#but js KNOW STINK

[lyricamaxxing]

Shoutout to my nonsharing selfshippers who get SOOOO UNBELIEVABLY ANGRY when they see someone else selfshipping w their f/o but they know that harassing is bad so they js block and move on but imagine their f/o is looking at the same person in disgust. Shoutout to my nonsharing selfshippers who are professional yet respectful haters. Fym “number one fan”..? Fym “they love me and only me”..? Fym “I’m their canon partner”..? Our f/o’s r standing right next to us and giving u the stink eye rn.. they do not know who u r

[shroomyv]

ᢉ𐭩-A BIT OF APPRECIATION

Pairing: Mohawk mark (normal AU) x f!reader

Synopsis: you had a long day at work, tired of being unappreciated and annoyed. Your usually annoying boyfriend finally picks up on it and decides to do you a favor to show that he appreciates you and your company~

Warnings: smoking, rain forest pussy, corny dialogue most definitely.

W.C: 1.6k (whew…)

A/n: omg…I’m ngl yall…😭 this may be my worst story ever produced. I’m so fricken sorry dudes and dudettes but I’m so mother freaking exhausted. Hopefully…it’s not to bad? And if it is I can always js delete it. ALSO ALSO!!! Thank you guys for all the support on all my post holy hell. Love u guys thank u thank u. Now imma quit yapping so u can read this bs.

Another grueling day at work knocking the wind out of you. You had finally made it back to your apartment knocking as the door opened.

M! Mark stood at the door smiling as he held it open for you.

“Wow, you look like shit!” He said teasing you before you grabbed his nose pinching it. You honestly weren’t in the mood for antics today—you were truly exhausted.

“AH- GOD DAMN” he yelped in pain before you just kicked off your heels walking right past him. You just face-planted into the couch—melting into it in seconds. He walked over to you as he stood above you waiting for your attention. You weren’t giving it so he moved even closer starting to annoy you.

“Hey…hey…psst…hey…hey you stink…hey…hey…hey…if you don’t respond I’m gonna go blow up the fucking city.” M! Mark just kept bugging and bothering you until you finally looked at him. Your brows were furrowed in anger as you looked like you were about to rip his face off.

His smile finally dropped—he wasn’t cheesing so much now. Now he wanted to actually know what was wrong with you. Usually, you’d come into this house all sunshine and rainbows but today you looked absolutely tossed.

“What’s the matter, lady?” He said as he bent down to your level wanting to be as close as he could so he could at least attempt to get a read on you.

“Nothing…” you said not wanting to answer as you just stuffed your face into the couch cushions

“Bullshit” he replied quickly as he wasn’t taking that crappy old answer. He wanted to know what was wrong.

You rolled your eyes at his foul mouth response but it finally got you to respond with the truth “I’m just tired…they had me doing all these shoots, all these retakes, it was exhausting and “not good enough.” So we have to redo the shoot tomorrow. I’m just fucking tired of not getting appreciated or something.”

“Well…fuck them! They’re fucking pathetic losers or dickheads. I never caught your boss's name either you should tell me his name!” M! Mark's voice raised a bit in anger at your boss's behavior.

You knew if you gave him your boss's name, he’d try to kill him in a heartbeat. You just rolled your eyes shaking your head no, it cheered you up a bit as you started smiling again.

“Finally got a smile out of you again lady. Since nobody else is fucking appreciating you can I do it?” M! Mark said with a grin. He rarely ever asked for anything—you just assumed he was fucking with you again, wanting to get another kick out of your suffering.

“You just wanna fuck with me again don’t you.” You said lifting up softly as you glared at him. If he was fucking around you were in no mood for it.

“I mean…if you let me then sure I want to fuck with you again.” A cocky smirk covered his face as he was at your legs now. He softly rested his face on your thigh—smushing it into the warmth as much as he could. You were honestly a bit surprised at his behavior. However, after the day you had, you’d let that man do anything to please you. Your hand went to his face rubbing it softly as he leaned into it more.

God, you wanted to grab him up and keep him forever already. He could be such a dick head then turn around and act like he was a little angel. You sighed before giving him your answer-

“You have my permission, BUT, I don’t wanna lift a single fucking finger or do anything. I just lay and you worship me like a statue and give me what I want.”

Any other day, M! Mark would argue how that wasn’t fair in the fucking slightest and you’d two just fight for who was on top. Today, however—was his time to shine and please you (even though you were clearly still in charge.)

“Yes ma’am!” He had a kind of aroused excitement in his voice before kissing your thighs furiously. God you loved seeing him like this—pleasing you without any argument. Your hand stroked his hair, rubbing at his Mohawk softly.

His hands snaked at your skirt—pulling it off as quickly as he possibly could. The only thing stopping him from getting to your pussy now was your panties.

“Finally, getting to the good bits” he was practically starving for your pussy and you had just gotten back home not even hours ago.

“Were my thighs not good-“ you said sarcastically trying to fuck with him and use his words against him

“Hey, don’t give me that shit lady. You know what I meant.” He snarled out before sliding your panties off of you as quickly as he could

You were excited for him to start but remembered something…you hadn’t shaved in a little bit.

“Awe wait Mark- I haven’t shaved and-“

He cut you off instantly-

“You think I give a fuck about that? Why the fuck would I care if you shaved or not it’s not like it’s gonna change the taste of your damn pussy” he was swift with a comeback before he finally just ripped off your panties. You were honestly in love with the fact that he just didn’t give a shit—he didn’t judge the shit you were insecure about, he admired it at that.

He finally got to your pussy—he was practically frothing at the mouth already and you two hadn’t even begun. It was honestly turning you on seeing him like this for you. For a second—he wasn’t even trying to eat it. He just sat there in front of it inhaling and taking in the scent.

“Hey hey! Are you gonna eat it or just fucking stare!” You said with an impatient tone using your foot to nudge him. You weren’t just about to be wet and aroused for nothing now.

“Aye- don’t rush, it’s gonna happen regardless!” He snapped back at you before digging in. His tongue softly lapped over your pussy before sliding itself into your hole. You shivered a bit as your body jolted up due to the pleasure. He licked up your slick from your hole before moving onto your clit—sucking it like it was a hard candy.

“Oh! Oh fuck mark! That’s..that’s good!” You huffed out as your hands went to his shoulder’s to try and get any kind of support. He knew he was doing good—so he kept pressing his tongue down harder, making swirls with his tongue on your clit as one of his hands latched onto your thigh. He loved it so much he couldn’t just leave it the hell alone.

“F..fngh- FUCK!” You moaned out frantically as you came. M! mark kept licking at your vagina till you finally said something

“H..hey! I came already what are you doing?”

“Scho?” He said in a muffled voice as his mouth was still full of your pussy. He lifted up on the couch closer to you now as he kicked his pants off. Both of your pants and underwear in a pile on the floor with each other. He lifted your thigh a little bit before sliding himself into your warmth.

“Oh…oh fuck mark…” you moaned out softly as he kissed at your neck

“I’ll take that as I’m doing good and you want me to plow the shit out of you?” M! Mark said with a devilish grin as he began to pick up the pace. He moved in and out of your pussy as best as he could while still being sensitive to your tiredness.

“Oh…oh fuck yes baby. You’re so…fucking tight….” M! Mark moaned out in pleasure as he kept fapping inside of you. He honestly wanted to cum already but he tried to hold back a bit to make it last longer.

You reached your hand to his face as quickly as you could before you’d be jolting again due to the pleasure of your boyfriend snapping his hips into you. His face cupped and cheeks squished as you pulled it down kissing him. Your lipstick covered his lips in a mark before you latched onto his neck keeping him down.

You planted kisses all over his face left and right—you two both struggling to hold back now as you huffed out for dear life. Both your lips fought each other as you kissed roughly. It was absolutely brutal and beautiful as your senses were being attacked. Your tongue rolled over his before letting go to pop a few more kisses on his face to get right back to mouth fucking each other. It was finally enough to make you fucking pop.

“Oh..oh mark…ngh…” you moaned out in pure ecstasy as you cummed tightening around m! Mark's cock as he quickly followed suit

“M…mother fucker…” he choked out before collapsing on top of you and laying on you. You were satisfied with his work and so was.

You two lay in each other arms in satisfaction as you kissed his face more and more while he reached for his pants on the ground. He reached into the pocket—grabbing a cigarette and lighter before lighting it and tossing, the lighter aside.

He inhaled the smoke before blowing it out as he smiled at you.

“That was certainly something…” he said with that devilish grin he always kept on his face before passing you the cigarette letting you have your own puff of it.

“You fucking said it…” your boyfriend covered in your kiss marks, you both covered in sweat, and you were both satisfied in each other’s arms smoking a cigarette. You were grateful that at least this crazy fucker appreciated you.

