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Robin’s dynamics with the townies (aside from ‘friendly local cryptid’)
Adeline: Respect and a li’l bit of fear. Robin has known very few people who could be described as ‘efficient’ and finds it rather intimidating.
Eiland: best bro, archaeology buddy, tell me all about the artifacts and I will in turn give you my in-depth guide to the migratory habits of essence bats. Also, he’s very pretty.
Celine: fellow researcher. Respect your botanists it will save your life one day.
Juniper: “Ohohohoho I’m going to make you my TEST SUBJECT oh HERO, to SAVE the VILLAGERS, ohohoho!” “Sure! When do we start?” “… could you just… pretend to be less enthusiastic about it?” “Why?” (Also, very curious about Juniper’s connection to the Witch Queens but I digress)
Balor: clearly can both tell the other is hiding something. Desperately curious about his deal but mutual trust to not dig and/or rat each other out means a lot to her. Has considered the possibility that, since he apparently goes to the capital regularly, Balor may actually know her secret, or may have heard of her supposed ‘exploits’ but not made the connection to her. Robin’s not inclined to break the equilibrium and ask.
Valen: *climbing the vines to the deep forest* let me in I gotta help Valen advance her panacea research
Ryis: Excited to grow his tree and make his birdhouse. She’s gonna make a spreadsheet to track what birds they get. Also, very handsome.
Reina: everyone in this town is gorgeous is there something in the water??? Likes Reina’s cooking, really interested to learn, cus she’s never really eaten home cooking in Capital, she and her family used to always get takeaway or eat at cafeterias.
Hayden: won’t you be my neighbour ~ 🎶
March: weird and interesting specimen. Hated her on sight for no discernible reason, and frankly she finds it funny. Found out he likes sushi, and she finds it so funny because she always thought of him as being similar to a cat. However, she does just come to… like him, like being around him, like when he asks her to help out at the forge. I don’t think it’s fully hit her yet that this may be turning romantic, she just thinks that somehow they’ve managed to become friends despite the rocky start. And everyone in Mistria is good-looking, the fact that she notices more and more that March is too isn’t jumping out at her as something to examine.
Caldarus: On the one hand, please no, not looking to be special por favor, but on the other hand… It must really suck to just be stuck as a statue, not able to go walk around, only able to see one view, only able to talk to one person. So, Robin makes a point to go sit with Caldarus regularly and tell him about everything going on in town, and she’s made his spot into a nice li’l shrine so he’s at least got a nice view.
Nora: Similar to Adeline, slightly intimidated by the organisational capabilities.
Dell: Robin has definitely done a private risk assessment for bringing the Dragonguard into the mines to see the monsters, but came to the conclusion that would probably not be a safe field trip, even with Robin there to protect them. Dell asks her a lot of questions about adventuring, which Robin is… Somewhat reticent about answering. Instead, Robin’s been telling her about how to actually fight different monsters she’s seen in the mines, like, the practical particulars of how to do it. Part of her worries that doing this will lead to Dell taking herself down the mines one day, but on the other hand, Robin knows she’ll be able to find her, and hopefully with this information, Dell would be able to look after herself until she was rescued.
Holt: Robin is an unashamed pun enjoyer, so she gets along alright with Holt.
Luc: Two peas in a pod. Luc is exactly who Robin was at his age. She makes a point to always carry her net specifically so she can find more interesting bugs for him. We must always foster young minds, they are the future of science!
Maple: now, Robin does not quite get Maple. She was never one for dress up and tea parties as a kid, she was always out finding reptiles and bugs to study, much more a Dell or a Luc. However, she’s willing to play ball with the royalty stuff, even if she fumbles it a little.
Hemlock: Not a lot there, but she enjoys hearing Hemlock play music come the festivals.
Josephine: Similar to Hemlock
Olric: Respect your geologists, it’ll save your life one day. I think in some ways she feels like they’re kind of alike, they like their respective fields of study, and they’re not ashamed or quiet about it, and they can sometimes come off as a li’l strange socially.
Elsie: Elsie is an archetype that Robin really struggled dealing with in the Capital, where there are dozens of them, but one on her own, now that’s just a delight.
Errol: Respected curator. Like with Eiland, they share the love of knowledge, though Robin definitely feels like much more of a risk taker as opposed to Errol. However, when you have your field researchers who take risks, it is so important to counterpoint them with people pulling the reins.
Terithia: She’s full of fascinating stories.
