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But like…. once again for the people in the back. You can’t excuse Wanda’s actions in MoM by saying “but that wasn’t her, that was the influence of the Darkhold demon!!” and then turn around and brag about her huge power boost.
Cause like… that wasn’t her, that was the influence of the Darkhold demon.
#correct me if I’m wrong I’m gonna be honest I haven’t watched mom cause I hate Wanda#but as I understand it#Wanda was born with chaos magic but she didn’t know it until the hydra experiments awakened it in her#and chaos magic basically just means she doesn’t need to know specific skills to do stuff she can just bend reality#and there was a demon named chthon once upon a time that created the Darkhold and imbued it with his dark power#and he looked into the future and decided that one day there would be a Scarlett witch figure that would use the Darkhold#and it would possess them and essentially unleash chthon’s power back upon the world#and at the end of wandavision Wanda decided she was gonna be the scarlett witch#so she took the Darkhold and studied it and absorbed its power#(so chthon’s power)#and that’s what gave her the huge boost in MoM#but it also corrupted her to do what Chthon wanted her to do#which is wreak havoc on the multiverse#so basically what I’m saying is#Wanda let herself get possessed by a demon and that’s what made her so strong#that’s literally it#like yes I know she was powerful in endgame and wv#but like not ungodly powerful#I know y’all didn’t think miss single white female was some special era universe defying entity all by herself#lmaooo#anti wanda maximoff
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I feel like explaining how Branzy's mannerisms look like in my head is SO. HARD bc he feels like SUCH a peculiar and specific type of person, that even if I TRIED there wouldn't be a fully correct way to string words together to paint the picture. But fuck it we ball — lemme try anyway
(ofc, I'm here talking about his character and personality as he portrays himself in his videos; the same goes for any other youtuber I namedrop as I'm yapping. I don't feel like I have to clarify this, but still. covering my own ass out here, media literacy, yadda yadda, you get it)
In the LifeSteal videos I've watched where he participates/is the main focus of (the Heart Factory + Amusement Park saga mostly, so not a lot lol) he has this... This showmanship, this stage presence, like he's standing alone on the stage floor, the spotlight's on him and the little earpiece hung on him has told him "it's showtime." It's like he's the opening number for the Broadway Musical you came to watch, like he's the circus master of the show; he's all you can focus on once he starts talking, really: he's hilarious and charismatic, disarming with that devilish charm of his, that has endeared him to the deadliest player of the server — even if you never see his face, you can hear his smile every time he talks.
For having been on a Minecraft server that prides itself in death, destruction and preying on players' insecurities before shaking hands on a good season played, Branzy wears his emotions very plainly in how he speaks: he doesn't hide his fear, or his amazement, his excitement, his bloodlust. It's how he is, of course — hiding who you are is hard, but Branzy also plays this all up in his favor: faking his reactions when necessary, blatantly able to disregard his current emotional state to match the attitude of those around him (main example being him matching Clown's attitude even through his own fear of the guy), being able to lie through his teeth about pretty important things (like the state of Carnival Mode to Squiddo at the end of season 5), and others.
His poker face is a smile — all crow's feet and charming show of teeth, something happy and elated as he shows his newest killing contraption and explains it out to his soon-to-be victims. And they fall for it hook, line, sinker. A practiced dance everyone follows Branzy's lead in, subconsciously or otherwise. Because how deadly can it be if it's Branzy who made it?
Not just that, but he's very energetic and has a brand of attitude and sass that kinda reminds me of JT Music in The Details in the Devil (stay with me. I SWEAR this makes sense) — it's the over-the-top singing, the way he goes from a higher pitch to a lower one, the way JT Music's voice rasps around the edges; it all has the same vibe and attitude to me as Branzy's showman persona: all glamour for the camera, a big smile to attract new clientele, charm that oozes out of every pore and you don't even notice that it's a deal with the devil you're making. Until he's gone and you're left to pick up the pieces — even then, sometimes you just don't. notice.
