#but no one villanizes him for it because he's a man (and white)

[bluberimufim]

It's crying about Carmen Bizêtoperacharacter hours, everyone 💃💃

[mcnuggyy]

Father Pucchi really does serve the biggest holy Bible cunt and pussy I have ever seen, praise the lord for he is good and slutty and gay amen 😌🙏

[fetish4juggalos]

Bed time with Gotham villans

I haven’t posted anything recently and thought in light of 2023 coming to a start I’d post something for the new year even though we’re 6 months into it :3

I apologize in advance for both grammatical errors and spelling errors:)

Oswald Cobblepot

I can imagine oswald being a very wild sleeper. Like the kind that can go to sleep on the opposite side of the bed and end up with their leg over you with their arms wrapped around you

Probably has alot of night terrors specially about his mom and dad. Loud random screams in the middle of the night will be a common occurrence for you

Goes to sleep in a full pajama set with night cap and slippers:)

Blanket hog all the way, constantly kicking you in the back, cuddling into you, ect.

Though he's probably not the best to sleep with hes definitely got the nicest bed. Like im talking king sized with silk pillow cases, and sheets with a ridiculous thread count

I imagine him having some long ass night routine or some weird night ritual he follows before bed

He's the last to get into bed and the first to fall asleep

Likes a warm glass of milk (or a lukewarm glass of alcohol) before bed because he's old fashioned

Refuses to go to sleep without you and will wait till the early hours of the morning and late hours of night for you to come to bed

Edward Nygma (pre-riddler)

Ed unsurprisingly is very pleasant to sleep with

He’s not a very calm sleeper but he isn't like incredibly wild either. Maybe a arm or leg thrown over the edge of the bed but thats about it

Has the occasional night terrors but besides that is otherwise peaceful 

Sleeps in relatively normal sleep attire. Plain shirt with pajama pants mostly

Really basic white male night time routine. shower, brush teeth, wash face and head to bed

He has a decent sleep schedule with only the occasional sleep insomnia

Likes to spend a little time playing video games or solving puzzles before bed

Edward Nygma (post-riddler)

Sleeps a lot less then pre-riddler ed

When he does sleep it’s only for a few hours and tends to have nightmares in between periods of rest

He’s not one to initiate cuddling during bed time but he won’t stop you from cuddling up next him

Will at times sleep on the couch or wherever he ends up falling asleep. Mostly up to you to make sure he gets a healthy amount of rest

Over thinks greatly before bed and ends up circling the room on a tangent or whenever an idea strikes

Sometimes breaks into your apartment just to sleep next to you or will show up and pass out on your couch

Talks and mumbles in his sleep

Victor Zsasz

Victor rarely sleeps but will lay in bed just to be next to you for a few hours before his next job

Sleeps in mostly just boxers since he takes a shower directly before he goes to bed but on off days he’ll throw on a t-shirt and lay in bed with you

Calm sleeper surprisingly

It takes a specific type of man to be able to kill someone then come home and sleep peacefully

He’s a quiet sleeper which is also why he makes such a god assassin as noise suppression is a huge part of his job

You always fall asleep first and he likes to just stare at you for long periods of time

Half drunken water bottles and glasses on the night stand at all times

I feel like he would have some kind of lengthy skin care routine before bed

Likes cuddling especially if he’s the little spoon

Wakes up at ungodly early hours of the morning

Blanket hog but just to be annoying and so that way you’ll sleep closer to him

Only really sleeps if you’re sleeping with him as he doesn’t really sleep as much as most people and probably only rests his eyes for a few hours at a time

Jervis Tetch

Jervis is very affectionate when it comes to bed time. He loves cuddling, holding you, kissing you ect.

I imagine his bed is incredibly comfortable with many multi-colored and textured throws, quilts, and blankets covering the bed. Probably decorative pillows as well in many colors and shapes

Full pajama sleep attire. Button up sleep shirt, pants, slippers, and a night hat similar to Oswald

He likes reading to you or being read bedtime stories. His current favorite (aside from obviously alice in wonderland) is the wizard of Oz

A warm glass of milk or tea before bed is essential and he always makes some before bed

Jervis is a bit of a wild sleeper but for the most part stays in one spot on the bed only kneeing you a few times and stirring in his sleep

He runs warm so he doesn’t take up a whole lot of blanket but during the summer he ends up drenched in sweat blanket or not

Wild bed head since his curls are hard to tame at times

Stays up late so he falls asleep first since he’s always exhausted and sleep deprived

Wokenup in a cold sweat a few times from the occasional nightmares relating to his sister but all he needs is you to pull him back into reality

Talks to you until he falls asleep to help him get some energy out and clear his mind. He talks to you about anything and everything until he begins to drift off

Jerome Valeska

Jerome is an incredibly wild sleeper. So much so to the point where no matter what position or side of the bed he’s on he’ll end up on the opposite side in a completely different position

Throws the blanket off and on going from hogging it to throwing it on the floor

He runs hot so his sleep attire is mostly him without a shirt and a pair of tattered pajama pants or just boxers

He doesn’t really have a night time routine to speak of or a steady schedule

Normally it’s just whenever he’s tired and wherever he’s at that determine what his sleep is going to be like and how long it lasts

He’s a big cuddler at first but because he’s such a wild sleeper he’ll probably end up letting go of you and turning to the opposite side of the bed

He’ll wake up in a bad mood if he’s not sleeping with you next to him or in his arms in the morning tho even if it’s entirely his fault

He’s a brat so it takes forever to coax him into going to bed. Plus he’s stubborn so even when you get him into bed he’ll do everything in his power to annoy you or to not fall asleep

He talks a lot in his sleep normally it’s laughter or it’s him mumbling on about his mother and the trauma he received

He has nightmares but they don’t wake him up only increase his tossing and turning and sleep talk

I feel like he sleep walks at times when he’s not knocked completely out and I can image you’ve had to bring him back to bed a few times

[lalathemediterraneanmermaid]

What do ikevill suitors smell like? PT.1

Hi little robins, I'm back with the "What do ___ suitors smell like?" series, Ikemen Villains edition. A promise is a promise so, here we have our favourite villanous boys. Let's discover the perfumes that our silly little cursed ones are most likely to wear. This is not entirely accurate - it's only based on their routes information and the vibe each boy gives me. Btw, this time I tried to put the same amount of perfumes on each boy.

William Rex

Our King of Hearts, The Self-Righteous Monarch, The King of Villains. As charming as he is ruthless. He wants people to express themselves. Eyes as red as his flags that will have you doing exactly what he wants. You can't fix him... But if you let him, he can absolutely make you worse. “Strip it all off… and fall into the darkness with me." He definitely smells intoxicating, almost like tempting you to fall into a dark world of sweet, poisonous sin.

Notes: Rose, strawberry, absinthe, incense, leather, patchouli, oud, amber and violet.

Perfumes he might like:

La Fille de Berlin - Serge Lutens - His favourite

Fate Man - Amouage

Back to Black - By Killian

Parfum Sacré - Caron

Noir Aphrodisiaque - By Killian - He layers this one with "La Fille de Berlin" when he goes out with you.

Portrait of a Lady - Frederic Malle

Harrison Gray

The Easygoing & Popular Lying Fox. The sweet-addicted book-lover. “I have the curse of the Lying Fox. You shouldn’t trust me so easily.” Shhh, you have a heart of gold. "With you, I can walk through the darkness forever... Because you are my sun.” Told you. He is just a silly playful fox who loves to tease you as much as he loves sweets and books. In his route he is always throwing minty caramels at us and eating sugar. So it feels safe to say that he smells like mint and sweets on top of a soft and woody base.

Notes: Heavy mint, bergamote, green apple, Tea leaves, lily of the valley, cardamom, light vanilla, cedarwood and white musk.

