#but that's fine these books deserve it 😔

[viillette]

"I'm damned whether the Pope absolves me or not. The things I've done..." Arthur, she thought numbly. She swallowed, said, "What things, Papa?" He looked at her, and for a moment she truly thought he was going to answer. But he said only, "Things God could never forgive." "That's not so, Papa. There is no sin so great that God cannot forgive it." He took her hand in his, raised it to his lips, and then he laughed, backed away. "Do not believe it, lass, not for a moment! There is no forgiveness, either in this world or the next." "You're wrong, Papa." Joanna drew a deep breath, said, "I could forgive you any sin." John gave her an odd smile, shook his head. "No, lass," he said. "You could not." He moved to the table, with an unsteady hand poured himself another cupful of wine. "If that mad old man be right, I'll have reigned for fourteen years. Passing strange, for it seems longer, much longer." He turned back to face Joanna, still with that strange smile. "There is but one lesson worth learning, one you must teach your children, Joanna. That nothing in life turns out as we thought it would, nothing..."

— Here Be Dragons by Sharon Kay Penman

[jacesvelaryons]

(Modern! Jace Velaryon x Female!Reader) Social Media AU

summary: Modern Jacaerys Velaryon is an heir to the Targaryen Corp, and also has a decent following on social media. You and him have the best time together, making the most out of life being young, beautiful and successful. Spot the cameos of our other HOTD characters in a lot less stressful circumstance where everyone gets along in modern day. 😅

a/n: please keep sending in your requests! i love hearing and writing for you guys. i’ll get them back to you as soon as possible alongside a ton of original work i plan to share. will post a previews of my upcoming work with their posters and all.

masterlist

requests OPEN

yourusername

liked by rhaenyratargaryen, laenorvel and others

date night with the love of my life

sarasnow hope you had a blast lovelies!!

liked by yourusername

↩️ random63 wasn’t sara rumoured to be jaces fling situationship before he got with y/n? 👀👀

↩️ person173 i think so but she cregan and jace have made it clear they’re all just close friends

↩️ user649 ofc sure 🤔

rhaenyratargaryen love you my darlings

↩️ yourusername love you too mama nyra 🩷🩷🫂

↩️ user0092 oh she got his ceo mamas approval this is SERIOUS

yourusername

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user725 she’s making the targ heir work for her i love it

↩️ fan92 as men should

liked by yourusername, baelatargs and rhaenatargeryen

alyblackwood you deserve it girl 😌

↩️ yourusername thanks pookie 😙

username366 wish my man would treat me like this too 😓

user271 now where is this dress from?

↩️ yourusername it’s @/versace luv!

jacaerysvelaryon

ibiza

taken by the beautiful @/ yourusername

liked by oscartully, joffreyv and others

baelatargs and where are the pictures of her? sick of seeing your face 😤

↩️helaenasbugs yes where is she?? 🤭

↩️ yourusername dw girls my pic dumps are coming soon 😭

yourusername youre so stunning baby

↩️jacesvelaryons no you are stunning babe

↩️lucerysvelaryon get a room please…

randomuser now why does joffrey have an ig he’s too young 🤔

↩️ rhaenatargs it’s just for roblox and minecraft updates he’s fine trust me 😭😭

yourusername

it’s all sea blue and sand from here. 🐚

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usernamehere oh to be the targaryen corp heir’s gf living a life of luxury

↩️ randomuser887 she’s a gold digger 😒

↩️ person1124 she don’t need no gold she comes from a comfortable family herself lol

↩️ user98 you’d go for the gold too imagine the life and besides he’s cute smart respectful and a gentleman i’d date him even if he was broke

↩️fan120 real

itsyourgirlnettles missed you luv! come over at driftmark more often

↩️ yourusername i don’t see you enough! promise we’ll hang one on one time more

↩️itsyourgirlnettles good luck to me to get your man off your arm even just for a few hours with ya lol

jacaerysvelaryon posted a story

creganstark

night out with the best bro

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yourusername get home safely boys!

↩️usernamehere why didn’t you go girlie?

↩️ yourusername i’m always invited but im a grannie im in bed by 10 pm with a book winding down for the night 😅i come sometimes

↩️creganstark yeahhh you should come next time! had to deal with him fawning over you again 😐 don’t want your ego to get any bigger

↩️ yourusername hey! i’ll come next time i promise and my ego ain’t changing stark

jacaerysvelaryon missed you there my muse at my new set

↩️ yourusername i’ll be there next time i promise 😅 you know this isn’t my crowd but I’ll go for you

↩️ jacaerysvelaryon you missed my dedicated song to you last night i’ll have to play it again next time 😔

aegondeux yoo invite me over next time missed out the fun again

↩️helaenasbugs too busy at the bar that’s why 😒 why did you get out of rehab idiot

[weeping-statue]

YOU ARE ONTO SOMETHINGG

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT I GOT THIS LEMME COOK🫶

“I Don’t Care What You Think As Long As It’s About Me.”

I don’t care- fallout boy

Richard Sterling x AFAB!Reader

A little long 😔 also Richard fans please!!! Lemme know if this is good!!! I need feedback guys cause then I just think my work is buns😞

Positive and negative (politely) feedback is appreciated 🫶

So from what I saw, or should I say what we saw, we definitely know he’s a manipulator.

For whatever reason, you caught his eye, probably because you had money, but anyways, he knew he had to have you. All to himself. He doesn’t like to share. And he doesn’t play nice.

It started off gently with flirty lines and kind gestures to mask what he was really planning. And you almost could tell. He had this feeling to him that something just wasn’t right. But he was kind and surely you were just overthinking.

