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Shoutout to the one fic written back in 2012 about Hasbro creating an ai god pony and it ending humanity in the most bizarre eldritch fashion.
Idk if it’s considered cringe or not anymore, but damn, sometimes I lie awake at night thinking about how eerie it is that ai is slowly evolving to a level of understanding human algorithms.
#it late#fanfiction recommendations#it’s called Friendship is Optimal#literally ironic money is what pushed mankind#to create an ai to serve customers#only to get greedy and allow it to grow too big for them to handle#but its what the ai does that’s so terrifying and fascinating#it both unifies humanity#and preys upon its innate fears#to convince people to worship it#kinda#but like there’s deep topics about religion#and morality#etc#ai pony god may know about humanity#but literally doesn’t understand it#it tries#like god it tries so hard#but it’s always slightly off#and don’t get me started on the fandom comments#people cannot deal with anyone poking holes in their theories#100% they will start a flame war with you#if you argue about the concept of souls#anyways gnight#hope I make you stay awake and ponder this too#🙃
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As someone who works w animals “animals are not mindless automatons, they actually do have feelings and individuality and are capable of feeling acute physical and emotional pain and of forming deep attachments with other animals and people” and “animals are not human infants and have a limited capacity to communicate with humans so you have to familiarize yourself with their boundaries bc if they feel threatened or overstimulated they will fall back on their basic instincts and if you fuck around you are going to find out” are statements that can and should coexist
#why is this so hard for ppl to understand#yes they’re capable of genuine love and empathy#no that doesn’t come with an endless supply of patience for human bs or a complex understanding of human motivations#bc they aren’t just here for human consumption they’re literally vibing#animal rights#animal welfare#animal care#animal exploitation
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it really does bother me how no one can seem to answer the question “what even is romantic attraction, really.” like some people are like “it’s who you wanna kiss and cuddle <3” and I’m like ok well kisses and cuddles can be either sexual or platonic depending on context. “It’s who you feel passion/desire/arousal for” well that just sounds like sexual attraction which you can have without even knowing somebody so I fail to see how that’s romantic. “It’s who you want to go on dates with” I go on dates with friends all the time plus “date” is a social construct anyway there’s really no innate difference between a date and hanging out. “it’s who you have deep feelings for” great news for you that can be literally any type of relationship. my friend told me she defined it as “who you wanna give roses to” and I’m like do u hear urself??? like the more I talk to people the more I’m convinced romance and romantic attraction is an elaborate socially fabricated illusion that has no real defining characteristics. and like there’s nothing Wrong with it being a constuct but why people are so attached to defending the supremacy of it is something I cannot for the life of me figure out
#like reading this u might be like ‘sounds like ur just aromantic sis’ but I’m like. listen.#ur missing my point. which is that I literally think romance Does Not Exist#at least not in this bioessentialist way people like to pretend it does#the desire for companionship and the desire for sex are biological drives. everything else is a social construct#which doesn’t mean its bad! or not valid! or anything like that!#but I’m just genuinely do not understand Why we are so bent on treating it like gospel
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i’m just gonna come out and say it
if luke comes back in a future book, i hope percy is taller than him now.
#like a good few inches taller#if you can’t relate to this thought process then keep on scrolling#call me toxic#call me petty#call me stupid#i don’t care#i know damn well that height doesn’t matter and doesn’t make one man better than another#it doesn’t represent dominance#percy is the better man because of his bravery and his loyalty and his unwavering goodness#but i’m so loyal to percy that literally anything that gives him any sort of edge over luke gives me satisfaction#LEAVE ME AND MY PETTINESS ALONE#unless you ageee#then please join the club#i swear to gods if even one person calls me toxic or says i’m encouraging double standards i WILL delete this app and im not bluffing#THAT IS NOT WHAT THIS IS ABOUT#YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND#short kings i love you don’t even worry#this is between me and luke#and percy and luke#percy jackson#luke castellan#pjo#percabeth#heroes of olympus#percy jackson and the olympians#annabeth chase#rick riordan#riordanverse#pjo headcanons
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As a current college student I refuse to believe Danny as Ghost King doesn’t answer summons. As soon as people start summoning him he starts demanding home cooked meals and fat wads of unmarked cash.
That they started off summoning him with the blood of virgins was a bit distasteful, but once he told them to knock it off (threatened to take whatever harm they do to innocents out on their skin, tenfold) they seemed to get the message and started giving him offering of home decor and kitchen appliances instead.