Perfumes he might like:

Eau de Minthé - Diptyque

Moscow mule - Juliette Has A Gun

Under the Lemon Trees - Maison Margiela

Herba Fresca - Guerlain

Wild Mint & Lavandin - Molton Brown - His favourite

White Jasmine & Mint - Jo Malone

Liam Evans

"Curiosity killed the cat. I wonder what'll end up killing me..." Our catboy depressed kitty. My precious boy. The Stage-Star. Someone who'll shower you in roses one moment and stab someone for you the next. That's love. He shines as bright as a star, charming those who see him without effort, he will do anything to win your praise, only yours. This sweet pookie smells like a field of flowers under the rain with a base of soft, sweet and warm vanilla.

Notes: Vanilla, pink pepper, violet leaves, cedarwood, jasmine, sandalwood, grey amber, musk and modern roses.

Perfumes he might like:

Daim Blond - Sarge Lutens

Grand Soir - Maison Francis Kurkdjian

Rose 31 - Le Labo

Spiritueuse Double Vanille - Guerlain - His favourite

Vanilla Cake - Montale

Velvet Vanilla - Mancera - He layers this one with "Spiritueuse Double Vanille" whenever he is going to see you.

Victor

The Man shrouded in mystery. The eccentric Crown's mom leader. Oh Rapunzel, let down your hair. I definitely need his hair routine, and probably you too. I don't know what else to say about him, I love this man more than I love myself. "Now, give into the darkness of your wicked heart" Whatever you want my dear. I feel like he is the "touch her and you die" type of boyfriend. A real provider. He even BAKES. And likes MAGIC TRICKS. AND HE DANCES!!!! Tell me something he can't do, I'll wait, and if you find something, I'll fight you. Anyways, back to the perfumes. He gives me the vibe of a gentleman with a luxurious and complex scent. I can feel warm, woody and sweet with some spice on top of a soft base.

Notes: Bergamot, black pepper, cinnamon, sandalwood, rose, oud, vanilla and amber.

Perfumes he might like:

Bois d'Armenie - Guerlain

Royal Oud - Creed

Interlude Man - Amouage - His favourite

Gentleman - Givenchy

Herod - Parfums de Marly

Orphéon - Diptyque

Roger Barel

He is called "The Egotistical Former Doctor" but it seems like those arms are in the middle, because I can't see the "egoistical" part. "He is selfish and has no regard for his own interests", okay, maybe he is a bit egoistical but... "The Queen's Cursed Forces, huh? No better research subjects than that.” We get it boy, you really want to study them so bad, and I volunteer as a tribute. As said, he is a doctor, so he is surrounded by chemicals, medicines and medicinal herbs, so he definitely like that, something aromatic and some spices. Since one of his hobbies is sampling imported beer, I thin we can all agree that he may smell also like alcohol and liqueur. He is manly, and so, he smells manly.

Notes: Black pepper, eucalyptus, thyme, liqueur, cedarwood, lavender, incense, leather and sandalwood.

Perfumes he might like:

Tam Dao - Diptyque

Terre d'Hermès - Hermès

Habit Rouge - Guerlain

The Cobra and The Canary - Imaginary Authors

Green Irish Tweed - Creed

Epic Man - Amouage - His favourite

Forest Lungs - The Nue Co.

Alfons Sylvatica

Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all? The Hedonistic Thrill Seeker. Don't let all his eloquent smooth-talking fool you, he has an skilled and scheming tongue. "Greetings, Miss Robin. Would you care to indulge in a dream with me today?" As elusive as a phantom, he prioritises ephemeral pleasures above everything else. Perpetually dishonest, he'll play you for a fool… and with you like a toy… Although he has already seduced me, and probably all the robins reading this, I still feel like there's something wrong with this man. We really know nothing about him, he is presented as seductive and mysterious, but I can feel that's just the surface of the lake, in the depths there seems to be a profound loneliness and sadness. What makes me feel like this is his last name. "Sylvatica" comes from the cientific name for the "forget-me-not" flowers (Myosotis sylvatica). This blue little flowers represents true love. A symbol of fidelity and being truthful to someone you love. So yes, he might be a player, but with lots of issues in his soul, and, beacuse of that, I think he may smell seductive but drained down, with lots of sadness. Like a field of forget-me-not flowera drenched in rain water.

Notes: Forget-me-not, violets, herbs, aquatic and ozonic notes, vetiver, incense, leather, amber, vanilla and cedarwood.

Perfumes he might like:

Un Jardin Sur Le Nil - Hermès

Gypsy Water - Byredo

Lys 41 - Le Labo

Avignon - Comme des Garçons

Aoud Leather - Montale

The Language Of Glaciers - Imaginary Authors - His favourite

And here it ends pt.1!!! Stay tuned for pt.2 my loves. See you all little robins.

[daystarvoyage]

I often see fans demonize some characters like Belos,The Blights, Camila, into far worse versions of themselves like fans portraying Camila as abusive since she wants Luz go to Reality Check Camp to correct her behavior and certain people interpret that of her sending her to a conversation therapy camp or the Blights while they are bad parents for sure they are sometimes depicted as physically abusive or homophobic despite that sort of thing not existing in the boiling isles and Finally Belos gets made into a bigot who is sexist,racist, homophobic because he a white Christian male despite not making any insults for Luz being a woman or POC while his stance of sexual orientation or gender identity is unknown the fact he didn’t insult Luz for being a woman or POC is remarkable progressive for a Man who is born in the 1600’s also He FICTIONAL and we already have enough of those people in real life what do you think?

I do say this, people need to start separating the art from the artist and fantasy from reality,

this type of writing and fictional perspective, a lot of viewers and fans sit through, its been done throughout animation, Even in real life affecting how we see our adult figures.

hope i say this, the best way i can cause the show did the adults and supporting characters dirty with its ill pacing in storytelling and character exposure

The Fans Of their favorite media love to exaggerate disliked characters (be it villains or unpopular ones) cause of how there perceived physically or in writing in the creator's eyes. We get this at the start of the first episode introducing Camila (whos a great mother who I relate to cause, I also was on the spectrum being raised by a single mom) I feel I look at her as a character who carries a burden with her being a single mother) yet relatable cause she does her best to take care of her daughter on earth cause she to is a single mother protecting her daughter from the harsh reality cause its not all huckydorey (like the ending of the show),when she wants luz to conform. the way fans see luz assomeone needing protecting, might villanize camila firsthand(DEMONIZING ADULT MOMENT BY FANDOM) as a cheerful person luz is, fans forget that she's also impressionable, impulsive, don't think far on consequneces and needy, might gloss over the fact she needs proper mannerisms (to get by in the world at times), cause shes young & fits the viewers mold of perception, that no one should be punished cause of sexuality, it might show she doesn't need help. Let's be clear the fans are gonna gloss the fact shes a troublemaker who brings harmful items to school WHICH fans should be concerned, i mean neurodivergent character doesn't mean good personality,

2. The blight situation I swear they did Odalia dirty with this GRRR & how talented and amazing Rachel MacFarlane is (Her VA voicing hayley from American Dad.)

She also over exaggerated for being ( DEMONIZED BY FANDOM cause SHE's an ADULT) to being just an abusive mother, but however others will see it is a character who was a dark and humorous character at least & she has great writing tools to be & alador was just a plot device to make amity look good even the twins, & get rid of odalia even though her had his hand in amity's abuse, which I feel no one in the blight fam is not innocent (neither was amity, also which the twins didn't get fleshed out more & used as plot device for lumity, Which fans at times gloss over. Fans will over-exaggerate that Odalia was physically abusive to the kids but NEVER WAS! cause that's a negative perception on the fandom that (We have a adult hater situation nowadays of how this new age of Gen Z & alpha kids are raised,

i also wrote a post on the matter btw

The Belos Treatment (we al know how the creator treated him, such good potential DOwn the Drain.)

