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Rode a horse for the first time today! I would show pictures but I'm weirdly committed to concealing my appearance from Tumblr lmao.
My horse's name was Socks, and he was a spirited little chestnut. It felt surprisingly natural to be on a horse! I wasn't expecting it to be so easy and to come to me so naturally. Me and the horse got into a little groove after a while, despite how picky he was being. My mom also got kicked off by her horse! She's totally fine tho. She's ridden horses before and knows exactly what to do if a horse starts to throw you off. I also found god in the colors of the flowers! So that's good!
Felt fine until a few hours later when my ass started to hurt (I got no meat on the cheeks) and let's just say, I Was Not On My Period Before I Rode The Horse.
#saddles were not made for the cheekless#ppl think id be great at riding horses cuz im naturally fit and im almost small enough to be a jockey#but my fat sister#(not derogatory)#doesn't feel shit lmao#and she gets the big kind horses#shes also much better at swimming cuz my twig limbs do nothing#super fun i will now revolve my entire personality around horses#my posts#dragon speaks
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surrounding myself with a bubble of diversity and self love and body positivity online and then being exposed to normies who actually care about conventional beauty standards feels so fucking bizarre. like you people just live like this??? are you not tired???
#eliot posts#had to spend the week around my sister#and heard her talking about how much she wished she could remove/change certain aspects of her face#aspects which i also have#and generally like about myself and consider to be part of my charm#like girl what the fuck is a buccal fat#yinz are just making shit up to fuck with me i swear
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Let those old men cuddle on a couch 🙏
Werewolf and vampire version under the cut ✌️
YOU BETTER BELIEVE THIS IS CANON IN MY HALLOWEEN AU 😝
Also this post glitched and posted twice sorry guys 🙏
#sorry for giving Stan such a fat ass I got many complaints while drawing it from my peers (brother and sister)#i draw what i see guys 🙏 he has a fat ass i have to draw it#free will is a beautiful thing 🙏#fiddlestan is actually the only ship i draw anymore guys I'm sorry#cole's art#art#gravity falls#grunkle stan#stanley pines#fiddleford mcgucket#fiddlestan#fiddleford hadron mcgucket#vampire fiddleford#werewolf stan pines#werewolf stan#gravity falls halloween au
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how i sleep every night knowing my special pretty boy knight kingslayer has been alive and well traveling the riverlands with the maid of tarth for the past 13 slutty slutty years
#jaime lannister#brienne of tarth#jaime x brienne#asoiaf#a song of ice and fire#jon snow could never... my sister is still coping#grrm#valyrianscrolls#my itty bitty secret is that i might've read ahead w jaime chapters well into affc and adwd... i would say it was to find hoster blackwood#but that'd be one fat lie
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Metalhawk: bro stop calling my people NAILS
Starscream: if you tase me im gonna make u my dead wife istg
Wheeljack: why do your optics turn separate directions whenever i mention the word 'plan'.
Ratchet: yeah i have arthritis so idc if i die tbh :/
rodimus: im buying an rv and me and all these strangers (who like me more than u, not that it matters ) (im hot) are gonna * EXPLODES EVERYONE *
wheeljack, in the middle of discussing a very elaborate pain-staking plan:... ... something just exploded & i wasn't the cause 😢...
prowl: WHERE IS YOUR RAGE
needlenose: i sure love my big dumb evil husband. sure hope a disgruntled little popcorn kernel doesn't detonate a bomb in his head
Wheeljack: fuck my life
Starscream: i love lying, so, naturally-- im gonna become a politician.
