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Robinâs dynamics with the townies (aside from âfriendly local cryptidâ)
Adeline: Respect and a liâl bit of fear. Robin has known very few people who could be described as âefficientâ and finds it rather intimidating.
Eiland: best bro, archaeology buddy, tell me all about the artifacts and I will in turn give you my in-depth guide to the migratory habits of essence bats. Also, heâs very pretty.
Celine: fellow researcher. Respect your botanists it will save your life one day.
Juniper: âOhohohoho Iâm going to make you my TEST SUBJECT oh HERO, to SAVE the VILLAGERS, ohohoho!â âSure! When do we start?â â⊠could you just⊠pretend to be less enthusiastic about it?â âWhy?â (Also, very curious about Juniperâs connection to the Witch Queens but I digress)
Balor: clearly can both tell the other is hiding something. Desperately curious about his deal but mutual trust to not dig and/or rat each other out means a lot to her. Has considered the possibility that, since he apparently goes to the capital regularly, Balor may actually know her secret, or may have heard of her supposed âexploitsâ but not made the connection to her. Robinâs not inclined to break the equilibrium and ask.
Valen: *climbing the vines to the deep forest* let me in I gotta help Valen advance her panacea research
Ryis: Excited to grow his tree and make his birdhouse. Sheâs gonna make a spreadsheet to track what birds they get. Also, very handsome.
Reina: everyone in this town is gorgeous is there something in the water??? Likes Reinaâs cooking, really interested to learn, cus sheâs never really eaten home cooking in Capital, she and her family used to always get takeaway or eat at cafeterias.
Hayden: wonât you be my neighbour ~ đ¶
March: weird and interesting specimen. Hated her on sight for no discernible reason, and frankly she finds it funny. Found out he likes sushi, and she finds it so funny because she always thought of him as being similar to a cat. However, she does just come to⊠like him, like being around him, like when he asks her to help out at the forge. I donât think itâs fully hit her yet that this may be turning romantic, she just thinks that somehow theyâve managed to become friends despite the rocky start. And everyone in Mistria is good-looking, the fact that she notices more and more that March is too isnât jumping out at her as something to examine.
Caldarus: On the one hand, please no, not looking to be special por favor, but on the other hand⊠It must really suck to just be stuck as a statue, not able to go walk around, only able to see one view, only able to talk to one person. So, Robin makes a point to go sit with Caldarus regularly and tell him about everything going on in town, and sheâs made his spot into a nice liâl shrine so heâs at least got a nice view.
Nora: Similar to Adeline, slightly intimidated by the organisational capabilities.
Dell: Robin has definitely done a private risk assessment for bringing the Dragonguard into the mines to see the monsters, but came to the conclusion that would probably not be a safe field trip, even with Robin there to protect them. Dell asks her a lot of questions about adventuring, which Robin is⊠Somewhat reticent about answering. Instead, Robinâs been telling her about how to actually fight different monsters sheâs seen in the mines, like, the practical particulars of how to do it. Part of her worries that doing this will lead to Dell taking herself down the mines one day, but on the other hand, Robin knows sheâll be able to find her, and hopefully with this information, Dell would be able to look after herself until she was rescued.
Holt: Robin is an unashamed pun enjoyer, so she gets along alright with Holt.
Luc: Two peas in a pod. Luc is exactly who Robin was at his age. She makes a point to always carry her net specifically so she can find more interesting bugs for him. We must always foster young minds, they are the future of science!
Maple: now, Robin does not quite get Maple. She was never one for dress up and tea parties as a kid, she was always out finding reptiles and bugs to study, much more a Dell or a Luc. However, sheâs willing to play ball with the royalty stuff, even if she fumbles it a little.
Hemlock: Not a lot there, but she enjoys hearing Hemlock play music come the festivals.
Josephine: Similar to Hemlock
Olric: Respect your geologists, itâll save your life one day. I think in some ways she feels like theyâre kind of alike, they like their respective fields of study, and theyâre not ashamed or quiet about it, and they can sometimes come off as a liâl strange socially.
Elsie: Elsie is an archetype that Robin really struggled dealing with in the Capital, where there are dozens of them, but one on her own, now thatâs just a delight.