Bruh or GiIIIRRRRLL, I commend the Belos fans for being on their own ship supporting and adding more to his BG in fanfic & art

Belos was an intriguing villain who rivaled not only Frollo, the horned king, & Prof. Screweyes. This man also has a perception amongst the fans who followed the creator's way of how he was written (basically the new Chloe bourgeois treatment from miraculous.) He was only a character who was hell-bent on piping witches out and saving his humankind NOT BEING Racist Homophobic, or BIgoted, However, Chloe made racist & prejudiced remarks To Marinette in the cooking episode,(BUT BELOS DIDNT!) So he's an equal villain Who is all about equal rights means equal fights (falls under the neutral evil cause of how he was depicted into a person of tragedy upbringing to now a one-sided character (getting tired of how creators write villains in a one-sided manner.) oh and some people need proper knowledge of the 1600s cause belos was born in that era and I heard someone saying he was born in 1700s which I feel the show does suffer from anachronisms.

And don't get me started of how the fans go about Darius cause that has angry black man written all over it, along Manny being ONLY relevant in Luz's dire moment not being explored more,

hope i put down a lot of tea & crumpets for everyone hope you also can look at my video essay on my YouTube.

hope you enjoy comment and subscribe for more.

[ddarianne]

Apologies if this is super messy but when you get good info YOU NEED TO HAVE ALL THE REFERENCES AT HAND KBJFEKJBWEJKBKEWGBJKWEGBJKEW.

Okay so a lot of my mercenaries I've been searching their clothing and found out a lot of them or a mixture of things specially around world war 2, vietnam war AND korean war, I know this thanks to soldiers boots, and hell even the little pouches from the mercenaries, yeah real. but I want to make this post so I never loose this information because holy crap medic has been the hardest merc to find proper references, doesn't help he's a mad scientist and does all the technology himself. " this is Yuri Grebenshchikov, presumably, this photo is from a play in one theater, it was called "Once Upon a Time in Twentieth." From Andro commented on here" funni this is a russian actor hahaha. Is this why xeby güepons gui likes doktorr? Because he is literaturr characterr incarrnate >:OOOO (I'm being dumb)

Also thanks to @da-boogieman for helping me find this photo.

I've concluded that medic has a modified coat that's painted in white something closer to this. vvvv Except just a bit looser and with the flaps of the coat a more open shape to give him a more epic look for his villanous side lmao.

I think that's as far as I can go for his weird coat because the cuts just don't exist irl I've looked through a lot of references, and non come close to it. UNLESS they're doing a soldier and mixing both a battlefield and surgery medic on both.

Surgery medics:

And field medics:

I would need to read the whole article above because I wouldn't be surprised if these two were the same considering the situation. OR maybe not it would be safe to keep the man who does surgeries in a safe place while nurses go out in the battlefield in case the go dedge. Will need to read but as far as I'm concerned for getting references, this is gucci 4 me.

[jhlvogue]

bring back lovable villans !!

there is a reason why penelope as a character has the fandom so split and its because she is not a villain that is easily lovable.

look at characters such as daemon targaryean, klaus mikaelson, or blair waldorf, these are characters that are written to be the antagonist. they are written for us to not root from them. they don’t hide behind their actions, they stand ten toes down in it. if either of them were in penelope’s situation, there wouldn’t be any back and forth or plot holes to justify their actions.

klaus deadass told tyler what method he recommends in order to k*ll him by retelling tyler how is OWN MOTHER died by klaus’s own hands…and people (me included) STILL rooted for this man. that man was so in love with caroline he made it his mission to be tyler and mystic falls public enemy #1 just so he could be around her.

blair was not a perfect friend. she was the typical mean, rich , white privileged girl who could not understand other peoples wants or needs unless it benefited her. blair was not perfect but she never claimed to be perfect. she never claimed to be nice or some martyr. she was blair and she was loyal to her group even when that group wasn’t loyal to her. people went from hating her in season one to rooting for her to win in the end.

daemon targaryean is not a hero. that man is about to say a ‘son for a son’ and you know what? he is going to have the whole team black fandom rooting for the war crimes he is about to ensue. not once did daemon say he was the good guy or excuse his actions. that man took the definition of standing on buisness during the dance of dragons. he is a morally gray character that is loved by the fandom and does not waste his time trying to be some disney prince.

penelope & polin fans find the incessant need to have an excuse for every single one of penelopes actions. whether it be her being a wallflower or ‘saving’ her loved ones by writing about them, there always is an excuse for her selfish actions. penelope is not given the space to relish in the villain that is LW. she could have been so much more as a morally gray character that admitted to writing shit about people while also growing into a woman who is known to tell it like it is and not hide behind the glitter and pastels of the ton. i mean isn’t that what LW is meant to do? uncover the ugly truth behind the dances and courtships of the privileged society?

but she cant fufill this because yall want her to be the good guy! you want her to be the heroine so bad when her writing and personality isnt set up for that. thats why people are pissed with every character bending backwards to be ok with what she does-yall want the new lady bridgerton to have everything and be the poster child of that family. thats why yall have all of these think pieces about how eveyone around penelople sucks & has something they need to work on while she is perfect. be so for real penelope does some nasty stuff & she would have been great doing that stuff and owning it like a true boss and not this cookie cutter princess ending where she continues to write gossip as penelope bridgeton.

[korkiekenobiconfirmed]

I'm on a roll with the s/j/m hatred tn so I'm going to compile a masterlist of all her shitty lgbt/poc representation and why it sucks booty cheeks. it should be noted that none of this is meant as shade on any of the characters themselves... I actually happen to like quite a lot of them

EDIT: there are some nice additions to this post in the notes you can check out

LGBT rep

Aedion (Bi/Pan)

Literally known as “Adarlan’s Whore” (a nickname that references both his allegiance to the king and his tendency to sleep around)

His only same-sex relationship is with a vaguely-mentioned unnamed lover from the past (it’s not even said straight-up that they’re a man, but I’m assuming they are bc they’re mentioned to be a commander of the Bane)

He’s shown being attracted to women and only women for two and a half books. He’s a womanizer retconned into the slutty bisexual stereotype

His liking men & women is compared to prostitution

It’s insinuated in koa that he slept with an ex while he and Lysandra were fighting (because the cheating bisexual trope is such a new & creative one!)

Helion (Bi/Pan)

He’s always trying to have 4somes with three of the main characters

Realistically he’s probably one of the most powerful/interesting High Lords but this gets sidelined in favor of him flirting with eVeRyOnE

All we really know about him is his name and the fact that he’s a bit of a manwhore… very 2-dimensional

He has an affair & a child with a married woman… just the Slutty/Cheating Bisexual Trope (Volume 2) :/

Mor (Lesbian? Possibly bi?)

She’s never shown in any real relationships (with men or women)

She had tragic off-screen relationship with a mortal queen a few hundred years ago

We get literally no hints that she’s gay throughout the series, she just randomly mentions she likes women at the end of book 3

She gets no happy relationship, she stays closeted to spare Az’s feelings (as though he’s not a grown ass man), she’s retconned into her sexuality most of the way through the series… just shitty shitty rep all around

Hasar (Lesbian)

She’s a villain, and a shitty one at that

Lesbian rep from a side character in one novella that half the fandom didn’t read? What’s even the point?

