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📜 - rachel

Rachel: You either buckle down and do your work or you’ll end up at McDonalds. Kass: We're going to McDonalds if I don't do my work? Rachel: NO- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Rachel: Can I go to the pool? Kass: Sure, we’ll go as soon as I’m free. Rachel: No, can I go by myself? Kass: You don’t want to go with me? Rachel: You just go around challenging random people to cannonball contests. Kass: It’s the only way to establish dominance. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Rachel: You know me, Kass, I don’t take any shit. You know what I say to my haters? Kass: What? Rachel: I say: “Please don’t hate me, I’m really nice.” ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Rachel: Why are you burning our marriage certificate!? Kass: Good luck trying to return me without a receipt.

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📜 - viv

Your prompt: Viv: Do you take constructive criticism? Kass: I only take cash or credit. ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Viv: Okay. I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died- Kass: Twelve, actually. Viv: Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that? Kass: Yours! Viv: That's right: no one's. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Viv: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you. Kass: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule. Viv: Absolutely not. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Viv: I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Someone asked me what the Spanish word for "tortilla" was once, and now I dream of kissing them under the moonlight. Kass: What kind of animal is the Pink Panther? Viv, already taking off their clothes: God, Kass, you’re so fucking stupid.

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i’m glad we don’t have To hunt for our food any more.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live 

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Cannon

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I Wanna Be Your Slave

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❛ winter is for hibernating. i’m going back to sleep. ❜ - viv

"Or--"

Kass started with an excited pounce, jolting the bed beneath his bundled partner." We could go to the mall, get kettle corn, get some Christmas shopping done AND get a picture on Santa's lap! What do you say?"

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❛ there’s never a bad time for ice cream. ❜ - rachel

"That's not true."

The brunette smirked, turning to the small woman beside him with a single brow playfully quirked. "When you've got the lactose intolerance and your about to get on a three hour flight. That's a horrid time for ice-cream. . .But If you're looking to get some now I would be happy to take you."

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"OH? eheh- I can make that happen."

🎄

Viv

"...This."

For every 🎄 (or "X-MAS TREE") I get in my inbox, my muse will tell you one thing they want the most for Christmas.

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Has your muse been Naughty or Nice?

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💬 - rumor has it your wife had thing for your sister first and settled for you.

". . ."

"She knew my sister first. . .She might have had a thing for her once upon a time or whatever. . ."

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Send 💬 + a rumor and my muse will react to it.

I heard a rumor your new girl has a similar history to your ex. Is it possible you have a type?

"Disrespectfully. . . You don't know shit about Heather. . .Or Tana. Heather got tied up in my shit. . .Tana? She's better than all that. Made her mistakes and came back from it in a big way. How many of your demons have you done jack shit about, huh?"

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