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calling it now, this:
is gonna be this kinda situation isn't it dfkdfgdg
#i'm half joking#i doubt it will be a bunny (do they have rabbits in the forest over there?)#but it would certainly be hilarious#airenyah plappert#our skyy 2#os2: aofverse#os2: aofverse spec#adrm#ok no for real i've been thinking what if it was (one of) our lost boys#my money is on the kid tbh considering the size of the bush#but it could also be tian or pran#idk maybe one of them decided to go get help or sth#idek it's pointless trying to predict p'aof's bbs anyway#i'm probably totally wrong
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I’m what people call, a visionary ✨
#I never thought much about what their first kiss would be like but it certainly wasn’t this 💀#thank you tho this is hilarious#solaneglo#Nico book#the sun and the star#Percy Jackson#pjo#will solace#anti tsats#tsats
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I had a thought I’d like to share with the class. So we know that Kuya is super bored all the time but what if he sets up traps for Quincy. Bullying Quincy is his step above bullying normal forest creatures. Kuya sets up puzzles for his ex husband to solve and just sits in a tree watching him get out of his traps. Quincy takes into account the possibility of getting caught in a trap whenever he goes out hunting and includes it in his schedule. (I love them, they’re so husband.)
Quincy has also probably learned that the best method for dealing with Kuya is to run away because it deprives him of any enjoyment. Kuya is probably so pissed off when he does this tho like: “>:0 How dare you not fall into the trap I spent hours constructing for my own amusement.” So Quincy probably knows he has to solve at least one of Kuya’s traps per week if not he risks Kuya going insane. It’s his enrichment.
Now onto my thought: What if in one of his latest traps he turns Quincy into an animal, just for the funsies. Latest trap turns Quincy into one of those giant tortoises if he doesn’t solve it quickly enough. Then Kuya kidnaps him and keeps him in his garden. Quincy is completely fine with this because Kuya will probably just turn him back when he gets bored.
Meanwhile Topper is like, “Oh shit, I gotta go tell Eiden” so he makes his way to Aster’s mansion to tell him. Except Eiden is having a hard time understanding Topper so he gets Yakumo. Yakumo also thinks he’s misunderstanding what Topper is saying. Then they think about it for two seconds and are like, “Yeah that does sound like something Kuya would do.” So they get their asses over to the Wood Territory, accompanied by Rei because he’s curious about how Kuya managed to turn Quincy into an animal.
Meanwhile Quincy is living his best life eating the vegetation in Kuya’s garden and not having responsibilities. He’s killing two birds with one stone so he’s not complaining. Eiden gets there and the conversation goes something like this.
Eiden: Why would you turn him into a giant turtle, you need to turn him back.
Kuya: First of all he’s a tortoise. Second, he likes it.
Rei: What kind of kink is this?
Quincy: *munching on a piece of lettuce*
Eventually they convinced Kuya to turn him back but you know damn well he’s gonna do something similar next week.
Thank you for sharing with the class...!! 🤓🔍🤏🧐 why..... you certainly brought up many ideas that i never considered. a very enligtheninggn story. . . a narrative of silly proportions.. makes me want to eat some lettuce
#feesh answer#would kuya ever do something that quincy would actually LIKE?#as in. the second quincy shows enjoyment of a consequence of kuya's trap#will kuya go “tch” and revert everything. just to be a pain. just to rob quincy of that fleeting moment of joy#i know the ongoing narrative is that quincy is a bear#but a giant ancient tortoise? yeah. yeah i can see that too. hilarious AND extremely relatable sentiment#*methodically consumes an entire head of romaine. leaf by crunchy vertical leaf*#i lost it when rei asked what kind of kink this is AHAHAHAH#i am imagining a stressed topper explaining the situation to yakumo#translating word by word... it certainly doesn't make sense at first...#maybe Father overhears the ruckus and there's a brief convo between the three of em#and Father confirms that yes that seems to be the situation. yes my son wants to see.#eiden next to the animal discussion triangle like 🧍♂️#i wonder what kuya would keep in his garden. would he grow actual food there?? does he garden like quincy does??#what sort of plants surround kuya's cabin. i can only think of those hallucinogenic foxtails#tortoise quincy getting spacey on foxtails......#aaaahh. at last. a break from the Something. because it is ALWAYS Something#a predator tries to eat quincy and he's just like. nope. not dealing with this#withdraws into his shell and goes to sleep#topper sunbathing atop a napping tortuquin......