Thesan (Gay)

A very minor character & his unnamed “lover” who serve no narrative purpose whatsoever… thanks for nothing sarah

Emrys & Malachai (Presumably gay)

Oh look! More minor, background mlm that might as well not exist for all they do for the story :/

They are cute though, I’ll give them that

POC rep

Nehemia

First (and only) black main in ToG

She dies to fuel the white protag’s character arc… a very tired trope

She was actually a pretty well-written, likable character up until her brutal murder, which made it that much worse to hear about her organs strewn all over the room

Sorscha 

Described as “plain” (particularly in contrast to the white women like Aelin & Lysandra)

We know she’s POC because of where she’s from, but the way her features are described suggest she could still be white

Dark hair, gold eyes, “tan” skin

She really just fawns over white-boy Dorian every 2 seconds before dying a violent death to fuel Dorian’s arc…

…Aaaand I’m sensing a pattern here

Nesryn

Much of her character (especially in QoS) is reduced to her beefing with Aelin (and thus being villanized by the narrative) because of jealousy over Chaol 

Simply described as having “tan” skin (again). I think sarah is allergic to calling people brown

She is also described as plain compared to white protagonist

She has a (presumably middle eastern) family that only wants her to stay home and be a baker/someone’s wife

Yrene 

Once again very racially ambiguous to the point where she could even be white, with “tan/golden” skin, golden hair, and golden eyes

She almost immediately ties her literal life force to a white man she hated like a month ago. Seriously, can WOC not fawn over a hunky white man for once?

She defeats erawan in the end — considering she’s been a character for such a short time, this just feels more like a deus ex machina the anything really set up by the plot

Helion 

Not going to fully rehash what I said above but generally… he has great potential, but is basically not a character

Tarquin 

He’s portrayed as very nice and reasonable, if young and naive, yet he literally only exists to get manipulated/robbed by the main characters

He seems like such a sweetheart. He deserved much better than Riceman and Feyrug doing him dirty like that

I’ve heard rumors of a High King/Queen F*ysand plotline in later books…if that happens, Tarquin will likely be bending the knee and forgiving the people who fucked him over just a short time ago

Lucien

He’s described as very caring and loyal (yay!) which seems to always get him taken advantage of (damn!)

He’s portrayed (especially in ACOWAR) as someone we’re supposed to dislike when all his actions are perfectly reasonable

He’s literally retconned out of being white when it’s revealed Helion is his father instead of Beron. I’ve seen ppl get mad at “white-washed” fan art but it’s hard to expect much else when his original character description was straight red hair, amber eyes,  and “tan” skin (holy shit agAIN)

The people of the White Fangs from TOG

They’re described as having black hair, black eyes, and “tan” skin

They live isolated in the mountains (away from civilization) and are described as “savage” and warlike, always raiding villages in the mountains and stealing women away from their homes… 

Cain, who’s from these people, dabbles in dark magic/religion nobody else understands

This is feeling, intentional or not, like a horrible Native American caricature. Idk maybe that’s just me

[architectofsuffering]

Shishio Tsukasa is such an amazing character.

He's really three dimensional.

First, let's talk about him in the first arc of the story (when he was a villan).

This guy is extremely strong, we all know this, he's literally referred to as the strongest primate high-schooler (if my memory is correct which it usually is). He beat a fucking lion for God's sake. But he's not just strong, he's really, really smart.

Not just street smart, but also book smart.

Let's start with his street smarts- he immediately knows how to get the formula for the miracle fluid from Senku, can predict how Senku'll behave (in that same scene he is seen stating how he knows Senku will never lie about science), which means he knows how people in general can and will behave, he knows who's good for what job (see Gen and how he definetly found Senku in two days); and this is just his street smarts.

There aren't many depictions about his book smarts but cmon. This guy goes for MMA fights to get money for his sister's treatment, for that he obviously needs to train a lot but he was still a student and atleast passing his classes (considering he'scalled the strongest highschooler), plus there's the fact that he took one look and one sniff of the 'miracle fluid' and immediately knew what it was, plus when Senku and Co left in 'a hurry' he obviously didn't believe it, he knows these people. He's so smart.

We also know that he's incredibly charismatic, I mean, how did he get all those people, with conflicting world views to rally behind him? I'm surprised my boy wasn't a politician. He'd be too good at it.

Now let's take a deeper look at him.

We know he's 18 years old.

Technically an adult.

But he's never had the chance to be a boy and it shows. He sees everything in black and white.

Old people bad, young people good.

It also shows in how quickly he forgives Senku when it comes to reviving his sister. This man- no, boy (because he is a boy) does not have a lot to himself. I mean we knew he was poor in the old world, but it really shows in how he clings to the people around him [instantly forgives Senku, starts getting along with Gen even after he betrayed him, etc (trauma about losing his sister maybe?)].

He's a boy, a child and he's done bad things, like all children do.

I'm not trying to excuse his actions.

He was horrible and a murderer.

But look at him, he's so complex, so wonderfully three dimensional. I'm so completely and utterly in love. Not with him, but his qualities, how he was made.

Boichi-sama and Inagi-sama did a lot of work on Shishio Tsukasa and it shows.

[digitalagepulao]

What are the differences between the Wukong from Havoc in Midgard AU and the one from the original Myths? GoW is Very well know to have change a few things in Greek and Norse mythologies, so what are the ones of Monkey King in your au?

mmm overall, Wukong's story remains mostly the same! Most changes are during the Havoc in Heaven, where Loki helped him escape the Demon-Vanquishing Stand. he jumped right back into fighting Heaven however, skipping the Trigram Furnace at first.

Buddha pins him down on the Five Phases Mountain, but before he's sealed in Lao Tzi suggests trying to smolder the immortality out of him, so he's not only given molten copper and burning iron pellets, he's also effectively on fire the first 49 years of his arrest, instead of the original 49 days. (Heaven-Mortal Realm time dilation sucks, man)

also as Erland goes to burn the mountain, Loki and Angrboda rescue many of the demons and monkeys back in the cave, before warding the mountain and unleashing a dragon they had held hostage. In revenge, the dragon sank the mountain in a blizzard and a hailstorm, which beat back the fire but almost caused the mountain to crumble onto itself. Keeping the mountain in one piece burned most of Loki's cultivated power, and the wound Nezha gave him made him severely disabled for several years.

The venom he injected into Erlang Shen from his bite was enough to keep the lord in bed rest for a long time, but the risk of him using it to burn the god from the inside out kept Heaven from striking out against the beings in Huaguoshan. Later Loki negotiated a proper ceasefire once the stab wound on his side stopped bleeding constantly.

Overall, I kept it mostly the same because GOWverse tends to really villanize some major deities into proper antagonists that you'll feel no issue killing off gruesomely, and as a white non-Chinese person, I don't feel comfortable doing that xvx

[the-ghost-of-a-spirit]

continuing watching mha, season 5 episodes 13-25

@maidofdarkness23

Ep 13

i missed something. we went from them just chilling in the previous episode to "a tragedy occurred in deika city" things are gonna get worse and theres explosions. deku explain

concerning person with white hair is laughing. i think they are escaping from something

okay, interview time!

so deika city had a riot

oh hey, its midnight and mt lady. the 2 most sexual heros in this. please just kill me now

Aizawas sleeping bag has sleeves?!

"dense but cute" that he is, todoroki doesn't know anything (boy didnt even know what a concert was)

"holy crap when did he learn to use my quirk!"

deku's quirk mindscape is a kitches. we got eggs, a microwave and a lock. all of those are found in a kitchen (locks are sometimes)

almight's going back into hero-ing as gaunt?

"dont you have a chair somewhere?" "but its so much warmer to be snuggled inside your binding cloths" Nezu, you may be evil and i still hate you. but that was kinda funny

chrismas special? sounds fun i'm in

best jeanist has dad vibes

ERI'S CHRISTMAS OUTFIT

"i'm supposed to say trick-or-treat" "not quite, wrong holiday" "and in sickness, and in health" "no your even further away now"

i love eri, and i love her and aizawas relationship in this

"here take these eggs i painted" "thats easter but thanks"

I WANTED A CHRISTMAS EPISODE AND I GET A MONTAGE. WHAT.

who gave eri a big sword (i think it was tokoyami, cause he had it earlier)

Ep 14

hawks and best jeanist are friends?

also best jeanist has 1 lung now

i like this intro music

so todoroki, deku and bakugo become a thing

also mic's in aizawa's field (why is that guy always in a field in the intro) they're standing near something that looks like a cofiin

hawks almost bought black coffee and freaked out. hes also being tracked. should i be concerned? also who even are those people?

