#but the one who turned him doesnt want him a full vampire bc they want a servant

[kawhump]

I’m not really keeping up with Baldur’s Gate 3 but have yall SEEN that little vampire fuck? I’m obsessed with that guy. his backstory reads like someone’s angst OC.

[aurorialwolf]

SO! Next installment of my series of posts detailing the ocs I made up for the next gen of redacted characters (aka the kids of redacted characters) At the time of writing this, the dynamic of Samuel Jr. and Adrian is winning on the poll I posted! Samuel Jr. is the kid of Sam & Darlin in my AU-ish thing, and Adrian is the son of Alexis Getty! Link to my in-detail info dump about Samuel: https://www.tumblr.com/aurorialwolf/757447421698654208/yall-ever-heard-of-epigenetics-okay-mildly?source=share Cutoff so that it doesnt make a super long post on ppls dashes

For starters, I am going to write out what I think needs to be known about Adrian for all this to hit home properly, I may make a longer post about him if I feel this doesn't cover it but thats for later - Full name: Adrian Getty - Ranking in the House: Duke - Son of Alexis Getty, he is the result of a fling between her and a man from another clan (this makes him literally an official bastard) - He vehemently dislikes his mother, as they have a very unhealthy relationship, considering how, like Samuel, he was turned by his own blood (except fully), and therefore, Alexis counts as his maker, and invokes him as a disciplinary measure. William has not stopped this, because he is unaware. - I have anon asks off so if u really love Alexis im sorry but u cant yell at me for this - He is a guard for Emily Solaire, daughter of William Solaire, mostly as a formality, and to give him a purpose within the clan. Now! Onto the actual dynamic Imagine that your child, and your ex's child, meet each other, and decide to continue your feud. That's how it feels for poor ol' Sam. Samuel and Adrian hate each other. Sort of. Adrian hates Samuel, but Samuel thinks it's really funny.

- They take turns provoking each other, and end up trying to beat each other up.. in front of multiple vampiric nobles.. not a great look for their parents - It's kind of gay? hear me out- - Samuel flirts a lot with Adrian, provoking him into sparring - Adrian is like.. definitely gay but has majorly repressed it, bro is in denial (mainly bc he assumes Alexis won't accept him, and will just harm him further for it :(( ) - Samuel is trying to help him? Probably. but also who wouldn't want to provoke their attractive vampire rival - Ok but he really is trying to help - After a while of meeting up at events, they finally hang around outside of official vampire territory, and mostly just spar, but sometimes talk! like normal folks - One day, after Samuel undergoes some p r e t t y b a d t r a u m a, he's all bandaged up, and Adrian shows up to spar, but decides to leave him to rest, despite Samuel's protests that he's still capable - At their next match, he goes way easier on Samuel, which leads Samuel to question him, saying that he's recovered now - Turns out, seeing him injured made Adrian realize he actually does care about Samuel's wellbeing, and they agree to a truce, deciding to not fight literally every time they see each other - They become friends! And they confide in each other about their problems, creating a really strong bond - They still definitely enjoy fighting though, since they are at about an equal level, making it a fun challenge - Before they became friends, whenever Samuel would show up somewhere (at like a Solaire event or sm) with Vivienne after they'd gotten some kind of treat (slushie etc) Samuel would bring him a lemon snack, and lemon is Adrian's favourite flavour :3 obviously Adrian pretends to be pissed off but he really does appreciate it Now how do their parents feel? Alexis hates everything about them hanging around each other. She repeatedly invokes Adrian to stay away from him and push him away, but Samuel finds a way around the invokation, using their blood bond (yes theyre blood bonded ooooh) to skirt around it Sam? He's kind of unsure at first, and doesn't really trust Adrian, but he warms up to it, and supports Adrian whenever he comes to their house for help or just to hang around. He makes Samuel and Adrian hot cocoa when it's cold out :3 and he's happy that his son is helping Adrian out, even if they had initially been fighting because of their parents' feud. Also both of them do notttt like the fact that their kids flirt given their previous relationship and how it ended,, Sam is worried it'll spiral into a similarly toxic situation and it just pisses Alexis off So yeah :3 Samuel and Adrian are actually really close, but it takes a couple years for them to get that way This really does sound like some rivals to lovers stuff huh hfgjksdhgks Taglist: @vegafan69 @darlin-collins @kxemii @professionallyyappin @sereh624

[sonic-4-episode-ii]

Tell us more about the valpiress?

oki doki

basically: skyrim vampires (with a few key differences)

(for those who dont know : in skyrim you become a vampire either by being bit by a full-blooded[? forgot the term] vampire with the intent to turn you[...???] or by getting Vampire Sickness and turning into one three days later

in this AU, somehow the vampire sickness got into some gemmy amulet or some other thing that sonic found, he got sick, and after kicking eggman ass he disappeared and turned into a vampire. WAHOO!

going off of the bug/oversight that means vampires can still eat normal food to regain stamina in survival mode bc its funny as fuck and i think sonic would die if he couldnt hqave a tasty meal

because of the fact that he became a vampire thanks to the magical amulet or whatever instead of another vampire infecting or directly turning him, sonic actually does act and feel a little like a different person. he's just the tiniest bit more self-centered, and his good-natured 'i do what i want' but silly attitude is now just hedonism

sonic unintentionally enthralled shadow while trying to feed off of him, to make sure he wouldn't run off, since sonic had been managing to eat regular food but still Needs blood and was abt to starve to death lmao it really regrets doing that, but shadow didn't - and still doesnt - mind

in skyrim regular (which is what this is Mostly based off of) you only get to thrallatize one dude, but based offa that & info from tje rest of the game it seems like any thralls are basically hyperfocused on protecting and serving their master, gaining large amounts of joy, relief or other positive emotions when they succeed in that. after being unthralled, they can become violent to their former master, but that seems to be more like 'they regain free will and get angry at being manipulated' than 'they magically hate the vamp no matter what', so when sonic takes shadow out of the thrall shadow wont attack unless he actually wants to

shadow Actively Enjoys being enthralled bc its nice and his thoughts quiet down

uh yeahidont have much else rn smiles tho

[likeadog]

@turbo-overkill not any good ones im suffering rn but the tldr is

mamamax changes his youtube name to GODCULT and drops this insane video about some guy named camden and his vampire werewolf sex cult but also about how all influencers are running cults etc etc. the video is ridiculously overproduced as is his style, and doesnt get much traction because of his channel name change and the fact its ridiculous

it turns out behind the scenes he was pestering other youtubers to cover it, and when they didnt, he posted a video again on the topic but named multiple large youtubers from fucking pewdiepie to joe rogan begging them to pick up the case about this camden dude. nobody has even heard of this guy

the videos dont have any evidence of this weird cult shit. spencer, an alleged survivor, does a 4 hour long podcast with her version of events, and there are other victims coming forward with allegations-- but all of the evidence is hidden and in order to access anything you have to be an influencer and sign an nda

everyone is like dude you cant just put this mans full name, face, and moms name on blast calling him 100% a pedo and sex cult leader in your stupid artsy fucking videos without showing any evidence and also expecting anyone else to cover it

cue multiple bitchfits from max, including multiple times where he says testimony should be evidence enough, demonstrates a deeply troubling lack of understanding about reality, and also eventually admits that he had never actually gotten any predators caught, despite saying he had 2 years prior

furthermore, his videos are largely fictional, with him claiming the predator parts are true, but he places them in a larger fictional narrative, because hes a filmmaker, not a journalist

oh, also, this spencer chick is a long time childhood friend of his who is also living with him and is being trusted with the task of managing all the money donated from patreon to the case. interesting.

he just continues to make videos fucking this up and potentially ruining any actual possibility for criminal or civil action because of the way hes doxxing this dude and blasting out unsubstantiated claims, but gets pissy when anyone points this out and is like "OH SO YOU HATE SURVIVORS? I CANT PLATFORM SURVIVORS"

also it turns out hes made multiple false pedo allegations against people, including the boyfriend of a girl he had a crush on and stalked, and privately a friend of his whose house he lived in rent free for 2 years, destroying his social life because he had credibility. this came out after mamamax's editor dipped and dropped spare footage from an unreleased video where he's talking about crit1kal, whom he feels snubbed by bc charlie had covid and didnt cover his stupid fucking story, going "i could cancel you charlie. i could cancel you if i wanted. im the friggen pedo hunter." god this guy makes me want to kill myself with cringe. anyways.

also on his patreon he posted a clip from an upcoming film project of his that , with an adult actress, depicts a simulated scene of child sexual assault, and everyone in his patreon chat is like "hey that was excessive" and hes like BUT ITS SO MUCH WORSE IN REAL LIFE ALSO SHES NOT A REAL CHILD SHES AN AGI because its supposed to be about the dangers of ai or whatever. shes a 5000 year old dragon ass excuse

ntm he framed the godcult shit under this like mamamax cinematic universe like "in a world where pedophiles run everything" and it begins to border on weird blood libel but whatever what do i know. insane thing to do with a REAL STORY OF ALLEGED ABUSE though.

while in contact with the boyfriend he accused of being a pedo's lawyer he also faked being his own lawyer and later admitted to using chat gpt as his source of legal knowledge. his survivor discord got leaked bc someone used minimal social engineering to get access to it by sucking up to him so he didnt require their id. five ex girlfriends have come out and accused him of freakery but he keeps a double standard about when testimony is "enough". this has been going on for months btw and he still hasnt released any evidence. again the amount of fucking clownery at play here is absurd . spencers story has weird holes in it and they STILL wont stop doxxing this dude.

mamamax is that pedo hunter or some shit on YouTube right? 😭 what the hell happened

where do i even start. this dude has fucked up so severely in ways no one has ever fucked up before. remember chris hansen? hes fucked this up so bad its up chris hansens ass with how fucked it is.

now dont get me wrong i think people who are like youtube pedohunters or whatever are already fucking ridiculous and i cant stand them bc like, theres a process for a REASON and when youre playing footsie with sex crimes i dont really care for carelessness in the name of views. but mamamax took it to a whole new level, and in his ceaseless desire to clout chase, fumbled his bag in an unprecedented way. i can provide further details if you want but the situation is weird and complicated but like jeeeeezuuuuuusss can you believe this guy

