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stealingpotatoes · 5 months ago

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tried to tell my faithful eunuch Tucker that he was basically tumblr famous, but he was too focused on defending the homestead to care

#id add this to the main post (OVER 100K WHAT???) but its already too long so new post ig loll #adventures of normalgirl #self potes-trait #(for tooth context he had to have his teeth taken out a few months ago bc they were trying to kill him) (but hes fine now)#also i actually made a slight effort with the shakespearean this time instead of picking words by vibe <3 #lady normalgirl and her eunuch #10k #my doods #20k

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magentasnail · 8 months ago

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long distance

#if you saw me posting this already no you didn't #i accidently made it rtl and noticed too late #so you should totally support this post to make up for my mistake #anyway #long distance relationship #long distance #my art #artist #artists on tumblr #i miss him

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wintersnails · 5 months ago

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early seasons of House MD are so precious to me. House shifts between being prickly and doing soft little things because he hasn’t refined his persona into a suit of armor yet. Cuddy manages to be gorgeous in the most dubious pantsuits imaginable, Wilson is written like a two-dimensional female side-character who’s only there to show cleavage (aka cheekbone) and then leave. Foreman is ready to fistfight House on his very first day of work and Cameron still thinks she can change the moral trajectory of everyone around her through sheer perseverance. Chase is there to be Australian and have Catholic issues and daddy issues and malpractice issues and blackmail issues.

#seasons 1-3 my beloved #sorry it has been pointed out that a forgot Chase’s fatphobia issues #but honestly the list was getting too long already #eric foreman #allison cameron #lisa cuddy #james wilson #house md

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mythicalcoolkid · 10 months ago

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You don't wish your disability was worse or more visible, you wish your disability was taken seriously. Please stop confusing the two, I guarantee you would not get the support you need JUST by being more severe or more visible. Please listen to visibly disabled people when we tell you it isn't better on our side

#m/cc #mine #I tried extremely hard to word this nicely because I KNOW people don't mean bad and often even know there are unique challenges #and believe me I know the challenges of invisible disability too!!#I have invisible disabilities!#but as someone who has also been at least visibly 'off' since they were 10 I am SO SICK of invisible disabilities being hailed as like #a unique extra oppression that us lucky visibly disabled people don't have to deal with #there are challenges to invisible disabilities that visibly disabled people DON'T have to deal with!#but you need to understand that *the reverse is also true*#there are MASSIVE benefits to being able to lie about your disability for example #or not dealing with the overt ableism that comes with your disability being obvious to everyone #*I do not have the option to pretend I'm not disabled.* that is never an option I have #I walk weirdly. I use a mobility aid now. my speech and face are 'off.' I lean to one side #for a long time I wore sunglasses 24/7 and often didn't make sense. I sometimes can't speak or won't react to others #for the most part people will always know that at the very least something is wrong with me #and more obviously I have people telling me they'll pray for me; telling me I can't do things I'm already in the process of doing;#wanting to shake my hand to tell me I'm an inspiration for not killing myself; giving me dirty looks for existing in public #and yes. I'm aware that this is very much an in-community issue. I know the average abled person doesn't know invisible disabilities exist #that's why there's so much awareness happening for it #but as a visibly disabled person I get SO TIRED of constantly hearing 'I wish my disability was visible :'('#it's just 'I wish I had your disability!' but from other disabled people

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incredubious · 11 months ago

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MODERN AU ACESAN !!!! first impressions with a guy who barely passes the No Shoes No Shirt No Service rule

#acesan #one piece #portgas d ace #sanji #monkey d luffy #comic #ive been meaning to make this comic for like a year Btw. and it got stunted for 6 months cuz I couldn't get past a part that was like #Slightly too ooc for my liking without fuckin up the whole thing even tho its already stupid as is ANYWAY. SOLVED IT OBVIOUSLY so yaaay #i spent so long on it and it still had mistakes. but gues what I Fucking Ball #also initially posting this on twitter was such a headache because the alt text limit is so Small so i was like ok Fuck My Life i guess #anyway. blow s a kiss to the crowd. Enjoy my insanity