Spoiler, you were wrong.

So wrong.

He had approached you one day after he felt like he had done enough for you to favor him, and confessed. Reaching his hand out to you.

“Ah my dear, you’re special.. and I must have you. Please, give me your hand, let me court you properly.”

But you declined, respectfully, it didn’t feel right.

Richard looked at you a little stunned. What..? You were supposed to say “yes.” Not “no.” What was wrong with you? He had done so much to make you fall and you’ve declined him? This.. no he wasn’t going to stand for this. He grabbed the nearest object and whacked you in the head with it. Hard enough for you to black out.

When you awoken dazed and confused, with a pounding headache. You saw him brushing your hair with his fingers. A light ‘comforting’ smile sketched on his face. You couldn’t remember much, and looked at him with those curious eyes, asking him what had happened. To which he answered,

“Just a little tumble, my love. When I couldn’t catch you in time, I was devastated. But that doesn’t matter anymore, you’re fine now, and we are in due time to be joined in matrimony.”

You nodded and leaned into his touch. He seemed to care about you, and with your current situation you had to trust him. For now.

Months had gone by and you hadn’t a clue you were saddled in a relationship made of lies.

Richard during this definitely acted a tad suspicious. Either love bombing you or keeping you at an odd distance. Getting overly paranoid and possessive when any males come by you. Simple conversations or not. He’d have rules in place for you, making you heavily dependent on him. Though when he’d get annoyed he’d push you away without a second thought, not apologizing.

What a confusing(red flag)guy

So finally here is where the song comes into play <3

Richard was acting a bit more paranoid than usual. Biting his lip till it bled, pulling at his hair, biting his nails, and mumbling to himself as he stalked you from a distance. He watched as you and Kevin hung out, talking aimlessly about the previous matches. He was flirty and touchy, and loud, and obnoxious. Something that didn’t belong around you. You, in his eyes, were something from the heavens. You deserved better. You deserved him. In a moment of paranoia and anger he came from the shadows he hid in and grabbed you by the arm, whisking you away. Closing the door to the nearest room which happened to be the library. His hands gripping your shoulders as slammed you against the books, leaning down with a crazed look, mumbling to you,

“Say my name and his in the same breath. I dare you to say they taste the same. How he can compare to me. He doesn’t love you, not like I do. He’s a no good, scoundrel, liar and fiend. Unworthy of your attention. These friends you have, don’t love you. They only love your generosity.”

For the rest of the day you were attached to him and he didn’t let you out of his sight for a moment. Even taking it as far to move into your room for the night. Claiming he didn’t trust the people in the manor.

All while poor Kevin was so confused😞

Sorry Kevin, your no fiend <3

trust ദ്ദി(˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ )

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Sorry Kevin lovers for doing your man like that😞 BUT let me have redemption if you bring me a Kevin fic idea..? Or.. perchance headcanons..? ANYWAYS LOVE YOU GUYS!!!

[bisexualenbyblueberry]

My Favourite Details This Season

Callum pacing and tossing the cube in episode 1 he's just like me fr

"I heard you were up here losing your mind ;)"

"Lots of books, I like books :D"

"I HAVE AN IDEA" "So,,,, what's your idea-" *runs out of room*

"I HAVE A SECRET PLAN" with the most dramatic stage whisper I've ever heard

SNEEZLES IN CALLUM'S SCARF

Pyrrah stretching like a cat

Literally every interaction Soren and Corvus have. The party conversation. "Maybe it's edible" "NO, and PLEASE don't find out" and then Corvus having to tell him to spit it out. "You’re a man of mystery, Corvus ;)))" and "You clearly didn’t learn anything at camp 🙄🙄🙄" “It’s not great.” “Yeah I tried. “Okay” “It’s the effort”. Soren’s head falling onto Corvus’ chest

Janai being so damn tall. I swear to god this woman grows like a foot every season. What is happening to her. Why is she like that

"Wake up kids!" When they arrive at the frozen sea

"It’s literally frozen in time 😮" "it’s literally frozen in ice, it’s figuratively frozen in time"

"The frozen ship, so sad😔"

Rayla sitting on the table reading a book imagining the characters she’s so silly

“Is Rayla crying?? I’M COMING RAYLA 😡😡😡”

“Rayla! I’m here!” *door slams in his face*

"NO PUNCHING THE BOAT" and Callum's facial expression and pose afterwards 😭

Sneezles and Stella being buddies

“Your breath is warm” “Oh…sorry”

The way they SITTT (Karim in his throne, Janai after trying to burn the tree, Soren against the wall in the first meeting, Miyana on the rocks in the second episode, Ezran on his bed, Janai near the tree, Rayla lying on her bed and on the table)

 RAYLLUM ON THE SIDE OF THE SHIP

“ARE YOU BEGGING FOR MERCY?” “NO” “GOOD, YOU DON'T DESERVE ANY” HOLYYYY SHIT

Terry's glasses making their heavily anticipated return

"And this is Rayla- wait, did you want to do your own intro?"

"Welcome to the starscraper 😌" "WELCOME?! YOU NEARLY KILLED US" "Nearly, but the fates seem to have another path in mind for you" "The FATES?! What does that even... is that even an apology?!"

"Okay, you both seem on the nice side, so not to be rude... as if somehow this is ruder than throwing people out from a great height🙄🙄🙄..."

