#but man this is fishy fishy fishy

[lurkingteapot]

Something's so so fishy about this. even if we disregard the extra info from the preview.

not just that Home doesn't drink, and doesn't normally drive

But. The paramedic that called? Asked "is this K' Peach"

"your number is the last one your friend called"

but Home doesn't have Peach's number in his phone under his name

much less that they're friends -- he's got his job description in there

We were SHOWN he doesn't have Peach's number in his phone under his name

What is going on????

[pressureplus]

Sebastian Solace Kissing Headcannons

Warnings: N/A

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• No, he does not taste like fish, Yes I know you've giggled about that at least once so I may as well knock it out of the way

• Considering he's been confirmed to smoke and it's safe to say he eats from the vending machines pretty consistently, he usually tastes like cigarettes and chips

• Occasionally, he may taste like other snack foods, namely: Chocolate, Peanuts, Hard Candy, and those weird prepackaged vanilla cookies

• At first he didn't want to kiss you at all, even when you two got your confessions out

• His mouth is so inhuman and sharp, with rows of shark-like teeth... It made him really nervous about kissing you for a long time

• What if seeing it up close made you not like him very much anymore? What if it just doesn't feel right to you? He'd rather avoid making you uncomfortable like that

• There's only so much defensive sarcasm and passive aggression can do for you, and it isn't gonna fix heartbreak

• Makes fun of you for even wanting to kiss him, have you SEEN him??

• Will accuse you of having a thing for fish 💀

• You're going to have to kiss him first, he isn't gonna pop that safety bubble himself

• That first time, his whole body locks up, breath held for the long moment it takes for him to process what's actually happening

• He relaxes slowly into actually kissing back, that familiar wall coming down

• After this, he'll start initiating them

• At first it's these stiff little pecks on the cheek and corner of your mouth, but he quickly gets a taste for you

• When he starts kissing you directly, he gets hungry for it, starting to sneak them in any time he can find

• The kisses get longer and slower and easier for him, humming into every one of them so affectionately

• He's needed the touch for years, so naturally he's going to have his hands on you the whole time. Yes, all three of them.

• Likes to pick you up, means you can't get away when he goes to tease you about wanting to kiss such a scary thing like him

• Absolutely gives you little snake kisses, his tongue flicks out at you a lot when he's giving you smaller kisses

• That mean ass mouth doesn't get any nicer, but at least you get kisses for putting up with it

• He's going to nip and nibble at you too, overall getting really comfortable with the mouth affection

• He does this all the time, too, and most enjoys bothering you while you're trying to work by sneaking up and biting your neck

• Seriously tho, how is he so quiet?? He's huge???

• Oops, hickeys! He's too pleased with leaving marks not to ❤️

[aquaticaeronaut]

[wasyago]

so um, turns out Caspian is not a triton.... top 10 saddest anime betrayals.

[jellyfishoreo1206]

Fun in the Sun (Sebastian Solace x Reader)

Notes: Part Four! This was a requested idea by @fishwitthouteyes, who had a wonderful idea for this part of the Slice of Life series! I hope you don't mind that I added some extra parts ^^ Lots of fluff upcoming, ugh I love writing this fishy so MUCH

Also, this is NOT smut. I repeat, it's NOT smut. 100% fluff

Also I forgot to mention that this is an established relationship! I apologize for being neglectful :<

Credit for the divider to @cafekitsune

It's early in the morning, 8 AM in fact, Sebastian, you and Painter all in the living room. Sitting on the worn-out couch while nursing a mug of coffee in your hands, bringing it up every so often to your lips to take a quick sip, the hot beverage waking your senses a tiny bit. The sun shining brightly through the windows and sheer curtains, the rays of light giving the place a cozy feeling, watching as the light reveals the particles floating through the air. A certain glow that can't be achieved with simple lights.

It was a slow morning really. Sebastian was lying on the rug all curled up—like a cat—directly in the sunlight, eyes closed. You watched as his chest rose and fell with each breath he took, it seemed a lot slower than an average human, could be because of a bigger lung capacity. You feel a small ping of jealousy, oh how you wished to at least hold your breath for that long.

His angler lure twitches every so often, along with the fins on the side of his head. If you listened closely, you could hear a low rumbling-gurgling sort of purr coming from him. It . . . it kind of sounds like someone drowning for some reason.

Ah whatever, it's cute.

