#but it’s funny to think about

[podcast-hemocytoblast]

I wonder if stockbroker-turned-serial-killer Jude Perry ever had a phase where she completely misunderstood the point of renowned satirical horror film American Psycho and thought Patrick Bateman was cool as shit

[snowyh2o]

Y’know. I think it’d be very very funny, if the reason Vox won against Alastor, was because Alastor got distracted with something else, fucked off for 7 years, and completely forgot he was ever in a competition against Vox.

[meteors-lotr]

I haven’t shown the orcs enough love. Dwarves are weak as shit, humans are fucking ugly, elves are elderitch cannibals, and Hobbits is the apex predator, but what about the orcy orcs?

This is their headcanon post

Orcs don’t fuck. Like not at all. The way they reproduce is like starfish, they drop a limb and then they regrow that limb, but the dropped limb will also regrow a body. Boom. New orc.

So Orcs are a fully asexual community devoid of any traditional family dynamics. They find their own families alright? They’re pack creatures, they don’t like solitude.

That don’t mean they aren’t affectionate as hell tho. They cuddling. They smooching. They playfully biting. Orcs are the ultimate homiesexual specie.

[kiwishouse689]

it would be funny if they did absolutely nothing for pride month lmao ( I will cry myself to sleep)

[puppys-teeth]

Wait okay. Teen Stein is like,, definitely unsocialized and even more unsure of how to converse properly and of how to show romantic feelings/intentions

He would definitely “flirt” in two ways: 1. mild compliments on Spirits usefulness as a weapon

2. Compliments that wouldn’t be so weird/creepy if he didn’t say then with a flat voice and deadpan expression

Or just being a freak (in the eyes of others) by simply stating observations that most people don’t make note of cuz it’s considered creepy for some reason. Like “your hair smells different than it used to.”

It’s 2:30am and I’m tired and I’m projecting onto him again. I hate neurotypicals and their arbitrary social rules. Stein values honesty and sees no point in being vague or lying to someone he has a crush on. And if they don’t get freaked out by his unconventional ways, they probably really like Stein for who he is and their relationship could go a long way

[same-name-supremacy]

Lowkey thinking about naming all of Noelle’s siblings Christmas names

“So these are my siblings Carol, Christian, Holly, Rudolf, Nicholas, Claus, Christy and Vixen.”

“Holy shit Noelle, do live in a Hallmark movie?”

[chezpillow]

[nc-screamsheet]

*V and Johnny arguing (again)*

V: shut up, Robert!

Johnny: Oh, we’re pulling out legals now? Fuck you too, Valerie!

[bunji-enthusiast]

Jyuji slays all his thrift shop clothing,

Macklemore was a TRUTH for that song.

[abiteofhoney]

just had a scene idea where anzurin is trying to get in maggie’s head for whatever reason, but she’s privy to his mind games now, so she knocks on her head, which is like putting Anzurin in a cooking pot with a lid and smacking it with a wooden spoon, and is like “get outta here 😡”

[wawataka]

i love looking at my old cringe fics that were basically projections of myself with the hindsight i have now and it’s so obvious i was agender/aroace

[transgnckon]

Trans kon community for myself

[oriocookie]

worst idea i’ve had today:

what if i made a discord server for all my mutuals and called it the drewtual server

[delphiniumarchangelmoon]

Well yeah, it was the worst day of that green fuckers life

For Grian, it was a random Saturday

I feel like this perfectly represents what Grian fans expectations are vs what always actually happens.

[muttmoxley]

sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me

[bumblingbabooshka]

Vulcan teen on Vulcan [tiktok] saying "I have just lost track of my father in the grocery store." The camera turns to show the viewers the grocery store in which almost every single older middle-aged man has a bowlcut and long robes. Camera turns back to show the teen's face which is expressionless and yet communicates all it needs to.