“Wait, is everyone else wearing blindfolds too?” “That is a joke.” “Yeah it was funny 😡”

Astrid saying Callum has greasy hair

STELLA TRYING TO STEAL THE SKETCHBOOK

“Where’d you get that comically large block of ice”

Callum trying and failing to use Rayla’s blade and almost cutting his fingers off

“How do I insult a star spider? 😆 Ezran would know what to do- ow OW HEY”

Astrid’s little trans speech your honor I love her

"This orb.... is a giant peice of candy 😐"

Jack De Sena's voice acting in Kosmo's hallucination?? Hello?? Poured out his heart and soul all for a hypothetical

"A child will die 😠" I'M SORRY IT'S A FINE LINE BUT IT CATERS TOO MUCH TO MY SENSE OF HUMOUR FOR ME TO TAKE IT SERIOUSLY

Wind elk :)))))

The awkward giggles when they're about to kiss that first time

THE VOWS, THE WAY THEY LOOK AT EACH OTHER, THE CEREMONIES??? EVERYTHING ABOUT THE WEDDING IS PERFECT I’M CRYING

The entire “fiscal exercices” conversation 

“HER DAD JUST DIED”

Leola. Just everything about Leola she's just like me fr

Feel free to add on because I certainly will. This list is like 50% unfinished

[sillygoofyqueer]

The Untamed review: episode two!!

Yes, Wei Wuxian, Little Apple IS a picky eater, because he deserves only the best and KNOWS IT

Bro's complaining about a donkey to a donkey, what a guy

"You're like MY master"

"Yo, there's a well!" Wei Wuxian immediately moves out of the way, what a gentleman

HE'S JUST TALKING TO THEM, WOAHHHH

Wei Wuxian helplessly listening to them argue over his inventions is so funny to me

"IS WEI YOUR DAD?!??" "HE'S MY IDOL!!"

The way that Wei Wuxian just gives up and peaces out

Fighting with a donkey now

Take the fucking apple, you dumbass

How old is this woman? She looks about twenty five

IT'S JUST LIKE IN MINECRAFT

Push her off, it'd be so funny and no one would know

Yo, what is Yan doing?? She's busting some moves

Does he just flick any random person?

Ohhhh, I see

Got killed by the mist, that's an embarrassing way to go

Bro is dead, goddamn. Poor lass has no soul

This woman has been through so much, she doesn't deserve it

Someone's catching humans, cannibals in every universe

JIN LING!!! <3

Laughing at the richness of people

"Naur, stay up there. See you later xoxo"

How is this woman here????

LITTLE APPLE BEHAVE YOURSELF

It's fine, he's wearing a mask that covers his eyes

"It's you?" Aw shit, the guy who was a baby when you were around is onto you

Joking, he knows Mo Xuanyu

Mock him and see how it ends up

BRO JUST INSULTED HIM BECAUSE HE'S MOTHERLESS

Stop trying to get up, jesusss

Nice throw

He looks so done with people's shit

STOP FUCKING MOCKING HIM, WEI WUXIAN

Oh, hey Jiang Cheng, you're baby girling quite hard today

No need to crush it

"break his legs? No, feed him to your dog, kiddo"

His boyfriend has come to rescue him

"I'm so unlucky today", on the contrary, I think you're very lucky, these characters are key to the plot and you didn't even have to go looking for them!!

I like the music that plays when the Lan Clan is around

Lan Jingyi stepping up for his father- teacher

Lan Sizhui, how do you know so much

HE CAST THE SILENCE SPELL, I LOVE HIM

He says it like a slur hahahaha

Lan Wangji is too busy mewing, don't break his streak!!

"If you don't get that spirit, don't come back to me!!" Jin Ling was never seen again 😔

He's like a grumpy toddler, I love him so

"Don't worry, we'll pay for the nets we broke!" "Nuh uh!!" Lan Sizhui, you're an angel, don't listen to him

HIS MEWING STREAK NOOOOO

Nice voice though

"I thought I saw my boyfriend 😔"

There are spirits in the lake, I wouldn't suggest drinking from it

Jiang Yanli 😭😭😭

Stop smiling, you're hallucinating

Slander my boy and sees what happens

Slap yourself, go on, like the books

Don't put the blame all on him!!!

Nice, like the books

Feel the shame

That cannot be comfortable, those are literal rocks

LITTLE APPLE!!

He's like they're little leader

That's a fast old man

Lan Jingyi's first instinct is to point a sword at an old man, lmaaoooo

"anything strange here?" "Duh"

Leaving him alone while he's trying to give important plot information, rude

Glowing grass, what the fuck

I think you should eat some

He just wants to clean, leave him alone

WEN QING!!!!!!

Flashbacks lmao

Where'd the old man go

Dirty

No way is that naturally formed

Lan Jingyi, you're surprisingly knowledgeable..I didn't know you could read

Jin Ling and his group of people

AAAAAHH WHAT THE FUCK

"what's up baby girls"

Ugh, it's been moving for a while now

Maybe you should, I don't know, LISTEN TO THE GUY WHO KNOWS WHAT HE'S DOING??

Also, y'all ditched him, minus points

"We're out" "fuck, y'all are gonna soooo be punished"

The look he gave, as if this isn't like, a sixteen seventeen year old. No, wait, he's probably eighteen...how old was he before Wei Wuxian's death? ANYWAY

Criticising the Lan education system while you're at it

"wait, you can't be crazy, because that makes sense!!" Lan Jingyi my beloved

Shit, my cover as a crazy person has been blown

Are they having a mewing contest or what?

Well done, Lan Jingyi

WHERE'S MY NEPHEW

I swear it wasn't that big before

Y'all are doing a shit job at running from something this slow

Nice attack, it's still stone though

Dude, listen to Lan Sizhui

"Hey, my sword 🥺😔"

Considering this flute playing is supposed to be shit, it's not too bad

"ugh, you're playing the flute this bad? You must be crazy" Lan Jingyi, make up your mind

STOOOOOP JIN LING

Nice kick, it's still stone though

WEN NING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HE'S HERE TO KICK SOME ASS FOR YOU!!!!

