#but man this outfit is making me crazy
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arthursfuckinghat · 11 months ago
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"Well ain't you just a tough as teak mountain man?"
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pendwelling · 7 months ago
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Like Mother, Like Son ☀️👑
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delzinrowe · 6 months ago
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What do you make of having a vampire in our camp?
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ch1zzie · 10 months ago
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The original in the bottom
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Plus the picture I mainly drew but decided to draw the rest for funny
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#thats not my neighbor#milk man#just tried to draw something in my mind to post along with saying some updates#monday the people are gonna give my grandma the keys to the house! while i have to stay at my aunts place for wifi for school#(online school)#my moms gonna be moving things out of storage into the house! AAAA I CANT WAIT#also little welcome home update#im not sure if i said here? wait nevermind i just remembered while typing (it was that i got barnaby and the pins) AAA silly me#also im making a little julie out of clay (if i wake up and their messed up i am NOT redoing that😭)#the legs are a little messed up because julie was gonna be the size of an hatsune miku figure on accident so i chose to shorten her a bit#only because im not sure if im gonna make the others too AND because theres no way hes gonna be THAT tall😭#also! im making easter art#yes its barnaby and wally again just for fun! but a few changes like keeping their regular outfits because i cant think of anything else!!!#why not the ones in the old easter drawing? welllll a follower said that wallys outfit looked a bit familiar to another not so good thing#it wasnt on purpose just an accident because i hadn't notice BUT im glad i know now so i can be more careful!#im not sureeee if im gonna finish the easter art OR the julie clay thingy but I'd love too! and honestly HOPE to#high chance i will (well maybe the easter art could be late or not)#maaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAA trying to think if theres anything else but cant! ill try posting this hoping my wifi wont hate me...#also i know i said this account was for welcome home posting but i didnt have any cool welcome homey things to put here gahhhhh#ehehehhe once i get my new room and its allllll just me#imma post like crazy (wellll that IS the plan so i hope)#even if its little dumb posts#by the way this post was gonna say on top “i know i said this account is for welcome home posting but TAKE THIS FOR LITTLE UPDATES”#just removed it because i dunnooooo just didded#hehe didded
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allpromarlo · 3 days ago
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why is hoyo forgetting that trailblazer is the mc of this game
#march 7th stans look away this ain’t about you#but the way they’re giving that girl mc treatment lowkey throws me off#what the fuck does she need a new outfit for every season? and suddenly being able to change paths?#you are NOT the hero of the universe fuck outta here#there are lowkey just small grievances but good god#in amphoreus they really cranked it up to 100#making HER the character shown on those tutorial screens when it was always tb is crazy as hell#also mentioning her dumbass every four seconds like cmon this meta is exciting BECAUSE we don’t have to hear her say the most obvious shit#not in spite of it. hoyoverse get your fucking head in the game#if she ends up having crazy lore and a 5* form i’m saying dan heng did it first#and dan heng wasn’t treated like this btw he shows up in the luofu a moderate amount#it would’ve made sense for us to talk abt him with jing yuan but why the hell am i talking abt that girl with PHAINON#phainon doesn’t even know her?? what is this#OH or that scene where we put her camera on the scales to show ‘more important than amphoreus’ fate’#fuck her and fuck that camera on god#i don’t care that it has to do with the remembrance!! they already told you to move on!! fawk#like she didn’t take us on a wild goose chase because ‘hehe i wanna look into my past :3’#jing yuan thank you for smacking the polaroids out her <3#free my man he did all of it but i don’t care#hsr#i’m not even gonna tag this lmaooo#they’re gonna find me and hate me for hating one female character in this game#unfortunately march has already given me more than 10 reasons to hate her sooooo#sucks to suck#i’ve hated male characters for a fraction of this don’t be dramatic
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narcopathyfiles · 10 days ago
