#but like .. come on
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It’s a bit unrealistic how Toph never made any counterfeit coins once she learned to metalbend
#I mean it would probably be a bit controversial for a children’s show to demonstrate one of their main characters committing fraud#but like come on#toph beifong#atla toph#atla#meta
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One thing I genuinely think the fandom forgets or underestimates is just how weird Neil is. Like we paint him to be this carismatic, flashy, cocky bad boy, but in reality he's stingy, skittish, balks at anything more personal then his thoughts on Exy and Cannot for the life of him socialize. Like in the Raven King, right after Seth dies, he straight up goes:
"Neil had to patch things up with [Allison] somehow, but he didn't know where to start. He'd never been good at winning people over. Someone like Allison wasn't likely to be his first success. "
Neil's spent his life living on the outskirts of "average" life. Ergo, he's cagey and flighty and so far removed from normal that even among the Foxes he'll always be a little unpredictable and odd. And you know what, good for him; we all deserve an antisocial introverted asshole to raly behind.
#bless Andrew for being able to sniff that out from the beginning#because like sure he gets better as the series progresses#and he gains more confidence#and ground to stand on#but like come on#this boy has absolutely no pop culture knowledge and probably thinks NSYNC is an acronym#for some disease#because that stuff is only needed when making connections with others#and neil was never allowed to do that#aftg#andrew minyard#neil josten#the foxhole court#the raven king#the kings men#im in the trenches of my 8th reread#and my own emotions#wish me luck#mine
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when you realize that kinger's been there the longest and his wife almost certainly helped with keeping him stable for so long and now she's gone and literally everyone keeps expecting him to go next but he's still holding on even though he really wants to be with her again he's still holding on and that's probably because he knows she wouldn't want him to give up and we have no idea how long she's been gone but he's STILL HERE and he's going insane and losing his grasp of reality but he's still managing to find ways to care about the other circus residents even the one he just met a couple days ago because he knows that they all need someone to care about them just like SHE cared about HIM and I am NOT OKAY
#i was expecting kinger lore#but i was not expecting THIS LEVEL OF KINGER LORE#the amazing digital circus#tadc#tadc spoilers#episode 3 spoilers#spoilers#tadc kinger#kinger#queenie#tadc queenie#like i guess we don't know FOR SURE it was queenie#but like come on#seriously why is this show like this
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Man it sure looks like the Hilary Clinton playbook of "Pander to Republicans" isn't working as well as the Harris campaign wanted
who could have predicted this
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I just read all of Worm in like a month and I kept frantically reaching for the next chapter thinking surely, SURELY this is the one where the tension between Taylor and Rachel reaches a breaking point and they fuck messy style while some unspeakable calamity happens around them. And it just. never happens. (the fucking I mean, the calamities keep happening a bunch)
#worm#parahumans#wolfspider#wormblr#I promise I’m usually not really into shipping#but like come on#I am not too wired into the discourse around this#because as I meantioned I practically spent the past weeks reading this fucking webnovel like a monk in some sort of spiritual retreat#but it can’t have been accidental#surely wildbow was told that he couldn’t just do that while he was writing it#it reaches a point where it’s insulting the reader’s intelligence#it’s like if korrasami never happened#and they just behaved like that for no reason#insane
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I should not be left in a book store. Look at what I found 😍 it's an anniversary edition of the witcher short stories. It's soooooo pretty like, what the fuck, it's the prettiest book I own!
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still pissed that hawkins police were fully convinced an average 20 year old guy, with barely any muscle, was physically capable of doing what vecna did to chrissy and patrick and fred. like what human being can do that type of damage. use your brain
#i'm fully aware that it is sci-fi#and that it's just a tv show#but like COME ON#no one idc how strong you are is physically capable of doing that to another human being#like you can NOT convince me that that is reasonable#it's almost 2 yrs later#i'll never be over it#srry#eddie munson#eddie stranger things#stranger things#ST4#eddie munson st4
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What the fuck is happening to me?
These twinks and their adorable boyfriends have completely taken over my life, and I can't stop collecting them. I find a new couple to lose my shit about weekly at this point.