A maybe (hopefully) easier to picture example
To me, in a sense, Branzy feels like the in-between missing link of AM from I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream and Caine from The Amazing Digital Circus: all the bloodlust, anger, and sadistic tendencies from AM, and all the genuine, kind, goofy showmaster personality of Caine — a weird combo, for sure, but Caine is already based off of AM so like, thought it was as appropriate of a comparison I could make; especially bc Caine is a ringmaster, and Branzy does give ringmaster vibes to me so idk
Ofc, this is him at his peak, in his element, where he controls the playing chips — he's playing 4D chess and everyone's using checkers pieces. This is him gathering and casually using the power and influence he lords over the server — I mean, have you seen how ppl react to his mere appearance?? People love him, that's where he thrives: where people have an attachment to Branzy, Branzy has power; people kept coming back to the rollercoaster bc it was fun and a challenge and bc it was Branzy who made it — throw the credit onto Clown, ManePear, FlameFrags, any other pvp-skilled player, and watch as people run the other way. Branzy is the perfect combo of charismatic, charming, boyfailure-coded, somehow still competent, and fun to amass server-wide cred that wouldn't be broken no matter how many lives he claims via his machinery.
Clown is dangerous, sure — he's good at pvp and intimidating, he can do his fair share of manipulation when needed, but he's ultimately relatively easy to avoid: he follows a set of rules and while he doesn't vocalize them, if you observe him enough you'll eventually learn them. You'll eventually understand what the triggers are, which convo topics are best to avoid and how to best gain favor with him.
Branzy, though? He's very much a loose canon — beyond keeping his good relationship with Clown for protection (and bc he cares, let's be honest here) and whatever he deems fun today, I doubt he cares about much else; these two things are THE. MOST important to him, and there's little you can personally do to control either, if anything at all.
Branzy is SO interesting to me bc he's outwardly all smiles, happy-go-lucky in a sense and a coward — everyone knows this, it ain't no secret, and if it ever was meant to be we've left that station SEVERAL seasons ago. Yet inside there's a raging beast that begs to be released — the only reason we don't see it too often is LITERALLY bc Branzy is HORRIBLE at pvp; we STILL see it though: in how he encourages people to keep trying his deadly park rides, how he dangles prizes in front of their faces so sweetly and so casually so they keep coming back. In how he doesn't hesitate to betray his team so he can gain favor with Clown, a character he believes will be a bigger protection than his team was beforehand. In how he didn't even bat an eye as he bold-face lied to Squiddo about Carnival Mode being broken when it was most beneficial for Clown for it to "be broken". In how he casually makes a bragging joke about having easily killed two of the strongest players without lifting a finger to battle, because they wanted to play his carnival games.
Branzy has two loyalties: first to Clown and second to himself. Everyone else be damned
So coming back to the mannerisms thing — in my head he's extra extra: I'm talking "dangled upside down from a tree branch to scare someone as he introduced them all to the Chicken Launchers" type of extra, I'm talking "he did a handstand on the rollercoaster cart (with his elytra on, he isn't stupid I swear) as it jumped over the tiny lava pit to introduce people to the attraction" type of extra, I'm talking "he designed a mechanical crossbow he could wear on his arm so he could shoot the door locking mechanism trigger at the bigtop tent the most dramatic way possible" type of extra. He's a theater kid at heart, I just know it — he's dramatic and extra and so fun, so of course he'd have fun with it all! He's an adrenaline junkie (honestly? Why else is he still a sucker for Clown?? Adrenaline junkie + that's his work bf) and he will do a dramatic full split in front of Fleshy's to introduce people to the food stand and you cannot change my mind
So. Yea! In my head Branzy's mannerisms are a combo of showman enthusiasm, theater kid dramatics, acrobatics fueled by his adrenaline junkie ways, and random rubberhose-like body movements that are uncanny on like. an ACTUAL normal human body bc he reminds me of Bendy and I. Don't know. How else. To cope with it, so deal with it.
