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guess who finally went to the hospital
#When they were taking my blood she used a really big needle and like… I didn’t wanna ask her to use the smaller one cuz I didn’t want#To come off as a coward. It didn’t hurt when they were taking my blood but now my arm hurts really bad and it’s bruised. Ehhh#I was so anxious and the doctor kept asking me to relaxe and stop moving but I couldn’t and it was embarrassing.. I have to go again later#This is too much work man. And TOO MUCH MONEY#but my mom payed so idc#the dib speakz!!#Dib death journal#<- finally getting checked out after months of using this tag LOL
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I'm on an OC kick and also super indecisive so I spun a wheel (thank you for choosing for me, RNG).
Ricardo is a body guard and is bffs with Marlo. Ricardo's current job is watching after a celebrity's daughter who the public doesn't know even exists. She's just a teenage girl vibing with her mom and getting texts and calls from her dad (who loves her a whole lot and keeps her out of the spotlight very purposefully) and has this bodyguard and his weird friend. Marlo is just vibing with his best friend.
(Also Marlo would absolutely laugh if he heard Ricardo say "someone called me eye candy and it wasn't you and now I think you should call me that")
#my characters#i have an ask in my inbox that has me obsessively thinking about drawing fanart#but i just dont have the energy for what i want to draw for it#its been a rough day guys im dying (allergies and lacking sleep)#(why are allergies so bad today i ask after shoving my face into a cat while knowing im allergic to cats)#there are some prices i will always suffer and pay in life and the cat allergy is one of them you cant keep me away from a cat#im shoving my face in their fur and you CANT STOP ME FROM IT and also they kept bothering me#anyway i got to bed at like 6am after a lot of zoomies and restless legs and then#woke up with both cats in the guest bed with me and man i will not know peace for a few days#worth it tho bc i love them and i will take suffering if it means cattention#i dont really have much to say about the ocs tbh theyre just buddies being guys and then theres a teenage girl sometimes#and people suspect ricardo is her dad and she cant really say no my dads (celebrity) since thats the entire point of rico#so she makes sure its not troublesome for him to have people assume things like that and hes just#idc im in love with my best friend and hes not giving me any kids so not like anyone will start drama if im not with your mom#but he is also ! friends with the celebrity and his wife so he does just go on Family Outings with the wife and daughter#and sometimes marlo because the wife knows of him and invites him sometimes but she treats#rico and marlo like sons instead which is a bit weird to the daughter but she likes her weird fake brothers slash dad and question mark#marlo dyes his hair pink if that matters and has been doing so for a v long time
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I DID ITTTT GUYS I DID IT ‼️‼️ AND THEY SAY ANXIETY GIRLS CAN'T ACCOMPLISH ANYTHING WELL LOOK AT ME IT ONLY TOOK A MONTH TWO TIMES ALMOST CRYING ON THE JOB A SELF INDUCED HEADACHE AND FIVE PEOPLE'S ENCOURAGEMENT ‼️‼️
#sorry to scream on your screen btw. im just hugely relieved#i think i'm like. the only non parent person with a full time job wanting a part time but it was fucking exhausting guys.#so i still have to wait next month for it to happen but it seems like it will happen and im so glad#i thought of asking for 30 hours instead of 38 but the director said he was thinking 26.30 all in the fridges team and you know what. yeah#ill take it lol idc about the pay cut#even though my mom said she thinks i should've still asked for 30 but im so fucking tired guys idc about the pay i truly don't
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ohhhh my god. okay. so. my aunt does like, she buys random junk in bulk from retail wholesalers and then resells it on like, facebook marketplace and ebay and stuff. whatever. so my mom works for her. makes a flat $50 a day, regardless of the fact that shes disabled and doing hard labor for at least 8 hours a day, often 10+. and min wage here is $10 an hour but mom argued that $50 a day is still more than what she would make working the same hours at an actual job because of taxes...like girl that would be 50% taxes. you do not pay that fucking much. so thats already Bad.
but today mom shows me a video of a knife theyre gonna sell, and i watch 2 seconds and i realize its an automatic knife, and i tell her hey. thats illegal to possess in this state. let alone sell! and mom is like ohhh [aunt] knows what shes doing itll be fine.... we sell knives on there all the time she just doesnt put pictures and calls them something else on the listing to get around fb/ebays policies :)
LIKE. HELLO. THATS NOT BETTER. YOURE COMMITTING MULTIPLE CRIMES. *AS YOUR JOB.* and she was just like "its not a big deal she knows what shes doing." folks, this is the same aunt that, very illegally, paid me to sort through her clients confidential tax documents and bank records and stuff. because she works for a bank. and took the records home to sort them. i dont think she DOES know what shes doing, actually!
