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started season 2, took one (1) look at mulder and went NO PLS HIS WHIMSY. ITS CRITICALLY LOW.
#txf s2:e1#hey scullys just like me fr#she took one look at him and went#GOD NO PLEASE. NOT MY WIFE. NOT MY POOR POOR MALEWIFE#plus the little head scratch/hair ruffle as she was leaving the lot#they’re the og loverboy and hatergirl#except he’s a little bit being the og haterboy rn#but that’s on the government promise
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just to be completely clear, the amount of military power and political influence Israel has has NOTHING to do with its settlers being Jewish. Israel is a force for American & European interests in the region and they're just doing what America does and allows/encourages its close allies to do.
war crimes aren't considered war crimes when someone America finds useful is doing them. european and american pushback against anyone criticizing Israeli apartheid & genocide is 100% because these crimes are useful to American & European hegemony.
Governments that are deeply antisemitic, like France, aren't suddenly caring about Jewish people. Jewish people, persecuted the world over, don't hold some kind of hegemonic power outside of Israel.
The state of Israel and its attendant brutal treatment of the locals are both incredibly useful to the US, and American hegemony means we're expected to celebrate both.
not bc they're Jewish. this isn't a break in the pattern of western antisemitism and it's not evidence that antisemitism doesn't exist.
it's just like how you could get fired for saying shit against the US war in Afghanistan when i was growing up. it is 100% about US military and political interests (ok slightly western europe too but lbr)
#this widespread support has NOTHING to do w Israelis being Jewish apart from evangelicals wanting to use them as pawns for armageddon#the primary reason this is all being treated like it's ok is cuz it's useful to the usa#i feel like this post is going to bring terrible ppl into my inbox but i'm gonna leave it rebloggable for now#if our (US+EU) governments push back at all it will be because it stops being useful to us#either because Israel isn't doing this as quickly & efficiently as promised and it looks like Palestine might actually do some damage#or if it otherwise becomes too politically costly by causing too much tension between the US & other nationstates#either allies like Saudi or if states we aren't quite ready to have war w seem to be ready to throw down over it
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alhaitham is one of the best characters genshin has ever created solely because he's just some guy. the laziest man you will ever meet in your life overthrew the government because he didn't want to do more work. a+ writing
#its like if the receptionist at your work suddenly became ceo#yeah man sure overthrowing your government to avoid work wont backfire horribly. you wont become important i pinky promise.#also he lives with sumerus equivalent of da vinci like hello#i love him hes so silly#alhaitham#genshin alhaitham#genshin impact#bones screams into the void
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i will be thinking about this movie for the rest of time
#PLEASE GO WATCH IT#ITS SO GOOD I PROMISE#the wild robot#roz#rozzum unit 7134#using her full government name lol#dreamworks#digital art#fanart#punkk art
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"war on palestine" "war on gaza" "israel palestine war" "israel palestine conflict" actually it's none of those things, it's a genocide and an ethnic cleansing, hope this helps!!
#don't let western media act like this is anything but what it is#don't let them shift the blame#don't stay complicit in the erasure of a genocide#i know so many people mean well but i promise it's not making it better#idc if genocide or ethnic cleansing is harsh or brash or makes people uncomfortable#you should be uncomfortable#you should feel something#and i'm not condoning guilting people into helping or supporting#i'm saying if genocide makes you feel bad then that's good#it should make you uncomfortable#it should sound harsh#fuck israel and fuck western media that continues to try to take away the blame from the israeli government#support palestine#save palestine#palestine news#palestine#gaza under attack#free gaza#gaza#gaza genocide#gazaunderattack#gaza strip#all eyes on rafah#free rafah#save rafah#rafah under attack#rafah#free 🍉#save 🍉#palestine 🍉
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i've finally represented their height difference accurately. i can retire now.