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has anyone done an svsss au where shen jiu had a sun and dew mushroom body ready to go? I just have this image of him going back to Cang Qiong to spy on his own funeral, prove to himself that Yu Qingyuan and everyone had really resented him the whole time and instead finding Disney Princess Shen Yuan fluttering around being nice to Binghe. And I don't know whether its from a fic I've forgotten or not
#shit would be hilarious though#i know SJ'd almost certainly piece together that 'sqq' isn't dead#or at least that it hadn't been announced#while traveling to cang qiong#can only imagine that peak lords get lavish funerals requiring tons of dignitaries in attendance#but also i love the idea of him strutting up and being like 'i'm here for sqq's funeral'#and yu qingyuan being like 'bitch is that a threat'#and sj getting to see from the outside just how feral yqy is over him#man if no one else has written this i moght have to#svsss#scum villian self saving system#scum villain#Shen Jiu#Shen Yuan#Shen Qingqiu#Yu Qingyuan
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Radahn had a cat????
#can this man become even more endearing to me?#on a more serious note#i wonder if they patched this out bc it would make his character too comically contradictory#after already establishing the warmonger with the soft spot for his horse#it would certainly have been hilarious#or maybe it would just end up being too much radahn-centric lore#it's already baffling how much lore we get on radahn compared to other demigods#but i dig catlover radahn <3
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I think Hunk and Keith love to just stand there as Lance and Pidge fucking roast the everloving shit out of each other and wonder whether people can just be nice and get along instead
(They are both hypocrites)
#keith and lance fighting = ive seen it i get it i understand it#lance and pidge fighting = hilarious shit#cause i like to think part of how lance would be able to roast pidge back is that he has lots of siblings#and with keith its like hes desperate on some level for his acknowledgement or begrudging approval#however with pidge#this barrier is not there he should not give a shit in the nosy knowitall who talks big game#but probably had to ask how to do most practical tasks/chores and almost certainly knows nothing outside her very specific skillset#piece of cake he will eviscerate her#voltron#vld#voltron: legendary defender#keith kogane#lance mcclain#hunk garrett#pidge gunderson#and i imagine hunk and keith are just kind of relatively chill with each other most of the time#mind you they cant talk we all know how klance argue and theres no way hunk and pidge dont#but still
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#persona 4#p4#persona 4 golden#p4g#yosuke hanamura#hanamura yosuke#but he certainly does it with a lot of consistency and i love that so much#yosuke's not the first person to always include nanako#it makes me extremely soft because i feel like yosuke tries to be inclusive with his friends he doesnt want anyone to feel left out#we see it especially in his interactions with the first years and teddie#on some level he knows that the others are less willing to put themselves out there#thinking about the beach outing where kanji says that he would not have gone yo the beach if it wasnt for yosuke's invitation#anyway in this particular instance I'm just very very weak for yosuke looking out for nanako as well#i mean nanako is super cute (and i say that as someone who doesnt really like kids or kid characters) and everyone loves her (as they should#so in a way yosuke keeping her included is not surprising#but on some level its also just... yosuke being considerate of yu#i mean look at yu's title of siscon kingpin of steel in arena - yu cares very much for nanako#so by extension yosuke does as well#also on a more delulu lvl in p4d rise says she'll give nanako priv dance lessons#because it'll just be her yu and nanako and WOW isnt that just like... (giggles) - rises hilarious transparency aside#isnt that exactly what yosuke has with yu and nanako?#ngl im lowkey thinking about romcom single parent troupes and yosuke is just ticking all the boxes#ok ok im jking (im not)#he's good with his queue