#why do both of my parents need to be so impressively incompetent. i like. cannot find the words for how . i feel about this#like. idc about crimes. go forth. be free. but maybe. just maybe. you should not make your job#“hi today i will post about how i am selling illegally possessed objects on a widely used public forum”#dont do crimes STUPID. yanno.#in other parent news. its now like. month 6 or so of dad refusing to get his insurance reinstated.#hes been on the same step (taking his paystubs to the dhhr office) for like 3 months?#anyway apparently he found out today/last night that when he was a kid he was diagnosed with gastroparesis !#which is like ! cool! you have a diagnosis AND ive been living with that for 16 years and can help you 🥰#but we were sitting there with mom (this was right before the knife thing) and she was like “well you gotta get your insurance now so you#can get on the right meds“ and dad was like yeah ill go....#and mom was saying well go in the morning when they open etc etc and he was like i will#and i pointed out that just two weeks ago i told him that too. and he didnt want to. bc hed lose money due to not being able to work#and mom was like well he doesnt work at 8am. and i was like yeah i know but i told him to go at 8am two weeks ago and that was his response#and then he proceeded to claim that this whole time he didnt know they opened at 8am.#folks. he doesnt start working until like...usually 10 or so. WHAT GOVERNMENT OFFICE DOESNT OPEN UNTIL 10.#PLUS. WE LIVE IN A RURAL HOUR. *BUSY* TAKES LIKE AN HOUR. MOST OF THE TIME YOURE IN AND OUT WITHIN 20 MINITES.#ive been fucking considering PAYING HIM to go get it.#and then he claims he didnt know it opened at 8am. when i have told him that. MULTIPLE TIMES.#WHY DO THEY HAVE TO BE LIKE THISSSS THEYRE THE MOST IMMATURE ADULTS IVE EVER MET AND THATS IMPRESSIVE!!!#IVE KNOWN PEOPLE WHO PAY THEIR RENT IN COKE OR WHO ARE ESSENTIALLY PROFESSIONAL PARTIERS. AND *THEYRE* MORE RESPONSIBLE AND MATURE THAN MY#PARENTS. SO WHAT GIVES.#also theyre 50 like cmon yall. youre not even 20 or 30. i think you should know how to not like. get your job shut down or die of lack#of medication.#did i tell yall one of the times a few months ago i was nagging dad abt getting his insurance#his response was literally. no exxageration.#he was like oughhh i dont wanna see doctors because then theyll find out somethings wrong with me#and ill have to go on a bunch of medication.#and then he actually for real. said.#“being on too many medications killed my grandma”#even mom was like cmon man. thats not even true. they misdiagnosed her and put her on WRONG meds. she wasnt even on that many.
