#but lets be honest... theyre lesbians

[plum-pudding-everywhere]

MmmmnnnnnhGGffuvghhbgcxfgffdyojdtuautd I'm really going thru it right now, but at least I have lesbian horses I can draw. Lots of them. Sorry, my anatomy is bad, I'm too unmedicated to study it ✌️

[foccaccia]

does anyone have recommendations for fictional media that has like. actual lesbians in it. not like supergirl Two White Skinny Girls, One Blonde and One Brunette Kiss media, or "its implied lesbianism!!!" but just regular fucking lesbians

[motherforthefamicom]

trying to find some oldass drawings of one of my first sonas i havent been able to find em yet but instead ive just been unearthing all these old notes an ex friend and i would pass to each other back in middle school

[littlemisssatanist]

on the topic of alicent's sexuality

ok ok so this is a little late but if im going to be honest, ive completely lost any interest in hotd when the first episode came out and its taken a little bit to get back into it. i already mentioned this in a twitter gc when the first alicole leaks came out but i wanted to put it into better words for tumblr.

foreword: i am a lesbian.

a lot of people on twitter, specifically rhaenicents, were up in arms about the alicole leaks because they couldnt understand the idea that alicent isnt a lesbian. now, i understand having a headcanon and it being disproven by canon. i understand the struggles rhaenicents went through against daemyras when the first season came out, because i was a rhaenicent also. im not a rhaenicent anymore (id call myself more interested in alicole, but im still a multishipper).

however, the idea that theres no way in hell alicent could ever be bisexual really rubs me the wrong way. i wont even get into all the undercover biphobia that had been going on on twitter when these leaks first came out, but the fact that a woman fucking a man suddenly means theres no way she could ever be queer speaks volumes about how the larger hotd fandom views the bisexual community. this is already a very large and ongoing problem within the community, the fight against homophobes and biphobes that you 'have to choose a side' and that if you have a straight-passing relationship automatically means you are straight. the idea that alicent can only be a lesbian or straight pushes this bad notion further.

now, lets get into why rhaenicents are so desperate to have alicent be a lesbian. i get it. you want lgbt representation in mainstream media, i do too. i want to see myself represented in media, i place headcanons about many characters sexualities all the time. the difference is that i understand the difference between headcanon and canon. imo, many rhaenicents desperately want lesbian alicent to be a canon thing, instead of settling for headcanons and fanfiction and fanon. i understand that too. i understand the want to have canon lesbian representation; however they have to come to the realization that hotd was never meant to be lgbt representation. laenor's storyline was included because it was in the original book, and it was stated outright that he was gay. rhaenicent was always the make of the show, it was never stated to be canon in either show OR book, and thats why it will never be canon.

im not saying that to be mean. im saying that because thats how it is. hotd is not supposed to be lgbt representation, its meant to be an adaptation of fire and blood (and i have my own thoughts about how well thats going, but thats not the point of this post).

its ok for things to be headcanons. in 2023, the most popular ship on ao3 was steddie (steve harrington/eddie munson) from stranger things. is it canon? no!!! its the most popular ship because people like seeing gay people in media, regardless of whether theyre canon or not. sasunaru is the most popular ship in naruto, and theyre not canon either! they know its ok for things not to be canon; thats why fanon exists in the first place. i think rhaenicents should get used to this. this is what fandom is like. im not sure what else to tell you about that.

theres a particular argument of rhaenicents i want to talk about. 'alicents struggles in the show reflect the struggles of lesbians and comphet in the modern world.' now. as a lesbian who has struggled with comphet in the past, this argument actually annoys me a lot. alicents struggles (being forced into a marriage she didnt want, forced to have children she didnt want) stem from the fact that she is a woman in westerosi society, not because she is a lesbian.

and sure! you can headcanon that alicent is a lesbian with comphet, but the problem is that: we dont have enough insight into alicents head to be able to tell the difference between comphet and misogyny. comphet is a very personal struggle, and its different for everyone. hotd focuses not only on alicent, and we simply do not see enough of her thoughts to be able to tell.

anyways, i guess my point is this: you can headcanon whatever you want. however, the moment you start being angry at other people for viewing things differently than you is the moment i dont really care about what you think. so youre a rhaenicent?? great! wonderful! i hope you have fun. you think alicoles are stupid and attack them for shipping? i think you have absolutely no experience in fandom. if a female/male ship is enough to make you fall apart the moment you see it, then youre not going to have a lot of fun being in fandoms later on.

[umbreoncomplex]

