#but that's a yapping session for another time
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Note
ummmmmm excuse me, my dearest fae, you canāt just say this and then not expand???
bounty hunter satoru?? do you think he has a dirty little space ship that desperately needs maintenance and he constantly brings back aliens from trips just so he can play around with them, exploring their bodies till theyāre trembling and whiningā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦
š ā humblest apologies for not explaining myself further alba š (incoming yap session)
imagine in a galaxy far, far away, thereās a place where aliens and humans co-exist. now, about most of the population of aliens appear pretty humanoid, just very colorful skin and hair (pink, purple, green, blue, etc.)
the setting is very much like that of guardians of the galaxy, and gojo satoru is the most notorious bounty hunter there is. i imagine him (iāll try to post a drawing soon) with a lot of cyber tech. his whole outfit would be black and he uses two guns, one with blue led lights and the other red (trying to get yāall to envision.) heād also have his signature blindfold but instead, it comes in the form of cyber tech mask glasses that can dematerialize by pressing a button on the side (kinda like peter quillās.)
he rarely ever misses when he shoots and he always catches the perps (nah, iād win space edition.) and satoru is very serious abt his job (ik shocking but heās gotta make that bag somehow and being a bounty hunter pays really well.) heās very confident to say that nothing is able to distract or deter him from getting it done. but unfortunately for him, he has only one weakness. and that was alien girl puthayy š
see, the problem was, aliens and humans can not reproduce with one another. it wasnāt impossible, it was just against the rules. and by that definition, it also meant that it was illegal to have sex with one another. but letās be fr, itās going to happen whether itās outlawed or not.
the first time satoruās fucked an alien woman, it was at a strip club. as a man, he was curious to what itād feel like to fuck one. and unfortunately for him, it was the best heās ever had. it was his guilty pleasure, the one thing no-one could know about or else, itād risk his job. but it was just too good. and where he used to jerk his cock off to human girls on his ship, now he does it thinking about alien girls. it always has him coming fast, and sometimes, just the thought can have him busting a nut in his pants, completely untouched.
heās never had mind-blowing sex like that before in his life. the man is already a sex fanatic and craves it all the time (it helps him blow off steam), but he canāt cum when fucking regular human women anymore ;( itās cause aliens were far more sensitive than humans, their senses advanced with the ability to feel more. and there was no feeling on earth (pun intended) like rutting into a warm cunt that was eager to suck him in, strangling his cock cuz some alien chick was horny out of her mind, pussy practically drooling all over him.
itād have to be a secret though. and luckily for satoru, no one suspects someone like him, whoās job was to hunt down rogue aliens, to love sloppy extraterrestrial pussy.
satoruās ship is made from the same advanced tech as his suit. it gets dirty from his constant partying and hook-ups. so, when he needs to get it checked cuz some huge beefy alien dude breaks his console during one of his ragers, he doesnāt bring it to the usual repair shop everyone goes to for their space ships. oh no no, he goes to one run by the other species.
there were a lot of hot ladies working there (because sexism doesnāt exist amongst aliens like at least they doing sumn right unlike us š) so, a lot of the times, his ship doesnāt end up fixed at the end.
heā¦ likes to stay and watch them with dark, hooded eyes as they prance around his ship, eager to do their job. every once in a while, heāll put a hand on their hip, letting it linger just long enough before pulling away when he comes over to ācheck on the progress.ā the touch isnāt uninvited, he knows from the sultry gazes and flirty touches that are given in turn that theyāre very much into him too.
itās not long before he has them bent over the console, thrusting into the warm gooeyness of their sticky hole as they mewl and whine for more of his fat cock while he pinches their sensitive nipples ātill they squirm.
theyāre loud, and he loves it. it feeds his ego to know how hungry they are for him, for his cock. aliens were known for multiplying by the dozen, he assumes it has something to do with that. satoruās thought about it before, breeding an alien. it was just a fantasy though, a fantasy that has him spilling his cum inside them on the spot, their needy whimpers begging him to.
that was his routine, catching criminals and fucking alien girl pussy on the side. and when his next mission entails finding some lady who stole some priceless piece of tech that couldāve sold for a lot, he was on board to find you right away (and that had absolutely nothing to do with the fact that you were smoking hot.)
it was easy for him to track you, he was the best at this job after all. you try to flee but he manhandles you against the wall, trapping you with your wrists pinned behind you, his chest up against your back. his warm breath hits your neck, panting from chasing you down. satoruās eyes are dilated, but youāre unable to see with your cheek pressed against the cool metal in front of you.
this wasnāt what you had expected, you were caught so easily! it was a bad idea from the start, but it was either take a leap of faith and end up rich or be broke forever.
the pleas instantly leave your lips, begging to be let go. you didnāt want to go to prison. you were young and had so much to live for! (the two cents in your back pocket š) satoru listened, his cerulean eyes twinkling with amusement and poorly concealed arousal as you went on, swearing how youād never do it again, that he could take back what you stole and forget it ever happened. he contemplated for a moment, choosing his cards carefully, before heās leaning in next to your ear to whisper, āno can do, sweetheart.ā
you shiver, and the atmosphere seems to change around you suddenly at the shift in his tone. a feeling you were all too familiar with stirs in your stomach, your body simply a slave to pleasure (curse your biology!) and the way he had spoken to you just then had you wet in a matter of seconds.
you try to compromise, āiāll do anything!ā it flies out of your mouth before you can even think. and he smirks, like he had been waiting for that the entire time.