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We’ve officially hit the point where I can’t fucking sleep because of this shit and on top of everything the AC went out I literally want to cry I’m so stressed I physically feel like shit like I need to throw up I’m so tired but between my stomach hurting, the stress, and the heat I can’t
#today he told me it ‘wasn’t fair’ that I expected him and his bf to move#just because I refused to get rid of my ‘disgusting cats’ and they would be ‘happier’ in a shelter#his reasonings for why they would be happier in a shelter were all things that they did not do/did not happen until he started this shit#‘they’re always hiding and you never spend time with them’#they hide from YOU#early morning and late at night when you’re in your room they’re fine#im out here rn just sitting with them giving them attention#also yeah I used to give them attention for AT LEAST several hours of the day#but after I essentially got chased out of all the common areas no obviously that wasn’t happening#man FUCK YOU#also sorry I don’t want to spend literal THOUSANDS more than I would other wise to fucking move#esp when YOU moving means no changes in your finances#you make over 50k a year I make barely 20k AND already have more bills to pay than you#why the FUCK should I be getting stuck with the far worse financial decision#and then to try and frame it like you’re getting treated ‘unfairly’ just because I won’t get rid of my cats for you??????#I genuinely hope the stupid fucking car your mom gave you explodes tomorrow idc idc idccccc#ESPECIALLY WHEN HE BOTH THREATENED AND SAID HE DIDNT CARE TO MOVE OUT#and when I said ‘great. do that’ he starts throwing this fucking fit#I hate him so much it is so goddamn UNREAL#I am dealing with a giant man baby who has never been told no in his life before now#and it’s really fucking showing#this is what happens when parents give their kids everything they want#and you have normie cis white man privilege and have also gotten every job/into every program you’ve ever wanted with minimal effort#so when someone finally says ‘no you don’t get whatever you want at my expense’#he has the most immature meltdowns fucking imaginable#kaz rambles
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y´all, no matter what anyone says, I will never regret helping a friend
#my friend was having an asthma attack at the end of class#and we needed to get her to the hospital ASAP#so i called my dad earlier and asked him to take us there#and we did#one of friends stayed with her at the hospital until her family arrives#and i went back home#and like after lunch my dad was looking pissed at something#and when i told my mom what had happened she said it was because he got grump#when he didnt eat in a certain time period#because of his diabetes#and then she said you should have called an uber for your friend#and i was like ???#because we did consider calling an uber#but she didn´t have enough money to pay for one#plus i particularly find it safer going with people we know#because ubers here have been acting...not the greatest#and im like idc if my dad got grumpy or whatever#cause my friend needed us and we helped her#and she´s feeling better now
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iiiiii think im moving in with my mommmm todayyyyy
#it has gotten so bad with my grandma i simply cant. stand being yelled at every time im awake anymore.#idc what she does once im gone either like lmao have fun in the nursing home or whatever. bitch#i told her i dont feel comfortable being in the car with her anymore because shes been having trouble#paying attention to the road and speeding without noticing and almost hitting cars multiple times#and i said that i would have my mom pick me up. and she would take me to the store instead and id do her shopping for her#and she took it as a huge insult and it blew up WAYYYY out of proportion for no reason. the past 5 hours have been#a nonstop argument#and im simply over it
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Let’s play the “how long will I stay at home until the tornado is at my door” game
#meows#wish I had my own shelter but I do not#highkey stupid that places prone to tornadoes#don’t just have shelters installed. can’t afford it?#dw the government will pay for it. idc#I’d hafta go to my gma’s house and I get nervous keeping#Skeets caged for so long#plus my mom already somehow overstimulated me#and I’d hafta talk w my gma for who knows how long#I just wanna sit in the quiet 😭
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a kid just came up to my door and asked for money that their school is raising mons for a field trip, which is chill, could it of been a scam? maybe? do i care? no. i just need to get this thought out or else i’m gonna think circles around it forever no matter how much I don’t care.
brains are stupid what can I say
#ker talks#nope im still thinking about it goddamn it#look schools typically have forms and a place to put your name and they typically dont raise money with out one#and usually its for other parents within the school#and there isn’t just one child walking around#and the kid looked at my car knowing i was home when no one else was#and its still a school day#and hes wearing a pricey uni sweater#but at the same time#even if it isn’t for a field trip and hes lying i hope hes happy#like maybe hes being hassled for money from a student or parents#or just wants to get a goddamn snack#so idc#enjoy the 50 literatly all the cash i have#i think i will laugh if his parents find out and march up to my door to apologize cause i’ll have to play along#and then get chewed out by my mom#and it’s probably like the 50th time ive been scammed but its chill#im so bad with money im happy to give it away#i say as i have bills to pay and no job so i’m slowly watching my bank account dwindle#and atressing about the fact im gonna owe the gov some money come tax season#and no one will hire me fucking hell#idk where i went wrong in life#i literatly bought a stranger a 300 phone once cause i was in highschool and had a job#but i wasnt using the money so i thought why not#also i just wanted to call on discord with them#we talked for like a week#im always paying for everyones shit#im not even mad even if i sound like it#i feel like my outrage is manufactured because im supposed to be mad#but idk if im capable of that in this scenario
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i guess maybe i should or at another time would have a complex about having the least higher ed of a lot of my friends and family but truly i'm just like super proud and happy for them but also feel more and more secure and chill in my career and knowing i prob don't ever wanna go get a masters.
