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leofrith thesis statement. btw.




#going fucking crazyyyy about this forever!!!#i'm gonna be honest. i don't remember if ivarr actually refers to him as a dog or if i'm just making that up because i want it to be true#but it's real to meeeeeeee#burgred DOES call him a loyal rat in one of his notes but that's just not as fun#leofrith who sees himself as burgred's attack dog first and foremost#to the point where he feels completely untethered from any sense of identity once that's gone#i'm gonna start biting people (and so is he!!)#ky posts text#ac.txt
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cw: churned out another hyperspecific scenario instead of putting my indulgent makeout fantasies onto paper, oopsie poopsie😔sorry for the angst mixed with your silliness, it will happen again. lightly beta’d (thanks @jessamine-rose). established relationship shenanigans++some headcanoning on jamil's home life when he was a kid.
jamil viper is not your go-to person for home movie dates. whatever you put on, he's out like a light by the thirty minute mark.
unless he's with kalim. then he can slog through a feature-length film with his eyes closed. the guy's constant chattering could surprisingly be processed through the haze of jamil's light nap.
of course, you're quick to notice this little quirk of his. it's routine that you offer your lap as a headrest instead of your shoulder.
"i-if you're comfortable with doing that, that is." you hastily add, suddenly unable to meet his gaze.
and like clockwork, he can't resist teasing you. "how could i refuse?"
it takes a bit of shifting around, you scooting over to make space for his legs, then adjusting the blankets while also making sure that he has a clear view of the tv screen - even if he won't need it.
(there's something…familiar about this. the dialogue and music all blurring together into a comfortable buzz, the different colors of light bathing his skin with their glow.
watching tv was a sort of solemn family activity. his parents, even in the comfort of their home, even with over-the-top soap operas playing, were cold and dignified viewers. nonetheless, they allowed him and najma to cuddle against them. they made sure that their two children were thoroughly blanketed in warmth and comfort, that neither of them would end up sore from the four of them being all crammed together onto the little sofa.
and then he got too big to be carried back to bed. and then he became kalim's attendant full time, moved out of their place in the servants' quarters to room with kalim. and then all that remained was the pavlovian urge to succumb to sleep when faced with a tv and a movie.)
by the time he stirs, the end credits have finished rolling.
jamil blinks up at you, his limbs heavy with sleep. "is it over?"
"mhm. will you have to go now?" your touch is gentle as you brush aside the stray strands of hair from his forehead.
he thinks he should return to scarabia, but one hour of good rest with you was intoxicating.
was it wrong to squeeze out just a little more time together, if it so thoroughly rejuvenated his spirit?
"i can stay for a little longer," he reassures you, cupping your palm with his and pressing a kiss to the side of your thumb.
so the both of you linger in this moment of quiet affection, without the noise from the tv as a buffer. then you pipe up, "your eyes…"
"hm? what about them?"
"…oh, um, on second thought…maybe i shouldn't say it." your knuckle brushes against the curve of his cheek in a light bid to drop the subject. "it's a bit of a random thought."
"then just spit it out." jamil likes the fluster on you. likes pushing your buttons, likes how your eyes glittered with fondness in spite of it all.
"did you know that your eyes…aren't closed the entire way when you sleep?"
he should have realized that there's a reason why ignorance is bliss. that curiosity killed the cat. that one should let sleeping dogs lie and all those similar sayings and so on.
"oh." jamil wants to scream.
what happens instead is that he turns onto his other side and buries his face into the hem of your shirt. the warmth of your stomach permeating through the fabric like ice against his burning face.
"i'm sorry! it's kinda cute, i think."
"shut up," he manages to grit out through the waves of cringe.
he hears you laugh as you pat his shoulder in consolation.
the jamil writing taglist: @viperwhispered @twstgo @crystallizsch @mama-m1na
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#dellet-writings#jamil viper x reader#twst x reader#jamil viper#twst#gn!reader#the next time he has a movie date with reader they offer him an eyemask#and hes suddenly remembering the fact that he sleeps with his eyes open all over again 💕#jamil having an ugly sleeping face is for mE MEEEEEEEE#if hes not looking like he's possessed by a ghost#then he has to have the angry furrowed brow#thats how u know hes getting some Real Rest instead of just closing his eyes 😇
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shit aint so bad.
