#(spoilers upcoming)

[egophiliac]

2025 is the year of the DRAGON SLIPPERS

[amygdalae]

Laios living out an autistic person's nightmare scenario and he doesn't even know it yet.

[gertritude-art]

i watched and enjoyed the new fionna and cake series

[whitedarkmoonflower]

They know how to have fun 😅 // The White Lotus S3E5 ↳ Arnas Fedaravičius as Valentin & Julian Kostov as Aleksei

[cheekinpermission]

WHO IS THIS MAN??

[gothwineaunts]

Well, well, well. Look who it is. 🕰️

[floweroflaurelin]

Huevember day 10: The Patron

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Let’s do terrible and beautiful things.

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I’M STILL REELING FROM LAST NIGHT’S EPISODE I had something totally different planned for Day 10 and I shoved it to the side and made this instead. Shaking and screaming,, I’m just lucky the colour of Delilah’s influence is green…. Losing my mind over here

[taeiris]

okay so lets start considering mike wheeler with a gun too now

[silvertherogue715]

Made a spoilers warning JUST in case someone scrolls without meaning to ( I felt bad for not including one last time :( )

Anyway more art/doodles of the O' Medusa fic by @naffeclipse

These are not in order at all but if you know then you know lmao

love shitposting edit: Previous art 1 - Previous art 2

[nuefass]

practicing optimus for the next valveplug comic

[its-no-biggie]

so we know that orv is basically kim dokja's self insert ways of survival fix-it fanfic right. and we know that his narration is coloured by his interpretation of the characters and the way he sees not only the real world, but also the world of ways of survival. anyway can we talk about how his self insert happy ending fanfic involves him working closely with the protagonist, his favourite character ever, and he spends a good chunk of it thinking - despite all evidence to the contrary - that yoo joonghyuk doesnt care about him. he thinks its out of character for yoo joonghyuk to like him. he thinks its OUT OF CHARACTER for his FAVOURITE CHARACTER to LIKE HIM. im going to be sick

and it has to do with the way he conceptualizes himself as a "self insert" - he doesnt consider himself a person yoo joonghyuk would care about because he doesn't consider himself a person yoo joonghyuk interacts with. it's about the divide between a character and a real person..... if a new character that could rival yoo joonghyuk's strength showed up in ways of survival, proved himself trustworthy, and did everything he could to make sure yoo joonghyuk didn't die, of COURSE yoo joonghyuk would begin to trust that character - especially in the early regressions. but kim dokja isn't a character. he's manipulating the story from the other side of the fourth wall - he's not someone yoo joonghyuk can have a relationship with. (almost like the oldest dream..... ohhh my god. head in hands.) of course we aren't companions - he's a character and i'm a real person. they're incarnations and i'm a constellation. they're all real people and i'm a character, written and sold by my own mother. theres a thick wall between us.....

and why would you conceptualize it that way kim dokja. why would you tell a story where all the characters get a happy ending but you arent a character. why does your idea of a good story involve none of your companions caring about whether you live or die. kim dokja i am knocking on the wall

[egophiliac]

bring your son to work day

[ver-lecstappen]

Max: charles.

Charles [rolling eyes]: what do you want?

Max: do you jerk off?

Charles: ????

Charles [refuses to ask]: yeah, sometimes

Max: I see...

Max: how much do you charge?

Charles: oh shut the fuck up-

[tremordusk]

Single Mom x Teacher AU

Rio, on her laptop: *looking up Agatha Harkness online*

Rio, drooling over the search results: Oh mommy

Nicky: Mommy?

Rio: Yes, mi hijo?

Nicky: Is that my teacher?

Rio: Go upstairs, Nicky, mommy needs to take care of something

Rio, waits til he is safely upstairs then proceeds to masturbate right on the couch—

[arrgh-whatever]

[concretejunglefm]

This with Noah? Priest Noah? VA Noah describing that in ome of his audios? Virgin Noah? All of them???

Naturally, I can’t choose just one, so we’re going to do them all 😚

CW: mentions of fingering (f receiver)

NSFW'ish below the cut 🔞 Minors DNI.

𝐍𝐨𝐚𝐡 : “Oh my God, look at you taking my fingers so well.” Noah groans as his two long, slender tattooed fingers slide back into you, curling deeply within your tight cunt, causing your hips to buck each time he presses against the soft spot behind your clit, his thumb moving perfectly in sync with them. “You’re so fucking wet for me, aren’t you, baby?”

