#but that's our fault apparently so

[widevibratobitch]

in terror, four lieutenants; in t3m, four musketeers. Conclusion?

conclusion - same as always: destiny.

but wait oh christ okay. they even kinda fit...

you've got the og trio of

Wet Pathetic Loser

Deeply Religious Guy

Fancy Lad

which ig would make dundy... d'artagnan?? no. no oh god ok. listen. d'artagnan is jopson im afraid:

1. has a deeply homoerotic father/son relationship with a suicidal alcoholic

2. is actually kinda obsessed with him tbh

3. doesn't really start out as One Of Them, has to wait quite some time to get promoted

4. big part of the fandom actually ships him with little aka our athos

it makes sense you gotta believe me it does it does

[captainjonnitkessler]

I know everyone thinks that they're the only competent person at their job . . . but genuinely am I the ONLY person at this jobsite with functioning brain cells

[atwhughesversion]

apparently the canucks are essentially not standing in the way if ian clarke (our top 3 goalie coach in the league who recently asked to step back from on-ice coaching bc of his health but then also lost his title of director of goaltending in the process of being made a scout instead of goalie coach) wants to go to another team and he’s been linked to jersey……………..wtf happened between him and management

[blunderpuff]

apparently i have a half sister???

what the fuck???

[bouncyballextraordinaire]

really just flubbed it at work today - this whole week has just been extraordinarily shitty

[talaricula]

Had an "and quartz of course" moment the other day when I was wearing a pendant of the Venus of Willendorf and two of my colleagues went "oh yes that's mesopotamian is it?"

[deus-ex-mona]

kawareeeeeeeeeee~~~~~~~~~

[citricacidprince]

If anyone was at the Game Grumps Live Show in Dallas last night (if you managed to even get into that shitty overpacked venue), you probably saw me there! I was the Ninja Brian in fishnets who fucked up the rhythm game on stage kabdjwbdh

I promise I’m good at rhythm games!! I swear the buttons or monitor was delayed,,,

[adore-gregor]

my football team is so hopeless

[oflgtfol]

im gone from michaels for like two weeks and when i come back the whole vibe has changed. Ughhh

[dark-elf-writes]

Pt: why did you send my bill to collections

Me: well the payment didn’t go through and we sent you four letters telling you the payment didn’t go though and you never called to fix the payment

Pt: yeah I got that statement but I ignored it

Me: we also called out to tell you

Pt: yeah I blocked your number

Me:…. Truthfully my guy I don’t know what you expect me to do about that

[lesbiansanemi]

And when I thought things were finally fine and had calmed down my roommate starts sending me shelters because he wants me to get rid of my cat 🙃🙃🙃

[thethingything]

I'm fatigued, my back hurts, I accidentally spent like 3 hours sat downstairs in a chair that made our back feel worse because our executive dysfunction prevented me getting up and going back upstairs even though I only went down there to get one thing, and now I really need to lay down but if I accidentally fall asleep again I feel like I'll wake up, realise I fell asleep and also that I feel like I wasted a big chunk of the day, and I'll end up feeling even worse again

[running-in-the-dark]

'fun' childhood memory time again:

when I was a kid, maybe 6 or 7, my mother and I were out riding our bikes together (I think that was unusual in itself). we were outside our village where there were fields and nothing else. then the path in the direction we were going in was blocked by a 'private road' sign that said you weren't allowed to go that way.

my mother said we'll go anyway (which would absolutely be fine, everyone does that and no one would mind - which I know now). I said we can't because that's not allowed. she insisted we go anyway, and I broke down crying because I was so scared and horrified. I had no idea where we were exactly but I was so upset that I turned around and went home on my own when she refused to go another way.

that's still a funny story she likes to tell sometimes (about how I was such a little governess who wanted everyone to always follow her rules). because it's sooo normal for a small child to have a breakdown over that (I couldn't stop crying the rest of the day because it scared me so much). because if a child reacted that way in front of me I would not think 'oh you're so bossy, you always want to get your way', I would think 'this child is so anxious that she can't do something completely fine and normal because a fucking sign says it's not allowed'.

or the time she told me to go to the dentist with her instead of going to school and I cried for hours (I had to go with her, she said so. but that's not allowed and I will get in trouble and I will have to lie about it and lying makes you a bad person). or literally dozens of other examples like that. it's probably unfair but I really do resent my parents for never realising/caring that that is not normal, and getting me the help I clearly needed (because now I'm 32 and just figuring out that that's not how other people feel and getting help is hard and scary).

[raine-but-irl]

you ever see SUCH a display of "how the fuck can u even do such a senseless thing" it makes you lose your fucking mind??

[bloodwards]

when you have an incredibly stressful d&d session and come away from it frustrated and dreading the next one and two days later your DM has a Talk with you about you playing or not playing your character a certain way ✌