maybe my parents are secretly disappointed in my sister and i since they both have phds idk but honestly it's amazing she got a bachelors w how much she struggled w school (she's a genius esp w math but had undiagnosed ADHD). more than that i'm like are they sad neither of us are ever gonna have kids most likely - i do think my mom would have been the best grandma ever but i can't have kids i don't want just for that yknow. at least all of our cousins are having a ton of kids, it's not the same but she doesn't have no kids in her life. i do wish i lived closer to where i could see them more but ah well!
#megamazing#not a clue what i'm saying rn mg head hurts so bad fuck me#anyways. there have been times esp if i read the alumnae notes#that i'm like damn i'm a failure!!!#years ago it was more bc i hated my jobs and felt dead end#but now that i have a job i love and pays well i mom chillin idc that it's not impressive#to work in HR i'm good at it i love it and it's not hugely stressful#at least at my current job#last one was stressful bc the boss was a dick#anywaysssss
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a/n; can you believe it took me this long to post a max smau my name is literally verstarppen this is so embarrassing [ series masterlist ]
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saw your tags and i agree but u talked about touring not being necessary and they only do that but if it’s their passion like louis said that he feel in love with music again and his career after walls tour than it’s worth it? like they won’t take this when they die but if it’s what they love doing…..
i have no problem with touring. it’s touring CONSTANTLY that’s the problem for me. like give yourself a break and us a break.
#i don’t need a 2 year tour from either of them#1d days fr#also it’s so obvious louis’ tour habits#are HORRIBLE#he broke his arm twice touring THIS YEAR#last year 😳#he gets drunk every night#pays to smoke indoors 🤮 (doesn’t care for rules)#(i hate people who smoke indoors my dads parents did and it ruined his childhood and took his mom)#trauma dumping but idc moderation is fine smoking a pack a day? yeah no#ranting again but idc#anon#also want harry to be a tour wife so he can keep louis in check#this is a joke maybe#they have access to the best treatment blah blah#do you even want to have to get treatment in the first place?!?!?
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✩ ˛˚ . 𝓨𝓞𝓤 𝓟𝓡𝓔𝓣𝓔𝓝𝓓 𝓣𝓞 𝓑𝓔 𝓐𝓢𝓛𝓔𝓔𝓟 𝓐𝓡𝓞𝓤𝓝𝓓 𝓣𝓗𝓔𝓜 & 𝓨𝓞𝓤𝓡 𝓒𝓗𝓘𝓛𝓓𝓡𝓔𝓝 feat. JUJUTSU KAISEN!
ஜ ˖ ࣪࿐ྂ characters: gojo satoru, itadori yuuji, fushiguro megumi, nanami kento & geto suguru!
warnings! sfw, dad!au, all characters written age 22+, f!reader (they’re referred to as ‘mommy’) ♡ ˖ ࣪࿐ྂ note! guys i literally found these hcs written & finished at the very bottom of my drafts so i’m posting idc, theyre v old & short so they may suck but pls accept my love!
✩ ˛˚ . GOJO SATORU
you hear him gossiping to your daughter who’s only a toddler when they return home, hearing her gasp dramatically at his words as they get closer. “sweet thi— oh?” gojo cuts himself off, followed by a few seconds of silence before you hear him whisper “hm, looks like mommy’s all tired out, princess. maybe we should just forget movie night and eat dessert before dinner.”
his words are goading and you try to hide the pout on your lips when they’re followed by a few of his heavy footsteps as he approaches you, like he’s trying to size you up for a reaction — looking for it as he pays careful attention to your features like he doesn’t have ever inch of you mapped out by memory.
it seems like an instant before they’re by the side of the couch, crouching down slightly to place a gentle kiss to your cheek, soft despite the way his lips linger on the skin as they move against you ��� enough for you to be able to feel the signature smirk you can only assume paints his pretty features right.
