#but no he’s a manlet
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Ok so after a lot of stupid analysis while playing tp I’ve decided that Uli is taller than Rusl
#not by a lot#like… one inch at most#but using Link as a measurement she’s a lot taller than him than Rusl#honestly I’m pretty sure all the men in Ordon are in love with women taller than them 😩#gosh I know I’m obsessed with short men but this one gets me BDMSBSKSBM#I STILL imagine Rusl being a lot taller than he is#he’s such a dad and a masculine dude that you’d assume#but no he’s a manlet#and you know what good for him#I may be wrong but I did my RESEARCH#for some reason…#smiles rambles
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Swimsuit season is well over now. Maybe it's for the best.
#ambroys#special guest star hyden#my draws#as always i just like drawing them hanging out together and being shameless silly gaudy bastards#ambroys can be a judgy little bitch all he likes - hyden's ego defenses are impenetrable#sfkkf standing next to hyden always makes ambroys look like such a manlet. i swear he's well over 6 feet tall#even if i draw ambroys as a totally normal (...relatively normal) non-magic human i still want to put his sun-shaped tummy birthmark on him#it stretches credulity but i think it's cute (said like a man in a confession both)#ummm tags i guess#swimsuit#beach#cartoon art#artists on tumblr#oc#human oc
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sometimes i feel like i'm really exaggerating their height difference when i draw them but then i have to remind myself that, no, they basically Are just Like ThatTM actually and it guts me every single time............. x'3c
#the two main couples both getting their height differences exaggerated from pilot to show is one of my love languages~ <3 :))))))#''it wouldn't be so bad if Husk actually stood up straight'' false. wishful thinking. *points* canonical manlet afterliving amidst giants#Angel wrapping himself around Husk like a literal scarf just bc he Can is so real to me tho lol#huskerdust#angel dust#husk#hazbin hotel#i've decided that idgaf abt hitting all the search tags so i'm just gonna be tagging for my own blog purposes lmfao#my art#i'm also playing with new brushes lol
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DTS S6E1 "Money Talks" - Fernando Alonso & Lance Stroll
#thought i might as well gif these#only thing in that ep worth gifing.....#cant say im not disappointed#but ill take my chances where i cna get them again#but was literally fighting in the trenches making these#gifing shows is just infinitely worse than gifing race stuff#especially since yknow this just came out today so i had to figure out how to clip it#so if its a bit choppy thats why ah#i love how fernando is such a manlet that i kinda had to crop lance out bcs i wanted to focus on nando LOL#like its so odd bcs he really doesnt look that much shorter than lance on stage in the first two#but in the last two hes literally tiny???? literally two apples tall??????#anywyas dont know if ill gif anymore of this show. it annoys me too much to watch anymore and i dont know if theres anymore of my guys#f1#formula 1#fernando alonso#lance stroll#strollonso#we do a little bit of f1
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I think dirk is a manlet
#awnrii art#homestuck#homestuck fanart#dave strider#dirk strider#june egbert#john egbert#she can be both. She’s versatile like that#anyways dirk being a manlet is basically canon to me#ult dirk is only tall cause he abused his powers to add an extra foot to his height.#I know this.
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I don't have anything specific for Baggs' (@megalommi) birthday so have a collection of presentable doodles that I accumulated over the months of my relative absence.
#dr baggs#megalosomnia#utmv#undertale au#undertale#my art#fanart#digital art#baggs#he's thwee...#i'll make something later maybe idk#doodle dump#he is the brainrot manlet that lives inside my head rent free#it's the fruitiness isn't it
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Plus a stab to the gut but thats neither here nor there
#pssst ethan-spotted i made this for u#i do miss this guy...#if i dont see his tiny angry ass in the show im throwing a fit#ethan nakamura#percy jackon and the olympians#pjo#my art#artists on tumblr#speaking of tiny ethan nakamura is a manlet and no one can convince me otherwise#hes AT MOST 5'6#thats why hes always pissed off hes closer to hell
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Twenty six years old….. he should be in the club
#fallout new vegas#fallout#courier six#craig boone#fallout memes#fonv#fonv meme#my little manlet#he was out committing war crimes when he should have been at the club…. sad#windowed at 26#a child bride#has someone made this joke before? probably#posts that give radiation damage
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TADC TUMBLR I MUST BRING SOMETHING TO YOUR ATTENTION URGENTLY /HJ
so Gooseworx has an official height chart of all the TADC characters here, as seen below.

Caine is levitating, meaning it's hard to get a proper gauge on his size. So, naturally, I decided to grab Caine and put him on floor level with everyone else. And guess what I discovered.