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it's honestly so bad for my Sanity though because it affects the way people interact with me so hard and i'm already like. Medically crazy about it
#life can be so easy and it can be so hard and when it's easy i think about how the difference between those states is just#makeup and contacts.#i remember when i got my hair done a month ago and the guy at the apartment complex gate was like Hey good afternoon miss ☺️ and it's a guy#who literally ignored me every single time i went outside before that like he opens and closes the front gate and he would never open for me#is it crazy to think it's all related to how i look. Maybe sometimes. but i have been overanalyzing how people treat me since i was a Baby#like that's why i'm in this blog bitching. sometimes it's me being paranoid i think but other times. well!#i just can't find any other pattern and it makes me so :/ like objectively there's so little difference on how my face looks#with and without makeup/contacts. i am a Working Class member i do not have the time to do catfishing every day.#i cover up my blemishes and put on blush and eyeliner and that's all.#i own like contour and whatever but literally when i use it i just shade all around my face really lightly.#mostly just cause the foundation erases the Normal shadows a bit and it looks weird sometimes. tldr i'm not reshaping anything#ig contacts are the most Reshaping i do on a regular basis but like. come on?#it feels so fucked up. why are you more compelled to be rude to me because i'm wearinf glasses. bitch i am nearsighted#sorry my eyes are kinda wack Lol? i think my glasses are cute they don't work with all my outfits#but i think it's cute in my like regular more casual stuff.#what the fuck ever man. i need to get to work lmfao but i still have time to do fuck all so you have to suffer me
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darlingjmiller · 1 year ago
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the way i’m losing my fucking mind right now
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kavehayati · 6 months ago
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I beg have we been playing the same game orrrr
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#like Childe he’s obviously a sweetheart but ig I can understand ??? like he’s so rambunctious and loud and whatnot and yk#ig I can see how you can mischaracterise him as that but kaveh ????#the only reasons I can think of is cause he’s an alcoholic which perhaps in some ppls minds that makes him a fuck boy cause you kinda loose#sense when you’re drunk (?) <- the classic stereotype#but I genuinely do not understand like is it the outfit 😭 cause I swear everyone has something to say about his outfit it’s always the#reason for everyone’s complaints 😭😭😭#because the way I look at it is kaveh and I are so similar it’s crazy even his whole argument with alhaitham I’ve had numerous situations#like that but with my parents and istg it’s infuriating to me when they say stuff like alhaitham does#ANYWYAS THATS just a snippet but istg 99% of his character is like a Noor dupe crazy#WHICH BRINGS ME TO THE POINT LIKE IM THINKING OF IT AS THIS you calling him a fuckboy#is like calling me the female equivalent of that and I’m like THATS SO FUNNY ???&;83&3 😭#how does one arrive at such a conclusion he’s just sad and never wants to hurt a fly bro how would he be a fuckboy 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 the concept of#him using someone like that is just so ooc and not in the mischaracterisation way in the sense like you just took him and#made him your oc with a completely different personality like heck#although I love alhaitham I can see why ppl would make him out to be a f boy but kaveh is like hell naur 😭#the only situation I’d assume kaveh can be characterised as that is if he gets hammered especially hard with alcohol to the point he just#blacks out or something memory wise and does random stuff#every time I stray from his canon characterisation I see a voice line of his and#I’m like awwwe ☹️ why is he actually precious LMAO he’s so cute and wholesome like how he gets excited over the lightning bolt shape#ORRR when he opens a treasure chest or his joining the party line ABDUSIWKAKSSIN he’s such a cutie#his ‘waaah what are you doing here’ <- line in the event AAAH WHAT AN IDIOT / affectionate WHAT ALMOST 30 YR OLD MAN SAYS WAAAH#I LOVE HIM 😭#dora daily#the way this turned out to be a kaveh lover post by the end I’m actually so sorry#and before we get weird about me liking kaveh sm and saying he’s just like me and a me dupe I wanna preface this by saying#maybe postface cause this is after the fact#ANYWAYS I mean he’s just like the better me he’s Noor pro max frfr
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rdm00n · 1 year ago
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Got annoyed with diavolo's Halloween outfit sm i just want to snatch it off.. completely off.. All of it.
Take it off diavolo!! Idc man i rather see him naked!! In my bed preferably!!
