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majimassqueaktoy · 2 years ago

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It's slightly funny (but also slightly heartbreaking) that Majima, intentionally or not, went "well I missed my chance with my first love Makoto, best spend the rest of my life being a pest to her dead brother's boyfriend". And did just that.

We don't think about Majima and his sad life lest we fall into a pit of despair 🫡😩😭

#lmao #ask #tbf he seemed happy enough in y7 and he did have purpose in the clan and then with his building comoany #and then got saejima back so its not too bad #lowkey laughing bc i was gonna be like Oh but mirei was before makoto??#but then i remember i just made an au thats better than canon where 18 yr old majima got married to mirei and then it fell apart #bc dumb teens and yakuza and idol industry and thats half the reason hes down to sacrifice himself and why he walks away from makoto #but thats not canon thats my brain

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atoriv-art · 1 month ago

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older designs for my specialest guy

#you actually could pay me to watch boruto the payment is reviving any of madara-obito-itachi in a cheap fan service moment. itd work on me 👍#neji hyuga #hyuga neji #art #fanart #naruto #2024 #i think konoha would love to project the will of fire shit onto neji after what he did. ya know. trying to give your life 'for the village'#in that way hed probs have a lot of respect from others but respect has never been enough when your life still isnt yours 😛#the pessimism would likely take a bit to return to him but it Would return hes just like. less interpersonally volatile #the realization you had two whole very public meltdowns and no one that matters cared will do that to you #anywayfor the happy ending one. i think while neji is always going to be a little bit bitchy hes bound to soften up a lot when he's not #under constant stress and has to micromanage his every thought #i like to think that if he were allowed to hed grow into a very outwardly warm person. sunflower :)#and my general opinions of neji and boruto are:#1. yes it is a blessing to not be made to be straight married #2. however consider: what if i wanted to see neji be a dad. i dont care for romantic njten but i do not hate it. it would be acceptable #when i think abt this guy in boruto hes chronically single but still.talking about what CANON could be. it would be acceptable #3. yes hiashi shouldve gotten his ass killed in the war but i would be lying if i said the awful family reunions #are not fun as a concept #are they fun on purpose? no #but the rule is: A situation can suck if it sucks on purpose #and 4. i know about the time travel episode i have mixed feelings on it.#anyway no hate if you like boruto i like being hyperbolic for fun but its just anime. the kids seem cute #but if any other hyuga-brained person ever wants to get unimaginably angry you should also watch the hiashi birthday episode of boruto #thats my special recommendation from me to you

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foolsocracy · 1 month ago

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love it when itsv noir pete refers to it as WWI like. Who told him about the second one

#need to be there as a fly on a wall for that convo #that would be his LAST STRAW #WWI what do u mean WWI . THATS THE GREAT WAR #I can’t turn my brain off today I’m to excited by my dining hall holding Steak Night. where I get to eat stake #And 2 stalks of asparagus #and a roll #❤️ life does get better #peter benjamin parker #spider noir #spiderverse #… technically #this really is a dogs speaks level of noir posting #I’m talking about Fanfiction btw #he doesnt say anything like that in canon

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haunted-xander · 1 year ago

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When the light is too blinding, I'll be your shade / When the dark enshrouds all, I'll be your eyes

#hellp people of tumblr dot com whp are either surprised or used to my rapid fandom switching #hey uh. um. yeah. anyway.#i love them i don have anything else to add #ffxiv has altered my brain chemistry thats it. yeah.#ryne waters #< thats canon now!!!!!!#gaia #rynegaia #yeah #final fantasy #final fantasy xiv #final fantasy 14 #ffxiv #ff14 #art #my art #xanders art #digital art #fan art

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 1 year ago

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obsessed with the prospect of Howdy Figuring It Out via the neighbors enjoying non-food items

#i have a vivid image in my mind #of him seeing this #then going through his entire shop studying every product #and realizing. Oh Shit. Barely Any Of It Is Real. Im Selling Props.#(or something akin to props since i doubt hed jump to that conclusion first)#also the image of him pouring Woodchips and Sawdust outta a cereal box into a bowl #and then sitting there having a breakdown over it #is Insanely funny #hes just cradling the bowl a la blobfish meme....#scribble salad #welcome home #and then afterwards he's like 'fuck it!!! might as well sell soap as mash! rat poison shakes! who cares!! nothing is real!!!'#thats my brain's version of events until canon proves otherwise <3

