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Ever start typing out a shitpost and have a moment of clarity before saving it to the drafts, never to be seen again
#I was making a post which may have been poor taste#but it’s really funny#probably won’t post it#might need to be sent to the discord focus group for workshopping#196#r196#r/196#rule#ruleposting#shitpost#shitposting#shitposts
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It’s just a little funny that at the beginning of the game Tav is like “we need a doctor!” And everyone’s like “we need a proper healer!” Meanwhile Astarion neglects to mention his sister is in fact, a doctor.
#I know she couldn’t have helped#and he has his reasons#bc he didn’t want to go back#but it’s really funny#bg3#baldur's gate 3#baldurs gate 3#baldurs gate#astarion#bg3 astarion#astarion bg3#baldurs gate iii#baldurs gate astarion#astarion baldurs gate#dalyria#Dalyria bg3#bg3 dalyria
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Sukuna really said he should have gone for the femboy 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
#WHAT IS THIS BRO#jjk#jjk ending#JJK 271#actually sobbing bro etf#I CANT#I won’t say I hate it#I kinda expected it#but it’s really funny#JJK Manga#jjk spoilers#JJK leaks
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it’s so funny that armand just Does Not Mention gabrielle at all in 2.03. nicki at least gets to exist! what’s up man. no time to get into all that? don’t want to bring up how lestat liked his mom more than you?
#as b said he’s pulling a kabru to mithrun but on his own backstory…gotta combine characters!#like doylistically it simply would have been insane for them to introduce Gabrielle at this juncture#but it’s REALLY funny
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I love every one of my international followers <3 I may only speak English for now, but duolingo just taught me what uma chave is and so I’m basically bilingual at this point >:) I’ll be talking to you in your native languages in no time!
#tbh idk why it’s teaching me what a key is when it hasn’t even taught me how to say you’re welcome#but it’s really funny
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on the same topic as that post thats just a list cataloguing every time a father figure lets their kid down in adventure time, shout out to lady rainicorn for being as far as i remember the only major parent in the show who we don’t see massively fuck up at being a parent
#i mean maybe she did and i dont remember#but.#Not a judgment of every adventure time parent ❤️#some of them just suck but mostly theyre complicated people and good for them#But it’s really funny#Who here has deep rooted fears and insecurities bc of things their parents did *half the cast of the shows hands go up*#basilposting
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horrific idea for an au that i hope no one on their right mind ever writes (ESPECIALLY ME) but i must free this from my mind:
ouran high school host club au where luke is haruhi and the hosts are every. single. character. that has been shipped with luke
INCLUDING THE WEIRD ASS ONES
i have ideas already for who would fit into what host archetype but i am unsure if i should elaborate,,,
with this and the shrek dinluke au i feel like im the star wars equivalent of haikyuu fanartist @ upupbuttercup
#and we all know ohshc is not beyond incest either (unfortunately)#star wars#luke skywalker#luke skywalker harem???#ohshc#ouran host club#ouran high school host club#i hate myself for this#but it’s really funny#i got it out of my system. im normal now i promise#two anime mentions in one post??? on a star wars fan blog???#it’s more likely than you think
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obsessed with this baby hippo from thailand's khao khew zoo.. she has been so utterly betrayed by the world
#she's so derpy and gloopy#i really really want to visit this zoo next time i'm in thailand now#moo deng#hippo#animals#baby animals#zoo#hippopotamus#funny#nature#naturecore#thailand#she's so#animal crossing#coded#long post#sorry#cute
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Vulcan teen on Vulcan [tiktok] saying "I have just lost track of my father in the grocery store." The camera turns to show the viewers the grocery store in which almost every single older middle-aged man has a bowlcut and long robes. Camera turns back to show the teen's face which is expressionless and yet communicates all it needs to.