Painter seemed to be feeling the sleepy early morning vibes as well—despite being a computer—their screen dim as they lazily draw something on the tablet only to erase it out of frustration with a few sleepy grumbles.

Downing the rest of your coffee, you slammed the cup down onto the table, standing up from the couch with a sudden determination filling your veins; your fast movements and loud noise startling both Sebastian and Painter awake, Sebastian's tail hitting the coffee table with a loud *SMACK* as a yelp left Painter. You winced at the loud sound, especially at the loud 'FUCK' that Sebastian lets out, his hand immediately going over to smooth the part of his tail that was just hit.

"Sorry." You immediately say, a glare being all that returned your response, an apologetic smile on your lips. Shrugging it off, you walked over to your room, changing into more comfortable clothing suited for walking, grabbing a bag with some extra clothes and towels in it on your way out to the kitchen, packing plenty of snacks and drinks for the small outing.

Sebastian looks at you in curiosity when you came back into the living room with a different change of clothes and a bag, your hiking shoes in hand, "Where are you going?" He asks with a tilt of his head, his lure bobbing slightly with his movements, eyes narrowed a fraction.

"Correction," A grin tugs at the end of your lips, an air of excitement surrounding you, "-it's where we're going! Now get changed, we leave in 10 minutes."

~~~

The crunch of small twigs and the rustling of leaves filled the air as you walked along the well-worn trail, Painter held firmly in your hands as you avoided all the dips and rocks along the trail to the best of your ability. The sun peaked out from the trees, bringing light down to the forest floor, the life of the forest seemingly becoming livelier.

Sebastian trailed behind you, swiveling his head to take in his new surroundings with of look of amazement and curiosity, stopping every once in a while to observe something for a little longer before catching up to you. A smile stretches across your face when you risked a glance back at him, a feeling of joy buzzing throughout your blood as you continued forward.

"You never told us where we're going." Sebastian mutters, catching up to your side. In his hands was a Baby Blue Eye, bringing it up to his face to examine the delicate bright-blue petals closer. Eventually, he tucks the flower behind your ear, making sure it was secure before taking his hand back, face flushed a pretty blue. "It looks prettier on you . . "

A flush floods your face, averting your eyes away from him as a wobbly smile threatens to break out on your face, "Oh, thank you!" The beating of your heart was loud in your ears, you wouldn't be surprised if Sebastian hears it. Quickly trying to shake off the feeling, you answer his previous question, red still tinting your cheeks.

"We're uhm, we're going to a place I used to frequent before . . before that." It seems that he understood what you implied, nodding before looking forward, his hand occasionally brushing against yours as you walked deeper and deeper into the woods, sun slowly climbing up higher and higher in the sky.

The sound of rushing water could be heard, getting closer and closer the more you walked, your pace slightly increasing in excitement once you saw the familiar tree you used to climb came into sight. Finally coming to the end of the path, a massive grin now present when a large waterfall greeted the three of you. It still looks the same as it did before you left; moss-covered rocks of all sizes scattered around, plants still flourishing as they glowed vibrantly—colors of all sorts dotting here and there, trees towering over the whole entire area as they swayed gently to the breeze, frothy white water gushing towards the lake below surrounded by a shore of gravel and sand.

It's good to come back to this place.

Carefully placing Painter down on a rock without moss and away from the water, you quickly stripped yourself of the clothes you were wearing. Sebastian sputters, looking away hurridely as the blue flush from before comes back in full force, "What are you DOING?!" A look of confusion overcomes your features at his sudden outburst—taking off your shoes and socks, putting them in the bag you brought—before a look of realization washes over you, a teasing smirk now present.

"I have swimwear on, dummy~" Hesitantly, he looks back at you, seeing that you were indeed in swimwear. Embarrassment floods his body once again, a scowl overcoming his features. "I didn't know you had swimwear underneath!" Crossing his arm, he grumbles out a, ". . at least warn me next time." You couldn't help a small snort slipping past your lips, walking over to the grumpy fish, cupping his face once you got close enough.

"Sorry, sorry-" Standing on the tips of your toes, you gave a small peck to his chin as a way of apologizing for the small misunderstanding, giving him a big smile when you moved away. The fins on the sides of his head twitch at the gesture, his features softening just a fraction. He looks at you for a few seconds more, expression unreadable, before grabbing you with all three of his arms. A yelp slips out from you only for it to be interrupted as his lips meet yours for a proper kiss.

Shock fills your senses at what just happened, before smiling into the kiss, eyes fluttering close as you let your hands caress his cheeks, butterflies erupting in your stomach. It's not everyday that Sebastian decides to lead, so you'll savor this.

"AHEM." Or maybe not. Quickly breaking away from the kiss, you both look over to the AI still sat upon the rock, unimpressed look on their screen. You felt a little bit of embarrassment forgetting that Painter was there, but you couldn't help the chuckles that left your mouth, sheepish smile on your lips.

"Sorry, Paints."

"You seem to be saying that word an awful lot today, aren't you?"

"Oh shush! Put me down!"

A low chuckle leaves him as he places you back on the gravel-sand floor, playfully sticking your tongue in his direction as you walked over to the water.

You know the water will be cold, it always was whenever you came here, so without hesitation you took a running start—jumping straight in. For a few seconds, you were surrounded by cold water, prying your eyes open as you observed your surroundings. Everything seemed so peacefully quiet—save for the silent roaring of the crashing water—flickers of sun gave way to the greenery at the bottom of the lake as they gently swayed to the soft current, rocks big and small wedged into the wet earth, a few fishes swimming past you only to flee once you moved.

Breaking the surface, you took a deep breath of needed air, letting out a laugh of joy as you float in the water. Swiveling to face where Sebastian was—about to call him over to join you—only to stop short in confusion when you didn't see him there, only his shirt on the ground and Painter, who had a look of mischievousness when he saw your face of bewilderment.

"Wait, wher-?" A shriek interrupts your sentence when you were lifted up from the water, looking down only to meet those smug fluorescent eyes you've grown to love as he sets you atop his bare shoulders, looking very pleased at what he done.

"Sebastian!"

"Hehe, sorry sweetheart~" Oh he so wasn't sorry.