[miraclemuncher]

When will Fred Weasley ask you out?

tags/warnings. hogwarts setting, sixth year/gof, not beta read

wordcount. ~1100

notes. i need to get better at one shots cause how did i let this drag on to four parts?? i’m js built for the longfic life in an era of oneshots. also this is kinda rushed sorray sorray. also requests are open atm!!

part 1 | part 2 | part 3

You are beyond bloody confused.

To hell with Fred Weasley and his impractical way of expressing himself.

This is all you’ve dreamed of since he purposely knocked over his cauldron to center Snape’s ridicule on himself instead of you. Now that it was actually happening you don’t even know if it’s real.

You choose to skive off the rest of your lessons at least until lunch. You know yourself enough to figure out that you’ll only end up thinking about Fred if you do attend your morning lessons.

Washed off from the lake water, you finally leave your dormitory to get lunch.

Your friends instantly begin pestering you on why you and Fred were missing from the same lesson. He had arrived tardy, soaking wet and now you had damp shower hair.

You fill your mouth with food to avoid answering them.

Thank Merlin they finally shut up for your own good once you force twelve grapes into your mouth.

One of your friends excuses herself and says, “Um, gotta go. There’s a… I’ve got to study!”

After that, one by one your friends all start leaving with a halfassed excuse and stupid grin.

You grow more confused as you watch them file out the Great Hall.

Your questions are answered when that bloody voice speaks up from behind you.

“This seat taken?” Fred says. He takes note of your inability to respond and helps himself to the empty seat.

You spit out the twelve grapes into a bowl as politely and modestly as possible.

Fred reaches over the table and pops a different grape in his mouth. “I didn’t see you in potions,” he says after swallowing.

“I had to shower off the lake muck,” you run a hand through your wet hair. “Speaking of it, you stink.”

Fred smells himself. “You have a point.” He swings his legs over the bench style seats. “If you need me, I’ll be in the showers. Oh! And don’t forget about the chocolates!” He jogged over to a table with his friends.

You see George and Lee punch and shake him out of pride. Alicia and Angelina excitedly look at him with curiosity.

What could they be saying?

You’re still staring when Fred starts leaving the Great Hall. He looks back at you and you’re caught. You don’t know if you have any self respect left to stop staring.

Fred winks at you, then leaves through the grand doors.

Was that invitation to the showers genuine? What did Fred even mean by it?

Like, is Fred saying he’ll meet you by the showers or like, what if he said it just to say? The same way people say, catch you later, ‘cause they’re obviously not gonna be literally catching you

Wait, why are you even still thinking about this?! It’s way past his supposed shower!

Not even that! You should be paying attention to your charms lecture. You knew you should’ve skived off the rest of that day if it was just going to be like this.

Besides that, you feel George, Lee, Angelina, and Alicia stare holes in the back of your head. How did you wind up assigned to a class with all of them except Fred?

An airplane lands on your desk. You push it off and stomp on it.

Then a paper frog leaps onto your desk. It’s too cute to trample, but you also don’t have it in you to unfold it and read whatever they wrote inside.

They win when a paper butterfly flaps over to your desk and settles on your pinky. It promptly unfolded itself right then and there.

The handwriting reads, What’d you tell Fred?

You look over your shoulder to the four Gryffindors. They promptly duck their heads into their charms book to feign disinterest.

Once you turn around you instantly feel their eyes trained on your back. You make a big show of ripping the note to shreds.

They finally take the hint and don’t bother you for the rest of class.

You try to sprint out of class the moment class is dismissed.

“Hey!” George calls after you. You had hoped the crowding corridor would create enough distance. Looking over your shoulder, you see he’s ruthlessly pushing past everyone.

You reluctantly pause and let him catch up to see what he wants. It’s best to end this now rather than later.

“Have you got an answer for Fred yet?” George shouted over the bustle of the corridor.

In confusion you just squint at him.

“Come on, you’ve gotta give him an answer by the end of the day at the very least,” George impatiently whines.

Was he talking about those damn chocolates? “I’ll open them later!” You snap at the same time as the warning bell rings.

“Huh?!”

You roll your eyes and repeat, “I’ll open them later!” Having enough of George’s pestering you irritatingly say, “I’ve got to go now, George. McGonnagall has no tolerance for tardiness.”

He’s finally satisfied with your answer and triumphantly leaves. George gleefully skips over to Lee, Alicia, and Angelina. You watch him relay your answer to them and they jump in unexplainable joy.

That lot is so weird sometimes.

Who cares? You’re about to be late for class!

Fred catches you on your way leaving McGonnagall’s classroom. It’s quite pathetic how you know Fred shouldn’t be anywhere near McGonnagall’s classroom. According to his time tables you’ve memorized during the start of term, his last class is all the way at the Herbology greenhouses.

He smoothly walks beside you and says, “Open to it later, huh? Time’s ticking, y’know.” There’s a hint of desperation hiding in his tease.

You laugh in confusion. “What’re you talking about?”

“I’m just saying you need to be careful,” he shrugs. “People are gonna start thinking you’re stringing me along.”

Okay, now you’re laughing in pure disbelief. “Sorry, I’m stringing you along?” You repeat. “Very funny, Fred.”

“The Yule Ball is mere days away and you’re leaving me hanging.”

… What is Fred implying right now?

You don’t want to assume anything just yet. You’re gonna have to play it safe. Just play it cool, you got this.

And apparently playing it cool must mean stupidly staring at him in confusion. Your mind is completely blank. There’s no actually fucking way Fred is hinting that he wants to take you to the Yule ball.

Fred also passed. You just stare at him with crinkled eyebrows.

Finally, he speaks up. “Oh Merlin, George can’t even be nosy right,” Fred says mostly to himself, running his hands over his face. He starts retreating backwards, “Seriously, open the chocolates already!” He spins around and starts a light jog down the hall.

Once alone, you tear open the wrapped chocolates. Knowing better than to bite into one after they’ve taken a dip into the Great Lake, you instead break the chocolate in uneven halves.

It crackles into a small firework show.

Fireworks sparkling of your favorite colors spell out Will You Go To the Yule Ball With Me?

So that’s what the twins have been causing a ruckus over all day.

When will Fred Weasley ask you out?

Apparently he did it this morning.

[jistagrams]

best interest p.sh

pairing: park sunghoon x fem! reader

warnings: smut, zestyish jokes (Jake and sunghoon are basically In love idk), cursing, unprotected sex (wrap it before u tap it!!), kinda mean? dom sunghoon, pervert sunghoon, slight choking, not proofread, lmk if I missed anything!

minors dni!!

Friday 6:10 pm

what sunghoon didn't expect was to fall in love with you, living together just made him crazy, seeing you walk around in a big tee with just panties under?? yeah. "She won't even let jay hit" sunghoon ranted to his friend on facetime, "maybe shes a virgin and she's saving it for someone special" Jake replied, placing a kiss on his girlfriends head turning off his mic. "I'm someone special!" Hoon whined throwing his phone on his bed, "I guess not to her" Jake turned his mic back on snickering. "Should I fuck her best friend to get revenge.." he started questioning his own existence, hes never been this crazy over someone. did you cast a love spell on him or something? "her best friend is haechan" Jake set up his phone on the table, showing him as he put his headphones on and turning on his console. "ok nevermind. would rather kiss you than fuck haechan" "you would kiss me?" "hell no." "then why say it you got my hopes up" "..jake shut the fuck up" Jake laughs as the light from his computer reflected on his face. "yk what you should do, try and seduce her" he proposed, "that doesn't sound that bad, how would I even do that" sunghoon replies, finally picking his phone up from the bed to walk into the kitchen. "mmm, since y'all live together try walking around like shirtless or like... loudly jerking off??" Jake bit his nails while thinking, "holy shit your gonna make me get a restraining order" sunghoon laughed out loud, hearing the door unlock he quickly hung up and texted Jake "she's home, gonna take ur advice istg if she calls the cops on me you'll never see ur stupid apex acc again."

Friday 8:56 pm

he was nervous, obviously. he wasn't nervous about how he looked, he knew he looked good. he was just nervous on how your reaction would be, he hyped himself up in his room for a bit. doing some pushups till he walked out of his room shirtless knowing your in the kitchen, "yn" he spoke out to you, making you turn around to look at him. "why are u naked" was the first thing you said to him since you got home. "gonna take a shower, u cooking anything?" "Nah, I'm ordering food I'm just in here eating chips", clearly looking unfazed, "should we order something then?" He replied. Walking into the kitchen, sweats hanging low. Showing a obvious bulge, "I'll just get pizza u go take a shower, you stink like sweat" you looked away from his piercing gaze. He chuckled, "mm, ok let me know when the food comes I'll get it" he says while walking away and into the bathroom, quickly locking it and holding his head in his hands.

sunghoon : She won't even look at me 😭😭💔💔💔💔💔😢

Jake : maybe ur js butt ugly.

sunghoon : this is not helping idiot

Jake : did u walk around shirtless 🌚

sunghoon : YES BRO. even wore my baggy jeans to show extra 🤬😡

Jake : what if she's into girls...omg sunghoon I'm cooking here

sunghoon : only thing ur cooking is that burnt ass hair.