#fields of mistria#FOM farmer#Robin grew up around an academic institute or university of some kind with professor parents#so she basically interprets most of the townies in terms of research and science#she’s also got two elder brothers doing research out in the wide open world somewhere#but more amusingly#this whole family are practically carbon copies of each other#like all bug eye glasses all kooky brainiac cryptids#they get along like a house on fire cus they’re all the same goddamn person 😆#My Farmer
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There was a post that said that Nick would actually be very fond of classical music and I fully agree with it.
On the other hand I can imagine Miles being open about his adoration of disco only when he is piss drunk.
#ace attorney#ace attorney fanart#fanart#phoenix wright#miles edgeworth#both of these songs are amusingly enough equally carnal#i will go more in depth about what music art and literature they like in another post
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Arm: hey what happened to your hand?
Arc, internally: I beat a guys face in and I'd do it again... but I don't want Arm to think I'm some kind of hooligan
Arc, guy who has crashed a car while Arm was in the passenger seat in a fit of road rage: dunno
#I'll never let it go I'm sorry#that was when arm started seeing arc less as a dangerous and annoying unknown and more like an amusingly weird guy#why? don't worry about that#perfect 10 liners
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i know a good chunk of willow's height (6'1) comes from her hat but in my beautiful mind palace she is actually another one of the looming things
#willow#reverse 1999#certified storm moments#like her namesake. she is. is. she is tall and willowy.#with this caroline is also pretty tall. unless you subscribe to them having a height difference#tall willow just gave me the mental image of toof (5'6) having to crane her neck upwards just to meet her in the eyes lmao#that one scene where willow is being a snarky bastard to her and toof just amusingly goes 'oh your mean sarcasm is back :) looks like#you've gotten your shit together once more.'
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Yknow. I do forsee a potential plot point for Netflix-levania to somehow have Dracula as a villain back, even with the end of the previous series. Obligation. He's no longer the weary widower, and with Lisa's return there's closure. He's lived as a man. He understands man. He may not even hate man. Maybe.
And yet he's back because the other Vampires are fucking it up and now daddy's home to bring back order. He's no longer gunning for genocide, but honestly, the politicking of the vampires who are so far up their own asses, they need to be reminded who's really in charge. His death left a power vacuum, a particularly annoying vacuum. Maybe the little things of humanity irk him, but vampires are everything they have but turned up to 11.
So at the end it's a formality. He'll come back, clean things up among vampire society, make enough of a mess to get a Belmont to kill him, then turn in for another 100 years.
Does this make him too noble? Probably. If you want the grandiose "What is a man" Dracula, you can extrapolate from "It's an obligation" and have him actively resent people pulling him out of the afterlife from Lisa so fucking much, that he leans too hard into the role. The part of him who's evil out of obligation and the part who's evil out of resentment begin to blur the lines. Is he the lord of darkness because that's the role he's been cast and is simply going through the motions or his he just so simply done with the whole process that he refuses to give up an inch of power to any other Vampire (or human) because they're all just children in his eyes?
It could still ultimately culminate in a Soma Cruz plot line where after 1999 he quits so hard that he refuses to even return to the role properly but it doesn't matter because his mere presence fills the vacuum, even when he does nothing (not for the lack of trying from others).
Maybe that's a bit petulant in its own right. YMMV, but I think that's the point. For being such an archetypal lord of all evil villains, how he fills it is shockingly dynamic. He's evil for evils sake, a beacon of arrogance, or a truly tragic villain. Depends on what's needed. If he does come back, I do want to really see a "Castlevania does Bram Stoker's Dracula. Genuinely. It's just an adaptation for the original novel because that's Canon to the original Castlevania timeline, and it'd be funny to properly reveal that Quincy Morris is a Belmont (And his son fights WW1 vampires and grandson WW2)."