They both look mildly terrified

Dude killed it so easy, well done. Naur, it's just an illusion.

"y'all, no need to be scared, the Yiling Patriarch ain't here" he's standing over there, wearing a mask

I THOUGHT THE LANS WERE BETTER THAN THIS

Luring him over with shitty flute playing

LET GO OF THE COMEDIC RELIEF

His robes are even blowing, just for you

Me leading my next snack away from the bag

Walk faster, goddamn

"hey bbg, it's been a while"

Listen guys, I know you're in love but there's a corpse there

He flew away, like Jesus

So...how is everyone surprised when they do turn out to be gay???

DON'T PIN THE BLAME ON HIM. MY MAN'S IS GUILTY BUT PRETTY

Uhh uh oh. Mom and dad are fighting again

Lan Wangji already looks so bored

The fucking GLARE I CAN'T

"Take off the mask!!!" "Nuh uh, I'm too handsome"

Lan Jingyi needs to stop being smart, it's scaring me

Stoooop, he didn't kill his brother

Okay, so he did, but he didn't want to!!!

He passed out, okay man

Answer the stupid call

FAMILY!!!!!!!

They're so happy 😔

Give him what he wants, it's SYMBOLISM

Lecturing him better than Lan Qiren

You lost him already, not very good at this, ey?

Alcoholic

Of course he will, it's Wei Wuxian

They're so happy :(

[amrv-5]

Horrid Horrid Day of the kind so rarely experienced trying to treat it as a dubious comedic blessing and also remember it’s cool to experience stuff even stuff that sucks and makes you (?) feel bad (probably???) freeverse insanity monologue to my own blog so I don’t commit a homicide

most of it death by 1000 papercuts sort of things besides like 3-5 big Actual Genuinely Bad Comically Ridiculous Chaotic Events (middle of the night hotel eviction and subsequent 35 mile relocation to a Diff Hotel for my parents due to the City Of [Redacted] abruptly buying out the rooms (?!) for the one they were in for some sort of emergency housing thing?? (this is real and really happened)) but after 12.5 hrs and then well 999 other things that happened mostly to Me etc.💥💥💥🔨🔨🔨💥💥💥🔨💥🔨😭🔨🔨🔨💥💥💥💥 godddd complicated relationship w parents aside it is so much to be Completely On and doing the Team Emotional Management the whole time whyyy am I the only grownup… can’t be tired or a little annoyed at being subject to last minute undiscussed demands on my time or even Drop The Cheerful Facade Of Bland Enthusiasm For A Second because I’m Ruining Things For Everyone. but also I’ve got 1 week break between semesters formally and I would like to: Sleep In + Get Meaningful Rest. please. Big ideal day plan wld be to sleep for 12-15 hrs read in bed for a few more go for a little run eat some oatmeal lay around watch movie without thinking about annnnyyything important all day. Is That So Much To Ask. Is This An Unreasonable Demand .

Well anyway I’m being soo dramatic and everything’s really pretty much fine. I cn recognize it’s nice that people went out of their way to make a trip here + want to spend a lot of time together it’s just that due to the Aforementioned Complicated Relationship the Spending Time Together is like. Well u know how wild boars when you stab them you have to have a special Boar Spear with a cross-bar because otherwise they will just keep running up your spear while impaled to Get You, The Spearholder? Well that’s what my relationship w my parents is like in this particular year. Getting stabbed and it sucksss but unfortunately there is the sense that if one keeps going thru the Horrid Feelings there may be some degree of satisfaction (easier or realer relationship? emotional connection? satisfaction of knowing I Tried My Best?) at the other end… but it has to be me (wild boar in this metaphor) doing alll of the work and experiencing the majority of the discomfort in pursuit of unclear ends… ahhhhhh sigh. good reminder I guess that I just still react weird and with maybe a greater than warranted degree of emotional sensitivity to extended intentional infringements on my space + autonomy that don’t take into account that I’m a person with opinions and an inner life and also I Slept Bad and several other problems so I’m much less patient than usual today. condensed: I’m At My Freakin Limit Dot JPEG rn. anyway. ouuughhh. home now going to run a bath (insane. who does that) turn off lights and just sit there in hot water for a while stewing (ha) until I feel less tense + tired (Big Win: reasonably tense + tired ≠ depressed…) maybe light a candle also. I wld bring a book into this if I didn’t know for a certainty I’d drop it in the water immmmmediately and the lathe of heaven doesnt deserve that from me. fuuuck. This probably makes me look insaaaane don’t read this. Or do whatever its my blog though sorry if u followed for fic and are just getting extended musings on my inner mental life + to do lists. In My Defense there’s a read more and if u see this You Clicked It And So Gave Ur Viewing Consent. In conclusion 👨‍👩‍👧🚗🏨🌃😭😔😑🤷‍♀️🙂➡️🛁🕯️📖🛌

[fizzycereal]

INTRO POST

(Please read this)

Hi :D welcome to this dumpster fire of a blog :D

Info about me :D

Names to call me:

Tommy/toms(yeah)

Fizzerz (why not it silly)

Dumbass (lol okay just be joking)

Fizzy (ye)

Cereal (uhh okey?)