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ipostmysimpingstuffanonymously · 1 year ago

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Part 2. This time its the Tokyo Five (As I named them) Headcanons in the reblog tags appreciated

#haibara is baby i love him so much omg #also hes a light weight #two beers and he's down #remember the headcanon i had about gojo not beeing able to drink alcohol?#bottom right is what happens if he decides to drink #suguru with the bass is SO HOT OMG #and shopping cart stealing is mandatori for the sashisu trio #kidnapping haibara is a plus #also shoko or geto just casually pulling a pack of cigarettes out of their pocket and the condom coming with #yeah thats canon #the satosho hug makes my knees weak #and the sashisu kisses I CANNOT GET ENOUGH #more artists need to draw them kissing each other #pls i just wanna share my brainrot #nanami eating bread cuz its his fav food!#so many more headcanons feel free to dm me if you wanna hear more about my rotted brain farts #sashisu #satosho #satosho weekend #satoshoko #sugusho #satosugu #stsg #shoko ieiri #satoru gojo #geto suguru #haibara yu #nanami kento #jjk #jujutsu kaisen

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razbotz · 4 months ago

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praying on my life no one else has done this

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bluuscreen · 2 months ago

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gay people are REAL!!! and also hifumi is there

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xxplastic-cubexx · 8 days ago

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it doesnt need to be said but its genuinely so funny how at-the-hip charles and erik are in krakoa like they really had the green light- the OBLIGATION- to be as obnoxiously close to each other as possible and abused that right to the fullest extent

#xmen #xmen comic #krakoa #cherik #snap chats #until the divorce of course but until then its actually so funny #how you really couldnt go a page or two without one or the other and the other one was close behind #ice climber ass duo over here. the delightful children from down the lane kind of proximity what the fuck was their PROBLEM #i feel like if one of them was teleported the other would just materialize right next to them thats how close they were #fuuuck what was the issue where sabretooth and co are in like. Brain Prison or something #and victor imagines charles but everyones like 'wait its weird if its just him where's magneto'#ITS SO FUCKING FUNNY and i NEED to know what issue that was .... to add it to my collection ....#also killed me how in immoral x-men issue 1 charles was yappin bout erik bein gone #and- God Bless Who i forget i think it was hope- was just 'can you please shut up about your dead boyfriend im begging you'#moira stronger than me if i had to deal with thing 1 and thing 2 on a daily basis i woulda snapped sooner frankly #ig when you live ten times through The Most Bullshit ever youre numb to most things but still. my god theyre so obnoxious #sorry im cackling at the bit in HoX where charles is about to announce krakoa to the world and erik's putting his hand on his shoulder #and you justs see moira in the back like dawgggg right in front of her .... can you two get a room #GENUINELY no im GENUINELY surprised they dont share a bedroom #im not even talking sharing a bed im taking my shipper goggles off im actually baffled they dont sleep in the same building #obvi id be lyin if i said i didnt love it tho To Be Real .. genuinely love seein them work together as a team .. until they werent </3 #in every timeline they WILL divorce each other that's just the rule. actual canon event it cannot be changed or stopped its integral #ok ramble over. but not really not in spirit cause ill never be over this ill die before i am #im gonna go eat now i think i think thats something i As A Human has to do at least once a day

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aliferous-ly · 7 months ago

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thinking about how tango put romantic music and a heart filter on reuniting with jimmy on empires. why did he do that

#like... WE have shipping brain so ofc we make mountains out of molehills #but . thats just. thats just in the video. like that just Exists there its technically CANON #team rancher #rereading my ranchers reunion fic lmao

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barawrah · 9 months ago

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been extra miserable about them this past week

#WHYYYYYY WHY CANT THEY BE HAPPY #mxtx can we talk....lets discuss mxtx listen to me #and its just . banging my head into a wall their whole thing is they never be happy in any life . ever again #because they Die . and thats it poof out of the reincarnation cycle #FUCK YOUUUUU BFLF RUINING MY LIFE #canon im beating you with a stick like a feral animal #ill be sitting minding my own business and my brain will go dream on like shut the fuck upppppppp #bawling my eyes out rn #this is so awful i hate u bflf i hope youre both miserable #no i dont sorry please be happy #ok . ok deep breaths #art tag #tgcf #shi qingxuan #he xuan #beefleaf