All things being equal, they don’t even ask for much in return. For most of them, just the confirmation that he exists and is “”watching out“” for them is enough. Although lately he’s started giving his cultists random junk (a nice rock he found, a handful of marbles, a piece of scrap metal from his parents lab) and telling them they’re sacred artifacts of great power, as a joke.
#danny phantom#ghost king danny#ghost king au#y’all college is expensive#I’d jump on this opportunity and so would he#anyway Danny understands that paying for college in literal wads of cash is really#suspicious#and he doesn’t know the first thing about laundering money#so the cash is for rent and groceries and other minor expenses
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*cough* if you hate amber volakis i hate you *cough* (just kidding!) (i’m not.)
#house md#hate crimes md#text post#amber volakis#honestly this could apply to other women in the show…#think about park right…#people eat up awkward guys. but god FORBID a woman be awkward#i genuinely don’t understand the amber hate#like it is literally SPOON. FED. to the audience that she’s supposed to be a female house#NOW. that doesn’t mean her entire character should be boiled down to this concept#i also don’t like you if you view amber SOLELY as female house#you guys just don’t get her like i do#(some of you do though and i love you for that)#anyway sorry for the tag rambling but this is a AMBER VOLAKIS FANPAGE#i would say i’m an amber apologist but she did LITERALLY nothing wrong#…other than a few things but otherwise she’s literally an angel
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It's kind of annoying (and weird) how DC keeps trying to rewrite how Jason and Bruce met to paint Bruce in a worst light.
Originally, Batman finds Jason stealing the Batmobile's tires, the kid runs away, and Batman finds him. Discovering the kid is homeless, he gives him to the authority and Jason finishes at Ma Gunn's school. Ma Gunn is actually teaching the kids to be gang members, so Jason tells Batman. Together, they win again Ma Gunn, and Bruce takes Jason in because he sees himself in him.
Well, in Nightwing: Year One, they change it for "Batman kidnapped Jason when he found him stealing his tires and forces him to become Robin", with Jason ATTACHED AND GAGGED in the batcave. (I like this comic except for that because wtf)
In Red Hood and The Outlaws (2011), they changed it for "Jason stole drugs from Leslie and Batman was ready to beat and throw a young teen in jail, but Leslie begged him to give him a chance", which again, wtf. Batman beating up a child. Okay.
In Red Hood and The Outlaws (2016), they changed it for "Bruce put Jason in Ma Gunn's school because he couldn't handle him after taking him in". The only good addition they made is "when Batman caught Jason stealing his tires, he bought him food".
I do not understand why they need to make him awful to this 12 years old so bad. What do they want to make it as if Bruce forced that life on Jason but also didn't want to deal with him. Why they cannot let it as it is, with Bruce having fun dealing with this lil shit that stole his tires and being there for him when he needs him later on, until he finally craves and takes Jason home.
And that's why I am so critical on how Batman and Bruce is written in Nightwing and Red Hood stories, because the writers are incapable to make their main character have conflict with Bruce, without changing his character and their story to make him abusive. They need him to be the bad guy of Jason's, and sometimes Dick's, story because they don't know how to make you side and care for their character without making the other side a monster.
#bruce wayne#batman#jason todd#robin#dick grayson#nightwing#dc comics#my ramblings#that's how you get Jason's fans that believe Bruce doesn't care or help the people struggling and Crime Alley#and doesn't understand this world which is NOT TRUE AT ALL#Bruce understands that people coming crimes because of their circonstances and he wants children to get the help their need#he literally has a breakdown in Gotham Knights because he refuses to believe a kid could kill his own parents#and after he talks about helping the kid he doesn’t even view this kid as a criminal because it's a kid#Jason's writers stop making Bruce treats him like trash challenge impossible#including Nightwing because they fucking love to write Bruce hitting Dick in Nightwing for some reasons
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new colorfes cards made me rise from the dead, I give art of gay people as offerings
#chat I’m so normal#emunene’s cards fit so well together#they have matching hats AAGH#thinking fancy upper class royal falls in love with a simple peasant girl#fes ruikasa being literally just a guy and a god is so funny#I love rks dynamics that r like that oughhh thinks about tactiqilin and merking or mermaid x canary kasa#thinking perhaps a space god who doesn’t understand humans and doesn’t understand what’s the point of their living when they are mortal#and so he disguises himself as one to investigate#working inconspicuously at a flower shop until one day he meets a boy who works at the coffee shop next door#a boy who teaches him how to live joyously how to see the good in humanity#chat do you see my vision do you understand pleading emoji#digital art#art#artists on tumblr#cq art#project sekai#prsk#prsk fa#prsk gl#prsk bl#otori emu#emu otori#kusanagi nene#nene kusanagi#emunene#tenma tsukasa#tsukasa tenma#kamishiro rui#rui kamishiro#ruikasa
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My friend and I decided that Sanji definitely has a 10-step daily shower routine. And then there’s Zoro and his weekly baths. I love them, your honor.