#castlevania#netflix castlevania#castlevania nocturne#just a 4am rambling with minimal thought behind it#watching the new show it didnt feel like elizabeth bathory was meant to be the truly intimidating presence as the show pretended she was#but that shes merely a placeholder for the truly engaging villains come in#why else would she be so overpoweringly overshadowed by Orlox and Dralto#theyre actually interesting shell just be usurped late#if thats not the case and actually was meant to be as a replacement for the big D#then thats an obvious criticism like yeah if she was meant to be this impossing go for it#dont just skimp out on her this fucking mich#but like in far fewer time drac's intro had him fall amusingly into line for a woman and then rained literal hell for her death#including big faces in the sky and pyres#while bathory here was all 'ooh a messiah a messiah' with to back up thats not actually shared by other vampires#like being hard to kill#hell orlox's 7 minutes in the intro sold his presence#so here as a writer witching this lackluster portrayl feels like inevitable prep for a more compelling big bad#cant believe i didnt mention carmilla. shes like the same archetype as bathory but well done
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I think Dinah/Electra is my unship. Not a NOTP I hate, just a dynamic where it’s fascinating to explore just how they DON’T fit. They’re just kind of incompatible in canon but it goes a lot deeper when you consider irl train context. I tend to picture Dinah as an older steam-heated dining car geared towards looong multi-day cross-country luxury trains, which goes hand in hand with a 30s-50s era diesel streamliner like Greaseball…. but is basically mutually exclusive with a semi-modern (70s-80s era) electric engine who barely had any overnight routes in their territory. There’s the likes of the Night Owl and that’s about it for the electrified northeast, and those trains usually had cafe/buffet type cars. Plus Electra would almost certainly have Head-End Power and be literally unable to keep Dinah warm at night, which is how I like to spin her being so fixated on whistling lol (Greaseball is old enough to definitely have a heating boiler for that use).
Electra is more oriented towards fast intercity service vs old-school land cruises and she’d get so aggravated by them starting/stopping so frequently and rapidly, rushing her on things that take time, and not appreciating the plusher finer touches of things. Meanwhile Electra would just go “plz no more” halfway through a five course meal, get annoyed when expected to be calm and pleasant and dutiful vs quick and efficient, and go ballistic at the idea of plodding along the rails that long and fussing with a so many formalities.
I think they’d have similar incompatibilities with most sleeping cars since a lot of them are either rooted in or directly from that era and philosophy. One of the reasons night trains became rare in Europe was faster daytime intercity trains taking their place. Buffy would be a solid partner though, canonically I think they both know exactly what they’re getting into (hot and cheap and quick), and some kind of snack/cafe/buffet car is bog standard on intercity trains.
#this post brought to you by: me watching videos of luxury sleepers and getting stressed out#“this luxury is lost on me and that is way too much food”#a cheap sleeping train would be an appealing option to a solo road trip though#i also weirdly like the swedish ones to the arctic that are more “hostels on wheels” than “fancy hotels on wheels”#plus they use amusingly dated equipment that just looks like it’s a night train to the arctic#headcanons#Stex electra#stex dinah#i think the swedish sleepers might be an okay compromise for electra later in life#pretty rural and lonely but more their philosophy and electric-hauled!#Swedish trains are fascinating because their conditions are vaguely similar to the US but with more progressive technology#spread out and with more twisty older tracks and freight traffic but mostly electrified
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Merry Christmas Squid!
@gaydragonwizards You said you wanted any story I wrote to feature Beckett, and then later added that it could also involve your OC Arianna (in her Malkavian VTMB Fledgling form, obviously) and that you'd prefer it to be chill. So here's something with Beckett and Arianna hanging around the Rodriguez house, having a spontaneous muse about their adopted sire/childe relationship. :) Hope you like!
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“You know, I never really considered myself ‘father’ material before I met you.”
Arianna blinked, looking up from her book. “That – came out of nowhere,” she commented, raising an eyebrow at Beckett as he hovered near her chair.
“I suppose it did,” Beckett allowed with a chuckle. “My apologies – unfortunately for you, it appears I am feeling sentimental this evening.” He glanced left and right. “Perhaps because Melody isn’t around to spray paint me out of my mood.”
Arianna snorted. “They don’t tolerate mushiness well, no,” she agreed, setting her book down and turning to face him properly. “But neither do you, most of the time. What brought this bout on?”
“I’m honestly not sure,” Beckett admitted, leaning on the back of the chair. “Perhaps the phase of the moon is tugging at my humors, imbalancing them in favor of the phlegmatic. Perhaps the blood I feasted on earlier tonight had a maudlin taste to it.” He smiled. “Or perhaps I just looked at you and thought, ‘why would she ever want me as a father figure?’ Which then led to ‘well, since when have I ever wanted to be a father figure?’ Which led to my comment in your general direction, and that to here.”
“I see.” Arianna smiled back at him. “Well, if you want an answer to that first question, it’s pretty simple, honestly – you were one of only a handful of Kindred who was consistently nice to me. I mean, you were also deeply sarcastic, yes, but...you also seemed to enjoy talking to me. Asking me questions and actually listening to my responses. I felt like almost nobody listened to me when I first got dragged into this life. And I really appreciated that you actually came with me to sort out what happened to your friend Scott, instead of just leaving it all on my head.” She grimaced. “I would not have enjoyed taking on that Lasombra hiding out beneath the library alone.”