#fuck this was SO ungodly long#fun to type up tho!#i will forever love the way branzy as a character is SO. POWERFUL in all the subtle ways and the fact he NEVER acknowledges it#it's giving “i already KNOW I'm good — why would i need to go around talking about it??” and i love every second of it omg#anyway#demon rambles™#i should make a dedicated tag for character analysis#hmmmmm#later#branzycraft#lifesteal smp#lifesteal season 5#lifesteal s5#lssmp#character analysis#GOD i love doing that actually#like. fave past time probably#gonna jumpscare clownscasino with this one when they wake up >:]]]
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Also when I make shitposty jokes like that I LOVE taking them Way Too Seriously. Like. Yeah that's funny, but what does it Mean actually, for Freyja to say all that to Moe? Is she propping herself up, rubbing salt in the wounds of someone who could not achieve "goodness" as presented to it, by explicitly stating she was raised as a lotus flower, already a pure and divine being from the start? Who, as you can plainly see, manages to embody that purity and divinity to this day, whereas Moe has failed to? By saying she smells nice like vanilla all the time, does that imply that Moe could stand to have better hygiene habits, or at least is self-conscious of the times it gets forgetful and/or neglectful in that regard? Or at very least is just extremely self-conscious that it sweats a lot when nervous (which is nearly all the damn time)? And when Freyja leaves the beetle for dead in such a specific way, is Moe thinking of and empathizing with the protagonist of Franz Kafka's The Metamorphosis?
#moe tag#moe lore#there's an eviler option for the second example. btw. not telling you what.#i really did just make like. the world's most abandoned stray cat of a guy.#world's most pathetic sopping wet beast. who has so many problems. an ungodly amount of complexes.#maybe the ultimate power fantasy is being so outrageously sad and soggy and bitey on top of that for good measure#and having a lot of weird and embarrassing things going on but.#still being beloved. being safe to be all those things.#you have to work with the people who love you who you love of course. that's a constant lesson moe is learning#but you can be loved AND safe. you can be safe and loved.
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i now understand the anger people describe when they see other folks just going about their lives entirely unaffected by disasters
#i'm living in a situation that many people are comparing to hurricane katrina and you're fucking talking about homestuck cosplay#i dont fucking care about over the garden wall i'm going into my third day without electricity and nowhere nearby has gas for our generator#our freezers are fridges now and its only a matter of time til we have to start throwing ungodly amounts of food out#we can't leave our house because the road even outside of our driveway has gotten progressively worse and we can barely drive across#there was another landslide about five minutes away. there's another town nearby that was completely leveled#i saw a guy stranded on the side of the road with signs taped to his car asking for a spare tire#i saw another car flipped entirely onto its back and halfway into the river which is still raging#one of the houses i'm used to driving by every single day that was huge and where we got our chickens from is gone. like it was never there#the area it was in just looks like another part of the river now. i wonder if people will play in it in the future#nobody has power or cell service. countless people haven't been able to contact their family members in four days#and yet it feels like the only people talking about it are the people who fucking live here. nobody else is looking at appalachia#except for the shithead tourists who like to go into threads meant for resource updates asking about their stupid fucking vacations#conservatives are saying we deserve it for being libs and libs are saying we deserve it for being conservatives#both of them call us hicks and use our accents whenever they do an impression of a stupid person
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i know john is supposed to be the heart throb but i swear to God every poi fan on this site has a crush on finch and no one can convince me otherwise.
#i mean seriously the ungodly amount of times i've seen people call him cute/pretty/etc.#hrrrrhrghghrh#he's a lil bird nerd suit man with a villain streak#what's not to love#person of interest#john reese#harold finch#rinch#and just the fact that we all agree that he's the one with all the power in rinch#also just the idea of someone like him coming undone#i just have a lot of feelings guys#and i don't think i'm alone#*deep agitated sigh*#my attraction to older highly intelligent potentially dangerous men is becoming a problem#anyway lol
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okay, but just imagine your muse trusting blamore enough to let it stay at their house while they go out to have a day out with a friend or something, only to discover that... upon arriving back at their house, that all of their food is just. GONE. like, it was never there in the first place, and the fridge has been completely raided. and when they walk in the door, blamore is just eating the last of the evidence.
