#but not together

[celluzu]

Controversial take (?) but I do still think the federation and the code monsters are working against each other.

[heartz4shauna]

she’s staying over tomorrow night yall.. it’s gonna get 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂😏😏 (imma make her watch yellowjackets)

[murdercrowsblog]

Another ship that I absolutely despise:

CANGEL

Yuck.

I would rather watch Cordelia and Connor do it on a 24/7 loop than watch any CANGEL nonsense.

They were like brother and sister!

Yuck!

[levforfakes]

what would happen if i fantasized a lot about a college au west wing fic with josh and his roommate chris who dated amy and their other roommate elliot who i made up and then josh and elliot get together gay style and are literally roommates for the rest of their lives? then what?

[the-mad-hatter-tea-party]

My fellow shippers, I fear this is not gonna end well for us...

[smpsys]

When your social issues seem a little too fucked up for autism and you start questioning if you're on the schizospectrum

[02shuuu]

i’m trying to cut off a toxic friend but it’s not working

[kurookami-no-kuraitsuki]

Just finished the archon quest of Fontaine, and can we take a moment to appreciate Louvrin and Jurieu, who're totally acting like a married couple, but keep saying not, and literally every character first impression of them is that they are together. It's extremly funny, and I just love how Wriothesley seem so tired when remarking it. Small detail, and yeah, not that's important in grand scheme of thing, but damnit did I laugh.

[goldenretrieverguybracket]

I think you should include that Luffy is an anarchist it would only be fair

i genuinely have no clue what this means-

[imma-lil-sunshy]

does anybody else really like Jason and piper respectively but hate them as a couple? and not even cause you ship them with other characters but just like on principle of chemistry and context

[mias-back-from-the-dead]

tbh i think the funniest phenomena that's been happening in the last couple years is "youtuber, having gone too deep into the research hole, has been made an investigative journalist against their will"

[bumblingbabooshka]

Vulcan teen on Vulcan [tiktok] saying "I have just lost track of my father in the grocery store." The camera turns to show the viewers the grocery store in which almost every single older middle-aged man has a bowlcut and long robes. Camera turns back to show the teen's face which is expressionless and yet communicates all it needs to.

[noodles-and-tea]

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

we need more divorcebaiting. how strongly can canon imply (without technically outright stating) that these two characters are bitterly, acrimoniously divorced? essential we explore this

[hansoeii]

only you.