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boop-le-snoot · 1 year ago

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okay bimbo homelander nation where??

#one thing about him is that he is so stupid #not like in a point and laugh way #but like in a pathetic way #he will FUBAR everything and turn around with a smile like ‘i did good?🥺’#antony starr you sly dog #homelander #evilest sub fr

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allagashed · 10 months ago

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whenever i say “screaming crying throwing up” this is what i mean

#american psycho #patrick bateman #christian bale #rewatched last night he’s soo stupidly pathetic why is he the way he is #allagashed obsessed with another insane man (fork found in kitchen)#sorry 2 my very little followers my interests bounce around so quick i only have like two i’m constantly into and its nirvana and ed movies #+ horror movies so actually three nvm

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technically-human · 6 months ago

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When the ghost who read to you as you died activates all of your Must Protect instincts

#payneland #edwin x charles #dead boy detectives #dbda #join me as I try to ignore all of the sad implications hidden on this one #even though I was the one who hid them there #like edwin being scared of spiders #sure but charles thinking about his death as something pathetic?#comparing the way he was murdered by his own friends #to this other boy who escaped HELL?#who is kind and knowledgeable and clearly not weak #unlike charles himself who will never be worthy?#give my boy some self esteem issues #wait i'm not ignoring the sad implications #ignore that I just wanted to show that charles probably thought Edwin was pretty aces

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valtsv · 2 months ago

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that shitty thing some people do where they compliment something about you, only to take it back and reveal that it was meant to be a joke at your expense when you sincerely thank them for it, used to bother me until i realised that you can just. keep it. refuse to hand that power back to them. they are never prepared to deal with this.

#🐉#i sometimes get hit with this 'you poor deluded naive little idiot. you actually thought someone could admire your pathetic ass' routine #usually for the slightly eccentric way i dress. sometimes for the earnest and honest way i act.#but nobody ever knows what to do when i just keep responding to their attempts at mocking me with complete sincerity #someone once asked me where i got my outfit so they could give it a try themselves in a very obvious 'i am making fun of you #by implying how ridiculous i would look if i dressed like you' way and i just started suggesting how he could #put an outfit like mine together completely straight faced. and he quickly realised hed tried the wrong door.

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 4 months ago

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Five foot something and he's royalty.

#poorly drawn odyssey #the odyssey #odysseus #I was drawing him short because it was funny. I didn't expect it to come up in the text himself.#Remember that at this point he's retelling the story to the court of Alcinous.#So him saying 'Yeah I got to ride on the best and coolest ram so I only needed one of them' sounds like he's justifying being small.#I know there are likely other interpretations of this so it's not 'canonical' per say #but I didn't think my goofy short lump of misery parody version of ody was going to be...well...closer that expected.#By they way if you are a lover of sopping wet men - read the Odysssey.#So far he has solved 90% of his problems by wailing and sobbing so pathetically until people give up and help him out.#(sadly I am out of chronological order with the comics I wanted to post...next one WILL be the nausicaa comic I promise.#I've been very sick and swamped with work so comics are hard to do...I'm keeping my chin up though! I'll be slow but I'll do it!)

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arundolyn · 1 year ago

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ouchie

#elphelt valentine #guilty gear #guilty gear strive #crow.gif #guilty gif #attacks #normals #2 #dust #uhh i think those are all the tags. either way OUCHIE.#i need to do. what is it. i think its baikens 2d also. where she just falls over. it might be 2hs #faceplant. like its ok queen you got this #i like how el's 6hs also has her flop on the ground pathetically like in xrd

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biggiesnails · 3 months ago

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Not my usual post but I really need to make sure that as many people see this as possible

#the way he rolls back #it’s so pathetic #and skrunkyly..#it sounds like a content meow though..#perhaps he is happy within the ball

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kringle-c · 23 days ago

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keeping promises

#jayvik #arcane #viktor #jayce talis #me bringing end of evangelion where it wasn't invited #like yall dont undertand i need them to homoerotically kill eachother #but like not in an angry way in a like sad pathetic way where they flop around or something #choking

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rennenaway · 10 months ago

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I mean

I'm not wrong?

#francis mosses #thats not my neighbor #tnmn #Kisses for all the artists who draw him as the pathetic middle aged guy he is #Mwah mwah #But like i see this so often #It's mainly the Doppelgänger fanarts who are like crazy yandere-fied #Which idm they're supposed to be that way i think #But like there's so much fanfic with this guy being the absolutes 'alpha male' ever #Which is so funny cause look at him #He just wants to sleep #Also can't believe that these shitposts do better than my actual art

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frodo-a-gogo · 11 months ago

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Let us be brutally honest with ourselves and with eachother for a moment. If he weren't obese you motherfuckers would be capable of percieving evrart claires sexy sexy moral ambiguity and complex charms

#i am (lesbian) sipping him like a fine DESSERT WINE #my evidence by the way is very simple and very damning. joyce messier. there i said it.#if you guys can appreciate the fact that Joyce is a complex figure worthy of disgust yes but also worthy of empathy #despite being a venal coward facilitating acts of violence and slaughter of the organized working poor of martinaise in the name of capital #if you can understand that she is a dimensional figure while also being an embodiment of the moral apathy and cruelty if capital owners #but you cant look at evrart and see that he is (while deeply flawed and morally suspect) also a dimensional figure #on top of the fact that his motivations are eminently relatable and dare i say it baser #and his greatest failing imho is in failing to advocate for the interests of *all* the poor of martinaise #opting instead to marginalize the inhabitants of the fishing village in favor of a power grab in the interests of himself and his union #though this is imo a bit of a grey area morally. undeniably a wrong and bad thing to do but done in service of clairs political goals #to gather power to advocate for the working class against ultraliberal monoliths like wild pines and fascistic orgs like krenel #still super wrong but i can follow the moral arithmetic there tho i don't like it #but like my point is if u can see that joyce is evil and pathetic but still cool and sexy but you consider clair flatly distasteful #thats cus hes not conventionally attractive #cus he is *every bit* as dimensional and interesting as joyce and he is not nearly as politically shite even if hes interpersonally a jerk

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ozzgin · 26 days ago

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The post with the tentacle monster and its chubby mate(?) makes me wonder any of the others would think of a chubby lover.

Daos, sweet monster husband, demon king, the yandere prison or the yokai harem.

All of them and any others you might want to include or think others would want included.

What kind of reaction would all of them have? Would it even matter?

I don't think it'd make a difference, because Reader is always ambiguous in terms of body. You can absolutely imagine yourself as fat, skinny, tall, short, average, three-headed, etc. without the story changing in any way. Unless the story itself has been requested for a certain type of Reader, which is always mentioned.

The one physical description I often use is the implication that you have hair. So, you know, apologies to the bald baddies out there.

That is to say, this blog 100% welcomes whatever body type you may have. Chubby cuties included. :)

#also #most of them would probably not even notice #like...Daos is built like a truck; he'd find you pathetically small either way #Suma would cackle himself to sleep if he heard you say “sorry I'm big”

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lochlot · 9 months ago

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damn werewolves and their liberal agenda

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g4ll0wd4nc3r · 1 year ago

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idk how to word this but bg3 fans have convinced themselves that astarion is some dark suave devoted romantic with surprising humor. the people yearn for minthara but settle for a man.

#i don’t hate astarion i think he’s fine but i will never understand some of the way people write him #if minthara were a man the murdering the grove thing wouldn’t have ever been an issue #like we can like shitty pathetic men but i draw the line at lying

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pyralart · 2 years ago

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