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Was telling my bsf about people shipping L with Light's father before going to sleep, and I ended up dreaming about Light grabbing L by the collar of his shirt and violently shaking him and saying "What. Did. You. Do. With. My. Father??!"
#im cryinf#Light would definitely kill L if he slept with his dad#im personally not into the ship as im not into old men sowwy#but the crack scenarios...#death note#l lawliet#light yagami#soichiro yagami#my posts
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super annoying gojo satoru when a girl comes up to you and asks you if he's your brother even after clearly seeing him grabbing your ass and saying super cheesy lines to you to make you only roll your eyes at him.
and you're stuck dumbfounded because it's not rocket science to figure out that you two are a thing just by looking at the both of you because the clingy bastard is quite literally stuck to you everywhere you go, whining and pleading for yet another kiss after stealing several from you.
and it's the same clinginess that prompts him to answer in your stead "yes actually. we're siblings" he beams a smile at you and you scowl, why the hell is he feeding onto this random girl's delusions like that? can't he take the hint?
you're not done scrutinising him when he grabs your chin with his big ass hands and smashes his lips onto yours, tugging and devouring your mouth into an extra sloppy kiss for the girl to take a hint.
he pulls away, a smirk on his lips as he licks his lips where yours had been a second ago. "is that obvious enough?" he chuckles, eyes never leaving yours as you see the girl storm off in the corner of your eye.
#i saw a quote that said bro's the type to say youre siblings and kiss you#and it was so satoru coded i Had to#i want him i miss him huhu#supersweet! writes#jujutsu kaisen#jjk x reader#jujutsu kaisen x reader#jjk scenarios#jjk drabbles#jjk fluff#jjk imagines#gojo x you#gojo fluff#gojo x reader#gojo satoru x reader#satoru x reader#jjk headcanons#jjk fic#jjk crack#jjk satoru#gojo satoru#gojou satoru x reader
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when they check your location and you’re in another country
incl: gojo, geto, nanami, toji, choso, sukuna, higuruma, shiu, ino, shoko, uraume
cont: crack, fluff
MINORS AND AGELESS BLOGS DNI
#jjk smau#jjksmau#jjk fake texts#jjk texts#jjk x reader#jjk x y/n#jujutsu kaisen x reader#satoru gojo x reader#gojo x reader#suguru geto x reader#geto x reader#nanami x reader#zenin toji x reader#fushiguro toji x reader#toji x reader#kento x reader#kento nanami x reader#nanami kento x reader#choso x reader#sukuna x reader#higuruma x reader#shiu x reader#takuma ino x reader#ino x reader#shoko x reader#uraume x reader#jjk fluff#jjk crack#jjk scenarios#shoko crack
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ˋ°•*⁀➷ · wrong number?
⤿ nope! it's them texting you from a different number. (the brackets show who's who btw!!)
♥︎ incl: gojo, geto, nanami, choso, toji, sukuna, yuji, megumi, yuta and toge.
#jjk x reader#jujutsu kaisen x you#jujutsu kaisen x reader#jjk fluff#jjk crack#jjk fake texts#jjk text#jjk smau#jjksmau#jjk scenarios#gojo x reader#geto x reader#nanami x reader#choso x y/n#fushiguro toji x reader#ryomen sukuna x reader#yuji x reader#megumi x you#yuta x you#toge x y/n#satoru x reader#suguru x reader#yuuji x y/n#okkotsu yuuta x reader#inumaki x y/n#sukuna x reader#choso x reader#itadori x reader#inumaki x reader#nanami kento x you
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* ੈ✩‧₊˚ oops! smau
summary: the 1st and 2nd year boys accidentally confess they like you (fellow student)!!!