āanything?ā
and thatās how you end up getting railed by the human man who was sent to capture you.
āās so fucking goodā fuck!ā, heās slurring by your ear, like he was getting drunk off of pounding into you. the thrusts were desperate, as if he could never get enough of your insides. satoru could stay like this forever, watching his cock slide in and out, stretching you open with his girth. he clings onto you like he never wants to let go, your wrists free and resting on the metal in front of you, the warm puffs of your breath condensing on the cold alloy. strong pale arms covered in high-tech were wrapped tightly around your waist while his hips thrust into you with a hungered fervor.
the tip of his mushroom head hits that spot inside you that has you seeing stars and absolutely gushing around him. he gives you a low groan of approval when you clench, ājusā like that pretty, jusā like thatāā
then he lets you go after blowing a load inside you, leaving you with shaky legs and a throbbing for more. and you totally donāt start thieving more often just so he can come find you and do it all over again.
anyways, that is all i have for space bounty hunter gojo lol āā
#ā åæ#ćā”ć satoru#satoru only feeds his cock to alien girls sorry!! š« #take a shot for every time i said alien#tea party :#@toadtoru#š letters#gojo satoru x reader#gojo x reader#gojo smut#jjk smut#gojo headcanons#jjk headcanons#jujutsu kaisen x reader
126 notes
Ā·
View notes
Text
the fandomās characterization of peri becoming a father to dev will always be interesting to me because where it did it even come from ???
I mean in operation birthday takeback, bro CLEARLY did not care. He honestly seemed so disinterested and didnāt even care when they went into his dadās private office by accident. He didnāt seem care or smile for his godkid when he was happy. Even got a little mean when Hazel made a nice wish for him with the rocket boots (āWell that should keep him entertained for about 10 minutesā or smth like that)
Lost in Fairy World he didnāt really seem to care either??? he really only just wanted his wand and to ālook goodā in front of his godkid and do things his way without his parents interfering. Sort of like how a babysitter wants to look good in front of the family of the kid theyāre looking after if that makes sense.
The only time we ever seen him actually care about dev was in the finale when he said that. But even after fairy world got turned to normal he didnāt really seem sad about dev??? he was just smiling after, seemed genuine too and not a fake one. Maybe itās just me, but if I was a fairy and lost my first godkid, who took over my home, I would be doing anything BUT smiling, even if we won in the end. Peri doesnāt seem like one to hide his emotions easily either (maybe Iām reading into his character wrong)
You could bring up best of luck, which I would say is a fair point, but Iām going to bring back the babysitter/job synonym. Wouldnāt you get jealous of the person that stole your position or place in a work environment after you got fired?? Especially if your rival/enemy took that position?? I PERSONALLY donāt think the jealousy comes from a place of care, but maybe thatās just me.
It could honestly just be the fandomās way of coping since Dev doesnāt seem to have any good people in his life after the finale, but why Peri? I mean if you really want to make one of the fairies a father figure to dev, Iād say the anti fairies more over are his family but thatās IF we have to choose.
Donāt get me wrong, I do think all of the peri and dev being a father son duo is super cute and heartwarming!! I love seeing all of the art and fics of that because it really is sweet :3 but to me, it just doesnāt really make sense and seems more out of character for Peri if anything.
He seems to care more about following Da Rules in my opinion. And while I do think itās important to follow rules, especially when it comes to a job, you shouldnāt rely on them. At a job, you shouldnāt be constantly looking over rules to make sure youāre following them, you might end up tripping over yourself. Thatās what Peri ended up doing.
If I assign the duo as anything, it would be the tired babysitter who just wants to get paid and the kid heās looking after. A dude working a 9-5 at his job he couldnāt really care less about (dev).
I mean (only from his words) he wanted to go into the family business. Not because he genuinely cares for kids, but because itās what his family has done. Heās treating godparenting as work, not stepping into a kids family and genuinely looking after them.
I do wonder if he would act the same way if he had an easier godkid.
BUT!!!! thatās just my thoughts. Iām sorry if I got anything wrong and feel me to correct me if I did !! Also if you disagree with anything that Iām saying, tell me why in either the replies or reblogs !! I would love to hear other peopleās perspectives or opinions.