“really, sweet girl? i thought you knew me better than to pretend to be asleep.” gojo drawls and you almost jolt when he whips the blanket off of you with a gasp. “awake? all this time? princess i just don’t think they wanted to watch movies with us.” his tone laced with teasing as his lips curl into a smug grin — while you watch him turn to your daughter with a hand on his hip, yes you’re roped into it, not that you’re complaining.
✩ ˛˚ . ITADORI YUUJI
you hear their shared footsteps running up the hall as you quickly pull the blanket over your body, closing your eyes just as they burst through the door, closely followed by a gasp from your husband before you hear your son copy him — you always found it charming the way he truly seen him as his idol.
“oh no, mommy’s asleep so we gotta be quiet okay?” yuuji whisper shouts, a smaller voice piping up after with a just as excitable “bu’ you said we should never sleep with no goodnigh’ kiss.” your son tries to whisper back and you want to laugh at how loud they’re both talking while also trying to be quiet.
“you’re right! good job remembering!” you’re trying your best to bite back the smile you can feel twitch at your lips — the interaction making you feel warm in the best sort of way, but you hear them both begin to approach you before there’s a suspicious silence and you wonder if you’ve been caught.
“okay you go first then i’ll go!” you finally hear your husband say and you want to smile when you feel your sons lips press against your cheek before he pulls away again, whispering as he does “goodnigh’ mommy” followed by yuuji’s shortly after with a “goodnight baby.” hearing them leave after with a very quiet high five “wanna play a game now?”
✩ ˛˚ . NANAMI KENTO
you hear your husband’s chuckle as he returns home from picking up your daughter from school, your daughter rambling about what she learned before they enter the living room, noticing you asleep on the couch before nanami shushes her gently.
“how about you tell me all about it in the kitchen, princess? let’s let your mom rest.” he grumbles and it’s silent for a moment until you hear a cabinet close, feeling the familiar touch of your husbands lips on your skin when he leans down to place a gentle kiss to your forehead.
“sleep well, sweetheart.” nanami breathes, calloused thumb smoothing over your cheek soothingly incase he woke you, but allowing your daughter to kiss the same place he did before she’s copying her dads movements and tracing over the same spot with her smaller hand.
“that’s it, good job, princess. you want to help daddy make them some tea?” he grumbles, followed by a whispered “yes” before they move quietly to the kitchen.
✩ ˛˚ . FUSHIGURO MEGUMI
it’s quiet when you hear megumi and your daughter return home from school, her smaller hand still wrapped in his bigger one as he carries her pink bag pack over his shoulder with a pout on his lips (he knows he spoils her).
but as soon as they meet your figure draped so dreamily on the couch, pretending to be asleep — all sound dies down before you’re only met with light shuffling, the noise accompanied by the feeling of a soft blanket being draped over you a few moments later.
“like this.” megumi whispers, tucking it underneath you gently, he’s being careful not to wake you and you can’t deny the way it makes your heart swell. but not as much as it does when you feel the same movements on the other side — except by a smaller pair of hands this time and you can almost imagine the soft, proud smile on his face with the little. “is mommy warm now?”
your daughter tries to whisper, the sound comes out a little louder than intended, but you don’t mind when you hear your husband huff out a laugh after. “almost.” megumi hums, silence following his words before you feel him rest his lips along your forehead a few moments later with a soft breath. “there, perfect.”
✩ ˛˚ . GETO SUGURU
you hear the gentle of hum of geto’s soft laugh as he returns home with your daughter after the school run, both of their shared footsteps shuffling down the hallway as you work to quickly make yourself look comfortable on the couch. you lie back, pulling the blankets up to your chin just a few moments before their careful steps stop in the doorway, followed by a gentle shhh from your dark haired boyfriend as you hear them both fall silent.
“is mommy sleeping?” your daughter asks before it’s followed by a set of heavy steps—confirming that’s it’s exactly who you think it is when you sense his presence squat down at the side of the couch as his dark eyes probably settle on your features.