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jrueships · 1 year ago
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the mayor of turkey trying to get people to vote alpey for Allstar 😭😭
#alpey (who has realized his power) trying to get jabari into allstar too by making use of his turkey influence: @ turkey mayor#jabari my boyfran#now all of turkey is deadset on getting the prince and prince of turkey into the allstar game bcs jabari is alpey boyfran#jabari is unaware of the tweet bcs hes trying to grow a moustache#alpey awkwardly having to slide an arm over jabari while they sit two seats apart (jabari thinks a brainworm is trying to enter him again)#turkish interviewers after another jabari yelling at alpey crimescene: what were u two arguing about 😦!! u guys are our otp ☹️!!!#alpey: nono me & my girl dont argue#alpey: she bash my head in with a rock & i walk it off like a man#reporters shocked & genuinely curious: JABARI!JABARI!! IS IT TRUE YOU BASH IN ALPEYS HEAD WITH A ROCK!!!?!?!#jabari who doesnt know whats going on but craves violence: sometimes.#how will this affect the Gunsmith legacy?!?!??#⁉️⁉️#when jabari eventually finds out theyre supposedly dating by jalen joking abt gup designing their outfits for marriage#and tari wanting to be the best man while forcing tyty to be the flowergirl bcs ppl would believe it#alpey expects him to be upset abt the whole fake dating thing but instead jabaris embarrassed and pissed#that alpey thinks jabari needs his help when it comes to popularity bcs DAMMIT!! HES SUPPOSED TO BE HIGH PICK! N OT ALPEY!! wheres HIS fans#why isnt ATLANTA showing out !?!??? <- theyre crazy#and alpeys semi relieved bcs he just thought of the fake dating plan to help his teammate out#who he thought rlly deserved it due to his hard work and underappreciated lack of showmanship#but then he hears how much of a 'my best friend jabari <3 the loser <3' it sounds and feels bad#they dont make up#jabari bashes alpeys head in with a rock and alpey walks it off like a man
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kimbapisnotsushi · 2 years ago
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i was going to come up with my own designs for the pokemon au. but hinata in spark’s outfit would be REALLY funny
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affableramen · 3 months ago
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no nut november day 1. how to make them come for the really horny darlings who read my smol insignificant blog :)
crack, smut, established relationships mature themes, minors dni
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Wriothesley:
he loves when you choke him really well. he goes crazy once your hands start squeezing his neck
grabbing or scratching his butt. Wriothesley loves when you touch his rounded ass, and if you do he will definitely lose it
Tartaglia:
when you moan loudly, tartaglia loses his mind. he loves when you vocalise your sensations and satisfaction
praising him. tartaglia is not very experienced in bed activities, so he’d be really grateful if you kept praising him while having sex cause it makes him feel encouraged to proceed.
Neuvillette:
being on your knees for him (he does not expect that from anyone because he is such a humble individual, and it turns him on almost instantly)
when you take charge and offer him to have sex by your initiative. do not get me wrong, neuvillette is anything but submissive man, however even he gets tired of being constantly the controlling one. he wants you to be bold and shameless too
Pantalone:
when you play with, pull or grip his hair, it makes pantalone go insane. he is very sensitive to your touch in general, and he especially loves it when you try to tease him by playing with his wavy locks. he will be turned on immensely
when you touch his nipples (his erogenous zone. rub them nice and well, he will cum hard, mumbling “have mercy on me” to you)
Ayato:
dirty talking to him (praising his cock mostly) he loves his sex a bit dirty and overstimulating
when you slightly dominate him. this man is fed and sick of people constantly servicing him and seeing his s/o showing responsibility and taking a bold action like riding him will make him nut wildly
Capitano:
squeezing him inside. his manhood is thick, and the tip is fat enough to make him feel things when you suddenly tense up. capitano will give in to his passion, you will hear loud impatient grunting escaping his mouth that you never knew you needed
when you call him by his real name. in most circumstances capitano hates it when someone mentions his true old name, but when you do it during intimate moments he simply goes nuts for you. the way his name falls from your lips when he thrusts into you fast and hard enough just gets him going
Alhaitham:
he adores when you scratch his back. you always fear hurting him, but alhaitham wears your marks proudly and insists on you to not hold your passion in. he needs more of those blooming red marks of lust on his body
when you assist his thrusts by forcing your hips closer to him. he enjoys when you participate in love making equally to him, and will definitely cum unexpectedly generously if you continue
Dottore:
when you play by his rules. dottore is a very old and assertive man who’s used to things happen his way. at first he will kindly ask you to follow his lead but later on he will be incredibly blunt and dominant with you
when you use his vibrator on himself. not to mention him liking impressing you with new toys, when you grab one and press it against his skin, he will squirt his release earlier and thicker than expected
Dainsleif:
when you moan or whisper sweet nothings into his ear. this makes him particularly horny, especially given how much your voice turns him on in a private setting
when you try to unnoticeably run your hands over his hips. there is something about your claws grazing over his strong legs that makes him go completely frenzied for you
Baizhu:
when you bite his ears and neck. baizhu has those very sensitive and he will come almost instantly if you tease the delicious earlobes and neck of his.