SO when they naturally question him as to what the hell happened... it just goes 'wellll, i didn't want to leave your house to get food because you trusted me to look over it... but i also got hungry so' JSJSJ and they just give him a look that's both concerned + a little mad because how the hell did this creature devour their whole fridge within one day 💀 LMAOOO like, i suppose this is a cautionary tale of a sort to not leave blamore alone with your fridge, because... it will eat all of your muses food
#IT WAS PROBABLY NOTHING BUT IT FELT LIKE THE WORLD: musings.#ooc post.#AHH i just love being silly on all of my accounts TBH lol but there could definitely be some legitimacy to this joke bc blamore has a-#voracious appetite due to the fact that it requires a LOT of energy to maintain the ability to use it's powers so... yeah#blamore eating all of another muse's food over the course of a day? it's possible especially if he'd used his power during it LOL#though he would replace everything he ate y'all DW though i know that it's kind of more about the principle of things as in 'uhh what do yo#mean you got hungry and proceeded to eat ALL of the food in my fridge??? that's CRAZY' and don't get me wrong blamore agrees-#most of the time but when it really gets the munchies... TRUST that it will be eating an ungodly amount of food 💀
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alll this blood magic meta I keep seeing like doesn’t acknowledge that there is necromancy in dao 😭 there are indeed spells that animate corpses and such prior to dai. It is implied these are even taught in the circles. It’s part of the spirit school
#blood magic requires communing w demons. that is the practice that is illegal#and also the fact that you can like use mass sacrifices to become ungodly powerful#anyway the spirit school is so fun in dao lmaooo play it#blow people up!! make them fight for you!#also!!! eta: spirit school codex says it’s often mistaken for blood magic#and that is basically what Josie says about necromancy. doesn’t mean it IS blood magic#blood magic is still the act of communing with demons to tap into an alternate magical source
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I love not being able to even go to the next room over and bake my cake because my fucking father is blaring his stupid fuckjng tv so loud
#LITERALLY FEEL LIKE I CANNOT LEAVE MY TINY HALLWAY.#IT IS PAINFUL. I AM VERY EASILU OVERSTIMULATED BY SOUND.#like. 1 i dont wanna hear his far right talk show shit 2 the people are Loud and often Yell and talk over each other#3 the tv is UNGODLY loud to begin with. i can clearly understand it from across the goddamn hojse with the door closed#my mother ks like 'oh its vause he cant hesr the tv' OK?? HE HAS KNOWN THIS ID AN AISSUE FOR YEARS??#he refuses to do. like. literally anything. even though its now to the point of I Cannot Leabe My Room#and yes! k have noise cancelling headpjones on!#idek how im gonna handle getting dinner#or eating it. since its a Rule toneat at the table. which is rjght next tonthe tv#also i meed. Quiet. for cooking and baking#it uses a lot of my brain power i cannot afford tk spend on processing and filtering excess stimuli
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Okay, so my Samhain piece of Vlad and Plasmius may not actually get done by Samhain, 'cause the deeper I get into the piece, the slower and slower my art program is running, to the point it's starting to take several seconds to load in a single brush stroke, so I may be confined to working on this on the weekends, and I only have one weekend left.
Words cannot describe how deeply frustrated I am with this.
#yes it's large and complex but it's not *that* large an complex#it's simply too large and complex for my program to run alongside Teams properly#Teams slows my PC down a truly ungodly amount and I'm so mad we switched to it#I literally can't even draw on my breaks anymore because Teams makes my PC run like it's powered by a rodent on a hamster wheel#I hate Microsoft so fucking much
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Hello! How are you doing? apologizes for being late I got a bit busy this week and wasn’t able to send in an ask that fast ;-; but I brought Terra his coffee
(This particular blend is called death wish coffee this stuffs got 165 mg of caffeine in it… in other words don’t let any menaces get to it.)
since Terra’s the one getting the coffee I thought we focus on him for this ask. Relationship wise I’m curious on his relationships with his fellow stardroids (romantic or otherwise) and his relationship with humans(particularly Minx)? Does he know any earth Navi?
What is his job in the stardroid group I assume from the sketches of him he keeps an eye on any Navi trespassing near by specific regions? I also assume he’s the second in command or another job or rank?
How exactly does Terra act like emotionally? Besides how bad this man needs a coffee ;-; he looks so tired and done all the time XD.
Im also kind of curious as to how to came to deciding on his final design? I hope you have a great rest of your day/night! Thank you!
I'm doing well! Thank you for asking. Don't stress about taking time to send questions, I get super excited to see them all the same! If anything, I apologize for taking so long to get back to you. Been busy and art is very time-consuming :”)
Also, I love the cup design. Terra is gonna need every ounce of that caffeine! Long answer below. Art included!
Relationship wise I’m curious on his relationships with his fellow Stardroids (romantic or otherwise)?
Terra and Sunstar eventually become a couple in the AU.
Terra was created before any other Stardroid, and had the hardest learning curve–he takes pride in his work and is more or less a workaholic.