"your a jerk" bakugo said that to the no.1 hero to his face. respect.

hawks is reading that villan book.

"aah my throne is burning!"

this is so funny. it kinda looks like hes about to start dancing

that book is very concerning to me. its planning something (like the book is gonna be a part in something big, not literally)

there is something wrong with hawks and i gotta know what

it would be neat if the text was translated

so theres a libaration front, which hawks is also part of as a spy? my guy is doing alot. give him a break

libaration front is doing something in 4 months

i am very concened/confused right now.

the libaration front = the league of villans? that makes kinda sense

hawks is the main character (of the outro)

Ep 15

Ep 16

fat gum is not skinny anymore and life is good

DRAGON!!! (riyukyu is my 2nd fav hero because she's a dragon)

riyukyu sounds different as a dragon

Ep 17

fuyumi is trying so hard to make the family work

"what the crap!" "why the crap!" -bakugo

deku and bakugo boutta be shoved in to some tododrama, arn't they

so, i think we're getting the dabi being toya todoroki reveal soon

also, he's not the kid with red hair, but i also havent seen the kid with red hair. what happened to the red-hair, presumably youngest todoroki. unless that was dabi. but in endevours picture dabi had white hair. whats with the kid with red hair. he's been in a few scene but never appeared

Ep 18

endevour forgot, he's just saying that

"old man smell" *escapes* -bakugo (hes funny like that)

Ep 19

starting this off by saying i am mildly annoyed because the site i use uses servers with the episodes, and i'm using a different one cause my normal one wasnt working, so now its formatted different. not that thats important. might complain more

did i mention the intro song is kinda a banger? like why. i would watch the intro for the song. but i dont

so the old server had this bit where you can hover over the progress bar and it'll show the frame. this one does not :(

ida's weird dance though (i think hes dancing)

uraraka panicing over an almight figure.

if i have to sit through a bunch of uraraka/deku stuff someone is going to die, probably me

bakugo causally almost killing deku be like:

almight the symbol of sweets

okay why are aizawa and present mic Like that right now. whats wrong

oh so purple-portal guy is one of their old friends?

aizawa seems upset. thats new

i was kinda hoping they'd get him back.

holy shit they're doing it

"they're a bit dry" sir, you are literally crying. eyes cannot get more wet then crying

i wonder if grand torino used to be a UA teacher

shigaraki is also a nomu?

i hate how no-one can be straightforward. like what. tell me the thing, dont just tell me clues

Ep 20

i need to see league be silly in this. please

mini nomu named jonny who teleports people

why is twice's ringtone like that

Ep 21

i wonder who Destro's kid is. it would be interesting if it was eri or shigaraki. but i cant stand the thought of anything bad happening to eri, and shigaraki already has a thing going on with the previous ofa person.

it it important their calling it meta abilities instead of quirks?

while being chased by a bunch of people: "i'm sleepy" -shigaraki

"sounds like a wonderful life NOW DIE" -dabi

i zoned out the last part, but i think it was just the guy talking about twice and toga's quirk

Ep 22

twice be having that existential crisis

the "my villan academia" is kinda funny

damn twicw, thats kinda cool

the guy was using another guy as a chair

THERES SO MANY TWICES, LIKE SO MANY

the "Me's!" though (how does one spell the plural of me, caus it'll be mes, but thats proounced wrong, and me's is gramatically wrong"

oh, re-destro is destro's kid/decendent

i think the name re-destro is dumb. like get your own name dude

Ep 23

re-destro also does % quirk like deku

whoo big guy is here

young shigaraki need a hug.

i am not okay after watching shigaraki's backstory

hey, uh what the fuck did i just watch. can we take a moment here. like what. so shigaraki got his quirk, killed his dog (accidently) his sister (accidently) everyone else (Also accidently?) was like, 5 years old (young kid) so didn't really understand it. his father, who was always mean to him, came and whacked him with a gardining tool. he killed his father (on purpose). no wonder he's messed up

Ep 24

remember how afo said that people abandoned shigarki cause they thought a hero would step in? maybe it was cause he was covered in blood and creepy? but someone should have helped him. i need an au where someone good got to shigaraki before afo

the hands on young shigaraki look so disproportionate. like their so big and he's small

shigaraki has 17 hands (so far, his family (5 people) the 2 guys, the extra and his own) the average person has 2 hands is a statistical error. spider shigaraki who lives somewhere and has 17 hands is an outlier and should not have been counted

shigaraki's first name means to mourn. fitting

"after an awaking, this man has changed" yeah, awakenings tend to change people

whoo, golem's here (idk his name, the big giant thats really likes afo)

"shining beacon" the most beat up and tired man i have seen (re-destro about shigaraki)

shigaraki now has 3 hands, i wonder who's hand is on his face

okay so, league and meta libaration now are paranormal libaration front, and shigaraki's in charge. good to know. i'll be calling them "the front" cause the name is too long, and plf if a weird thing to call them

ive heard things of a paranormal libaration war, or something like that. guessing its heros vs the front. sounds fun

Ep 25

shigaraki has white hair now? blue suited him better

hawks!

hey, uh why the fuck is best jeanist in a bag

i dont really see the hawks/dabi but they have only been together on screen for like a minute total, so i guess we'll see

*sadly* "humans are... scary" -one of the robots

present mic just lying on the table

"i'll have a surprise karoke context with them, then boil their guts while their eardrums bleed" -present mic, what the hell

WAIT, WHATS WRONG WITH ERI, IS SHE OK she's fine (alive and not hurt). i think her quirk is gonna do a thing

"blackwhip helps user move around in air and capture people" so basically lets them be spiderman

bakugo being so agressive all the time is so funny to me

"WHAT FOOL CUT THE CHIVES" "i did" "YOU SHAMED YOUR SISTER" -bakugo, to todoroki

so aizawa is eri's dad, right?

thing

i found a place to watch the movies, so i'll be doing that (theres 4, i'm currently planning to only do the 2 heros one) before starting S6. also ive gotten the intro song stuck in my head also, i feel like hawks has an interesting story, like he was training to be a hero since he was a kid, and is number 2, and right behind someone he used to love as a kid. he's also working with the front, and double crossing them. so yeah, thats fun. i also think i can go somewhere with how he's fast like that, and how he said he needs to go faster, and the whole youngest hero, stopping criminals and just handing them off to sidekicks after being defeated, instead of working with them. also, do you reckon if tamaki eats, like some plant, he could get that Woods hero's quirk, or something simmilar? and if he does canablisim, can he shapeshift, or grow limbs? also, i need to say i love eri, she's adorable. i love her mixing up the holidays from earlier, it was cute and if anything bad happens to her, i will kill someone.

next season i'm guessing will be eri's quirk exploding, training for the big fight, and the fight itself. or the fight is s7, but thats really far, so maybe not

also, MD, would you like for me to stop tagging you, cause i just realised its probably annoying for you

[bunybunn]

Something that I really like about the final dsmp lore stream is that it really showcased something that I always have loved about the characters on this server. It showed us that in the end of the day all the characters are humans and humans aren't black and white. It was all matter of perspective it always has been and it was true for basically every character that was considered a player/ person.

Starting from c!Schlatt, he never was that big evil mastermind nor a big threat. He wasn't a good person by any means but he was a sad pathetic man who was slowly dying because of his health and who decided to find relief in substance abuse.

C!Wilbur wasn't nether a great leader who just wanted freedom nor a villan who just wanted destruction for selfish reasons. He was an ambitious man that was broken under the pressure of being there leaders and the betrayals he had to face.