Jake : fuck u times 10 😒

sunghoon : u wanna fuck me 🌚

Jake : my gf just saw that msg without seeing the name I hope yn never ends up liking you.

sunghoon : CHILL BRO

he took a shower while blasting music, thinking on what his next plan was. he got out of the shower, black hair dripping water as he wrapped a towel around his waist. he looked in the mirror as he thought of a idea, he picked up his phone as some random rap song played, he took a picture shirtless. Sending it to Jake to confirm if it was cute or not.

sunghoon : *image attached*

Jake : wrong person

sunghoon : u fucking airhead is it cute or not

Jake : oh LMFAOOO

Jake : it's cute, who's it for

sunghoon : baefy yn

Jake : atp send her a dick pic

sunghoon : should i

Jake : yea if u wanna get blocked

as he turned his music off he heard you yelling for him from the living room. He quickly threw on his boxers and sweats, getting out as he put his phone in his pocket. "what's wrong?" He asked standing Infront of you, once again. Wearing baggy sweats but instead of them damn near falling off they are tied with the string. "do u not have any shirts or something, also the pizzas here" you handed him the money for the tip, he grabs it and walks to the door. "thanks" he smiled at the young woman handing him the pizza who was basically drooling. "can I get your number" she sheepishly asked. You looked at them in disgust, looking at the girl as sunghoon laughed and said no. He closed the door, walking back over to you, flopping on the couch and putting the pizza on the table. "why didn't you give her your number?" You asked, "wasn't interested" he shrugged, picking up a piece of pizza. Watching whatever you put on. "Lame."

Saturday 10:43 pm

he was hard. Extremely horny. to the point where he thought he might cum at barely sliding down his shorts. he thought back to the call he had with Jake yesterday, "jerk off loudly, yeah if I wanna be seen as a perv" he scoffed and slid down his shorts and boxers in one go. thinking if he should get off to a picture of you or just some random video on pornhub, he decided on a random video on pornhub. last thing he wants to be is a pervert (even tho he already jerks off to your pictures anyways..) he whined softly as he held his dick in his hand. fuck it. He loaded in on Instagram and stalked your account as his hand slid up and down his shaft. soft moans escaping his throat while looking through your highlights till he found his favorite picture, one of you and him at the beach. bathing suit top hugging your chest so well, making sunghoon's hand go faster on his already red cock, precum dribbling out his slit. His finger accidentally slipping and liking the year old photo. Shit. Shit shit shit. just as he was freaking out his load started shooting out, landing on his black shirt and blankets. his moan was loud, extremely loud. He only realized till after calming down from his high that 1. He sounded like a porn film and 2. He liked your story. He cleaned himself off with the shirt he was wearing, taking it off and throwing it in his laundry basket. Pulling his boxers and shorts up, grabbing another shirt from his drawer. just as he put his shirt on he heard his door swing open, "why you stalking me" you smirked at sunghoon, sitting on his chair in his room. "wasnt stalking you" he side eyed you as he continued to put on his shirt, looking down to notice a cum stain on his shorts cursing to himself, "I needa change my shorts. U gonna stay or what" he asked, looking at you. you turned around in the spin chair, he quickly took off his shorts and grabbed another pair. Putting them on and laying on his bed, "you can look now" he said, picking up his phone to see who texted him. "sunghoon" you called out to him, scooting closer to the bed until you gave up and laid on the bed next to him, "hm?" He replied. Sending a quick text to Jake and going on TikTok, "you should be quieter when you jerk off. not everyone wants to hear that when they wanna call their friend" you smiled at him teasingly as he looked at you before flicking your head with the same hand he used to jerk off with. You got up from his bed and left, sunghoon closed his door with his foot , sending another text to Jake. "Your dead meat."

Thursday 12:29 am

it's been 4 days since he started trying to seduce you, key word. Trying. everytime he jerked off you would just ignore it, same with him walking around in just sweats. he's at the point where he might as well walk around naked, he let our a frustrated sigh as he stood up from his bed. going to your room to get his charger that he lent you a few hours prior, maybe god was on his side or he was just lucky as hell. He opened the door to see you fucking yourself on a dildo. He feels like he could die from happiness right now, you were quick to slide the dildo out of you and cover yourself up. "Oh. My bad" he said, grabbing his charger from your side table. Your face was red, "sunghoon" you quietly called out. "what? ur not done with the charger?" He asked, looking at you covered by your purple sheets. You shook your head, "you wanna help?" you asked, uncovering your body.

Thursday 9:12am

he really has to stop dreaming of you. He woke up hard as shit, all because of that stupid dream. Like he would walk in on your masturbating? Yeah right. He sat up from his bed and groggily walked into the kitchen, he ignored you as he grabbed a water bottle and chugged it. You were quick to notice the very obvious bulge, swallowing your spit while you looked at his back. imagining how it would look after you scratched it during sex. Or how his hands would feel on your body, how his fingers would feel inside of you. Ok yn. Enough of these lewd thoughts. That's your friend your thinking of, your really hot friend. "u wanna make breakfast?" he said, his hot breath on your neck. you felt goosebumps, how did he get behind you so quick? the hell? "not hungry right now so no" you answered, not daring to turn around. "But I'm hungry" he mumbled resting his head on your shoulder. "Make your own food loser" you quickly spoke, moving quick to your room. he smirked to himself, he finally got to you. He's definitely gonna tell Jake about this.

Thursday 5:01 pm

"yn" you hummed as you focused on your show. "Are you a virgin" he asked, you nearly choke on your spit. "What kind of question is that?" You stare at him in shock. Sunghoon shrugged, not looking away from the tv. "Are you?" He asked again. "No sunghoon. I'm not a virgin. Are you?" You spoke with a small attitude in your voice, "nope" he replied, popping the p. "Are you lesbian?" He asked another question. "no. What the hell are these questions??" You shifted your whole body towards him. "So why don't you look my way." He finally looked at you, once again. Staring with a piercing gaze. "What do you mean by that" you know exactly what he means. "Why don't you show any interest in me" the fuck? You always show interest in him, why do you think you wear just shirts around the house? "I do" doesn't seem like it. "I like you yn." He finally expressed his feelings that were making him go insane. "me too" your voice was barley heard, "you like yourself too?" He smiled and chuckled softly. "No I like you too" you smiled back, feeling shy at the sudden confessions. "You know I love you" he said, scooting closer. Holding your face as he pressed a soft kiss on your lips, "I would hope so, why are you saying it so early though" you snickered, "cause I'm about to fuck you like I don't" his smile was so innocent you almost didn't register what he said, he's gonna fuck you like he doesn't? Hell yeah.

Thursday 5:30 pm

your not sure how you ended up in sunghoon's bed, laying on your back as he slurped up your juices. Spewing random shit as he ate you out, "been waiting like...months for this moment" his chin was glistening from eating you out. Sticking two fingers inside to bring you closer to your climax, and you were quick to hit it. Gripping onto his hand that was sliding in and out of you, helping you ride your high out. "that was good huh?" He smiled up at you. giving him a tired nod, he slipped his fingers out of you and sat up. Kissing your lips before sticking his fingers in your mouth to taste yourself, he was different from any other men you've slept with. No man would do this, besides sunghoon apparently. He took his fingers out of your mouth after you sucked them clean, praising you softly as he pulled his boxers down. Slapping his dick on your pussy, "you ready?" You nodded. He entered slowly, groaning out while you pulled him down to hold onto him. Clawing on his back, when he fully bottomed out you realized he was huge. Like 6 inches huge. Sliding back out just to thrust back in, he kept his quite fast pace while you rambled about something he wasn't paying attention to. only thing he was focused on was how good you felt around him, almost too good. "fuck, gonna cum soon if you keep clenching like that" he moaned out, kissing your cheek as he whined and moaned in your ear. "sunghoon" you sighed out, "yeah baby?" he answered. Lifting himself up, keeping his hands on your tits as you rambled about how good he felt. "I know love" he hummed back, sliding out. "doggy style baby" you were quick to get into the position and he was quick to slide right back in, you felt him deeper than you did just a few seconds ago. Arms already weak, making sunghoon hold you up. He was hitting places you didn't even know he could hit, "already fucked out?" He snickered, his hand snaking up to your neck to apply pressure. you immediately felt yourself let go and cum, "i-im cumming" you whined out, holding onto his arm. "I know" He replied, letting you go to fall onto the bed. fucking you harder than he already was, "gonna cum inside n ruin you for every other man" he grunted in your ear,trying to chase his own high. "fuck, taking it so well. who fucks you the best?" He moaned, "y-you" you were extremely sensitive, you felt another climax coming. it came too fast to even warn sunghoon, all he felt was tons of juice on his abs and hips. "Holy shit you just squirted" he spoke in pure shock, still fucking you as he praises you. you were a mess, tears were streaming down your cheeks as sunghoon finally came inside, "m' cumming pretty" he sighed out as he came, rocking his hips slowly. "you did so good for me baby" he slid out and kneeled down, he was quick to latch onto your pussy to clean you up. "w-wait sunghoon" you gasped out, "I'm almost done love" he reassured you, he was right. He had fully cleaned you up and laid down beside you, holding you softly. placing kisses on your face, both of you falling asleep

Friday 10:13 am

yeah. His back does look hot with a bunch of scratch marks. "does your back hurt?" You asked, embarrassed from how many there are. "nah, even if it did I think it would be worth it" he smiled as he poured coffee for you, kissing your forehead and placing a arm around your waist. maybe Jake was right, after all his advice did get sunghoon here.