Sunstar was the last “Stardroid” activated, but had Terra to help him learn his new role. Kind of funny, given Sunstar was created to serve a role above him. Sunstar is happy to let Terra run things, though, for both of their sakes.
Both eventually bonded after spending enough time together, but due to plot reasons, it takes until present-day Earth for things to really move along for them.
Saturn is romantically interested in Terra, but it’s very one-sided. Terra primarily sees him as a frustratingly laid-back coworker, if anything.
…and his relationship with humans(particularly Minx)? Does he know any earth Navi?
Terra and Minx did not meet under...the best circumstances. A misunderstanding, yes, but not one that either would have been able to clear up prior to meeting. He regrets the outcome of it, but both learn to become semi-comfortable around the other eventually.
He has regrets--although he was not himself at the time.
Terra has mixed feelings about humans, he prefers them over the Earth’s…last inhabitants. He is a solitary individual, and does not have any friends (for now) outside of his ‘brothers.’ This will change!
Terra’s closest friends among the Stardroids are probably...Pluto, Venus, and Jupiter.
He knows most of the MMBN main cast’s Navis (megaman, roll, blues, shadowman, napalmman, etc). he also knows and favors minx's pet cat, Tango. Cat person.
He likes Napalmman, and is distrustful of Shadowman.
Terra respects Sofie and Nenji for their work ethic, and a cautious eye on Miyabi, but admires his abilities for a human.
He finds Lan annoying (who is also a highschooler in my AU)
He fears Dr. Wily, to a degree (plot reasons).
What is his job in the Stardroid group?
Terra is Sunstar’s second-in-command-but-not-really who maintains their spaceship and assigns the other Stardroids tasks.
The art you saw of him in a fighting stance was him getting ready to square off against Slur near the end of Arc 2. Terra is about the second strongest of the Stardroids after Sunstar–but does not fight often.
How exactly does Terra act emotionally?
“Tired and done” is pretty accurate for Terra’s personality, honestly.
He’s no-nonsense and likes to keep himself busy–burying himself in work is his way of coping with personal problems. Which, in itself, is a problem.
Earth forces him to change this behavior
Oh, you thought closing yourself off from others would have less consequences than being open? How cute.
Despite a cold demeanor and excellent poker face, Terra cares deeply for those around him. He’s not a softie like Sunstar at his core, but he can be surprisingly gentle.
Though he used to be a hardass, he’s mellowed out a lot since re-arriving* on Earth.
Unrelated–his lack of experience with building deep relationships or opening up to others makes him surprisingly easy to fluster, once the joke lands.
A secret romantic at heart? Who’d have known.
I’m not gonna lie, he’s kind of bland for a decent period of time. It takes him a while to unlearn a lot of emotional repression, but it also makes it all the more worthwhile when he’s in uplifted spirits.
If Sunstar catches this man smiling it’s game over
If Sunstar catches Terra without his visor? His month has been made.
I'm also kind of curious as to how you came to deciding on his final design?
THIS!!! Oh my god he was both a huge pain and super fun to work on (like most of the stardroids)
I wanted him to have an ‘admiral’ look to him! But also space-invader-y and elegant (to a degree)
The gloves were more to fit the ‘commanding officer’ vibe
His stomach-region is designed in likeness to a belt on the bottom and vest in the middle!
The fun poofy boots went more with the space invader vibe, but also to give him a more navi-like appearance.
His cable-hair and visor were strongly inspired by @liskobot’s Terra.exe design. They didn't have a ton of pictures of him, but they were a huge contributor to me even realizing the potential the Stardroids had to just exist in a MMBN universe.
Speaking of his visor–Terra absolutely uses it to hide the exhaustion in his face as well as his emotions. Reliable leaders need to stay composed, don’t they? >:)
The colors were done largely in part by my lovely dearest friend @hawkthespork. She’s a coloring GOD and helped me realize that not all of the stardroids have to have super saturated colors. I use saturated colors in my art a lot.
Until next time! Terra’s gonna enjoy his coffee in peace.