Errol: Respected curator. Like with Eiland, they share the love of knowledge, though Robin definitely feels like much more of a risk taker as opposed to Errol. However, when you have your field researchers who take risks, it is so important to counterpoint them with people pulling the reins.
Terithia: Sheâs full of fascinating stories.
#fields of mistria#FOM farmer#Robin grew up around an academic institute or university of some kind with professor parents#so she basically interprets most of the townies in terms of research and science#sheâs also got two elder brothers doing research out in the wide open world somewhere#but more amusingly#this whole family are practically carbon copies of each other#like all bug eye glasses all kooky brainiac cryptids#they get along like a house on fire cus theyâre all the same goddamn person đ
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There was a post that said that Nick would actually be very fond of classical music and I fully agree with it.
On the other hand I can imagine Miles being open about his adoration of disco only when he is piss drunk.
#ace attorney#ace attorney fanart#fanart#phoenix wright#miles edgeworth#both of these songs are amusingly enough equally carnal#i will go more in depth about what music art and literature they like in another post
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i'm honestly enjoying the locked tomb but i know all my takes about it are crazy. i think gideon is irritating and i don't care about her problems. i'm an ironic john gaius stan but i dont think its a joke anymore. And so on
#beep boop#i should have known i wasnt going to give a single fuck about the big ship all the fans are in it for. so it goes#harrow can do better or more accurately. amusingly worse#there's a lot of stuff in the series i was expecting to like more than i did but maybe i'm just being a hater for no reason
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Arm: hey what happened to your hand?
Arc, internally: I beat a guys face in and I'd do it again... but I don't want Arm to think I'm some kind of hooligan
Arc, guy who has crashed a car while Arm was in the passenger seat in a fit of road rage: dunno
#I'll never let it go I'm sorry#that was when arm started seeing arc less as a dangerous and annoying unknown and more like an amusingly weird guy#why? don't worry about that#perfect 10 liners
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Yknow. I do forsee a potential plot point for Netflix-levania to somehow have Dracula as a villain back, even with the end of the previous series. Obligation. He's no longer the weary widower, and with Lisa's return there's closure. He's lived as a man. He understands man. He may not even hate man. Maybe.
And yet he's back because the other Vampires are fucking it up and now daddy's home to bring back order. He's no longer gunning for genocide, but honestly, the politicking of the vampires who are so far up their own asses, they need to be reminded who's really in charge. His death left a power vacuum, a particularly annoying vacuum. Maybe the little things of humanity irk him, but vampires are everything they have but turned up to 11.
So at the end it's a formality. He'll come back, clean things up among vampire society, make enough of a mess to get a Belmont to kill him, then turn in for another 100 years.
Does this make him too noble? Probably. If you want the grandiose "What is a man" Dracula, you can extrapolate from "It's an obligation" and have him actively resent people pulling him out of the afterlife from Lisa so fucking much, that he leans too hard into the role. The part of him who's evil out of obligation and the part who's evil out of resentment begin to blur the lines. Is he the lord of darkness because that's the role he's been cast and is simply going through the motions or his he just so simply done with the whole process that he refuses to give up an inch of power to any other Vampire (or human) because they're all just children in his eyes?
It could still ultimately culminate in a Soma Cruz plot line where after 1999 he quits so hard that he refuses to even return to the role properly but it doesn't matter because his mere presence fills the vacuum, even when he does nothing (not for the lack of trying from others).
Maybe that's a bit petulant in its own right. YMMV, but I think that's the point. For being such an archetypal lord of all evil villains, how he fills it is shockingly dynamic. He's evil for evils sake, a beacon of arrogance, or a truly tragic villain. Depends on what's needed. If he does come back, I do want to really see a "Castlevania does Bram Stoker's Dracula. Genuinely. It's just an adaptation for the original novel because that's Canon to the original Castlevania timeline, and it'd be funny to properly reveal that Quincy Morris is a Belmont (And his son fights WW1 vampires and grandson WW2)."
