#but the task is not complete

[fexalted]

you ever think "i wanna write" and then you open up your document of choice and see the mess you left it in and think "actually i wanna take a nap"

[hinamie]

alongside someone like you

[bet-on-me-13]

It's a Deal.

So! Steph is in a bit of a Bind. Literally.

Her Father had just discovered that she was the Vigilante who kept ruining his Plans, and decided to Deal with her. So he tied her up at a Bomb Site for one of his Plans and left her to die there.

No matter how much she struggled, she couldn't escape the Ropes, and time was running out. If only she had managed to get that last message out to Batman in time, maybe he would have come to rescue her.

The Timer had nearly reached Zero, when all of a sudden Time Stopped. The Ropes around her fell away, and a guy walked up to her as if it was the most normal thing in the world.

"Hey, you seem to be in a bit of a bind."

"Not so much anymore, was that you?"

"Yeah, bit of a Free Sample. See, I'm in a bit of a bind as well. I made a Deal with these floating Eyeballs, and long story short in order to keep my town safe I need to take the Soul of an Innocent person."

"And is that where I come in?"

"Yup, Basically I save your life, help you out with whatever you want, and you give me the rights to your Soul."

"What if I just walk away while time is stopped?"

"The building is Locked down tight, and I can't actually hold Time stopped for too long either way, it's sort of a new power to me. Without my help you wouldn't get out in time."

"So it's sell my soul or die?"

"Trust me,I don't like it either, but it's what I have to do."

"You know what, sure. You help me escape, help me take down The Cluemaster, and I'll give you my Soul."

"Then it's a Deal."

"I think this is the start of a beautiful friendship."

[radishearts]

It’s almost like they’re birds of a — no I shan’t say 👀

Reblogs appricoted :>

[hellogoodbyeitsme]

Damian walking past Tim's room to get water in the middle of the night hearing, "yes, I know. I know. You're excited to get to the bottom of this problem. I'm aware. I hear you, really I do. You make a good case. I would really love to work on it, too." and wondering who he's speaking to, only for him to continue, "but you're trying to be GOOD about your silly little human body right now. So get up. Go to bed. You need to sleep. Don't be an idiot. Come on. It's bedtime. For real. Let's go." so Dami peeks in, and it's just Tim talking to himself, growing more frustrated by the moment (though his tone suggests nonchalance). He's still firmly planted in the chair. He tried his best.

[enii]

Small tasks

[zetadraconis11]

HL Incorrect Quote #100

*in the Room of Requirement*

MC, bursting in: I finally did it!

Sebastian from the sofa: Did what?

MC, holding up the Field Guide: I finally found all the pages!

Natty, looking up from her book: THAT'S why you've been casting Revelio everywhere?

MC: Yep! And not only that, but I also found all of those Demiguise statues!

Poppy, while petting Highwing: ...is that why you've been taking cat naps all around Hogwarts?

MC: Yep.

Ominis, from a lounge chair: For the record, sleeping on the floors of Hogwarts are not as bad as you would think.

MC: Oh, and I found ALL of the Astronomy tables!

Amit, by a telescope: You did?! I hope it wasn't too dangerous...

MC: Nonsense! I've dealt with a whole lot worse than some mongrels and spiders. This was a piece of cake.

The group:

MC: And don't get me started on those bloody Merlin trials... But I did all 95 of them!

Sebastian, horrified: 95???

MC: Yes! It was not worth the pints of coffee and tea I downed, but I have done it all!

The group:

MC: I need to sleep. *keels over onto lounge*

The group:

Ominis: The more I hear about what MC does, the more concerned I get.

[kid-sid]

Read between the lines

[micc0ro]

It's fun to draw with office ballpoint pens!🤗

Error belongs to loverofpiggies

[moneyes]

Anybody that watched the Apothecary Diaries anime and liked it should check out the Light Novels it’s based on. Especially because they all follow the same pattern of Maomao going:

Maomao in ch. 1: huh, that’s kinda fucked up... That’s none of my business tho..

Jinshi ch. 2: APOTHECARY you are now IN CHARGE of figuring out why this fucked up thing is happening

Maomao: shit, I guess I have to now *proceeds to become hyper-focused on the task without fail*

[bonefall]

OH MY GOD THANK FUCK FOR FROSTPAW. She's shooting down every one of their dumbass excuses for the plot to not happen. I'm so here for an assertive girlie who can cut through the annoying trend the writers have had lately of having their series' most beloved characters look directly at the camera tto "explain" why their choice to be boring or OOC is Very Reasonable Actually.

It's incredibly refreshing for Frostpaw to have completely lost patience here, after EVERYTHING she went through! FINALLY. I love you sweetie you're doing amazing!!

[jacquelying]

more mt everest 1990 wips <3 team work makes the dream work

[junotter]

All the jokes about Ken and horses are good but I just wanna say it's such a good parallel to how actual young men get swept into misogyny and the patriarchy.

Like they're told to believe it means men get to be cool and manly and have this power but with that comes extremely rigid commands of what they can be as a man and a cycle of self hatred for never matching those gender roles perfectly. Patriarchy tells men that if they just do exactly what is expected of them, then they get all the "cool stuff" that comes with. That doesn't work though when there's only a small group that actually gets that power, but men will keep trying to fit into those roles in hopes that they can.

In the end there are no horses or the myth men are told, it's just endless cycles of self hatred and ingroup fighting.

[un-father]

I'm sorry to ruin the fantasy, but sexting sometimes is less "I'm touching myself as I read this" and more "I'm going through house chores/eating/out grocery shopping/eating a whole bag of snacks laying on the couch"

[l-just-want-to-see]

Lizzie telling him he’s acting weird and him pulling out a spyglass and going “AHA!” like it’s his defense mechanism and not a joke from three seasons ago

[bamsara]

twitch stream where its just me sitting down for hours and grammer/spell checking my fics /j