#but not if you do meth

[i-need-of-a-hobby]

barty: if i came up to you and said i'd been arrested, what would you assume it was for? reg and pandora: *without skipping a beat, in total unison:* pandora: tax evasion regulus: murder reg and pandora: *looks at each other* pandora: murder regulus: tax evasion

[anotherpapercut]

genuinely so many of you want to be leftist and "punk" and countercultural soooooo bad but you refuse to become comfortable with the concept of people taking drugs for fun because they like it and not because they were somehow tricked or forced into it without knowing what they were getting themselves into

you'll be like "addiction is a disease!!" but think you're better than those degenerate stoners because you only drink energy drinks and white claws and would never touch "illegal drugs"

many if not most drugs CAN be consumed completely safely with almost 0 risk to the user and even if that werent true and all drugs were extremely dangerous you still wouldn't be better than those of us who love doing drugs recreationally

lighten up and grow up. get offline, talk to real adults, and stop being shocked to discover that they enjoy doing stuff that adults do like have sex and do drugs and even listen to rock and roll

[c-bedrockbros]

made this in a cold sweat after seeing it in a vision

[markcatiss]

london spy s1e3 scenes that gave me a lethal dose of brain damage

[jesse-pinko]

Those of you who love Walter BECAUSE you recognize how fucked up and evil he is and you have enough self-awareness to admit that you can relate to certain aspects of evil characters because evil is as intrinsic to humanity as good and is ultimately derived from human failings and not from an outside force: I respect you more than I could EVER respect the Reddit Fanboys that idolize and mischaracterize him HOWEVER I personally will hate his ass until the end of time not only was he MEAN to JESSE an unpardonable transgression against me personally but ALSO his personality just kind of grates on me lol

[ballercollective]

Get it guys? Get it? Cuz he's- Cuz he's mut-

[brandinotbroke]

...... I was today years old when i learned that EA heavily hinted at brandi broke being a drug addict

[noritaro]

so after listening to Biggering on repeat for 3 days, I realized the Lorax's part in the song could be used on Walter White from Breaking Bad so here's... Drug 'Ler'd haha

[specialagentartemis]

no riff on that Breaking Bad pride month comic will ever be nearly as funny as “gay meth”

[heybiji]

I play DND with people I've been RPing with for over a decade and I still get the "X reacts this way and waits for you to notice" shit from a couple of my players, I go crazyyyyy

it's such a hard habit to break haha, I think a lot of people approach RP like they do making the default character in a game that is granted the access of the central role of The Story just by the gift of being the One PC of the rather than one of several PCs in a story! my philosophy is always "make the characters that default PC responds to" since they tend to be solid in their motivations rather than granted the gift of neutrality to allow players to keep as many options available as possible. I get it's a natural and easy habit for people but boy does it make the collaborative storytelling of RP difficult if too many people do it at the same time. but hey i'll take "notice me doing this" if the things they want me to notice are actually interesting, add to the character, and have momentum!

[nonbinarydva]

Don't be sad, approximately 2.958 billion brown eyed boys in the world, ok?

[hannibalismos-jaaneman]

daily reminder that henry would pronounce the word quarters as quardas, richard would pronounce it as quawders, francis would pronounce it as qwaadus and camilla and charles would pronounce it as quowdus.

[arrow44]

Tagged by @nerdnag!

Last song: Technically the Finale from the Hazbin Hotel soundtrack cause I just finished the show, lol. It's a banger, btw. Peeps should absolutely give it a shot if they haven't already and are the least bit interested in it.

Favorite color: Purple! I've had lots of different favorites (or just liked pretending purple wasn't my favorite), but I can confidently say purple is the best. I made my mom paint my room purple when I was a kid lmao

Currently watching: ... Does Hazbin count? It's the first new TV show I've watched since Obi-Wan came out. I really have a hard time sitting down and watching TV without feeling like I'm being unproductive so.

Spicy/sweet/savory: Depends? If I had to choose one, I guess it would be sweet.

Relationship status: Engaged!

Current obsession: Oh god, my adhd is currently obsessing over like four things. Hazbin, as I mentioned. FE3H (particularly edeleth and doropetra) is pretty much always on my mind. The new Mirrorverse event for Overwatch has me thinking about Widowtracer pretty hardcore. And my original novel I'm working on.

Oh yeah. Surprise! I'm writing a novel :^)

Tagging: @rumtumtuggerofficial @thehegemoncaller @kyokoenthusiast @saxesandsunsets

[the-unofficial-village-idiot]

I have so many thoughts about jesse freaking out and instantly going to his parents' house but I cannot put them into coherent words

[bearenjoyers]

sorry im just thinking about bcs but like. why not add a few smaller scenes of gus interacting with his own men? why does it seem like, in comparison, mike is almost immediately elevated to a higher status than those two in bcs purely because we actually get to see him having normal conversations with gus? like i understand they might not keep the plot moving as well because of the fact obviously if victor is currently doing something it’s because gus told him to etc. but for the most part all of the smaller interactions gus does have with those two ends up being in a somewhat high stress situation where it feels very tense between everyone. and it’s just like damn! is it always like that?? why do those two even care that much about their jobs if their boss is a bit of a dick? etc. i think even an additional scene or two with those guys (either alone or the both of them) talking with gus in a more normal situation could’ve both added a bit more depth into how gus treats his employees (we got a lot with how he treats lyle and co., but not a whole lot with the illegal side of things), how comfortable vic and tyrus feel around him in a calmer setting, and exactly why they both feel the need to be as loyal as they are to the guy.

and also on the other side of this i don't think it'd hurt to maybe elaborate on their pay just a bit..? i'm not saying to randomly put a number out into the atmosphere but i just mean some smaller things like. do they buy nicer things for themselves? what's their housing situation? what's their car situation? are the escalade / yukon their own vehicles or does gus just use those two for business situations? do they use them when they're doing their own stuff off the clock or do they have their own cars? etc. that can also help with understanding their motivations a bit. don't get me wrong i don't think they should be visibly rich or something because that's not what gus would want but just smaller things! cause it's easy to write their loyalty off as Well they probably get paid super well, which i'm sure is true, but if they don't show a single hint of that then what's the point. even something as simple as giving tyrus a nice watch, or maybe victor having a nicer looking gun, etc. something small like that. because as it stands right now the average 41 year old viewer who watched the show once only knows and will only ever know victor and tyrus as those two guys in the background who do random stuff for gus with no clear motivation. just the personification of "On it boss (salute emoji)". and to be honest this is true for a whole lot of fans who do watch the show multiple times and enjoy thinking about it more in depth, because on screen we barely have anything about the two.

and to be clear i'm not trying to say we should have an episode just for them or something like no i understand they're side characters. i understand we don't need all that. and i understand this is also primarily Jimmy's show. but it's not like these two are on the same level as like, arlo or paige and kevin etc. these guys have been around since brba. victor was literally introduced in the same episode gus was. and they are a huge part of gus's story, especially in brba. s4 wouldn't have been what it was without victor and tyrus. and in bcs, ignacio's situation wouldn't have been the same if it weren't for victor and tyrus as well. and i just personally believe that if their goal with gus in bcs was to go back and elaborate on how everything came to be and show what he was like a few years younger, they could've dragged victor and tyrus into that. and i think his character would've benefited from taking that extra step with those two.

[federfleisch]

Me every day like "Damn I can't wait to go home and watch Breaking Bad"