You can only nod softly, your lips parted in a moan, as the saliva from your previous kiss lingers on them, keeping him connected to you, his forehead pressed against yours.

“I need you to cum for me soon, baby. I have a show in a few minutes, and you don’t want me to leave you without cumming all over my fingers, do you?” Noah whispers, his voice soft yet teasing.

And he’s right, you don’t want that.

Right now, he has you sprawled out on the small dressing table in the green room, his fingers skillfully buried inside your pussy while his thumb circles your clit, intensifying the tight coil in your stomach with each deft motion. His free hand threads through your hair, as he pulls you back into a passionate kiss, his mouth hot and ravenous, and his tongue immediately seeks entry, which you eagerly welcome.

𝐏𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬𝐭!𝐍𝐨𝐚𝐡 : Noah is acutely aware that his breath is louder than yours as you sit straddling his lap. His gaze is fixed down between you, intently watching as his fingers slide into you, gasping at the very moments you do. Two tattooed fingers disappear into the depths of your warm, tightness, feeling how your walls squeeze around him and his cock twitch in his slacks, at the thought of you wrapped around him like that.

You’re concealed in the sanctuary of his confessional, but your time is running out. You sought him out for solace, begged him with desperation, and he—as always—had been more than willing to comply, to satisfy any desire you may have. Like a dog on a leash, you seized his rosary and he followed, into this place where you continue to hold him close, his rosary wrapped around your hand. The cross is pressed tightly in your closed fist, bound to leave an imprint, but you’re too far gone from the sensation of his fingers, and he’s too engrossed in witnessing the act of you taking them to care.

When you pull him in for a kiss, it’s ravenous and messy, your tongues colliding with an insatiable hunger. He’s never felt this needy before, and you’re becoming his greatest sin. Gluttony surges through his veins because he never feels satisfied, never believes it could or would ever be enough. His greatest sin, the one that drives him to seek the thrill of an audience that can only hear what’s happening, is his newfound pride, which is being satiated now, with your solo audience on the other side of the booth, who can hear all of your moans and how well Noah is pleasuring you.

𝐕𝐀!𝐍𝐨𝐚𝐡 : “Fuck, that’s it, baby. Just like that.” Noah groans, the wet sounds of his fingers pumping deeper into you, pairing with the high-pitched sounds he makes as he remarks on how you’re taking him. “God, look at you, taking my fingers so well. It’s as if you were meant to take them. Fuck.”

“Oh, you like that?” he croons, and you can hear his smirk, his breathing becoming more panted. “You like when I rub your clit like that? When my fingers are deep inside your tight little pussy? Yeah, you do.” He smirks.

“Fuck it, come here.” He grunts, moving closer to the microphone, and you hear the wet mouth sounds and the soft, muffled moans he lets out as he emulates kissing you—not just kissing, but making out, completely sloppy, the sounds growing louder in your ears before he pulls back.

“You look so beautiful like this, your lips all swollen, saliva dripping from them, moaning so pretty while you try to fuck yourself on my fingers.” He purrs. “Go ahead, I know you want to. Make yourself cum on them. Be a good girl for me.”

𝐕𝐢𝐫𝐠𝐢𝐧!𝐍𝐨𝐚𝐡 : Noah has been so good—incredibly obedient—eager to follow your instructions. As the kiss deepens, your fingers curl into his long hair, tugging on it playfully. As you lose yourselves in the moment, the kiss becomes more sloppy and passionate and you feel his fingers curling deeply into you at the knuckle, prompting you to arch your back off the bed and let out a moan into his mouth.

This entire experience had been about teaching him how to make you feel good, how to pleasure you with his fingers and tease your clit simultaneously. Now, you’re lying on the bed, nothing more than a mere puddle with how he effortlessly plays with you, and as his thumb applies a bit more pressure to your clit, a whine escapes your throat.

When he breaks away from your mouth, your eyes flutter open, seeing how swollen his lips are from the harshness of your biting in between, as well as the string of saliva which keeps you connected. He stays close to you, turning his head just enough to look down between your thighs, marveling at the way you take his fingers both with such an ease, but especially for how deep they fill you. If he keeps going it won't be long until you’re coming apart around them.

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