#but jesus Christ this guy

[catfishofoldin99colours]

boy oh boy I get to send my first 'per my last email' response >:)

[justatallstick]

i’m literally going to end it all

[teaboot]

Okay so I'm a security guard, right

And part of why I like my job is cause I'm pretty good at deescalating conflicts without violence or police involvement

And that *might* be because my primary coping mechanism for stress is humor, and if the guy in the uniform isn't stressed out, usually nobody else is either

But anyhow today I witnessed a crime, which 911 had already been called for

And I'm telling the guy, you know, as he's running away, that nobody's gonna touch him, we don't do that here, I don't have any weapons and he can totally walk on out if he wants to

And he gives me this 'go-fuck-yourself" type answer, right? As you do

And I fucking

I fucking. Start danCING

I DONT KNOW WHY

I WAS JUST LIKE "aight guess I'll go fuck myself then, cheerio" AND START FUCKING DANCING

LIKE MY BRAIN WAS LIKE "Cool not being attacked, gotta keep the witnessed calm, gotta stay chill and breezy" AND THE PHYSICAL RESPONSE FOR THAT WAS TO SYART DOING THIS SASSY FUCKING JIG

I DIDNT EVEN REALIZR I WAS FDOUNG IT UNTIL SOMEONE POIU TED IT OUT AFTER

and it all ended fine and the dude is in custody and I get a call from my boss like "Yeah we're gonna need to send footage to police"

AND

FUCKING

THIS IS GOING TO BE SHOWN IN COURT SOMEWHERE

IM DOUNG A SRUPID LITTLE DANCE ON CAMERA AS THIS GUY LOSES HIS MIND AND ITS GONNA BE ON COURT SOMEWHERW

THIS IS THE STUPIDEST FUCKING THING IVE WVER DONE

I HATE MYSELFD

[sinverse]

finally watching supernatural (yes, in the year 2024) and god you destiel girls weren’t lying huh

they really ARE that gay

[blueskittlesart]

returning to my roots (modern loz)

[mmmairon]

I fear my hands may always be stained red

[kocoloco]

Jesus and Judas

when your partner reads u 15 paragraphs of a catholic prayer about being gay for Jesus it gives you inspiration apparently. (We love gay people here)

also just realized I haven’t like, posted art on here for a while, chat should I do it more?

I have and never will read the epilogues, but beyond canon is, intriguing, mayhaps. I need gay people team.

EDIT:

Boom, get fucking advertised, big post, might as well show this for its good cause of charity people.

[bedforddanes75]

im not american but some of you guys are just fucking stupid ong what do you MEAN youre not gna vote because you disagree with like one part of what youre voting for. like okay me when im fucking thick

[glitchven]

Them♡ (click for better quality)

Heres a version w butterflys and w/o shadows

[pianotrees]

Christ without HRT is just cis.

Trans Jesus confirmed

[buglaur]

i love the seasonal outfits mod so much

[vexx-the-egg]

Laios is absolutely that kid at the sleepover who's the only one awake and won't stop asking you if you've ever wondered what human flesh taste like.

[saintaviator]

something something gman tommy something something gordon in stasis. you know how it is.

[cowboythewizard726]

woah-ho-ho-dude don't mean to alarm you or anything but has anyone ever told you that you've got some pretty beautiful majestic gorgeous eyes right there just a pair of completely absolutely striking ocular organs you've got in there man like jesus those are some pretty stunning irises dude like wow man

[merricatblckwood]

This scene is keeping me up at night, why are they checking each other out like that? Especially Daniel? Mate you're interviewing Louis de Pointe du Lac, he's talking to you, why are you looking at his husband instead? with the smallest hint of a smile? why are his eyes going doown I'm tired

[gemharvest]

(id in alt - do not repost my art)

It's Pico, yeah, yeah, go Pico, uh.