Thatās it šØ thank you so much for coming to another yap session and I hope you have a great day/night wherever you are in the world <3
#shoutout to tumblr user raccoonnutella13 for inspiring me to write this post#idk whether to tag you or not#fop a new wish#fop new wish#fopanw#fop anw#fairly oddparents a new wish#fairly odd parents a new wish#greenlightfopanws2#dev dimmadome#periwinkle fairywinkle cosma#fop peri#peri fairly oddparents#peri cosma#fop dev#dishie posts#fop#fairly oddparents#just screaming into the void here I guess#please tell me someone gets what Iām saying#really long post#sorry about that#development devin dimmadome#hot take ???#maybe
68 notes
Ā·
View notes
Text
Young Silco x Reader - Modern School AU (not proofread but the Silco brainrot is too real to ignore <333)
CW: SFW, tad bit suggestive near the end.
You two were classmates in high school; one shitty group project together where only the two of you were doing the work was all it took for you and Silco to bond together, mainly from talking shit about the other kids in your group who didnāt do anything.
You visit his house almost every Friday after school, mostly alongside Vander and the two younger siblings down the block. Sometimes, Powder would get you to play house with her, and sheād always coincidentally make you and Silco the parents.
It was awkward at first, but you were too fond of the little prodigy to deny her the joy of seeing you and your friend hold hands.
When itās just the two of you in his somewhat rundown room, however, itās much more intimate, in a sense. Just two teenagers geeking off about their hobbies and theories for the upcoming episodes on the show you both were illegally watching off of some shady website.
You had accidentally turned those short hangouts into sleepovers on multiple occasions, having fallen asleep on his bed after spending too many hours yapping about the rumored messy breakup between the class president and vice president. Silco isnāt too keen on sharing his personal space, but he never had the heart to wake you up.
Other times, itād just be the two of you falling asleep together on the couch while watching Mean Girls, stacked on top of one another like pancakes with abs.
(Vander took a picture once and teased him about it later the next morning, and suddenly Silco was very interested in creating pillow forts between the two of you whenever you went over to continue watching Dexter. Said pillow forts never worked in separating you from his arms, unfortunately.)
During the summer of junior year, after successfully obtaining your driver's license, you drove the group downtown to an arcade you used to frequent as a child.
Powder beat the absolute shit out of everyone at Target Terror, and Vi got an all-time new high score that caused the boxer machine to almost malfunction. Vander managed to talk the staff out of kicking all of you out after that incident.
You tried out the claw machines after a cute whale shark plushie caught your eye, but ultimately failed to obtain the thing (since all claw machines are nothing but scams.) Silco saw how disappointed you were, and attempted at said claw machine, before being let down as well from his failures.
(He bought you a shark keychain for your car keys a week later. Said it was a congratulatory gift and definitely not because seeing you mopey and sad tugged at his heartstrings in a bad way.)
Silco invited you to homecoming during your senior year. It wasnāt a straight-up confession, but honestly, people were surprised that you idiots arenāt already dating in the first place.
You showed up, of course. Seeing Silco without his iconic side bang was sad, but youād be lying if you said him with slicked-back hair wasnāt hot as hell.
The two of you spent approximately twenty minutes in the poorly decorated cafeteria room before sneaking off somewhere else. Ended up sloppily making out in the bathroom before you got caught by some poor freshman.
You giggled like a maniac during the entirety of the drive home, while he cringed and grumble for you to shut up. You continued said messy make-out session the moment your foot went past his bedroom door.
Definitely let you wear his jacket during the school day!!! Even if your styles were opposites or otherwise, heād always leave his cherished leather coat inside your locker first thing in the morning. It smells a whole lot like ink and newspaper.
Silco isnāt the best with PDA, nor is he comfortable showcasing his affection for you or vice versa in any public space, period. Even around your little group, the most heād do is hold your hands, and even so it is kept to a minimum.
In the privacy of his or your room, however? Better be prepared for a shower of kisses and gentle caresses all over your body.
A forehead kiss a day keeps the sadness away, they say.
#silco x reader#young silco#young silco x reader#silco#arcane silco#arcane x reader#i miss my wife tails#i miss that little rat man
63 notes
Ā·
View notes
Note
I just wanna talk about how Aoba would navigate having DID...and how he would do it in regards to like Koujaku..and you're a like-minded individual šŖš¼. Anyways anyways, in all seriousness I do headcanon Aoba has having DID. I'm pretty sure Sly is an alter (and that's another reason why he does go by Sly), and Shiroba could be an alter but I haven't thought about it all too much. I think in a domestic situation Aoba would have to learn to get along with Sly and not like surprise him or whatever because that would definitely make it worse. And while I think Sly got them into a lot of trouble during their teen years, I also see him as sort of the protector of them and of Aoba. I think that Aoba experienced a lot of trauma during his childhood and created Sly, but Aoba was not aware of Sly as an Alter until much much later in his life when he finds out he has scrap. I don't really have a theory yet for why Sly fronted for most of Aoba's teen years but I'm working on it. But I know that whenever Aoba got into his "accident" it kinda threatened Sly a little bit so he backed off of Aoba and just kinda let him be.