Similar thing goes to c!Eret who wanted to do the right thing and believe they were doing the right thing but she was wrong. He regretted it so much afterwards and tried the best they could to fixed it somehow.

In c!Technoblade's case it was always the assumption of how powerful he was that from others perspective made him look almost inhuman but in reality he was just a person who cared about his friends and believe that he was doing the right thing. The reason for his victory more often then not was good preparation someone anyone can do if you think about it.

Was saw the whole journey of c!Quackity and how he became a person that he was. He started as someone with so much hope but his experience made him bitter. He lost the sight of what he actually wanted during the chase after power and ravange.

C!Sam who started as a person who cared about other and wanted to keep them safe away from c!Dream so much ended up putting that safety above the people he cared and ending up hurting them. He was so sure that he was going the right thing that he couldn't see the cruel things he had done

The fact that the main reason why both c!Skeppy and c!Bad were listened to the Egg was because they wanted to protect one another...

They all are humans nether just evil or just good. That's the beauty of the dream smp story. If you think about it everything is a matter of perspective.

[karikitdemonrp]

The tears in Kari's eyes fell a bit, but her face showed no emotion as she just stared. Her eyes eventually landed on the bruises. She didn't pick up on it right away, not fully convinced yet. But she simply nodded in response to Hawks. She gave a small chirp. "Why are you... bruising Hawks? I don't get it." She asked, her voice still emotionless and monotone. "Adults are weird."

Internally Kari kept walking, eventually stumbling upon a man with pure white hair just like her and he had red eyes similar to hers but his were a bit more pale, closer to pink if anything else. He was sitting in a chair, slouched forward. To his right a pillar that was turned off and the name of the person and the quirk were covered. "Hello Kari." The man sighed, standing up from the chair and looking down at the child.

"Uh, nice to meet you mister!" Kari greeted nervously, a bit frazzled by the information she was getting from her body on the outside but trying her best to hide it.

"Isamu." He informed. "Call me Isamu. I'm the first user of All of the Above." He informed with a heavy sigh. "Tell me..." He muttered. "What do you know about villans?" He asked the child softly, looking at her.

Kari shifted in place. "That they are bad and cause a lot of people pain." She informed and Isamu gave a slight nod in understanding.

"But didn't your cousin cause you a lot of pain? He isn't a villain because he was controlled." Isamu asked and Kari froze a bit. "The line between hero and villain is blurry. What one person sees a hero, another can see a villain. But there is one person I know that is definitely a villain. Through personal experience." He sighed, trying to figure out how to say this to a child.

Kari tilted her head. "Who?" She asked, taking a step forward but was stopped by Isamu holding his hand up.

"Just stay there kid." He ordered and Kari stayed put, giving a nod. "Look... I'm not sure how else to say this but the villains are targeting you cuz you're related to the worst villain of them all. My father, he goes by All for One."

Kari tilted her head slightly and chirped. "All... for... One?" She muttered, not fully knowing the name.

Isamu nodded. "Our quirk is a mutation of his. He can take and give quirks freely simply by touching someone." He informed. "My mother ran away after I was about four years old, after she realized my father's plan with me was to mold me into another version of him. I fear he is planning on doing the same with you. Either that or he could be planning on taking all the quirks here. Our quirk acts like an archive of sorts, holding onto whatever we see. So if he were to get a hold of all of these quirks he could become much stronger, maybe even unstoppable." Isamu informed and noticed the realization on Kari's face. Seeing the weight she now carried. "And it looks like he managed to recruit Maica into helping him get you or at least get her to help with his research." He sighed softly and took a step forward. "Look, you gotta get outta here somehow. I'm sure your Papa Bird is here to help you somehow. But he seems to be trying his best to think of something. Just give him a bit of time. After that you can talk with him about everything, including this. Ok?"

Kari gave a nod and looked at the pillar Isamu was once sitting next. "What is that pillar?"

Isamu glance at the pillar and frowned. "That is his quirk. All for One. It is what he goes by and what his quirk is called funnily enough." He informed and crouched down to be at Kari's level. "Look, if you have this quirk, any of the quirks you have here can be gifted to others. But you can also take another person's quirk just as easily. I can turn this on so you can use it, but I'm not sure if you're ready for it yet. But I might not have much choice in the matter." He informed sadly and straightened himself to go sit by the pillar again. "Good luck kid. And, for what it's worth... I'm sorry." With that Isamu flipped the switch on the pillar and the lightbulb turned on. "It'll take a few days to fully activate. I think three to four." The man informed then looked at Kari. "Just use it wisely, ok?"

Kari gave a nod. "Right. I will." She chirped.

As he followed the sense of his feather, Hawks quickly began realizing where he was going and quickly sent a text to advise the Commission. It did nothing to soothe his worries for Kari as the nagging feeling in his gut surged into full-blown panic as he concentrated, focusing on the location. The signal was faint but unmistakable.

The League of Villains.

His mind raced as fast as his wings cut through the air, the wind whipping around him, but he couldn’t shake the icy dread settling in his chest. How had they gotten to her? Kari was smart, and she had been careful—he was sure of it.

The League of Villains had become bolder recently, their moves more calculated. If they had captured Kari, it wasn’t just by chance. She was valuable to them, and that meant time was against him. The problem was that he was also in the LOV, or pretending to be anyway. He couldn’t blow his cover either…

He flew faster.

The warehouse loomed in the distance, an old, abandoned structure deep in the city’s outskirts. Hawks landed silently on the roof, crouching low as he surveyed the area. It was quiet. Too quiet. His feathers fanned out, ready to scout ahead, but as he approached the edge, a voice stopped him cold.

“Long time no see, bird boy.”

Hawks barely had time to react before he got pulled into an embrace by Dabi and forced into a kiss with the villain…who he was pretending was his lover for the cover. “Dabi. Hey, what’s going on?” Hawks asked as he forced himself to relax against the other’s unexpected proximity.

[infinitepartnermaterial]

Laundry Day

Ship: Prinxiety

Universe: Hero x Villan AU

Trigger warnings: Some minor injuries, mention of sttabing

Word count: 1341 words

Chapters: One shot

It was just a regular laundry day for roman, what could possibly go wrong? His enemy knocking the door and pleading for help, maybe.

~*~

Roman took the last of his white T-shirts out of the washing machine and folded them neatly. It was hard to have a day off as a hero, so his day off was also his laundry day and his cleaning day.

Roman didn't like his days off, not because of the housework, he was just worried about what his friends would do without him. Patton would forgive any criminal and Logan would take the "logical solution" and just send them to jail. His brother would torture the criminal and Janus would probably interrogate anyone and everyone looking for a detailed back story.

His concerns weren't about a random shoplifter or a robber, he was worried about Anxiety, his arch-nemesis.

It was rare for them to fight, but when they did, no one but Roman could defeat him, and if Anxiety decided to attack, the entire town of Sanders would be doomed

The ticking of the oven distracted the man from his thoughts and brought him to the cake he was baking. He took the cake out of the oven and sat down on the couch to watch the news. His heart beat a little faster as he listened to the woman on the screen

"Has Anxiety been defeated? The supervillain was found unconscious near the hero's memorial this afternoon, but disappeared before the authorities could investigate, and the heroes haven't said a word about the incident."

The video was interrupted by a loud noise coming from the front door. Roman turned off the TV and waited for the sound to repeat itself

"Hello?" Roman stood up and walked to the door with something random in his hand, "Is anyone there?" The door made the noise again and he cautiously opened it without seeing anyone there"Come out, wherever you are! I have a..." And then he took the time to look at what he'd gotten, "An umbrella! And I'm not afraid to use it!" And he looked down only to see someone he (unfortunately) recognized

Anxiety was in his doorway, and he was on the ground, vulnerable and, as he could see, bleeding

"What are you doing in my house?!"

"I..." began Anxiety, standing up and leaning at the doorframe, "I need to hide... I'll pay you, clean, even stop fighting, I'll do anything, just let me..."