#castlevania#netflix castlevania#castlevania nocturne#just a 4am rambling with minimal thought behind it#watching the new show it didnt feel like elizabeth bathory was meant to be the truly intimidating presence as the show pretended she was#but that shes merely a placeholder for the truly engaging villains come in#why else would she be so overpoweringly overshadowed by Orlox and Dralto#theyre actually interesting shell just be usurped late#if thats not the case and actually was meant to be as a replacement for the big D#then thats an obvious criticism like yeah if she was meant to be this impossing go for it#dont just skimp out on her this fucking mich#but like in far fewer time drac's intro had him fall amusingly into line for a woman and then rained literal hell for her death#including big faces in the sky and pyres#while bathory here was all 'ooh a messiah a messiah' with to back up thats not actually shared by other vampires#like being hard to kill#hell orlox's 7 minutes in the intro sold his presence#so here as a writer witching this lackluster portrayl feels like inevitable prep for a more compelling big bad#cant believe i didnt mention carmilla. shes like the same archetype as bathory but well done
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I think Dinah/Electra is my unship. Not a NOTP I hate, just a dynamic where itâs fascinating to explore just how they DONâT fit. Theyâre just kind of incompatible in canon but it goes a lot deeper when you consider irl train context. I tend to picture Dinah as an older steam-heated dining car geared towards looong multi-day cross-country luxury trains, which goes hand in hand with a 30s-50s era diesel streamliner like GreaseballâŠ. but is basically mutually exclusive with a semi-modern (70s-80s era) electric engine who barely had any overnight routes in their territory. Thereâs the likes of the Night Owl and thatâs about it for the electrified northeast, and those trains usually had cafe/buffet type cars. Plus Electra would almost certainly have Head-End Power and be literally unable to keep Dinah warm at night, which is how I like to spin her being so fixated on whistling lol (Greaseball is old enough to definitely have a heating boiler for that use).
Electra is more oriented towards fast intercity service vs old-school land cruises and sheâd get so aggravated by them starting/stopping so frequently and rapidly, rushing her on things that take time, and not appreciating the plusher finer touches of things. Meanwhile Electra would just go âplz no moreâ halfway through a five course meal, get annoyed when expected to be calm and pleasant and dutiful vs quick and efficient, and go ballistic at the idea of plodding along the rails that long and fussing with a so many formalities.
I think theyâd have similar incompatibilities with most sleeping cars since a lot of them are either rooted in or directly from that era and philosophy. One of the reasons night trains became rare in Europe was faster daytime intercity trains taking their place. Buffy would be a solid partner though, canonically I think they both know exactly what theyâre getting into (hot and cheap and quick), and some kind of snack/cafe/buffet car is bog standard on intercity trains.
#this post brought to you by: me watching videos of luxury sleepers and getting stressed out#âthis luxury is lost on me and that is way too much foodâ#a cheap sleeping train would be an appealing option to a solo road trip though#i also weirdly like the swedish ones to the arctic that are more âhostels on wheelsâ than âfancy hotels on wheelsâ#plus they use amusingly dated equipment that just looks like itâs a night train to the arctic#headcanons#Stex electra#stex dinah#i think the swedish sleepers might be an okay compromise for electra later in life#pretty rural and lonely but more their philosophy and electric-hauled!#Swedish trains are fascinating because their conditions are vaguely similar to the US but with more progressive technology#spread out and with more twisty older tracks and freight traffic but mostly electrified
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Merry Christmas Squid!
@gaydragonwizards You said you wanted any story I wrote to feature Beckett, and then later added that it could also involve your OC Arianna (in her Malkavian VTMB Fledgling form, obviously) and that you'd prefer it to be chill. So here's something with Beckett and Arianna hanging around the Rodriguez house, having a spontaneous muse about their adopted sire/childe relationship. :) Hope you like!
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âYou know, I never really considered myself âfatherâ material before I met you.â
Arianna blinked, looking up from her book. âThat â came out of nowhere,â she commented, raising an eyebrow at Beckett as he hovered near her chair.