#cyberpunk 2077#oc: dagger#dum dum#x: perfect drug#cyberpunk photomode#sdont look at meeeeeeee#dagger keeps this tucked away in his bible (bear w me) bc its something that gives him actual feelings and reminds him hes still REAl#like he has FEELINGS hes a HUMAN BEINg which is quite a revelation for him ofc.#so its there as a reminder when hes doing bad :)#u know they were drunk as hell in this pic after some successful raid and dd stole daggers knife bc he kept stabbing him (sign of affection#and they spent the night drinking and vandalizing and too drunk to even fuk so they just fall asleep together probably in an alley
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Hi what if I combusted.
#simp corner#metal cardbot#sky gallop#*deep breath*#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!#THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN MEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!#WHY ISN'T HE REAL#GOD PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Happy Nameday Catman! || 15th Sun of the 3rd Umbral Moon (6/14)
Part 2
Eorzean handwriting font made by arty-ffxiv
#Final Fantasy XIV#FFXIV#ffxiv gpose#ffxiv wol#X'vahl Tia#G'raha Tia#Y'shtola Rhul#Estinien Varlineau#Krile Mayer Baldesion#Tataru Taru#Thancred Waters#Urianger Augurelt#Alphinaud Leveilleur#Alisaie Leveilleur#Scions of the Seventh Dawn#The real reason I don't pose everyone in the same set#because tagging everyone is the real nightmare#Anyway Happy nameday to him and happy birthday to meeeeeeee~!#He's still 32 tho... He's going to be 32 going into Dawntrail.
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now i’m thinking about chercia. they’re playing spin the bottle at a sleepover and cherry and marcia share a tiny peck. marcia genuinely feels like her hearts stopped and everyone takes the red flush on her cheeks as embarrassment. trip comes and kisses her afterwards and she just hides in that kiss.
cherry sees it as kissing her best friend, it’s friendly and nice, she’s close with marcia anyways. but then she stares into marcia’s eyes and mher breath tickles over cherry’s lips and— it’s over before cherry can even process it. and she laughs and smiles and leans into bob’s arms and the night goes on
#comphet lesbian cherry ur so real to meeeeeeee#chercia#cherry valance#marcia the outsiders#the outsiders musical
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unbelievable 😭
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Thoughts on unhinged/evil Emilie Agreste?
i don't personally read her as unhinged but i think the idea RULES. what do you do if your identity is defined on being loved but the love you get isn't enough! what do you do if your body is breaking into pieces! autumn made a fantastic unhinged émilie post for the unhinged émilie lovers just recently hehe
as for evil émilie, FUCK YEAH GIRL. émilie is characterized by three things for me, those being a desire for romance, a desire to look perfect, and a desire to be free. she's after ideas more than people. a happy family, a beautiful image, a pretty ending. and that means she is full of potential to do evil things. pulling the wool over adrien's eyes most of all. enforcing silence on her family, burying things. a different flavor of evil, but one that's much more compelling to me >:33
#miraculous ladybug#🌃#emilie agreste#sentitwin soulmate au#let's be real my view of her is forever altered by this au#just to clarify i'm not particularly into unhinged characters or yandere or those tropes in general but GO YOU IF YOU ARE#nothing but love and support from meeeeeeee 🥰🥰🥰
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....and if i said i was a bobby apologist?
#.gif#dude thats my ghost!#“billy's somewhere where he can't say mean things about PEOPLE anymore” THE WORD CHOICE IS KEY HERE DO U FEEL ME#like can u REALLY b mad at him when our bbg bee joe co was being such a giant jerkwad ??#CUZ I WAS GASSING BOBBY UP LIKE I WANNA SEE HIM DRAG BILLS ASS CMON FIGHT BACK FIGHT BACK LET HIM GET UP LET HIM GET UP#THEY GON JUMP MEEEEEEEE 😓😓😓#BOB WENT TOO FAR YALL I ADMIT BUT I NEEDED SOMEONE IN THIS SHOW TO BE ABSOLUTELY VILE TO BJC IT WAS A NECESSARY EVIL#tldr; bobby schools.... N HE WOULDVE HAVE GOTTSN AWAY WITH OBLITERATING THAT TWINK IF IT WERENT FOR HOOVER MISTAKING HIM FOR THE REAL DEAL#mb yall billy still my main.... my bias....#duuuude this could have been an entire essay formatted post LMFAOAO#dtmg
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oooooh that new job suicidality
#teeth.txt#been here like 5 hours i want to go home#it's literally my second day and i got there and they were like ok good luck have fun! and just sort of sent me off#which like fine it's not rocket science but this was still technically supposed to be like. a training day#also um. literally no idea when i get to leave. lolllllllllllllllll#don't want this job anymore actually#and. oh my god my fucking manager is like not good at her job lowkey#she walked by me and was like hey! you're working tomorrow too right?#and i was like ??????? no you scheduled me for today. you didn't schedule me tomorrow i asked to work tomorrow two weeks ago#and you said sorry you have to come in thursday#and so i said ok i'll come in thursday and like figure it out and then i made commitments on friday. girl.#um -_- but i did agree to go in for a couple hours -_- because i don't want to out the gate seem unhelpful and rude#KMS FOR REAL!!!!!!!!#it's fine i'll be like fine with it once i get used to the routine and the job and stuff but helpppp meeeeeeee
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Giggling teeheeing I love seeing ppl tag Kon stuff as Wendy Kent this is how trans kon nation wins
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Hold up the tags on the twenty one pilots post are so sweet what the fuck ohmygod
(also super late probably congratulations on the engagement??)
