📜 - rachel
Rachel: You either buckle down and do your work or you’ll end up at McDonalds.
Kass: We're going to McDonalds if I don't do my work?
Rachel: NO-
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Rachel: Can I go to the pool?
Kass: Sure, we’ll go as soon as I’m free.
Rachel: No, can I go by myself?
Kass: You don’t want to go with me?
Rachel: You just go around challenging random people to cannonball contests.
Kass: It’s the only way to establish dominance.
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Rachel: You know me, Kass, I don’t take any shit. You know what I say to my haters?
Kass: What?
Rachel: I say: “Please don’t hate me, I’m really nice.”
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Rachel: Why are you burning our marriage certificate!?
Kass: Good luck trying to return me without a receipt.
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