warnings: f!reader, sfw, yuta’s convo is slightly suggestive, fluff/crack!, kys jokes
includes: toge inumaki, megumi fushiguro, yuji itadori, and yuta okkotsu * ੈ✩‧₊˚
* ੈ✩‧₊˚ my first ever smau post hehe! lmk if you guys liked or have any suggestions :P
* ੈ✩‧₊˚ inumaki being chronically online just… is one of the best jjk fanon tropes of all time ngl
* ੈ✩‧₊˚ submit requests! (if u want)! please! and thank u! 🫡
* ੈ✩‧₊˚ art creds and spilled frustrations ab ai art below line LMAO
* ੈ✩‧₊˚ link to header art: https://pin.it/mKP2o2S95
* ੈ✩‧₊˚ yuji pfp art: @11101AM on twt; megumi pfp art: FUCKING AI (i’ll change it for next time, im a boomer i GUESS i didnt realize how much of this was ai art im- 😐); toge pfp art: jujutsu kaisen anime heh; yuta pfp art: @zec3x on insta
* ੈ✩‧₊˚ i think the header is also ai generated ugh :/ i could not find the artist ANYWHERE but if anyone knows lmk i will give credit!!!!!
#jjk smau#jjk x reader#jjk#jujutsu kaisen headcanons#megumi x reader#inumaki toge#inumaki x reader#yuta okkotsu#yuta x reader#jjksmau#jjk fake texts#jjk texts#jjk crack#jjk fluff#jjk hcs#jjk scenarios#jjk x y/n#jjk scenario
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gojo satoru has you all covered. they were not joking when they said that this man would serve and protect because not a single thing touches you, ever. and gojo satoru is proud of that, that's what he's good at: being your personal shield.
and yet, even if he were to extend his infinity to you at every hour of the day, the one thing gojo satoru could not protect you from is getting sick.
then and there, the strongest one forgets how to act. this was not something he could fight off, something he could exorcise. no. but he felt helpless watching you squirm and curl up into a ball, sneezing and coughing on your bed.
he'd do everything in his power to take care of you, of course. but it was fidgety, at best. he never got sick growing up; he wasn't aware of the procedures of this all. so... he googled.
what else was he meant to do? you refused to eat, you were coughing up something, you were shivering, your temperature extremely high, and more things he truly did not want to think that you were going through. still, it was those same things that found their way to the google search bar as gojo satoru looked desperately for anything that could make your shivering figure feel better.
comfort was the last thing he got from his trip to the internet, however. the text on his screen informed him of the demise you'd supposedly face at this rate. you were gonna get worse and he was gonna lose the light of his life... is how he understood the search result.
after spending the whole afternoon napping, you finally stir awake feeling a cool towel on your head and something dripping on your hand. you blink the sleep away for a few more moments, eyes finally focusing on the sniffling figure holding your hand.
"toru, what's going on?" you squeeze his hand back lightly. you hear an almost theatrical gasp matched with widened blue eyes and immediately become engulfed in big bulky arms.
"i thought i was gonna lose you." he sniffs, nuzzling his face in your neck. you're left puzzled but return the hug nonetheless. "what made you think that?" satoru pulls away and examines your face. "baby, it felt like you were dying on me," he exclaims, still cupping your face.
"toru, it was probably just the flu-" you are interrupted by a cough that erupts from your throat.
"see! this is what google said would happen!"
"google? satoru gojo, you consulted google? and that's why you were crying?"
"next time i'll just exorcise every germ in this world."
"if you say so, baby"
#unceeledcollections#dramatic bby#this was inspired by a tiktok comment LMAO#but i also just recovered from being sick hehe#jjk gojo#jjk headcanons#jjk scenarios#jjk x reader#jujutsu kaisen#jujutsu kaisen headcanons#jujutsu kaisen scenarios#jujutsu kaisen x reader#jjk fluff#gojo satoru#gojo x reader#gojo fanfic#gojo headcanons#gojo satoru x reader#gojo satoru headcanons#gojo satoru fluff#gojo scenario#gojo satoru scenario#gojo satoru x you#gojo x you#gojo drabbles#jjk oneshot#jujutsu kaisen oneshot#jujutsu kaisen fluff#jjk crack#jjk imagines
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MC who was sad that they didn't get to see the Solar Eclipse so Beel and Belphie decided to recreate it for them.