[checkers-dance]

hi user checkers-dance. i was thinking about changki and about vampires and about incest so here's a poorly planned out changki vampire AND incest au. changkyun and kihyun are both from a vampire hunter family but then at some point during one of his hunts changkyun gets turned. he's obviously really disturbed by this and he's trying really hard to keep it a secret from his family, but kihyun figures it out at some point. his first instinct is to kill changkyun but he can't bring himself to do it because that's his little brother. so he lets him go and changkyun runs away and doesn't return. years later kihyun is investigating some vampire killings and turns out changkyun is the one behind them. they have this like angsty confrontation but neither wants to kill the other so they go their separate ways again. as time goes on they keep running into each other and the tension between them grows and they're definitely not in good terms with each other but there's still this unspoken agreement that they won't hurt the other and neither of them crosses that line. i like to imagine sometimes they fall back into their old habits and act the way they used to but they never go the full way because their relationship is messy and painful and they just don't really trust each other like they used to anymore. they can't go back. there's a lot of longing for what they used to have, but also a desire for something more that really scares them both so they both bury those feelings down and try not to think of them. if this was a fic it would be like 20 chapters long and it would be a slow burn and very angsty and edgy and it would fuck so hard, it would be awesome, but it is not a fic, its an ask in your inbox and thats ok <3 made this up on the spot when i was abt to have a migraine so i apologize if it doesnt make any sense ok im going through it

Omfg changki vampire AND incest au AND changkyun is the little vampire brother??? Screaming crying and shaking, this was made for me specifically. Kihyun fits his role SO well here, he's the (seemingly) morally righteous older brother who is dedicated to his cause only bc the ppl around him think that's the right thing to do. But when it comes down to it he rlly can't kill changkyun bc he doesn't actually believe in killing vampires deep down, but he can't admit that to himself

Meanwhile changkyun is having his angsty vampire arc. He's all alone and he was never as into the vampire hunting as kihyun was, but being a vampire is not how he expected he'd spend the rest of his life. At some point he considers turning kihyun too, when he gets rlly lonely, but he keeps deciding against it bc he knows kihyun would hate it. Changkyun actually has so much time to think abt all the things he could've done w kihyun if they were either both vampires or both humans, but not when one of them is a vampire and one is a human. Also, changkyun doesn't want to drink human blood so instead he kills vampires and drinks their blood, and kihyun finds out abt this as he's investigating vampire corpses and he feels guilty abt it (kihyun is also maybe investigating this a bit TOO thoroughly bc he would've wanted to be the one changkyun bit)

[imustspeakmyheart]

your last rb deeply intrigues me. what is the deal with volomon

(only if you want to share ofc)

oh dang thanks for your interest in my little lady!! volomon is an oc i have in a universe with my partner, so he doesnt have like a Story or anything but some things about him:

speedrun of his backstory: -born in the early 1800s as the only son to a butcher; has a weird relationship with masculinity, death and gore because of this. -run out of his home for being gay, ends up at the theatre, gets hatecrimed in an alley and turned into a vampire by augustus kenwood who makes him heir of the kenwood estate -augustus is an engigmatic old man, very rich, throws money at volly rather than emotional support. also uhh he leads a vampire death cult for vamps who are kinda sick of life, and eventually he starves himself because he has his heir now so .. time to traumatise my child and make them even more Weird about death.

SO volomon is a hugely dramatic, spoiled, rich theatre queer who lives in this huge house by himself for the LONGEST TIME hes agoraphobic bc hes scared of dying out there, in the sun he realises he's non-binary, his gender is lady, he wears victorian style dresses even in the modern day. he does taxidermy, makes clothes for them, gives each and every one of his pieces a backstory and a name. his house is full of them.

he has a whole room that is just portraits hes commissioned of himself through the years. he has a tower that has no internal entrance that he likes to go to (flies there as a bat) to cry and have breakdowns.

he wants you to read his mind so he doesnt have to talk about his emotions, but also dont tell him what hes feeling! watch out! hes deeply delusional

he has a tiktok. lestat is his idol. he has two borzoi called persephone and aphrodite. he has a room full of rats all named after philosophers, he takes great care of them but when they die he makes them into taxidermy pieces.

hes a bleeding heart but hes aloof. he cares so much but he cares not at all. hes a gemini. hes a leo.

his husband is a werewolf who he met passed out in his foyer, and the first thing volly did was stack items on him on insta live until the guy woke up. theyre in love. it takes them 50 years to get married. he does two-part nicknames when he's fond of you so llewellyn (his husband) is welly-belly.

his favourite part of a man are his tits.

I COULD GO ON shes very important to me.

[princeanxious]

Something I'm writing but idk if ill finish:

Virgil gets turned into a vampire and doesnt realize it till Logan, an Elder Vampire, approaches him out of worry bc "who just leaves a defenseless newly turned all alone out in the sun of all places???" And finds out Virgils been a vampire for all of three months, whos suddenly on his own and pretty much starving himself because he hasnt been shown how to even eat correctly let alone what to eat??

And while Logan wants to pummel the idiot who turned this poor 18 y/o without a care in the world and left him to starve, Logan has bigger issues to attend to.

So, Elder Vampire Logan decides, ultimately, to take this newly turned in as one of his own. Which is WILD to all the other vampires who know him/know aout him bc Elder Vampire Logan is a serious no nonsense guy whos never been interested in looking after other vampires or starting his own clan before while focused and obsessed with the pursuit of new knowledge, so many other vampires p much have to wonder; "what the fuck did this kid have going for him to have a immortal, whos been around longer than most people on the planet, decide to just up and adopt him as one of his own??" And boi do some of Logans closer, bolder vampire friends visit and ask him abt it while wanting to meet Virgil.

Virgil is confused as fuck and still just trying to focus at suddenly having a new parent that actually cares about him and learning all the things on what being a vampire entails, Logan is doing his best to coach, teach, and not coddle his new 'son' but honestly who can blame him for holding the poor boy for hours after his first meal because Virgil had been so conflicted about finally feeling full despite the fact that he'd drank blood of all things to get to that point that he'd sat and cried.

Logan had picked up a sensitive fledgling, for sure, but if you were to ask him, he wouldnt have wanted it any other way.

[wygolvillage]

have you ever wanted to read a rewrite of the plot of castlevania: lament of innocence that replaced leon with sonia (bc lets face it she deserves better), doesnt overuse the dead wife trope, and has LESBIANS IN IT??? NO??? well too bad here it is

fair warning it might be a bit cringe? im hardly a writer lmao

Sonia Belmont was a peasant girl of insignificant origin, however, she found herself at conflict with a nobleman after her dear friend Sara Trantoul was arranged for a marriage with Count Mathias Cronqvist, who lived not far from her village in a remote castle that few dared to visit. Sara, however, did not wish to marry into nobility, let alone marry a man, and Sonia helped her make an escape to another town.

Mathias was furious with jealousy and rage, and pursued Sonia. They did battle, and Sonia was the victor: Count Mathias Cronqvist was dead. However, having killed a man of significant power and renown, Sonia was now wanted for murder, and she opted to hide her identity so as to not arouse suspicion. She tried to convince Sara to leave her side, out of fear that they may be found due to her previous connection to the Count, however Sara refused out of love for Sonia.

Sonia became a vigilante knight, trying to do battle against injustices in the world in whatever way she could. She often would have to take trips across the countryside to pursue those she thought wrongdoers, often other men in positions of authority like the detestable Count who had targeted her dear Sara.

In 1094 she received a letter informing her of a man named Walter Bernhardt who had been kidnapping townsfolk, however when she arrived at his palace she found it empty. In fact, the letter had been a trap, and when she returned to her home she found Sara gone- with signs of a struggle. When she asked around the town where Sara had been taken, all the answers pointed to the dilapidated castle near the village where she and Sara had grown up.

The Count was dead, of course... There was no way he could be behind this. Still, she followed this guidance, and found that the area around the castle was covered in thick trees and darkness, and her hometown was no more, enveloped by a forest of eternal night. Curiously, the castle was no longer in the crumbling state it had been left in, but instead looked as if it had been built the previous day. One man remained in a shop in the forest, someone who Sonia had known years ago before she had killed Mathias: Rinaldo Gandolfi. He recognizes her, and tells her to stay away from such an awful place, and that his whole family was slaughtered by the vampire that lived there. She refuses, stating her intentions to rescue Sara, and Rinaldo acquiesces. However, he does let her know that should she need any goods for her quest, he will provide them. He gives her a whip said to be able to kill vampires.

Rinaldo explains that he spotted the vampire with a large crystal that was the source of the darkness, and that as an alchemist he theorized it was connected to legends of a Crimson Stone that can impart great power to one who pursues a path of evil, and to be wary. He also stated that the crystal was what had restored the castle to its current state.

Sonia enters the castle and finds it infested with horrible monsters. She fights through the mindless horde, but after facing a first boss, a mysterious red headed vampire appears in the room and identifies himself as Walter Bernhardt. He taunts her a bit with an unwinnable boss fight, says she’ll never find Sara and teleports away.

Sonia pursues Walter through the castle’s various areas such as the House of Sacred Remains and Anti-Soul Mysteries Lab, but is ultimately unfruitful in her search, often being led through the mazes only to find traps with terrifying monsters laying in wait. At one point she tries to confront Walter and he drops her into a pit containing the Forgotten One, and has to fight her way out.

Eventually, after completing the castle’s areas, she finds Sara, but finds that she’s too late, and that Sara has been turned into a vampire. Sara laments her fate, terrified that she’s lost her humanity. Sonia escorts her out of the castle to be cared for by Rinaldo, horrified at what Walter has done and furious at him.

She storms through the castle once more, heading for the Throne Room to confront Walter. However, when she defeats him, he reveals that it was not him who turned Sara- it was his master who had orchestrated the whole thing. Walter dies of his wounds soon after, and Sonia wonders who Walter’s master was- though she does not have to wonder for long.

Mathias Cronqvist, revived from the grave as a vampire by the pure evil in his heart, then reveals himself.

“Sonia,” he begins. “I want you to understand that you took everything from me. My life, and the only woman I thought was worthy of my grace.”