ironhide: i saw the hat man
the intelligent Bumble (bee):
#i love bees fat round face so fucking much#i will never stand for g1 bee slander like he is so fucking cute to me#c:#HES LITERALLY JUST THAT STOP BEING MEAN TO HIM#round face bee enjoyer first. everything else second#megatron tried crushing idw bee's robot skull bcs he could not contain the cuteness aggression#see bee to me is like seeing a hamster and wanting to bite its head off#or a spherical bird like u are socute.. how are you Real#transformers idw#transformers#maccadam#bumblebee#wheeljack#needlenose#I FKING LOVE NEEDLENOSE BTW I WANT HIM AND HORRIBULL TO SHOW UP AT BREAKDOWN AND KNOCKOUTS WEDDING UNINVITED#AND ABSOLUTELY CAUSE A GIANT DRUNKEN MESS FOR NO REASON#knockout kills them both#bumblebee says thank primus finally#prowl#ratchet#love how bee was like ... everybody wants to leave me to join stupid awesomesauce rodimus :( they go on a fun vacation meanwhile#im stuck in my shitty fucking house being the sole caretaker of my shitty fucking violent ass sundown grandpa (planet cybertron)#bcs i was always the nice & nuturing sister & then my grandpas gonna die and rodimus is gonna give me an LOL as a funeral expense donation#bumblebee is always the bridesmaid and never the bride so hes just invited to every wedding. thats why he was at knockout & breakdowns#he also loves wedding food#starscream#metalhawk#TO BE FAIR.. BEE DID TRY NOT TO CALL THEM THAT#b4 immediately forgetting after attempting like once or twice and reverting back to calling them nails#ironhide
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so fucking sick of fatphobia in doctors and nurses. my sister lost over 10 pounds in one week because she was suffering from serotonin syndrome (WHICH CAN KILL YOU) but since shes ~slightly chubby~ both the nurse AND HER ACTUAL DOCTOR congratulated her on her weight loss. the weight she lost because her body was failing. she was practically dying and they congratulated her
#my entire life has been this but to see it happen to my sister of all people is so enraging because shes not even a fat kid#but to most thats what they see first
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Local LHB (long haired butch) Thunderstorm Euphoria
#diarmuid makes a post#butch#lesbian#daily life of diarmuid#butch lesbian#ft my#diarmuid big naturals#tumblrino butch antics#butch4butch#butch4stud#butch4femme#severe thunderstorm#nonbinary butch#lhb#long haired butch#long hair butch#thunderstorm#fat butch#fat lesbian#this isn’t posed I was literally just full of joie de vivre and my sister took pics#butch dyke#dyke pride
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Honorary ancestor and descendant. Or honorary sisters, whichever you prefer
If you've seen this before, that's because I had originally posted this on my main 3 years ago, @someone-online!! I'm just now reuploading these to my art blog since I stopped posting this au publicly. The last image is actually new though, I don’t like how the original looks anymore and would prefer not to reupload that for this lol, so I just redrew it
#you can tell that last one is new not just bc it matches my current style but also bc that one has maya drawn fat and w curly hair. which#is how i currently draw her lol#aa time travel au#ace attorney#the great ace attorney#maya fey#susato mikotoba#artists on tumblr#id in alt text#i love the dynamic these two have for this au. they are sisters despite the century that separates them
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my brother is visiting which means his cat is too and so periodically somewhere in my house you'll hear one or more of us chanting SHRIMP SHRIMP SHRIMP SHRIMP followed by the world's tiniest most pathetic meow, and then riotous cheering
#meanwhile im chilling with Shrimp's sister Tuna in my room because she's cute and fat and quiet#and doesn't knock literally all of my shit off my shelves#Shrimp is smooth brained
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Watched Swing kids last night
That’s all I wanted to say.
#My irl friends don’t like Robert Sean Leonard#QUICK validate me and my little (big fat) celebrity crush#My mom said “Oh yeah I saw swing kids in theatres#I must have blocked it out of my memory.”#I think I might too…. (Block it out of my memory)#I wouldn’t stop talking#My little sister got mad at my for saying “He looks like a wet cat” 5 times#Understandably#I also love Christian Bale but#Not Thomas I don’t like you Thomas 🫵#My sister wouldn’t stop rewinding when rsl said “Fucking”#And I said “WHY?!” And she said “I’ve never heard him say a cuss world before.”#Anyways….#Joonbug journal
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gonna be honest the biggest problem i have with my artstyle is the struggle to draw leaner/sharp jaw characters
#its difficult bcuz. i draw them with fat cheeks LMFAO#this is about drawing caitlyn for my sister#i think im gonna sweat if anyone comm me to do any arcane characters cuz i dont think i can LMAO#its such a crazy godlike artstyle and uuuu want me to do it??? in my style?????? i cant own up to that#thank god it's just my sister LMAO#we'll see how it goes im fiddling with it in krita#gummmyspeaks
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It's Fat Fuck Friday, that means Big Sis gets to choke you out with her thighs!!
