jellyfishoreo1206
jellyfishoreo1206
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18 | I'm very delusional, what can I say? +18 BLOG, MINORS OR AGELESS BLOGS WILL BE BLOCKED
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jellyfishoreo1206 · 3 days ago
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LET ME COOK PLEASSSSSEEEEEE
(I SWEAR I'M WORKING ON THE FIC ITRUST)
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jellyfishoreo1206 · 3 days ago
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I’m starting to think a lot of people don’t realize their parents are abusive because we have so completely normalized some types of abuse as “unintentional” to the point people just automatically forgive them when they. really shouldn’t
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jellyfishoreo1206 · 5 days ago
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Three moods when I see my favorite artists/writers
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jellyfishoreo1206 · 5 days ago
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The thing is, even if you were lucky and your parents taught you how to clean, they probably didn't teach you how to clean the stuff you clean stuff with, like brushes, mops, sponges, rags, and so on. Or how to clean your cleaning appliances, like a dish washer, clothes washing machine, and clothes dryer and its ducts (if you have a ducted dryer), or a carpet cleaner, vacuum, Or how to clean up clean messes, like spilled bleach or detergent.
My parents threw away all of these things (even the vacuum cleaners and the dryer) when they got too dirty to function, because no one even told them THAT they could be cleaned. Cost them thousands of dollars over the years.
All I'm saying is that cleaning is not intuitive, and not knowing how to clean is not a moral failing, but it is something you can learn.
I'm going to reblog this post with resources for learning how to clean things and how to clean cleaning things (I'm not at my desk at the moment). If you have any favorites, please feel free to add them in too!
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jellyfishoreo1206 · 8 days ago
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Okay so bad news for everyone on YouTube right now
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Starting the 13th, we will have an AI determine if we are children or not and if you are a child, than you are forced to send your ID, send a selfie or a credit card
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This has the obvious cons of having your privacy being revoked from you and and in case there is a security breach, major identity thefts.
So what do we do in this scenario?
Well right now I have real idea as this is relativity new to me, but I do have two plans
Plan 1. Bug the shit out of them, send letters and send emails about how much of bad idea this is.
Include why the AI will mess up and target adults who watch cartoons, include privacy issues, censorship issues, anything you can think of that relates to this. I want you guys to bug the hell out of YouTube until they reverse this idea
Plan 2. Blackout.
Since the thing is coming out on the 13th.
The plan will be to completely avoid YouTube at all cost for that day, no watching, no sharing, no uploading, no nothing.
Download videos before things go down, watch Netflix. Whatever you do, don’t touch YouTube.
That’s all I can say right now, I also want you guys to let YouTubers know of this situation cause if it’s important for everyone on the website to talk about this immediately
Spread this stuff around, let people know of YouTube’s upcoming policy and how it’ll hurt everyone
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jellyfishoreo1206 · 10 days ago
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jellyfishoreo1206 · 12 days ago
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im back with tenna deltarune
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jellyfishoreo1206 · 12 days ago
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the hector whimsy is still very much strong... 🫶🫶🫶
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jellyfishoreo1206 · 13 days ago
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jellyfishoreo1206 · 13 days ago
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Sebastian and….Kids
A/N: So you all might be wondering, what is this? What are you reading right now? This is the mad ramblings of a 20 year old woman with nothing better to do during her summer break! After writing my headcanons for Sebastian I thought….man, my writing makes him sound awfully bleak. And while he is….I thought I should write something cute for him. If you read the headcanons i’m referring to (which you can find on my profile and also linked here) I mention he’d probably handle children fairly well despite everything. Time to expand on that!
Can’t believe I have to say this, but considering some of the strange things I have seen, I will say it. THIS IS PLATONIC! I will shake you all by your shoulders if thats what it takes. Don’t be a sicko. And this isn’t an “x reader”, I tagged it to get it to people who like to read. Its cute. Give it a chance…?
Innovation Inc. was surprisingly generous when they gave Sebastian a job. His own living quarters, a private workspace, free access to all their technology and scrap metal….safe to say he was back to doing pretty well for himself. Of course that didn’t change his goal of taking down Urbanshade. Thankfully, this goal aligned with Innovation Inc’s in a way.
Innovation Inc had recently been trying to rebuild a new core to power their headquarters which was ironically very similar to the very crystal that powered the Hadal Blacksite which harnessed Thor’s (the nordic god’s) energy. That being said, they came to Sebastian once he was hired and explained the situation and that they wanted him to build a device to help capture the crystal like the ones the Expendables were equipped with.