“You’re a monster,” Sonia spits in his face. “You stole much more from her than I ever stole from you.”

“I loved her, Sonia, just as you do. Now she and I can be together forevermore, and you will be punished for your sins.”

“How can you claim to love her?! You’ve never loved, and you never will! True love does not drive people to hurt!” Sonia then attacks him.

The ensuing fight is a near-equal match, and Sonia eventually prevails, but is grievously wounded. Just as she thinks it’s over, Mathias pulls out a large red orb from the wall behind the throne, one that Sonia now realizes is the Crimson Orb Rinaldo spoke of. The roof of the castle opens, and the full moon shines upon the glistening orb in his hands. As he does this, the castle begins to crack apart as the crystal had been removed.

“The blood spilt in the village you called home, and the despair all around us... This shall give me strength! Even Death will be at my command!” He announces to the sky, and the orb begins to emit a horrible red light. “After all... the Dark Lord is given power by the negativity in the hearts of mankind. All that fury and hatred for me will only be your downfall.”

He is then transformed into the ultimate force of all evil, the Dark Lord. He takes on the name Count Dracula, abandoning his former humanity.

Sonia cannot hope to win, but she fights on in exhaustion in the midst of the crumbing castle. Dracula laughs as she collapses. Sonia spits out blood, and in her assumed dying moments as Dracula approaches, she curses his name and tells him, in an oddly prophetic way, that one day he shall experience true loss, his children shall turn against him, and her descendants will cheer on his downfall.

Dracula is enraged by her words, and is about to deal the final blow before Sara jumps in front of her. Sara tells Dracula to let her live, or else kill her as well.

Out of perceived "love" for Sara, Dracula lets the two women go, and Sara carries Sonia to safety as the castle falls to eternal ruin. The fog of eternal darkness recedes from the forest and the sun rises as they meet up with Rinaldo.

Sara retreats into the shadows to avoid the sun's rays, but Sonia follows, telling her that no matter what she will go wherever she leads her.

"But I am inhuman. I am a monster, just as Walter and Dracula were." Sara avoids her gaze.

"To be inhuman is to reject love and kindness and to seek evil ends. Dracula made that choice himself... And you have chosen to save me." Sonia embraces her tightly.

"You love me, despite my newfound home in the night..."

"If the night is your home, so it is mine. The Belmont family shall henceforth walk the path of shadows in pursuit of the Dark Lord... and we will hunt the night for eternity."

And then the credits roll yaaaay

After the credits it is stated that Sonia has had a child, and though that child shares the cursed fate of a Belmont and a bloodsoaked lineage of a vampire, that child will one day be hailed as a hero.

The End :)

[blookmallow]

adopted a child (again) and investigated some Crimes

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would really love to know what you did to get a name like that 

belethor will let me take this goblet 

but NOT this goblet, this one is off limits 

sighs...... i cant do it i cant just leave this child sleeping on stone pathways

i dont know how the hell she intends to get all the way to whiterun by herself but im gonna say the whiterun guards escorted her 

lucia looks like she was about to Fight that fox i promise she wasnt lmao but look at them.... my girls,

WHAT NO

yi KEs, 

damn it now ill never be able to ask her why shes called that 

also whoever did this clearly. stripped her, too, so thats. fucked up

im wondering if this was preventable or not, it doesnt seem likely that you’d be able to solve the case before this happens but i wonder if its possible to kill the culprit before this point

nobody would understand why you did it so you’d probably be labeled as a murderer yourself, but. could you potentially save her 

HOLY FUCKING SHIT 

so there was a suspicious abandoned house and i got permission to search it, found THIS FUCKING SECRET ROOM BEHIND A BOOKSHELF WHICH IS ABSOLUTELY FULL OF HUMAN REMAINS

this house is also for sale lmao and i want it SO FUCKING BAD (i dont know if you get all the crime scene gore too or if its gets cleaned up when you purchase it lmao) but it seems like this house isn’t purchasable without getting involved in the stormcloaks vs imperials situation and i dont really want to side with anyone so im just like :/ :/ 

also found this and it doesnt do anything but i am going to wear it forever now 

its of value to me shut up 

hell yes 

i put this outfit on just to see it im still trying to find armor that is at least sort of functional and looks cool bc like. my vampire armor is great but it covers up any necklaces im wearing... they still work/people still react if you have an amulet of mara on but i cant see it :( 

anyway this evidence line led me to believe wuunferth was the butcher and he got arrested 

you are SO valid 

WHAT DID I DO

I JUST WENT TO RIVERWOOD TO SELL SOME DRAGON BONES WHAT DO YOU WANT 

they all attacked me IN THE MIDDLE OF THE TOWN and i killed them all, which. didnt seem to affect my reputation in this town/label me as a murderer or anything but to be fair they absolutely attacked me first 

searched the corpses to try to figure out what the fuck and 

whomst

who the FUCK are you i never get caught stealing shit i dont know you 

after the very loud violent fight in the middle of the town everyone just sorta seemed to forget what just happened and sven walks up to this dead mercenary just... the saddest voice “oh... what happened?? :(” and just keeps walking i m LAUGHING 

i eventually figured out lortheim is a talos priest in windhelm, who i had no memory of and i usually dont steal anything from temples so i have NO IDEA what this was about 

went to confront him on it

bastard just looks me in the eye and goes on talking about talos like he didnt just hire like 5 assassins to try to murder me in broad daylight in the middle of a village 

he didnt say shit and i still dont know what the fuck i did to him the only thing i can think of is maybe i stole a book or something or like. accidentally pushed a button too fast and grabbed something but id imagine if he had caught me i wouldve noticed and reloaded to either. unsteal it or try it again,

granted i steal things a Lot but usually not like. from temples or from just random innocent people. whatever fuck this guy but i dont care enough to try to kill him for it 

anyway then the girl from the windhelm stables turned up dead in the streets while wuunferth was in jail so it WASNT him actually, staged a stakeout at the abandoned house to find out what the fuck was going on 

IT WAS THE MUSEUM GUY :( :( :( :( i liked him god damn it what the fuck

i mean that definitely explains why he was. lowkey “hey you should definitely give that amulet to me. no one else would want it haha im really giving you the best price so you should just. give me that. please” at me

wuunferth doesnt seem to be too angry at me for falsely accusing him and his name’s been cleared now but god damn

[yestodaymvv]

soulmate!haechan

a/n: hello i’m back! i was avoiding homework and i ended up writing this. give feedback pls! thanks for reading <3

 i recommend listening to sun&moon by nct 127

word count: 2.5k

mark | renjun | jeno | jaemin | chenle | jisung

so, the soulmate marker that hyuck has is the first two initials thingy

the initials one is similar to the words written on your wrist except,, they’re initials

the initials can actually appear anytime it’s just random

like they can appear when you’re born, when you turn 16, when you drop your food

like any random time

so, hyuck is obviously a little ball of affection

and he loves loving people

so he was pretty excited when he got his initials

he was actually with renjun when it happened

they were going to the arcade because hyuck can apparently beat renjun’s high school in the pacman game

but renjun kept saying that hyuck wasn’t good enough

so as hyuck and renjun were going to the arcade

they stopped by a sandwich shop

and as they were walking in, someone was walking out

can you guess who it was?so obviously it was you

so you were the new girl in the city

you moved because your father got a new job offer that required leaving your hometown and moving into whatever city hyuck was init was the last week of summer break and you were getting lunch you, your brother and your father who was on his way from work

you were in a hurry because you and your father already on his way

so you didn’t bother looking where you were going and so you bumped into this dude

who was,, surprise surprise

hyuck

and so you just muttered a quick “i’m sorry!”and then ran your way home

or not ran, you had a bike

you biked your way home

and the minute that you and hyuck bumped into each other

was when hyuck got his initials on his wrist

as hyuck was ordering, renjun noticed it

“haechan,, look”

he pointed on hyucks wrist and there it was

your initials

in pretty cursive writing

the way you got your initials was different

it was more simple really

you got it the day you turned 17you were at home, at your birthday party, and as everyone was singing happy birthday

your brother yelled out “hey look, y/n’s wrist!”

and it was the initials L.D.  in bold letters

your family couldn’t stop teasing you about it

your brother would remind you that you weren’t allowed to date until you were 25your father would tease you about every single boy that you introduced them to

whether it was a classmate for a group projector a friend that he’s known for a long time

okay anyway so your first day of school was pretty chill

you were given the opportunity to have someone to help you around

and that was not hyuck

it was chenle

you became quick friends with chenle

you admired how sweet and outgoing he was and he never seemed to stop laughing which in turn made you laugh

chenle took a liking to you too

but not in that way because boy is taken

chenle said that you reminded him of his friend, haechan

how the both of you were easy going and funny

how you guys are just so happy

and so your were curious as to who this haechan actually was

throughout the week

chenle was the one who accompanied you

along with his friend jisung

you wanted to meet haechan but you never mentioned it to chenle

so the following week, you were in writing class

you loved to write

it was your favorite past time

you weren’t particularly the one who would read romance novels

you loved adventure

and you loved fantasy you would write about the things you never got to do

before moving into the city, you lived in a small town for your entire life

you always had adventures in the town the small town was located near a forest?? i guess you can say

you would have small adventures when you were younger with your friends

but as you got into middle school and high school

your friends decided to focus more on school

trying to pass and get away from the small town

you didn’t really care for you studies

you just wanted to be outside all the time

the imagination you had as a child, continued on as you turned into a teen

while your friends were out studying for whatever important tests or exams they had

you stayed outside,, wandering around

and you always loved the nighttime

so you were always out when it was night because you loved looking at the stars and looking at the moon

so in your writing class,, you were required to write about your favorite time of day

you were supposed to create a story using the setting time as your fav time

and you obviously chose the nighttime

so as you were writing your story

hyuck walks in the room

he switched classes into writing and the only open seat was in front of you

so he sat there

you didn’t notice that someone sat in front of you until your teacher told you to share what you wrote to someone sitting next to you

and hyuck was the only one next to you

so hyuck turns around and greats you with a big smile

“hello, would you like to share first?”

and you said “sure”

your story was about a small little boy that couldn’t go outside in the daylight

he doesn’t do it because he looked different from everyone else and he was afraid of people teasing him

it was about how at night, he would venture into the forest behind his house

and then he would go around his own little adventures

and hyuck stops you in the middle of the story

“wait, so your favorite time of day,, is nighttime?”