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peacockrulz · 2 days ago

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N tries to tell another joke (gone wrong)

Sequel to This

#if you see any mistakes uhh no you don't #yknow i am a huge multishipper and i love almost every ship in this fandom #but id be lying if i said i didnt find envy to be like one of the most romantic relationships in MD #like??#"Loving you is so fundemental to who I am that even when my brain is digitally lobotomized and I can't even remember why #like hello Liam Vickers yeah its me again why the FUCK would you DO THAT #I think even if envuzi wasn't actually canon. I entirely believe that you can't actually seperate them anyway #like it kills me that the entirety of Murder Drones. N and V are in love with eachother. like mutually #and they still are. and thats just how things are.#I'd go further but this is literally a shitpost and I don't wanna make the tags a mile again #I'm just a yapper ok. I yap abt the robots #anyway uhhhh this comic isnt even super envuzi but since its a sequel to the last one ill tag it. why not #murder drones #serial designation n #serial designation v #uzi doorman #murder drones lizzy #md lizzy #nuvi #violentbitingbiscuits #envuzi #vuzin #nvuzi #thank you to the person that made we aware of all the different varients of these threes ship name sdlkfjsdf #kinda in love w/ nvuzi cuz it doesnt look good as a word but it funnier to me cuz of that dslkfjsdf

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emero0 · 4 months ago

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Do you guys ever have a headcanon so strongly ingrained in your brain you forget its not canon so when canon contradicts it you’re confused

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fallenangely0hane · 3 months ago

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Another thing I noticed while rewatching Diaries. People say Laurmau or Garmau shouldve been canon. But holy shit Aphmau does NOT love either of them romantically. Like not even for a MOMENT in my rewatch so far (which to be fair Im only on s2 ep25) have I thought "aww she likes them back" for either of them and its so??? Idk

I honestly like it lol. Not only is it just a thing that's not seen often with love angles but it makes her going for Aaron in the end make significantly more sense

And also it fuels my lesbian and aromantic Aphmau headcanons but thats unrelated

#i say it fuels those heacanons but in reality its the source of those headcanons (for the most part) lol #the lesbian headcanon is just coz I love Zoeymau I love Zoeymau THATS what shouldve been canon #either way shes on the aro spectrum to me. because it makes sense in my brain #aphmau #aphmau mcd #mcd aphmau #minecraft diaries

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polliwoggers · 5 months ago

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yippee more headcanon lore time!! sequel to this similar hc post that i made... over a year ago now. wow it did not feel like that long ago before i checked lol.

feel free to ask me to elaborate on anything if you're curious i love talking about my overcomplicated hc lore even if i don't do it often :3

#my drawings #kirby #dark matter kirby #void kirby #gooey kirby #zero kirby #my headcanon'd canon #<- man i gotta change that tag its so not descriptive #feel free to ask questions if you want to! so much lore lives in my brain and id love to talk about it #plus id actually like to make online friends someday. not that thats a requirement for asking questions ofc

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luuxxart · 1 year ago

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so I might have gone a little insane about howl’s moving castle yesterday

[au infographic under the cut!!]

#howl au #shuake #akeshu #persona 5 #persona 4 #howl’s moving castle #goro akechi #akira kurusu #takuto maruki #tohru adachi #naoto shirogane #morgana #nanako dojima #akane hasegawa #IDK WHY I REWATCJED IT YESTERDAY I WAS JUST COMPELLED #and then my brain was like ahahaha what if Akira howl #i really didn’t want to make anyone witch of the wastes but. my brain was like. hey. what if Maruki #and then it spun into a whole thing almost completely divorced from howl’s canon plot #[i should note I didn’t want to make anyone witch of the wastes for a hot minute there bc. she’s supposed to be. leagues older than howl]#[and thats uh. that’s tricky]#you will never escape uncle Adachi au #it is ever present in all my aus #i literallt cannot see one without the other #also no one ever makes the Sophie inserts old. like. why. are u scared of sometin lmao #scared of old man yaoi #???

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