#zosan#roronoa zoro#zoro#vinsmoke sanji#sanji#one piece#im washing me and my clothes#my art#zoro earned the name miss head after one time he literally has moss growing in his hair#like a sloth#he doesn’t understand why jumping in the ocean doesn’t count as bathing
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You can talk about what you wished had happened, or what you think should’ve happened, but when it comes to what actually happened, Jason is not the prodigal son, Bruce did not slaughter a fatted calf for his return!
#Do you understand the metaphor I’m putting down? This right here is why there’s like 8000 Bruce & Jason fix it fics on ao3#people want the warm and fuzzies for these two and by god is canon not giving you that#Not to get all biblical about it. But being the prodigal son requires a warm welcoming when you return doesn’t it?#Jason Todd#Bruce Wayne#Dc#Though I guess you could consider the n52 return to the fray to be Jason’s prodigal son moment. Though I wouldn’t exactly call the wingman#suit the finest robes. Also that would imply confession and complete forgiveness neither of which have happened#I’m being too literal about the Bible metaphor I’ll stop now
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do the miraculous world special heroes exist in chocoau?
They do, but they won’t be introduced within the seasons!
Maybe as fun little mini specials!
Other miraculous exist, so if anything the Order’s main goal is to gather all of them in one place for safekeeping but also the unlimited power they hold and catalogue it, by whatever means necessary. This is why they had so many in the miracle box: they had travelled around the world to collect the jewels.
Also I think it’s cool that they are also originally from all over the world!!
I’d like to imagine that Tikki and Plagg were ofc found in China, Wayzz in India (Inspired by the Kachhapa giggles), Pollen in Egypt, Duusu in Nigeria (before the Graham De Vanily family got their hands on her through the Transatlantic slave trade), Nooroo in Tibet etc.
#thank you for the ask!! <3#I actually really like making kwami lore bc the show doesn’t give us much on them!!#chocoau#miraculous ladybug#I also like to think the kwami can speak whichever language they need for their holders to understand bc they’re literally tiny deities
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every time i reread lackadaisy i become stronger about my conviction that fans are WAY too harsh on mitzi and misunderstand her completely. you go online and see people treating her like satan incarnate when she’s genuinely just a person who’s grieving and lost. her and mordecai are two sides of the same coin and it’s crazy that people are kinder to him ( when he kills people, brutally, all the time and without remorse ) but never to her … like the things i’ve seen people accuse her of is baffling enough to make me wonder if i’m genuinely misreading the text tbh. even her character sheet on the lackadaisy website says this :
cannot stress enough everything we’ve seen from mitzi and know about her, both in the past and present, proves she was a tender hearted sort of person. she is not ruthless or cruel naturally, and has to continuously decide to commit to the harsh edges she’s desperately trying to wear. she’s selfish, yes, and does have her own myriad of flaws -- but she’s hardly some manipulative mastermind with no warmth in her heart. and knowing this makes her arc and her scenes ache all the more for it tbh
#my posts.#lackadaisy#mitzi may#i could make thirty posts about this topic alone but for now here’s a quick one#like i cannot understand people who act like mitzi is some sort of ice queen#it truly makes no sense and i hate to call misogyny but. lol.#will never forget a post that tracy made way back literally saying that people let rocky get away with so much#yet are harsher on mitzi … cause yeah!! they are!! and that hasn’t seemed to change much ?#anyway yes i reread volume one and i’m squeezing mitzi in my hands lovingly#one of these days i’ll have to find the crazy things people have said about her to debunk them lmfao#will never forget someone claiming that mitzi knows rocky is homeless but doesn’t care. when this is. not true at all. lol#ok i hush now but <3 they could never make me hate you mitzi may
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I was gonna say I love Lucanis’s romance in the game but apparently as I noticed that’s an unpopular opinion