Atlas (uhhhh okey? Sure? I mean I'm not Atlas but i wouldnt do anything if you do)

Leo + plus any name that goes with Leo (from hoo) - (uh I'm fine with it just preferred if you knew me, context, I do act like Leo and relate to him a bit too much and cosplayed him once at a school dance)

Percy + plus any name that goes with him (from pjo) - (same thing with Leo/leo names, for context I act like Percy at least according to my irl friends)

Ponyboy/pony+any name that goes with him (from the outsiders) -(same with the previous other two names)

Peter/mirco Peter+any name that goes with him(from npmd) -(same thing as the other things lmao)

Tommyinnt ball surgery (JUST IGNORE THIS IS IS FOR A BIT 😭)

My legal name (no)

Pronouns: he/they (trans masc+agender) AROACE 🧡💛🤍🩵💙

Birthday: July 30th 😎

Timezone: CST

I'm actually Hispanic/Latino! (My parents are both from Mexico 🇲🇽, sadly I can't speak Spanish anymore but I can only understand it)

I get stressed out pretty easily (I am a big over thinking and I can get overwhelmed easily) + I'm a gigantic procrastinator :') + I am a bit paranoid (I can get very stressed/I start to panic when I think someone is mad or I made someone sad at me)

I have a bit of a stutter + I'm pretty sure I have a bit of a lisp too

Idfk how to talk to people :')

Cabin three guys 😎😎😎😎💙💙💙💙💧💦💦💧 (at according to the official quiz lol)

Romance+physical touch kinda makes me uncomfy

❗I'M A MINOR❗❗

I personally use guys, dude, man, ect. as a gender neutral term if you aren't fine with that please tell me

I really like to play DND (I have only played like twice but if you guys want to show me your characters please do)

Please use more masculine phrases on me (I just prefer them)

This blog will have swearing so beware 😰

I do think I may have ADHD( intensive or mixed) or autism :P

(User boxes :3)

Fandoms I'm in

Be more chill

Heathers (again, not really that active on it)

Moral Orel (I FUCKING LOVE THIS SHOW AND IT DESERVES MORE)

Grojband (NEEDED SEASON 2 🤬🤬🤬🤬)

Hatchitfiled (goat brothers save me)

DnD (not sure if you'd call it a fandom

Eddsworld (used to be very into it still am)

Metal family :P

Riordanverse(UPDATE: Magnus chase)

The outsiders (comfort book lol)

Epic the musical

Hazbin hotel/helluva boss

Scott Pilgrim (I have read the comics now, you can't best me mortals/j)

AND WAY MORE (to much to list 😔)

I do have a couple other socials just some are private to me. But the ones I will mention currently is my Ao3 Tommy_arson24

Sorry if I make any spelling or grammar mistakes, english isn't my first language :']

@homobrainjuice made dis ▼ :3

DNI LIST:

The basic criteria of a DNI list (transphobic/homophobic, racists, pedophiles/MAPS, Zoos, anyone who supports them)

Nsfw I'm a fucking minor (If your account is all NSFW or it's just straight up porn please don't follow me)

People hating on people for just "cringe" (you are in thin ice if you do this)

PEOPLE HARASSING PEOPLE (please kindly eff off)

Kids who go to my school (this isn't including my friends)

People who support problematic ship (it makes me feel uncomfortable)

People sexualizing my characters (it makes me uncomfortable, do please kindly fuck off)

Please respect this or I won't hesitate to block you.

❗PLEASE ASK QUESTIONS FOR @ask-salt ❗

(This will be updated)

Also sorry if i am annjoying to you guys :')

The outsiders 😱

[bassguitarinablackt-shirt]

I LOVE THE SPACE THEME FOR YOUR 750 FOLLOWERS EVENT AND YOU DESERVE THE FOLLOWERS SOSOSOSO MUCH AND MORE <33 ly you’re doing so great

our friendship’s been rather capricious over this past year since it kinda flickered out after i left tumblr and never really regained the same intensity when i came back, but we were pretty close once and you’ll be dear to my heart no matter what <3 it’s been an honour to see you and your blog (and your name list) grow!! i still remember when you first got your blog. and your rants about your first ex and stranger things and genshin. good times good times 😔😔 aging like fine wine fr (i sound like an old grandma recounting her glory days helpp)

anyways for the. requests. don’t be pressured to answer them at all (that’s potentially 750 people you’ll have to answer to… i wish you luck) but venus and earth would be cool <3

aaa anyways ily bye bye. hope this isn’t too weird + congrats again!!

thank you for visiting the planetarium! (trying not to get sappy here and save that for the letter dusinsisksjskske just know i adore you)

VENUS - i design you an outfit using pinterest - i can imagine you wearing something like this!!!

or something like this because you do give me the vibes of someone who would prefer a skirt to pants

EARTH - i write you a personal letter - dear cristie, i know we don't talk much now but you were once such a big part of my life, and i'll always be grateful for that. thank you for listening to my stranger things rambles even though we didn't always agree, thank you for listening to my genshin rambles even though you didn't play the game, thank you for listening to me ramble about my ex even though it must've been so frustrating watching me ignore every red flag in the book, and most of all thank you for all our delightful conversations about our writing. if im being honest i always felt a little inferior to you, you seemed so put together, your writing was so poetic and beautiful, it made mine pale in comparison. it was always strange to me when you complimented my writing, i'm now a little less insecure when it comes to my writing and i would like to thank you for being there in that awkward phase of my authorhood. you were such a big part of why i got into percy jackson you know? when my dad first got me the books i remember thinking to myself you would be proud, as i spiralled further and further into brainrot i remember thinking "if only cristie could see me now" (p.s: i finally watched the show and i'd love to talk about my thoughts with you <3) all in all, thank you for being such a delightful ray of sunshine, you're such an amazing person and i hope you know that. you'll always have a special sepia colored place in my heart, and though our friendship isn't quite as strong as it used to be, i sincerely hope maybe one day it will be. -signed, your old friend asher

i hope you enjoyed your visit!!! please come again :) (AKA TALK TO ME MORE ITS ALWAYS A JOY SEEING ASKS FROM YOU)

[insignificant457]

I love the Darrow Cassius love you have. They were the shining couple in Light Bringer, and it’s been long overdue! I’m glad Pierce gave it the time and respect it deserves, I wish there was more of it, one book of them is not enough and maybe that’s the great tragedy of all. To me, I always felt like Cassius was always one of Darrow’s best friends (not just Sevro) so I was so so happy when it was confirmed as canonical fact in print.