âI suppose it did,â Beckett allowed with a chuckle. âMy apologies â unfortunately for you, it appears I am feeling sentimental this evening.â He glanced left and right. âPerhaps because Melody isnât around to spray paint me out of my mood.â
Arianna snorted. âThey donât tolerate mushiness well, no,â she agreed, setting her book down and turning to face him properly. âBut neither do you, most of the time. What brought this bout on?â
âIâm honestly not sure,â Beckett admitted, leaning on the back of the chair. âPerhaps the phase of the moon is tugging at my humors, imbalancing them in favor of the phlegmatic. Perhaps the blood I feasted on earlier tonight had a maudlin taste to it.â He smiled. âOr perhaps I just looked at you and thought, âwhy would she ever want me as a father figure?â Which then led to âwell, since when have I ever wanted to be a father figure?â Which led to my comment in your general direction, and that to here.â
âI see.â Arianna smiled back at him. âWell, if you want an answer to that first question, itâs pretty simple, honestly â you were one of only a handful of Kindred who was consistently nice to me. I mean, you were also deeply sarcastic, yes, but...you also seemed to enjoy talking to me. Asking me questions and actually listening to my responses. I felt like almost nobody listened to me when I first got dragged into this life. And I really appreciated that you actually came with me to sort out what happened to your friend Scott, instead of just leaving it all on my head.â She grimaced. âI would not have enjoyed taking on that Lasombra hiding out beneath the library alone.â
âFrankly, I wouldnât have enjoyed it either,â Beckett said, grimacing. âLasombras are not to be trifled with â my occasional traveling companion Lucita is an absolute terror when sheâs enraged. I wish sheâd been with us when we were fighting that would-be cult leader. She would have made short work of him. And probably lectured us for getting in over our heads in the bargain.â He shook his head. âAnd while my friends would happily bend your ear for hours telling you all the ways Iâve nearly gotten myself killed, I didnât want you to get killed by whatever we found. While Iâve always been impressed by your ingenuity and ability to get things done, I was well aware you were still only a fledgling. And one without a sire to help smooth the transition, thanks to Sebastian and his beheading-happy ways.â
Arianna chuckled faintly. âI know...though given how I was Embraced, I doubt he would have been much of a sire,â she added with a scowl. âI just consider myself really lucky that Bertram Tung was willing to share what he knew about the clans and the sects. And that Annabella was waiting for me when I was finally allowed back Downtown. And that I stumbled across Alice and Victor pretty early in my unlife. Iâm not sure I would have gotten as far as I did without Alice watching my back at a few key moments. And donât even ask how I could have gotten the sarcophagus back from the Giovanni without the Hawkes and that one friendly mage giving me a hand there.â
âOh, Iâm sure itâs not as bad as all that â you would have figured out something,â Beckett said, smirking. âAfter all â your neck was literally on the line at that moment.â
âDonât remind me,â Arianna muttered, rubbing her neck. âAnd I donât think any plan I had to execute on my own would have gone nearly as well. The point is, I did a lot better with help than on my own, and you being willing to help me out â multiple times â really endeared you to me.â She smirked back at him. âGranted, I donât know if your sense of humor helped or hurt.â
âIâll have you know that Iâm the funniest Kindred within miles,â Beckett replied with a grin. âBut if I must be serious, I was happy to help you â and not just because I too was eager to get a look at that sarcophagus and figure out what was inside. I simply â liked you. I knew how it felt to be thrown so suddenly into this world without the slightest idea what had happened â thank you so much, Gangrel Embrace traditions,â he muttered. âAnd I knew how it felt to have someone find you and take you under their wing. Not to mention, the way you looked so horrified about facing Sebastian all on your own after the museum...I couldnât help but feel at least vaguely protective of you. Enough to help vouch for you. And then our paths kept crossing, and as I got to know you more, I got to like you more. Until...â He waved a hand to encompass the room. âHere we are.â
âHere we are,â Arianna agreed, tone warm. âAnd I like where weâve ended up.â
Beckett smiled and nodded. âI do as well.â
#gaydragonwizards#merry xmas#christmas fic#xmas fic#vtmb#beckett#arianna#yeah after you said that perhaps the fic could involve Arianna#and that you'd prefer something on the chill side#first thing I thought of was them talking about their relationship#felt appropriate#though I was surprised to discover while doing a little research for this fic#that Beckett has sired TWICE#I knew about the Mistake That Is Marie#but apparently he also sired Custos#a dude who was late Victorian aristocracy and went with Beckett on an expedition#where Beckett Embraced him#his current status is as the Keeper of Elysium for the Camarilla in Prague#neat stuff#but I don't know how fatherly Beckett ever felt toward him#whereas he definitely has quite the soft spot for Arianna#as you well know :p#(for the uninitiated Beckett himself has an adopted sire: Aristotle de Laurent a Malkavian#their relationship is a little more fraught but#it DOES feel amusingly full-circle for Beckett to thus adopt a Malkavian fledgling XD)#queued
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do u tell people u love them even though u don't?
