#but so are we

[nugget-of-terror]

So, I'm catching up on the Malevolent podcast and someone needs to say it.....

...Kayne just plays with Alternate Realities the way that Tumblr Users play with JPEGs like dolls...

...........................Thank you..................................

[heldentenxr]

i wish people just stopped bringing Ukraine up whenever they talk about Palestine bc it’s always “the world supports Ukrainians because they’re white” and never “both these nations suffer from their oppressors and we’re in solidarity with both”

[mmultifandommultishipper]

When you realize that there are actual Madlyn shippers inside the HSMTMTS universe because of the documentary...

[theresbloodinmymug]

I’m not trying to seduce you…

“… would you like me to seduce you?”

🥵🌋🦇🩸

Meet Kolohe, my non-binary Koa warrior turned biker goth. 🏍️👏💦

They go by she/they and only have a preference when they are most definitely /not/ a she, but are indifferent otherwise. It’s sort of hard to explain the concept of māhū to mainlanders anyway, so they opt out when it’s more convenient and just shrug at any binary nonsense that comes their way. Besides, it’s usually nothing a good chokehold won’t fix…

As a Native Hawaiian and a complete badass, they embody the essence of their past warrior status in their everyday life, working as a supernatural freelancer for anything from espionage to contracted killings. It’s not as honorable as they’d like it to be, and nowhere near as fulfilling as their past occupation, but they mainly use the money to help out their homeland so it’s become an acceptable arrangement over time. Plus, if feels pretty good to use that colonizer cash against itself…

Despite their altruistic nature, they also have a chaotic streak they like to scratch every now and again, especially when out with their problematic bff Taran. You can find them out clubbing or drinking or causing general mayhem together anywhere they set foot, always up for a good time as long as it’s in their favor.

Absolutely here to intimidate and seduce you, they will leave you questioning your entire sexuality while giving you gender envy. No, it’s not optional. No, you will not survive. Probably because they’ve also bit you.

���‍♀️🦇

[artistformerlyknownasbutttrumpet]

no i don't want to use your ai assistant. no i don't want your ai search results. no i don't want your ai summary of reviews. no i don't want your ai feature in my social media search bar (???). no i don't want ai to do my work for me in adobe. no i don't want ai to write my paper. no i don't want ai to make my art. no i don't want ai to edit my pictures. no i don't want ai to learn my shopping habits. no i don't want ai to analyze my data. i don't want it i don't want it i don't want it i don't fucking want it i am going to go feral and eat my own teeth stop itttt

[lrndvs]

compliments from girls go hard

[noodles-and-tea]

Haha… yeah… that’d be crazy…

[elbiotipo]

I think one big reason why we don't consider the stars as important as before (not even pop-astrology anymore cares about the stars or the sky on itself, just the signs deprived of context) is because of light pollution.

For most of human history the sky looked between 1-3, 4 at most. And then all of a sudden with electrification it was gone (I'm lucky if I get 6 in my small city). The first time I saw the Milky Way fully as a kid was a spiritual experience, I was almost scared on how BRIGHT it was, it felt like someone was looking back at me. You don't get that at all with modern light pollution.

When most people talk about stargazing nowadays they think about watching about a couple of bright dots. The stars are really, really not like that. The unpolluted night sky is a festival of fireworks. There is nothing like it.

[galaxyspeaking]

Why can’t we just stay right here?

[suzypfonne]

Before January 2025:

If you are a USAmerican in a relationship that might be affected by legislation that dissolves same-sex marriages, who may no longer be recognized as next-of-kin, especially if you have children, get your rights in writing!

Your marriage certificate may not be enough to prove you have rights to make medical decisions for non-biological children or for a same-sex spouse or partner.

Go to a lawyer, get it spelled out as clearly as possible that you have a voice in emergency medical and legal situations.

[ideologyofone]

Do you think we’re soulmates in another universe?

[ilona-mushroom]

Not socialist in a “I won’t have to work” type of way but socialist in a “I’ll still be working but I won’t be worried I won’t make the rent” type of way. In a “billions won’t be hoarded by one person” type of way. In a “janitors, fast-food workers, child care workers, preschool teachers, hotel clerks, personal care and home health aides, and grocery store cashiers, will live comfortably” type of way. In a “the sick and elderly will be cared for” type of way. In a “no child should work” type of way.

[hauntedhotel]

Me, on the welcome desk in the library: Good morning, how are you today?

Customer: I have welcomed Jesus into my heart and so I am well today and every day.

Me, a little unnerved: Okay then! Is there something I can help you with?

Customer, digging around in his bag and pulling out an iPhone in a box: Unfortunately, Jesus can't help me with this fucking phone, so I came to the library.

[wishcrafted]

ONE OF MY FAVORITE VIDEOS EVER

[stemmmm]

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