As for why I think he also acts a protector depending on the way you look at Sly, is for parts in the game where he fronts. Specifically during Mink's route, when Sly shows up I believe it was a way of protecting Aoba from experienceing further trauma. Sly did not want him to get anything negative from that situation. I do wish we got to see more of Sly in a less-violent light because I genuinely do believe he serves an important role in Aoba's life.
I think once Aoba becomes aware of Sly, he realizes that they need to learn to navigate life together because Sly isn't going anywhere. So this is where his life with Koujaku comes in...hear me out hear me out. I think that like sometimes while the two of them were going about life Sly just starts fronting sometimes and I think he likes to playfully tease Koujaku and just like messes around with him; not in a bad way but in an endearing way. I thinkSly gets jealous of Aoba sometimes, especially when he sees him getting positive attention from Koujaku. And on the other hand, I think Koujaku would originally have a hard time kinda getting along with Sly but after a while he becomes okay with him and realizes that if he truly loves Aoba he's gonna have to accept that Sly is always going to be a part of him.
This part is just kinda fluff but I think after Sly gets to know Koujaku, he's super lovey-dovey with him while he's fronting. So like he'll like to cuddle Koujaku and give him hugs and even pecks on the cheek; he also play's with Koujaku's hair a lot. I think Sly finds Koujaku's tattoos to be very interesting and likes to admire them a lot. I think that's all I have at the moment. Thanks for coming to Yap session.
I pretty much agree with almost everything you said haha
I don't know much much about DID but I've always seen Sly as the protector because like you said he always appears when Aoba's in trouble. Not only being physically attacked but also when he's mentally exhausted as we see in his adolescence and in Koujaku's bad ending. Aoba had experienced loneliness and abandonment twice already at the church, then his parents leaving him, so watching Koujaku go probably provoked him a substantial amount of anxiety and restlessness knowing what it meant and was scared of going back to those feelings. Mixed with actually being lonely, it was basically the cherry on top, making his mind step back to "rest" and Sly taking control because someone had to. Kinda funny that low key Koujaku provoked both of them? lol
I feel like the image people usually have of him, specially if they don't play the true route, makes them think that he comes out when there's violence because he likes it. Which, like, he does, but he doesn't take control because of that, he's just protecting Aoba. Makes me wonder why wouldn't he do the same when Aoba gets kidnapped by Vitrip, other than for the sake of kink I can only think that it would be giving them what they want I guess. It's not like they aren't satisfied anyway so it's ass regardless.
It's really nice to think about Aoba realizing that and coming at peace with Sly. I guess he has two protectors, Sly protects him from outsiders, and Ren protects him from himself. And ABSOLUTELY, I wish we had more of Sly ugh šš
I'm always thinking about all the possibilities on how would Sly behave and interact with Aoba and Koujaku in the good ending and I'm always changing stuff, but as you mentioned him messing with Koujaku and being jealous gets in the mix almost every time. I feel like he'd have a lot of trouble confronting his feelings towards Koujaku and not being able to accept them, specially considering that when he gets to control their body it's mostly in a violent environment, so when he meets Koujaku's tenderness it creates conflict. I've always seen the "them not getting along" in the beginning coming mostly from this, so I think it would be more of a Sly causing trouble thing, although I have to confess sometimes I have trouble with this. As a Slyjaku soldier when I read Slyjaku fics in the trenches many times this conflict was written as some really aggressive interaction based on how much Koujaku would hate him for not being sweet and istg *turns around and cries*. The game's writing didn't do the greatest job and it's so widespread that Koujaku gets angry easily when in reality it was mostly for Aoba's well being.
Considering the advances he does with his trauma throughout their relationship and what he says about "loving Sly" when Aoba "mentions" him he'd have a much better reaction to him. I feel like after the initial shock of knowing that the "arrogant and violent" personality Aoba was talking about was actually a real thing he'd try to get to know him, but he doesn't really know what to act like in front of him because he gets mixed reactions from Sly. He'd give him space to express himself and have time to open up, because it seems like Sly rejects his friendlier advances. He ultimately understands him as a different person so maybe Sly doesn't really want to be with him.
Sly on the other hand was kind of already there (?) when they met so he does have memories of him. I wonder if he'd blame him somehow for leaving. If, like Aoba, he had feelings for him deep down for longer than he'd like to admit. So living a tender, comfortable life makes him feel weird, not having to fight someone for once is weird, he isn't used to it, so he rejects it. Something in him wants it, another doesn't, so his reaction towards it is a mix of both as well. He wants Koujaku's love, he needs it, but he feels like it's fake, that he doesn't deserve it, it isn't for him. Even tho it's his distorted vision, maybe Koujaku's forcing it, but doesn't really feel it, because when he sees the way he acts with Aoba it's completely different. To him Koujaku's always been there, but he just met Sly so of course he's more distant. Anyway I think I'm talking too much and I'm losing track of what I'm writing to be honest.