#🎀: This post is silly but I really enjoy being kinda chubby! I like poking and squishing the fat on my body.#fauxcest#fauxc3st#big sis lil bro#big sis lil sis#1cky sister#1cky big sister#siscon#brocon#femdxm#chubby girl
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one thing that i don't think we talk about enough is the connection between fatphobia/skinnyphobia and ableism. like how many times have you heard someone say "i'm just concerned about their health", "they're so skinny they look sickly", "their weight will cause health problems" etc, said in a derogatory tone. and yeah sometimes weight is linked to health problems. that is true. but how is that a bad thing? when people scoff at overweight or underweight people and justify it with "they must be so unhealthy", it not only reinforces beauty standards as they pertain to size, but it also implies that health is morally good, and anyone who "looks unhealthy" (and of course not everyone who is overweight or underweight is unhealthy, that's just a connection people make because beauty standards are so fucked up) is morally reprehensible. i know i'm not the first person to say it, far from it, but i do think health should be discussed more when we're talking about body image and the pressure put on people, and especially women, to look a certain way. it's not just about size, it's about not showing any signs that you may struggle with your health in any way. whether it's hormonal imbalances, mental health, or anything else. the pressure put on people, and again, women especially, to look a certain way, is (and this just an example) one of the reasons why it still takes some people years to get diagnosed with pcos. you get told that if you're gaining weight, then you should go to the gym and diet to lose it. you get asked how many burgers you've had in the past month. because if your weight is "abnormal" then it must be because of something bad you did. if you're unhealthy it must be your fault. god forbid every body be naturally different and react to things differently. so anyway idk how to end this but like, body shaming and health shaming often go hand in hand and, i think, should be treated as a joint issue.
#rain posts#idk if this is coherent#i'm just so tired of struggling with my health and being told to exercise more#i'm tired of my little sister being told to monitor everything they eat because they're gaining weight#BY THEIR ENDOCRINOLOGIST#like we KNOW my sister has a hormonal imbalance#they went through puberty at like 7 years old#and yet their doctor (and my mum) keeps telling them to diet#i'm so tired of being told that fat = bad and that unhealthy = bad#and that if you're unhealthy you should at least try to hide it#you can't look fat because then people might know you're sick#or think you're sick even when you're not#if i start to scream i'll never stop
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femme shenanigans 🤍
#ok to rb#this is the first white tank top ive willingly owned in YEARS btw#i get the appeal#i get it now#i got a second one with this too and i need to fix the shoulders#cause it'll definitely be like. a real staple i think if i do thay#(i got it too big tho 🙃)#femme dyke#fat femme#femme lesbian#femme4butch#butch bait#dyke bait#femme4all#femme#bun.life#also if ur curious: my sister's having a girl 💞
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oh my gawwddd i stormed away from the dinner table bc my brother in law was like hey don't you have a new year's resolution to start running and my mom made fun of the way i pronounce Rs and i went to my room and started crying like a babyyyyyyy
#1. i was very sleepy before dinner and tried to catch a nap but they kept barging into my room like hey jsyk dinner's cooking#2. didn't start crying until my mom went into my room to apologize and i was like no i'm not mad it's just like SURE let's ask kat#if she's gonna start running bc she's such a fat cow and when's she's gonna get a driving license (yesterday's topic) a better job#and some friends#i don't even think the bil meant it like that i did say i need a yoga mat when older sister asked what i want for christmas#and they got me one and they were like hopefully you gotten it yet and i was like nah i was waiting until new year's#so i am just insane.
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I saw a stupid post on instagram about how being called skinny made this person change how they dress and wrecked their confidence and blah blah and with very few exceptions all the comments were like “oh mean fat people! It hurts just as much getting told to eat a burger than being told to stop eating burgers.” And its like I’m sorry you feel bad about your body, but until skinny people are consistently being told to get invasive surgeries or to take potentially dangerous medicines to get fat I will not feel bad for you for being skinny. Like genuinely, I do feel for anyone who is insecure about how they look, that is a shame. But you cannot tell me that it’s because you get bullied for being skinny.
#captain’s own#dumb bitch hours#personal logs#tw fatphobia#like for example#my sister was very thin growing up. I don’t think she weighed more than 100 pounds until well after she graduated college.#The worst thing someone ever said to her about her size was that she was so small she should buy doll clothes#Not super nice but relatively harmless#Around the same age I was told that I was so fat no man would ever want me and I’d be lucky to be *****#And I ADORE my sister and after she started gaining weight after her wedding she mentioned that she wasn’t feeling great about her body#but that she felt bad for saying any of that to me because she knew I dealt with worse from our parents and the world at large#and I told her that she didn’t need to feel bad because sadly women are just expected and forced to feel bad about the way their bodies loo#and that I am always here for her if she is upset about her body cause I know how it feels and I’ve had to work not to feel that way#okay sorry for the rant that’s my fatphobia post for the next few months#just don’t be clowns
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