when you wear sexy outfits. he likes to take you when you’re wearing those naughty, revealing but incredibly gorgeous outfits. he practically loses control of his arousal and can come even prematurely simply because he is staring at your beautiful body
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cupidhoons · 8 days ago
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HABITS ✶ ENHYPEN HYUNG LINE
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( M.LIST ) ╱ f! reader 𓈒𓈒𓈒 skinship fluff crying headcanons + scenarios lowercase intended ─── s. little habits the enhypen hyung line has when dating you
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heeseung : stuffing his face into the crook of your neck. he absolutely loves doing this, especially on days where he misses you a little more than usual. it's a habit that always makes butterflies swarm in your tummy each time he does it. he’ll do it on any random occasion, whether it's him getting jealous over a random guy at the convenience store or just simply doing it just because he wants to be physical with you.
“hi baby,” he says, snaking his arms around your waist from behind as he watches you make the final touches of your makeup, observing you through your vanity mirror. “you almost done, pretty?”
you hum in response, meticulously applying your lip gloss. you feel heeseung let out a breathy sigh against your neck, seeing as his head found its spot against the skin of your neck. you giggle at his intimate action as he places small, gentle kisses on the side of your neck. “hee, i’m finished.” 
he mumbles into your neck mindlessly, inhaling the perfume that he gifted you not that long ago. “you smell nice…” 
“thank you baby,” you say, giggling at his compliment as you watch him intently through your mirror. “hee we have to go…we’re late enough.” 
“5 more minutes, baby. i can't seem to pry myself off of you.” he mumbles into your neck, continuing to nip at your soft skin. 
jay : back hugging you. he loves doing this to you, especially after getting off of work and coming back to you finishing up dinner for the both of you. like heeseung, however, he’ll do this at any given moment. you could be checking yourself out in the mirror, making sure your outfit looks nice for your date with jay, until he comes in the room to give you a hug from behind. 
you were smoothing out your dress, running a hand through your hair as you looked at your figure in the mirror. jay was waiting patiently on your shared bed, scrolling on his phone mindlessly. 
“jay,” you say, grabbing his attention immediately. he hums in response, looking at your standing figure through the bedroom mirror. “do i look okay?” you ask intently. 
he stares at you, as if mesmerized by your beauty (he was, for the record). you see him get up and walk over towards you in the mirror, his arms wrapping around your waist as interlocks his hands with yours. “you look more than okay, love. you're beautiful.” he says, placing a kiss on your cheek, making you smile wider than ever.
jake : giving you random kisses throughout the day. jake cannot live without your lips on his. this man is obsessed with your lips and he looks forward to kissing them every waking moment. he truly cannot go a day without kissing you, otherwise he’ll go crazy. you could be doing absolutely anything and he’d go up to you just to plant a kiss on your lips. or when he's in a super playful and energetic mood, he’ll attack you with kisses all over your face, making it impossible for you to focus on your show. 
“jake!” you say between laughs, desperately trying to pull away from his kisses. you both were at home, quietly enjoying each other’s company until he decided to come out of absolutely nowhere to attack you with his lips. “that tickles! stop!” 
“no! you've been watching gossip girl for far too long now! pay attention to me!” he replies, smothering you with kisses on your forehead, cheeks, lips, and down to your neck. 
“ja-” you start, before getting interrupted by a messy kiss on your lips. though it wasn't a peck this time, but rather a long and more intense kiss than the ones he's been giving you. you melt into his lips, completely forgetting about the current scene playing on the tv. when he pulls away, he grabs the remote that sat on the armrest of the couch, turning off the tv. “will you pay attention to me now?” he asks, pouting. you giggle softly at his cuteness. 
“yes jakey, i will pay attention to you.” you say, pulling him down by his shirt to kiss him once more.
sunghoon :  rubbing your waist & the sides of your hips. like the rest of the boys, he loves rubbing your hips and will do this to you at any given moment. though, he mainly does it when you're stressed or overwhelmed to calm your nerves. he’ll walk up to you when he notices your face is buried into your hands, clearly showcasing how anxious you feel over uni. 