I have a small hc about Sly and Koujaku's tattoos. Aoba kisses his tattoos and scars to try heal his wounds and his memories because he doesn't want Koujaku to suffer. I like to think that when Sly looks at them instead of feeling sorry for him like Aoba does, the thought that runs around his head is mostly just annoyance about the idea that Koujaku might think about someone else that is not him. So Aoba kisses them to make Koujaku think of his caresses instead of the pain, and Sly would do some Sly thing like disgustingly licking them or biting them so when he sees his tattoos he thinks of him instead of literally anything else because the only thing that should be filling his thoughts is Sly ā or something like that
#ask#dmmd#koujaku#aoba seragaki#dramatical murder#aoba#kouao#koujaku dmmd#sly blue#slyjaku#crazy username btw and also it's true
19 notes
Ā·
View notes
Text
Headcanoning Iceland and Denmark's relationship is so hard because in the manga and anime they're super duper close, but whenever I see their relationship in fanon it's always kinda distant. I see them having a father son relationship. Iceland being Denmark's favourite because they were together for huge chunks of their life. They've rarely been separated for very long periods of time and have always been there throughout the hard times. Now, I know what a ton of you are going to say, so let me just say this.
I know that during all of Iceland's hard times, Denmark as a nation was very negligent of their colony, but I don't believe that to be the case for Denmark's human representative. I think it would have eaten him up from the inside to watch Iceland in that state with the knowledge that as the representative of a nation, he can't go against a decision of his boss, no matter how much he personally opposes it.
Every time I make a headcanon about Denmark loving Iceland I always get an ask to the tune of 'oh back when Iceland was a Danish colony things were actually terrible, so that means Denmark hates Iceland' alright, I get it, but I'm not talking about the actual countries. You guys do know this is a hetalia blog, yes? This isn't a dig at anyone, I just personally don't like it.
This also applies to the Nordic countries being a little distant with one another in real life. I know you want everything to be 100% accurate, but again, you signed up to read a hetalia blog.
It's especially bad with Iceland because every single time I make a headcanon about him being close with another Nordic (usually Norway) I get an ask talking about some 'Norwegians actually don't care about Iceland' sir, respectfully, I am basing my headcanons off the anime.
It sucks the amount of times I've changed a headcanon just because someone didn't like it. I'm pissed at myself for changing my own headcanons because I didn't want people to comment on the accuracy.
Anyway, as always thank you so much for attending the yap session, sorry this one got a little negative.
15 notes
Ā·
View notes
Text
Okay part 2 of yap session
Side note I'm thinking of doing another version of rose and Hugo's boards for the play versions I was thinking of the movie actors when I did these so I might make another because more poc rep for me but anyways
Rose Granger-Weasley
She loves taking pictures of her friends and family. She has tons of pictures all around her room she's really big on love no matter what kind. I think she's in quidditch and really likes it she always gets pumped before a game jumping around and cheering. If crooshanks is still kicking rose definitely has that cat now but if not she has a cat that looks similar. She definitely loves the outdoors and sits next to ponds and takes it all in. While she is Hugo puts flowers in her hair. She also likes calico critters and is the only one except Albus that knows that Scorpius likes them too
Hugo Granger-Weasley (HE'S MY BABY)
He's a very quiet person and loves to listen. I think he's a lot like Ron loves the same stuff. He's very Ron coded but also Luna coded (autism and yes again I'm self projecting). He's also in quidditch as the beater and he enjoys it a lot he'll get excited about it and will jump a bit and clap quietly next to rose. He collects all sorts of trinkets he has a little treasure chest full of stuff and jars on shelves too. Loves graphic novels he'll read them all day. He also loves to play chess especially with Ron they'll sit there and play for a couple or few hours either quietly or giggling and making jokes, Ron always knows how to make Hugo laugh. He also has a little fox that Ron let him take home after they found him lost and covered in mud, Hermione was absolutely speechless when she walked into the bathroom to see them giving a fox a bath. He still goes into room and Hermiones room and sleep in the bed at night sometimes and lay right in the middle. He also loves to cuddle up next to Hermione or lay on her while they watch movies or sometimes she'll read or she just talks and he'll listen, he loves to listen. He definitely came out to Hermione during one of these moments and she just kissed him on the head and went "yeah?" And he said yeah and she said that's okay love who you want to love (strictly mlm btw). He's a huge cuddle bug and loves affection from his loved ones but doesn't like other people touching but he's a little too nice to ever say it unless they ask him if it's okay then he'll say he doesn't like it
Roxanne Weasley
She definitely needs reading glasses and all her cousins poke fun at it in a loving way of course she laughs along and chimes in a joke every time. She swears A LOT. And of course her parents don't mind they even find it hilarious. Molly found a cat wandering around right before they came to visit and Roxanne BEGGED for the cat and she did I'm fact take him home. She loves to bake she does all the time and George LOVES it he eats that shit up like his life depends on it. I think they definitely have a muggle television and she loves movies like 10 things I hate about you. She'll bake then watch movies and eat. If Hugo is over he'll join and watch movies he really likes to sit and watch movies with her and probably lays his head on her shoulder while they share a blanket
Fred Weasley II