“Frankly, I wouldn’t have enjoyed it either,” Beckett said, grimacing. “Lasombras are not to be trifled with – my occasional traveling companion Lucita is an absolute terror when she’s enraged. I wish she’d been with us when we were fighting that would-be cult leader. She would have made short work of him. And probably lectured us for getting in over our heads in the bargain.” He shook his head. “And while my friends would happily bend your ear for hours telling you all the ways I’ve nearly gotten myself killed, I didn’t want you to get killed by whatever we found. While I’ve always been impressed by your ingenuity and ability to get things done, I was well aware you were still only a fledgling. And one without a sire to help smooth the transition, thanks to Sebastian and his beheading-happy ways.”
Arianna chuckled faintly. “I know...though given how I was Embraced, I doubt he would have been much of a sire,” she added with a scowl. “I just consider myself really lucky that Bertram Tung was willing to share what he knew about the clans and the sects. And that Annabella was waiting for me when I was finally allowed back Downtown. And that I stumbled across Alice and Victor pretty early in my unlife. I’m not sure I would have gotten as far as I did without Alice watching my back at a few key moments. And don’t even ask how I could have gotten the sarcophagus back from the Giovanni without the Hawkes and that one friendly mage giving me a hand there.”
“Oh, I’m sure it’s not as bad as all that – you would have figured out something,” Beckett said, smirking. “After all – your neck was literally on the line at that moment.”
“Don’t remind me,” Arianna muttered, rubbing her neck. “And I don’t think any plan I had to execute on my own would have gone nearly as well. The point is, I did a lot better with help than on my own, and you being willing to help me out – multiple times – really endeared you to me.” She smirked back at him. “Granted, I don’t know if your sense of humor helped or hurt.”
“I’ll have you know that I’m the funniest Kindred within miles,” Beckett replied with a grin. “But if I must be serious, I was happy to help you – and not just because I too was eager to get a look at that sarcophagus and figure out what was inside. I simply – liked you. I knew how it felt to be thrown so suddenly into this world without the slightest idea what had happened – thank you so much, Gangrel Embrace traditions,” he muttered. “And I knew how it felt to have someone find you and take you under their wing. Not to mention, the way you looked so horrified about facing Sebastian all on your own after the museum...I couldn’t help but feel at least vaguely protective of you. Enough to help vouch for you. And then our paths kept crossing, and as I got to know you more, I got to like you more. Until...” He waved a hand to encompass the room. “Here we are.”
“Here we are,” Arianna agreed, tone warm. “And I like where we’ve ended up.”
Beckett smiled and nodded. “I do as well.”
#gaydragonwizards#merry xmas#christmas fic#xmas fic#vtmb#beckett#arianna#yeah after you said that perhaps the fic could involve Arianna#and that you'd prefer something on the chill side#first thing I thought of was them talking about their relationship#felt appropriate#though I was surprised to discover while doing a little research for this fic#that Beckett has sired TWICE#I knew about the Mistake That Is Marie#but apparently he also sired Custos#a dude who was late Victorian aristocracy and went with Beckett on an expedition#where Beckett Embraced him#his current status is as the Keeper of Elysium for the Camarilla in Prague#neat stuff#but I don't know how fatherly Beckett ever felt toward him#whereas he definitely has quite the soft spot for Arianna#as you well know :p#(for the uninitiated Beckett himself has an adopted sire: Aristotle de Laurent a Malkavian#their relationship is a little more fraught but#it DOES feel amusingly full-circle for Beckett to thus adopt a Malkavian fledgling XD)#queued
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do u tell people u love them even though u don't?
Bit personal of a question to ask... But yeah.
You ever read that poem, "I can't help it, I love the way men love"? That's me. I don't really love anyone (save 2 people, maybe 3), but I do care about a sparse few people, so yeah I say I love them. It's not an accurate word, but it gets the point across well enough. And it's better than me trying to explain how much I care but how my Issues affect how that presents itself, because I often come off as aloof and distant and cold and like I just don't care about anything or anyone. And that's not necessarily true! I do care about some people! Rarely.
