this is so tmi, you've been warned
I have a colonoscopy tomorrow, and part of the prep is that you can't eat anything solid or ingest anything non-transparent the day before. and you also have to take 4 laxative pills throughout the day, and drink 4L of this liquid laxative poison that SMELLS LIKE SOMETHING THAT WILL KILL YOU, and all of this makes you shit every 4-10 minutes until your body has turned inside out and all that's leaving you is clear drinkable water, and also you are THROWING UP because your butthole has been seared off by stomach acid and your stomach is all gross and empty and the LAXATIVE POISON MAKES YOU GAG BY SMELL ALONE. I successfully drank 1/4 of the container, and now every time I try to take another sip I either dry-gag or fully vomit. but if I don't finish the container, this will all be for nought and I'll have to do it again in a couple weeks :,)
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okay but consider: stede faked his death at the end of series 1. not only is ed going around gatecrashing weddings and imagining himself as the bride, he could be doing all of it under the impression that stede bonnet is dead.
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AND THE COLLABORATION ART IS COMPLETE!!! SPECIAL THANKS TO @j-ellyfish FOR JOINING IN CAUSE MY WOOOOOORDDDDD 😭😭✨✨✨ THEIR COLOURING!!!!
Lineart was right here 👇
THANKS AGAIN ARY IT'S BEEN SUCH AN HONOUR WORKING WITH U!!! FOR A FUTURE COLLAB I'LL COLOUR NEXT 💜💜💜💜💜💜
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