-MC, wearing sunglasses and sitting outside the HOL-
Lucifer: MC! What in the nine circles are you doing out here?
MC: I'm watching the eclipse.
Lucifer: We don't even have a sun in the devildom
MC: Shhh! It's starting!
Beel, Wearing a cardboard cut out of the sun: *Standing still*
Belphie: *Wearing a cardboard cut out of the moon, passes by Beel*
MC: Hell yeah
#obey me shall we date#obey me#obey me crack#obey me shitpost#obey me nightbringer#obey me mc#obey me lucifer#obey me beelzebub#obey me belphegor#om beelzebub#om belphegor#om lucifer#om mc#omswd lucifer#omswd mc#omswd beelzebub#omswd belphie#obey me imagines#obey me scenarios
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If MC wants someone to do a favour for them, all they have to do is go hug the character's arm, catch them off guard. Muster up the sweetest expression they can make and bat their pretty eyelashes at his questioning gaze and whisper out their wishes to him. And they're putty in your arms despite how smug they look. It works against even the difficult ones like Barbatos, Lucifer or Belphie. They WILL give into it. I guarantee it 100%. The easiest ones are, you guessed it Mammon, Levi and Beelzebub.
#obey me#obey me shall we date#obey me nightbringer#obey me mc#obey me x mc#obey me x reader#obey me gender neutral mc#obey me fluff#obey me imagines#obey me lucifer#obey me mammon#obey me leviathan#obey me asmodeus#obey me satan#obey me beel#obey me belphie#obey me solomon#obey me diavolo#obey me barbatos#obey me simeon#obey me headcanons#obey me hcs#obey me scenarios#obey me fandom#obey me crack#obey me brothers#obey me brothers x mc#obey me datables#obey me undateables
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Lucifer: It’s dark in here Mc: Don’t worry, I got this. Mc: *Stomps their feet* Mc: *Skechers light up*
#obey me#obey me lucifer#obey me brothers#lucifer x mc#obey me mammon#obey me asmodeus#obey me shall we date#obey me fandom#obey me au#obey me crack#obey me headcanons#obey me funny#obey me incorrect quotes#obey me lucifer x reader#obey me luficer#obey me memes#obey me scenarios#obey me x mc#obey me x reader#obey me x you#shall we date obey me#obey me solomon#obey me sheep mc#obey me mammon x reader#obey me luke#obey me anime#obey me chat#obey me fanfic#obey me fanfiction#obey me fluff
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Water Wrinkles
Seven demon brothers sat solemnly in a circle around you. You did your best to ignore them. It wasn't often that you got to spend time at the human world villa, and you were intent on soaking up as much sun as you could before returning to the Devildom.
You reclined your beach chair back, crossing your arms under your still-wet hair. It was a gorgeous day. Perfect for being at the pool.
Leviathan let out a muffled sob. As the demon with the highest affinity for water, he blamed himself.
"Let us take you to a hospital," Satan insisted for the tenth time.
"They're going to laugh us out of the ER," you nonchalantly repeated.
Satan lowered his eyes and muttered, "I couldn't find any traces of a curse in the water... So how...?"
Asmodeus had his head in his hands, unresponsive. Sometimes his fingers curled around the ends of his hair. You briefly glanced over to make sure he didn't pull his hair out - that would be grounds for a real emergency.
"I can't bear to watch. Lucifer, do somethin'," Mammon whined. He was fidgeting all over the place and winced whenever he looked at your feet.
The oldest glared at you. You knew it was out of concern, but his fears were unfounded. Even Lucifer refused to listen to reason when he thought you were in danger.
"Actually, yeah. Lucifer, can you pass me a towel?" you asked. It was embarrassing having seven shirtless demons intensely staring at you. If they wouldn't let you go back in the water, maybe covering up would make you feel less self-conscious.