can i be honest? im really happy about buck being bisexual. yada yada oh but he didnt kiss eddie. whatever. okay? ive been with this show since that fateful night in january 2018. id seen the previews and ads for the show for a while and so i awaited the night eagerly and watched the premiere episode with my mom. this was 6 years ago, and i was young, and still new to being queer, and to me that was something you kept secret in online chatrooms and fanfiction read in the dead of night. i was young, and maybe trans maybe lesbian. and you weren't supposed to be those things in the "real world". and this is a truth i keep in my mind for a while. and then, i dont remember when, but we are introduced to karen. hens wife. these two become the first queer people ive seen on screen outside of online circles. away from fanfiction and cartoons. and they feel so real. so tangible. and i feel seen. because maybe ive met queer people before. but we were always tucked away into the digital world. this was cable tv. this is what everyone could see. and this meant there were dozens and dozens of people behind the scenes letting this be real. and in that moment i felt everything could be okay. and i found lonestar, i found paul, and by now i was familiar with queer people in media and in real life but paul was a trans man on tv and this was so new to me and once again i felt comforted. felt seen. i smiled when owen helped paul with skincare in that one bathroom scene and it was normal and okay. but heres the thing. these were queer people established from the beginning. and they have always been queer. and i love them for that. i love hen and i love paul and i love carlos and i love tk and i love nancy. but we have never gotten to see discovery yet. and ive been with this franchise 6 years. ive had all these queer headcanons in my head, some big ones i knew could never be true, but that's okay, because i could still imagine them and discuss them with friends and make them real to myself. and while buck being bi was plausible, maybe far more likely to happen than any other headcanon i had, i was familiar with this show. queer identities had been established from the beginning. you knew from the get go if a character would be queer or not. and so i expected this status quo to stay. and yet it didnt. because on the 100th episode of this show thats carried me through these psst few years, buck kissed a man. or more accurately, was kissed by a man. and he wasnt disgusted. wasnt appalled. didnt pull away. he reciprocated. and this wasnt like with tk. this isnt oh haha some guy thinks buck has a crush on him and buck is bewildered because oh! he's obviously straight. this is a kiss. and he kissed back. and when he lets go hes shocked. surprised. but not bothered. this is bucks "oh" moment, even described as such by oliver stark. this is a beginning. this isnt a scene they're going to throw away, but a story theyre starting. and it's going to be something entirely brand new for 911. because now we can see someone grow into their identity. accept it. learn to be themselves proudly. ive loved buck since day 1 of this series, and i cant help but feel proud. and i know he's just a fictional character yada yada who cares. but i care. because ive watched his story for 6 years. his struggle to love himself. to accept he can be desired and cared for. and hes been getting better. but now hes been introduced to something new. and now he must love himself in a new light, learn to love himself through change, and not just as a static personality. and im happy. and i wont stop being happy. and oliver stark said "you were right". and i was. and i cant believe i am. that this story can exist outside of my head. outside of online chatrooms. outside of fanfic. and it feels poetic, to watch buck come into himself in real time like this

[neko-naruto]

top 5 etho ships ? bonus points for any explanation

my personal top five in no particular order, and like, ya gotta understand im still new here (hermitcraft/life series) so my opinions are poised to change, but the current standings are:

Bdubs/Etho/Cleo, i'll be honest, i haven't written or read any clethubs, but i saw some art of them that made my brain shortcircuit. they are femdom, himbo, and twink. i just think that Etho should have two people who are stronger than he is on either side of him at all times, bonus points if you let Cleo be the tallest. Bdubs being super clingy, Etho reluctantly tagging along, and Cleo making sure they don't fucking die because yeah they are god damn idiots sometimes, but they're her idiots. and she loves them. and probably gives them noogies and headlocks them.

Cleo/Etho, their marriage in limlife is so much fucking fun, especially when read under an aro4allo lens. Etho whose been happily married for over a decade watching his friends enter relationships and realizing that he loves differently, he doesn't even love remotely close to how they love, love isn't even the right word. hes scared so he leaves, hes not doing it right and his wife must be upset about it, that must be why everythings crumbling. and Cleo, not giving two shits, because that's her husband and by god they're gonna make it work if he can realize that being absent is whats breaking up their marriage, not showing affection and intimacy differently.

Gem/Etho, as a canadian i am legally obligated to ship this, as a lesbian i love it when men have chaotic gremlin girlfriends who put them in their place. see that one episode of hermicraft wherein Gem beats his ass on repeat and he keeps coming back for more. its like, like theres an unspoken solidarity, 'hey we're the same even though we're not' and they stick with each other. predator/prey dynamic if you go with deer Gem and fox Etho, you also get it with sea monster Gem and fox Etho, except he's the prey and she has the biological advantage instead. also, when paired with the transfemme Etho headcanon we get some yuri which im always down for.

Grian/Etho, this one came to via an Ao3 commenter and i have seen two pieces of fanart for it and like, seven fics. but i still think the dynamic of bird and fox would be fun to work with in writing depending on the bird Grian is hybridized with, especially if Grian is the smaller one. also in limlife??? hello?? Etho, swearing loyalty and promising to be someones sword is not heterosexual behaviour. what they had in limlife, even if brief, had me shaking i'll be real. also, for their hermitcraft dynamic, it'd be hot if i threw Scar into the mix, for flavour.

Pearl/Etho/Tango, consensual workplace relationships make me absolutely insane, it could tear apart their business or bring it further together. they have the kind of dynamic that makes my head absolutely fucking empty, one of those 'i just think theyre neat' kind of ships. the culture clash between each of their species and their own personal tastes, Tango's a blaze and they mate for life, Pearl's a siren and they don't do much for romance, Etho's a fox and they come and go- but they make it happen in spite of that. im working on getting them a canonized Ao3 tag right now, they have such a fun dynamic. also, they fucked in that post office when no one was looking.

tbh these are all really closely tied, and i also have a soft spot for tangtho and the team ties poly. they're all really fun ships, i just really enjoy polyships to be real with ya'll. and the life series and hermitcraft are full of so many possible polyships that its just making me foam at the fucking mouth. sorry boat boys enjoyers, the vision has not yet engulfed me, but hey im a multishipper it might be yet to happen.

[goitale]

tell me something about jesstra that you haven't said before

disclaimer:

i made a post then it got drafted and im so mad bc it was 700 characters long and im so upset ...

