#but not deadpool level

[mischievous-thunder]

Some freaky idiots don't know how to deal with their romantic attraction

[were-wolverine]

how am i supposed to be normal about spideypool when wade literally CHANGED for the better because of peter and chose to sacrifice all the progress he had made just so peter didn’t have to go against his morals. how.

[thejadecount]

To anyone who wants to talk shit about bad story/character development in Deadpool & Wolverine CAN SHUT THE FUCK UP! I CAME TO SEE 2 HOURS OF DEADPOOL MAKING META & SEX JOKES AND HAVING HOMOEROTIC TENSION WITH WOLVERINE AND MARVEL DELIVERED EXACTLY THAT

[rystiel]

i feel like poolverine easily could’ve been one of those “they’re flirty but it’s mostly unserious” situations, and for most of the movie yeah they were extremely gay, but wade’s been like that with other guys and it was never treated as a serious type of relationship before. they’re willing to die for each other, but even then the romantic aspect of their relationship could be glossed over because it’s a superhero movie, that’s just what they do, and they’re working together to save a whole timeline—it’s not just about them. but then the movie doesn’t end with them saving the day and moving on. i think this’s really the part that sells poolverine as a genuine relationship to me… logan’s leaving, and wade calls for him. he can’t stand to let him go. then he introduces him to his family, and logan stays. he doesn’t really need to stay, but they’ve both decided they’re better off with one another than without

[lolbutjustabit]

save me shirtless deadpool save me

[kyberinthevoid]

Now, I’m an avid multishipper and advocate of polyamory solving a lot of problems in fiction. I’m also a long time fan of Spider-Man and, let’s say a more medium time fan of Deadpool and Wolverine. So you’d think I’d be all over spideypoolverine, right? And I am, but honestly? Not because I think they work well together.

Because it’s funny as hell.

Some might think throwing Petey in the mix would mellow out what Logan and Wade have going on but no! Peter does not know how to have relationships that aren’t dysfunctional!

Plus, each duo within this triad is the third member’s most perfectly crafted annoyance to make them tear their hair out (or perhaps the.. bald scalp on their head).

Logan can’t stand Peter/Wade (the MOST annoying adhd ass wisecrackers who can not fucking shut up EVER)

Peter can’t stand Logan/Wade (so fucking violent all the time oh my god? Can you take it down ONE notch. A SINGULAR notch. Also take fucking showers jesus christ please)

And while Wade has the highest chance of surviving Peter/Logan, they don’t want him to (so fucking uptight about mOrALs and EtHIcS and nOt KilLiNG inNOcEnTs WADE)

They’re constantly making teams to annoy and poke fun at the third member, and the teams change every five minutes. They’re awful and I love them.

[artplague]

pillow talk

[starliteonearth]

It has come to my attention that Deadpool drops a "baby girl" right after the third act climax, which means a "baby boy" ain't too far behind. Spideypool girlies, gird thy loins! This shit will hit like crack in the 60s!

[tvwebs]

VARIANTS

imagining the spideypool x spider variant!reader thingy I made ....

warning: spideypool, implied selfcest (?)

Spiderman: Hey, Deadpool. Let me introduce (Y/N)! They are basically another version of me that tried to kill me..but hey we're cool now.

Deadpool:they are so fucking hot

Reader: excuse me?

I have a problem... Should I make headcanons?

Update: I made them

[shortkinglogan]

As fitting as Logan in a pickup sounds, I feel like he hates trucks.

The only road vehicles I remember seeing him drive, are bikes and jeeps (and the honda of course) and I feel like he hates most of the people that drive trucks. Those mfs who think they own the road and think traffic laws don't apply to them, blinding people with unnecessary brights on well lit roads.

Anyway if he DID own a truck, it'd be one of those old AF reliable ones (most likely a japanese brand) and NOT Ford, he's been around long enough to never get a vehicle from them, he doesn't trust them.

I may have read a fic where he bought a Ford pickup a while ago and the idea still bothers me.

Now if you excuse me I'm gonna go sketch Wade and Logan on a bike together because now I can't get it out of my head.

[purple--queen]

The Steve & Bucky fight on the helicarrier walked so that the Wade & Logan honda odyssey fight could run

[mischievous-thunder]

[artemis-pendragon]

Imagine you're just some ex-superhero guy in a D-tier timeline who fucked up his whole life and is drinking his sorrows at an ungodly hour at some shitty bar that's half a second from banning you and then a guy in a silly little superhero suit who acts like a middle schooler on coke comes out of nowhere and drags you to an office and then almost immediately you are sent to purgatory possibly forever. A giant cloud tries to eat you, twice. A guy gets his skin ripped off by a psychic. You hang out in a diner in purgatory and drive around in a minivan and kick this dumbass superhero's ass every five seconds until eventually you become friends and hold hands and save the world. Can you imagine? I can't. But you know who can? My good friend Logan Howlett,,

[phobos-exe]

// Love Hurts (Love Heals) - Daryl Hall & John Oates

[sciderman]

deadpool max ii #1

[taintandviolent]

would y'all hate me if I wrote channing!gambit x reader fanfiction?? be fr.