“Tch….you want me to rebuild that? You couldn’t have said that when I was down THERE?! WITH THE CRYSTAL IN REACH?!” Sebastian exclaimed, dragging a clawed hand across the bridge of his face. “GOD! Fine, just….give me some time. It’ll take a while. And DON’T let ANYONE come in here.” He hissed lowly at the shaken up Innovation Inc. employee who just sighed and nodded, closing the door to Sebastian’s private workspace.
The room was dark, hardly lit except for the esca that dangled from the illicium atop his head. Sebastian grunted as he slithered across the room, gathering scrap as P.AI.NTER painted the room from where he was sat upon the corner of Sebastian’s VERY large desk.
Sebastian was tired. He hadn’t slept in days, and while P.AI.NTER keeps telling him to sleep, he can never seem to bring himself to. His hair was disheveled and dark bags had long since tattooed themselves under his eyes. With a loud clatter, he set the scrap metal upon the desk and began working. P.AI.NTER stopped drawing, startled by the noise before looking over at Sebastian from where he was.
“You’re really gonna make that thing? Theres no way they’re gonna be able to get back down to the blacksite anyways, whats the point of making it?” P.AI.NTER spoke as Sebastian began to bend some of the metal with his bare hands. “Yes, well, a job’s a job….you learn that pretty fast up here. Besides, it’s not my problem if they succeed or fail at getting the crystal back. Just gotta make the damn thing. Shouldn’t be too hard, just….tedious.” Sebastian muttered.
Suddenly there was sound echoing in the halls outside Sebastian’s workspace door, what sounded like little footsteps thudding against the ground. Sebastian’s fins at the side of his head flickered and his face scrunched in a snarl as he heard the door open. “What did I JUST say about-!?” He paused in the middle of his words as he realized it was a little girl who couldn’t have been older than 6 years old who pandered inside and sloppily closed the door behind her. She seemed curious, a little confused about Sebastian’s form but not out of judgement. “Oh. It’s just a kid? How- why are you even in this place? Where is your mom? Dad? God, this isn’t even my problem. Get out kid. This isn’t a good place for you to be.” Sebastian spoke softer now, turning back to the metal on his desk but keeping an eye on the girl out of the corner of his eye.
The little girl, not deterred, slowly stepped up to Sebastian’s side and lightly touching the scales of his tail. Sebastian stiffened and he hissed. “Don’t touch-! God dammit….” He cursed under his breath. Hesitantly he picked up the little girl with his third arm, holding her on top of the crook of his elbow. “Listen. You can’t just come into places like this. I could literally squish you with my arm alone.” P.AI.NTER finally noticing the little girl lets out a little gasp and immediately stops painting. “Is that a little kid?! Oh my gosh, they’re so small! Hey little uhh….girl?” P.AI.NTER coos. The little girl quirks her head over at the computer and giggles. Sebastian groans and goes quiet for a few moments, letting P.AI.NTER coo and awe over the little girl in Sebastian’s arm. After a few moments of contemplation, he sets the little girl down onto his tail to sit down on it so he could have all of his arms free.
“You know…P.AI.NTER might be able to draw some things for you.” Sebastian suggests as the little girl stares at the sentient AI with wonder. “I CAN?! I mean- SUUUURE yes! Yes I can! Anything you want!” P.AI.NTER says with a smile, quickly putting away his painting of the room as a saved draft before opening a new canvas. The little girl seemed to think for a moment before kicking her feet off the edge of Sebastian’s tail where she was sat. “Kitty!” She babbled, her tooth gap glinting in the light of Sebastian’s esca. P.AI.NTER hesitated for a moment, trying to remember what a cat looked like since he really drew landscapes for the most part. He then quickly sketched out a small cat laying on patch of grass. The little girl clapped and laughed, her eyes sparkling with glee. The corner of Sebastian’s mouth quirked up in a little smile before returning to his project, fiddling with the metal on his desk and adding different components he had lying around.