Now he's a menace and no not in the way Fred and George were but he's a menace in the way James Potter would be if he was born in a modern muggle world. He loves jumping over shit and basically doing parkour type shit. He's a walking ADHD symptom. And when him and Roxanne are out in public omg do people hate to see them coming because they're running all over the place and pushing each other and giggling while they casually run each other over with shopping carts. He loves to skate board, that's his main way of transportation. He loves board games and he collects old game pieces sometimes making the pieces into necklaces, especially with monopoly player pieces. He definitely carries his keys on a carabineer on his belt loop or lanyard that he sticks in his pocket. He also loves hot chocolate or really any kind of chocolate. He also has a dalmatian, he just brought one home day and said he found him and George can't say no to keeping pets because where are they going to put them outside? Hell no
Guys I love the sisters coming up so much and idk why they're just iconic on my brain
Molly Weasley II
She's such a bad ass i love her she's an icon. She loves cherry red and she sure as hell does rock those sunglasses in that color. She'll put them on and put a cd into her CD player that she just thrifted and covered in stickers and she'll dance around the room taking pictures and singing without a single care in the world. She definitely smokes a bit and if it's a brand she doesn't like she'll eat strawberries or cherries to get the taste out. And no she won't just get a new pack because that's wasteful and she loves the planet. Definitely gets her nails done and wears those cunty rings. She has to flip men off at least twice a day. Has a big rottweiler that looks scary ass hell to other people but he's just a big sweet heart he wouldn't hurt a fly and he is SPOILED. She's also some brand of wlw come on that's not a straight woman
Lucy Weasley
First off her and Molly are inseparable they hang out all the time. She has a cassette player she carries around everywhere and has a bunch of cassettes. Her and Molly will go shopping for CDs and cassettes together. She loves to ride the subway especially at night where she can just sit there and listen to music while it's empty and Molly is across from her reading a book. She loves funky rings and jewelry especially homemade ones from those Etsy scoop shops. She's definitely an indie girly and yes her Pinterest is heavily indie and earthy. Paints her nails she doesn't like to get them done she'll go in with molly and paint her nails herself while she's sitting waiting for molly to get done. Also has a big dog, a cane korso, that's also a sweet heart and her and Molly's dogs are basically brothers and sleep together all the time. I'm such a strong believer in these girls having big dogs, they walk down the street like icons with their big ass dogs and everyone is just like wow these girls are insane and yes they absolutely are and it's the best thing ever.
But anyways that's all I have for now if you guys have any suggestions of characters feel free to lmk and I'll try and get to them!!! Thanks for reading my yap if you did I just love to share my silliness and hope to find people that think the same or like me :)
Chat I keep thinking about Harry Potter next Gen and I just want that fandom to be as good as the marauders please can we build it šššš
I WILL start building it myself I already have headcannons
#harry potter next generation#harry potter#harry potter and the cursed child#albus severus potter#scorpius malfoy#scorbus#delphini riddle#victorie weasley#teddy lupin#louis weasley#dominique weasley#lily luna potter#james sirius potter#the maruaders#regulus black#james potter#lily evans#sirius black#remus lupin
36 notes
Ā·
View notes
Text
mckraken 'human' form. is this anything i know yokai just use generic npc designs in the games when they're disguised but i don't give a fuck, i want a weird guy who sits by the river and vaguely hints that the ghosts are gonna Get You
#yokai watch#mckraken#the squidiot#<3#he has vitiligo because i usually draw mckraken with little white flecks on his skin which is related to a whole other headcanon thing#but that's a yapping session for another time
38 notes
Ā·
View notes
Text
(wip) trying to get back into the swing of things
#wip#terracottaart#ethoslab#bdoubleo100#might delete later#rambling session: i've been truly so busy lately that i haven't had the chance to make art for myself#which has made everything i draw incredibly stiff and uninspired-- so im now trying to stretch some of those old muscles again orz#i really hope to make some wild life art soon!!! but i have kinda have to remember how to draw again lol#another block i have with art is also the pressure i feel to make a āmasterpieceā every time i draw/post#so im trying to get better with that too u_u#kore's yapping
148 notes
Ā·
View notes
Text
had to do poster making as an exercise and the theme was superheroes, so of course i drew mr. vengeance for itš¦
#this isnt the poster version ofc its just the drawing i did for it on its own#im not that happy with the poster version but i had a lot of fun drawing this and thats all that matters to me <3#im not a graphic designer anyway im an illustrator at heart. and my illustrator heart is super happy how this turned out#i dont think i ever mentioned it here but i love the batman 2022 its one of my favorite movies of all time :)#thats a yap session for another day though ill talk abt it in a post separate from this. maybe#allyart#the batman 2022#batman#bruce wayne#cw // eye strain#putting that just in case bc i know the red shows up super saturated on some screens and the contrast with the black is a lot#its like blindingly red on my phone but its fine on my laptop LMAO#anyways ill be going now šāā”ļø
137 notes
Ā·
View notes
Text
I hate when people treat Nico like theyāre like, one of those stupid caricatures of people with social anxiety, bcs theyāre not!! Iām like, 90% sure one of the big points of their character is that theyāre not like that šš sick and tired of the entire idea that āintroverted people = shy little baby that needs protection 24/7ā. Like I feel like that criticism of their character is totally invalid, bcs obviously, they know how to stand on business ā¼ļø most of the time
117 notes
Ā·
View notes
Note
Okay I saw more of your art and had to come back (if itās okay)
Maybe this timeā¦.King Marty? Like in a kings outfit with the septor
and crown and stuff? Idk
no problem at all! i'm just happy you enjoy :D
anyone with any remote knowledge of historical dress from any vague period or region please avert your eyes.