But sometimes it's hard for them to remember that with my behaviour, or how I act, so it's helpful to occassionally reiterate it with a simple "love you". They know I don't mean love, they know it's just an easy way for me to say "I care about you", but it's less words and rolls off the tongue better so I prefer it. "I care about you and appreciate you" sounds too centred, too perceived. A simple brief "love you" works great for getting my emotional state across even if my care for them isn't actually that intense and pretty surface-level. And people like to hear it, so it works fine. I prefer it. Little white lies don't hurt anyone.
I can't help that the way I show how much I care comes off as obessive, and dangerous, and scary. I can't help that it presents itself as stalkery, or intense, or possessive, or overly-protective. And it's not love, not really, but it's as close as I'll ever be, and it helps me to express that in a way that other people are familiar with and can empathise with. "Yeah I know I come off as an obsessed scary possessive arsehole sometimes, but it's because I care about you and have a really intense need to protect you because I'm mentally ill and if you get hurt, I'll get hurt, and I can't have that." This is better just expressed as a simple "love you" in passing to remind them that all the bullshit comes from somewhere with good intentions at least.
#blu whos#amusingly these asks woulda made more sense to have been asked yesterday during abad but w/e it's fine!! I like answering things lmao
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Ullane is trying to be better about non-trolls experiencing love/attraction these days, and she has improved! She's nicer about undead than she used to be, and some other supernatural beings, to an extent.
But she still has to fight against seeing Arty making dirty jokes/experiencing attraction as inherently gross and wrong.
'Who wants to be leered at by something artificial, and so alien besides?' in her words.
#amusingly she does not have this problem about aliens. since she likes aliens#well. less so at least#it'd be more confusion than disgust#she finds aliens really interesting but I don't think she'd date one
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#no one’s gonna pick date but god that’d be a funny option#he’d be supportive but also would be so caught off guard and so uneducated on the topic he’d say just. the stupidest shit#and you KNOW kiryu would just say it out of the fucking blue. date would probably drop a glass or something behind the counter. whiplash#anyway honestly it’s always been hard for me to pick between haruka and daigo- haruka obviously is the number one most important person to#him and if he’s gonna be that vulnerable with anyone it’s most likely gonna be her#HOWEVER. if he (miraculously) picked up on daigo never having an interest in women and having at least one close male companion that was a#liiiiitttttle too close to be Just a companion#then daigo has an advantage because. i mean. it’d guarantee the person he’d admitting this too wouldn’t judge him for it#and would have- amusingly enough- more experience in the area than kiryu himself thus the possibility for advice/reassurance#which is such an interesting conceptual conversation that I started writing it. maybe one day I’ll finish it……….#I think the only way he’d come out ti majima first would be completely on accident / incidentally#like. getting drunk with him and laughing about whatever havin a good time and after a waitress or whoever hits on kiryu majima says like#‘you know- I’ve known you for like 30 years and I don’t think I’ve ever seen you return the favor when a gal flirts with ya- so what kinda#gals ARE you into–‘ ‘I don’t think I’ve ever really been into any women. ………. ah.’#anyway that’s just one thought#anyway have fun with this#kiryu#kazuma kiryu#yakuza#rambling#polls
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Tristan: "I value all of my Strix in this room equally. Aya, Shen Min, Claire, Arthur, Rowan, Holt, Cadence, Takahashi and..." Subtly looks at smudged writing on hand. "Moe is hidden."
#Tristan de Martel#Crack#I like to headcanon Mohinder was among the initial bunch chosen by Elijah instead of Tristan.#And that he was the one person Tristan wasn't so sure about wanting to take under his wing.#“What is his gimmick again? He feeds on other vampires?”#“You mean like the deranged Original who hunted me and more importantly my family for a century?”#“The one who murdered a considerable number of his brothers and sisters last week?”#“How amusingly quaint.”#“Fine. But we should keep an eye open. I'm pretty sure we can do better on the ruthless warrior front moving forward.”#Apologies for the silliness today. Apparently embracing a touch of the absurd is part of my strategy for adapting to new environments.#The Strix: You have to break rules if you want to build a new world#Phantom Lex: Seen or unseen. Here but not here
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eventually, im gonna have to make a collage of all my anthro wasp character designs. ive made a lot already over the past couple years, even though most are just sketches.
#rambling#amusingly i think ive only drawn yellow jackets when they've been bug fables characters#sorry to them because they are gorgeous wasps but i find myself more interested in the solitary wasps
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fav colour? [:
RED
I LOVE THE COLOR RED SO MUCH
Not to be edgy, but anything close to a blood red is my favorite. It just looks luxurious. Actual blood has really beautiful properties to it, color wise too. Like how it looks warmer in tone when spread, but cooler and darker when pooled.