Lucifer didn't move. It was Beelzebub who plucked a spare towel off his younger twin and handed it to you with a shaking arm. He looked like a wet puppy, having been the one who first discovered your "condition" and swept you out of the pool.
Belphegor hadn't gone in the water that day. He only hogged the plush towels because of how comfortable they were and, following Beelzebub's lead, dumped them all onto your chair. Now he sat, wide awake. He was anxiously squeezing a loose chunk of concrete but at some point, without realizing, it got crushed to powder in his hand.
You had more than enough towels now.
"In half an hour you're going to forget this all even happened," you said to reassure the worry warts.
"In half an hour, you might be gone!" Mammon snapped back.
"You're going to be a wrinkled mess of skin and bones," Asmodeus weeped quietly.
Leviathan pressed his hands over his ears. Though, with nothing to cover his eyes he was forced to look at your wrinkled hands again. Based on the noises he was making, you'd think someone was torturing him.
"As I've said!" you reiterated. "All humans get wrinkly in water. Look, now that I'm drying off it's going back to normal."
Beelzebub grabbed your ankle, raising it for the brothers to observe at eye level. "I don't see a difference."
You didn't expect the sudden manhandling and slunk several inches down the lounge chair while the demons stared at your foot. Kicking and twisting your leg was futile. You modestly crossed your free leg.
"I think it's getting worse," Satan said.
"We need to take action," Lucifer decided.
Asmodeus was actively quivering now. Belphegor and Leviathan had crept behind you and started picking at your wrinkly fingers. You tried to swat them away to no avail.
"Give me 25 minutes! Literally! Probably even less, this will go away on its own! I just need to dry off."
"We need a solution now," Mammon asserted. The cogs in his brain were turning. "We need fire."
You tried to sit up, to jump up and stop Mammon before he burned the whole villa down in an attempt to dry you off, but Beelzebub had not let go and you stumbled. You grazed your knee on the concrete and winced.
A second round of panic overcame the demon brothers. Beelzebub let go, Lucifer picked you up, and Belphegor wrapped your knee with every available towel he could lay his hands on. Asmodeus and Leviathan were crying on each other's shoulders. Mammon came running back, oblivious to the second disaster that just occurred, with a flaming stick in his hand that Satan tried to keep at bay. If you got burnt on top of everything else, they'd probably go insane and destroy the human world.
In the midst of the chaos you caught a glimpse of your hand. It was practically dry. You couldn't even see the wrinkles anymore. You angrily wiggled in Lucifer's grasp as various hands fussed over you.
"Stay!!" you shouted over the clamor.
The brothers went tumbling to the ground, save for Lucifer who fought to stay rooted in place. You could finally hear yourself think again. There was primarily one thought on your mind.
"I just want to go swimming."
#eventually they're just gonna get a human doctor to live in the mansion. MC 2 is some med student who needs cheap housing close to campus.#files this under “more fussing over MC”#forget joint cracking. turning wrinkly is where it's at now /jk#i feel like these are repetitive so i'm not going to proofread it oops but i do enjoy writing stuff like this#obey me#obey me!#omswd#obey me scenarios#obey me shall we date#obey me headcanon#obey me x mc#obey me swd#obey me fanfic#obey me brothers#obey me x reader#obey me brothers x mc#obey me drabble#obey me hc#obey me lucifer#obey me mammon#obey me leviathan#obey me belphegor#obey me mc#obey me beelzebub#obey me asmodeus#obey me satan#obey me fic
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they send a picture of themselves !
incl. gojo satoru, geto suguru, nanami kento, toji fushiguro
pt ii
#sage -> writes!#sage -> smaus!#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#jjk fluff#jjk smau#toji fushiguro#megumi fushiguro#nanami kento#gojo satoru#gojo fluff#geto suguru#suguru fluff#toji fluff#nanami fluff#jjk crack#jjk texts#jjk text au#text au#jjk x reader#gojo x reader#gojo imagines#toji scenario#nanami blurb
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jjk smau: just a nibble! (you bite them)
ft. gojo, nanami, choso, toji, sukuna, nobara, megumi, yuuji
cw: suggestive content
this is so silly. sorry for the minor disappearance, life got crazy. hopefully more stable uploads from now on!