#dragon age#dragon age veilguard#lucanis dellamorte#lucanis x rook#Lucanis and rook#Lucanis and spite#dragon age Lucanis#maybe it’s because i don’t like spicy scenes#I have no clue if anyone’s flirting or not#maybe it’s because I like it slow and sweet?#I need the straight up I like you or something to notice someone is flirting#I did understand when taash said Harding smelled good though#but also what did you expect from Lucanis he wa a literally tortured and betrayed by the person he was closest to#and you thought he would go for you in a heartbeat?#he’s learning to trust again#besides Mary Kirby did describe him as a bisexual disaster#yes I wish there was more scenes overall with Lucanis#but that’s just cause he’s my fave ever since Tevinter nights and I wanna have more content with him#maybe I just need to find the people who doesn’t like to complain over it#i don’t know
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jace is not ‘pushing for war’ in the same way aegon and aemond are, and to insinuate so is ridiculous 😭
aemond specifically started a war because of his butthurt ego and inability to control his dragon, aegon celebrates this fact with a party. jace just doesn’t want his brothers death to be in vain and knows that his and his families lives are forfeit if they don’t fight back. he’s one of the only male characters in fire and blood that has to deal with the repercussions of misogynistic attacks; his mother is usurped (on account of her gender), loyalists at court (that he surely knew) were put to death for supporting his mother, she loses his baby sister in a traumatic stillbirth because of the usurpation, his brother is murdered in cold blood (he most likely blames himself for the plan that sent him to storm’s end), he’s going to die thinking he failed to save yet another brother. why would he not push for war? and why are violent misogynist one and two (who STARTED the war in the first place) allowed to react, to want revenge, to want to hurt others in response to their losses, but jace isn’t?
we can complain about the way the show frames women as the pacifist pushovers to the men being violent warmongers all day long but jace of all the male characters on screen is *not* included in that, come ON people 😒
#house of the dragon#hotd#jacaerys velaryon#jacaerys targaryen#prince jacaerys#team black#pro team black#anti team green#anti team green stans#‘he doesn’t understand the consequences of war 🤡’ he literally fucking dies what are you yapping about#get outta my face and stop trying to one up one of the best characters in this shit show#jace>>>any person on the green’s side#he dog walks them for days#i just know they’re seething bc him and the dragon twins are going to destroy their favs come season two#he is indeed the most important player on team black#cry about it
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why do allos insist on viewing relationships in the most boring ways imaginable
#aromantic#aro#ace#asexual#aroace#aspec#boring AND one dimensional#yes i know this doesn’t apply to all of y’all.. chill 😭#this is about the allo insistence of categorising relationships and behaviours into a platonic/romantic/sexual binary without any room for a#nuanced understanding of intimacy and picking what that means for you depending on ur own relationships. im so tired of it lol#like some of y’all will look at a complicated relationship that defies clear labels and immediately try to force it into a box without#hesitation. and it concerns me#literally begging u to open ur mind. you’ll be so free#mossy posts
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The way that Olrox’s heritage and romance completely recontextualized his character. We first meet him when he kills Julia, and that’s bad no matter how you look at it, right? Wrong. Julia is a white European who came to the Americas and killed Olrox’s Mohican lover. Olrox retaliated, which is bad, yes, but how else was he going to get justice? No government would ever try a vampire hunter for the murder of a vampire, and no government would prosecute a white woman for harming a Native American. People like her were committing a state-sanctioned genocide. Even the suggestion of legal justice is ridiculous on its face. Julia’s death was wrong in the sense that violence doesn’t solve violence, in the sense that revenge begets revenge, but that’s it IMO. Olrox didn’t go any further—he didn’t torture her, he didn’t kill her son, AFAIK he didn’t kill anyone else that day. The only time we see him kill another human is in France when he kills a European noblewoman, the exact kind of person who profited most from the violence inflicted on him and his people. What I’m saying is that I’m dead serious when I say Olrox did nothing wrong
#Castlevania: Nocturne#Olrox#castlevania spoilers#nocturne spoilers#from Olrox’s perspective I’m sure that killing Julia was very similar to Annette killing the slavemaster vampire#like obviously there’s a difference in magnitude of violence (i.e. AFAIK Julia didn’t literally enslave anyone)#but that doesn’t change the fact that a victim of colonization getting revenge on their oppressor is totally understandable actually#mine
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