Bit personal of a question to ask... But yeah.
You ever read that poem, "I can't help it, I love the way men love"? That's me. I don't really love anyone (save 2 people, maybe 3), but I do care about a sparse few people, so yeah I say I love them. It's not an accurate word, but it gets the point across well enough. And it's better than me trying to explain how much I care but how my Issues affect how that presents itself, because I often come off as aloof and distant and cold and like I just don't care about anything or anyone. And that's not necessarily true! I do care about some people! Rarely.
But sometimes it's hard for them to remember that with my behaviour, or how I act, so it's helpful to occassionally reiterate it with a simple "love you". They know I don't mean love, they know it's just an easy way for me to say "I care about you", but it's less words and rolls off the tongue better so I prefer it. "I care about you and appreciate you" sounds too centred, too perceived. A simple brief "love you" works great for getting my emotional state across even if my care for them isn't actually that intense and pretty surface-level. And people like to hear it, so it works fine. I prefer it. Little white lies don't hurt anyone.
I can't help that the way I show how much I care comes off as obessive, and dangerous, and scary. I can't help that it presents itself as stalkery, or intense, or possessive, or overly-protective. And it's not love, not really, but it's as close as I'll ever be, and it helps me to express that in a way that other people are familiar with and can empathise with. "Yeah I know I come off as an obsessed scary possessive arsehole sometimes, but it's because I care about you and have a really intense need to protect you because I'm mentally ill and if you get hurt, I'll get hurt, and I can't have that." This is better just expressed as a simple "love you" in passing to remind them that all the bullshit comes from somewhere with good intentions at least.
#blu whos#amusingly these asks woulda made more sense to have been asked yesterday during abad but w/e it's fine!! I like answering things lmao
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Ullane is trying to be better about non-trolls experiencing love/attraction these days, and she has improved! She's nicer about undead than she used to be, and some other supernatural beings, to an extent.
But she still has to fight against seeing Arty making dirty jokes/experiencing attraction as inherently gross and wrong.
'Who wants to be leered at by something artificial, and so alien besides?' in her words.
#amusingly she does not have this problem about aliens. since she likes aliens#well. less so at least#it'd be more confusion than disgust#she finds aliens really interesting but I don't think she'd date one
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#no oneâs gonna pick date but god thatâd be a funny option#heâd be supportive but also would be so caught off guard and so uneducated on the topic heâd say just. the stupidest shit#and you KNOW kiryu would just say it out of the fucking blue. date would probably drop a glass or something behind the counter. whiplash#anyway honestly itâs always been hard for me to pick between haruka and daigo- haruka obviously is the number one most important person to#him and if heâs gonna be that vulnerable with anyone itâs most likely gonna be her#HOWEVER. if he (miraculously) picked up on daigo never having an interest in women and having at least one close male companion that was a#liiiiitttttle too close to be Just a companion#then daigo has an advantage because. i mean. itâd guarantee the person heâd admitting this too wouldnât judge him for it#and would have- amusingly enough- more experience in the area than kiryu himself thus the possibility for advice/reassurance#which is such an interesting conceptual conversation that I started writing it. maybe one day Iâll finish itâŠâŠâŠ.#I think the only way heâd come out ti majima first would be completely on accident / incidentally#like. getting drunk with him and laughing about whatever havin a good time and after a waitress or whoever hits on kiryu majima says like#âyou know- Iâve known you for like 30 years and I donât think Iâve ever seen you return the favor when a gal flirts with ya- so what kinda#gals ARE you intoââ âI donât think Iâve ever really been into any women. âŠâŠâŠ. ah.â#anyway thatâs just one thought#anyway have fun with this#kiryu#kazuma kiryu#yakuza#rambling#polls
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Tristan: "I value all of my Strix in this room equally. Aya, Shen Min, Claire, Arthur, Rowan, Holt, Cadence, Takahashi and..." Subtly looks at smudged writing on hand. "Moe is hidden."
