#but it's constant

[audreycritter]

me entering a group chat and zeroing in on some poor unsuspecting new friend

[vimesbootstheory]

aauuuughh fuck my motor tics are so bad tonight, they're basically constant

[wild-west-wind]

Would a single dull moment be so much to ask for?

[maudiemoods]

If life is a never ending loop of dirty dishes and laundry then that means life is a never ending loop of home cooked meals and comfy clean clothes

[bogglle]

spiritual successor to this comic

[inktail]

reblog for the most chaos PC we can manage

[pissditching]

"describe your symptoms" brother i have felt like this since i was 12 unrelentingly

[canisalbus]

The forbidden smooth Machete.

A lot of his head is just fluff, without it he's even more noodly than usual.

[therealraewest]

Laios cuts the tags outta his clothes like an autistic king confirmed

[determinate-negation]

i dont really know how you can look at the american legal system and not see it a system intended to enforce racial hierarchy and subjugation of black people in america. apartheid in the sense that there is an entirely different course of law depending on race. and thats the entire history of this country. why anyone wants to salvage anything from american nationhoood is beyond me

[chloesimaginationthings]

What Vanny was up to during FNAF security breach

[ratzua]

this is how i see dungeon meshi

[ditzybat]

any super showing basic human decency: ope, lemme squeeze right past ya there pal!

the bats finding their mannerisms unsettling: i don’t think i can handle much more is this midwestern kindness, please call me a slur or something…

[oars]

[lgbtlunaverse]

Nothing will dispell the "the curtains were just blue" myth faster than writing something yourself, because the amount of pretentious symbolism i am putting in my silly little fanfics is ridiculous. I mean SO much with these words, literally every single one of them. This fic has twenty five typos and zero correct uses of punctuation but if there's curtains you bet your ass I put thought into what colour they were.

[asthedeathoflight]

Still thinking about none houses left grief, and while I understand where people are coming from, "it took me out of the world" is just... Really not a relevant criticism here. Like, that line is SUPPOSED to be jarring. It is supposed to be kind of darkly funny, but the point isnt for you to laugh. Its not trying to be a punchline. The point of that line IS to "take you out of the world" because the point is that *this world isn't what you thought it was.*