UGH LET ME RETYPE IT ALL sorry for the negativity just. augh i cant redo all of it perfectly :( it makes me upset it randomly just disappeared...

itll be long ehehehe hold on!!! HEHEHEE JESSTRA

SOSOOSO (idk what i said prior so im just gonna yap tbh BUT.) þe way þey like,,, idk þeir dynamic is so. þey yearn for eachoþer and when þey have eachoþer its so healing. theyre so honest and dishonest its so!!! þey hurt and þen þey accept it and help eachother. like yes you can be in relationship and have troubles and issues and work þrough it. and petra absolutely needs þat comfort too, and has to let herself be open wiþ jesse multiple times, because she knows it would destroy her to not be open. and jesse supporting petra lets her be EVEN MORE OPEN!! þis is just so. healing to watch. þey hurt so much it heals.

also petra was lowkey alone for the 2-3 years between s1 and s2 and was super distant js like before s1. no wonder she wanted jesse super bad :( she didnt want to be alone again, didnt want to be scared of losing her best friend. þat loneliness of adventurinf jjst camd back after s1 and þey got distant and it HURT.... until jesse was like heyy bbg (LMAO) lets adventure !!! and þey had fun n shi and petra rlly appreciates jesse for it, learning she can trust pookie. and þen after everyþing w þe admin she still has þat one last invite of "hey if u wanna come, come" (like how she wants jesse to come wiþ her in s1 e1 ehehehe) and she was sososo shocked when jesse chased after her if you choose to adventure wiþ her in s2!! like holy cow she wont be alone again þis time. and it lets petra trust jesse fully and theure sucj a duo!!!! petra just adoring jesse, too... esp in start of s2 where she watcjed jesse fight zombies. like. wtf .. gay. and she appreciates whne jesses back on time n stuff. :( i lofe tjem sm.

also also after þe first adventure in s2 perra was gonna go adventure wiþ jack and nurm and vos and absolutely regretted it when jesse knew. bc she assumed þings would be just like before. and she absolutely yearns for þat comfort, knowing jesse wont leave her. and jesse fully supports petra. jesse just, comforts her fully and completely and its sososoo healing for petra especially who never had to worry about þis stability before. þeyre so beautiful, their relationship,,,,, its liek..liek a whole new craft to be able to make þeir relationship so beautifully.

i love jesstra sm!!!

ALSO also also petra would not be easily flustered!!! she would be more like taking the compliments like her joke-ego comments þru þe game :3 (bc ur able to compliment her sometimes). id imagine þeyd boþ flirt w eachother then sparring trying to win the flirt fight HEHEHE!! þem teasing and joking and toying wiþ eachoþer happily and evilly and finally free of worry end of s2,,, þeyre two little bundles of fighting lesbians þat hold hands sometimes and . i love them. þeyre so full of appreciation for eachoþer.

þis, þis is jesstra.

tysm for the ask!

[fvckingwolfstar]

Use Your Words

pairing: fem!john lennon x fem!paul mccartney

summary: Joan and Paul reminisce and freak it

genre: Smut!

wc: 1926

cw: theyre women, this is lesbian smut. oral sex, fingering, teasing, smoking

author’s note: probably won’t be posting much more smut about hozier. I’m hyper fixating on the beatles right now and need them to get freaky as women. I don’t think that’s crazy

masterlist

smut under the cut

Joan closed the door behind her after Paul walked into their shared hotel room. Paulie groaned and fell back on the bed, stretching her arms up over her head, “Long fucking night,” she said with a yawn.

Joan hummed and fell on the bed next to her. “You have your own bed, you know,” Paul teased, her eyes closing as she tried to rest.

“I can’t lie with you after a show, Paulie?” the older girl asked, shoving her side softly. They’ve been touring for a month now, and the cycle of drinking and going to bed with a random groupie was becoming exhausting. George and Ringo went off to the bar while the other two decided to go back to the hotel.

Joan scooted in closer to her, propping her head up on her hand, “Paul,” she prodded, poking her cheek. Paul opened her eyes and tried to glare up at Joan, failing to find the energy to pretend to be angry.

“What, Joan?”

“I got an extra spliff from Bob,” she smiled, “let’s split it.”

Paul considered for a moment, before sitting back up, Joan quickly following. “Alright, let me change then,” Paulie responded offhandedly, walking to the bathroom to change into her pajamas.

Once the door closed, Joan got up and followed in suit, putting her pajamas on.

She comes out a few minutes later with her inky hair thrown into a bun onto the top of her head, an old pair of shorts, and her undershirt on. She looked absolutely beautiful to Joan.

Joan ran her hand through her shoulder length hair, gazing up at her, before remembering what she was meant to do. “Alright then,” she said, going to her suitcase and finding a pair of socks rolled around a small box. She flipped it open and grabbed the joint and lighter. She nodded towards the window, motioning Paul to follow her.

When Paul sat in one of the chairs by the window, Joan handed the joint to her as she opened the window. She plopped down across from her bandmate, watching her light the stick between her lips with ease. She inhaled before pulling it away, looking out the window as she blew out, “Thanks for sharin’, Lenny,” she hummed, passing it to her.

“‘Course,” she hummed, taking it from her, puffing on it herself. Joan looked up at her from under her lashes, “How many blokes have you taken home after a show so far?” she asked.

Paulie shrugged, “Haven’t been counting, not many. I haven’t like most of ‘em, worse than the guys back home,” she chuckled, taking the cigarette back from Joan.

Joan giggled, “Birds, then?”

Paul coughed on the smoke as she said that, “No,” she responded sharply, not trying to entertaining the idea, “What about you, any special blokes?”

Joan shrugged coyly resting her head on her hand and looking towards the window, “Some,” she hummed, looking over at her. “Had a few girls, too,” she admitted.

Paul clenched her jaw, nodding and not trying to respond. Joan could see the flush run to her cheeks, and the way she would play with the ends of her bangs when she was nervous. Joan leaned in, “Do you ever think about it?” she asked.

Paul knew what she was asking, not thinking about being with any girl, but with Joan back when they were younger.

Joan sneaking into Paul’s bedroom late at night, with beers clinking in her bag. They would drink, and joke with each other, Paul trying to quiet Joan when she would get too loud when relaying a story. A few drinks later would lead to closeness, and wandering hands. Joan’s mouth would meet hers, and legs would be pushed between one another.