“well, yea?? i thought i established that when my main character can’t go out in the daytime.”

“nighttime is so sad! there’s no light! no sun!”

“that’s exactly why i like it?”

he looked hurt

 “how? could? one? not? like? the? sun?”

“i’m guessing you have a strong passionate love for the sun?”

and hyuck

 just smiles

 like

really wide

“OF COURSE I LOVE THE SUN! IM HAECHAN!”

and your like,, oh this is haechan

“wait youre haechan? youre friends with chenle?”

“yea,, little lettuce head?”

and you just laugh bc chenle is a lettuce head

but a cute lettuce head lets not attack okay chenle is adorable

“you’re the one that chenle told me about. so,, doesnt haechan like,, mean,, full sun?”

“yes!”

“is that really your actual name?”

“mhm, nope. it’s just a nickname i was given when i was younger so i sticked to it.”

“ahh” and you nodded

 “okay so back on to the topic,, how can you not like the sun?!!?!!?!?!?”

you rolled your eyes at him

“haechan, not a lot of people like the sun. i don’t like it because it hurts my skin”

“what are you, a vampire?”

“psh, no. my skin is just sensitive.”

“okay well, let’s get into my better, more sunshine loving, story”

his was about little bear

a little bear that wanted to visit the sun

he was told by his mother and friends that it was impossible to go to the sun

but he persevered and tried his best to

lol these stories i’m so dumb but just,, imagine that they’re better

and so you stop and say that his is pretty unrealistic

 “hey! i don’t want to hear your opinions you sun hating monster”

you rolled your eyes once more

“i have a name you know”

“well i would call you by it but you didn’t exactly introduce yourself and sun hating monster has a better ring to it”

“i’m y/n”

“ahh so the monster does have a name”

you took his story and smacked it on his head 

“don’t be mean! chenle said you were loving but that’s obviously not true”

“HEY I AM”

“yea,, sure.”

and so that was it

your friendship with hyuck

officially began

you guys were like

the cutest set of friends

you are both like the biggest rays of sunshine ever

even though you hate the sun

people tended to know you guys as the suns cause you were always so smiley and happy

and the both of you make friends so easily

you guys became friends really quickly

and you would spend time outside of school and hang out

it tended to be indoor activities

because you didn’t like being outside

the both of you tended to be playing video games or watching movies

hyuck occasionally cooked and you helped him

and he would just make fun of you when you couldn’t do the right things

like cutting an onion

“y/n, you’re doing it wrong you’re terrible at this”

“channie,, pls shut up”

“YOURE GOING TO BURN YOURSELF Y/N”

“NO I WONT HAECHAN LET ME BE”

and then you do burn yourself

and youre there crying

but hyuck to the rescue

he’s so cute so like imagine him helping you

so he calms you down as your crying

and he just hums a soft tone

and his voice gets all soft and goes “its okay”

and he carefully tends your burn

and hes just

so :(( cute :(( and soft :((

but hes also  a little shit

so once he finishes helping you he goes

“i told you youd burn yourself but you never listen”

OKAY FAST FORWARD

you guys are seniors now

and it’s your last few months of school

this was around the time you guys start to get to know which colleges you get accepted into

so the thing about the soulmates hyuck already knew that you were his soulmate

he knew when he was at your house one day after school

the both of you were trying to make lunch for your father and brother

you decided to give them a treat

and the both of you were fooling around

so you were both messing around that you accidentally broke a bowl

and you father hears it from the living room

and he yells

 “Y/F/N Y/M/N Y/L/N”

and hyuck just freezes

his initial tattoo had three letters

and it was of course, your middle name

if you dont have a middle name im sorry but just go with it

and he just realized

that the feeling he had whenever he was with you

the feeling have happiness whenever you were around him

the way your laugh makes him smile

how your laugh is his favorite sound

how whenever you smile at him he gets butterflies and his heart squeezes

whenever you look at him in the eyes, hyuck just sees stars and thinks you have the most beautiful eyes out there

it was because you were both soulmates

and you didn’t know that yet

he knew the initials on your wrist was his

L.D. for lee donghyuck

but you didn’t know his first name

you only knew his last name and haechan

ever since then, hyuck was trying his best to lay low on his feelings

he was happier when he found out

he was with his soulmate and it was his best friend

he didn’t bother telling you though

he wanted fate to take its path and let you find out on your own

he’s been more affectionate to you

and you never really noticed

you just figured that was how haechan was

you did, of course eventually find out that donghyuck was haechan’s real name

it was at school

and the both of you were still in writing class

you had the same teacher and the both of you asked you teacher to do college recommendations for you

if you dont know what college recs are it basically a teacher writing about how you are at school for a higher chance to get into college

so you were leaving class without hyuck because he was out sick for the day

when your teacher calls your name

she gives you back your college recs and you look at haechans

and the name “lee donghyuck” was on the top

and you were confused and somewhat angry? relieved?

so when you went to visit him after school, with a bowl of your father’s soup

when you went into his room, you greeted him by asking him

“your first name is donghyuck?”

and hyuck just looks at you and smiles

“you finally figured it out?”

you passed him his college rec

“you know, you’ve been causing me a lot of internal problems”

you said somewhat a bit mad

hyuck gets up and walks a bit closer to you

“why’s that?”

you look up at him

“because,, i have been having a crisis for weeks”

you start to pace around his room

“because i’ve been so worried about this whole soulmate thing

i’ve been worried that i would never get to meet my soulmate

and when i do i wouldnt even like them

because of you”

hyuck walks to you

“me?”

“yes you

you’re always going around with your stupid little smile

and laughing your stupid little laugh

and the small little stupid things you do

you’re always so nice to me and you’re always cooking me food

you’re jokes always make me laugh

you always make my day and im worried that i wouldnt like my soulmate

because i like you

but now, here i am

your name, lee donghyuck, intials L.D. is on my wrist”

you take a big sigh

“i really hate you chan, you know that?”

hyuck smirks at you

“that was quite a confession y/n, but we both know you don’t hate mewe’re soulmates”

he shows you his initialsyour initials, with your middle name

“y/f/n y/m/n y/l/n”

and then you two start dating okay so before i end this bulleted au let me just say a cute little thing  i thought of as i was writing this

okay it’s the week before college starts

and you and hyuck were at your old town

hyuck decided to surprise you by driving you out into your old town so you can look at the stars

you cant really do that in the city

so he did it for you

so as you were both stargazing, hyuck calls out your name

“hey y/n”

“yes hyuck?”

you sit up to look at him he pulls out a small jewelry box

you open it to find a small sun pendant necklace

“hyuck,,,”

“i know we’re going to be a few hours away because of college, and i know that you don’t like the sun but i love the sun, like how i love you. you’re my sun. and i can be your moon”

you turned the pendant over and there was an engraving of the letter HH for haechan

H for donghyuck

H for your soulmate the name of your soulmate

H for haechan

[mairzymarzipan]

Night of the Full Moon Character Reviews: The Big Bosses(Minus Werewolf)

Hello again

I know I said I’d be talking about the Hunter, Old Mage, Fallen Priest and so on today, but I realized that those characters were actually more interesting in the context of other characters, so I put them off for later.  I decided instead to talk about the main bosses of the game, as it so happens, are the closest people to Red Riding Hood.  Because this game wants to be an ironicy soap opera/anime that way.

When I say Big Bosses, I mean that you always fight one of these characters at the end of the game.  Unless you’re like me and you start all over at the end because you’re bored and tired of all four of them playwise.

Werewolf

Wait, no, never mind.  This is another one of those characters who’s more interesting in the context of different, non-Red Riding Hood Characters.  We’re saving this boi for later.  But, you shouldn’t too surprised, if you read the title.  Instead, I’ll just use this space to talk about a mechanic.

Throughout the game, you can get ‘courage’ and ‘reputation’ points by talking to characters.  Very very generally speaking, you get courage points by doing brave things, and you get reputation points for doing nice things.  You also can get courage points when a character talks shit about the werewolf, and reputation points when a character talks shit about the witch.  So naturally, if you have more courage in the end, you get to fight the wolf, and if you have more reputation, you get to fight the witch.  I guess what they’re going for is only a meanie would fight this doggo?  And the witch is who any empathetic person would hate???

I feel like the latter is not the case, but more on that later.

Witch

“Only your Hope family can lift the dark magic curse.  This is what the priest is most afraid of.  That’s why monsters run wild on full moon nights. First they made your grandmother disappear and then they drew you into the forest...but they never anticipated that you would make it this far.”

By the way, you’re part of a prophecy.  Only someone in your family can lift the curse on the forest.  jsyk

Yeah so, as you see, the Witch’s description does not really tell us much about the witch herself.  This description also pretty unique in that none of the other character descriptions go into the second person like this.  The description also kind of hints that Red dies in the timeline where she fights the witch, so that’s depressing.

Nah, to figure out what the witch is about, you have to delve into the fragments around her. 

So, you actually do encounter the witch earlier in the game.  In the third or sometimes second chapter, she will recruit to find some magic apples she lost.  She makes a mention about suspecting a queen of stealing them.  The apples, I guess, are just lying around on the forest floor, and you bite into each of them bc you’re a dumb lkid.  Each apple changes your stats by a few points and the witch does not at all seem upset that you hand her a bunch of bitten fruit at the end.  In fact, she offers you the choice of two random buffs, so that’s fun.

You’re likely to hear about her way before that, though, depending on who you talk to.  Generally anyone who’s been cursed feels like it’s the witch’s fault.  

But if you choose to fight her(or you might not get a choice in the matter) she accuses you of stealing said apples.  She’ll also talk to you throughout the battle until you defeat her- a trait that only the big bosses and a few of the newer ones have.  Her lines...make her sound pretty unhinged.  She’s speaks of disbelief that you would do such a horrible thing, and threatens you with with her magic, and talks about how misunderstood she is.

When you defeat her, she’s got a really interesting line, tho.

“No!  I don’t want to fight you!  I can’t!”

Huh.

Before I move on, let me talk about this other witch character.