[the-kr8tor]

Can you pretty please write a bdas one where r gathers the crew up and shows them how to sew a wound the same way she showed Hobie on the island? I think it'd be funny to know the different reactions.

Like, some would be concerned that r js dragged her blade through her palm, some would think r turned crazy, and some would think r's badass. The reasoning for her teaching would be that she realized the crew would be dropping left and right without her. With the fact that they're too reckless sometimes.

Please and thanks Katy!! Love your writing so much and I hope you're doing well 💕💗💜

I miss writing for the pirate sillies 🥹 I hope you like it! ❤️

Pairing: Pirate! Hobie Brown x fem! Reader

Word count: 1.1k

Tags: No use of Y/N, so specific physical description of the reader, pirate AU, reader is a medical professional don't worry, set in my BDAS series. Between the devil and the sea AU, CW blood and injury, spider trio cameo, fluff.

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“Why do we have to go through this again?” Gwen groans as you push her towards the infirmary of the ship.

“Because you're all too reckless and I keep stitching you all up more than a seamstress stitches clothes!” You exclaim as you and Gwen enter the room.

The two of you are met with rambunctious laughter and chatter. A few of the members play around on the surgery table, playing around it and pretending they're doing surgery on Miles, who's laying still on the table. You cringe at the fact that they're holding your precious instruments with their bare hands that still stinks of gunpowder and wood. Hobie, your captain that's supposed to be a role model, chases Pavitr around with a jar of a specimen floating around in fluid. Pav screams, running all over the already small infirmary.

As if things couldn't be worse, James looks through the medicine cabinet while Yuri urges him to drink a mysterious vial that would definitely kill a grown elephant.

You let go of Gwen and shut the door with a resounding slam. It doesn't take much for them to quiet down after seeing the stern look on your face.

Hobie freezes in place, mid chase as he holds the jar above his head. Clearing his throat, he gently places the jar down on the shelf and gestures for everyone to stand to one side of the room. All the while smiling sheepishly at you like a child caught with his hand inside the cookie jar. Or in this case, inside a dead frog floating in amber fluid.

Miles almost staggers as he jumps off the table because of the gauze sticking on his eyelids. Gwen stifles a laugh, heading towards him with a helping hand and tugging the bandage off. You and Hobie share a look from their interaction. Smiling softly at the two lovebirds.

“Right,” you sigh out when everyone is standing to one side of the table while you're on the other end. “I called you in here because— Yuri.” Turning towards the raven haired, you open your palm out to her.

“What?” She says innocently.

You only give her a look, brow raised and fingers opening and closing.

With a sigh and a disgruntled groan, she takes a vial out of her pocket and hands it to you before returning back into the line.

“Good, as I was saying, I called you all in here today to teach you the basics of treating an injured crew member.”

James raises his hand.

“What is it James?”

“We can only treat fellow crew members?” He asks, scratching his cheek.

“No, anyone you want to help, I guess.”

Yuri raises her hand.

“Yes, Yuri?”

“What if I don't want to help them and they're actually a prick?”

You sigh, pinching the bridge of your nose. “I don't know, Yuri, it depends on who you're talking about.”

James raises his hand again, side eyeing Yuri.

You groan, “yes, James?”

“I think she was talking about me.” He points at Yuri accusingly.

“Then she has to help you—”

Hobie raises his hand, smiling from ear to ear.

“Yes, captain?” You warn him with your tone.

“I need to go to the loo.” A resounding guffaw echoes out.

“Oh for fucks sake!” You unsheathe your dagger, showing off the newly sharpened metal.

“Shit, love!” Hobie yelps in shock, but his smile says he's impressed and even proud.

The crew members gasp, some in a panic and some in amusement. Pav was the former, almost looking like he's about to cry at the sight of you holding your dagger right above the back of your hand.

“What're you doin'?” Hobie has his hand reaching towards you, feet slowly inching to your side. “C’mon, love, we were just jokin’”

“Oh, I know. Don't do this on your own.” You shrug as you cut deeply at the back of your hand, wincing at the pain as Hobie rushes to your side and takes the dagger away from you and then grabs your bleeding hand.

“Fuck! Why'd you do that?!” Hobie panics, while the other crew members scream at the blood dripping from your hand down to the floorboards.

“Fucking badass.” Yuri nods in approval together with James who is in awe of the deep cut.

“As a demonstration.” You say calmly, but with the way your jaw tightens, you're in pain. “What—” you hiss as Hobie grips the cut, trying to stop the bleeding. “What are you going to do in this situation?”

“What?!” Gwen bolts over to your shelves to find a clean cloth. “You're fucking bleeding!”

“Exactly,” You say in between clenched teeth. Hobie's petting your hand and murmuring apologies against it. “Hobie, I'm fine.”

“I can see through your hand!” He cries out, eyes glimmering as the ship rocks against the waves.

“Yeah and you're doing great at trying to stop the bleeding.” You praise him, only to be met with a confused look. Turning towards the bewildered crew members and to Pav, who's being held up by Miles lest he falls on his knees. “You're going to need some clean cloth to stop it, or else you're increasing my chance of getting infected.”

“Scuttlebutt, I love you, but what the fuck?” He whisper yells as if he's about to lose his voice.

“I love you too, remember what I taught you back on the island.” You beam at him, kissing the tip of his nose briefly.

Hobie inhales and straightens up like the real captain that he is. “Gwen, the cloth is on your right, inside the top drawer.” Gwen does what she's told, frantically ripping out clean fabric. “Yuri, grab the antiseptic inside that shelf, it's the green jar.” Yuri mocks a salute and then heads towards the shelf. “James, the suture kit is on that table, you can't miss it.”

James rushes to get the needle and thread as Gwen packs your wound with the cloth. “Good on you, Gwen.”

“Don't fucking do that again.” She points at you as Hobie tightens his hold on your wound, effectively stopping the bleeding. You could only smile at her.

“Miles—” Hobie calls for him, only to find that he's holding onto an unconscious Pav whilst fanning his face. “Uh, take care of Pav.”

The captain meets with your eyes as you grin at him. “What's next, captain?”

“Scuttle work for you next week once you're healed.” He threatens, worry still etched on his face as he checks if the blood has stopped flowing out.

“Aww, that's not part of it though.” His grey eyes narrow, a smile curling at the corner of his lips. “I love you, good job.” You say with a lilt, eyes shining bright and alert, a good sign for Hobie.

He clicks his tongue in reply, but he still places a quick kiss on your wrist before laying your hand on the table to continue treating you and in turn teaching the crew. The scuttle work will be worth it now that you have taught them all a valuable lesson that might save someone's life in the future.

If you liked this please check out my pirate au series! 🩵

[naomijoestar]

⋆.ೃ JJBA HEADCANONS ࿔*:･

Masterlist here <3

genre: headcanons

warnings: slight nsfw for mista

characters: bucci gang

notes: i have never done any headcanon posts but i would like to share these with you guys! even tho part 5 isnt my favorite part in the series, its the part i enjoy writing for the most because bucci gang = confort gang <33

Bucci gang headcanons

(this isn’t checked for any spelling mistakes because i got too tired so i’m sorry if there’s any!)