Paul gazed at Joan who sat across from her, wondering how honest she should be, “Sometimes,” she hummed. She knew it was the right answer when Joan nodded and looked out the window again.

“I think about it too,” she hummed, not specifying how often, “You were so cute, asking me to touch you so politely. Such a nice girl,” she added, acting like what she said wouldn’t have an effect on Paul. Joan smirked when she noticed Paul shift in her seat and reach for the joint. Joan hands it to her and smiles softly.

Paul bit her lip, “You made me ask you, always telling me to use my words.”

“How would I know what you wanted then, love?” she jokes, pushing her hair back behind her ear.

Paul rolled her eyes, “You knew better than I did, just wanted to fuck with me,” she hummed, hitting the joint again before tapping off the ash, and giving it back. She relaxed back into her seat, letting the sweet, heavy feeling fill her body.

Joan finishes the joint and sits it in the ashtray, “I hope you know more about yourself now,” she smiled.

Paul nodded, “A lot changes in five years,” she agreed.

“Why don’t you prove it?” Joan asked quickly, not wanting to let the moment pass.

Paul grinned and stood up. She grabbed Joan’s hand, dragging her to the bed and pushing her down. Joan let out a puff of air, smiling as Paul crowded her space, their chests being pressed together. Joan instinctively pulled the lazy bun out of Paul’s hair, threading her fingers through the soft locks. She leaned up and kissed Paul softly, her tongue swiping on her bottom lip.

Paul opens her mouth and puts her hand on Joan’s jaw, the kiss becoming hungrier. Joan hummed softly, wrapping her arms around her neck. Paul pushed her free hand up Joan’s thin tank top, her hand roaming her side.

Paul kissed down her neck, leaving Joan breathless. “Shit, I missed this. I missed you,” she groaned out honestly.

Paul looked up at her, nodding quickly, her eyes dark. Joan pulled at the hem of Paul’s shirt, begging her to take it off. Paul ignored her in favor of kissing down her exposed collarbone.

Joan pulled at her shirt again desperately. Paul chuckled softly, giving into pettiness, “Use your words, Joanie.”

Joan groaned softly, “Bitch,” she huffed out. Paul laughed again, pulling Joan’s shirt up over her head. Paul looked down and admired her exposed chest. A beautiful pink flush down her small chest.

“Why did we stop doing this?” Paul asked, her fingers running up her sides, stopping at her nipples to pull on them gently.

Joan whined softly, pulling at the hem of her shirt again, “Please, Paulie,” she begged softly, throwing her head back, desperate to see the woman on top of her shirtless.

Paul smiled and leaned down to kiss her softly, “Good job, asking so politely,” she hummed, pulling the shirt up over her head, revealing her chest. Joan’s mouth went dry when she finally laid her eyes on her.

Joan squeezed one of Paul’s tits, humming at the weight in her hand. Her gaze transfixed on her chest, leaning up to suck hickies on her chest, leaving kisses as she moved to suck her other nipple in her mouth.

Paul moaned softly and let her head fall back. She tangled her hands in her hair, mumbling out her name, “Fuck, Joan.”

Joan giggled softly, loving how she was still able to melt Paul. She let one of her hands trace down her exposed side, getting to the waistband of her shorts. Paul panted above her quietly.

Joan pushed her to lay down on her back, settling between her legs, “What do you want me to do?” she asked teasingly, already knowing Paul just wanted to feel Joan on her.

Paul groaned softly wanting to prove to Joan that she can ask for what she wants, “Touch me,” she stated.

Joan smirked, tracing circles into her inner thigh, “Touch you how?”

The younger groaned, before Joan would’ve just touched her, she’s just fucking with Paulie now, “You know what I mean,” she begged.

“I thought you didn’t beg anymore,” she laughed, pulling the waistband down slowly, Paul raising her hips to help her.

“Stop being a bitch, Joanie!” she groaned. Joan laughed, pulling the shorts off and throwing them off the bed.

Joan’s breath hitched when she saw the intoxicating wet patch on her underwear, “I can this once,” she rasped, running her thumb up her through the thin cloth. Paul whined again, steadily getting louder. Joan slipped her finger through the leg holes and pulled them down her long legs.

Paul whined as her cunt was exposed to the cold air. Joan’s thumb found her clit again, rubbing it softly, “You are so good for me,” she hummed softly.

Paul whined quietly as Joan pushed a finger inside of her, “Joan, fuck,” she whined.

Joan pushed in another, feeling the wet heat tighten around her fingers. Joan kissed up her thighs, hearing Paul’s breath hitch.

Paul’s hand grips her hair, trying to pull her in closer. Joan chuckled softly, “If you want something, you have to ask,” she hummed, resisting diving into her inviting cunt.

“Use your mouth, please,” Paul begged out, her voice whiny with lust. Joan hummed and leaned in hastily, flicking her clit with her tongue quickly. Paul’s leg shook around her head, small moans falling from her lips.

Joan sucked the nub into her mouth, humming around her, sending the vibrations through Paul’s body.

Paul gripped her hair tighter, “Joan, fuck thank you,” she whined out, leaning her head back. Joan’s other hand wrapped around Paul’s thigh, pulling her in closer as she sucked harder.

Joan continued her ministrations, humming against her while shoving her fingers deeper inside of her. Paul arched her back as she moaned incoherently. The older could tell when she was close by the way her hips bucked into her face.

Paul’s whines got higher in pitch as she came on Joan’s face. Paul panted softly and pushed Joan’s head away.