“hoon i just don't know what to do-” you cry, your face against his chest as his head was atop yours, whispering “i know” as he runs a hand through your hair gently. his arms encased your body, rubbing a hand against your back to soothe you. 
“you're alright baby, i'm here.” he says, planting a kiss on your head. he looks down at your crying figure, carefully grabbing your chin to tilt your head upwards—forcing you to make eye contact with him. 
his arms run down your short figure, his hands moving to you the sides of your hips, palms rubbing against the bone. “you're fine, my love. you're fine.” he says reassuringly. he watches as you wipe your tears, catching your breath as he continues to rub your sides. “you'll be alright.”
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sometimes-rendog · 1 month ago
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Day 75 pt. 2, i thought i'd share some of the early sketches i did while scratching away at my LimL!martyn design, as a fun little expansion!
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i really like these sketches especially since they focus in on the coral / urchin takeover part of his design, and the whole 3L and LimL parallel of martyn's character
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i hadn't really decided on how his horn would look atp, since i had originally wanted his design to lean pretty heavy into his oceanic features ( that's why i initially gave him a coral-antler). but i ended up giving him faun-inspired legs in this sketch & that's what sparked the idea for a unicorn horn (even though it's not pictured here). i felt like that detail really pushed that he's still Martyn– Hand of the King– even if he himself has shifted into something more independent, more powerful. because no matter how much he tries to bury it, he never left those walls, he's still surrounded himself with them, even if it is just bamboo, even if he only feels the buzz of magic in his temples now, not his hands, he's still at Renchanting– and it sits heavy on his head, it's crowned him.
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i think these are the first sketches i did of him with a 'unicorn horn' (though it's mainly just a simplified coral horn, with some coral-pieces off to the side)
otherwise, everything else was pretty much solidified (beyond his tail and fracture designs), and i'm really happy with how he came out! even though there are a few things i'd change now, i loved working on this guy
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This is a death match for a reason!
Day 75, my piece for @treebarkzine! showing Martyn's Limited Life win, you can download the full zine here (for free!)
this zine was so much fun to be apart of and everyone who participated in it put so, so much effort into their work. it's such a beautiful project and i'm so happy i was able to contribute to it! happy treebark-ing everyone
closeups under the cut!
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italiangirlcoresblog · 9 days ago
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main masterlist \\ lewis masterlist
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𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐦𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐲 𝐢 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐡𝐢𝐦
✩ : your mother was seen hanging out with lewis hamilton, and now everyone thinks they're a couple; little do they know, they're focusing on the wrong vergara
𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐞𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐢𝐦 : @ melissamelmaia on ig
𝐟𝐞𝐚𝐭. : lewis hamilton
𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐫𝐞 : humor
✍︎ : guess who still hasn't started writing the lando fic she promised and made this silly little smau instead? (i swear i have the whole story in my head, i just don't have time to put it down 😭)
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f1gossippofficial 📸 lewis hamilton spotted with actress sofía vergara at breakfast by salt's cure in nyc!
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username1 wait they would actually slay as a couple
username2 i know right
username3 imagine how iconic their dates would be
username4 more like runways with the style they both have
username5 we all know these DIVAS 💜
username6 I SAW THEM AND THOUGHT I WAS GOING CRAZY
username7 models should be thankful these two chose different career paths
username8 THE OUTFITS 🔥🔥🔥
username9 idk who's the more fashionable here
username10 BOAF
username11 fathered and mothered so hard they started dating each other
username12 daddy&mommy fr 🧎‍♀️
username13 and when exactly did we decide they were dating each other?
username14 people can't even hang out anymore without you guys making up entire relationships 💀
username15 i swear like CHILL 😭
username16 our king finally found the queen he deserves 👑
username17 ew no isn't she like 12 years older than him?
username18 so? i don't see the problem
username19 exactly, they're both grown adults and perfectly capable of making their own decisions
username20 nah we stan a good age gap
username21 POWER COUPLE
username22 can't believe we lost her to another man
username23 she's everything, he's just ken 🎀
username24 anyways GET YOUR ASS BACK TO MARANELLO LEWIS WE'RE WINNING THIS YEAR
username25 ah yes, another fellow delusional ferrari fan 🤝
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ynvergara finalmente aterrizada 🛬 🤪
See translation finally landed 🛬 🤪
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sofiavergara ❤️
username26 HOW IS SHE SO PRETTY
username27 i mean she IS sofía's daughter
username28 she got it from her mami duh
username29 the vergara genes are undefeated
username30 landed where bestie?