#im having a real doc brown crude model moment here over the fit LMAO.#marty mcfly#bttf fanart#bttf#back to the future#not Exactly what you asked for? i could not bear to draw the fancy stick alas. and it's more of a prince vibe than a king vibe#bc if this guy held any sort of significant position of power something would combust#ik it's a silly doodle but of course i gotta make up some context bc that's part of the fun. YAP SESSION WARNING#i was thinking that doc and marty were dicking around somewhere in a place and period of time with a monarchy. for Science#and for one reason or another he ends up getting mistaken for royalty or something. may or may not be related to how straight his teeth are#so they drag his ass back to the palace and marty has No Fucking Clue what's happening. meanwhile doc is on the verge of a stroke#i think it would be really funny if some princess got infatuated with marty and now he has the plot of the first movie on his hands again#except instead of him ceasing to exist it's like. the entire history of a country#so doc's trying to get him out of there and marty's trying to let this chick down gently bc he doesn't want her to like. kill him or smth#and also there's probably a tannen thrown in there too bc why the hell not#i don't even like royalty aus that much for this fandom but somehow i've got a decent amount of thoughts about this LMAO.#you asked for a silly doodle and somehow it came with a whole fic idea too. whoops#anyone want to take this idea and run with it feel free to#kit does an art#kit yap session#<- bc of the sheer amount of tag on this
32 notes
Ā·
View notes
Text
GUESS WHO PLAYED HUMAN CONDITIONS DLC??? MEEE š£ļøš£ļøš£ļøš£ļøš„š„š„
Only 1 mission tho, im still playing the bad blood DLCā ļø
Also my Aiden figure arrived so take this skit/shitpost or whatever u call it
#watch dogs#watch dogs 2 fanart#watch dogs 2#wd2#Marcus Holloway#Jordi chin#marcus wd2#marcus watch dogs#jordi chin fanart#fanart#traditional art#just a doodle but I tweaked it since I did it with no memory#apologies for any inaccuracies this was done during an English class#alright now onto tagging the video#wrench watch dogs#wrench wd2#reggie blechman#reginald blechman#wrench#aiden pearce#skit#I have another as well from when my wrench figure arrived if u want that too#ALSO AIDENS FIGURE IS SO SHORT COMPARED TO MARCUS AND WRENCH šš#also Tfw Jordi snipes your jumper when ur tryna stealth#ISTG HE SNIPED MY JUMPER TWICE; ONCE WHEN I TRIED TO USE IT AND A SECOND TIME WHEN I TRIED TO USE A CRANE#heās so silly in watch dogs 2 makes me all the more excited to play bloodline when I get to it#the fact that I finished Stars and Stripes just amplifies that excitement#I took a lot of effort to film the skit#mostly because the backdrop kept falling and I had to use a sticky note to keep it in place#anyway yap session over
22 notes
Ā·
View notes
Note
Will we ever meet Bobby JR in Person?
Because I have no Idea how to draw him since I don't know how tall he is or how old he is.
Like is he a 5 or 6 Year Old Kid?
Is he born just a Regular Child or born a Prodigy?
And will he like Bear Toons? Since he Love anything related to Bears?
Like he will go crazy that any Products like Food and Toys including Clothing that has a Bear on it.
I can't properly answer any of these, since I'm not apart of the team or anything, so everything I say after this is purely speculation and/or just random thoughts. I assume that, even if Bobby Jr is not added physically into the game, he'll be mentioned plenty of times (especially around April Toons with Thomas's dialogues). Especially if Crystalline is added to the game, since it's been established that the entire Cyger family has some issues going on. As for height, you can kind of estimate his height based on this photocard of him and the Chairman. He's shorter than the Chairman (who has an ingame model that can be compared to other managers). I assume he's at most half of Chairmans height. Do NOT leave him outside with a giant hawk. He's very obviously a child, I always imagine an age that's somewhere in the early-middle of elementary school, like maybe 7 or 8? Truthfully I only assign age ranges to characters, not specific numbers, makes it easier. Either way, I can't see him being in middle school yet.
I think the idea of him seeing a bear toon and getting really excited would be kind of funny. He ends up having to be dragged away by Robert.