"What makes you think that I would help you run from... whatever you're running from!"

"I'm not running from the police, if that's what you're thinking, they think I'm dead. So do the heroes..."

"Then who're you running from?"

"From my... I was going to say friends, but I don't think friends will stick a knife in your stomach..."

Roman looks at the one who once was his main enemy, the one who all of the heroes united couldn't defeat. Now he had blood, his blood, all over his body and didn't even manage to hold himself still. It could be a trap, of course, it smelled like one

"Do you have any weapons with you?" asked Roman, examining the creature in front of him.

"Who are you? Airport security?" Anxiety joked, realizing how serious the question was, "I only had my sword, but I left it at the... I'm not going to tell you where I left it"

"Fine." Roman opened the door. "If you try any funny tricks, I still have... "

"An umbrella? I'm really scared" The villain took a step only to fall into himself losing his balance.

"Are you okay...?"

"No, I'm not, now help me up!"

Roman got down and picked the villain up putting Anxiety's left arm around his neck. "I'm putting my hand on your side, okay?"

"Uh... okay...? I mean, it's not like I would be able to walk if you didn't"

"You're right," Roman sighed, helping the other to sit down on the couch, "I'll be right back, don't touch anything."

"All right, Your Highness," The villain said with a play on Roman's heroic name. Prince. It was really stupid, but it was catchy. Roman looked in his room for one of his first aid kits, he found one and took it into the living room.

When he entered the living room, he found something that only lived in his nightmares, Anxiety, his enemy was looking at his baby pictures, the same ones with his mother's face, the house where he grew up, and his name.

Anxiety noticed him coming back and looked at him, "Oh, you're back..." The black- haired man stared at him, kind of embarrassed to be there, and Roman wasn't doing a very good job of calming him just standing there and staring. "You... You were... a very cute baby."

Roman scratched his neck, "I... thank you, I guess..." The hero turned over the picture with his name on it. "Did you read it?"

"Maybe... Is that your name?"

"Maybe, why do you want to know?"

"I don't..."

"We are good then, can you take your shirt off?"

Anxiety looked at him strangely, as if wondering why

"Don't make it weird! I just need to look at the cuts and take care of them," Roman said blushing, realizing how weird that sounded. Anxiety did as he was told, "Can you sit on the couch now?" And again, Anxiety did as he was asked, and immediately. Roman began by disinfecting the cuts, "This is going to sting a bit..." Why did he do that? Why didn't he leave Anxiety to rot in the dirt? He could just save the city from this threat once and for all, but he was too good for that, wasn't he? Too much of an idiot...

"I'm such an idiot" Roman analysed the words he believed came from his own mouth until the sound continued, "You could have just left me to die, you know..." Soon he realised that Anxiety was the one speaking, "Why... Argh!" The man winced at the cold liquid in one of his wounds, "Why are you helping me?"

Roman took a deep breath as he put away the alcohol and got some bandages "I don't know any more than you do, I just know right now is that this is not an ideal situation," he said as he began to bandage the wounds. "And if I can be honest with you, which I'm not sure I can, it is really embarrassing to have someone over, even worse if it's someone..."

"Someone like me..."

"Yeah..."

"I get it... It's even more embarrassing when you are at your... what are we? Arch nemesis or some of this weird bullshit? Who started it?" Roman remained silent as Anxiety spoke... "I never... I mean this in the best possible way, but I never did anything bad... I just showed up sometimes and we got into fights... Sometimes I wonder..." And then he silenced himself

"What do you wonder? Roman finished Anxiety's dressing and sat next to him, as a way to tell him that he was safe.

"What if we just... stopped fighting, you know, we never had a reason to!" And then it hit him, Anxiety wasn't a supervillain, he was just a guy who showed up every week or so and they fought, he would say something about revenge and then leave, he shouldn't hate thins guy, he sould hate those random shoplifter or those robbers

If you ask Roman what happened at that moment, he would say nothing happened, what are you talking about? Kiss? What kiss? I never kissed anyone! What makes you think that? Are you crazy? Ha ha ha... And he would leave, but we all know that's not true.

They locked eyes for a moment, and kissed, and it was magical. Roman could worry about ironing his clothes later, because right now he was kissing someone, and that someone was... Wait... what was his name? Roman soon realised that he did not know Anxiety's name.

They pulled away.

The best way to get his name was to introduce himself first, and that's what he did.

"I'm Roman... Roman Prince"

"Virgil, Virgil Storm."

[greyskyflowers]

The Sea is in love with Luffy. Everything is in love with Luffy.

The Sea knows her stuff. She's been around for longer than almost anything else.

She's seen the rise and fall of heroes and villans. Watched good men fall prey to lies and bad men who speak the truth. She's washed blood and bodies off her shores and had newborns take their first breath in the midst of her storms on crashing waves.

She tugs at the Moon in affection, drops a kiss to the Sun's cheek each day when it hits the horizon, and she bickers with the Earth like they're sisters.

She has seen it all and she knows Luffy is something very old and very new at the same time.

She's old, ancient is more accurate. So that makes it even worse when she finds herself brushing affection against the side of a ship who carries dreams and pirates much too young for her.

She's embarrassed because she's knows this story. Knows that it will end like they all do. In battle or time, they will leave her. They all do.

But she's charmed and a little in love.

She blames the hat.

She blames the Wind, who blows gossip of a new king into the sails of ship and her inability to ignore their words.

She blames the Earth, who teases her about how she offers a mother in everything but blood and a forest called home. She brags about how long she got too spend with him before he went out to sea.

She blames that damned fruit and how something out of reach is always more enticing.

He ignores her gifts because he doesn't want them and she isn't quite sure what to do. She is rarely denied.

Her only comfort is he does the same to the Earth.

The waves sew lace on the shore with each wave to show off. The foam is white like clouds and the waves lay like cloth before being drawn back into the sea. She wants him to see her beauty, see the things she can do.

He spares them hardly a glance. Throwing himself in with a laugh and destroying the elegant edging like a curved needle. He shouts something about a swim and he sinks like a stone immediately. She's annoyed but can't help smiling as his laugh carries over his crews protests as they drag him back out.

He does the same on land far beyond her reach, past the spread of her sand and shores. She watched him step on solid ground and the way the Earth tries her hand at impressing him.

She sends clover to nudge at his ankles and they uncurl a fourth leaf to entice him to pick them. They promise luck and good fortune. He doesn't offer them more than a passing glance and they shed the new leaf like a tear in their sorrow.

It's petty but she crashes her waves like a booming laugh and the Earth huffs back with a small rock slide into her waters.

The Moon sits like a dimple in the sky as it smiles fondly at them for trying to impress the young boy and the Stars preform dips and twirls to try their own hand at getting his attention. The Sun says nothing, not able to judge as he also watches the boy with fondness.

There's a boy with a strawhat.

He's skinny and young. So very young.

He walks with strings of fate that drape over him and his crew like someone tossed thread over them. It looks messy and heavy and the thread shine like the gods pulled sunbeams into thin lines.

They don't see them, no one does. Most eyes are too young to see something like this. The threads speaks of adventures and freedom and love strong enough to make everything else jealous.

The Sea has seen many things and will continue to see many more.

This might be her favorite though.

She bribes the Wind to blow and watches sails billow and a ship sail. The Earth blows a farwell kiss that finds Luffy as a butterfly before she settles in to wait until the next island to see him again.

As for her? She pushes and pulls as always, sneaking glances up at the man who sits on the sun.

[thekillingjoke-haha]

We’re Batshit Crazy

@spnquotebingo​ Word count:1,609

Summary: Love isn't all that perfect sometimes love is crazy especially when the Hero is in love with said crazy.