ynvergara 👀
username31 girl spill, we wanna know 😩
username32 not to scare y'all or anything, but sir lewis hamilton is in the likes
username33 LOLLL
username34 BRO WHAT
username35 hold the fuck up
username36 fam they even follow each other
username37 SINCE UH ☝️ WHEN
username38 am i tripping or does this mean he's actually dating sofía
username39 you mean my husband really stole my wife!?
username40 do you think she knows her new daddy is a 7 time f1 world champion
♥︎ by ynvergara
username41 IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE A YES
username42 MAMA Y PAPA
username43 she's living everyone's dream
username44 please adopt me
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deuxmoi 1. y/n vergara arriving at the jfk airport last night // 2. and 3. y/n and her mother sofía shopping together in nyc 🗽❤️
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username45 mommy and mother
username46 stop thirsting over every single post ffs
username47 some of you really need to touch the grass
username48 reconnect with nature folks
username49 drink holy water
username50 she's too cute i can't
username51 VICTORIA'S SECRET MODELS WHO???
username52 their vibe is unmatched
username53 imagine being sofía vergara's daughter and going shopping at chanel on a thursday
username54 sadly i can't relate
username55 hot and unbothered 💅
username56 why are we collectively ignoring the fact that she's in new york too
username57 that's relevant how...?
username58 she can't even spend time with her own mother now?
username59 i think they meant it's strange she arrived right after the lewis rumors
username60 omg not everything has to be this deep
f1gossippofficial
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f1gossippofficial 🚨 BREAKING: lewis hamilton seen arriving at a hotel to pick up a mystery girl, which he then took out for dinner at a local restaurant
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username61 leave the poor man alone 💀
username62 no way, he has a social life too!
username63 sometimes i wonder why i'm more invested in other people's life than my own
username63 then i remember my life is boring and go back to obsessing over celebrities
username64 honestly same
username65 i bet that's the hotel where sofía's staying and the "mystery girl" is her
username66 i live right across it and i saw the whole scene, it DEFINITELY was her
username67 my parents are finally together 🥹
username68 idk she looks a little too young to be sofía
username69 we will not 🚫 accept any 🙅‍♀️ form of negativity 👎 in this happy 😄 household 🏡, thank you very much 🙏
username70 you people are more desperate than the tifosi
ynvergara lewishamilton
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f1gossippofficial @ ynvergara and @ lewishamilton stories from tonight's dinner 👀
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username71 and the crowd is more confused than leclerc in monaco 2022
username72 leave charles out of this please, my boy already has enough trauma
username73 fr 😭
username74 it's not strange tho? her mom probably introduced them
username75 i think we took for granted that sofía and lewis are dating
username76 you are one perspicacious fella
username77 WAR IS OVER (people are finally realizing that talking to another human being doesn't mean being romantically involved with them)
username78 my guess is lewis and sofía took y/n out for dinner to tell her about their relationship
username79 NOH
username80 someone please stop this madness i'm begging you
username81 we completely misunderstood the news from the other day and lewis is actually dating y/n STAY WITH ME NOW
username82 he's friends with them ❌️
he's either dating the mom or the daughter ✅️
username83 no because it would make sense
username84 once again, there's still a pretty big age gap
username85 but it feels more right yk
username86 sugar daddy lewis 🫦✨️
username87 y/n probably has enough money to be his sugar daddy
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lewishamilton moments like these are worth the chaos 🫶🏾
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username88 lewis dear my ship can't sail iF I DON'T KNOW WHO'S ON BOARD
username89 this is not a drill. i repeat, THIS IS NOT A DRILL
username90 we're never gonna hear the end of this now
username91 man just focus on racing
username92 bye bye championship 🥲
username93 what does any of this have to do with the championship???
username94 the season hasn't even started yet stop being so dramatic
username95 i knew the romance was real
username96 ok but the question now is with who
username97 obviously sofía wdym
username98 i call y/n 🗣
username99 whatever it is, i support it 🙂‍↕️
username100 plot twist: it's just nico in a wig
username101 my brocedes heart would be so ready for it
username102 THE MATCHING HATS I'M CRYING
username103 second slide is giving nicole scherzinger
username104 i have a wild theory
username105 WHAT IF IT'S HER
username106 let's not overdo it
username107 i fear that would be too iconic for the world to handle 😔
username108 my forever favorite otp
username109 THE original wag
username110 shall i remember you she's engaged now?