Joan leaned back, her fingers sliding out of Paul as she kissed soothingly on her thighs. She looked up at the sweaty and panting woman beneath her and grinned.

“You were so good for me,” she smiled, crawling up to kiss her softly, her chin still glistening.

Paul smiled up at her, her arms coming to wrap around her waist, holding her close. Joan smiled softly, “You okay?”

Paul smiled and kissed her again, deepening it, the heat in the room ramping up again. Joan’s hands tangled in her hair again, gripping it at the root. Paul adjusted Joan’s legs so she was straddling one of her own.

Paul gripped Joan’s hips and pushed her down against her thigh. Joan whined as a shock of electricity shoots through her. The shorts still on her legs adding extra friction.

Paul rubbed Joan up and down her thigh as she panted breathlessly. Paul watched as Joan leaned her head back and moan out as she got closer to the edge.

She picked up the pace of her hips, looking down at Paul as she came with a shout. Joan kissed her roughly, pushing them back onto the bed again. Paul giggled softly, gazing up at her, “You’re so good.”

Joan blushed softly and climbed off of her leg, lying down beside her. Paul grabbed the discarded duvet off of the floor and covered the two of them. She leaned over and grabbed a pack of cigarettes from the bedside table, pulling two out, giving Joan her’s.

Joan wrapped an arm around Paul’s shoulder, “Again in a bit?” she asked

[21stcenturyschizoidfag]

OK SO. HERE IS.. avery 21stcenturyschizoidfags very silly impromptu mewtuals hunger games simulator thingulator post. this thing was fucking long i didnt realise maybe i'm just crazy and beautiful. will post the next bit after

AS A REMINDER HERE IS THE ROSTER.. i didnt really have any specific metric for who i added i just added who i thought would find this funny to be totally honest. and the caroline polacheks mole v azealia banks spoon thing is a reference to this i just find it really funny because i dont personally like caroline polacheks music also i ahve a facial mole like hers too. OK LETS BEGIN. BTW click on the images to see them better :)

da bloodbath

shaan being so scary like halloween time... ANA FUCKING DOWN LIKE STRAIGHT AWAY due to famed non-binary lesbian ally nicolas cage dracula in the movie renfield 2023... papa pavel and baby emilio working together ahh so cutes.. ram said im NOT starving in here. dee plans to FIGHT. everyone else gets the hell out of there

I FUCKING STRANGLED ISA TO DEATH ARE YOU KIDDING ME? ann doing everyone a favor and scaring that mole out of here.. aviv and cassis working together awww so friendlys. Someone gave proxy bombs which is very scary dont trust him with those his icon is the joker for a reason

day one and fallen tributes

dee and pavel each get stuff from one of numerous stans worldwide. mia sneaks up on mr. flow3 while hes busy writing dracula flow 4.. mr cage dracula and my friend olive feeling adventurous. mariam gets craftyyy and ellie wellie is homesick for equestria.. scott is a feminist as expected and scare-ah lives to see another day

cassis doing some tom and jerry stuff to accy OKAYY.. carolines mole uses its connections to caroline polachek proper (its attached to her face -_-) to get UNFAIR support from a stan. Nobody is surprised. BIGENDER TEAMUP from me and shaan.. I dont know how xe can bear to be around me after i STRANGLED ISA. TO DEATH. The oomfs are going hunting.. and then proxy takes my son hunting. I SURE HOPE NOTHING HAPPENS TO MY SON. & we mourn the loss of two souls. gone too soon.. gone too soon

night one

this broke my heart the fact that emilio is having trouble sleeping like EMILIOOO ): I LOVE YOU.. max doing everyone a favor by killing carolines mole BUT with the INCREDIBLY tragic loss of ELLIEEE.. mia and proxy chilling.. vi being an incredible chef and resourceful at that. is anyone surprised (smiles beautifully). the INSANE triple combo death of two incredible gay men and a beautiful and insane bigender. TRAGIC TRAGIC SHIT? Pavel spares the life of mr. flow3. Cassis has a little nap in a tree.. mariam having a mariam moment and ram REFUSING to allow it. mariam LIVES. ann like vi is very skilled in the kitchen and everyone claps and smiles. Me and that FUCKING spoon seem to have hit it off

day two and fallen tributes

emilio, accy & cassis are feeling adventurous asf.. me + olive + ram + sarah decide its time for food innit. AVIV PAVEL DEE AND MIA DIE. JUST LIKE THAT? THEY JUST DIE. THEY JSUT DIED? LIKE THAT. THEYRE DEAD NOW. LIKE BYE EVERYONE THEYRE JUST DEAD? i will mourn them. mariam and max are IN. THE TRENCHES. watch out please.. proxy and mr. flow3 are getting their battle tactics in

Rest in peace to these fucking legends. We lost so many in ONE FUCKING ROUND. so many incredible individuals just gone like that. Greyed out pavel kitten and slay sister callie is making me scream laughing. Scoot and paddington greyed out is like who are these two little scamps. Good lord. GOOD LORD.

night two

Ram is sick what the hell when did that happen. IM IN TEARS OVER MARIAM BEGGING ANOTHER PERSON TO KILL HER. LIKE GIRL I KNOW ITS THE HUNGER GAMES BUT IM IN TEARS RIGHT NOW CAN YOU STOP? & LIKE ASKING MY SON TOO?? trenches. cassis sabotages THE SAD FROWNER scare-ah (maybe its for the best..) A spoon climbs a tree. i would love to see that. mr flow3 and ann also climb trees.. Olive is so focking cold. Dogboy bonding.. theyre giving proxy more fucking explosives i swear to g-d. OK accy looking at the night sky did make me a bit emotional because like he IS an alien.. is he homesick too? im so sorry. they took your ufo away from you to put you in these sick and twisted games..