A part of me always thought Darrow would be the one to kill Lysander but now I wonder if maybe Lyria will do it—Cassius’ new (and better) protege who actually embodies more of what he stands for killing his old protégé, who never really grasped exactly what Cassius was about, or if he did, then he totally warped and rejected it—that might be kinda awesome. But a part of me also wants Darrow to just take Lysander down in the epic way he does like he did with Fa. Because damn, that was hot.

Anyway, looking forward to all your Darrow/Cassius fun!

Lol thank you! I have to be honest, I wouldn’t say I actively ship Darrow/Cassius, but the jokes are too good to pass up lol. My read on the situation is that Cassius is dtf, but Darrow is completely oblivious (he has a track record with that—victra and valdir canonically) and Cassius is fine with that. I don’t think he’s over here pining or anything.

But I do absolutely adore their relationship! One of my top moments from the entire series is their talk in darrows stateroom in morning star. I’d been severely missing them throughout iron gold and dark age (esp the latter) and I was really hyped for LB because I knew they’d be back together again. And boy, Pierce did not disappoint. The balance of witty banter and genuine heartfelt affection was perfect imo.

And I agree, while I think Darrow would say sevro is his best friend, I think Cassius is up there in an equally important position. They’re more like those friends you haven’t seen in years but when you reconnect it’s like not a day has passed. They’re so special to me I’m gonna miss them so much 😔

Also, as someone who is always emotional about Cassius and lysanders relationship, I was, needless to say, devastated by how it ended. I hadn’t considered lyria killing him in a face off of Cassius’s protégés before, but I love it. Also it would be fitting for Lysander to be so focused on Darrow as his “arch nemesis” that he completely overlooks lyria. As she said, a red like her can slip under a big man’s gaze. I also wouldn’t say no to a darrow-mustang-sevro trio taking down Lysander in a parallel to the last time the three of them plus Cassius took out a lune.

[sessakag]

"After" by Anna Todd is a Harry Styles fanfic that got published via Wattpad. As a young and innocent soul, I read the 5 books, but I did not enjoy them. The bet is in book 1.

But anyway... about NaruHina, I'm sorry if my ask was confusing, i'm not fluent in English. When I said the bet I was mentioning the scene in chapter 2 when Kiba asks naruto if he's in and he said "yeah" before he adding that he's going to get a new girlfriend, speaking about Hinata. This saddens me a lot and its in the back of my head every time Naruto and hinata have a moment together because it will not ending well. I would have been more fine about it knowing that hinata wasn't leaning on naruto so much after the years of abuse from her father.

I hope im more clear this time and I want you know that I'm sending you a ton of energy for your ideas and next updates 😊

Ah, I see. I had to look up Harry Styles though, lol. Never heard of him before. Maybe I'll take a peak. I love good angst.

Hopefully I'm reading your ask right, I think you're referring to Naruto scheming to use Hinata at all is what's bugging you, and for sure you are so right, poor Hinabunny doesn't deserve anymore drama. She's had more than enough in her life.

Naruto didn't agree to Kiba's disgusting bet, but the other things he's doing are really bad too😔

Thank you for the energy!😤💪🏽💕

[renisfan]

Since book 7 ended I made a tier list just for fun

Ginnungagap isn't included in the maker yet but she'd be either fine or exist

Book ranking would be 6>=3>>>4=5>>2>>>>>7>1 but book 7 really is only saved by that book 1 didn't actually have a story

Alfonse's Savage Boar arc and Vero's Azure Moon arc sealed their position at the top. TL;DR they're both mitris 🥺 (but still lower than the actual mitri)

Never talked about it before but I love Letizia too for her silent but fierce hatred. Her insidious plan, the little acting she put up in front of Vero, her pathetic downfall and the last stand she kept for herself are all <3

Bruno got extra points for his exploding shirts 💯

Embla is held down by that her backstory and her action isn't well connected logically imo and the little bit of uwu sobfest from Vero but at least her backstory is good and I like her lines before the last battle.

Laegjarn has fallen off a bit especially with the weird trend of pairing her with Fjorm but her character is neat anyway.

The fairies are cute as a group although I don't understand why they simp for Freyja that hard.

Ymir & Freyr kinda feel like "they exist" too due to lack of story presence but I like them a bit more than those in the exist tier.

Otr and Eitri got their own tier for their yandere and meme power 🤪

Helbindi is a good guy but it cancelled out with my dislike to his design sorry 😔

Njordr is like the opposite case where he could easily move up 2 tiers for his art alone if his existence isn't just Man BaD™

Reginn could have gone 1 tier higher if not for the part where she went "Yay Dagr will take care of my country so I can stay with the summoner a bit longer!" RIGHT AFTER SHE JUST SWORE TO BE A GOOD KING AND AFTER WE LEARNED HOW HER COUNTRY HAD FOUGHT FOR INDEPENDENCE FROM JOTUN?? Like seriously???

