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theratkingofallratkings · 6 months ago

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I feel so dumb omfg 😭😭 I thought I saw Travis Phelps from Sally Face on some random pole

I was sitting in the car and my ass looks over and goes, “Is that fucking Travis Phelps?!?!?”

No. It was Jesus.

In my defense(????) my pain killers were just kicking in.

#sally face #sally face fandom #travis phelps #sobbing wtf #tbh the pain killers aren’t REALLY an excuse #but lets pretend

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iheartgirlzn · 1 month ago

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save me random shapeshifting guy i had a dream about last night and will probably never see again!! SAVE ME!!

#angie yaps ⋆˙⟡#he was lowkey fine too #not that i remember what he looks like #BUT LETS PRETEND

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rins-batcave · 2 months ago

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suicidal but slaying

#lets be honest not slaying #but lets pretend

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thatintrovertedgryffindor · 1 year ago

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Here's a snippet of one of the fics I'm writing when I find the time:

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"Red hair, freckles, and hand me down robes-- you must be a weasley," Malfoy scoffed.

Ron glared at this kid in front of him. "Yeah so what? Do you want me to bring up your family's blunders?"

Malfoy's nose turned pink but he didn't uncross his arms.

"What should I start with?" Ron dramaticized tapping his chin in thought, "the new raids being pushed on your mansion or the Black scandal or your sister--"

"SHUT it!" Malfoy screeched. He took a deep breath and turned to Harry. "I could help stop you from making friends with the wrong sort. Like this one who can't keep his mouth shut."

Anger coursed through rons veins. Charlie and George warned him that there would be kids who made fun of him but Ron didn't realize how much it would hurt.

He opened his mouth but Harry beat him to it.

"I think I can tell the wrong sort for myself malfoy."

Mskfoy looked unimpressed. "You loss," hr said, "being stuck with this...this blood traitor."

Now Percy had coached Ron through hearing this word but nothing could prepare him for the way malfoy said it. Like Ron was so beneath him he didn't even notice him. Maybe Percy was a bad teacher.

Suddenly, scabbers jumped up and bit Goyle. Rons face split into a grin. He knew there was a reason scabbers was family.

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Exploring Ron's emotions and thoughts with how he interacts with his family, friends, and foes

#ron weasley #ron weasley appreciation #harry potter #introspective #kinda ooc #just realized #but lets pretend #he's my baby and i love him

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littlemissneverseen · 2 years ago

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Tam : I can't believe all these people are wearing black. Black is supposed to be my thing, they're all just posers.

Linh : Tam, for the last time, we're at a funeral.

#i know they are supposed to wear green #but lets pretend #kotlc #keeper of the lost cities #kotlc tam #tam song #kotlc linh #linh song #source: incorrect quotes generator #incorrect quotes #incorrect kotlc quotes

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sunscreens-the-first · 10 months ago

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We all love good omens

But

Our roots

#homestuck #im mentally unwell #i apologise in advance #this is me coming out as a homestuck #jk #everyone already knew #but lets pretend #for my sake #it pains me to not vote for the hubbies tho

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mattmonss · 7 months ago

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Father and daughter bonding <3

#tadc #the amazing digital circus #ragatha #tadc ragatha #kinger #tadc kinger #animation #he's trying his best :'')#he's just a silly guy and she's just chilling #also let's pretend you don't see the animation errors shhhhh #mattdrawz

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lettuccine · 8 months ago

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pov: you play poker game with marcille

#no but jokes aside #canonically marcille is better at lying and controlling her expressions #or at least better than laios #so lets just pretend that in this situation she's relaxed enough that she doesnt need to control her (ears') emotion #marcille donato #ears ears ears i love her ears so much #dungeon meshi #a little bit of #farcille

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overlymetaromantic · 8 months ago

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Dungeon Meshi, or as I like to call it, Marcille's-increasingly-difficult-to-ignore-revelations-that-her-endless-devotion-to-Falin-may-in-fact-be-more-rooted-in-lesbianism-than-she-originally-thought

#dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #dungeon meshi spoilers #delicious in dungeon spoilers #dunmeshi #dunmeshi spoilers #farcille #marcille donato #falin touden #falin x marcille #let's go lesbians let's gooooooo!!!!#listen I fully respect those who ship farcille starting from their school days it is very good #but I find it FAR funnier to think that Marcille does not realize her feelings are super not-platonic actually until WAY late lmao #let's pretend i can draw #I. genuinely don't know if this needs a mature label or any cws or not. I never draw anything that normally toes that territory lmaoooo #tumblr please don't get mad at me if I tagged this wrong!!! T_T

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totally-not-kate-bishop · 11 months ago

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"i'm bi, actually"

America: Are you gay?

Kate: No.

America: You can tell me.

Kate: I’m not.

America: It’s okay. I’m gay. Billy’s gay.

Billy: Bye.

America: Oh, sorry. He’s bi.