Bruno Bucciarati

- Loves writing poetry, especially about people he knows and his experiences in life; probably keeps his poems in an out-dated leather notebook inside a locked drawer (i also imagine that he hates to share them with anyone because he sees it as something personal, unless it’s with someone he’s been in a relationship with long term)

- Obviously, a comfort cook. He loves feeding the gang home cooked meals after missions

- LOVES THE RAIN! There’s just something about the rain that soothes him, he also really loves the smell outside after a very heavy rain pour

- He often acts like a protective parent to the rest of the gang, and I strongly believe that he has a soft spot for narancia

- I can honestly see bruno sleeping while sitting up very often, like in chairs and sofas. It’s a habit from years of always being on guard

Leone Abbacchio

- A late night drinker, he enjoys sitting by himself with a glass of wine; he is either zoned off or thinking about the past

- He has an EXTENSIVE collection of vinyl records. Prefers listening to older, slower music because it helps him relax

- This man 100% has a secret soft spot for animals and it’s just so cute, stops on the street to pet and feed stray dogs and cats

- Loves italian pastries, if bruno ever buys a tray of pastries he’ll sneak off at night and eat it all, the gang will probably not suspect a thing and blame it on narancia 😭

- Cold shower enjoyer, also likes showering in the morning rather than the afternoon

Giorno Giovanna

- Plant whisperer, has a habit of talking to plants especially when he’s feeling contemplative

- Giorno keeps his surroundings extremely neat, his room is always spotless and he has a specific system for organizing his clothes, accessories etc

- Obviously has a morning routine, likes to be a pretty princess and has very specific products he uses on his skin, also probably brushes his hair 100 times in the morning to keep it “soft and shiny”

- Enjoys silence more than loud spaces, he doesn’t necessarily hate loudness as long as it’s not too much, but he feels way more comfortable with quiet

Guido Mista

- 100% has a happy trail. I. Will. Forever. Live. By. This. There is not a single thing i hate about mistas character design EXCEPT for the fact araki didn’t give him a happy trail. Like this man is definitely very hairy and prefers keeping a bush

- He is superstitious to the core. He never steps on cracks, walks under ladders, and hates when the clock hits 4:44

- A spaghetti specialist, he takes his pasta very seriously, and even tho he doesn’t know how to cook one bit he will always judge a pasta plate

- Actually doesn’t stink that much, but his body odor is something else after missions (bc of the fact i imagine him to be hairy), but when he’s not on a mission he js smells like citrus and a hint of cigarettes

- Contrary to popular belief, i don’t think mista enjoys gun-play🤔 he sees the gun as something to torture and kill his enemies with, so he would rather not imagine his s/o being in a situation like that

Pannacotta Fugo

- Used to love piano when he was a kid, but when he got older he started to resent it because he felt as if it was forced onto him by his parents, a very good pianist but doesn’t really play

- Habitual Knuckle-cracker, unconsciously cracks his knuckles when he’s irritated or thinking too hard

- Fugo takes pride in his suits and is always dressed to impress, can’t stand the idea of his suits being wrinkled and constantly checks his reflection

- Idk why but i can imagine him playing chess mentally against himself in his spare time

- He’s also fluent in several languages and likes to indirectly flex about it, sometimes switches languages in the middle of a sentence and acts like it was an accident but he actually just wants to flex the fact that he’s multilingual

Narancia Ghirga

- LOVESSS 90’s hiphop and 90’s rap, even tho he doesn’t really understand what they’re saying he is obsessed with the flow and the beat, and also really loves the album covers and how cool they look (i wrote this because 90’s hiphop is my favorite genre of music and i can 100% see it being narancias’ too)(also he prefers biggie over tupac)

- Surprisingly good at video games like arcade shooters, easily spends hours playing and if a game contains a daily log-in streak type of thing, he takes it very seriously

- Snores sooooo louddddddd and moves alot in his sleep, if you’re sleeping next him you WILL be getting kicked, also scratches you with his toenails and cold feet to piss you off

- Has a stash of snacks hidden away for himself and hates sharing, sometimes the chocolates get melted and the candies get stuck together bc of how tightly stashed away they are but he doesn’t care and eats them anyways

- Doodles constantly, on anything, napkins, tables, hands you name it, if he has a pen in his hand he will doodle simple cute drawings

- His phone wallpaper is one of kawaii nutella photo things LMAO😭 idk if you guys know what i’m talking about but he thinks they’re so cute because of their big eyes

That was it! I wanted to write more for narancia because i love him and he is my literal son but then this would be too long ;( If you liked this make sure to check out the scenarios i write and don’t be shy to request ones that you’d like me to write in the future <3

[bluerazberrysoda]

riordanverse girls fragrance hcs

can you tell im running out of ideas. its only the girls because i know nothing about mens fragrance

annabeth would wear the pure seduction body spray from victoria's secret. she originally wore cucumber melon from b&bw like since she was little buuut she'd been complaining about smelling the same for some five something years so percy went out of his way to get a new scent for her. he knew nothing about perfume but she prefers the sentiment more than anything and she loves the fruity smell anyways

piper would wear billie eilish no 1 OR fresh cream by philosophy. obvi shes all for affordability and not overconsuming bcoz she grew up in soCal with all dem rich kids but i think her one guilty pleasure is buying bougie perfumes,,,,, shes very choosy about her scent profile and always paranoid about stinking but she still usually js gets whats trendy atm. i think she sticks with the vanilla tho

hazel would wear the harmonist by moon glory. she originally picked up a used travel size at a flea market for a really low price and the honey midtones reminded her soooooo much of shocking by schiaparelli which her mom used to wear with her clients + she loves the florally jasmine smell. haze uses it VERY VERY frugally after being informed of the price,,, frank and reyna have been saving up for her birthday to get her a refill tho ',:)

thalia would wear jontue midnight from revlon. she first got it with luke and annie when they were stinky little homeless kids and she figured she may as well shell out the ten dollars so she didnt smell like garbage all the time,,, she's more than had her share of fancy perfumes but the nostalgia's too strong on the walmart body spray. shes drowning herself in it when she gets the chance

reyna would wear santal dan sha by armani. very serious scent for a very serious lady,,,, i think the sandalwood just fits her really well, and the smell of a deep musky woody scent mixed with cigarette smoke is just so like unexplainably her imo. and i feel like it'd be really prominent like you'd smell it as soon as she enters the room and know its her. i dont have any significant hcs for her im just nutting myself slobbering over reyna again

[ghostyypawzz]

Lmao? Js looking at ur account makes ME wanna die. Ur a sad pathetic lowlife who does nothing but sit on ur ass and type “oH p-p-p-poor me gUyz!1!1!!!!!!!!!!!! 🥺🥺 Have pity, woe is me, i’m so QuIrkYzZzzzzzz and DepResssiiiiIiiIiI!11!1!!!!!!!!!!!! 🥺🥺 I slit my wrists because that’s so kawaii jirai!! Aren’t I soooooooo c-cute???????????? Uwuwuuwuwwuuwwuu” Shut the fuck up already? I bet u don’t even cut that deep. You barely scratch urself and u’ll say “OmGzzzz Guyzzzzzzzzz iM BleeDing OuttTt 😭😭😭😭 Aren’t I so ill?1!1?!1?1???1???” lmao. I’ve read ur posts n I can see why u got groomed becuz ur obv delusional and gullible to think anyone likes u..it’s honestly hilarious. 🤣 Make urself useful n hang urself already. Everyone would b happier! No one likes u n the only reason anyone would talk to u is becuz they want to get a laugh n see what a terrible person u are. The least u could do is b a good artist but that shit is so ass.. I can tell u use urself as a reference becuz there all fat. u ain’t got anarexia, u ain’t got depression, u ain’t got friends, all u got is a sad life lmao. Maybe if u stopped whoring urself out there n not be a slut u wouldn’t get groomed..hope u know I jerked it to ur “vEnT ArT DepReSsiIiIIii” 😇 U deserve to die n be treated like a dog, hope that u realize that!! Disgusting little vermin. Ugly hoe ass bitch with a botched haircut n temu wig with maggots crawling up ur pussy becuz u fucking stink. Everybody hates u, u have no friends. Get off the computer n jump off a building. Kys

uhh

are you doing okay ?? who are you lmao 😭

[symp4nat]

"Don't... I swear."

taylor swift x reader

authors note: okay we got this .... js finished writing this its 11 pm and im so sleepy, swim started playing bc my youtube is glitchy and now im wide awake

summary -defending tay from the golden globes thing

The second you heard the stupid, bald man start to speak, you knew shit would go down. Jo Koy had the fucking audacity to comment on the Barbie movie, which was meaningful and touching. A bald, white man commented on it. No one was surpised.

You were talking with Ryan after the show, just discussing little moments when you felt an arm being wrapped around you. You leaned into the mystery person's arms, although you fully knew it was your girlfriend, based off the smell.

"Hey, stink, wanna go home? Or you wanna go to the after party," you asked.

Your girlfriend sighed and said, "Please..."

-

On the quiet ride home, your girlfriend's hand clutched yours with her head leaning onto your shoulder and your head on hers. She then opened her mouth and said, "Sel told me that these two of our friends hooked up."