#clemask#clemspaint#i do think the idea of stuffed animal bears existing in tt is a really funny idea#i dont think its meant to be looked into that much because stuffed bears are incredibly common#but with the knowledge that bear toons exist. its kind of like having plushies of random people in my opinion#again. not meant to be looked into like that i think but its really really funny#idk i dont have strong opinions on a lot of characters so im sorry if this is kind of an unsatisfying answer#i like basically all of the characters but theres like a handful that i get really excited about and those are the ones i usually have more#ideas/hcs for.#bobby jr is fun though. i think the entire cyger family drama is super interesting#i really like how the more invested robert is to the corporation- the more his family is seemingly drifting apart#thats an entire yap session about how I believe the corporation affects both toons and cogs . and how clash portrays it#but that can be saved for another time.#I do like how the business talk also ends up affecting Bobby Jr#His distancing from Thomas. The āits an investmentā comment. you all get what i mean#these tags are probably a bit all over the place sorry. its like theyre all connected to one big point in my mind but the point requires a#yap session to clearly get across what i mean. so now im trying to hit some of the bulletpoints without actually addressing the main idea
20 notes
Ā·
View notes
Note
what made you love kazuha and sethos?
good timezone to you anon !! ą«®ź°ą¾ą½² ć¤Ė `āøāø ź±ą¾ą½²į
incoming yap fest chat www
zuha has always been my favorite character ever since he was first teased (so like back in 1.8)! apart from being the greenest flag in existence, kazuhaās entire character/story has always been close to my heart. heās someone who despite having many difficulties in his life has learned to persevere through it all whether thatās letting go of things from the past or learning to appreciate what the present offers, heās always looking ahead ( someone i myself aspire to be and honestly look up to in a way )
and goodnessā¦ donāt even get me started on how the summer event/iridori festival made me fall in love with him even more!! hoyo stop gatekeeping his story behind limited events >:(
sethos on the other hand was more-so of a recent development actually! itās funny actually because i initially was more neutral about his character when he was first teased but the moment we started getting more content/info about him i went a complete 180 and became head over heels for this man
not counting the fact his voice and design is a 10/10 ( i actually love his eng voice so much pls ) his personality honestly just makes me giggle so muchši cannot tell you how many times iāve listened to his in-game voicelines and laughed heās soā¦ AUUGH yk? i think he also bares some similarities to zuha which may be why i like him so much >.< also heās a green veggie hater like me so š¤
#ć šŖšÆš£š°š¹ ā¦#my two faves and yet there is so little content of them to indulge on here fic wise like.. im actually devastated </3#but you know what they say if you want something done right you just have to do it yourself hence me being here#he wasnāt included in this but kinich is also slowly but surely making his way onto the podium alongside these two hehe#but thatās a whole other yap session iāll save for another time www
10 notes
Ā·
View notes
Text
God is really testing how much I want to live to see mcr this weekend because god damn. Today alone.
#starting Monday off strong with not eating for 24 hours#then having a 6 hour studio session for a project that had me in tears for how much I hated it and doing it on Tuesday#and today we had TWO LOCKDOWNS 8 hours apart for TEO SEPERATE THINGS#with a confirmed death for the first one and a stabbing for the second#and I have another project I hate due on Monday#and I just need it to be over I need it to be over#I miss my dogs I want my dogs. I want to pet my dogs not listen to people speculate#on a death we have no details about#Iām straight up not having a good time. mcr I stg. be good or itās over#vent post#yapping tag#personal
2 notes
Ā·
View notes
Text
Yippie !
#world of horror#world of horror game#hi guys I really like this game. if you couldnāt tell#I still need to get some of the mystery endings though actuallyā¦ik how to get them Iāve just been lazy abt it š#I was so locked in on the achievements I didnāt even gaf about getting all the endings LMFAOO#Iām only missing two or three I think#ANYWAYS#shoutout to world of horror š£ļøš£ļøš£ļø#OH ALSO#(spoilers upcoming)#very glad to finally have kana unlocked they are so awesome#and the fact that they canāt die via loss of stats is a really cool feature !!#it surprised me at first bc I wasnāt paying attention#and then they rejuvenated and I was like ???#OHH THAT REMINDS ME#I got two or three achievements via glitches LMFAOO šš THANK YOU GLITCHES FOR WORKING IN MY FAVOR ???#I think it was during the challenges where you have to complete the run#and I was on the last level of the lighthouse#and then died š#BUT if you spam click it still gives you the achievement and counts it as a win. for some reason#or at least thatās what happened to me#a glitch did work against me once though when it made my doom counter spike completely mid-run?? for some reason??#my stats were completely fine. literally nothing happened the doom counter just completely filled up all at once. randomly#very weird & I still cannot figure out why or how that happened šš maybe it was some side effect thingy that I wasnāt paying attention to#okay anyways#yap session over#OH WAIT there was also another time where I reached the end of the doom counter and it still let me play through the entire run#and let me win#lmfao#okay NOW the yap session is over. fr this time
3 notes
Ā·
View notes