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eshithepetty · 10 days ago

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Was just wondering how ENA would paint her nails exactly... considering, y'know, the whole hand situation lol

[ID: colored doodles of Coral Glasses painting ENA's nails. ENA is in her usual outfit, just without the hat, but Coral is seen with a gray tank top and black pants, red bra visible underneath, her hair tied up in a bun. On the first doodle, they are lying on the ground as Coral holds ENA's clawed hand and paints it, tongue sticking out and ENA watching with slightly wide eyes and a small blush. Next, there are three shots of that hand painted with bright pink nail polish: 1) only small spots where the nails 'would' be, 2) painted tips of the claws, and 3) the whole last segment of her claws painted. Beneath them, it says, "which one is best?". Then, the last doodles are of them kneeling, Coral holding ENA's mitten hand and asking, "how do you want to paint this one?", and then a doodle of ENA holding up her hands as she blushes and looks to the side, embarrassed, her white hand being painted as was shown in the 3rd variant, and her red mitten having a pale yellow heart painted on it, along with the thumb's 'nail' being painted. End ID.]

Bonus: said hand situation also makes it kinda hard for either the slippery mechanical claws Or soft clumsy mitten to do the job.... but she's got the spirit ;^^

[ID: In the first drawing, ENA is kneeling and meticulously trying to paint Coral's nails using her clawed hand, it shaking, her hair a bit disheveled and her expression frustrated, while Coral smiles sheepishly. In the second drawing, Coral has her arm around ENA's shoulders, who is hiding her face in her hands, blushing, as Coral smiles, eye squinted closed, as she says "I like them!". Her nails, which are painted cyan, are noticeably messy and smudged, a little of the polish also having ended up on ENA's mitten hand. End ID.]

#ena dream bbq #worker ena #coral glasses #fanart #corena #coralena #(but you can see this as platonic if you like!! ena is blushing cause she's not used to touch and affection lol)#art #my own art #edbbq #my own post #described #also i considered the idea of ENA wearing more casual clothing like Coral is here #but then i went. no..... shes too much of a freak for that. girl would NOT know proper sleepover etiquette lol.#the work uniform stays ON during girl night!!!#also sorry that this post is kinda long 😭 i dont wanna put anything under readmore and i am NOT removing/undersizing the ids #edit: I FORGOT CORAL'S ARM HAIR IN THE 2ND PIC.. i fixed it quickly but one person already managed to reblog it 😭 oh well #thank you that one person nonetheless!!!

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dem0nyo · 3 months ago

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♡ AMIHAN HAIR ♡

late valentines, i suppose? this has been a wip since last year but i finally got around to finishing it this week. i ran into a few issues that i almost gave up on it but it's been so long since my last upload and i wanted to share something before February ends so here it is! i drew the scalp textures from scratch in Photoshop (using one of the braids from GT as a reference) so it took ages. it's not perfect but i quite like it, hope you do too <3

inspo ♡

BGC

toddler-elder!

feminine frame

24 EA swatches + 17 extras, 15 EA swatches for the toddler and child versions

NOT hat compatible

all LODs, all maps

21034 polys

playtested :)

DOWNLOAD: Patreon (free) | SFS

as always, lmk if there are any issues!

#ts4cc #s4cc #sims 4 cc #sims4cc #ts4 custom content #ts4cc hair #ts4 maxis match #🖤#pls don't look at the back for too long #esp the blonde swatches #the lower braids are brighter than the rest #i realized that far too late 😭#uv mapping this thing was a bit of a nightmare and i already converted it for toddlers and kids #but if it bothers u pls lmk so i can tweak it a bit #also i just started experimenting with my previews #not sure if i like using renders but these ones took a long time so might as well use them #if i could just figure out how to do outlines in blender that don't look like ass and mimic the reshade comic.fx look i might like it more

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chocobje · 5 months ago

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This took way too long for a comic that's supposed to be self-indulgent and quick,, Apologies if the chat bubbles are confusing on who's talkin..