Yep.  That sure is the art style this game is going with.

So this is one of the shopkeepers.  There are four different shops you can find along the way, only two of which have characters you can see in them.  This character is known as the Witch Apothecary...but you can only see that on the outside of her store.  Otherwise she’s just called “Witch”.

The thing is, along the way, characters will talk about the Witch and, they don’t specify that it’s not the one with the white hair.  They just talk about The Witch like she’s the only witch that matters.  So is this woman not really a witch?  A witch wannabe?  Nah, we already have one of those characters.  Could it me that the shopkeepers don’t actually exist in the story of the game?  That would bum me out, bc there’s this lesbian owl I want to be real.

But...I think they’re the same person using shapeshifting.  Or if you want a really wild theory, maybe there are time travel hijinks and she’s the Magic Apprentice grown up.  But I’m going to go ahead with the former.

Anyhoo.  I like the witch.  I’m gonna give her 🍎🍎🍎🍎 four apples

Priest

“They mistakenly thought that on the full moon night they could help the monsters quietly eliminate Little Red Riding Hood and her grandmother.  Once the Hope family was wiped out, the legend of lifting the curse on the Dark Forest would disappear completely.  However, they didn’t expect they would have to go personally and pay such a high price to fight their enemy. When the priest fell, the cursed monsters reverted to their human forms and the Dark Forest was no longer covered by snow all year round, but the church’s blind greed still remains.”

Again, not much is said about the priest himself.  The most interesting thing here is that he apparently is the keystone holding the curse together.  Interesting, because he seems to be letting the witch do all the work for him.  Usually in these stories, you have to kill the person who casts the spell to break the spell, not just their friend.  Is it because he, himself, is a stone?  That is to say, he turns into a statue sometimes.

Why the heck is he having her turn all his enemies into cartoon monsters instead of killing them, anyway?  Don’t tell it’s to make the game family friendly, bc in one of these timelines a child kills another child.  

Honestly, the priest/church just doesn’t make a lot of sense to me.  His big plan is selling everybody from his town as slaves.  Gross.  And the way he accomplishes this is by...making it snow all the time, and turning people into vampires and fire bears?  What?

He is.  A delight to fight.  I’m being sarcastic.  He’s a religious edgelord who likes to go on about how humans are sinners and everyone deserves to be punished.  Also she cheats by turning into stone.  Eh.  

It feels like someone just spun a wheel for of evil traits and just stuck them together haphazardly.  His evil plan is...human trafficking!  His personality is...self righteous!  His means is...tf!  His super power is...turning into a statue!  

He’s the biggest of bads but also not that thought out.  He’s super important to the over-arching plot and yet I have no idea why this guy does what he does.  I’m gonna give him 🗽🗽 two statues.

Mystery Men

idek why this person is called “Mystery Men”.  I’m guessing it’s supposed to be mystery man?  Or mysterious person or something?  I know I haven’t talked about the art much but, I do appreciate how much their face looks like a dog snout and her hood looks like dog ears.  It’s a neat touch.

This description was actually changed.  The new text is longer and more awkwardly worded.  I don’t like it!  And I don’t get why it happened.

But, yeah.  The very last enemy of the game- who you can only reach by playing through at least four times and defeating all three others- is your Grandmother!  Le gasp!

So what exactly went wrong with her?  Oh, nothing, she just has a big wolf growing out of her back(told you the concept was backed up by canon)

Is this her daemon or patronus or something?  I have no idea.  I’ve been calling her a werewolf sometimes, tho, bc she’s better at being a werewolf than the titular werewolf.  Which is to say she can revive instead of just healing.  Her buffs and deck change throughout the fight.  She’s a long battle, fun, except for her ear piercing voice.  She sounds a bit possessed.

I’ll give her 👁️👁️👁️ three big eyes.  She’s a fun battle, but I always mute it.  Also not real big on how the text got changed for the worse.  But she does add some good details to the story.

In Conclusion... 

Grandma’s text tells us a few things.  

1. Not only is the Hope family connected to this prophecy, but family members actually have the power to control the curse.  That leads me to believe that the person who got the curse started was a Hope themself.  

2. The church came along long after the curse was in full swing.  So the priest is not responsible for it.  Whether he’s a Hope himself is not relevant.

We also know these things:

1. The witch is still the one casting all the tf spells, which is part of the curse.

2. There are two timelines were Red has a natural gift for magic

3. In the Little Witch timeline, the Witch is teaching Red magic.  On top of that she’s v patient, which is surprising, for some reason.

4. The Witch seems a little out of touch with reality.  She sends you to find apples, and then yells at you for stealing them.  Almost like she thinks you’re another person.

5. The witch verbally expresses her desire not to fight you when she realizes who you are.

I have to conclude that the Witch is a Hope.  A Hope who’s close enough to have a fondness for Little Red Riding Hood, and is invested in her well being/education.  And yanno, is turns her enemies into pig people because she can.  

She helps you on your quest by giving you one of her own.  But earlier on, she takes on the form of the other witch offer you potions and the like.  She even gives you the first one in each chapter for free.

“My potions can change your appearance!”

Of course she can’t get too close to you.  She can’t reveal that she’s helping you.  Hence putting on a new face when she’s a ‘good’ witch.  One wonders if she’s trying to hide her identity from you, or the people she’s allied with.

Hey can we look at her description again?

Red doesn’t get addressed in the second person in any of the other descriptions.  There is a character who talks about his life in the first person, and we’ll get to him.  But this is odd to me.

What if Red isn’t being addressed here?  What if it’s someone else?  What if it’s the Witch?

What if the Witch was captured and ensnared in the priest’s plot?  What if he messed with her memory?  So then who is she?  Red’s sister?  It seems like she’s been working with the church a lot longer than Grandma’s been missing.  Also Grandma went into the woods on her own accord.  You could say that the grief the church caused her *made* her go out, but it seems weak.

So maybe a Hope in another generation, who lost her grandmother to- either the church or monsters?  Was it this other Grandmother who *started* the curse?

Dude, what if she’s your Mom?

What if instead of killing her the priest did...something...scared her enough to get her to work for him.  And messed with her memory so she couldn’t conceive a way out?  And sort of had her transfer the power of the curse to him so that people had to kill him to break it?

What if he had the Church Doctor scoop her brain out and put it in another lady’s head?  Who knows.

I’m not certain about the witch being your mom.  I think I would like that to be the case because it’s fun, but I’m not quite convinced yet.  I AM certain, tho, that the Witch is a Hope, and she cares about you.  She’s not just this cackling meanie turning people into flowers.  She’s...complicated.  And she needs help just as much as all the trapped monsters.

[nureyevsbf]

first ten for carlisle :3c

i literally almost cried MULTIPLE times while writing this let’s GO

tw for mild internalized homophobia in question 7

sorry if you’re just some rando looking for twilight content who comes across this bc of all the fuckin keywords in it

otp question meme

1. Who is the most affectionate?

does it even count if i say both??? like i have lovey dovey bitch disease and im extremely affectionate but like. carlisle. carlisle who was lonely and heartbroken and crushed by self-loathing for years. carlisle who was touch starved for decades and would probably cry if he was physically capable the first time i touched him lovingly. carlisle who thought he was a monster and damned to hell who finally has someone - someone who's hunted monsters like him before and yet sees this beauty in him and loves him with their whole heart - that looks at him like he put the stars in the sky himself and who loves every part of him and insists he's more human than any of them. that carlisle?????? look me in the fuckin eyes and tell me he wouldn't b the softest most affectionate full-of-love motherfucker on the planet.

2. Big spoon/Little spoon?

im the big spoon just bc i Always am and Am Never the little spoon, but a lot of time i'll sleep on his chest while he sits up doing whatever (since, like, doesnt need to sleep and shit)

3. Most common argument?

hmm. i don't think we would argue very much?? we probably don't argue at all until the other cullens start coming along, and it's more... how to correctly handle them. like specifically in new moon i would Definitely be against packing up and moving out just bc edward's being weird and fucking emo and that would definitely turn into...one of the few heated arguments we ever have.

4. Favorite non-sexual activity?

carlisle really likes cooking, even though he can't eat any of it himself, so he enjoys helping me in the kitchen when i make food. he also likes being with me when i sleep - be it curling up with me and resting his eyes or reading while i sleep on his chest or whatever.

5. Who is most likely to carry the other?

i think i've answered this before and said it would probably b an even split but. yeah normally it'd b me due to who i am as a person so u would Think. but like. he MORE than has the strength for it and definitely loves to just. sweep me off my feet, literally, when the moment calls for it tbh

also, given vampires r like. Basically stone. i think it's very difficult for me to lift him in my human form.

6. What is their favorite feature of their partner’s?

ive definitely answered this one before but. for me, my favorite physical feature is his voice and his eyes. like of course All of him is breathtaking but those two things specifically get my ass. but my favorite non-physical feature - and yes i know i wind up saying this of a Lot of my f/os, im pretty sure this is just my type - is his heart. like....he's such an inherently good person and his desire to do good runs so deep that that's the thing that was amplified when he was turned - he literally is the only cullen who has never taken a human life bc his gift is literally to be able to resist THE most quintessential part of being a vampire. and i RLLY fuckign love that abt him.

he i think also likes my eyes??? there's nothing special abt them like his my eyes are just rlly pretty like irl hjdfghdfjg. he also really just...loves the fact that i'm flesh and blood. like he relishes in my warmth and my heartbeat and the fact that i'm living and it's just made better by the fact that i'm not mortal. like he can still have a partner who's all these things and whose life he can cherish w/o having to deal with me eventually falling victim to this mortal coil that doesn't affect him (and i mean - both of us are not invulnerable but at least it's like. time that's never going to do us part.)

but then as far as non-physical features go, he likes.....ok this is very broad and i do have to explain all the shit that falls under this umbrella. but he likes my sense of good. i'm a deeply, deeply loyal person, and have this very strong sense of morals and a code of honor, and i'm naturally very selfless and giving, and these r all things that made him fall in love w me in the first place.