based on this classic
#🐉#the silt verses#VAL thesiltverses#shrue#jart#i promise im working on something else that isnt just these guys again but this is what i have for now. youre welcome.#also their shirts are much greyer than they looked when i coloured them and its pissing me off but im not editing it again#the peninsulan government spent all their money on war saints so their laundry budget is fucked i guess
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I just took a shower and had like 2 dp ideas pop in my head so here's the first one
Danny's parents die (sorrows) so he ends up in foster care- BUT he gets adopted by agent k and agent o (Kevin and Oscar happily married for 5 years)
So danny is working even harder at hiding his identity despite his new parents being just as- if not more oblivious than the Fentons
All the while hes slowly changing their mind about ghosts
Like just imagine the chaos of Danny going "You cant shoot phantom! He promised to paint my nails on Tuesday! Pinky promised! You can't break a pinky promise" and it WORKS
Like agents k and o are a step up from the Fenton cus their house isn't booby trapped and they also aren't as neglectful despite hating ghosts and working for the government
So danny just trolls them with his nonsense as they actually form a family bond
Like these guys actually care for him and even if they're eccentric they're not openly telling him about experimenting on ghosts- in fact they keep their day job hidden from him
Sam and ticker are worried but the giw are known to be incompetent and theyre pretty sure that even if Danny detransforms into his human half in front of them they'd still think it was a prank or smth cus no way would their beloved child be a menace like phantom
IF ANYONE DECIDES TO WRITE THIS PLEASE TAG ME <3333
#giw#ghost investigation ward#agent o dp#agent k dp#agent k x agent o#danny phantom#danny fenton#danny fenton gets adopted but its not bruce wayne#sam and tucker are concerned but jump at the chance to fuck over the government#dp prompt#danny phantom prompt#please dont kill phantom papa he promised to paint my nails!#sorry you cant break pinky promises#put the gun away dad#agent k and agent o are married#they adopt danny#danny can never have a normal family its canon
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Okay, okay. But when you get right down go it, Edmund is just one person. He's not the whole of humanity (or Narnia-anity, as the case may be) - he's just one guy who committed a crime and whose life is therefore forfeit. Aslan takes his place in a direct, one-to-one swap: guilty for innocent. In the process he atones for all sin, but Edmund's the one whose life is being directly saved. The executioner lets him go.
Guys. Edmund is Barabbas.
#maybe this is a slightly out there take but go with me okay?#the Romans let Barabbas go and killed Jesus in his place#in spite of the fact that Pilate proclaimed Jesus's innocence outright#Barabbas was a zealot. he was interested in overthrowing the government#Edmund tried to overthrow his siblings and claim the Witch's promise of princedom#Barabbas was a murderer. Edmund was a would-be murderer albeit unwittingly#idk just something i thought about#i listened to a Tim Keller sermon about Barabbas today and here we are#the traitor who mended#narnia#pontifications and creations
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guys please im literally begging yall to understand that "the gods should have interfered when i was a hurt and scared little kid begging them for help" and "the gods shouldnt be forcing themselves onto mortals by way of colonial incursion" are not contradictory statements. ashton's perspective is flawed and biased due to their own experiences sure but its not hypocritical.
#they grew up believing in a promise and that promise was not kept#they live in a world full of stories of the gods taking pity on the downtrodden and helping them to a better life#and then when they were at their lowest they begged for help and none of them responded#and then the first time they actually saw divine intervention happen it was an angel who tried to murder them#for standing with a local resistance movement trying to push a colonial church out of their town#so now their perspective of the gods is that they are beings who act purely out of their own self interest#and thus only help mortals when its convenient for them#and yknow. some standard 'fuck the cops and the government' flavored punk mentality thrown in#critical role#ashton greymoore#cr3#like yea you COULD boil those two ideas down to 'i think the gods should do more' and 'i think the gods should do less'#but you'd only do that if you were trying to strip away all context and nuance from the actual argument to make it sound like its stupid#to support your Epic Dunk of a character you dislike
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Hey guys. My american friends. Im with you
I know its scary and you feel hopeless but please dont make horrible decisions in the middle of despair. I know how it feels. Things will be bad and its hard to believe in panic but you'll be okay. Your life matters. There are people what love and care about you. I love and care about you
Support and get support from your community. Take care of yourself and others. We can't loose good people
Continue with mundane life. Take a walk. Get new hobby you wanted to try. Hang out with your friends. Calm down
Sincerely, from russia
#us politics#its literally illegal to be queer in russia#and it sucks having an authoritarian fascist & nazi government committing war crimes. especially with the same guy on throne for over 20 yrs#but i promise its not hopeless. you'll live#please live#me talking
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john kramer wouldn’t have missed if he was at that pennsylvania trump rally.
#saw movies#saw franchise#john kramer#hi mr. government if you’re reading this i promise this is a joke 😃
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God I feel you on this. There are so many avenues for people to get sucked into bullshit infighting too.