#vulcans#I don't think all Vulcans dress the same and headcanon that there's a buunch of different styles on Vulcan#BUT I DO think that older middle aged men flock together regardless of species#and that it's funny that Vulcan has like The Vulcan Hair[tm] - why'd they do that to themselves HEHEHE you're lucky your dad's telepathic#I really wanna see fashion subcultures for other plaaaanets in star trek#I wanna see Klingon Goth#I wanna see fashion styles specific to that species because of that species' culture#like how we have niche niche fashion trends#the other day I thought about it being Vulcan counterculture to do your makeup as if you've been crying#popular with teens but adults do NOT like it
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This right wing social media influencer and former prison worker went to Fetish Con and got so so scared in her first 20 minutes she left lmao 😱
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When I was a kid my family pretended to get raptured so I would think I was left behind on earth while they all went to heaven.
I was like 8 years old and my sister and mom had gotten really into the Left Behind novels (bible fan fic about the rapture). In the books when the rapture happened the clothes that people were wearing when they got raptured were left behind in neatly folded piles.
One day when I was getting home from school my family decided that they would leave piles of neatly folded clothes around the house, and then hide in the basement.
The intended effect was that I would get home and see the clothes then, think that my family had been raptured and that I wasn’t good enough to get into heaven… or something?
The problem was that I had never read these books, and didn’t really think about the rapture very often. There was no reason that I would see some laundry on the floor and think “The rapture happened and I’ve been abandoned by God! I’ll never see my family again!! Oh nooo!!!!”
I just sat down and watched cartoons and eventually my family got bored and revealed that they were all hiding in the basement.
It’s a good thing I didn’t understand the joke, otherwise that shit would have been traumatic.
#still not really sure what part of this joke was funny?#cuz if the prank had worked#then they would have made an 8 year old think she had lost her family and been rejected by god#which isn’t really much of a joke#Christian’s are weird yall#pirateprincessjess
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A Complete History of the Soviet Union Through the Eyes of a Humble Worker, by Pig with the Face of a Boy. it’s a 6.5 minute semi-comedic musical retelling of the history of the Soviet Union arranged to the Tetris theme
also tell me the funniest thing to make its way into your spotify wrapped top 100 mine is the curb your enthusiasm theme
#I only listened to it like twice so idk how it got in there#but it’s really funny#music#spotify wrapped#Pig with the Face of a Boy
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License to Kitty.
#dungeon meshi#izutsumi#marcille donato#chilchuk tims#I still stand by my tags on the Izutsumi character study piece I did in January - but I will repeat myself on a few lines here:#I *really* love this character. I love that all of the dungeon meshi crew are complicated and have difficult to love components.#But Izutsumi is a particular kind of hard to love. I foresee a lot of people being turned off by her abrasiveness and lack of teamwork.#She is very self-centered and openly goes against what the party agrees on.#She's a picky eater in a story that is 50% about eating good and healthy food!#It is in part about her growth but admittedly even *then* she remains rather true to her self-centeredness.#Even though she isn't as nice or funny or compassionate as the others...Izutsumi is still someone worth loving.#Even the more difficult people are someone worth loving.#And those people in turn are people who have something and someone they love.#She may be a girlcat but she is the most human of them all.#I hope that if you are an anime only watcher and are feeling put off by her at the moment; you'll give her a chance.#By the way: *yes* I worked very hard to draw that skateboard pose. It was worth it.#EDIT: HAPPY 500th POST OF POORLY-DRAW-MDZS!!! What a comic to commemorate the milestone with!
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Shuro: You used black magic to bring back Falin, are you stupid?!
Laios: hey what the fuck is your problem man?
Senshi:
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starting a collection. pierre talking to natasha in war and peace
#it’s soooo funny i don’t know……#he’s like really not that old like the age gap between them can’t be more than like ten years max he just talks like he’s on his deathbed#samael speaks
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you guys gotta stop shipping 30-year-old men and calling it old man yaoi. 30 is really not old. thats just man yaoi
#spitblaze says things#im making it its own post bc my partner said the phrase 'man yaoi' is really funny#and im nothing if not a sucker for validation#doin numbers
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