Kvasir is a lot more tolerable than her older selves but the uwu is still there and they're the same person after all so unfortunate for her 😔

Heidr is a good kid who deserved better but her lines are so full of cringy fan services I just can't 😩

Nerpus seemed okay at a glance but the more I think about her actions the less sense they make. Especially how she knew things will go wrong but still gave you the Ar because uwu Sharon is too cute (instead of, you know, actually explain why Njordr bad?), or how she insists that you can't save Kvasir & Gullveig again and again only to later lend power to save them anyway 🙄

But good news even if I have complaints there's isn't a Heroes character I really hate yet, like the Nope tier would still be above Edel tier 😅

[filmbyjy]

OMG! SAME! james was mine too in BTR

Also, I BOOKED THE TICKETS AND REQUESTED LEAVE FROM WORK FOR JAPAN AND SOUTH KOREA

SLAY💅🏻💅🏻 James is so fine, the vocals🤌🏻 the dance😮‍�� need enhypen to seriously cover boyfriend by btr. would not survive if they did. so jay or jake if you somehow see this, DO IT🧌

+ and be careful in Japan since you know the recent news and stuff🥹 but of course mainly have fun at both Japan and korea you deserve it!! (you worked really hard at work definitely deserved)

if you go Korea, you should definitely visit and look at HYBE that mfing building is HUGE like lord, I would’ve snapped my neck if I wasn’t careful. oh oh and cafes!! I didn’t get to go to one but I briefly went to a kuromi/cinnamon roll cafe. they have loads of pet cafes too, I wanted to go but I was tired on that day😪 I think I spent most of my time in the Airbnb sleeping💀

oh god, myeongdong’s food too and you can buy cheap ass albums there too. like 16000 won which is about $18-19 in Australia🧎🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️it is also no wonder my friend came back with two huge ass ikea shopping bags🧍🏻‍♀️had to help her carry it all the way back to the Airbnb😔✋🏻 IN 8 DEGREE WEATHER BTW NOT FUN😭😭

[darkbluekies]

on this blog we hate on Edmund 😔😤 Not worthy of our mercy and dr kry?!!? He's nice and all but fker doesn't even let us meet our family,friends or even live a daily life besides being stuck on a hospital bed so he ABSOLUTELY deserves to get his head bashed with the air purifier and jerry that girlboss needs a good smacking too and silas? Well i guess he's fine BUT ONLY IF he tones his dumbness a lil down and a week in the basement with the fellow roaches and rats to learn how to socialize better.

Also how are you and what happened with the book? I really wanna know!!

First anon

(also is comic good? And lmao someone asked about the insect mouse request and the next thing i saw is the picture of an ambulance💀)

you little shit-

FINE, IF SILAS SPENDS A WEEK DOWN IN THE BASEMENT, YOU'LL FORGIVE HIM. GOT IT?????? NO NEGOTIATION

My book is going well! I'm going to edit it for the third time during my sports break which is in a few weeks!! I'm excited to return back to the world I've created, I love the ten boys in it <3 Afterwards, I'll let my mother read through it and then send it in to a publisher!!

@comicselfpublisher you good??

[thespiritoflife]

hello baby girl!! 🎀

it's been soo long since I talked to you 😭 I have so many asks to answer here that I have literally no time at all to catch up with you !

first of all, I know how you are doing lately, saw your post about your mental health, I am so extremely sorry you have to go through that my honey, no one deserves to be feeling like that especially you because seriously you are that one diamond that deserves all the love and happiness life has to offer ! always remember if you ever literally want to talk to me, you can either on insta or here, baby you don't need to keep it in and I would never judge you

as for me, I am doing alright, have been having fun and reading books lately, recently I went to a mall with my family and there when I checked the book store for some books that I wanted, they weren't there 😭 but it's fine, did have fun there!

hope you do become better soon love, I can't have you sad like this, it breaks my heart knowing you aren't doing good, always remember that I love you so incredibly much! Sending loads of hugs and kisses your way 💌

hope this makes your day/night a bit better and gave a small smile on your beautiful face <33

hello nixie!! my love! ♡♡ i missed so much talking to you! i hope you've been great! 💫

no, don't be sorry, i totally understand that! it's totally okay! i also was busy, that's life 🤗😔

aaah, you're so kind, nixie, i swear! thank you so much for your caring! you have no idea how much it means to me, seriously😭💙 you deserve the love of all world!!! and don't be worried, i hope my mental health will get better soon😭🙏

i am also here for you if you needed me. always!! please, just remember that❤️🙏i also would never judge you!

i am happy you're doing alright, you deserve to be doing A M A Z I N G! i am also glad you had fun! yes, that does suck that books you wanted weren't there! i hope they will get them soon so you can buy them!! 🥺🙏

ah, thank you so much, nixie, for all your love, you're the best🥺❤️ i really appreciate it so much! i hope i will get better too🤕❤️ i love you so so much and i always will!!! you're the sunshine of my life💫🌟

that moodboard is so 💫gorgeous💫!! i love it, i love sea! thank you so much, i am gonna save it so i can look at it!! 🩷🩷

thank you once again, i love you so so much, nixie and also, take loads of care! stay hydrated, stay relaxed and just.. be happy🤗🌷

[hobismilitarywife]