I s2g every time I engage with trans content my for you feed starts serving me a ton of discourse about intercommunity transandrophobia or w/e and like... if people are being weird about trans men that's worth talking about sometimes, but I get the impression there are corners of the trans community that are doing nothing but scream at each other in some pointless transmasc vs transfem war. Meanwhile I'm sitting here on TERF island, transfem people right beside me, hoping our HRT and shaky legal rights don't get nuked in the next 5 years 💀
I feel like a general online discourse rule should be that if you're putting more energy into fighting your own community/policing language/etc than fighting people that materially affect our lives, something's gone wrong and you're at high risk of radicalisation into bigotry. Or might already be there.
ghhrgh LITERALLY….. like .
from what i’ve seen a lot of this transandrophobia debate came up in response to seeing trans women talk about transmisogyny. my theory is that a portion of tme folks saw that people have been discussing transmisogyny and felt that they were having their unique experiences erased. which, like, look . i get it. erasure is something i’ve experienced kinda my whole life. i understand that it feels Bad to have your struggles downplayed. i had that same worry at first. BUT. we GOTTA be able to examine how your own fears and anxieties and biases may be coloring your perceptions!!! bc yes being trans does not make you immune to transmisogyny!! we live in a transmisogynistic world implicit bias is Going To Happen.
like. transmisogyny is a real thing that happens and disproportionately affects transfems. transmisogyny is not something non-transfem people experience unless they are falsely perceived to be transfem. it is a uniquely transfeminine experience coming from the intersection of being trans and female (or female-adjacent). it is not just a unique kind of transphobia, but rather the intentional combination of transphobia and misogyny.
is this to say that transmascs don’t experience their own unique kind of oppression? no! but it’s not an intersectional oppression and it shouldn’t be treated as such. also, the name of “transandrophobia” just gives off. a really uncomfortable energy. you’re not being oppressed because you’re male. you’re being oppressed because you’re trans. i don’t feel like we need to give this type of transphobia a name because it is just transphobia. similar to how misogynoir is a word but we don’t have a word for the specific type of oppression black men face because that’s just racism. just because transphobia impacts you in a certain way doesn’t mean it’s a special type of transphobia, and really why are we playing oppression olympics in the first place? we’re ALL hurting. can we just like… help each other out? can we stop accusing transfems of like…. deliberately trying to overshadow transmasc issues or whatever? and for the love of god if we have to argue can we STOP misgendering and degendering each other mid-argument.
like. at the end of the day this is all trivial shit because In Real Life we’re being targeted by horribly cruel legislation and social movements. it’s like we’re in a burning house and i’m watching my brother and sister argue over black mold. like yes that’s a problem but i think !!!! we should focus on putting out the fire !!!! like i live in texas. lawmakers have been trying to pass anti-trans bills here for ages, and a couple of them have gone through! i remember being sat down in gsa in my freshman year of high school and having the club sponsors tell us that if a bill that was up for ratification mandating that teachers out their students to their parents was passed that they would do everything in their power to keep us safe. i have to be careful about how i dress when i go to certain places. and i’m not even someone who’s transitioning medically— lord knows what kind of bullshit hurdles people on hrt have to go through to get it. and we’re arguing over what we want to call our oppression? we’re all facing transphobia at the end of the day can we PLEASE fix that instead of dividing ourselves into little easy-to-eliminate factions please and thank you
#ask#lyre#discourse#ughhhh i hate it . that discourse is a tar pit truly#like. just. stand up for the trans people in your life. listen to the trans women in your life#am i saying trans women are incapable of being wrong or making mistakes? no!#we do need to acknowledge though that they have a unique intersectional experience#like as a tranny who passes as female but is also pretty clearly queer. i experience misogyny. i experience transphobia#i do NOT experience transmisogyny because that is explicitly the combination of those two things#i am on both axes of oppression but not where they meet#does that make the transphobia or misogyny i experience any less important? no! but it isn’t transmisogyny#i promise you don’t need to prove your oppression to other trans people. not everything will apply to you and that’s Okay#apologies if this is roughly worded i didn’t think it out beforehand. i simply went#shit like this sows so much division and all that does is make us weaker#like. meet trans people in real life please. for the love of god. remember that you are arguing semantics while our siblings are dying#also shitty government solidarity 🤝 i love looking at the news and going ‘oh god again???’ like once a month at least
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Rewatching act 2.... yeah ISHA WATCH OUT FOR THE CYCLE ISHA!!!!! NOOOOO