For about 10 minutes, P.AI.NTER managed to keep the little girl entertained and distracted with each painting and drawing he could create, following her requests. But 10 minutes was just that, as she then turned her attention back to Sebastian who was trying to piece together a small motherboard. Her hands grabbed at the bottom of his worn tye-dye tshirt he haphazardly ordered off the internet. Sebastian grunted. P.AI.NTER nervously chuckled and tried to catch the little girls attention again. “Uhh- little girl! Look how I can draw a banana!” The little girl didn’t divert her attention this time and began to tug on the edge of Sebastian’s shirt once more. Sebastian put down the motherboard components and picked up the girl once again with his two upper arms this time, holding her up in the air. “What. What do you want from me?” Sebastian grumbled. The little girl stares at him for a moment, observantly before placing both her hands along Sebastian’s face and squishing at his cheeks. P.AI.NTER cackles at Sebastian’s squished face. “HAHA! You look so stupid right now.” Sebastian glares at him and before Sebastian can pry the little girl’s hands off his face with his free hand, she murmurs. “Squishy. Mister Squishy.”
Sebastian froze in place and his eyes softened looking at the little girl. He let out a little sigh and smiled strainedly. “Fine. Sure, whatever. Whatever you want kid.” He gives in, moving his third arm to instead cradle her bottom to keep her from dangling.
For the next half hour, Sebastian took a break from his work to cater to the little girl’s desires. He didn’t bother stopping her anymore, just letting her play with his hair and poke at his fins and esca. It didn’t feel terrible making an innocent kid laugh and smile. It made him feel as normal as he possibly could. Made him forget what he had become.
Footsteps came down the hall outside Sebastian’s workspace once more and a older man with graying hair opened the door, panting as though he had been running a marathon. “Have you seen a- MARY!” He stopped mid sentence as he saw the little girl placing one of her bow hairclips into the side of Sebastian’s hair to hold it back behind his fins. “You can’t just go into random rooms like this and talk to strangers! Don’t you know thats dangerous?!” The man chided. The little girl just grinned and reached her hands out to who she recognized was her father and her father then took her from Sebastian’s arms. Sebastian let out an almost inaudible sigh and a tired laugh. “Yeah, I told her that too. But kids will be kids, I guess. You brought your kid here?” The man bounced the little girl in his arms, cradling her while she wrapped her arms around his neck for support. “W-well….it was bring your kids to work day so I thought it couldn’t be too bad.” The man replied nervously. “Yes well, you were wrong. She’s a terror.“ Sebastian responded once more. “Now go, get a move on!”
The man turned to leave with his body trembling as he held Mary. It was unfortunate, but inevitable, that many employees of Innovation Inc. would be afraid of Sebastian with what they know of him. But this little girl knew no fear. She only knew… “Bye bye mister Squishy!” She spoke as she waved her hand goodbye to Sebastian from over her dad’s shoulder. Before the man could chide his daughter for the nickname she gave Sebastian, Sebastian replied, “Bye kid. Stay out of trouble from now on.”
They left without another word and the door closed behind them softly. It was quiet after they left for a few moments, Sebastian’s clawed fingers lightly touching along the pink heart hairclip that the little girl had clipped into his hair to keep it from falling into his face. “Hey mister Squishy, you look soooo stupid with that.” P.AI.NTER chirped with a smug grin. “Quit it. it’s a fashion statement.” Sebastian muttered with a small smile as he returned to his work.
A/N: Well. How’d you like it? Hopefully this was lighter compared to those headcanons of mine. And hopefully this made your day a little brighter! Or perhaps it inspired you? Either way, if you enjoyed it, please heart this post and/or repost! I love the encouragement! Thanks for reading. 💜
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jellyfishoreo1206 · 14 days ago
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"you can use ai to improve spelling and grammar"
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jellyfishoreo1206 · 14 days ago
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BOOM, DOODLE ATTACK (ignore the water stains)
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Some close-up!
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YAH, HAVE A NICE DAY EVERYONE!!!!!!
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jellyfishoreo1206 · 15 days ago
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well this fucking sucks
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jellyfishoreo1206 · 17 days ago
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tumblr staff doesn’t want you to know this, but a great way to treat small amounts of granulation tissue to prevent it from becoming hypergranulation inside the canal of your neovagina is to make a hypersaline solution (more in tense version of regular saline) and soak a tampon in it, and then insert that tampon into your vaginal canal
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jellyfishoreo1206 · 17 days ago
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jellyfishoreo1206 · 17 days ago
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New preorder and two new buttons are up!! The preorder will last 2-3 weeks and will hopefully arrive around the end of august!
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jellyfishoreo1206 · 18 days ago
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Hehehe I completely forgot to post these here earlier but I dropped some new date everything buttons on my etsy today!
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