#but my GOD the trainwreck that it is

[hanbinists]

it is insufferable on zerose twitter but also i literally will never be free of it bc it’s the only way to stay updated

[fiftypiercings]

OKAY so was anybody going to tell me these assholes had a cheesy reconcile moment in the rain after almost getting killed by each other or was I just supposed to find out after the emotional torture of the whole dkos arc ? (╥﹏╥)

[missmolsa]

At it again with my favorite worsties!!!! Divorce when

[moongothic]

Okay so realistically speaking, giving birth is an excruciating, painful nightmare, and from the few Crocodad fics I've seen most people seem to prefer to write realistic pregnancy and make Luffy's birth a (physically) painful thing. Because it makes sense, it might be more relatable for some writers that way etc, and that's perfectly fine (like genuinely, it's not an issue at all, this is not a critique or a complaint)

God I don't know how to make this segue- Have any of you watched Ore Monogatari!! (My Love Story)? It's a great early 2010s romantic comedy series, funny as hell, super cute and sweet, would reccomend, but that aside. During the series the protagonist Takeo's mother gets pregnant and she ends up giving birth to Takeo's baby sister. And it's that scene, where Takeo's baby sister is born, that I keep on thinking back to whenever I wonder how Luffy's birth might've gone.

Takeo and his mother alike are Sturdy Motherfuckers. Like absolute gigachads, borderline superhuman, it's great and it's funny as hell. And because of that near superhuman nature... Takeo's mother goes to give birth at 4:15 pm. And she has finished giving birth at 4:16 pm. One fucking minute is what it took for this woman to bring a child into this world. An absolute legend

The screencaps do not do justice to how fucking funny this is in the actual episode

And so like

Like we know Crocodile's been through absolute hell, being an amputee and all. And as Domino told us at the entrance of Impel Down, we also know the man did not even flinch when forced into Impel Down's traditional 200 Celsius cleansing bath (or 392F)

So Crocodile has better pain tolerance than the average person. Like, you might have to put in a bit of effort to cause him actually hurt. So if giving birth to Luffy was an absolute cakewalk for Crocodile, not only would it make perfect sense in-universe and be completely in-character for him, but also

It would be objectively funny as hell

[bluntloyalist]

endo defending this photo in court like your honor my boyfriend may beat the shit out of me on the daily but when him and his boyfriend beat the shit out of each other hes so weak afterwards it doesnt even hurt and its really cute how he tries anyway so tbh i think its clear why you should let this one go ? :/

[y-rhywbeth2]

There's a potential two-line dialogue you can have as the Chosen of Bhaal with the Chosen of Shar where Durge can go 'My Father will soon rule the world, you should kneel in fealty.' and Shadowheart goes 'lmao your god is a footnote in Lady Shar's grand plan, so no, I don't think so.'

And honestly I would have loved more interfaith bickering in general, but also specifically between these two disasters. (Even Selûnite Shadowheart; she's a cleric, trying to get the party to act in line with her deity's goals/portfolio is her job. That's not as fun as the tragic evil priests though. And if Gale is angling for godhood he can add his own flavour of trainwreck into the mix.)

[noperopesaredope]

Me watching the prequel movies: "Padme's alright, but she's kind of boring and I don't care for her that much."

Me watching Clone Wars: "Padme Amidala could dropkick me, step on my neck, and spit in my face, and I would thank her. She is so cool and smart and I want to be her and also maybe be her assistant. She's a savvy politician who believes in peace but is not afraid to shoot a bitch if needed. Revenge of the Sith Anakin doesn't deserve her."

[the-eclectic-wonderer]

NOOOOOOO DETECTIVE WILLIAMS WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU NEED MORE TIME YOU AND YOUR WIFE WERE MY FAVOURITE COUPLE!!!!!!

[royalarchivist]

Now that English fans are getting to know Rubius and Vegetta better thanks to QSMP, I need you all to see this historic Karmaland moment between a hopeful but hesitant Rubius, a blissfully oblivious Vegetta, and a very amused third-wheeling Luzu because it truly does live in my brain rent-free.

[wolves-in-the-world]

I got through it, folks

for your appreciation <3

[dykecadence]

posts made moments before disaster

[gen-is-gone]

hrgh every time I think I've come close to forgiving lance fucking parkin I skim the gallifrey chronicles. and then I remember the Horrors.

[emry-stars-art]

Messin around in the sketchbook

[theinfinitedivides]

PATHAAN F*CKING 2 BITCH

[nytlozan]

Seasonal nightmares.

I still have no idea how procreate works. Anyways, here’s some gay lawyers. Yes, I know you’re not supposed to wake up people having nightmares, I just thought it would be cute.

I’m starting with AA4 right now, but I haven’t been avoiding spoilers, soo...

[vermillioncrown]

no one asked but i gotta put out one of my biggest fandom/fanfic pet peeves:

"unthinking/meme-poisoned socmed usage assigned to every character"

why does everyone have to be a twitter funnyman. why does everyone act like they post for clout and monetization. when would they have the time? what does account verification entail, and would they warrant it.

think it through 🤔