#jjk#gojo x reader#jjk x reader#jujutsu kaisen smau#jjk fluff#jjk scenarios#jjk smau#jjk fake texts#nanami x reader#choso x reader#itadori yuuji x reader#yuuji x reader#nanami kento x reader#gojo satoru x reader#nobara x reader#nobara kugisaki x reader#toji x reader#jujustsu kaisen x reader#jujutsu kaisen fluff#megumi x reader#megumi fushiguro x reader#can you tell how chaotic my brain is looking at my tags#sukuna x reader#i knew i was forgetting something#jjk crack
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their reactions to you giving a creep their number instead of yours
ʚ incl: gojo, geto, nanami, toji, choso, sukuna, higuruma, shiu, ino, shoko, uraume
ʚ cont: crack, fluff
MINORS AND AGELESS BLOGS DNI
°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:・°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:・°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:・°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:・°❀⋆.ೃ ࿔
#jjk x reader#jjk x y/n#jujutsu kaisen x reader#jjk smau#jjksmau#jjk fake texts#jjk texts#jjk scenarios#satoru gojo x reader#gojo x reader#suguru geto x reader#geto x reader#zenin toji x reader#fushiguro toji x reader#toji x reader#choso x reader#sukuna x reader#sukuna ryomen x reader#higuruma x reader#shiu x reader#takuma ino x reader#ino x reader#shoko x reader#uraume x reader#jjk crack#jjk fluff#gojo crack#geto crack#nanami fluff#toji crack
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ˋ°•*⁀➷ · accidental nudes
⤿ (pre-relationship) accidentally sending them nudes... good for you they're already head over heels for u huh?
♥︎ incl: gojo, geto, nanami, choso, toji, sukuna and shoko.
#jjk x reader#jjk text#jjk texts#jjk smau#jjksmau#jjk scenarios#jjk fluff#jjk crack#jjk smut#jujutsu kaisen x you#jujutsu kaisen x reader#jujutsu kaisen texts#gojo x reader#geto x reader#nanami x reader#sukuna x reader#choso x y/n#fushiguro toji x reader#shoko x reader#satoru smut#gojo satoru x reader#suguru x reader#kento nanami x reader#choso x reader#choso kamo x you#toji x you#toji smut#ryomen sukuna x reader#sukuna smut#shoko ieiri
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ACCIDENTAL CONFESSIONS PART 3
⪼you accidentally confess to the jjk men𑁤
ʚɞ pairing: gojo, geto, nanami, yuji, megumi, toge, yuta , toji, choso x gn!reader.
warning 𐀔: crack ノ fluffノslightly suggestiveノ characters are 18+.
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#ccoconutmall#jjk x reader#jjk x you#x reader#jjk anime#jjk crack#jjk smau#jjk megumi#jjk yuta#jjk fluff#jjk#jjk texts#jjk toji#jjk toge#jjk au#megumi smau#smau#jujutsu kaisen smau#jjk fake texts#jjk scenarios#jjk yuji#yuta okkotsu#inumaki toge#okkotsu yuuta#jujutsu kaisen#jujustsu kaisen x reader
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Skz fake texts ── bf! SKZ Random sh*t you send each other Pt.9
Warning: mentions of cursing, death(?) jokes, playful banter/bullying
── all fake texts
#skz#stray kids fake texts#fake texts#skz fake texts#skz imagines#skz texts#skz x reader#stray kids x reader#skz scenarios#bang chan x reader#lee know x reader#*mine: fake texts#changbin x reader#hyunjin x reader#han x reader#han jisung x reader#felix x reader#seungmin x reader#yang jeongin x reader#stray kids imagines#stray kids texts#skz au#stray kids#stray kids scenarios#stray kids headcanons#skz ot8#skz crack#skz smau#kpop fake texts
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