username111 crazy how i spend more time trying to figure out rich people's relationships instead of focusing on mine
ynvergara
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ynvergara lo siento mamá, le gustan jóvenes 😚💋
See translation sorry mom, he likes them young 😚💋
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username112 YO WHAT
username113 girly pop has ZERO chill
username114 THE CAPTION BYEEE
username115 this was not on my 2025 bingo card
username116 y/n at some point this morning: you should know this too
username117 omg i can't, she's like the female version of franco colapinto 😭
username118 pr nightmare in the making
username119 well good luck training HER
username120 the next big menace to society
username121 ✨️she's an icon, she's a legend, and she is the moment✨️
username122 nooo mi novia 😫
See translation nooo my girlfriend 😫
username123 ¿cuándo será mi turno? 💔
See translation when will it be my turn? 💔
username124 can lewis fight???
lewishamilton i can and i will 🤺
ynvergara don't break your back papi chulo ❤️
lewishamilton rude but i'll take the compliment
username125 when sebastian stan's demon possesses me:
username126 lolll our girl already humbling him
username127 SHE'S SO MESSY HELP
username128 "i'll take the compliment" someone's been learning spanish i see
username129 sometimes life isn't fair because wdym i can't call lewis hamilton papi chulo too
username130 how did they even manage to keep it a secret for this long
username131 honestly if i was her i would've told it much sooner
username132 if i was the one dating SIR LEWIS HAMILTON i would brag about it every day of my life 🛐
username68 hate to say i told you so ☝️🤓
username81 SAME
username98 Y/NEWIS DEFENDERS ASSEMBLE
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sofiavergara me dijo que te ama, y mientras tú seas feliz, tiene mi permiso ❤️
See translation he told me he loves you, and as long as you're happy, he has my permission to ❤️
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ynvergara te amo más mamá 🥺❤️
See translation i love you more mom 🥺❤️
username133 awww our mama's girl 🎀
username134 they're the sweetest
username135 the queen and her little princess 💕
username136 not a 40-year-old man needing his girlfriend's mother permission to date her 😭
username137 that's common sense i fear
username138 IN A WORLD OF BOYS HE'S A GENTLEMAN
username139 i mean it's not any mother we're talking about, that's sofía margarita vergara
username140 are we really saying that when they were first seen together sofía was giving him the third degree 💀
username141 "grill the grid" has a whole other meaning now
username142 lewis smiling through the pain as he gets absolutely destroyed
username143 the way i would've sold my house to witness this
username144 forget "drive to survive", it's "survive to drive" now
username145 i love how everyone just casually started roasting him
lewishamilton honrado 🙏🏾
See translation honoured 🙏🏾
username146 he's honoured because sofía spared him
username147 my man is so stressed he learnt a new language to communicate
duolingo he knows it's either spanish or vanish 💚
username148 NOT DUO THREATENING AN F1 DRIVER
duolingo who cares about him anyway 😎 (solo dame una oportunidad sofía)
See translation (just give me a chance sofía)
username149 we got duolingo hitting on sofía vergara before gta 6
ynvergara también amo un poquito a mi novio 🫣
See translation i also love my boyfriend a little 🫣
lewishamilton i love you a lot, silly
♥︎ by ynvergara
username150 CRYING IN SINGLE AND BROKE
italiangirlcoresblog being his controversially young girlfriend will always remain my secret dream
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i found a good boy, and he's on my side | lando norris smau
lando norris x reader | a little bit of best friend!oscar
summary: when y/n's ex writes a messy song about her, fans push for lando to break up with her (he doesn't even consider it)
fc: sabrina carpenter
kind of a part 2 to what a coincidence, but you don't have to read part 1 for this to make sense
warnings: non-existent angst, lando very much in love with y/n, very brief mention of cheating (not lando), maybe some typos
note: y/e = your ex
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yourex Biting My Tongue out tonight
Finally sharing my truth
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user1 WE LOVE YOU Y/E
user2 ready for the tea 🍿
ynfan2 PLEASE LEAVE Y/N ALONE I BEG WE'RE OVER YOU
ynfan1 "sharing my truth" OHHHH BROTHER
user3 the y/n fans getting nervous
ynfan2 not nervous, sick of his lies
user2 perhaps y/n isn't as perfect as you think
user4 anyone else just here for the music
user5 @ yourusername YOU ARE SO OVER
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yourusername leng
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ynfan2 UNBOTHERED QUEEN
user2 is she just pretending her ex didn't drop a shady song about her
user6 lando still in the likes ... this is so sad
yourbff your reminder to not wear the red top this weekend
yourusername you've seen my outfits already TRUST there's no red in sight
landonorris that's my girl
ynfan1 MOTHER IS GOING TO SILVERSTONE
user4 how has lando not dumped you yet
user5 you really don't deserve lando
user3 HAS LANDO HEARD THE SONG YET? DUMP HER!!!