You hummed in response. "Oh yeah? Who?" She shrugged, "I'll tell you at home."

Your eyes examined her face. "Are you upset about the Jo Koy thing?"

Her eyes looked at the floor. "He's stupid, we know that, right?" She shrugged and your heart broke into pieces. You then tried to distract her from what was on her mind. "I saw a few videos of you drinking something, was it good? What was it? It'd assume it was wine, was it white or red," you practically interrogated.

When she didn't respond, you decided to grab your phone out. You pulled up the Instagram app and posted a picture of outside the window and captioned it, "u guys were lowk mean to tay tonight, she doesnt deserve any of that, so dont, i swear... yall better fix it 🖕<3"

You then posted it on your story, hoping that the message for across, don't mess with Your Tay, you'd kill them. The car stopped and you opened the door for your girlfriend. Once she had entered the house, you locked the door as she collapsed on the couch. "Go rest, I'll take off your make up soon, promise," you whispered.

"I love you, princess," she said quietly.

"I love you too, Tay," you said as you went to put her blanket into the dryer for added comfort.

[rinrobofiles]

(๑╹ω╹๑) ｡˚ ๑ 🍰🥄 the awaited LM78 rant from a newbie to the lesmis fandom!! good morning!!

( ꩜ ᯅ ꩜;)  how do i even start this . i know ive ranted about how much i love anthony perkins but never actually took the time to watch lm78... okay it was fucking **INCREDIBLE** ALRIGHT?? ok lets start with like. every single detail bc i love just looking at ppl making gayass eye contact ueueueue ᯓ★ (¬`‸´¬) during the toulon era there was. SO MANY GAY TENSION SHIT GOING ON LIKE i swear 2/3 of the film was ab valvert, the french revolution was js. a side dish. which ykw ill take it id do anything to see them kill each other (with affection :3) (⌁° ‸ °⌁) anyways apjavert could NOT STOP LOOKING AT VALJEAN I SWEAR TO GOD. LIKE THE FIRST TIME HE TRIED TO ESCAPE and then was brough to javert's office to get his punishment like. can u just. look at the way javert so casually looks at him and say "foive more years faggot bahahahahaha" and valjean is like gruurughrgurhgrughrg. (btw valjean was ugly as shit during toulon /aff ) and THE SECOND TIME. THE SECOND FUCKING TIME WHEN VALJEAN LITERALLY SWORE HE **WILL** KILL JAVERT AND javert is just like yeah ok thats hot do it again. ദ്ദി(ᵔᗜᵔ) like what. WHAT. ok wait um

TAT CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW PRETTY THIS MAN IS THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE MOVIE. OR NO. BECAUSE IM GOING INSANE OVER APJAVERT(look at his hand, heeeloo?). the way his eyes. just. locks on valjean every time they see each other. ૮ ྀི◞ ⸝⸝ ◟ ྀིა the way its just. the way he literally only asked for valjean's name (yk that one scene, like javert was observing the prisoners from above while they were working - spinning something and he said smth like "whos that 24601" LIKE YEAH HE SPECIFICALLY ASKED FOR VALJEAN. YEAH.) (˶°ㅁ°) !! if that isnt gay i dont know what else is. (˚ ˃̣̣̥⌓˂̣̣̥ ) another thing i find super funny is when valjean was staying at the church?? or wherever the bishop guy was and like when he (vj) was about to leave bro proceeded to kiss the bishop's hand and like i dont have a problem with that. problem is valjean you STINK. everyone stinks a bit back then but GIRL YOU STINK STINK. like even the actor for the bishop guy hesistated to put his hand on your hair lmao you really did look like a fucking beast (girl scared the sister off IT WAS SO FUCKING FUNNY. UGHH(˚ ˃̣̣̥⌓˂̣̣̥ )(˚ ˃̣̣̥⌓˂̣̣̥ )(˚ ˃̣̣̥⌓˂̣̣̥ )(˚ ˃̣̣̥⌓˂̣̣̥ )(˚ ˃̣̣̥⌓˂̣̣̥ )(˚ ˃̣̣̥⌓˂̣̣̥ )(˚ ˃̣̣̥⌓˂̣̣̥ )) GO TAKE A SHOWER YOU STINK. (valjean did, now hes handsome and polished.) ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ the entire movie is liek if you see valjean you WILL see javert observing him seconds later. if not then hes in his office jorking it to the thoughts of valjean. - valjeans working? javert will be there to observe!! (⸝⸝> ᴗ•⸝⸝) - valjeans walking? javert will be there to observe!! (⸝⸝> ᴗ•⸝⸝) - valjeans trying to run away? javert will be right behind!! (⸝⸝> ᴗ•⸝⸝) - valjeans at the revolutionaries' speech or whatever? javert as the cutest spy will be right.....behind....(⸝⸝> ᴗ•⸝⸝)... ૮ ྀི◞ ⸝⸝ ◟ ྀིა ok to M sur M now.. there was a lot going on and um. of course we have dear inspector javert's interest in monsieur la maire "madeleine." HAAHAHAHAH ( ^ω^ ) sori im typing ts on my laptop so the use of emoji is ... nonexistent (Im lazy) BUT STILL!! OF course he was the one that got sent there ... of course he had to be there for his prince valjean ugh i love my princess so much HWAT. ( ꩜ ᯅ ꩜;)  ૮꒰ ྀི >⸝⸝⸝< ྀི꒱ა the cold sweat running down valjean's back when javert came in to introduce himself to the mayor... eueuee valjean was like "oh...its you again ueue..." but he tried to stay cool n stuff ugh it was so cute. i find everything cute. (ᵕ—ᴗ—) and um. javert's doubts too.. that was also cute.. like he swears he had seen that face somewhere before..but to doubt the mayor to be the convict he has been having a crush on!?!?! NO!!!! >:( !!! and so when he finally realizes hes "wrong" (when they found another guy that lowk looks like valjean and thought thats valjean still.....) javert comes to valjean's place to personally apologize... and ask for punishment!~ wawaaa...

( ≧ᗜ≦)𖹭 look at how cute my princess is in this scene...𖹭 his posture.. the way he stands like ughhh.... and valjean being confused but also relieved he isnt on javert's ass anymore its so cute 𖹭𖹭𖹭𖹭𖹭𖹭𖹭𖹭𖹭𖹭𖹭𖹭𖹭 and javert actually felt bad for the ridiculously-handsome-and-fine mayor ... he didnt even shake valjean's hand..T-T i wish they did.. they would literally fuck after. (=^ ◡ ^=) js sayign!!!

(╥‸╥) to the point of wanting to resign... ouh my princess..

(ᵕ—ᴗ—) you ARE MAD!!! your obsession with him is so fucking adorable it makes me go mad too..... (i had to have the subs on bc i was simply too deaf. seriously.) my prince and princess was so cute in this scene... ueueeee also i didnt take any pictures of when someone brought fantine to javert and bro immedietaly took a step back bc eugh. dont bring woman here i like men. ૮₍ ˃ ⤙ ˂ ₎ა (sorry) BUT FOR REALS THOUGH!!!!! and then vajlean had to intervene and he literally told my princess to shut up and go away (he didnt say that but thats what i got so) AND JAVERT DID. of course while sulking like hmph hmph hmhphhmphmh...... and then walks off.. that was adorable.. aaaa o( ˶^▾^˶ )o anyways thats it for NOW. I WILL COME BACK TO TALK ABOUT THE REST OF THIS SHIT LATER ૮˙Ⱉ˙ა ... good morning everyone.. i love my princess I LOVE MY PRINCESS SM!!!!!!

[rafeslittlepup]

also referring to the anal training p!link , rafes the type of guy to randomly realize that other men have been in reader , but he knows she’s never done anal before so he starts easying her into it , js like in the p!link (one in the pink , one in the stink) nd he calls it his hole nd shit . but she literally hates it nd whines about it everytime , so he ends up just switching back nd only does anal during rough sex or from time to time so yeah , that what i thought of during that p!link 😇😇😇😇😇

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i’m creaming

[phinamina]

hey guys kuzaang headcanons.