Omg thank you !!! 🌸🥺🥺🥺 We got engaged last year but the wedding isn’t until next :)
We’re such a fanfic ass couple we literally got together a few weeks after this in a real life ‘there was only one bed’ situation 🤦🏻♀️ And also our first date was stargazing (and my ring isn’t a diamond it’s a shooting star (meteorite)) FANFIC ASS COUPLE—
#he’s my real life dark haired anime boy who hates everyone but one (1) person and it’s meeeeeeee#he’s like if Aki CSM had Wolfwood Trigun’s skintone and build with Giyuu KNY’s personality#that’s why I’m so obsessed with all three of him lmfao#ask#my ideas about romance are informed like 100% by him#so if you ever see this play out in fics I’ve written because idk how else to write romance no you didn’t
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if twt had better quality you could see that this says ‘bylers <3 yves’ 🍎😾


#im so annoying#but real#maybe#at least one byler loves yves#meeeeeeee :3#the concert was so good#yves my beloved#it was so wild to see her in person it was like seeing one direction for the first time#just realized i chose a bad day to change my username from orbitbyler#must see newjeans or jeanz or whatever neowwww#🙏🙏🙏
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thought about mark winters again dhmu
#vixen rambles#like oh my god dude. he probably wasn’t a perfect fsther even before the incident let’s be real#but he tried so hard. he wanted to be a good man and a good father. he wanted to be better#but you come home one day and your wife is dead and your kid is sobbing and you don’t know what to do#and you’re still new to being a parent and being a person and figuring out who the hell you are (iirc he had ashe pretty young)#but everything’s gone. and you’re still your kids dad so you have to take care of it all#you have to scoop your child up from the center of all the desctruction and gore#and you have to make those calls to the emergency services or whatever#you’re holding your kid and you’re both covered in blood and you’re both shaking and all she can say is she’s sorry#you failed to keep your family safe. you let that guilt grow over you and turn into fear.#you become a suffocating force to protect what remains.#you stamp out your kid’s spark because you’re so afraid of them bursting into flame#but finally; when the match is lit next; you’re out. you’re unconscious. you were gone yet again and you fail a second time.#ashe burns; ashe burns bright; and then ashe is gone.#NOBODY TALK TO MEEEEEEEE
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cute😁
#nailing my pussy to the cross#bhwf#black horns white fang#I DIDNT NOTICE THIS UNTIL WAAYYYYY AFTER I WROTE THIS SCENE. I HAD NO IDEA THERE WAS LIKE A#SEMI PARALLEL? EVEN THENMOSF MINIMAL FUCKING PARALLEL#PARALLELOGRAM FUCKING LITTLE TINY MOMENT IN THAT SLAY PUSS SCENE IMFOGNSJFUCKICCKKCKKKKK#FUCKKKKK MEEEEEEEE AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BITTYCHHHHUUUUUU#this is nothing. this is nothing. BUT IT IS EVERYTHING TO ME. STARKILLER VOICE THEY ARE REAL TO me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD I DID NOT NI DID NOT DODODIDIDNEIWKSJS
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more like juror #7…… out of 10!
#is anyone else feeling that every movie this year has been mid as hell.#the only one that really grabbed me and completely won me over was challengers :( we’re in a crisis#a real pain the brutalist and queer PLEASE save meeeeeeee i want to love da movies again#wait i forgot dune 2 in my defense i had covid. sorry dune 2 should win best picture#my 2024 rankings are absolutely dusty rn why are you ALL swimming in sevens#la chimera and the beast please come to streaming please please pleaseeeeeeeee 💔
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