7. What’s the first thing that changes when they realize they have feelings for the other?

oh this is so so emo and im so sorry for how sad this is abt to get. this is one of the parts that almost made me cry and not bc of how soft it is.

for me it's not too bad i just am very obvious abt how attached to him i am and wanna spend more time w him and really like latch onto him once i realize ive caught feelings. like that's just how i am in general.

but w carlisle. it's so hard for him to deal with. like it's just massive fucking turmoil for him. this affection and adoration he feels and is dying to express but this horrible guilt and his self-hatred getting amplified - like, again, he hates himself and what he is and he thinks he's this awful monster even if he's never hurt a human being and is actively trying to help people by studying medicine, and then there's me who he sees the world in and who he knows has distaste for his kind (bc again has actively hunted his kind) and he's just hit with all this shit like. he's not good enough for me, what if i find out abt the way he feels abt me and i'm disgusted by him, what if i leave and don't want to travel with him anymore. could he take that kind of heartbreak, could he take being alone again, could he take being left because of what a wretched thing he is? (there's also probably. religious panic :\\ im sure like coming to terms w being bi/mlm is NOT easy for him, son of a preacher, and im sure that's a part of it.)

he reacts to this whole fucking chaos of emotions in him by withdrawing a lot, i think? getting quieter and distancing himself from me - he's not even really meaning to, he wants to be near me but it hurts so much he just does it on instinct. which turns around and hurts him more, and hurts me in the process, so really this initial weird period of painful ass angsty pining just hurts us both, like, way more than necessary

8. Nicknames? & if so, how did they originate?

i have Not ultimately though up anything since i was last asked this :pensive: so i think i have to just come to terms w the fact that i don't think we would give each other nicknames. not even shortened versions of our names (outside of me w eli but i literally just go by that normally.) pet names, yes, absolutely; it'd be my standard ones - dear, baby, doll, honey, sometimes love/my love, and if i Really wanna be over-the-top half-facetiously sappy and gross sometimes i'll say "my darling dearest." w him it's darling, dear, love/my love, and his gross over-the-top cheesy bullshit is 100% genuine and absolutely NOT facetious even a LITTLE bit and it DOES fluster the shit out of me when he does super gay ass shit like call me "my heart" or "my light in the dark" or whatever other sappy ass BULLSHIT

9. Who worries the most?

this one i know i've answered before. and like, it's him.... i think he just has a lot to worry abt. im fleshy and kinda vulnerable and that scares him - i think he worries a lot too abt like. what if the nature of our relationship makes me a target. esp with the volturi, who like have it in their rules that vampires are not to associate w werewolves, and that's not what i am but would they be willing to listen to that? especially if aro reads my mind and realizes i've killed their kind before?? the family probably keeps it under wraps tbh, hides me from the volturi, but that's not really a perfect solution. it's probably not till the end of breaking dawn when the volturi agrees to honor the treaties/relationship w the pack that they feel like i'm safe.

he also just worries abt little shit too!! like i can and do get hurt in ways they don't even if it's NOT a big deal. cut myself cooking (which to clarify. my blood isn't an issue bc it smells like shit to them. i think that might have been confirmed for the pack too but. i smell like dog it's Not appealing) or twist my ankle doing some dumbass shit or whatever. and i heal much faster than humans so this shit isn't a problem!! and the rational doctor in him is like this is a very small injury it's really NOT an issue. but the husband in him is like ))))): i don't want him to be hurting

and it just kind of results in him hovering nervously and fussing over me when he RLLY doesnt need to be

10. Who remembers what the other one always orders at a restaurant?

w us it's not exactly a big deal given carlisle can't exactly eat out at restraurants lol. he does remember my favorite restaurants in every town we go to and my takeout order and regularly brings food home for me on his way back from work, though.

[ravenssamas]

MONSTER AU!!

Yo, yo, yo, i finally finished everyone for the monster!au I started back in the LOVweek :D

Bunch of headcanons and lore under the cut in no particular order

Allura, lance and pidge

Allura is an orphaned heir to a noble family of vampires.

she is a pure blood, being born as a vampire

but lance is not

allura met lance when they were young and took liking to him

young her, foolishly turned him into vampire, determined to marry him one day, not really thinking about consequences

lances parents think he got lost that day and they gave up on finding him

he was raised together with allura and, well? they are the couple who know everything about each other. finishing each other’s sentences, long conversation only gazing at each other

lance doesn’t drink blood - he used to but stopped since he feels like its not good for his skin

lance is a fruit vampire, thank you

Anyways pidge is a ghost

she and lance with allura met when matt stopped by their place for the first time, and both of the latter fell in love

after discussing it a bit they talked to pidge and not long after that, she decided to stay

Pidge, uh, died and got turned into ghost

she froze to death one cruel winter and Matt couldnt do anything at the time.

He spend some time trying to get help until he managed to summon hunk.

In exchange for owing him, hunk brought pidge back to life

tho her body was way too damaged so she ended up as a spirit

which she “doesn’t mind because it eliminates the process of taking care of her body”

So, Hunk and Shiro

hunk is a grim reaper and he’s been doing it for looooong

But the poor boy fell in love with human

which as much as it is unthinkable, he didnt really mind? its not like reapers have some kind of comunity, let along set of rules

shiro, the love interest, was a general of human army.

he died fighting galra (more about that later) so hunk wanted to bring him back

And he did so by turning him into revenant.

That means that from time to time, shiro, well, looses his bodyparts. 

He lost his arm when he died so there’s nothing to do about that. But when something else falls off, hunk usually asks matt for help. As a payback for bringing pidge back.

Shiro stays at allura’s place when hunk goes to do his job

as a revenant he should be fueled by revenge, but he doesnt really feel the need to? sure zarkon killed him aand thousands of other soldiers and he would love him dead but “revenge is a strong word” 

he also knows that the way he is know he wouldnt be able to do much

that being said he did try to rectuit various creatures few times

hunk keeps making sure to stop him everytime because the second he would manage to do anything to zarkon, he would no longer be allowed to be revenant and would die

the good thing about revenants is that as to differ from zombies or even skeletons, they have the inteligence they had when they were alive

and hunk would hate to revive someone once more bc he already did so bit too many times

Matt and keith!!

Matt is a witch! He has his cottage in woods near allura’s mansion but he used to travel.

he helps people in small villages and various creacuter, mainly with charms and herbs. Can do few spells, but doesnt really like to because he would have to borrow magic from the nature

he takes care of healing and growing shiro back  

he also takes care of him boyfriend, Keith

keith is a werewolf, and to boot an unstable one

were-creatures are a hybrid race from offsprings of humans and galra: galra in this au are beastfolk - centaurs, harpies, lizardmen etc… lotor is mermaid

they are now a stable race that only breeds with itself since human mating with galra became frowned upon

however keith is a first generation of werewolf

his kobold mother left when he was young and he himself eventually left his father because he saw how much he cannont handle him

keith cannot control himslef in his beast form on full moon - he can change on will and controll himself except for that time. and one day matt found him rampaging in the forest

turns out, matt can make potion that calms him down and while he still cant control himself, he doesnt have to worry about acting like a mad animal

this forced him to always stay by matt’s side. Plus he felt indebted. he would do small tasks for matt - help him with collecting herbs, being his bodyguard when he visits human estabilishments

keith finds himslef slowly but surely falling in love. he bottles it up but matt just… finds out. keith isnt very good at hiding stuff

mathew pretty much just comforts keith who is freaking out bc he’s embarassed. he tells him, how he’s honestly never thought of that but they could give it a try. and they do. And boy does it work

Other stuff?

coran is in this au! he’s allura’s familiar, also a pureblood vampire

keith’s kobold mum was kinda… shiba? so while his werewolf form is still terryfyig you can see pieces of his mum’s herritage and, boi

pidge knows everything about everyone. She got the ability to phase through walls and she is putting it to good use

almost. hunk, while one of the most talkative and cheerful ones is the most mysterious one. Randomly dissappearing, nobody even knows all his powers

allura hated hunk at first because she met him when her father died. It was only after she found out he revived pidge, she gave him a chance and get to know him

tbc?

[coquuin]

really LONG CHARACTER SURVEY. RULES. repost ,   don’t  reblog  !  good  luck  !

TAGGED. i stole it from Kiki!! TAGGING. whoever wants to do it!!

BASICS.

FULL NAME: Ezekiel Axel Ruiz Rosario

NICKNAME: Zeke

AGE: (Verse dependent) anywhere from 19 to 25! most often tho, i usually make him 25.

BIRTHDAY: November 15 (self given bc he doesnt know his real birthday)

ETHNIC GROUP: Puerto Rican / Latino

NATIONALITY: British-American

LANGUAGE(S): English, Spanish, Dutch, Japanese, Latin, Romanian, some Russian, and some Chinese! he likes to study languages a lot....

SEXUAL ORIENTATION: Demi-Pansexual

ROMANTIC ORIENTATION: Demi-Panromantic

RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Hes multiship boiiii

CLASS: Upper class, though he really doesnt have very expensive tastes or anything. Seems like he’d be lower class, but. yknow, he is a celebrity so.

HOMETOWN / AREA: London, England

CURRENT HOME: A very small and shitty apartment. Yeah, he could get a much better home bc he does have the money, but... hes weird and likes a more slightly cramped space. dont question Ezekiel, he has weird preferences.

PROFESSION: Guitarist of the rock band Rogue! also used to work at a music shop when he was like 17, but that was back in London.

PHYSICAL.

HAIR: Very curly and messy black hair! He hardly bothers to take care of it. its prolly greasy bc hes a fucking gremlin pls make him take a shower. stinky boye

EYES: BIG OL FUCKIN EYES. they’re brown! a little sunken, and has massive bags under them--rather than the bags being from lack of sleep, though, theyre actually a result of too much sleep! Ezekiel can and WILL fall asleep wherever and whenever he wants. you cant stop him. his eyes are pretty big actually, and very expressive!

NOSE: the bitch looks like its been broken like ten times. he got a weird ass nose. its a little big, but not terribly so!

FACE: scrawny as FUCK. motherfucker’s head shape looks like a fuckin crescent moon. you know that one tiktok meme with the girl who has the weird ass moon lookin head? bitch looks like that a little bit. croissant lookin ass head.