TO BE CONTINUED..

[pitofpraise]

back to my roots, vocaloid and lesbians save me, save me from myself cydia.. credtz: dividers: @/tsunami-of-tears ocs: @/lutjansnap will to live: vocaloid specifically miku and IU brainrot underthecut:

4 horsemen rotting my brain: magnet, imitation black, lesbians lets be honest and falsettos SPECIFICALLY: thrill of first love.

AUUGH IM SO SICK IN THE HEAD, I LOVE THEM SO MUCH, every brunette every dirty blonde- its them its always been them and the dynamics of wizzer/marvin, how theyre up/at eachothers throat, a "love"/ passion" so intense they arent happy in this universe but in another one they get their happy ending, it ends in hurt/comfort instead of hurt/angst, i have hope and love,, just like,, almost like,, in anothertimeline- *gunshot rings* is this what happiness is? i love them so much that perhaps.. i can make it another day, maybe ill live and be okay, but also i fall to the floor in anguish and grip tightly to the mitski playlist,, this is what happens, this is what you do to me @lutjansnap, i hate you but smooches and kisses, cyris paired with the ssris,, mayhaps i have a chance of living

[sga-owns-my-soul]

omg how could i CHOOSE

Reasons Not To Kiss Him, The Other Atlantis, Lesbian McShep, idk johns gay crisis or something, Johns a shit, and Rodney Gets Adopted

if you wanna just choose a couple you can (and if i accidentally picked a nsfm one you can skip it lol)

fuckin BET

Reasons Not To Kiss Him is a conversion coda fic based off this post, i read it and literally screamed bc it was so mcshep to me. that's it that's all it's literally just that post as a mcshep fic

The Other Atlantis is this idea i had of john getting sent to an alternate atlantis where their sheppard is dead because teyla and ronon killed him for abusing rodney. so canon john is stuck there for like 2 weeks and the entire time the whole city is watching him like theyre waiting for him to give them a reason to kill him and the au rodney is so glad to have a john back even if it's not his john and canon john is so horrified by all of this because he knows *exactly* how close he has come to becoming like that other sheppard and when he finally gets home he refuses to debrief until he can talk to his team and when he tells them, rodney refuses to believe john bc he's So Sure John Would Never hurt him (but plot twist rodney also knows himself and knows that's even if john DID start abusing him, he would let it happen bc attention from john is always worth it which leads to an identity crisis) anyways this was long but i think about this concept like. Daily. so. i could go ON about this fic and the back story for it tbh

Lesbian McShep is exactly what it sounds like- genderbent gay mcshep with femme!john obsessing over butch!rodney and how hot she is

idk johns gay crisis or something is SO FUCKING FUNNY basically john yells at rodney that he's gay out of frustration and then immediately has a heart attack from the stress of Expressing One(1) Honest Emotion and collapses and rodney FREAKS out

Johns a shit is the prompt you gave me(!!) where johns back home for whatever and he sees rodney across the room and he's like THERE HE IS MY SEXY MAN LOOK AT HIM HES SO DELICIOUS I LOVE MY MAN COME HERE RODNEY MUAH even tho he's aroace as fuck bc john is a little shit and wnats to see how many people in his family he can give a heart attack to

Rodney Gets Adopted is about rodney finding A Cat (not the pegasus equivalent, a literal carbon copy of an earth tabby cat) off world and the cat walks over to him and sniffs him once and decides This Is Mine Now and the natives are like sorry if you don't take this cat home it will kill you :// and rodney's like if you try to take this cat from me *i* will kill you

[eparvierr]

hot peace girls dynamics in honor of i got a california king getting 180 hits

harmony/zoey

harmony is cooler than zoey, objectively. yeah she's witty and snarky like zoey, but she's not as arrogant as zoey is (/aff)

so when harmony flirts with zoey, it's a game. and an easy one! she just has to toy with zoey to make the regina george hatchetfield knockoff flustered.

harmony knows what buttons she needs to push to make zoey blush. and zoey absolutely "hates" it, because yeah harmony might be her roommate but that doesnt give her the right to act like that with her! not even when she's...super hot and towering over her and leaning against the doorframs and her voice is low, and zoey's brain feels a little fuzzy, she can't think of a witty comeback or insult so she just stands there, as though in a trance, until harmony smirks and leaves.

this can sorta go both ways once they are actually in an established relationship.

i think when zoey has accepted that she finds harmony hot and is maybe a little bit (incredibly so) in love with her, she embraces the whole "fuzzy head no thoughts just compliments" thing. she's harmony's princess!

a pillow princess.

sorry i couldn't not make that joke. anyway.

she'll tease harmony when she's taking care of some online petitions, try and get her attention, and it usually works every time.

harmony gives her compliments and buys her stuff cause zoey likes to feel special, like a princess, and harmony's happy to oblige.

they're a power couple. a mean lesbian with an even meaner lesbian on a leash like a chihuahua.

hailey/harmony

harmony would kill a man for hailey. she'd absolutely maim someone.

in a town full of stupid assholes and murderers and ape men and a child fighting ring, harmony is the only one that really gets hailey—they're both autistic, but harmony is better at masking and dealing with issues stemming from it (like sensory issues)

she knows what she needs. when hailey has a meltdown, harmony knows how to comfort her. she knows hailey's safe foods.

and hailey knows when harmony is feeling down. comforts her when harmony is upset that no one else seems to care about the planet.

hailey admires harmony, her ability to give people a piece of her mind, and harmony admires hailey for the way her brain works, her ability to show restraint, her knowledge of musical theatre & her passion for it.

theyre each others everything. they love each other, god, they do. it's obvious—every glance, every kiss is full of love.