#also 3 of thos couples are the same#visually anyway#i know theyr like completely different or whatever l#but like come on#look at them#dead boy detectives is creeping up on it too#edwin being a brunette ruined it tho#god i love them all#heartstopper#red white and royal blue#young royals#good omens#dead boy detectives#aziraphale#crowley#edwin payne#charles rowland#nick nelson#charlie spring#simon eriksson#prince wilhelm
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tbh i find it so funny but also kinda weird that we joke more about jayce accidentally and deeply regretfully killing a child than viktor committing genocide in the name of perfection
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Billford is that one ship you ship for shits and giggles but if you actually saw them get together in cannon you'd be absolutely devastated because wtf???
#post betrayal billford is a BIG no no#i like saying “yeah you go bill fuck that old man” or joke about ford being a monsterfucker#but the ship is sooooo toxic and problematic#the only reason i ship them is because of all the jokes i just mentioned and because they're so tragic and toxic#but if a friend or family ever dated someone like bill i'd tell them to RUN. RUN FOR THE MOUNTAINS#and if we ever get a gf spin-off series or another book and SOMEHOW ford and bill get together i'm gonna throw hands#unless bill actually redeems himself#then ok ig#but like come on#it's BILL#it's very unlikely he'll ever be redeemed#but even if he does. if i was in ford's place i doubt i would ever forgive bill after giving me DECADES of trauma and ruining my life#let alone get with him#nuh uh#nuh uh no sir#no way#gravity falls#gravity falls stanford#stanford pines#grunkle ford#bill cipher#toxic billford#yaoi#old man yaoi#toxic old man yaoi
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I will never understand Vampire chronicles fans who join the groups about the show just to complain about how it’s not like the books. I love the books, definitely one of my favorite series ever written. And the Vampire Lestat is one of my favorite books ever written. My copy is literally falling apart from how many times I’ve read it. But the show? It’s next fucking level. It changed things sure, but it elevated the story to a whole new level. I told the dude he was entitled to his very wrong and stupid opinion 😂
#interview with the vampire#interview with the vampire amc#amc iwtv#the vampire chronicles#i love both#but like come on#shut up kid
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the consistency of those fans booing cucurella for 70 full minutes now is kinda admirable
#but like come on#I was mad too but the game is done it’s not gonna get replayed deal with it and get over it#euro 2024#france vs spain
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Every time i see some gross fuckboy content on my timeline i come here to be at peace and comfort 😌 i love virgin men
First of all, thank you so much for letting me be your peace and comfort!
Second of all, you ain't NEVER EVER seeing fuckboy content on my page, like, EVER.
I hate that it's so normalised to write fuck-boy (or just high body count characters, I consider 3+ high personally) characters yet apparently 'unrealistic' or 'delusional' to write virgin/inexperienced men, like, just because bro acts scary or is 'too old' to be a virgin is just dumb. I know lots of men and women who are STILL chaste in their big ass ages (and if you're not, I don't care, do you).
Fuckboys are SOOOOOOO gross, I don't know why in every fanfic I read it's always like 'even though he's had so many girls, you're special!' like no please get away from me.
My page is my own safe space. I don't write boyfriends, I write HUSBANDS.
#i'm not judgy of other people i swear#but like come on#virgin men >>>#nothing's better than an inexperienced man#especially men who do it for disciplined reasons#or just outta basic respect for themselves and their future partner#which is why i love writing bakugo shoto dabi and sanemi
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the way wildbow just completely gave up on brian after the timeskip .. i am a yurihead before everything & anything but the fact that he never has any legitimate conversation w taylor before he is kersploded (despite her stating multiple times how important figure of a figure he is in her life) & then taylor spends the next 2 arcs having oodles of lisa rachel aisha time just feels v narratively cheap to me
#brian has been a core character for abt 80% of the story up to this point & then wildbow is like idgaf#like i am soo incredibly pro disregarding men for the sake of women & lesbianism#but like come on
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how you feeling about foster feels?
I think it’s a pretty normal Keefe line. Cringier side of his dialogue for sure but Keefe nonetheless. However putting it in big promotional font is just embarrassing 😭 also can we have a non-sokeefe related promo? I say that as an ENORMOUS sokeefe shipper
#kotlc#keeper of the lost cities#it’s not that the line is bad in kotlc context. that’s how he’s ALWAYS talked#but like come on#keefe sencen
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