ynfan3 what's with all the loser hate comments
landonorris my girlfriend is sooooo leng now come give me a kiss
yourusername calm down
yourusername on my way tho
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landonorris a little summer fun
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user1 JEALOUS
yourusername who's the baddie
landonorris that's my girlfriend mate back off
ynfan2 WHY ARE THEY LIKE THIS
user3 waiting for the dumping...
user4 crazy that they're still together
user8 i think some of y'all are a bit dramatic, the song wasn't even that bad and it's just his perspective
ynfan3 A LANDO FAN WITH A BRAIN
yourbff last pic i want her baddddd
landonorris so you don't want [redacted]'s number anymore?
yourbff WAIT I TAKE IT BACK
ynfan2 QUEEN Y/BFF FINALLY APPROVING OF ONE OF Y/N'S MEN
oscarpiastri you stole my best friend
yourusername we literally have plans next week
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yourusername is this thing on? 🎤
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ynfan1 MOTHER IN THE STUDIO!!!!!
ynfan2 the last pic has me crying 😭😭 i just know she's about to be a menace
user2 if she's actually making a response song that's kinda pathetic
user3 right? her fans all say y/e is using her for fame but she's also doing it
yourbff let me hear it first
oscarpiastri i better get the link first
landonorris ignore both of them, i get first dibs
user1 THE DRAMA if she's making a response song lando better get out of there quick before he's her next victim
user4 WE DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE
ynfan3 all these haters camping on y/n's post omg she's so famous
ynfan4 WE LOVE YOU Y/N IGNORE THE LOSERS
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yourusername my turn🩷
surprise! planned to keep these in the vault, but i guess things change. 'vicious' and 'eternal sunshine' live performances out now on youtube! studio version out friday 💋
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landonorris proud of you love 🤍
yourusername 🧡🧡🧡
ynfan2 OH MY GOD NO WAYYYYYYY
ynfan3 "my turn🩷" THAT'S MOTHERRRRRRRRR
ynfan1 love lando supporting her through it all that's a good man
ynfan4 SHE SPILLED Y/E IS SO DONE
yourbff i love you so much!!!
yourusername love you!!
user3 these songs are really good ... sorry for hating before
user1 some of y'all switching up in the comments, she could be lying!!
ynfan5 perhaps i misinterpreted the lyrics, but did y/e CHEAT ON HER???
ynfan3 pretty sure 👀
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yourusername it doesn't get, doesn't get better than this 🧡
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yourbff LOVE Y'ALL SO MUCH
ynfan4 THESE HAVE TO BE LYRICS
ynfan3 more lover girl music coming soon LET'S GOOOOOOO
ynfan2 y/n writing her two shady songs about y/e then going back to writing cheesy love songs for lando we love to see it
landonorris how i obsessively adore you 🤍
ynfan2 y'all they're quoting future lyrics right in front of our faces i just know it
user3 it's not looking like a break up any time soon
oscarpiastri answer my texts
yourusername sorry been busy 🤭
oscarpiastri disgusting
yourusername NOT LIKE THAT.
ynfan5 Y/NLANDO WILL ALWAYS PROSPER
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landonorris we are never breaking up btw
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ynfan2 LMAOOOOOO
yourbff i'll have to break all of your bones if you ever hurt her
landonorris the scary thing is that i actually believe that you would
oscarpiastri hurt her and your life is over
landonorris DAMN DID Y'ALL READ THE CAPTION OR NO
user3 they're kinda growing on me y'all ...
ynfan4 everyone say we love you mom and dad
user4 worst news of my life
user2 i'm gonna be forced to like her this is terrible
yourusername thank god
landonorris if you leave me i think that i just might lose it completely
yourusername don't ever quote my songs at me again
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