~~~

After several hours spent within the water, the two of you finally decided to take a break, the sun now high in the sky as it shined down on the two of you. Painter was now atop a towel you brought along in the shade, peacefully drawing with a look of content on their screen.

Not too far away from them, you laid stretched out on Sebastian's tail directly in the sun, the light feeling great on your skin after being in the cold water for so long. Drops of water still littered the both of you, mostly on you since they seemed to literally fall off Sebastian quite quickly after you left the water.

Watching the clouds pass by, you munched on a few snacks that you brought with you—offering Sebastian some every now and then, who happily munch on them. The man seemed to preen in the warmth of the light provided, that same purr he made earlier in the morning coming back full force, you could practically feel them.

Though, it does make sense that he might like sunbathing, since he's quite cold. Like, very cold. It doesn't seem to bother him much, though.

"You really remind me of a cat." You tease, popping a chip into your mouth as you continue watching the clouds high above, watching how some of them began to take on shapes. Hey that one looks like a fish.

"A cat?" He mumbled out, cracking his eyes open a fraction to look at you, a bemused smile on his face. He looks so handsome when he smiles, his hair framing his face perfectly, eyes gleaming with joy.

"Yeah, you purr like one, sometimes you act like one too." Another tease, offering him another chip before continuing, "Grumpy but always looking for affection."

"I'm not grumpy."

"Uh-huh, sure gramps. Let's get you back to bed."

"Oh you are just begging to be thrown into the water, aren't you?"

"Nooooo?"

"Mm, not convincing enough."

"WAIT WAIT WAI-!!"

Last Part, Next Part

[awkwardosthe3rd]

Bathe him for he is smelly

Sketchy painting cuz time is expensive

[borealisinmay-blog]

[todayontumblr]

Thursday, June 15.

....L'homme qui parlait à l'ouïe des poissons.... 🐟 😁🐬

Few men possess such power, and fewer still use this ability for good. It is said they who wield such a gift are the ancestors of an ancient, mythical people; the last remnants of an unimaginable underwater civilization. With this power, one could, if they so choose, bring balance and peace into the destructive cycles of the present. Using the magnetism of their being, the eloquence of their delivery, and the potency of the words they have so specifically chosen, those blessed (or, indeed, cursed?) with this rarest of gifts can bring about the most profound of change. And with it, the most profound of peace. As you can see right here, witness the gravity of this gift with your own eyes as he kneels, humbly, before the tank, before its florescent blues and pinks, and holds his congregation in rapture. The awe, admiration, and horror are clear as day in their expressions as words, their words, are dispersed from the mouth of man and into their own ears, so very different.

