#THEYRE ALL DOMS IM SHAKING LIKE A FUCKING LEAF DUDE | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

fraternum-momentum · 9 months ago

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SO UM I JOINED THIS LIKE WEBSITE BC I WANTED FUCK AROUND (NOT LITERALLY) AND I WAS CURIOUS BUT ITS BASICALLY KINKY TINDER AND THERE ACTUAL PEOPLE MESSAGING ME AND IM SHAKING IM ACTUALLY TERRIFIED IM SO SCARED I ONLY HAVE A PICTURE OF A CAT AND ITS NOT EVEN MINE

#GOD I HATE IT WHEN I MAKE TERRIBLE DECISIONS WHEN IM NOT THINKING STRAIGHT WHY DID I DO THAT #I GOT A FUCKING EMAIL NOTIFICATION AND I WANTED TO UNSUBSCRIBE BUT IT SAID I GOT A MESSAGE ??????????#I THOUGHT PEOPLE WOULD THINK IM A BOT OR SOMETHING ???????????????#A 41 YEAR OLD MAN WHO IS MARRIED ?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!?! YOURE MARRIED ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! MARRIED. LIKE U HAVE A WIFE. U R WEDDED SIR #IK THERE ARE SOME FREAKY COUPLES OUT THERE BUT I HOPE TO GOD UR WIFE KNOWS WTF UR DOING MY GUT IS TELLING ME THERES SMTHN FISHY GOING ON #AND THERES THIS OTHER GUY WHOS 28 HE SAID OH UR NEW HERE HI ANOTHER DUDE SAID NICE CAT YEAH ITS NOT MINE BRO #THEYRE ALL DOMS IM SHAKING LIKE A FUCKING LEAF DUDE #DO I TROLL THEM ????????????????? I MIGHT GET BANNED OR SMTHN #frambling...?

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