Hello, sorry for coming to you with this but I just. Need to yell a bit. Why do "armys" always ALWAYS leave hoseok behind and choose other members over him literally every time? I keep seeing some voting results, sales results, even the stupid ao3 stats, the way other members keep getting awards but he's always left for the "next time" that never comes. Some of these votings are not important but some can ensure him an award and he's still overlooked even though he's at a sales disadvantage and 10 people can get it but he most likely won't. It happens literally every time, I'm so tired, idk how much he cares about the fact that he's the member who the general fandom always ignores but I can only hope he knows there are soooo many people who genuinely love him. I'm sad tho. I'm not victimising him because he's doing GREAT and getting praised and invited everywhere. I'm just saying the majority of this fandom doesn't deserve him, and never has, probably never will. Hybe too. He's gonna be fine though, I hope he keeps gaining many new fans for himself. 2022 was the biggest blessing for hoseok biased people but also being in the fandom was hell. Sorry for the rant. I love j-hope so much and I hope he has an even better year in 2023.

heyyy and no it’s alright <3 i get which place you’re coming from :( i voted for him a lot for gda but he didn’t make it and i felt so sad because he’s literally attending that award, if we all would’ve mass voted for him then he could’ve easily won but no instead people were more concerned about him taking a bts award home when he himself is nominated 🤦‍♀️ and the same story is going on rn with sma :/ true hobi needs more fans who will vote for him, plus he’s at a disadvantage everywhere because he has very minimal physical sales due to bighit’s wonderful plan for jitb 😒 and so instead of working hard for him, people just give up on him and vote for others saying they have a bigger chance :///// by that logic they’ll never vote for him 😔 but yeah it’s whatever, hobi is booked and busy and we his fans shall always vote for him :’)

[bookipsies]

How many nights do you think end with Adolin/Shallan asking each other, as they always do, “should we ask him tomorrow? To be with us? Is it too soon? Also not the right timing we are busy” And they always decide “no we’ll wait 😔 to be responsible”

Meanwhile kaladin is slamming his head into rocks crying wishing he had someone to love him but unfortunately everyone hates him but he deserves it because he sucks so so much who could love him.

Meanwhile at least 70% of Urithuru every single night is filled with people having debates about “who loves kaladin stormblessed more and why it’s me: a ted talk” every night Dalinar shows up to one and is like “I’m disbanding these. It’s me. I love him the most that is my precious boy. I am the proud father of 3 wonderful boys stop talking about my son.”

Not limited to just a human fan club also… the undoubted book club/ religion that has popped up in the singer population about “how that kaladin guy actually is really cool” led by an actual high ranking member of the fused (Leshwi. His other wife).

[Side note: I do honestly believe there will be a chapter in WaT in which either Adolin or Dalinar is going to have to kill Leshwi and they will stand over her corpse and be like “you don’t even know him he is the love of my life my pride and joy keep your paws off of him” unless of course there is a chapter in which Leshwi shows up on Dalinar’s doorstep and is like “it’s about to time to make this family…one member bigger” and Dalinar is like “ahhhh get in here I’ll get someone to make us curry let’s talk about kaladin for 5 uninterrupted hours” ]

Actually probably Azure too is writing a journal as she goes to find Zahel/Vasher and like half the entries are about how sick kaladin is and she wished they would have hung out more.

Fuck it I think the goddamn horse likes him too. Even Gallant is like “holy shit I thought I was strictly Kolinar boys through and through but turns out rules are meant to be broken”

[Second side note: Sanderson you’re making me nervous about how much you’re including the horse in the wacky adventures. It was cute the first few times to be like “wow look at these giant and noble and very loyal horses what a cool concept for a shardbearer to ride” but now it’s getting to “Why do I personally feel extremely protective of Gallant and am invested in his specific well-being as much as I am any of the main characters?” Because if the answer is to kill him I can kindly direct you to fuck off actually. The horse Brandon? That’s sick🤢 .]

I know I know we gotta save the world and all that and maybe have to deal with some interplanetary consequences depending how exactly you save it….but is there not time for kaladin to sit in a beanbag while shallan and adolin spoon feed him soup and he falls asleep under a little blanket adolin made for him out of some of his old shirts. Can we just chill the cosmic war for like, a week, a month? Kaladin is just now discovery therapy and I think it’s really gonna reframe a lot of things for everyone if we all participated.

(Taravangian is not invited. Look I know a narcissist when I see one and therapy is so tricky and sometimes useless for them and Tara’s perhaps one of the top 10 narcissists in literature. Also he made Dalinar sad so what the fuck? Go eat wood chips you freak. Why are you even talking to Wit leave him alone get a job.)

(I know I know your instinct is to say also Moash isn’t invited no actually Moash is pretty open and shut therapy wise. He’s allowing himself to be manipulated into something very harmful to distract himself from the fact that he’s also in love with Kaladin. And Moash that’s so fine it’s not even that gay at this point because everybody in the entire idk…tristate planetary area loves Kaladin. It’s like A Thing. Lean into it please stop doing dumb shit for no reason. My sympathy can only extend so far before you, too, will join Taravangian in the time out circle I call the octagon where I pummel you and him to death via mixed martial arts in front of a crowd.)

Anyway thank you everyone again for attending this nights “why I love Kaladin stormblessed the most : a ted talk” next week Reggie it’s you remember so please have a presentation prepared and turn in your Kaladin art pieces by 7 pm Thursday (but like in Roshar terms)if you do want them to get judged before the breakfast social next Saturday (but like in Roshar terms).

The Kaladin/Shallan/Adolin situation is not a love triangle. It’s a couple who love each other and also their very tired best friend while the best friend is oblivious. Every single time I read about Adolin worrying about Shallan’s crush on Kaladin, I’m like, Adolin, you also have a crush on Kaladin. That throuple will thrive the moment Kaladin gets an actual vacation and has time to think about things not related to work.