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T-break day one: failed
In related news, I burnt the fucking shit out of my throat.
#i hate that pipe so much#but jesus christ that was something lmfao#hotboxing the bathroom with like three hits jeeeesus#drugs tw
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i havw. one final left to finish. i am SOOOO CLOSE
#well aside from my fucking 9am in class essay on monday. that prof is evil for that. but yk#6 days left of junior year. jesus christ#at this point in this semester alone i have produced something like 84 pages of comic altogether btw.#that number is JUST comics. not including all my OTHER schoolwork that wasnt comic related. lmfao#seq arts minor goes crazy. every day i get closer to giving myself carpal tunnel#personal
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you ever wanna make a post but you just KNOW it'll attract the most annoying people on the internet into your notes
#rimi talks#the urge to speak my truth vs the desire not to have to sigh and block people for being annoying on my activity page#its an opinion of the ''not everything is about bruce wayne'' variety so... you know.#eta well i can't make it now i dont want to make two bitchy posts in a row and the ''im not misogynistic for not caring about women!'' guy.#well. HAD to say something about that one. because jesus fucking christ.#like. also. the ''books that have the same quality as the fanfic you're reading'' find better books lmfao skill issue idiot
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paradise lost update: lucifer just invented guns !!
there were cannons in the war in heaven apparently
#*#have never seen THAT in a doré illustration lmfao#even better raphael (who is narrating this to adam) then turns to the proverbial camera#and goes WHO KNOWS maybe in the future one of your race will invent something like it to plague mankind!!#jesus christ john#PL updates
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Huge day for annoying Rories
#I want to know what historical figure he apparently is !??! I feel like itll pretty funny if revealed...#I assume they can't say it because it will be revealed in his dlc. (Coping)#Its funny I was just looking at the mythology of Odin because of his similarities to Raven like yesterday#And Odin was born before Christ so ...though he is a mythological character and not historical though#But I wouldn't be surprised if in the Guilty Gear universe Odin was just a real guy or something#I need Raven in Strive season 4 please god .#I really dont know how to feel if him being older than jesus is true LMFAO like that's kind of an annoying retcon when so much#previous material establishes he was born in the holy roman empire & was drafted into the war#and thats how he 'died' and discovered he was immortal. Also all of his silly little german man quirks#(scratches head) Ohhhhhh Daisuke Ishiwatari you done this again to my pre-established canon
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“If you just see the artist as a product, how can they do anything creative?”
SUGA for weverse magazine 2021.07.30
#bts#min yoongi#Suga#bts suga#bangtan#bangtan sonyeondan#weverse magazine#official#I was looking for something and this caught my eye#and I’m really glad I read it#the way his mind works man#I really do actually admire him a whole lot#cuz like not to get heavy but he’s living the exact life I wanted for myself#I gave up my dream but I really do see myself in him#and it really does make my heart happy to see someone with my exact goals and dreams in life succeeding where I couldn’t#I’m living vicariously through a kpop idol I will never ever meet lmfao Jesus Christ#I swear I’m not being weird about this#i feel the same affection and fondness for him that I do Jesse Cash actually#when I started college I was not an English major#my first major was business#and I was applying to music schools#cuz I wanted to work in music production#it just… didn’t work out that way#well anyway#my point is I actually find a lot of joy and comfort in this man’s work#as strange as that sounds
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why can you guess tswift lyrics before she sings them. this isnt a good thing to any of you right
#holy fuck hahahaha#god jesus christ this sucks#WHY DOES SHE REPEAT HERSELF#WE HAVE THE CONTEXT QUEEN YOU ALREADY SUGGESTED IT YOU DONT HAVE TO EXPLAIN YOURSELF EVERY SINGLE VERSE#SAY SOMETHING INTERESTING FOR GODS SAKE MAKE IT STOP#^ wrote this last night after listening to maybe a minute of one song lmfao
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Wow turns out there's a reason every lawyer I'd ever met told me "don't be a lawyer."
#seven months into practice#most junior attorney at a litigation boutique#I've never felt more incompetent in my life#I felt pretty on top of things until last month#made a few mistakes and they keep coming#fortunately they're all different mistakes - not making the same ones twice#but jesus fucking christ#I spend probably an hour every day just worrying they're going to get rid of me#also it looks like the senior associate is leaving#which our firm structure is weird#but he's basically the only person in a mentorship role#and I feel like if he leaves I'm actually going to cry#because I feel so lost and the partners are all so busy#also my billing is shit because I'm so sad and stressed I keep just having non billable chunks of my day#which is me stressing out and just feeling bad#which isn't productive at all#stereotypical lawyer lmfao#I keep waking up at 3-4am with nightmares about my cases#I dream about work almost every night#usually fucking something up or getting fired or losing something important#I just want things to feel under control again#not spiraling just beyond my grasp#I've heard this is normal which is helpful in a small way#but consider: knowing it's normal doesn't make the actual feeling less shit
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This just in: being human is weird
#and I mean STRANGE#ive been a human for#jesus christ nearly 19 years#every day i wake up#and i could be in a bad mood#but then im happier when i eat and drink#what in the snickers commercial????#sometimes i laugh bc i get scared or im just awkward#sometimes im like yeah i got this#then im like NO I DO NOT GOT THIS#the littlest shit can either make me happy or make me contemplate taking a long-ass nap#and thats not even going into ALLERGIES#as someone whos hard of hearing my ear will get all funky bc of the WEATHER#everything is connected and all that shit#one minute im crying and then i remember something funny i start laughing#no wonder there's a whole field for understanding people lmfao
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you're beyond help have fun rotting in hell!
