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hcnnibal · 11 days

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Hi! Been thinking about the angels in the context of Hozier’s Francesca (esp cause I got to see him sing it live last night 😍), and it made me wonder whether, if given the chance, the boys would go through it all again to come back to each other. I assume yes for a2, but a1 seems like he has a lot of regrets and resentment. Would he want an easier life, if it meant not having a2? And how much more would it make him hate himself?

The brain rot is terminal, I’m afraid.

firstly— congrats!!! i hope u had fun!!

that song is already so devastating but the added angel context makes me feel a little like a salted slug :) my first instinct is to say that a1 would also be willing to go through all of it again but now im thinking about… the uh .. words exchanged in chapter 5..

#i think #on MOST days a1 sees the tragic poetry in all the shit they went thru #bc he has to to keep living #but sometimes he probably wishes neither of them had been born #or maybe he speculates about what might have been if he had taken a different path here or if a2 had opened a different door there #but the jokes on him #bc i have written hundreds of variations of them and theyre all fucked up and unhappy #sorry bud!#ahahahahh #a1/a2 #asks

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marypsue · 10 months

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Keep seeing that post where OP starts like 'Thinking about...grieving the undead' and then adds on about like. Real life situations where people have not died but have left your life and you would have reason to grieve them.

All respect, that's an important concept, but that is not what I am thinking about when I read 'grieving the undead'.

#your brother is a vampire. he's sitting across the table from you chatting with your mother about her day #and he's dead and he's gone and he's never coming back.#he laughs the same and he talks the same but his arm is cold when he grabs you in a headlock and your dog won't be in the same room with hi #he'll still hang around watching TV with you and give you wedgies and make stupid jokes #but you can't tell him about the bullies at school anymore because this thing with your brother's face will just find them and kill them.#and not even stupid fucking Jason deserves what the monster in your dead brother's skin would do to him.#your brother is dead and lost and right there in arm's reach and gone forever with no hope of ever getting him back.#i'm sure there are corollaries to be written about like ghosts and zombies but this is the one i'm personally hung up on recently

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foolsocracy · 4 months

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this is actually so funny. imagining garth quipping and contributing to the conversation in his head cause he forgot the rest of the teen titans can't pick up on his telepathy

#garth: makes useful comments about the mission #(is completely ignored cause no one can hear him)#garth: damn they hate my ass 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#garth of shayeris #teen titans #dc #dc comics #can u tell ive been reading teen titans volume 1 #the audience letters are my favorite bit #garth: wow ok so u guys hate my jokes #wally: we have been standing in silence for the last 8 minutes

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spaceistheplaceart · 1 month

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more ford and mabel bonding because i said so :)

bonus ford under the cut:

#gravity falls #stanford pines #mabel pines #sort of a sequel to my previous post. sort of. or a prequel? an inbetweenquel.#op art #comic #ford may be a bit ooc here i just wanted the joke of him doing garish makeup from other dimensions on mabel and her loving it #meanwhile its a mess #but somehow still somewhat looks good?#as for how ford knows how to apply makeup? uhhhh #he had to disguise himself somehow across dimensions...

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nendracula · 4 months

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sam stardew valley they could never make me hate you

#art #my art #fanart #sdv sam #sdv #sam stardew valley #stardew valley #tagging him is so hard just give him a last name /j #sdv vincent #vincent sdv #sam sdv #NEVER TAGGING LIKE THIS AGAAAIN 😭#joke art

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franeridart · 10 months

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I love dragon btw

#my sketches #one piece #monkey d luffy #monkey d dragon #jokes aside hes my little guy i truly love him #these latest chapters are only giving me more reasons to hes so !!!!!!!!!!!!#also the thought of newborn luffy in 2.5 meters tall dragons arms………….#Delightful

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chloesimaginationthings · 1 month

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How Jeff really dies in FNAF into the pit…

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noodles-and-tea · 1 month

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I feel like Jon is a bit of a rebound…

#I’ve said it before but I’ll say it again: you can shove ANYTHING into gravity falls #but I mean the TMA lends itself to gf so well are you joking #bill just hangs around the archive and Jon hates him #Martin also hates him #it’s my belief that Ford and Jon have met at least once #my art #tma #the magnus archives #jon sims #jonathan sims #bill cipher #gravity falls

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time-woods · 7 days

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badway to start a date mixed with a bit a selfsabotage

(part 3-5/?)

(<previous>) (<next part>)

#gravity falls #stanford pines #bill cipher #billford #a guythat takes the joke too far #ilike tothink its up to debate weather bill likeshim or not or just likes to see him squirm #dude its not a competition on whothe freakiest is chill out #fords bad with cooking but LOOOVES to bake and is rlly good at it #caus its all abt the science behind it #theygot all dolled up

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clarisse-doodles · 7 months

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inspired by this post, in which Damian does not know what Vine is

#sorry this was funnier in my head #but after i read that post I COULD NOT STOP THINKING ABOUT IT #gen z batkids is the most Cursed thing i've read today and i love it #at first i had so many Thoughts about how my brain CANNOT reconcile tim as anything but a 90s kid but then i read that line about damian and #i feel like they'd mess with him sometimes by randomly quoting memes in unison #almost started to overthink how in This Particular Timeline jason might have missed out on this meme because he was Not Alive #but for the purposes of this silly joke i choose to believe dates are irrelevant #that is all thank you #clarisse doodles #batfam #damian wayne #dick grayson #jason todd

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e-vay · 27 days

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#obviously i know what happens to shadow. this is just a joke #but seriously i love him with my whole heart #Sonic movie 3 #shadow the hedgehog #sonic the hedgehog #keanu reeves #Keanu!shadow #sonic trash

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vaultnewt · 2 months

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NO MATTER WHERE I HIDE MY DONUT FRYER NICK ALWAYS FINDS IT AND USES IT

I'M SO SICK OF HIM

HOW?!!?!?

NICK. NICK STOP MAKING DONUTS PLEASE NICK WE NEED TO BREAK INTO THE INSTITUTE AND GET MY SON NICK PLEA

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UPDATE: he finally got his donuts :]

#I'M NOT EVEN JOKING #HE'LL WANDER OFF WHEN I'M IN SANCTUARY HILLS AND I'M LIKE 'goddamnit nick better not be making donuts again'#AND THEN I FIND HIM AND HE IS.#WHY???#ALSO CHARACTERS KEEP ENDING UP ON THIS SPECIFIC HOUSE'S ROOF FOR SOME REASON????#first it was sturges and then it was preston #and now it's nick #NICK FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE STOP MAKING DONUTS #nick valentine #fallout 4 #fallout #fallout shenanigans

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prettysweetprettysweet · 1 month

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eric bogosian seems like the kind of guy that experimented with gay sex back in the day and regrettably unfortunately found himself to be heterosexual and it was one of the biggest disappointments of his life but now he's been given the opportunity to live out his gay dream in a way and he is clearly so stoked to be playing a homo character on the gay vampire show and whenever he does a press junket with jacob assad and sam he's giving vibes of proud pflag dad with his three rainbow kids..actually maybe not kids because one of them is desperate to lick the back of his throat, and with the other two he is clearly convinced they are in love with each other, something which he has tried to allude to in, and this is not a joke or exaggeration, the majority of the group interviews he has participated in

#honestly im really happy for him bc he seems to be surrounded by homosexuality in his work environment and obviously that's the dream #eric bogosian #iwtv #jam reiderson #THIS POST IS A JOKE BTW

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kimeoshi · 3 months

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