(most found in my dc server........) 1; ok this MAY seem stupid though i Dont Care if anyone here thinks it is but avatars have like dreams of their memories from their past lives and can get like something close to psychosomatic pain ? The Point is aang getting these nightmares and crap at a sleepover w kuzon nd kuzon comforts him after cuz he woke kuzon up by screaming 2; kuzon would have loved the marble trick (which was replied to with 'kuzon would go beast mode over the marble trick actually' by tumblr user meeyow4419 which i think explains it very well very true.) 3; kuzon cant cook for shit 4; kuzon did NOt believe whatever sozin was sending out he gave each newspaper the stink eye. 5; kuzon taught aang all the fire nation dances and bumi cheered them on in the bg 6; bumi was definitely their wing man 7; we all know therescultural differences between the 4 nations. what i need to see is kuzon explaining things of rthe fire nation that aang doesnt understand and vice versa 8; kuzon kissing each and every one of aangs arrows. thank you 9; physical touch. slinging an arm over each others shoulder, hugging, kissing, holding hands, holding arms, laying on top of each other, putting legs over each other legs, touching knees, standing close to each other, kuzon doesn't know what personal space is!, kicking the others foot to get their attention, leaning into each others space, aang doing/playing with kuzons hair, falling asleep on each other, and more. they are really big on physical affection 10; dancing. just dancing I don't feel the need to elaborate. at festivals, in the kitchen, in the middle of a forest, wherever. just dancing 11; they frequently send letters to each other, and when they started dating there was an occasional love letter in there. 12; kuzaang kinda just happened they never actually were like. date me. they just. started dating I guess. they don't even know when it occured 13: drool when they sleep. 14; they also uh. cuddle when they sleep. kuzons woken up with a wet shirt more than once. he gets embarrassed when he realizes he drooled on his pillow the whole night. actually have an art piece 4 this! https://www.tumblr.com/kitkatperce/748416474997260288/wow-this-is-gay

15; promises that sound oddly like wedding vows. 16; hip hip hooray!!! x LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! (after their first kiss) 17; moles x freckles 18; they share their food w each other. aang splits a lot of fruits (its usually an orange because he somehow always has one on hand) 19; aang gets very giggly and avoids eye contact after like. they kiss on the lips even once. 20; they both still blush like madmen with any physical affection 21; uncontrollable laughter 22; they don't care what time it is if the other is upset they r GOING to comfort them 23; aang sending super intense vibes to kuzon so he dreams of them sharing a sandwich together (im jk) 24; devotion. yeah ur my bsf ofc im in love with you and will find you and hang out with you in every universe. lets kiss 25; they both yap a whole lot but when it comes down to it kuzon loves to listen to aang blabber about absolutely nothing and everything at the same time 26; cheesy nicknames 27; air nomads dont marry but aang doesnt actually mind if kuzon is like 'my husband' or whatever he thinks its super endearing. some ppl say they are too young for marriage and aang has to explain tho LMAO 28; idiots doing idiotic things. get down from that tall ass mountain 29; aang likes to fidget with kuzons hands. kuzon lets him

30; aang ranting to gyatso abt kuzon

31; gyatso finds it so fucking funny when aang gets jealous bcuz aang says “jealousy is not a good thing. let go of it” and he gets all pissy when hes jealous

32. aang at a sleepover with kuzon removing jewelry and stuff basically js getting ready to mimimimi time and kuzon (whos been ready for a lil bit honestly) just watching him lovingly from the bed. sighhh

33. aang saying he doesnt accept long lasting things and kuzon like. oh ok. yoi dont have to. and aangs like can u put it on 4 me….. he only takes it off for the night (and whenever he has a sleepover w kuzon kuzon unclasps it for him)

34. kuzons firebending with aang is super gentle comparitively

[thisisxli]

𝐌𝐇𝐀 𝟒𝐓𝐇 𝐎𝐅 𝐉𝐔𝐋𝐘 - 𝐕𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐱 𝐆𝐍!𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫(𝐚𝐟𝐚𝐛/𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐛)

Rs: Various x GN!Reader(afab/amab)

Warnings: alcohol, beer, adult things

Tags: slightly rushed, everyone is having a good time, Reader is high drunk off their ass, Kirishima x Mina implied, kissing, fluff, spin the bottle, fireworks, 4th of July, happy stuff, Tokoyami is a drinker, Sero's breath stinks, fun, fun, and fun, no angst, aged-up characters(in their late 20s to early 30s)

Summary: Reader and her old classmates from UA catch up for good old times and celebrate the 4th of July, perhaps and preferably getting drunk in the process.

wc: 1.0k

a/n: I wrote this in like 10 mins?? So it's rushed, very sloppy. But I did try my best so I hope you enjoy it. And I know they all live in Japan, not America so they don't celebrate the 4th of July. Buttt, I'm doing this because I want to and because why not. I thought it was a really good idea yk? :) why not? Js pretend they're in America.?? 😅

The group laughs and cheer on a glass of champagne.

"Shit- shit- shit! Go, go," Denki laughs, nearly tripping on his feet when he starts to run, Sero trailing not too far behind him who lit up the upcoming firework. Midoriya and Iida exchange a few words before heading over to the rest of their old class.

"You guys havin' fun?" Midoriya suggests, smiling wider when you all agree with one another. Suddenly, bursts of laughter are heard from Denki and Mina, laughing at the image of Bakugou with a party hat that was forced onto his head. "Fuckin' bastards!" Small explosions spark from his palms, the other two collectively chittering to themselves. "More drinks, anyone?"

You turn to the sound of Uraraka's voice, floating bottles of beers heading over to the group. You all cheer, clinking tips before taking large sips. "Pretty, right?" You take a sip of your beer, smirking, "hell yeah. I don't know who bought these fireworks but we might just get arrested for it." Kirishima chuckles at that, clinking his bottle of beer with yours. "It was Denki and Todoroki who bought it," he states, nearly spitting out your beer. "What? Todoroki?- No, seriously?"

"I'm serious!" He laughs, gulping down his bottle. Mina suddenly appears, tugging at Kirishima's sleeve, "c'mon, let's light the red firework! And I'll see you later on tonight when the party ends, (Y/N)," Mina exclaims, winking at you before dragging off helpless Kirishima. You smile, turning to see Sero and Tokoyami. You snort, cocking a brow at the bird headed man, "didn't take you to be such a drinker, Toko." He grumbles, finishing whatever 4th bottle that night. Sero laughs, a little hazy. "I only drank two! This man is still low-key sobEr," he burps, making you physically recoil and burst out in a cackle. He follows along just as you get dragged into the group Midoriya and Bakugou was in.

You all watch in amazement as fireworks go off, red beautiful ones splattering across the sky and ones that looked like stars or flowers loomed over your faces.

"Let's play Spin The Bottle!" You surprisingly hear Iida suggest with a robotic voice. You share a look with Jirou, 'he is so obviously doing it for Momo,' you both think.

Fireworks nearly deafen your ears as others blow up in the distance, a bottle of beer set in the center of the circle of your old classmates formed in. "Les'gooo," Midoriya burps, "is that alcohol?" You exclaim, laughing when a fat glass bottle of red fireball appears in Hagakure's hands. Starting with Todoroki, of course, he spins the bottle and it lands on... Sero? You make a 'pfft' sound.

They take a shot of the fireball and hug each other like the men they are, Kirishima nodding his head in approval. Now it was Midoriya's turn... who landed on Uraraka. The girls chitter and blush when they see the two flustered and nervous. They shared a quick peck, nonetheless. Now it was Bakugou's, that landed between you and.. Kirishima. "Hey- no! It's-" you cut off with a laugh, "it's leaning towards you, see?!" "No, you!! I don't wanna share a kiss with a man, you go!"

"Alright, shut your trap! One of you just come over here, you damn idiots!" Bakugou raises his voice in annoyance, tapping his foot. He was sort of nervous. You sighed in defeat before crawling your way over to Bakugou, alcohol and beer intoxicating the air and your breaths. You hear a bunch of 'oooo's when you spread apart his connected knees. You lean in agonizingly slow as a joke, of course; you really didn't expect Bakugou to grab your head and roughly smash his lips against yours. Sure, it sort of turned you on but you had to be real, it's Bakugou for gods sake. No way.

You both disconnect with a loud smooch, falling on your butt as he glares down at you with a small smirk. "Shit, whatever," you mutter, crawling back to your place next to cheerful Kirishima.

It was now your turn to light up the fireworks... but you had a hard time trying to switch the lighter on. "Fuck (Y/N)!" Oijiro explains, Sato immediately running away when he thinks you've switched it on. "Fuuck- okay, somebody hand me a shot of fireball!" You shout to the group of adults, biting your tongue down in concentration as you try your best to emit flames from the mechanical object. Immediately, Koda comes carefully rushing to your side with a shot, immediately downing it and setting the glass shot in his hands. He immediately runs away just as you light it up.

"Go, go, go!" You rush Oijiro who's already dashing until you fall on your own two feet. You couldn't get up. Not when you were drunk and delirious, too far in the alcohol invested in your brain as you lay on the floor. "(Y/N)! You dumbass, MOVE!!" Mina jumps up and down as her anxiety spikes. Midoriya immediately rushes to you and carries you on his back, sighing in relief when the firework explode and emits into a beautiful scenery.