#ambessa setting up the logs on a fireplace while literally adding fuel to the fire with cailtyn... subtelty#silco spent his whole life trying to rile the undercity together STUPID JOKE THAT IT IS you have the chance to pull it off#isha is the true revolutionary after all... jinx get up to her level#was jinx scared of having hallucinations when the girl she released was gonna touch her shoulder??? and then she didn't#what i find really funny is that warwick knows how to use elevators and that funicular to the prison#also there is a lot of blood when he appears in the prison.... it was surprising#vander recognizing jinx with the name of powder after she complained about it eariler its just crazy crazy crazy#people commenting that its unrealistic how caitlyn bests vi when they meet in episode 6 as if there wasn't a montage about how she lost her#edge because of alcohol and living like shit.... she's not like jinx lmao....#rewatching so recently is so weird i imagine it is as close as being dr manhattan as i can get it is literally happening all at once#also the people of piltover are so dumb... lets let the government implement martial law and put this 20 something with 0 political#experience on charge with the army of this outsider agent. alright. i can tell you guys dont vote in this oligarchy you know fuck all#well i guess in that case it isnt the people of piltovers fault... just the important families that contribute in this oligarchy...#putting count fagula in charge.... salo is speciallt dumb but we all knew that#katie leung needs awards btw.... and interviews#“do not test this or you will yearn for caitlyn's dungeons” be careful singed my friend vi fell for that and look at her... her dungeons...#vander reaching for isha not jinx.... OR VI.... she just stopped him#“hes gonna kill you” and vi fighting vander to protect jinx.... yeah#and then she trusts jinx and the beast turns into vander... he serves as a recognizing tool for their true selves...#their mom being so worried about how to name vi and then names the second one POWDER kahdksjsk never not funny... also the barber of zaun#when vi joins with jayce she unlocks this loser flop aspect of her mother's inheritance.... two losers joining to maximize their joint flop#also vander kinda giving up this promise to protect the girls instead of bettering zaun... how it puts him in a standstill bc it's either or#like damn there is nothing as undoing as a daughter for reals. she didnt experience that bc she died so now vander has to and here we are#episide 6 starts with the end of the episode when viktor drops that metal piece..... hello..... is this anything#“do you think this place could work” underground utopia.... DYNASTIES AND DYSTOPIA FEAR IS NEVER AN OPTION SO DYING'S NOT A REAL PROBLEM#didnt ambessa suspect anything when they spent loke a full minite staring at each other 😭😭 she's lost her edge...#just like when she clocked sevika but not jinx... when there's a strong butch in the area her radar gets jammed up#and caitlyn leaving her weapon behind... ambessa thought she was gonna fistfight warwick or something#the metal thing falling when viktor dies repeats THREE TIMES WHAT DOES THAT MEAN#watching arcane season 2
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wip wednesday
(but where i got 2k into 3 different projects and dropped them all to write a silly gffa oneshot about the jedi thinking anakin was married to obi-wan)
When Anakin decides that he must tell the Jedi Council about his marriage, the whole thing has painfully little to do with his wife. Really, it’s all just the perfect storm. It’s a series of coincidences and conjoined events so convoluted and instantenous, stacked one on top of another in rapid fire, that Anakin’s head hasn’t even fully wrapped around one before he must begin to process another. And Anakin’s always been pretty great at multi-tasking, but not when it comes to the thornier, immaterial kinds of things. Give him four droids in need of fixing, a pod-engine that’s making a stubborn clurk-claank sound, and a recipe to make for dinner, and he can do it all at the same time. Give him a disappointed former master, a distant, angry wife, and a rebellious padawan, and his brain has a tendency to just sort of stall to a halt. So what it really all boils down to is that Anakin has had a rough couple of days, and he’s spent most of that time sleepless and pacing around his quarters. All because four days ago, they’d gotten word that Obi-Wan’s ship had been shot down in a dog fight on some Mid Rim planet Anakin’s never heard of in his life. Allegedly, the man had been recovered alive and healthy, but the crash must have knocked his ability to answer a kriffing comm call straight out of his master’s head, because Anakin hasn’t actually heard from him since he was downed. It’s been four days in total, three and a half since he was recovered. It’s all bordering on unacceptable, but Anakin knows he can’t personally fly out to Obi-Wan’s forces—if only because he has been assigned duties at the Temple and to leave the planet would be to abandon his post, and he doesn’t want to assume that his master is so bedridden that he can’t get up, yell at him, and drag him by his ear back to the Council. And he would be assuming, because he hasn’t heard from him at all. Which is why he’s here, walking back and forth in the living area of his quarters, from the threshold of the door to the threshold of Obi-Wan’s sleeping quarters. Over and over and over again as his mind spins in circles akin to that of a whirlpool: he’s fine and he’s alive and he’s been found and he’s fine and he’s alive and even if he lost both of his arms, surely he could use his nose to answer his fucking comm but he’s fine and he’s alive or I would have been fucking told about it so he’s fine and he’s—
#obikin#i promise its going to be silly#basically anakin walks in on padme doing a mandatory wartime government training video about how secrets can leave you vulnerable#and your vulnerabilities can be exploited#and he connects that to obi-wan being hurt and also realizes he needs to tell the council his secrets aka his marriage#so they cant be used against him#to hurt his vulnerable spots#aka his master#but work has been hurting my brain the last like 2 days its ridiculous#so this and everything else is slow going
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hey quick because it seems like everyone in this fandom was born in march
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so, ever abuse anyone?
The pension system.
#ask#anon#where did this question come from lol?#also if the government is listening this is joke I promise I have never committed pension fraud lmao
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