CAINE IS SMALLER THAN POMNI! His body is smaller than hers in almost every respect and if he closed his mouth he would be even shorter. CAINE IS AN OFFICIAL MANLET AND THE SMALLEST (humanoid) MEMBER OF THE CIRCUS (excluding Bubble).
#the amazing digital circus#tadc gangle#tadc caine#tadc bubble#tadc pomni#tadc kinger#tadc zooble#tadc ragatha#tadc jax#I KNEW IT#I WAS A CAINE MANLET TRUTHER AND I WAS RIGHT#I WAS RIIIIIIIGHT#of course if people like drawing Caine as a big guy go for it!! im not gonna stop you!!!#i just think it's funny that his personality (and his constant levitation) makes him way bigger than his tiny lump of a body#he's so eeny#manlet thing
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I've recently seen a few posts insisting that Barney is 5'6 because the HD security guard's nametag says so. If we're all going to act like this is canon (I don't believe it is, to be clear; he's visibly not that short), then I'd like to point out that this thing also says he was born in June of 1976.
We don't know exactly when the resonance cascade took place, but the most popular theories are that it was May 2000 or 2003, which would make him either almost 24 or almost 27 at the time. According to last year's extremely scientific Barney age poll and one really annoying wiki editor, fandom perception of his age tends to skew a bit younger, and a lot of people specifically headcanon him as 25, which arguably isn't an option if you believe this nametag is canon.
I don't really have a point to make here, but I think this is interesting. I'm also wondering how many people actually know where the 5'6 headcanon comes from, so if you were confused about that... here you go.
Edit: To clarify, this nametag is not featured in Half Life or any of the Gearbox expansions. It seems it's from Sven Co-op? So yeah, definitely not canon.
#barney calhoun#half life#no shade to anyone who hcs barney as a short king#but the fandom's selective endorsement of the info on this nametag has always confused me#if he's a manlet he's also older than most of y'all think he is
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Kazuma Asogay and Ryunosugay Naruhomo.........
(guy who never finishes art) hey guys check out this new sketch that i definitely didn't forget to put Karuma on at first
#also i know runo is like too manlet LEAVE ME ALONE HE WAS ORIGINALLY DOING THE TBOY SLOUCH BUT IT DIDNT WORK#my art#tgaa#asoryuu#as is routine for these. not tagging them individually#but i think it's pretty cute even if they both look a little off#runo's mad that he got an 89 on a paper he spent several sleepless nights on because shakespeare is impossible to make sense of#sure hope there's not a guy in his future who fancies himself a revived shakespeare who attempts a few murders#i say new sketch like this isn't weeks old#shhhhh
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of COURSE I fell for the only dude found living in Signalis... Adler....
All the characters are great though! So much gay in one game! Play it!!!!
#he's just a fucked up little manlet who longs for his tall wife your honour#signalis#signalis adler#fan art#sketches#hugo art#signalis is my current obsession sorry if I post more fan art i just really really like it#scratches that silent hill itch so bad#I WANT MORE
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i know this is a small doodle and quick but like. listen. this mushroom fella i wanted to make as a little mascot 🥹
#anthro#furry#kemono#tanuki#mushroom#please witness this manlet#(also not a real tanuki / raccoon dog but he takes slight inspo from them? idk what he actually is... forest gremlin)
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cannot stop watching this...charlie still setting new records for tiniest thing in the world
#iasip#charlie kelly#charlie day#i looked up the other guy's height and it's listed as 6'7#as discussed that's not necessarily 100% accurate but still jesus christ#they didnt need to do that but they did it on purpose :) for us :)#'yes sir! peace and love! he's a big boy...jesus'#cd#lying manlet !#he opens this scene on his own just leaning on the dumpster and puking and i involuntarily said BABY out loud#his tummy don't feel so good!!
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figuring out headcanons for my three weed smoking girlfriends (and yes they smoke weed)
#ibis art#metal gear#metal gear solid v#kazuhira miller#venom snake#revolver ocelot#yes they may have 'canon' heights. but i'll be deep in the cold hard ground before i play by the rules#i have seen some short snakes which i think is cute#but im watching my bf play and send guys sprawling every time he bumps into them. umm i think hes big as hell#and ocelot is soooo hickeycoded so he gets to be the manlet#he's around 5'10 with his lifts/heeled boots but if he took them off he'd be bitty#chewing delicately on kaz also. genuine babygirl. what's that shit they put in him that makes him soooooooo#(it's the survivor's guilt)
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tried my hand at a “human” bill design
#bill cipher#gravity falls#gravity falls fanart#human bill cipher#he would say some shit like IVE PERFECTED THE HUMAN FORM#and its the most disgusting thing you’ve ever seen#also i like the idea of him being a weird little manlet#i think it suits him
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