Some alt. cup designs:
#Luckily Minx hates the taste of coffee.#Dr. pepper for the win#Yes#the stardroids have been on Earth before#A very#very long time ago.#Terra has a soft spot for Fire-Navis and Darkloids#Slur and Terra are rivals in terms of matching each other in fighting power#*rearriving? Yes. I did not stutter. More plot#There’s honestly an ungodly amount to sort… I’ll let you set the pace#Feel free to ask about anything that stands out to you the most#Minx to terra: do you like your coffee like your men?#Terra: what?#Minx: hot.#dad jokes about her dad? more likely than you think#brainrotau#my art#stardroids#mmbnau#megaman#doodle#sketch#mega man battle network#terra.exe#saturn.exe#sunstar.exe#minx#sofie#ask#tag edit: I feel like i should clarify the hot joke was because Sunstar is a fire navi--not based on his looks.
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Seduction really do be his thing..
#;everyone is a moon. everyone has a dark side they never show to anybody | about ☾#[ and unless you have ungodly will power like gd Ms. I bit my own fingers off over there. best of luck to you ]
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since that post is getting notes i just wanna say u all should watch the fits its not like the usual genre i talk about on here but it is heavily suspenseful and psychological in a way that does resonate with my interests and might with yours too! and also its just a really good movie about young black girls coming of age that addresses like the horror of that experience without having a disproportionate focus on Suffering! it also has just an incredibly striking final scene that has really stuck with me for a long time!
#i sort of feel like if you liked picnic at hanging rock less for the Aesthetic and more for the relationship between the girls and#the power structures that control their lives and how that feeds into their complex like intracommunity dynamics#you might rly like the fits#ungodly screeching
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We regret to inform thee that this user is Thinking about the bad timeline again
#might change up my talk tag to#river rambles#for self neutrality reasons#but yeah.#that timeline is like.#an archfey a god and a vampire ascendant walk into a tavern..#and also there's the disgraced demigod in the corner who's the cause of it all#It's just..#the bad ending variations for Alfhart in particular have SUCH juicy potential#like a guy who haaates power- does not want it - can't be lured by it - actively pushes it away-#learns that he has the potential for unfathomable amounts of it running in his bloodline- potential that getting his curse broken-#the one keeping him locked out of the feywild- would unlock. And he's PISSED about it!#where his bad ending has him not even caring anymore. He just needs to be as far away as humanly possible from it all#probably pays ungodly amounts of money on a wish spell to get the curse broken. immediately leaves the prime with no intention of returning#and winds up reaching that power level not even out his own volition. the feywild works in funny ways#and at that point he's lost the tiny slivers of the sense of self he was holding on to. he's Hollow.#and in a plane ruled by chaos- emotions and concepts more than anything. where hardly anyone could ever beat him in that regard.. well.#like he's not.. harsh winter- like what the prince of frost seems to be based around. He's not hostile to life.#if there's one aspect of winter i would say that he embodies- it'd be the sorrow of it.#The wilting of flowers. The loneliness and longing for the light of longer days. The stray freezing in the street.#Death in the neutral sense. The stagnation before rebirth#Again he's just.#the hollow. the empty. not numb. just.. the feeling of having one's heart ripped out- experiencing the pain of it- unceasing-#yet unable to die from it. barred from rest. barred from peace. Frozen in time- in hurt#you know the fey are way too jovial- even the 'evil' ones seem to just kind of be malicious tricksters.#i reckon they need one of their own being brought back broken beyond repair in a way they've never seen before to spice things up#(also to note he doesnt get like this JUST because of Hanne(durge)/The ascension or what have you-#he is sort of like. a bunch of glass that was pulverized to dust. that someone painstakingly melded back together. that's his baseline#regardless of timeline. now in the good one said glass ends up shaken a couple times but nothing /really/ happens. he ends up perfectly fin#in the bad one however. said glass might as well have been thrown into the sun and atomized
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sorry for all the gunpowder plot posts. i just refuse to allow this day to be known purely as day of destiel. other holidays exist. like that time some guys decided to do something really funny
Here are some cursed images from the internet, so you can really soak in The Culture
(this is such strange behaviour, ngl)
also, big up Lewes for their fab effigies
it's giving 💥 cult 💥
#she says in bitter british#it was like... THE only time a bunch of catholics did something sexy#AND THEY DIDN'T EVEN SUCCEED!! just the pussy power they had in trying to blow up parliament and kill the king#honestly I'm not big on catholicism but when a bunch of them want to destroy a tyrannical government?? I'm for that ngl#but oh well. they were caught and hung drawn and quartered sooooo#we finally have a king again. So. fingers crossed.#Anyway this has been your Awful Retelling of History™ with your host Bo (aka tiffanylamps)#the events happened over 400 years ago and we're still out here thinking about them (fireworks and bonfires included)#bye#chatty lamps#lol i wrote this post at an ungodly hour then fell asleep#cursed. it's cursed.