LIPS: very thin! pls get him some chapstick

COMPLEXION: bitch looks like he hasnt gone out in the sun in over 20 years! which, actually, isnt entirely wrong bc he pretty much hasn’t. pale as fuck! his skin looks gray, like a fucking corpse. he looks like a zombie, but i swear to god hes a plain ass human i think

BLEMISHES: a lot! mostly on his body tho, especially on his back.

SCARS: A  L O T!!! his back is literally covered in a shit ton of scars in the shape of upside down crosses, and he has a lot on the rest of his body as well, and several on his left wrist. yeah he, uh... he aint okay

TATTOOS: None! hes way too terrified to get one and hates the idea of one being stuck on his body for like the rest of his life rip

HEIGHT: 6′ 3″ / 190.05cm

WEIGHT: about like... 98lbs?? which is. fUCKING TERRIBLE FOR HOW TALL HE IS!!! LIKE HOLY SHIT EZEKIEL ARE YOU GOOD??? HOW ARE YOU ALIVE?!?!?! EZEKIEL?!?!?!?! FUCKING EAT SOMETHING PL EASE

BUILD: SCRAWNY AS SHIT. HE IS SO SKINNY HOLY SHIT. OH MY GOD GET THIS BOY A FUCKING BURGER OR SOMETHING BEFORE HE DIES JESUS CHRIST!!!!

ALLERGIES: Dandelions! He’ll just sneeze a lot around them

USUAL HAIRSTYLE: The bangs are kiiiinda kept to the side sorta just so its not falling in his eyes, but other than that, he doesnt really bother to like, style it or anything. its just curly and messy. although! when he was a child all the way to his teens, he did have a stupid ass bowlcut! but that wasnt his own choice, so he cant really be blamed for it :(

USUAL FACE LOOK: motherfucker has the WORST case of resting bitch face you will ever fucking see. even when hes happy he still looks angery sometimes!!! but thats literally just his fucking face!!!!

USUAL CLOTHING: a looot of slightly baggy clothing. lots of hoodies! especially wears a lot of black and red, mostly black. also wears mostly boots or sneakers, usually the ladder. he just doesnt really give two shits about fashion, as he’s more concerned with just sorta.. hiding his body. hes very insecure! save him

PSYCHOLOGY.

FEAR(S): "the devil”, getting close to anyone, performing in front of people, people in general, cats, knives & other sharp objects, the sight of his own blood

ASPIRATION(S): "to escape the Devil’s wrath,” as he phrases it. of course, the whole ‘THE DEVIL IS OUT TO KILL EVERYONE I LOVE AND THEN HE’LL KILL ME NEXT’ thing is obviously just in Ezekiel’s head, but it feels very real to him! he basically just wants to be free of the “demons” in his head. aside from that, he also really really reeaaally wants to own an orphanage someday! basically take in orphan kids and help give them a much better life than he had. but as for right now, he fully realizes he’s not ready for that at all, so he’s currently more focused on his music career and getting better mentally, though the ladder is a slow process.

POSITIVE TRAITS: Patient, simple, humble

NEGATIVE TRAITS: Rude, temperamental, paranoid

ZODIAC: Scorpio!

TEMPERAMENT: uhhhh fuck idk i just took a quiz for this and ezekiel got like a tie between phlegmatic and melancholic--but if i had to guess, i’d say melancholic!

SOUL TYPE(S): Spiritualist!

ANIMALS: i always associate Ezekiel with dogs bc. he literally just acts like a fuckin angery dog. and an angery snake or something. bUT MOSTLY DOGS. he will literally bark at people, because he’s a fucking weirdo who doesnt know how to behave like a normal fucking human being

VICE  HABIT(S): uhhh drugs and alcohol are a big thing he does!! and generally pushing everyone away so he doesnt get close to anyone! and also acting like a gotdam ANIMAL. SOMEONE PLS MAKE EZEKIEL STOP FUCKING BARKING AND HISSING AT PEOPLE!!!

FAITH: Christian! his religion is very important to him too!

GHOSTS?: Yes!

AFTERLIFE?: Yes!

REINCARNATION?: He isn’t really sure about reincarnation, but wants to believe it exists.

ALIENS?: Yes.

POLITICAL ALIGNMENT: fuck if he knows. ezekiel could not give less of a shit about politics and hardly knows anything about it bc he really doesnt keep up with anything.

SOCIO POLITICAL POSITION: he doesnt give a fuck

EDUCATION LEVEL: None. he never even went to school, fun fact!

FAMILY.

FATHER: Dead!

MOTHER: Dead!

SIBLINGS: None!

EXTENDED FAMILY: None!

NAME MEANING(S): Ezekiel means “God will strengthen”! I have no idea what Rosario means sadly bc i cant find anything good on it on google :(

HISTORICAL CONNECTION?: None that he knows of.

FAVORITES.

BOOK: He couldn’t possibly pick a single favorite book--he loves a lot! but he loves mostly romance genres! which is so fucking ironic considering he’s fucking terrified of getting into relationships. and even more ironically? he doesnt read any horror genres bc it scares him too much!

MOVIE: he doesn’t know.

5 SONGS: While My Guitar Gently Weeps - the Beatles; Brick in the Wall - Pink Floyd; Stairway to Heaven - Led Zeppelin; Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen; Don’t Fear the Reaper - Blue Oyster Cult.

DEITY: God, Jesus

HOLIDAY: Christmas! everyone expects Ezekiel to be like the grinch or something and hate Christmas, but nope! He surprisingly loves it!

MONTH: March

SEASON: Fall

PLACE: His bed

WEATHER: Preferably a little cold, but not too much, bc he just cant stand being hot--and completely dark outside!

SOUND: Gentle guitar strums.

SCENT(S): Ivory

TASTE(S): Anything thats like. Meat. hes very picky tho

FEEL(S): Skin. As in, like, being affectionate with someone else! He’s just very touch starved rip

ANIMAL(S): Yknow, oddly enough, despite acting like a fuckin wild animal a lot, he doesnt like animals much. but definitely dogs are his favorite!

NUMBER: 20

COLORS: Red and black--though he likes blue as well, especially dark blue.

EXTRA.

TALENTS: Music--especially with guitar! And painting, writing, literature.

BAD AT: Anything to do with math or science and stuff like that; anything that requires physical work. hes p much bad at like.. most things tbh.

TURN ONS: Just like.. be soft and gentle with him... also probably has a lowkey praise kink--if you could call it much of a kink i guess? hes pretty vanilla tbh. hes just soft.....

TURN OFFS: If you go rough on him at all he WILL cry. Also anything that, like, restricts him like ropes or some shit will literally make him panic so fucking bad. basically hes just vanilla as fuck, just be gentle with him pls

HOBBIES: Writing / playing music, writing in general, painting, watching random ass movies on TV until he falls asleep, sleeping, avoiding his problems like the fuckin wind

TROPES: man fuck if i know

AESTHETIC TAGS: literally all of Aurelio Voltaire’s songs; shit you’d see in Halloween (which is funny bc Ezekiel fucking hates Halloween); vampires; satanic symbolism. which is all ironic, bc Ezekiel doesnt actually like spooky shit! but it all sure does give big Ezekiel vibes anyway

GPOY  QUOTES: huh

FC INFO.

MAIN  FC(S): Jack the ripper from, well, Oyasumi Jack the Ripper!

ALT FC(S): None!

OLDER FC(S): None!

YOUNGER  FC(S): None rip

VOICE CLAIM(S): Murdoc Niccals from Gorillaz

GENDERBENT FC(S): iiiiii dont really do genderbends pretty much so none

MUN QUESTIONS.

Q1: IF YOU COULD WRITE YOUR CHARACTER YOUR WAY IN THEIR OWN MOVIE, WHAT WOULD IT BE CALLED, WHAT STYLE WOULD IT BE FILMED IN, AND WHAT WOULD IT BE ABOUT?:

Honestly probably something like the movie Sybil??? like basically just delving deep into his whole psychology and mindset and whatnot and why he acts the way he acts. those are always like my FAVORITE type of movies, and Ezekiel would honestly be fucking perfect for something like that bc literally every single aspect of his entire personality has been molded in some way shape or form by some event in his life, especially to do with the cult he was raised in, and it hONESTLY IS SO INTERESTING TO JUST LIKE.. STUDY WHAT EZEKIELS BRAIN IS LIKE BASICALLY. AT LEAST FOR ME ANYWAY BC I AM HIS MUN AND ALL BUT.

Q2: WHAT WOULD THEIR SOUNDTRACK / SCORE SOUND LIKE?:

for some reason i always kinda associate him with like edgy violin and piano music?? i mean hey rock stars can be classy too fuck u

Q3: WHY DID YOU START WRITING THIS CHARACTER?:

WELL ORIGINALLY WHEN I FIRST CREATED HIM HE WAS JUST BASED OFF MURDOC NICCALS BC, YALL ALREADY KNOW DAMN WELL IM OBSESSED WITH THAT PICKLE MAN, BUT. Now, however, he’s WAAAAAAAAY different and i just love writing him so much bc like. basically like what i said in the movie question!! he is SO fucking interesting to delve into psychology wise. like, yeah he has an edgy ass tragic backstory, but whats neat about that is you can absolutely see how said edgy backstory ties into his mindset and individual habits and how the memories of it still affects his everyday life despite the fact that he’s escaped it a long time ago now. even in the small things he does, chances are is that every single thing that he does is either something he does to soothe and comfort himself for his own safety, or something that has just been fucking drilled into his mind by the cult members and whatnot, if any of that makes sense? LIKE YALL DONT UNDERSTAND I HAVE LITERALLY WATCHED LIKE HOURS LONG DOCUMENTARIES ON ORPHANAGES AND SATANIC CULTS AND PSYCHOLOGY AND HOW TRAUMA LIKE WHAT EZEKIEL EXPERIENCED CAN FUCK SOMEONE UP, JUST FOR THE SAKE OF WRITING HIM CORRECTLY AND REALISTICALLY. LIKE HE STARTED OFF AS SOME MURDOC NICCALS REJECT WHEN I MADE HIM IN LIKE?? 2015 MAYBE??? BUT NOW, MY MAIN INTEREST IN HIM IS LIKE, HOW FASCINATING HIS FUCKING MIND IS IN A WAY. idk im a big psychology nerd but.