“seems that way.” geto grunts and you give it a few moments, hoping he hasn’t picked up on your little act before you feel his fingertips brush along your cheek, followed by a sigh before he’s falling into his place beside you softly. he moves you carefully until you’re pressed in his lap and you feel his other arm raise as your daughter asks “what’re you doing?” despite the way she approaches anyway.
“hm? i think i should get to cuddle with my favourite girls. cmeer.” and you think maybe you should keep up your little act a while longer as you nuzzle yourself into his chest with a content sigh when his lips press softly against your temple. but then he speaks against your skin and you can’t help the way you have to bite back a grin. “you really think you can trick me, pretty girl? i thought you knew me better than that.”
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shinee bf! headcanons
pairing: ot5!shinee x reader
tag: fluff!!
warnings: n/a
a/n: this is my first time writing in this format, so pls show this some love if you like it !!
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⚝onew
quietly attentive. he doesn't often tell you how much he loves you, but you can see it through his actions. NEVER lets you pay for dinner. he's always sneaky about it, but even if you put your card down, he subtly exchanges your card with his so you don't have to pay a single cent. he's always interested in what you're doing! even if you're just reading a book on the couch or doing your makeup, he's watching attentively and asking questions. he loves to listen to you talk about your day. as soon as you come home from work or from a day out with friends or family, he's asking you how your day went, what you did, if you had a good time, etc. he wants the details, too. so don't leave anything out! he just loves spending time with you. you could be doing the most mundane tasks, and he'd be looking at you with the most loving face. seriously, you could just be like, cleaning the fridge and he'd be staring at you like 🥹 overall, jinki is the most attentive and loving boyfriend you could ask for<3
⚝jonghyun
very loud about his love for you! words of affirmation are 100% how he shows his love in your relationship. you could have just woken up, crust in the corners of your eyes, your hair a mess, stinky morning breath, and creases on your face from laying on the pillow, and he'd just be like "you're so pretty :3" like, omfg. he loooves showing you off, but still likes to keep your relationship private. it's very conflicting for him. he loves taking you to dinner with his family! he loves to watch you talk with his mom while making food and drinking wine. i think he'd like to let you lead the way in the relationship, just so he knows that you two are always doing things that you love and are comfortable with. but!! if you don't feel like making the decisions and just want him to take you out and make the decisions, he's more than happy to do so! he just wants you to be happy :))) overall, jjong wants you to feel as happy, loved, and comfortable as possible in the relationship! (literally my dream man 😔✊️)
⚝key
kibum loooves going out and showing you off !! but unlike jonghyun, he doesn't gaf about keeping your relationship private- he wants everyone to know that you're his and he's yours! will spoil you to no end! you two could just be walking down the street, and you'd point out a cute skirt or something in a store window, and he'd immediately walk in to buy it for you. he treats valentines day like the most important day of the year. he'll pull out all the stops- breakfast in bed, gives you little presents throughout that day, takes you out for a FANCY dinner (probably reserved the whole restaurant for a few hours just so you two would be the only ones there), he even picks out your outfit and jewelry for the day so you two can match. speaking of which!! he loooves wearing matching outfits! not in a tacky, literally wearing the exact same clothes kind of way- but a "classy" matching. like, wearing the same color scheme. just something subtle as another way to show the world that you two are together. in conclusion: kibum is quite literally obsessed with you, and he wants EVERYONE to know it.
⚝minho
immediately obsessed with you from the beginning of the relationship! he is the single most husband-material man in the world, idc. will make you breakfast in bed as often as he can! even if you guys don't live together, he'll literally doordash a breakfast burrito or smth to your house just so he's sure you eat something in the morning. probably starts looking for rings just a few months into the relationship- but he won't tell you that bc he doesn't wanna freak you out. he's so sure that you're THE ONE, though. acts of service is 100% his love language. he just likes doing the little things for you! whether it's hanging up your jacket when you come home from work, washing the dishes, or learning how to make your favorite food, he's more than happy to do it! probably learns how to braid your hair! idk, i just feel like that's something he'd do. like, he'd wanna learn how to braid your hair so it's out of your face while you're sleeping</3. he loves talking about your future together! marriage, kids, retirement, all of it! he just loves to imagine your life together<3. minho is the guy that's in it for the long haul- he's the one you know you're gonna grow old with.