when hailey feels insecure or anxious because she gets in her head about something, harmony can help her calm down. they're always completely honest with each other

i don't think a lot changed when they got in a romantic relationship. they still take care of each other. they still love each other.

zoey/hailey

zoey and hailey are complicated. because zoey doesn't like being in love with hailey. and hailey doesn't like being in love with zoey.

hailey admires zoey. in a way. she just wished she'd be a little nicer sometimes.

zoey is mean to hailey to keep up the cover of stone cold bitch. but really she's desperately in love with her.

it's a classic toxic homoerotic friendship! zoey wants hailey. hailey wants zoey. zoey can't admit it to herself. hailey is...confused.

she really does care about zoey. she helps her a lot, like with rehearsing lines. she makes zoey tea with honey for her voice. she loves to hear zoey sing.

and even though zoey would never admit it in a hundred years, she's impressed by hailey's acting skills.

i think they just genuinely really like each other. and they get healthier with time, when zoey starts to actually let herself have feelings. she's still kinda a little mean to hailey but not as much, and just because it's in her nature. hailey doesnt mind.

[spiribia]

so basically its like an esteemed knight named Seraph escorting the princess Luna to her Evil Marriage in neighboring kingdom and however unsavory she finds it its deemed necessary to avert what might possibly be a war but then partway along the trip this giant black dog attacks the entourage and kills all the other guards and smashes the shit hell out of Seraph's helmet so Seraph is trying to finish the trip alone through the wilderness with the princess or at least get to another town so they can send the news and get reinforcements but they lost in like the forest and meanwhile the slain royal guard is discovered and people suspect Seraph killed everyone and kidnapped the princess and theyre all like this is why we should never have let a commoner be a highly respected knight and also lets be honest a lesbian if the rumors are true we should never have entrusted her with our princess. and meanwhile Seraph is like limping through the woods and they keep getting randomly attacked by giant black dog encounters that increasingly divert them from their known path and theyre more and more lost in the woods and Seraph is like No i must deliver you to the prince I dont feel guilty it is my duty. meanwhile she keeps losing more and more literal armor. also the dog that attacks them was an escaped royal hound that broke its chain and fled into the forest one day do you know where im going with this. and then its like docile with the princess also. anyway ive been idly gnawing on that thought like a bone for a few days.

[trollocs-ooc]

show us the touys. show us the touys milli.

MY TOUYS!!! Pardon the mess of my table

If u only want to see my collection and main faves do not click read more. If you wish to know all of the Milli LPS lore, click read more. If you dare

i keep all of the accessories here (i somehow managed to only lose 1 ever)

My main ones were these i didnt really gaf about the others

I will now impart to you the life story of every lps i care about

This is Mikey. He is named after the ninja turtle. He is the only "old type" of lps i own, and my first lps ever. I always wanted g2 pets because lpstube inspired a hatred within me for the new ones(they weren't that bad, but let's be honest they were worse), but could never get them because they were already gone.

He is SHY, and for some reason spoke to a poster (card) in his room like it was his mom. Dude had issues. He is the adopted brother of BERNARD, who is a saint Bernard dog. Because i was terrible at names even back then. They were both a part of the mafia.

To the left is Bernard, who is a part of the aforementioned mafia. Next to him is his sworn rival Shades Shepherd (i got them together) and Shades only friend and gay stereotype Justin. Bernard and Shades are enemies because Shades was a policeman(dog? also theyre all teens. Don't ask me how a teen is a cop i have no clue) and also because they both fight over a girl named Suzie who you will see shortly. Suzie likes neither and has a boyfriend (the only accurate thing here i guess 💀 ). Also Shades has a fucking girlfriend already named Savanna

Here is Suzie, to the left. And her bestie Melody to the right. My other aunt got them for me and they were some of my first other Lps. You can see Suzie was the main character because of how fuckin nastily worn down she is. Melody had a crown acessory i immediately lost at my aunts house and could never find ever again because we live in different countries.

Suzie was an aspiring film maker or whatever it is people with cameras do. All she wants to do is film but people won't stop involving her in Highschool drama and it pisses her off to no end. She is in love with Mordecai. Melody is in lesbian love with Penny.

Here is Mordecai and his little sister. He's named after the main character of Life of Revenge, despite them having nothing in common. LOR Mordecai is an edgy abused serial killer, and this Mordecai is a stoner basketball player. He's chill. The first "set" lps i got. I decided retroactively that he is trans, Because yes i think of these as characters with a story

Here is Penny with Melody. As aforementioned they were always lesbians. Yes Even as a kid i made them lesbians. Penny came with the iguana but i never used him because i thought he looked goofy. Im pretty sure her name was not Penny in the show but whatever . Standard shy girl

Here is Savanna, who is Shade's girlfriend. She came in like a mismatched family set, which is why theres a cat there. She was probably meant to be the mom but kids are allergic to roleplaying adult toys so she was also a teen with 4 siblings she took care of on her own i guess. Standard rich mean girl. Technically named after LPS popular Savannah but i never watched it (probably for the best) so not really. Her friend is the penguin

Penguin i Forgot the name of. My sister bought me these for Christmas and i actually cried? Because i wanted g2 lps 💀 Dont come at me please i was a child. Standard mindless follower. Girlfriend to justin despite him being gay for Shades

And these two. I got these two when i was sort of stopping to care for lps but still liked them enough to include them. I don't remember the Zebra's name but her partner's name is Foxy. Foxy is nonbinary. And is also a reluctant participant of the mean girls friend group

anyway if i could write the story today it'd be something like this

Bernard and Shades homoerotically killing each other while everyone watches in abject terror, the lesbains kiss and Mordecai and Suzie are left alone to do whatever the fuck they want with their school life.