"Oops," you burp, earning a shaking head of disapproval from Midoriya. "Fuckin' dumbass," Denki laughs with Oijiro. You bark back at him, punching at the air and squirm on Midoriya's back.

"M-Midoriya," Iida calls out with a drink of alcohol in his hand, his arm wrapped around drunk Momo. "Why aren't you drinking anything? Aren't you h-having fffun?" He slurs, taking another sip from his plastic red cup. Midoriya chuckles, only just a tad bit tipsy. "Well somebody's gotta drive you people home, right?' Iida laughs, blushing into a deeper shade of red when Momo starts to kiss him on his pulse. "Yes! Of- of course! Now if you'll excuse me-" Iida drags Momo off to who knows where, earning an eye roll from Midoriya.

You roll your eyes back as your head polls to the side, resting your head on whoever's shoulder that was next to you. "I love you guys," you say, loud enough for your old classmates to hear.

"Aww! I love you too, (Y/N)!"

"That's sweet, we love you too!"

"I agree."

"Je t'aime!"

"We... love you too..!"

"Aww, shucks..."

You hear someone click their tongue beside you, leaning their head onto yours, "sure, idiot." Well. You hear more fireworks go off, bright colors illuminating your faces. You'll accept that for now. But now, you were just so happy. You were glad you were with the people you loved and cared about.

a/n: I was going to post this in the morning yesterday... But my phone got locked in a trunk of my car along with the keys... but I got it out! But um.. late post.. And back onto hiatus!

[vivaladicamillo]

DRUNK!BRANDON DICAMILLO/GN!READER

im on a roll so ima js write until i cant no more, dico brain rot has been so bad so heres a little dico drabble ;))) enjoyyyyy

WARNINGS: drunkness, alcohol mentioned ofc, dico

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one night you were at home. You and the so called “cky crew” had been friends since highschool, u were in the same grade as jess, ryan and dico so u all js kinda bonded. U were in ur 20s now, things were different bc u guys were adults, parties, drinking, sex, it was more common and less exciting. the guys decided to go out and have a “boys night” leaving u and ur cat alone at home, watching ur favorite movie. u ended up falling asleep on the couch only to be woken up around 3:35am by a loud knock at ur door.

u get up half asleep and wobble to the door, wearing only pajamas. u open the door to find bam, ryan and a very obviously drunk dico clinging onto bam for dear life.

bam giggles “yo you gotta take bran hes fucked!”

bam was also drunk but u can tell not as much

“what…” you says groggily

“js take him hes drooling on me!!!” bam shoved him towards you like a ragdoll and he bumps into you, swaying.

bam and ryan leave, ryan driving them away and now u have a drunk dico in ur home.

“y/nnnbnn hiiii!” he slurs, he gives a big goofy smile, cheeks flushes and eyes dilated, oh yea he was FUCKED alright

“hey brandon r u ok? u need some water?” you ask looking at his face

“hmmm ill take another beer!” he says and laughs

u shake ur head and yawn “here sit down and ill get u some water.”

you walk him over to your couch, sitting him down as u walk to the kitchen.

“ayeee what r we watching??” he gasps “i know what we can watch!! u got masters of the universe recorded oh god…i wanna watch ittt.” he starts to ramble as u run a cup under the tap and fill it up

ur cat gives him the stink eye as it watches him ramble, dico looks at it and starts mocking it jokingly. as soon as u walked in and saw him meowing at ur cat u knew it was over.

“listen im gonna go set up my bed, u can sleep in there if u want, or i cant set u up on the couch, im js exhausted right now.” u chuckle ad he looks at u with that wide eyed stare he always does

“hmmmm ill take the bed!” he puts his finger up and you laugh

“ok, come on big guy lets take u to bed.” you put ur hand on his shoulder, still carrying the water as u guide him to your room. he wraps his arm around you getting really comfortable

“wow i can believe ur taking me to bed…” he smirks going to make an obvious sex joke

“yea my bed, alone.” u smile back

the two of u make it to your room and he watches u make the bed, hands in his pockets, he pulled back and got a lot quieter. you put ur stuffed animals back on your bed and turn to him

“only fit for a king!” u joke and point to the bed, he smiles

“thanks y/n, your the literal best ever, best person ever born, i gotta thank ur mom more often” he chuckles

you nod and go to walk out of the room

“actual wait i have a awkward question…..” he looked a little nervous as she slurred his words

u turn to him and waited for his answer

“wanna sleep together?” he smirked

you stopped and looked at him “what??”

“nonono not like that, i feel bad letting u out on the couch…i dont mind sharing the bed.” he scratched his neck

“u dont have a girlfriend i dont know abt thats gonna jump me for sleeping in the same bed as i right ?” u cross ur arms and smirk, u always had a tiny thing for dico but he was one of ur closest friends, so u kept it underwraps

“i pinky swear!” he holds up his pinky

“fineeee” you agree, he jumps into bed, still fully clothed in jeans and a teeshirt, he even still had hid shoes on!

“BRANDON NO GET UR SHOES OFF MY BED!”

“sorry.” he said in a high pitched voice, taking his shoes off and getting under the covers

you followed suit, getting into bed and making urself comfortable, u felt a little awkward but he was ur best friend so, it wasnt that bad. he fell asleep as soon as his head hit the pillow, u knew from the soft snores behind u. shifting in bed, u turn to face him, his pretty sleeping face abt a foot away from your own. u smiled, he really was cute, in his sleep he ended up cuddling u, well by cuddling lazily wrapping an arm around you and then when u try to wiggle away he got u in a bear grip

u didnt mind, u gave up struggling and gave in to sleep, cuddling into his touch as u urself fell asleep

his soft breaths being ur lullaby

god u loved him

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HOPE U ENJOYEDDD!! new format bc i wanted this to be more of a story than headcanons, i might make something similar with all the cky guys but idk i guess we will find out :))

[lyricamaxxing]

Weird hcs of Tord that I find hot

(Title is a joke. Kinda)

Bro most likely stinks. He got some kinda odor. Either it’s natural body sweat, or it’s because he has been working on some kind of invention or because they rarely shower in the army.

Speaking of stinky he most def has the worst morning breath. The second he wakes up and starts talking to anyone, everyone in the house is screaming like that guy from Spongebob after he smelled Spongebob’s breath. Just “DOOIUUYGGHAAAGJUYGU”

He most def snores. And by snore I mean SNORE. Bro shakes the whole house w his loud ass HOOOONK SHOOOOOO

He probably eats/chews loudly. Even if he’s chewing w his mouth close, u can still hear bro munching and crunching on wtv hes eating 😭😭😭 bro is a professional muncher iykwim…….

He plays COD religiously and it’s a problem. He will be slouching on the couch, pizza on his chest and using only his mouth to eat it, and js locked in on some zombies.

His room is a loser/gooner cave and u can’t tell me it isn’t. It is constantly a mess, bro never cleans up after himself. His walls r covered in posters from those gooner animes to random communist guys in history. He would have a poster of Super Sonico and then a poster of Karl Marx next to it. He also def has communist and Norway flags hanging on the ceiling.

Speaking of his gooner ahh room, he has a whole pc set up for…… things. But he also uses it to play games like COD or smth like that.

SPEAKING OF HIS GAMES AGAIN dudes taste in games is just like his room. He will play the most gooner ass game anyone has ever seen and then start playing Red Dead Redemption right after.

Dude is nocturnal. He will stay up almost all night playing those games on his pc w his back slouched and munching on some chips with the only light being his pc in his dark ass room. How is bro the Red Leader 😭😭🙏🙏

He has the WORST takes ever. He would be watching a straight up masterpiece on the tv and just go, “…. This shit is ass.” Like bros opinions just suck

Ppl say that bc he smokes he probably smoked weed but I lowk just can’t see him greening out. Idk why it just doesn’t suit him for me. I would say that he would probably prefer getting drunk but he doesn’t wanna be like Tom.

Dude is NOT good w kids. He hates kids actually. He GRIMACES at the sound of a crying child. Jk he normally just walks away but he will curse under his breath and thank GOD that he doesn’t have kids of his own. (I write this knowing I gave us a kid in another au. He learns to be a dad dw)

Bro has a huge appetite and somehow gains no weight (fast metabolism shiz). He could eat everything in the fridge and still stay lean somehow

He is so confusing. Like. Nothing he does makes any sense. Not anything in particular thats just how he is. He could be doing anything and u js look at him and wonder “why r u doing that”

There will be more parts to this btw stay tuned

Dattebayo fellas! 😂👊

[patscorner]

https://www.tumblr.com/patscorner/786403014191759360/hi-can-you-write-when-you-have-time-a-kk-harvey?source=share

sorry, I am new to your account I didn’t know you have left😅 take your time. Sorry

youre all good stink, I'm js fucking with you

im not currently writing tho, I got a lot of shit goin on rn