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truly further [2 sides same coin] of billions tragic failing of either quant's writing that the effective Demand that taylor & rian must have a very special dynamic is all about going "well i'm epic & you're epic" at every stage, which is nothing, while winston and taylor can never have a dynamic b/c he's so Not Epic, despite that he's more similar to taylor in any ways that actually matter or could mean anything, while also if rian was ever peers with winston / had a reciprocal dynamic there, maybe we'd Have to have had more of an actual character from that role, but instead once again [no] b/c he's so Not Epic. billions writing getting an award for [okay. tmc trifecta] as the only option heading into s6 & giving us Nothing instead
#fr the one arc left is winston being sick of it like alright i'm outta here#wherein it's time apparently for rian to draw on the apparent nonzero affection she thinks she has for all that that means anything....#and oops it did nothing; she may as well have Again jumped in & volunteered info herself in the first place#and tbt rian could be indignant on lauren's behalf based on like 3 days of distant technical half coworkership#but Nothing re: taylor's participation in treating winston like that. nothing re: rian either. but you see....lauren was also epic#winston billions#when you're both Epic you're on the defensive about why you Don't date. except for when you're not!#like again so wendy thinks she & taylor were peers? why did They not have to explain why They didn't date? wendy being that cishet abt it?#we can't get an explanation for why rian would fuck That old man; just why it wasn't otherwise taylor specifically#this being the ''well it's how i'm So thoughtful abt things. & it's how i'm So Unthoughtful abt things'' In The Same Breath#like yeah yeah you dropped all pretense of [character: rian] for [young woman: inherently sexually available] like amazing#it was always like jesus christ but just increasingly dismal experience surveying the mess of nothingness & insults that was like.#again the Nothingness that was rian & pick your poison re: analyzing Power whether it's the ungodly thread of banging prince#or her casually being this general bully + personal abuser to her ''friend'' / coworker there & this is Completely Neutral to billions#perhaps Good! & there's just nothing else to the character. having her Not Leave also just further whittling away any sense of anything#again it's just like depressing lmao gotta get out of here#and as per usual the way that ripping off winston's character from getting to have focus; material; arcs; relationships etc just#impacts these other characters negatively too. rian's main traits having to be ''loves being a bully'' & ''presumed to have a vagina'' wow#billions doesn't even know abt the former which just makes it all the more amazing. taylor having ''nobody'' to talk to but rian for half#a season like WINSTON!! he was half their employees at that time & billions is still That resolute abt The Epics Vs The Losers#and being a Thee Epic is like [there's nothing there] like that was Really supposed to be rian's whole character & [there's nothing there]#the substance not in taylor going ''who's Epic like me'' but in who's Actually inherently intractibly offbeat & different & Knows This#embraces it works with it Has to embrace and work with it; suffers for it but thrives for it; is this secret weapon for it; can work w/You.#all the ways taylor had to water down talking abt themself to like wendy or axe or whomever tf....winston is right here#he's Understanding them & talking abt Them unprompted unguided just Getting It & Caring; doing 9000% better than these other Epic ppl....#lord. it's just amazing they were really this committed to like well yeah the real binary that really matters. the cools & the nerds#they really were like oh we love winston sm....we Love to write 3x03 endlessly where he gets shitted on & we have so much fun seeing that#we could've at least had the Consequences of [winston deserved to throw hands] like fr. rian; taylor; wags; dollar bill; wags again
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I hope Sukuna gets called a weird individual at least once in TPG 🙏🙏🙏🙏
SDFGHJK OH YOU KNOW HE WILL. NO WAY I CAN RESIST
#sukuna had so much comedic potential gege did NOTHING with. i however will not pass up the chance for sukuna silly goofy moments#just the concept of him is so fucking funny like this ungodly powerful 1000+ year old king of curses trapped in the body of#a pre-pubescent idiot#love that so much for both of them#tpg
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