⚝taemin
he's a little weird!! but you love him, so it's okay!! just has the oddest little ways to show his love for you. like, i feel like he bites?? not hard, it's really more like, mouthing?? like, you guys will just be sitting on the couch watching tv, and he'll just gently bite your shoulder. and he'll stay there for a while, just like, holding your skin with his teeth. he likes to send you songs that remind him of you, but sometimes they're just so?????? like, he'll send you a song and be like "this came on shuffle and reminded me of you :3" and you're just sitting there confused like, bro this is literally "fireball" by pitbull??? silly stuff aside, i feel like he'd like to let you plan things!! not bc he doesn't want to- he just likes to let you take charge! you two will be deciding on where to go for dinner, and you'll be like "let's go here!" and he'll just be like, "okay :3" no arguing at all, he'll just go along with whatever you say! but he still likes to take care of you! like, he'll do little things like, zipping up your jacket, or holding the car door open for you, or bringing the blankets up to your chin while you're in bed so you don't get cold :((( also, kind of like the random biting thing, i feel like he just likes to hold you. like, you'll be standing at the stove cooking dinner, and he'll come up behind you and hug you TIGHT. like, you can barely breathe, but you know he just loves you so much, so let him squeeze the air out of you <3. taemin is the type of boyfriend that wants to be romantic, but he's just not really sure how! you two have your own way of going about things, and that makes you happy :)
a/n no.2: i went a little overboard with taemin, but i had a lot to say about that funky guy!! if you liked this, a like and reblog would be highly appreciated!! i love u guys. thanks for reading<333
#shinee x reader#shinee fluff#shinee headcanons#shinee fanfic#onew x reader#onew fluff#onew headcanons#onew fanfic#lee jinki x reader#lee jinki fluff#lee jinki headcanons#lee jinki fanfic#jonghyun x reader#jonghyun fluff#jonghyun headcanons#jonghyun fanfic#kim kibum x reader#kim kibum fluff#kim kibum headcanons#kim kibum fanfic#choi minho x reader#choi minho fluff#choi minho headcanons#choi minho fanfic#taemin x reader#taemin fluff#taemin headcanons#taemin fanfic#shinee fic♡
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sweet relief | l. norris | part four
✩₊˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧ it's so reckless of me...
summary: in which you fall for your best friend’s teammate and keeping it a secret proves to be harder than you intended. or when all you need is sweet relief the rest of the world fades away. pairing: social media au || lando norris x piastri bsf!reader fc: olivia rodrigo <3
inspired by the song ‘sweet relief’ by madison beer
ALL PARTS HERE
a/n: hi i'm veryyyyy sorry for how long it took me to get this one up but it has a bit more than the other parts did & its currently finals week so the end of the semester is always very busy so i didn't have much time to work on this. hope you enjoy xx
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yourusername i don't dream of anyone else...
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user1 SHES IN JAPAN EVERYONE UP
user2 miss girl...this caption...the rumors...is it lyrics...what does it all mean%^&(@&@(!
user3 this caption after all the rumors ohhh my girl dont give a fuckkkk
user4 can't tell if this is her confirming or denying
⤷ user5 ...or living her life and not paying it any mind
user6 WHY THE FUCK IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE LAST PHOTO??? ITS LITERALLY THE ELEVATOR AND FIT SHE WAS IN FROM THE DELETED PIC ON LANDOS STORY HELLO
⤷ user7 wait omfg it is.... idk why i didnt realize it sooner ⤷ user8 pls they do not gafffff anymore basically telling us they're together ⤷ user9 omg what deleted story???? ⤷ user10 go to @/norrisupdates on twitter i think they posted it before he deleted
user11 max fewtrell in the likes oh i am Thinking
lilymhe prettiest girl <3
⤷ yourusername i love u so dearly ms lily ⤷ user12 this is wag confirmation idc
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landonorris DOUBLE PODIUM!!!!!!!!!! Congrats mate! Thanks @/mclaren 🧡
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mclaren Very good, very nice. 🏆🏆👏
oscarpiastri Well done mate 👊
riabish 🙌
user13 ANOTHER PODIUM THATS MY GOAT
user14 who would've thought... wow i am so proud
user15 mclaren double podium i used to pray for times like these
yourusername conhrsts 😭🧡
⤷ landonorris hmm sorry what was that ⤷ yourusername oh my god i couldn't see through my tears YOU KNEW WHAT I MEANT ⤷ user16 COULDNT SEE THROUGH HER TEARS PLSSS SHES JUST LIKE US ⤷ user17 mom and dad are fighting i dont like this
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oscarpiastri One for the mantelpiece 🏆 and driver of the day too!! you guys 🧡
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landonorris Congrats mate!!