#Tristan de Martel#Crack#I like to headcanon Mohinder was among the initial bunch chosen by Elijah instead of Tristan.#And that he was the one person Tristan wasn't so sure about wanting to take under his wing.#âWhat is his gimmick again? He feeds on other vampires?â#âYou mean like the deranged Original who hunted me and more importantly my family for a century?â#âThe one who murdered a considerable number of his brothers and sisters last week?â#âHow amusingly quaint.â#âFine. But we should keep an eye open. I'm pretty sure we can do better on the ruthless warrior front moving forward.â#Apologies for the silliness today. Apparently embracing a touch of the absurd is part of my strategy for adapting to new environments.#The Strix: You have to break rules if you want to build a new world#Phantom Lex: Seen or unseen. Here but not here
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eventually, im gonna have to make a collage of all my anthro wasp character designs. ive made a lot already over the past couple years, even though most are just sketches.
#rambling#amusingly i think ive only drawn yellow jackets when they've been bug fables characters#sorry to them because they are gorgeous wasps but i find myself more interested in the solitary wasps
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fav colour? [:
RED
I LOVE THE COLOR RED SO MUCH
Not to be edgy, but anything close to a blood red is my favorite. It just looks luxurious. Actual blood has really beautiful properties to it, color wise too. Like how it looks warmer in tone when spread, but cooler and darker when pooled.
The only cosmetics I use regularly are mostly red too lol. I have a sparkly red nail polish that makes me happy. I have a red eyeshadow, a red eyeliner, I dye my hair red from the chin and below. Ect!
And, as all tumblr users know, it has more positive connotations than negative ones!
#gopher rambles#I say this a lot but amusingly basically no one associates me with the color#I've been told that people associate me with magenta more than any other color#I wonder if thats still true... what color do y'all associate me with?
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randomly looked at this account to update my age and holy shit it's been a while since i posted here..........i have a small pile of art i have yet to post but hbhbshdbshbd too lazy
#part of it is that i haven't posted any of my recent art but in addition#i haven't made new art in a WHILE (abt 3 months) which is highly unusual for me but the reason for that is#3 months ago i suddenly remembered that i tried learning mandarin for three (3) days before forgetting about it for 9 months#(amusingly the reason why is not because of danmei......i did not even know danmei existed when i first decided to learn it)#anyways i have been insanely fixated on learning it for the past 3 months#however since art is primarily a way for me to process my interests and that only really be done when i'm fixated on media........well#let's just say i have not been making art at all#that might change soon tho#rn i'm reading æé (saye) in chinese bc it's at a level i can read and i fucking love it so far#idk why i picked a book longer than svsss (which took me a week to read in english)...u would think there's no chance of me finishing it#or even reading it#especially when the only novel i've read before this is a chinese translation of the fucking magic finger by roald dahl LMFAO#but it's been a week and i'm a fifth of the way into it which i was not expecting at all#it was initially an exercise of âi will get as far as i can and try my best to read a chapter a dayâ but i've been zipping through chapters#last night i was up until 3 AM reading it and i was so tempted to read more but had to stop myself#of course this is all aided by pleco which lets me quickly look up words that i don't know yet. pleco ily#that being said...this all does mean i know words like æ¶éć° before i even know the word for âorangeâ (the color) which is pretty funny#but idk considering that the sum of my time spent learning chinese is just 3 months..........i think i am doing pretty damn good#i thought it would be a LOT longer before i could finally start enjoying some interesting things#god but it really has been a while since i last read a high school romance...but i am quite fond of the leads and their respective baggage#sorry for the whole tag ramble.........i haven't really had anyone to talk abt this stuff with#oh also it's my birthday#that is why i am even here to update my age in the first place#happy lan wangji birthday#actually the only reason i realized it was gonna be my birthday soon is because i saw chinese artists posting lan wangji birthday fanart#and then remembered that we share the same birthday#also re: the art i haven't posted yet.........a good chunk of it is misvil fanart...song qingshi my beloved#and there's also a luo binghe drawn on an art app i PROGRAMMED MYSELF (!!!!!!!!!) in there#actually that piece is the main reason i haven't posted the art i HAVE made. how the fuck do i explain that i drew it on an app that i made#sorry this is genuinely the most off the rails tag ramble i've ever done. okay i'm done
