#but it’s really funny

[ohitspurple2]

Ever start typing out a shitpost and have a moment of clarity before saving it to the drafts, never to be seen again

[astarions-wife]

It’s just a little funny that at the beginning of the game Tav is like “we need a doctor!” And everyone’s like “we need a proper healer!” Meanwhile Astarion neglects to mention his sister is in fact, a doctor.

[luckydicekirby]

it’s so funny that armand just Does Not Mention gabrielle at all in 2.03. nicki at least gets to exist! what’s up man. no time to get into all that? don’t want to bring up how lestat liked his mom more than you?

[anonymous-dentist]

I love every one of my international followers <3 I may only speak English for now, but duolingo just taught me what uma chave is and so I’m basically bilingual at this point >:) I’ll be talking to you in your native languages in no time!

[boypussydilf]

on the same topic as that post thats just a list cataloguing every time a father figure lets their kid down in adventure time, shout out to lady rainicorn for being as far as i remember the only major parent in the show who we don’t see massively fuck up at being a parent

[mrskywalkers-chanelboots]

horrific idea for an au that i hope no one on their right mind ever writes (ESPECIALLY ME) but i must free this from my mind:

ouran high school host club au where luke is haruhi and the hosts are every. single. character. that has been shipped with luke

INCLUDING THE WEIRD ASS ONES

i have ideas already for who would fit into what host archetype but i am unsure if i should elaborate,,,

with this and the shrek dinluke au i feel like im the star wars equivalent of haikyuu fanartist @ upupbuttercup

[climbingthefloors]

obsessed with this baby hippo from thailand's khao khew zoo.. she has been so utterly betrayed by the world

[bumblingbabooshka]

Vulcan teen on Vulcan [tiktok] saying "I have just lost track of my father in the grocery store." The camera turns to show the viewers the grocery store in which almost every single older middle-aged man has a bowlcut and long robes. Camera turns back to show the teen's face which is expressionless and yet communicates all it needs to.

[humming-fly]

was thinking about that one blind professor post earlier today and how well it applied to the aptly named Team Dark

(really 'Team Dark' just sounds a lot cooler than 'Team Saves-On-Electricity')

[queerautism]

This right wing social media influencer and former prison worker went to Fetish Con and got so so scared in her first 20 minutes she left lmao 😱

[pirateprincessjess]

When I was a kid my family pretended to get raptured so I would think I was left behind on earth while they all went to heaven.

I was like 8 years old and my sister and mom had gotten really into the Left Behind novels (bible fan fic about the rapture). In the books when the rapture happened the clothes that people were wearing when they got raptured were left behind in neatly folded piles.

One day when I was getting home from school my family decided that they would leave piles of neatly folded clothes around the house, and then hide in the basement.

The intended effect was that I would get home and see the clothes then, think that my family had been raptured and that I wasn’t good enough to get into heaven… or something?

The problem was that I had never read these books, and didn’t really think about the rapture very often. There was no reason that I would see some laundry on the floor and think “The rapture happened and I’ve been abandoned by God! I’ll never see my family again!! Oh nooo!!!!”

I just sat down and watched cartoons and eventually my family got bored and revealed that they were all hiding in the basement.

It’s a good thing I didn’t understand the joke, otherwise that shit would have been traumatic.

[eebie]

guys don't worry about ai anymore

[spitblaze]

you guys gotta stop shipping 30-year-old men and calling it old man yaoi. 30 is really not old. thats just man yaoi

[skelebone1]

A Complete History of the Soviet Union Through the Eyes of a Humble Worker, by Pig with the Face of a Boy. it’s a 6.5 minute semi-comedic musical retelling of the history of the Soviet Union arranged to the Tetris theme

also tell me the funniest thing to make its way into your spotify wrapped top 100 mine is the curb your enthusiasm theme

[mummer]

in many ways the fact that he is a centre right anti woke self help industrial complex linkedinpilled 26 year old sexy and beautiful italian american ivy league normie is the funniest way this could have happened

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

License to Kitty.