#but not bleeding

[faecaptainofdreams]

“Wander: Hiiiii, sorry to bother…

Thorn: No, it’s fine. Did ya want somethin’?

Wander: Just to bring you some goodies to help you during your menses…!

Thorn: Oh…uh, thanks.

Wander: *hops up onto the bed*

Thorn: How did you know I’m on my period?

Wander: I remembered from the time you were on it last month :)

Thorn: *raises a brow* How did you know I was on it last month?

Wander: I brought a chocolate bar (made it myself, that’s why there’s no wrapper), an actually wrapped chocolate candy, some pain medicine, aaand another chocolate bar! Also in the wrapper.

Thorn: …

Wander: I know, it’s not very innovative, but I just thought it might be nice to have somethin’ while you’re goin’ through it. If you need I also have a heating pad! Or an ice pack. Or both! I hear both helps sometimes, but everybody’s different. Oh! I think I heard Nikita mention that stretches help her with her contractions.

Thorn: Contractions?

Wander: Ya know, “cramps”? Funny thing, Thorny, did you know the term “cramps” was spread centuries ago by sapiens so cisgendered men would be able to empathize with their AFAB counterparts and go easier on them?

Thorn:

Wander: But in actuality, the phenomenon is contractions, like the kind you’d have during childbirth! Only (usually) more mild. The more ya know, right?

Thorn: *half-smiling*

Wander: :) …….Aha, sorry for ramblin’. Usually people stop me before I finish.

Thorn: *takes the bowl* Nah, it’s cool. I actually knew about the contractions, I just like your voice.

Wander: Wha, really?

Thorn: Yeah, it’s kinda soothing. *breaks off a piece of the chocolate*

Wander: “Soothing,” hah! I don’t often hear that one.

Thorn: *chewing* Mm. Well it’s true. Man, this is good. Thanks for the care package.

Wander: Nooo problem! …*small gasp* I hope my lil’ explanation didn’t come off as man-splainy :(

Thorn: HAH no, if you were anyone else then yeah it might’a been, but you’re just passionate, so it’s whatever.

Wander: Heh, good to know…! I’ll leave ya to it! *hops out and closes the door behind him*

Thorn: …*shouts* I still wanna know how you knew I’m raggin’! …..”

[river--ghost]

work all night on a drink of rum

daylight come and me wan go home

stack banana til the morning come

daylight come and me wan go home

come mr tallyman tally me banana

daylight come and me wan go home

come mr tallyman tally me banana

daylight come and me wan go home

lift six foot seven foot eight foot bunch

daylight come and me wan go home

six foot seven foot eight foot bunch

daylight come and me wan go home

day

me say dayo

daylight come and me wan go home

day

me say day

me say day

me say dayo

daylight come and me wan go home

a beautiful bunch of ripe banana

daylight come and me wan go home

hide the deadly black tarantula

daylight come and me wan go home

lift six foot seven foot eight foot bunch

daylight come and me wan go home

six foot seven foot eight foot bunch

daylight come and me wan go home

day

me say dayo

daylight come and me wan go home

day

me say day

me say day

me say dayo

daylight come and me wan go home

come mr tallyman tally me banana

daylight come and me wan go home

come mr tallyman tally me banana

daylight come and me wan go home

dayo

dayo

daylight come and me wan go home

day

me say day

me say day

me say dayo

daylight come and me wan go home

[ithappensoffstage]

I am genuinely so worried for all the young horny dykes going into adulthood thinking there's something "problematic" / "wrong" with them for being horny because fucking tiktok lesbians think any horny dyke content is "male gaze fetishistic"

[thesociallyanxioussociopath]

Very much inspired by that Valentine Pin-Up Alastor merch where the only significant change is him having his bow-tie unclipped.

Anyway, happy valentine day sike, it's Aro week and we are begrudgingly going on dates to help our friends with their heist. Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 (end)

[hussyknee]

Link to thread.

Link to article.

Link to author's bio.

Alt text enabled on all images.

[ana-bananya]

$3,064/$30,000

This campaign was started by @/atute_insp on tiktok and her team Mutual Aim to collect money for the DRC, Sudan, and Tigray. The donations will be divided between the three causes. If you would like do donate but don't have the funds to donate to multiple campaigns, this is a great way to help both the Congo, Sudan, and Tigray.

[karinyosa]

for anyone who isn’t aware, friendsofthecongo.org/campaigns contains a list of actions you can take to help the democratic republic of congo, including pdfs of postcards you can print and send to a list of tech companies to tell them to stop using child miners AND a letter you can sign and send as well (+ potentially incorporate the main points of that letter into any scripts you might already be using for emails or calls to your reps!). friends of the congo also has a volunteer application form and a youtube channel

[o3o-lapd-o3o]

after six hundred strike

*odysseus and poseidon are both still on the rocks in the middle of the sea*

odysseus: ok, let's just agree to both say we're sorry

odysseus: on the count of three

odysseus: one..two..three

poseidon:

odysseus:

odysseus: see, now i'm just disappointed in the both of us

[theriverdraws]

Happy UT 9th Anniversary!! (STILL THE 15TH HERE SO,, NOT LATE)

(Guys I'm brazilian I can't use twitter :"), I give permission to repost this with credit there 👍)

[luminarai]

hey, hi, I was just on the former bird app and came across this info from a brand new study and now I cannot stop screaming internally??? what the actual fuckkkk

theres' an article from the guardian here and here is the actual study:

[greelin]

quite sincerely i don’t believe a vampire should ever feel ashamed of their nature. the hunger. there is nothing wrong with living as authentically as possible. you can scrape me clean like the bottom of the mixing bowl, man. i don’t even care. You’re beautiful btw

[thequantumranger]

Katy O'Brian in Love Lies Bleeding (2024)

[trashyeggroll]

Katy O’Brian and Kristen Stewart for Them (2024)

[theburialofstrawberries]

crying

[hqspearmint]

brainrot quite frankly