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pro: ran into a coworker at a bar last night who I donât really talk to usually (he works upstairs, I work downstairs) and we talked and im pretty sure we were highkey flirting and he bought me a drink and the bar merch shirt i was interested in and thanks to the power of alcohol i guess i asked for his number and he gladly gave it to me and. yeah
con: i have the second worst hangover i have ever had and have been fighting for my fucking life just to eat saltines
#itâs getting better but only now that itâs like. 6pm#as weird as it sounds part of why this sucks is that I volunteered to come into work today cause thereâs a concert going on nearby which#usually means weâre at least somewhat busy -> make better tips#and I couldnât go in because well. you know#Iâve been sick and dying in bed all day unable to move or eat or anything#let alone take the bus and go to work#but. as much as I wish I didnât go this overboard I donât totally regret last night cause.#yeah. potential thing going on with cute coworker guy. OH and potential job opportunity at my favorite bar in town#apparently said coworker Also has a job at the bar in addition to where we both work and the bar is hiring barbacks at entry-level#so I have someone to vouch for me and the bartender we were talking to seemed to really want me to apply too#one thing thatâs kinda funny to me about all this is that the first two places (a bar then a club) we were at felt really mid because they#were packed with way too many straight people (at a gay bar and a gay club)#but the bar we ended up at (where we ALWAYS end up at. it is the oasis. it is the only thing I can rely on) felt. like. not overwhelmingly#straight? at all? I mean part of itâs just luck in a way with just who happened to be there and all that but itâs also that the staff seem#pretty significantly populated with queer ppl#I complained to the bartender about how the club we were at (one of the biggest gay clubs in the city- if not The biggest) just felt kinda#meh because yeah maybe there were some guys dancing in jockstraps and whatever but the crowd itself like. did not feel largely queer#or at least didnât have the spirit Iâd hope for in a queer space if that makes sense. felt very conventional. not enough wild outfits and#makeup and gender fuckery and so on#and the bartender was like dude I KNOW right? I went off outside there once about the invasion of cishets when this space isnât FOR them#and so on and so forth. and god that was So real.#so the experience at my beloved bar last night was like. 1) guy comes up behind me just to order a drink but i was saving a seat for my#friend who was in the bathroom and mentioned that in case he was looking to take the seat. chatted a little. ended with him pointing out#that a guy nearby was trying to holla at me.#2) I look over and yes. the dj is. in fact. looking directly at me and mouthing the lyrics to whatever song was playing pointed my way.#it was pretty sweet honestly I think it was partly cause I looked like I was shy and alone#3) whatever gay shit was going on with my coworker and i. amusingly he seems to get more flamboyant when he drinks just like i do.#im not 100% sure what his sexuality is but i Am 100% sure it is Not straight. but yeah. if it hadnât been so close to closing time ive been#hardcore wondering where that wouldâve gone. maybe its for the best that i had to go when i did cause i was pretty drunk and who knows when#I couldâve hit the amount of drunk it takes to like outright say hey just so you know iâd suck your dick right now if you wanted
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There is something incredibly satisfying about nice characters losing it and just ripping someoneâs throat out with their teeth
#amusingly this has happened more than once#sam đ€ dufresne#sam winchester: *throws a woman through a glass table and then digs in before flinging the man away* wait your turn#why are you covered in blood? like some kind of slut?#my own post#Dufresne black sails#black sails#spn#sam winchester
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