Anyway another comic for my AU! I'm not sorry for the lack of background cause I really wanted to just focus on the dialogue lawl

Extra doodles I did while making the comic if ya'll want some of it:

#During the process of making this it reminded me why I'd rather stick to making short comics than a full series #my artstyle losing and gaining quality each panel over and over #this isn't even fully shaded and i already took way too long for my taste #Anyway another session of me yapping in tags #it's the fact i had to post this in my laptop and not my phone cause of the photo limit #which i didn't even know Tumblr had #not too happy with the results maybe i should've not coloured this help #hope it's okay ajkds #field research au #dandys world #dandy's world #dandys world fanart #dandys world sprout #dandys world au #dandys world brightney #dandys world connie #dandys world goob #dandys world looey #ronu's artwork

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vos0q · 3 months ago

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“I’ll dice em up-de gozaru!”

#monkey d luffy #one piece #wano arc #wano luffy #udon Luffy #HES EXTRA GORGEOUS IN THIS ARC WHAT #Udon udon udon….#illustration #luffytaro #I knew he was already really pretty in this arc (I own a wano luffy fig)#but ig I didn’t truly get it until I watched the episodes properly #waited soooooo long to watch the rest of the arc cuz I don’t like watching it weekly/being too caught up

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98chao · 2 months ago

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ever told a lie? then we've already met!

shadowvanilla week - day 3: truth/lies

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floccinaucinihilipilificationa · 2 years ago

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#good omens #´hello friends!! how are you!!#I hope you're doing well! ( ´ ▽ ` )#I have a big cough but otherwise I am good! It's nothign bad I am just very slimey #usually I am not a cough person I am not sure where this is coming from #most of the time I just get a stuffy nose #has my nose gotten stronger #but there are good news too I have already found a VERY good chestnut to put into my pocket this autumn!! its very small! (❁´▽`❁)#it's been a very warm autumn in Germany so far so it has not really felt like fall yet #but yesterday it was all rainy and stormy and I had two new books and it was the best day possible to have a slimey cough (:#and now I feel SO much autumn I am close to buying a set of window colors #I do not know what I would to with the window colors I just have this strong urge in me to buy a window color set #the last time I did a window color was at the birtday of a class mate I think she turned 9 and I made a deer #but for some reason we did this craft 5 minutes before we all had to leave so we had to carry our window color deer home wet #unfortunatly for the deer and me I fell down the stairs of her house and smeared the deer all over me and i screamed the entire drive home #which wasn't very long but it probably felt very long for the mother who had a screaming child covered in window color deer inside her car

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xitsensunmoon · 4 months ago

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You'd think after getting your dear daycare attendant out of the Pizzaplex you would live happily ever after, hm?

look who changed their mind to post the whole thing together oops

#my art #moondrop #fnaf moondrop #fnaf moon #moondrop fnaf #moon fnaf #moon x reader #moondrop x reader #as much as they hate being treated this way #you matter more #they are already happier than before #because you're here. close #they wish you could be happier‚ too #while you can't understand how someone is so willing to give up their personhood #you refuse to understand. refuse to let it go. they deserve so much better #and after you're gone #spending your life fighting for your loved ones #they get passed into different hands #from home to home #like properly you didn't want them to be #but they couldn't leave the work of your whole life to go to waste #and now? that it's finally done?#what can they even do?#They wouldn't even know what to do with themselves after the law is in place #because they didn't do it for themselves to begin with #you wanted then to live like people after you pass. how unfortunate #but what is properly without an owner if not a person without a sense of purpose?#long post

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tawnysoup · 3 months ago

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it's time to study some ancestral history. here's my first attempt at animalifying an isat character, he is known as the isabeastie and he predates every critter!!! my brain still registered this design as something i drew "the other day" that id been meaning to post somewhere? i made him in APRIL? LAST YEAR???

anyway. 'e's a beastie :) if u were ever thinking "love isabird but i wish he was some kind of huge dangerous animal who could curl around me all comfy" then here u go this is for u

#this is not the first time ive wildly misunderstood how long its been since i drew something i meant to post #so maybe this'll be the first of a few uploads of old art i never got to? who knows. most of it was already uploaded in my anniversary post #but there's clearly still surprises. i never showed anyone isabeastie????#anyway the bottom art is newer. the post felt a little naked with just 1 artwork in it #right after i showed some friends this i had return fire art of isabeastie shot at me. and gosh i hope they share here too #sniles!!!! sniles about it!!!! plz enjoy my funny big-cat bear badger dog hybrid beastie thingy!!!! isabeau beast!!!! isabeastie!!!!#cat who wears pants!!!!!#isat #isabeastie #isat isabeau #my art

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 3 months ago

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Something Old, Something New.