Gotham AU

Jason Todd(Jensen Ackles) x Villan!Reader

Enemies and Lovers (none of that "to" bs)

Gotham Recasting: Batman=John, Dick Grayson(second Robin not first) =Sam ,Tim Drake=Adam, Joker(ledger style)=Lucifer, Harley Quinn=Lilith,ect.

Warnings: Mention of death, blood, guns, and violence

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The mad laughter rung out into the night sky as the purple Lamborghini hit corners with violently sharp turns. "Oh puddin I just love family night!~" The pale platinum blonde giggled as the man with green dyed hair licked his smiling lips. A bubble of laughter came from the back seat he turned around to see his princess looking out the small back window. "Batsy batsy batsy" Her low/high pitched giggle caused a crazy chain reaction as the bat mobile hurried to catch up. "Always ruining our fun,huh,princess?" The clown king shifted his gray-ish blue order into the mirror grinning making the scars on his face raise into a sinister smile at the look of pure chaos in his daughter's e/c eyes. "Not tonight! Not on my birthday!!" She said as she smiled reaching under the seat to pull out a Tommy gun. Climbing to the front seat sitting on her mothers lap she leaned out the passenger window. "Go back to the Rat cave your not gonna put a downer on my weekend!" Y/n yelled shooting off round towards the tires,windshield,and headlights.

The mobile didn't seem to have a scratch as as a motorcycle pulled up beside it. Slipping back in the car the younger women pouted looking at get parents. "He called his little birdie no doubt the replacements in the car." Y/n huffed as she dug around for more fire power. "Puddin we have a visitor.~" The red mask gazed at us as he lifted a forearm pistol. Shots were fired and Joker took a hard right almost like tron the motorcycle quickly turned into a ally to avoid being hit. "Sorry Princess might have to cut tonight shot." He said licking his lips as a thump came from the roof making the youngest clown snarl her eye crazed as she shot above her as the purple car swerved wildly. "YOU'RE RUINING MY BIRTHDAY,BATS!!!" Y/n cackled madly a mixture of her parents laughed till the magazine ran out.

They got to one of their warehouses where Jokers men were armed to the teeth. The clown mask had black soulless eyes and immediately fired the moment the batmobile entered. Y/n skipped out of the purple Lamborghini she got on her tippy toes and kissed her dad on the cheek. "I got the hooded punk. Can you clip the bats wings for me...a little present?!" He laughed as he armed himself with a shotgun. "Anything for my princess." The f/c sf/c female clown skipped away knowing that the motorcycle riding vigilante was hot on her tail. That's how she found herself on the roof tops jumping the gaps as heavy footfalls followed. Her loud laugh echoed as she leaped to a smaller building hiding behind a vent the moment the brown leather jacket came into view she tackled the tall man. They were both panting as a grin pulled on the clowns lips.

Y/n POV

"Caught ya,Jay bird." I giggled pulling of the helmet his apple green eyes covered by a second mask stared at me he chuckled as his hand slipped above his head in mock surrender. "Yeah you caught me,beautiful." Leaning down I kiss him my hands pushed into his cheeks my thumb running over the scarred J. We've been dating for awhile now ever since dad kidnapped the second Robin at seventeen. I was fifteen at the time and dad had me at his side as he tortured him.I was always there to stitched him up and put burn cream after shock therapy I didn't know how we got attached maybe because he wanted to rebel a little by talking to me or someone around his age saw the same if not worse shit.

Six years ago(Y/n 15 Jason 17)

"Why are you helping me?" Looking up his head was strapped down along with his arms and legs. I shrugged my shoulders I knew who he was if I wiped off the make up and temp dyed my hair I was the honor student in the same class as him. Jason Todd anyone with eyes had a thing for him,but after removing his mask it wasn't hard to piece together who the bat fam is. "I know what my dad has planned for you Jay. This is just a band-aid on a gunshot wound and might I say that's very unhelpful." This was the first I spoke to him and it wasn't long before Dad beat him to death.

Two years later.

I sat in the back of the car as Frost drove. We just left the cemetery. "Why are we doing this,n/n." He asked looking in the rear view mirror at me. I'm seventeen now my thoughts screamed at me. Why was I trying to bring him back? "Because I crazy that why!" I giggled as we grew closer to the lazapit. He was dressed in a black suit with red tie his body sunk into the water as I waited. A loud gasp drew my attention as he shot up a white streak in his hair. "Heya sleeping beauty." Looking over in shock he lowly made his way looking like a baby deer. "I'm alive,but h-how?" His green eyes looked at me. "A Ghoul owed me a few favors I just asked to use his fountain of youth." Handing him a towel and some clothes. "Sorry about the outfit,but Arkham does have one size fits all." Jason chuckled as he started to dry off.I realized why I brought him back. I was crazy about him.

Two more years later(two years ago)

Jason wanted to stay dead he didn't go back to His dad and brother after he realized that neither of them tried and save him. It was sad to see,but it brought Jason closer to me and he started to trust me and I gave trust in return. Blood coated my hands while some was on my face. Looking at Jay some was speckled on his cheeks taking the pockets square out of the mobsters coat I wiped it off he looked down at me his arm slipped around my waist pulling me closer my breath hicked. "Will you be my girlfriend,my little jester?" A large smile grew on my face as my arms went around his neck pulling him down further. "Gladly,Jay bird." I kissed him not caring if my lipstick stained his lips and he didn't seem to care either as the kiss grew more intense. We shared our first kiss at nineteen surrounded by dead bodies as sirens and the unmistakable sound of the armed batmobile. At least he's as crazy about me as I am about him.

One year ago. (Jason POV for a sec)

I came to Bruce I hate to admit it but I needed advice about the one think he knew best. Women. It was just a couple of months ago he found out I was alive and shocker he managed to drive Dicky boy to Blüdhaven to get away from him to get his own image and not just Robin. Oh and surprise surprise when out of robins he had a spare like a tire and it's name was Tim. Nevermind that I stood across from Bruce in his home main office he had a frown on his face. "You're dating someone and its serious and I didn't know about it?" He asked trying to deduct everything. "I've been dating her ever since I came back. As strange as it might sound,but I want us to be something more." That's when the billionaire playboy stood up standing just a inch shorter then myself.

"Life is short Jason and you've experienced that first hand if you feel that both of you are perfect enough to be more then go for it." Perfect wasn't realistic nothing was ever perfect my life isn't perfect her life sure as hell isn't she's the clown princess I'm a bat son. Maybe that what makes us so good together the fact that it would have never really happened any other way life is just crazy like that.

Present

Staring into those vexing green eyes always brought me back. We're both twenty-one him being older only by a couple of months. "Happy birthday,gorgeous." His voice brought me back as my smile grew. We were standing up now he held a box wrapped in my two favorite colors. "Awe you shouldn't have." I grab it and opened it a gun was inside it was red and gold revolver it looked like my moms love/hate gun,but it said King/Queen. Looking at Jay I reached to hug him when suddenly he dropped to one knee pulling out a box with a beautiful f/c ring and ruby gem. "This feels over due. You took care of me when I was considered enemy number one. You brought me back from the grave when my own family didn't try. And this might sound stupid,but I had a crush on you in middle school you were one of the only people that didn't give me pity after Bruce adopted a street kid." He licked his lips as he gave of a small smile. "Together we are far from perfect, but we are good. You complete me...Y/n M/n Napier become my queen?" My eyes glossed over with tears my make up running down the pale foundation. "Oh my god of course!!!" I jumped into his arms hugging him tightly before letting him slip on the ring. "I love you." "I love you more crazy." I chuckle it sounded watery in my throat. "If I'm crazy then that makes two of us. You wanted to marry me." Yep we're both batshit crazy.

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A/n: Quote= We are far from perfect, but we are good. ~Supernatural

Is it just me or does Jensen look fucking hot as Red Hood?! I'm mean he's definitely a reason to move to Gotham

Well first crossover AU in my bingo card