Il est l'homme qui parlait à l'ouïe des poissons; to English speakers, he is the man who spoke to the ears of the #fish.

Look upon his works, listen to his words, and tremble, ye.

[ssaalexblake]

semi-regular reminder to cm fans that the cm writers did in fact want to make emily gay, ran it by paget who was all for it, and when they took it to the network for permission they wouldn't let them do it (And a couple of the writers at the time Were gay and basically got told what their bosses thought of them, so maybe Don't blame them).

Same with the cast changes, like a solid 80% of them were network meddling. The showrunner of the show literally quit the show in protest of the network firing AJ and Paget.

After that fiasco, the network had them signing NDA's over stuff that happened BTS bc the fandom tore them to shreds so hard they Regretted It.

(one time one of the crew members, i Think it was Harry Bring, straight up told a fan who asked that he couldn't discuss the circumstances of Tripplehorn leaving bc they signed NDA's. so yikes.)

Now i'd fist fight a couple of the cm writers, and i'd have semi-reasonable justifications for it, but criminal minds s1-15 were so painfully straight and had the cast turnover it did because of the network, not the writers.

oh, and they fired paget and aj for 'creative decisions' and it had jack shit to do with money. They're lying.

Look, AJ printed it on a shirt and they got drunk!

Never trust an article on this situation if it leads back to CBS, they print open lies :)

[xx-completely-in-ur-car-xx-blog]

MBAV Villain Posters VIII— Blood Drive

The vampire nurses were definitely a lesbian power couple, right?

[buddy-boi-420]

Ngl I fully expected smg4 to heel over and start seizing at one point during the movie

[fraternum-momentum]

SO UM I JOINED THIS LIKE WEBSITE BC I WANTED FUCK AROUND (NOT LITERALLY) AND I WAS CURIOUS BUT ITS BASICALLY KINKY TINDER AND THERE ACTUAL PEOPLE MESSAGING ME AND IM SHAKING IM ACTUALLY TERRIFIED IM SO SCARED I ONLY HAVE A PICTURE OF A CAT AND ITS NOT EVEN MINE

[delusinaldreamer19]

Close ur damn legs Greenhill

[fishyvamp]

The killers and survivors are from totally different times, so like, in the fog, Joey could totally be dating someone from 2024, meanwhile he's from around '90s

So if they're the same age, they absolutely wouldn't get each other sometimes

"Why's he so cringe?"

"Babe what does that even mean?"

"... skippidi toilet is going to melt your brain"

Or they talk about some huge world event meanwhile he's just, again, "baby what are you talking about?" "Oh right, the 2008 stock market crash hasn't happened yet" "I thought the world would end by 2000..." "Did you see the moon landing live on TV?" "I'm not that old!"

And best of all S/O can call him old. Doesn't matter if they're around the same age, he doesn't get their references, his referencesbare dated, he's old now

I audibly laughed at the thought of saying "lvl 3 gyatt, he thiccc with three C's Fr fr." As Joey walks by and he turns around going what the fuck did you just say? But he'll be talking with Frank who's showing off his new cosmetic courtesy of the entity and he'll be like "lookin hella dope there my guy." And you just look over shake your head and go, "it's giving negative aura." Both of them just confused at what the fuck you just said.

Imagine an evening where you and the other legion members are chilling and drinking at the bar in Ormond you and Joey are talking about life outside the realm and he just casually drops, "there was this totally bodacious Pizza Joint just down the road..." He can't even finish his sentence without you laughing at the word. "Bodacious, okay boomer." He just starts poorly using 2020s slang making sure to use it as poorly as possible.

Eventually after teasing you and practically pinning you to the bar. He'll whisper in your ear, "If I am an old man then I outta discipline you like one, the blatant disrespect coming from your pie hole is unacceptable."

[eclipsen-smiles]

Ahem.

The average Roblox avatar is 4’9

Sebastian solace is 10’6

Dividing the average avatar height and the average human height, I got 1.13684210526.

1.13684210526 times 10’6 gave me 11’11.6,

Which rounded is 12 ft.

Sebastian would realistically be 12 ft, if we decide to make things more realistic.

[iguessimfished]

HELP WHERE ARE ALL OF YOU COMING FROM??????