[masckarlach]

OC questions tag meme!

THANK U USER FRAY @bg3 FOR TAGGING ME!!

i will be doing only wren bc ill be so honest theyre the only bitch ive developed

under cut :3

Name:

wren!! chose virtue name harmony but doesnt use it bc she thinks its cringe (subject to change throughout game, not Quite sure)

Nickname(s):

tavernkeeps tend to call them birdie or little bird :p other than that, their older sister calls them spots a lot (due to her little boney growths along their forehead and cheeks)

Gender:

wren doesnt think about gender much other than their chest is a nuisance. they dont think abt it in the sense that being a woman isnt something they necessarily like. see themself as similarly with being a man itslike. nonbinary by virtue of genuinely just not percieving themself and not wnating to

Star sign:

copypasting frays explanation here!! im not so good at lore stuff so my answer will be... off!

this is a little difficult because realms lore has changed on this a lot, if i'm correct in my information. from people being blessed by stars or entire consellations to each month actually having a sign in more recent lore. here is a link anyone doing this for realms ocs (like bg3 ocs) can use to figure this out! the lore on stars and consellations in the realms is spotty at best, but this could be helpful if you wanna go that route!

wren was born at the end of marpenoth, a few days from the start of uktar :3 their sign is praying mantis but i dont know what this means

Height:

just wanted to show wrenlach height giff :3

Orientation:

wren themself isnt too sure of this. theyre pretty sure theyre not into men but they like... havent really explored much outside of flirting with everyone they meet. they dont know but i do. trheyre a nonbinary lesbian.

Nationality/Ethnicity:

wrens an Unspecified Tiefling with a human mother born and raised and living pre Worm Abduction in the lower city of baldurs gate

Favourite fruit:

wren likes apples and pears :3 they think they taste like sand but they like the taste of sand

Favourite season:

wren likes whenever its not too hot and not too cold and not too windy and not too polleny. consitution (8) of a sheltered victorian noble child

Favourite flower:

wren likes potato flowers :3 theyve always been more of a herb person than a flower person truth be told

Favourite scent:

freshly baked bread. when its still soft. a little luxury she afforded herself once in a while whilst in baldurs gate, occasionally given as payment for a days work. wren likes the smell of bread.

Coffee, tea, or hot chocolate:

given the lack of monster energies in faerun lets go coffee. she thinks it tastes like pee pee and poo poo but shotguns it bc it makes her buzz

Average hours of sleep:

anywhere between 1 and 24 hours. roll a dice baby.

Dog or cat person:

wrens an equal opportunities animal enjoyer. dogs maybe. bc wren likes birds and cats keep killing her friends

Dream trip:

wren would like to stay home tbh. adventuring has made them grow as a person bc if they had their way theydve stayed curled up with the artifact in an abandoned house theyd found

Favourite fictional character:

the mermaid from the mermaid smut book wyll, wylls dad and shart have read.

Number of blankets they sleep with:

ideally every blanket in existence. they can make do with 1, maybe even none but they will complain abt being cold and the lack of pressure

Random fact:

wren bites their fingers so her hands are always chapped and bleeding

TAGS!!!!!!!!!!

@bigfatlesbian @oyyokat @orkbutch @lesbianshadowheart @atomicbouquet-heart and anyone else who wants 2 :p

[clonehigh-takes]

Uh, okay

Which clone high characters would be dog people and which ones would be cat people, mod?

abe would be a dog person bc i fully agree with last anon

gandhi would definitely be a dog person but also claims hes friends with multiple cats which he is somehow

joan id say a cat person but lets be honest, cats can be pretty cold and joan would love an animal she could cuddle up in bed with, play with and baby, so i say a dog person

JFK’s both, lets be honest, being able to run around and play with a dog who can keep up with his energy would be like heaven to him but also he definitely likes feeling responsible by taking care of the moody little creatures we know as cats, over all a dog person but i still say both

Cleo feels like more of a cat person, like, i can see her liking the affection from a dog but she definitely doesn’t have the energy to keep up with one, and cats can show both affection and be cold, she definitely likes cats because theyre more chill, though, if she sees a dog in public shell be asking the owner to pet it like a little kid

Harriet definitely is a both person full on, shed like training animals most likely and probably really enjoying both being able to take care of them, play with them and going to bed after a long day of school, her pets laying down with her and just chilling in there with her

Confucius, his moms a cat person, definitely, him on the other hand, hes always been a dog person, he like’s asking to pet other peoples’ dogs and he likes to play with them whenever he gets the chance but at the end of the day he cares for his moms cats, he doesn’t hate them in any way, they just aren’t the type of animal that’s compatible with his personality

Frida is anything but a cat or dog person, she definitely has befriended cats and dogs somehow but she also really likes snakes, hamsters, mice, rats, you name an animal, shes probably all for it, she likes the chillness of a lot of animals but she also really like the hyperactivity of some because theyre like little kids and personal headcanon, shes a babysitter and enjoys the job

Tophers a cat person, chill animal, all you have to do is feed, bath and pet it, take out its litter box as well as well as check its health, he also definitely like sleeping in bed next to cats, like trust me, he won’t like hug them or cuddle them but knowing theyre there makes him feel safe

Jesus is a both person. i dont think i need to explain this, it feels obvious to me

Van Gogh, dog person, hed definitely like the friendliness of a dog, hed have someone to hang out with, he definitely would enjoy trying to train a dog, he likes the company and he likes feeling like he has a little friend who will love him forever

Julius, dog person, though hed like the calmness of a cat he definitely likes dogs more, no one will ever know why tho

Marie Antoinette, cat person, loves sassy cats because theyre like her, she finds cats beautiful, has two lesbian cats and she takes pictures of them