The only cosmetics I use regularly are mostly red too lol. I have a sparkly red nail polish that makes me happy. I have a red eyeshadow, a red eyeliner, I dye my hair red from the chin and below. Ect!
And, as all tumblr users know, it has more positive connotations than negative ones!
#gopher rambles#I say this a lot but amusingly basically no one associates me with the color#I've been told that people associate me with magenta more than any other color#I wonder if thats still true... what color do y'all associate me with?
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randomly looked at this account to update my age and holy shit it's been a while since i posted here..........i have a small pile of art i have yet to post but hbhbshdbshbd too lazy
#part of it is that i haven't posted any of my recent art but in addition#i haven't made new art in a WHILE (abt 3 months) which is highly unusual for me but the reason for that is#3 months ago i suddenly remembered that i tried learning mandarin for three (3) days before forgetting about it for 9 months#(amusingly the reason why is not because of danmei......i did not even know danmei existed when i first decided to learn it)#anyways i have been insanely fixated on learning it for the past 3 months#however since art is primarily a way for me to process my interests and that only really be done when i'm fixated on media........well#let's just say i have not been making art at all#that might change soon tho#rn i'm reading 撒野 (saye) in chinese bc it's at a level i can read and i fucking love it so far#idk why i picked a book longer than svsss (which took me a week to read in english)...u would think there's no chance of me finishing it#or even reading it#especially when the only novel i've read before this is a chinese translation of the fucking magic finger by roald dahl LMFAO#but it's been a week and i'm a fifth of the way into it which i was not expecting at all#it was initially an exercise of “i will get as far as i can and try my best to read a chapter a day” but i've been zipping through chapters#last night i was up until 3 AM reading it and i was so tempted to read more but had to stop myself#of course this is all aided by pleco which lets me quickly look up words that i don't know yet. pleco ily#that being said...this all does mean i know words like 收銀台 before i even know the word for “orange” (the color) which is pretty funny#but idk considering that the sum of my time spent learning chinese is just 3 months..........i think i am doing pretty damn good#i thought it would be a LOT longer before i could finally start enjoying some interesting things#god but it really has been a while since i last read a high school romance...but i am quite fond of the leads and their respective baggage#sorry for the whole tag ramble.........i haven't really had anyone to talk abt this stuff with#oh also it's my birthday#that is why i am even here to update my age in the first place#happy lan wangji birthday#actually the only reason i realized it was gonna be my birthday soon is because i saw chinese artists posting lan wangji birthday fanart#and then remembered that we share the same birthday#also re: the art i haven't posted yet.........a good chunk of it is misvil fanart...song qingshi my beloved#and there's also a luo binghe drawn on an art app i PROGRAMMED MYSELF (!!!!!!!!!) in there#actually that piece is the main reason i haven't posted the art i HAVE made. how the fuck do i explain that i drew it on an app that i made#sorry this is genuinely the most off the rails tag ramble i've ever done. okay i'm done
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my dad keeps his mouth shut but he’s catholic
#that said he does somewhat amusingly seem to have decided lesbians have it more together then gay men#it’s not really funny he’s just going#**coping
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[Hanahaki disease]
Yuriy coughed; blood splattered the palm pf his hand along with a single petal of cherry blossom flower. He sighed. "For the love of-" grumbling under his breath, he fished his phone out of his pocket and dialed a familiar number. It rang once, twice, then-
"What do you want?"
Yuriy pinched the bridge of his nose, the itching in his throat souring his mood even further. "I'm feeling insecure again. Tell me you love me."
There is a significantly long pause, making Yuriy glare at his phone. "I'm waiting asshole."
Kai sigh was audible. "I love you. We both know I love you. Please don't die before I get back from my business trip."
And just like that the pain was gone. Patting his chest in satisfaction, Yuriy nodded to himself. "Whatever. I'm gonna go now. Good luck with that meeting thing." Then he turned off the phone before Kai could reply and went back to making dinner. The team was coming back home any minute now after all, and he really did not want to deal with a starving Boris without chicken wings to fend him off.
#yuriy ivanov#kai hiwatari#beyblade fic#beyblade flash. fic#beyblade#neo borg#fanfic#can be read as platonic or romantic#honestly just thought of the hanahaki and how amusingly logical they'd be about it#more of crack really
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