[First] Prev <–-> Next

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #a-yuan #Hey now! It's been a long while since we've seen that hair style!#Something old - in the way you see a little glimpse of a boy that died a long time ago #Something new in a man who has a new direction and purpose. Somehow it is still you. But you can't ever be that *you* again.#I think grief comes from a mourning of futures we lost. We associate it with love-#-but what else do we mourn if not the future we had with them? So too do we feel grief over the future our past self once hoped for.#I love the radish extra because it is so sweet and so full of small sorrows.#WWX is as playful as always with A-Yuan but there is a constant presence of how he no longer sees a future for himself.#Be it in the way he talks about the impossibility of him having children.#Or in the way he creates this silly and artificial game of helping A-yuan grow-up faster.#It's always about the moment to moment with him. Tomorrow isn't guaranteed.#His major hubris moment has yet to come but I would strongly argue that the seeds of doubt were already gestating.#It might be a bit of a 'ship tease' moment when WWX comments that his idea kid would be more like LWJ than himself -#But I consider it to be a true (if unconscious) sentiment that he sees himself as having gone down the wrong path.#It's not a 'I want LWJ to have my kids' moment. It's an 'if I were to have kid - I'd want them to never know what I went through.'#WWX is the parent that breaks the cycle. He walked for 10km through the corpse piles everyday and by god he's driving you to school.#LWJ is also a cycle breaker parent but in the opposite direction. He packs chocolate chip cookies and extra snacks in your bag.

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krysmcscience · 1 year ago

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Call this the Whoopsie AU (it's barely an AU)

I mean. Narinder never explicitly SAID the Lamb would stay dead... :3c He probably should have been more specific. >:3c

Part Two:

Well. The Lamb tried, but...sorry, Nari, the crown hates you now. Shouldn't have been so quick to lend it out, I guess. :D

Aaaand Part Three:

'Isn't he just adorable?' -The Lamb, probably, while their followers smile and nod and internally scream at the brand new hellcat they now have to share living space with...

Anyway, nothing says 'Dead To Me' like following a person around to loudly remind them of how dead they are to you. Right? Right. Narinder's got this all figured out. <:]

#fanart #comics #cult of the lamb #cotl #narilamb #cotl lamb #cotl narinder #cotl yellow cat #this is my headcanon and i'm sticking to it #the lamb is a goofy stabby-babby goober and narinder is just a grumpy asshole who constantly velcroes onto them for hella snuggles #look - if you've been trapped in the afterlife void for over a thousand years - you are GONNA want a fuckton of snuggles #that's just science #the scribble comic i did with narinder and the yellow cat can technically work as part four i guess #only instead of the lamb Going Gremlin at the attempt to steal their other followers' devotion #they just comin' at him for Rad Cuddles OuO #someday i will draw these two with the proper height difference i imagine them having #today is not that day #today is also not the day i pin down exactly how long i want narinder's tail to be #(but i want it to be Very Long - just because)#there are inconsistencies here and there and probably some mistakes but i have been working on these for a week and i am So Tired guys #EDIT: haha yeah i forgot to color in narinder's fukken ears again #fuk :)#EDIT 2: i fixed it but it's probably too late at this point lmao #EDIT 3: THE LAMB'S FUKKEN HORNS JFC #i am not editing this thing anymore cuz i need sleep and the mistakes are already out there *dies of artist mortification*

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chloesimaginationthings · 1 year ago

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FNAF movie Mike meets Jeremy Fitzgerald

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