#but my brain said nope

[kschmidts-a]

g'morning  my  friends!!  here's  to  an  awesome  weekend  <3  don't forget  that  self  care  ok?

[unadulteratedsuitphantom]

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[keferon]

Did you think I was done? Ahahahaha no, I have more.

Because chapter 70 of MOMU gave me the very dynamic between them that I missed so much, I just blacked out and started drawing uncontrollably lmao

Also. ALSO. I noticed a while ago that Prowl has the habit of..like…constantly frowning. So. I did a bit of research and made this graph.

In 70 chapters, Prowl frowns rougly 104 times. And the intensity of this gesture is very clearly correlated with the development of his relationship with Jazz, as you can see ahahahahah It might be wrong tho don’t take me seriously I’m not good with graphs

[settingorange]

"I will cast abominable filth at you, make you vile, and make you a spectacle." Nahum 3:6

If We Were Villains - M.L. Rio / Twenty-four months - Everymanhybrid / Paparazzi performed at the 2009 VMAs - Lady Gaga / Class Trial 6 - Danganronpa V3 / Ricky "Jupe" Park - Nope (2022) / christmas. - Everymanhybrid / The Wicker King - K. Ancrum

[itspileofgoodthings]

i love my counselor because she refuses to pry. don’t even know if she knows that’s an option, I have so rarely met a person who stays so thoroughly in her lane.

[elliewiltarwyn]

me: staring at the ceiling at 5 AM trying and failing to sleep but very extremely not thinking about a one-off AU gpose i did on a whim that i explicitly do not want to continue with in my personal canon

my stupid fucking gremlin brain: "what if in that AU mia was pregnant when she got on the train, so in addition to seeing their wife age 30 years in the span of a week ellie and lily suddenly have to reckon with having an adult child that did not exist a week ago in the source and mia had to reckon with being a single mother even though she knows her partners are alive"

me: "hey what the fuck is wrong with you"

[skyward-floored]

Bouncing around wips too much I need to probably just pick one but my tired brain isn’t letting me do that

[wuxian-vs-wangji]

I would like to share with you a story from my time at Yonsei University in South Korea:

The Americans arrived about 4-5 days early, giving everyone a few schedule-free days to deal with jetlag and get acclimated before our Korean roommates arrived.

First semester, I had issues with my roommates keeping the room insanely hot (like, they kept the room so hot that laptops would overheat), mainly via the floor heater. My roommates had more flaws than good points and were actually banned from the program for academic reasons.

All I was told about second semester was that they actually put special focus on who my roommates would be, as a sort of apology for how bad mine were.

So, second semester, my first roommate arrives, a small and adorably doll-like girl whose English name was Sophia. Sweet, cute, almost cartoonishly high-pitched voice. She comes in and in the most angelic tone goes "Do you like it hot or cold?" I answered cold, and she grinned and said "Me too!" and walked over to the coil where the floor heater connected to power, slammed her designer stiletto heel into it so hard the whole thing dented at a right angle, and destroyed that thing, never to work again.

Then very sweetly and just as cheerfully said "Oops! It was like that when we both arrived :)"

And like, yeah, sure, whatever you say, psychopath who is now sleeping 3 feet from my skull.

Sophia had arrived early, the other 2 roommates were coming the next morning, and so we go to bed about an hour after meeting.

At 2 in the morning, I wake up to feel someone touching me. Sophia was pulling my blankets up to my chin (they'd apparently fallen when I rolled over). In a white nightgown with long black hair obscuring her face, illuminated only by a sliver of light through the curtains like a demon from a horror movie.

And in her sweet, high-pitched Poppy Playtime kind of doll-like voice she sing-songs "Sssh~ Go to sleep~~~"

I have never gone

from 97% asleep

to so very wide awake

so quickly

in my entire life.

[hoardlikegoldenirises]

an attack on @churchyaoi's Wisteria for AF 💜 She's very cute and I love purple!

[isfjmel-phleg]

😶

[lunalit-river]

When your author tries to draw their own fanart since I'm broke and cannot pay for commission art part.6

Too excited to see my own progress in drawing L so even if it's not done yet I still wanna post (god knows when I could finish the rest)

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

really channeled my inner yassified!howdy today via being practically comatose all day due to Migraine, then as soon as i woke up i demolished so many tacos in one sitting. he's just like me fr

[i-am-totally-not-a-lizard]

I don't know how people can commit actual crimes.. I can't even sit in the wrong seat in a movie theater without feeling like a terrible person..

[pandaspwnz]

Whoever decided it was a good idea to bake a pie on a fucking wednesday afternoon is a goddamn clown and should be dropkicked into the sun

[hecticlife]

chewing gum somehow always makes leon hungry. so, he turns around to the person he's walking alongside with. "you wanna eat?" he asks. "i might pass out if i don't soon."

@valpostart