Q4: WHAT FIRST ATTRACTED YOU TO THIS CHARACTER?:

Murdoc

Q5: DESCRIBE THE BIGGEST THING YOU DISLIKE ABOUT YOUR MUSE:

him pushing everyone away! like its one thing to have a self-defense mechanism like where you just generally act kinda mean to drive people off, but Ezekiel can really take it to a whole new level and he really can be like.. a hUGE ASSHOLE BC OF IT. its mostly when he realizes that he may be starting to become close with anyone that it really gets to a bad point and he becomes all the more self-destructive. THIS IS GONNA BE VERY UNSANITARY SO WARNING BUT hes literally told someone in an rp once like “YOURE GOING TO FORCE ME TO EAT YOUR SHIT OR DRINK YOUR FUCKING URINE JUST LIKE THOSE FUCKING PEOPLE IN THE ORPHANAGE DID, ARENT YOU???? IS THAT WHAT YOU FUCKING WANT FROM ME?? TO USE ME, HURT ME, CUT ME, WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT??? WE ARE NEVER GOING TO BE FUCKING FRIENDS YOU GODDAMN IDIOT!!! WHAT THE HELL MADE YOU THINK WE HAD ANYTHING IN COMMON??” AND ITS JUST KINDA.. YIKES SCOOB! but basically hes willing to say just about anything to push people away so he can avoid getting close to anyone

Q6: WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN COMMON WITH YOUR MUSE?:

WE BOTH FEAR AND AVOID ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIPS LIKE THE FUCKIN WIND. also when i was younger i definitely had a tendency to try and make people hate me just to push people away like Ezekiel does but im not like that anymore thankfully!!

Q7: HOW DOES YOUR MUSE FEEL ABOUT YOU?:

oh hed probably try to fucking kill me lol

Q8: WHAT CHARACTERS DOES YOUR MUSE HAVE INTERESTING INTERACTIONS WITH?

HONESTLY LIKE.. P MUCH EVERY INTERACTION EZEKIEL HAS IS SO GOOD. Ezekiel is one of those characters where its very hard to have a boring rp bc he just does so much shit, so like no matter who i rp him with, its bound to be amazing. ALTHOUGH I DO NEED TO MAKE HIM INTERACT WITH MORE PEOPLE TBH!!! the only problem i have when writing him sometimes is actually making him talk to new people, bc of his extreme shut-in attitude and whatnot, so he literally just never starts conversations with anyone he barely knows.

Q9: WHAT GIVES YOU INSPIRATION TO WRITE YOUR MUSE?:

listening to any music that reminds me of him! but otherwise, it usually just comes pretty naturally to me tbh. just some days ill be in the mood for him all day--same with a lot of my characters actually.

Q10: HOW LONG DID THIS TAKE YOU TO COMPLETE?:

A LONG ASS TIME

[ddcjas]

trey and jai for the lil couples meme

[folds hands] ALRIGHT KIDS BUCKLE UP, HERE WE GO!

1. Who's the one who's reckless and always getting into trouble while the other gotta pull em out

honestly?? jaira’s the reckless one, but she can pull herself out. meanwhile, if trey got into trouble, jai’s there in .000001 seconds.

2. Who's the one to send the other "I love my gf/bf" memes

trey. and jaira just responds with something vaguely mean or threatens to cancel his service provider.

3. Who's the one who listens to a music genre the other doesn't like and how does the other react

jaira doesn’t like anything. so it’s probably something that’s actually decent and jaira’s just standing there with an attitude the entire time for no absolute reason at all

4. Which one spoils the other more and do they ever get competitive to show the other more love

trey absolutely adores having someone to spoil, especially when he knows jai doesn’t like it :> but jaira shows her affection/spoils in different ways so it can get a little bit competitive from time to time

5. How many years did it take to get married or was it just not for them

marriage is not for jaira. marriage refuses to marry another human. but she’ll probably still give him the satisfaction of a “ceremony” even if it’s just a domestic partnership or something.

6. What was their wedding like

lame and cheesy.

7. Is their friends/family supportive

well.....jaira’s entire family is dead at this point lol. all she has as “family” are her best friends selena and adina (YES: ADINA MORALES, AKA WONDERWOMAN, AKA CAMDEN’S GIRLFRIEND???? IS JAIRA’S BEST FRIEND LMAO) and her cousin nadia turay-williams. as for trey, aside from the whole “my girlfriend is a real life vampire see look!” thing, they probably support it.

8. How does one comfort the other when the other is in distress/having a panic attack/crying

when trey is having a “moment”, at first jaira didn’t know how to handle it and it annoyed/confused her. but now, she’s learned to give him some room to breathe and if its that necessary, she knows how his anxiety makes him irritable so she’d literally make him take off his clothes and sit in ice to wake him the fuck up. as for jaira, she’s violent when in distress, soooooo....as badly as he’d want to help, he’s gonna need to give her space unless he wants her to severely injure him lol!!!

9. Which one dissociates

jaira dissociates a lot, actually. she’s had practice so she can hide it better, but they both prbly dissociate when they’re alone rather than in front of the other.

10. Which one stares at the other's booty like "damn" and how does the other react when catching them

LOL TREY. at this point, jaira no longer has the energy to say anything anymore.

11. When they live together what kinda place do they live in? What does their home look like?

i mean, they do live together lol they’re downstairs neighbors. jaira’s apartment is really like...scarce? but still messy? and lots of shit is broken lol. meanwhile, trey’s apartment is neater and more organized. and full of books and plants and posters of the black panthers and shi.t

12. What do their dates look like

cute shit like going to the movies and to dinner

13. How does each act when getting drunk

jaira doesn’t exactly get drunk lol but trey gets super talkative and more willing to admit things that he probably wouldn’t if he were sober.

14. Which one rolls over in the morning to wake up the other one just to give kiss them

trey, because jaira’s already up looking at him anyway.

15. Have they saved each other's lives before

yeah, she probably has. i mean, she killed a guy in his bathroom.

16. Does one have an interest the other think is weird but wants to listen to it regardless

jaira is........so fucking weird. she picked up a lot of habits so he’s still getting used to them all, but he thinks her fascination with numbers is probably the weirdest one.

17. Which one uses cropped hentai as reaction images

jaira. don’t ask why.

18. Does one of them kinkshame the other

jaira generation-shames.

19. Is one of them self conscious about their body? If so how does the other comfort them

it’s not really self conscious i guess? she doesn’t like talking about her “death scar” that covers the left side of her ribcage, and she doesn’t like how she doesn’t take a human-like appearance. he reassures her often that it’s what makes her unique, but she still will take extra precautions to look “normal” if they go out.

20. Say they were cuddling on the bed while listening to record player playing the background. Which song is playing?

all the way down. shut up.

21. What is their song? Like the song that gives them overwhelming feelings?

insecure or scales. :~)

22. What song do they listen to while going on a joyride

jaira prefers instrumentals.

23. What kinda joyrides do they go on? Relaxing ones or wild ones?

relaxing ones. unless jaira decides she wants to get #Wild, then guess what? they gettin wild.

24. Where would they vacation for a honeymoon

jaira’s already been every damn where, so she’d just take him to all her favorite places.

25. Do people ever get annoyed of their pda

yes. namely, jaira.

26. Would they live in the city or the country

jaira prefers the city as a blending method, but trey likes the quietness so she’ll settle.

27. Which ones the red which ones the blue

it depends. normally jaira’s red and he’s blue due to their circumstances, but jaira can be very blue and his “liveliness” is the red.

28. Are either of them mentally ill, if so how do they help one another cope

jaira’s very depressed. and has been depressed for years. its something i wanna expand on more for the sake of developing, but jaira’s depression can be so bad that her still being alive is painful, because she knows she can’t do anything about it. before trey, she either didn’t sleep at all or slept for days at a time. (ofc now her sleeping is bc of dat BABY) also, because of the things she’s seen and endured in a past life, she may have PTSD as well.

29. Does one have a spot on them where they would melt when the other kisses them there

neck kisses

30. Do they dance together

whenever trey makes her, yeah.

31. Do they sing together

whenever trey MAKES her, yeah. bc he knows now that she had a whole career out of it, so he takes whatever he can get

32. Which one is better at cooking than the other and makes most the dinners

jaira, hands down.

34. Are they a reckless couple or safe

surprisingly, they are soooo safe.

35. What be they kinks and do they try each other's kinks

yoooo, they are probably so fucking spontaneous. he probably uses her powers as an advantage to do shit like CEILING SEX

36. What would their valentines gifts be to each other

trey’s would be something super heartfelt that would last a long time so she understands how he felt about her. jaira would like...cook something. or a buy a book. or something completely dumb that only she understands.

37. Do they get into fights often? If so what do they fight over and how do they make up?

their fights are probably over things super passive that could easily be fixed, but because they’re so “different”, they have different points and view and have no idea how to handle it. they separate for a little while but eventually find an excuse to see the other and talk it out. or...they get drunk and talk it out. or, jaira has to kill someone.

38. Which ones top, bottom, verse

no offense, but jaira tops.

39. What kinda sex they be having (gentle rough whatever)

it depends on the mood. i feel like they have rough ‘quickies’ where they end up breaking shit, but it’s probably gentle most of the time.

40. Who would fight in honor for the other if someone would insult them

trey. he knows that jaira is fully capable of defending herself from deadass anything, but he’ll still fight for her.

41. Which one has a favorite movie that they have the other watch with them again and again

trey probably bought jaira a TV so they can watch movies, tf.

42. How would one react if the other was to die

WE ARENT TALKING ABOUT THIS but she’d probably find a way to die. that’s her 10, man.

43. Who dies first

OR THIS but we all know unless jaira turns him, it’s trey.

44. Do they want kids

it was never a discussion, bc yknow, she’s dead so he prolly assumed she couldn’t have any/jaira doesnt talk about the fact she has kids around the world. but now it doesnt have to be :-)

45. How would they spend their last moments together

NO but listen. jaira would probably hold him like a baby because she knows how much he hates it but she wouldn’t care, and she’d talk about the moments they had before they started talking to each other regularly like when they’d run into each other in the laundromat or in the hallway when she’s yelling at people and then she’d probably talk about the wife she had that died and why she never wanted to turn him (if she never turns him)