⤷ oscarpiastri You too mate! (and i'm not talking about the podium 😉) ⤷ landonorris ...I take it back ⤷ user19 oscar piastri what the FUCK is that supposed to mean
yourusername I AM CRYING LIKE A PARENT DROPPING THEIR CHILD OFF FOR THEIR FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL
⤷ user15 yn & lando parents to oscar has now been confirmed
yourusername so beyond proud of you oscar 🥹
⤷ oscarpiastri 🧡🧡 ⤷ user20 cannot imagine how she feels watching him all her life through karting till now and getting to witness his first podium oh my gosh im crying again ⤷ user21 STFU NOW IM CRYING
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yourusername my new single, 'sweet relief' will be all yours in one week. presave at the link in my bio<3
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user30 BEST DAY OF MY LIFE ARE U KIDDING
user31 love song about lando calling it now
user32 sobbing my eyes out new yn music
user33 BABE WAKE UP YN YLN ANNOUNCED NEW MUSIC
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user34 HIT OF THE YEAR INCOMING
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alex_albon lily and i will be streaming❗️❗️
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#formula 1#lando norris#lando norris x reader#lando norris smau#landoscar#lando norris imagine#lando norris x you#lando norris fanfic#f1 2023#formula one#formula one fic#lando norris fluff#oscar piastri#olivia rodrigo#wallowsrigo#wallowsrigosweetrelief
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planet girl ˚ ༘♡ ⋆。˚
ღsynopsis: husband!eren is the best!!
ღan: idk. the song has nothing to do with the story but idc, it’s tooo good! song inspo: planet girl
ღcw: ehh nothing too big.
♡ husband!eren is sooo obsessed with you, it’s not even funny. he knows every part of you, how your mind works, how your body reacts to his touches, and overall infatuated with you.
♡ husband!eren lovessss buying you flowers, especially your favorites: white tulips
♡ if husband!eren goes one hour without getting a texting from you, he thinks he’ll go insane
♡ husband!eren loves when you send him outfits to choose from, whether it’s a cute workout fit, or a nice out with the girls (you have 2 daughters), he wants to see everything!
♡ husband!eren is the type to wear matching pj’s on christmas, even if you choose all pink pj’s he’ll wear them.
♡ husband!eren enjoys going shopping with you, as long as he’s paying and it’s making him happy? it’s worth his while
♡ husband!eren HATES when his moms has her monthly parties, but seeing you in this dress makes him want to even get to the party faster to show you off:
“eren, hold on, can i put my heels on?” “i’ll put them on for you, hurry i don’t wanna be late-” “you just said you didn’t wanna go?” “not until i saw you- babe i don’t gotta explain it c’monn!
♡ when you made your first youtube video on your skincare routine, husband!eren made sure he was included for everything, he just can’t leave you alone!
♡ husband!eren loves your monthly dumps of you and him on your public finsta
♡ husband!eren loves groping your tits, no matter where he is he’d aqueeze them every chance he gets
♡ husband!eren lovessss children, even though you both already have a daughter, he’s steadily wanting another:
“awww you’re so cute! my lovely daughter!” you kissed her cheeks, hearing her giggles warm up your heart. “want another?” your brows furrowed, “huh?” “i didn’t stutter, besides one more couldn’t hurt right?”
ღan: wow. wow wow wow.
#eren yaeger x reader#attack on titan#eren headcanons#eren x black fem!reader#eren jaeger x reader#aot x y/n#aot fanfiction#eren x reader#fluff#aot x black reader
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