#BUT LETS PRETEND

[theratkingofallratkings]

I feel so dumb omfg 😭😭 I thought I saw Travis Phelps from Sally Face on some random pole

I was sitting in the car and my ass looks over and goes, “Is that fucking Travis Phelps?!?!?”

No. It was Jesus.

In my defense(????) my pain killers were just kicking in.

[iheartgirlzn]

save me random shapeshifting guy i had a dream about last night and will probably never see again!! SAVE ME!!

[rins-batcave]

suicidal but slaying

[thatintrovertedgryffindor]

Here's a snippet of one of the fics I'm writing when I find the time:

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"Red hair, freckles, and hand me down robes-- you must be a weasley," Malfoy scoffed.

Ron glared at this kid in front of him. "Yeah so what? Do you want me to bring up your family's blunders?"

Malfoy's nose turned pink but he didn't uncross his arms.

"What should I start with?" Ron dramaticized tapping his chin in thought, "the new raids being pushed on your mansion or the Black scandal or your sister--"

"SHUT it!" Malfoy screeched. He took a deep breath and turned to Harry. "I could help stop you from making friends with the wrong sort. Like this one who can't keep his mouth shut."

Anger coursed through rons veins. Charlie and George warned him that there would be kids who made fun of him but Ron didn't realize how much it would hurt.

He opened his mouth but Harry beat him to it.

"I think I can tell the wrong sort for myself malfoy."

Mskfoy looked unimpressed. "You loss," hr said, "being stuck with this...this blood traitor."

Now Percy had coached Ron through hearing this word but nothing could prepare him for the way malfoy said it. Like Ron was so beneath him he didn't even notice him. Maybe Percy was a bad teacher.

Suddenly, scabbers jumped up and bit Goyle. Rons face split into a grin. He knew there was a reason scabbers was family.

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Exploring Ron's emotions and thoughts with how he interacts with his family, friends, and foes

[sunscreens-the-first]

We all love good omens

But

Our roots

[graveyarrdshift]

"I'm just a girl", "girl math", "girl dinner", "divine feminine energy", "bimbocore", "clean girl", "girl's girl", "girlfriend brain" SHUT UPPP!!! SHUTT THE FUCKKKK UPPPPPP !!!!

[justenjsdoodles]

Jhon helps Tim with Christmas shopping 🎅

[rdps01]

come on, come on, come on (before the moment's gone)

[totally-not-kate-bishop]

"i'm bi, actually"

America: Are you gay?

Kate: No.

America: You can tell me.

Kate: I’m not.

America: It’s okay. I’m gay. Billy’s gay.

Billy: Bye.

America: Oh, sorry. He’s bi.

Billy: No, I’m going home for the day. I’m gay.

[mattmonss]

Father and daughter bonding <3

[lettuccine]

pov: you play poker game with marcille

[overlymetaromantic]

Dungeon Meshi, or as I like to call it, Marcille's-increasingly-difficult-to-ignore-revelations-that-her-endless-devotion-to-Falin-may-in-fact-be-more-rooted-in-lesbianism-than-she-originally-thought

[humming-fly]

The 2D vs 3D contrast of the sonic and shadow generation hubworlds cracks me up the more I think about it

Bonus:

[ollyrewind]

merlin and arthur hunting ghosts? yes, great, BUT hear me out

[fluffsnake]