HELP I CANT FUCKING BREATHE
#i actually had to bite my hand to shut myself up because it’s two am fhdlahsha#LMFAO#imagine telling someone to go to hell over this#my guy I’m literally begging you to get off the internet and stop caring about who other people are friends with#as an adhd autistic I’m asking you to go the fuck outside and touch something real. have some tea. pet an animal or something#jesus christ.#also I’m 25 queer trans with blue hair and pronouns and I live in the reddest county in my state. did you think this would hurt me??#avg Sunday#the bell tolls for you
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i just think that if "revoking consent is shitty" is your (PUBLICALLY POSTED) response after finding out that someone felt coerced into having sex then the problem really isnt with the person you deeply traumatised. isnt that wild. i just think that if you wmphasize over and over to someone while their partner you peer-pressured is blackout drunk in their lap that they PROMISED to have sex with you for your birthday and WHEN will it finally happen?? that that isnt really letting them consent in the first place. huh. isnt that crazy. i just think that if you feel the need to cry and beg and attempt to trap someone in a labeled relationship for Your Own Security then it isnt that other person's fault for feeling trapped and scared and deeply violated. i just think that if youre publically threatening to kill yourself every single time someone turns you down or says they cant watch a movie with you then it's completely fucking unreasonable to expect them to be in a position to safely and enthusiastically consent while theyre scared and dissociating and worried that if they say no you'll actually do it. really out there i know. i guess IM the crazy one lol
#vv.txt#vent#jesus fucking christ i still cant believe he said revoking consent is shitty. i couldnt consent at ALL you fucking ASSHOLE.#but im the terrible person here of course. for not communicating with him. for letting him cross my boundaries. sure. it's MYYYY fault.#<(said with the deepest sarcasm possible)#the worst part is every guilt trip he tried on me fucking worked.#so glad im in therapy but my appointments are NOT frequent enough lmfao#it doesnt matter how enthusiastic i was before he got to my house. that entire visit was a nightmare and he harassed me for a week afterwar#this is about something from last year lol i love being triggered out of nowhere and having it all come rushing back#lmao im namedropping it FUCK harvey millipedia and block me if ur friends with him <33
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i knew that they had nerfed the world level ascension domain but i don't think they needed to do it That much jesus christ
#maybe i just found it easy because i cheesed it with hyperbloom who can say#also. three five stars in one day was Not something i was expecting lmao#free mona -> keqing at zero pity -> guaranteed kazuha at like 30 pity#it's been a while since i've gotten an early though so i think i was due for one. but still. two is a lot#i can Finally play mona now though. jesus christ i've been waiting a while#tempest's dumb thoughts#i'll leave any thoughts i have on the aq until i've actually finished it because i still haven't gotten through act 1 lmfao#it's Long. i may have been padding out the length by doing loads of exploration too but Still
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this is such a fucking stupid take im sorry but what the actual fuck are you smoking. people talking shit saying things about "americentricism" and how americans are always thinking of themselves? hello? have you been on social media for the past fucking. fifteen years? oscars shit gets insane coverage. met gala shit gets insane coverage. grammys shit, superbowl shit, all of it. all american, all with massive pull on social media, it's basically a total blackout of real news events when these things are happening. even if you don't watch it, the coverage is insane. my entire youtube subscriptions page was full of about 50 different videos of the met gala footage. FROM ONE CHANNEL. and that's just the subscriptions, the home page was worse!
and palestinians have been fucking telling you this btw! there's no conspiracy here, 1srael is just actually doing this! you are not smarter than the rest of us because you have decided that there is no possible way 1srael could be timing their fucking carpet bombings of refugee camps based on when they know, for months and months in advance, exactly when the hashtags on twitter will be #metgala2024 and not #alleyesonrafah.
#shut up!#op turned off replies AND reblogs on this post lmfao#and like yeah OF COURSE theyre doing it all the time#no shit sherlock#but jesus christ fucking alive#do you not realise how much they up the ante as soon as something might be able to eclipse palestinians on social media?
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it's literally so funny how my mom will come to tell me all about how my sister has some guy she's not even dating calling my mom to say he wants to propose and she has soooo many suitors she doesn't even know what to do with meanwhile I had to be sat down and told that I'm a whore who is going to die alone.
#🐇#this was the perfect cherry on top after the day I've had lmfao#I'm gonna go stand in the corner or something for awhile jesus fucking christ
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just came out as trans to my sister HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAIMGOINGTOBESICKHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHASHETOOKITWELLBUTSTILLHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
#jesus christ#fuck#i wish i could tag the word fuck 12 more times#because fuck#a weight off my chest but also another fucking learning curve i have to witness#the mentally ill child who is always struggling with SOMETHING#when ur the one to cause your family so much stress and chaos and now here is another curveball!!!#i’m relieved don’t get me wrong but fuck this is scary#because what if i’m wrong????#and this is just another thing i was confused about???#(i am not wrong and i am not confused but STILL lmfao i would be proving their suspicions right#like oh (redacted legal name) was just confused again. always something with *her*!#anyways i will be fine and i am extremely lucky to have supportive family#but still— some of my lore lied bare on the tl. enjoy it#trans#swampy shitposts
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fellers i dont remember what happened last night but BOY HOWDY I DO NOT FEEL WELL !!!!!!!!!!!!
#tongue#i havent taken any benadryl today#as far as i remember i didnt last night but i also did quite a lot of dumb shit so its not off the table#but my biggest fear is like . if i took Something Else#and i hate posting about this shit bc it looks like im begging for sympathy or something#but im genuinely worried about my health for the first time in like three years#which. jesus christ three years lmfao#but i blocked it out and thats what scares me bc i dont really block shit out lile that esp not meltdowns#SO LIKE WHAT HAPPENED LMFAOOOOO
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