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yeah i'm watching the 5 hour chibnall era hate video essay rn and while i do think it gets very nitpicky at moments it actually does a lot in pointing out what i unconsciously felt about some of the episodes feeling dull and the companions feeling flat but couldn't put it into words. in multiple instances i think chibnall is struggling to juggle this many companions and fit them into the story. and i can't help but think about broadchurch and how it juggled a whole TOWN of characters; just how well constructed s1 was where every person feels like a suspect for the murder so you're paying attention to all that happens on screen and every action they take may or may not make them seem more guilty. ntm hardy and miller as the leads are by far the most interesting characters; they have the most compelling dynamic in the show, olivia colman and david tennant have fantastic chemistry, they're so fun to watch bc their work relationship is initially built on them dislike/disrespect but we see them grow to genuinely care about each other over the course of the story. i think chibnall as a writer isn't suited for the story he tried to tell with thirteen and her gang bc he wasn't willing to take risks and have the relationships between thirteen yaz ryan and graham be unique and compelling in a way nuwho hasn't done before
#even the tone brings it down i think. if thirteen's era was more like power of three;#fun. full of personality. really genuinely hilarious in that it leans into the comedy of what a found family#between a human couple and their alien friend would look like. i think it would be really great.#but it feels like it's trying to be serious and grounded what w the tone the visuals the music#which is already .. not a Great fit for doctor who but the fact the character dynamics are lackluster certainly doesn't help#dr who#13 era#broadchurch
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Both generations of Pines Twins were arrested. What were they doing? They’ll never tell you.
#both stan and ford would and could be ken in the image so next time they were arrested they switched up positions#stanley is always 'and' though#dipper is certainly the most frightened Mable isn't 100% sure what's going on#Stanford thinks this is all hilarious actually#also#I figured it would be more in character for stan to be the grumpy one because he's already been arrested so many times he just can't anymore#He’s certainly not being the barbie in the image because of how much trauma being to jail has been in the past but fr yes it is tho#angsty stan I love you#also the man who made the princess unatainabelle face is undeniably cooler and more willing to smile with don't-give-a-darn faces to police#lets be real#ford is the real laugh about it because its funny and he doesn't really care guy why else would Bill have found him such good company?#anyway#I digress#gravity falls#dipper pines#Mable pines#stan pines#ford pines#stanley pines#stanford pines#mason pines#also I hc that the wrinkles which appear and disappear on stan that are on his lip are scars from his time in gangs/ on the run/#so like#that's a fun piece of information#barbie meme#barbie and ken meme#creativesplat draws
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If you don’t mind sharing, what will be your Hebrew name ?
If you stick around for... like nine months, I might be ready to reveal it then (suspenseful)(woah what's it going to be...)(if you guess right, you get a cookie)(if you guess wrong you're thrown in the dungeon for a million years)
#ask#jumblr#jew by choice#jewish conversion#personal thoughts tag#no but i will share once it's finalized!#you can certainly try to guess though i can't confirm nor deny if you're right or not#also my tone in the parentheses is silly and whimsical :3#nine months is how long my classes are!#what if i become jewish on my birthday omg....#i'm a late may baby and my classes end early may. unironically this would be hilarious
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i love how the 911 fandom was just congratulating the abc network on a very well thought out bisexual awakening arc of one of the main characters of the show and then turned around and is now speculating that the network basically spoiled the queer journey of another main character by putting his actor in a group that's supposed to go on family feud with 4 other actors who all play canonically queer characters in the show. gotta love the duality
#dont get me wrong i see how this would be hilarious and the choices in the group are certainly#inspired#911 abc#my post
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Hi Teri! I hope you're doing well! I've been seeing season 27 wish lists floating around and I was wondering if you had anything in particular that you're itching for when we get new South Park finally?
Hello again, friend! I'm doing alright!
You know, I've seen a few of those lists too, and while I've seen a handful of decent ideas I tend to prefer going in with little to no expectations.
While I would love to see more of the kids just being kids and getting into ridiculous situations, I also do actually enjoy Randy and his hijinx, too.
I'm excited (and a bit nervous) to be present for another proper fandom resurgence, though. I came in at the end of the last wave, so it should be an interesting experience haha.
Whatever they choose to do, I'm going into season 27 with an open mind and an appreciation for the amount of work that goes into each episode, and I hope everyone can do the same! (ෆ˙ᵕ˙ෆ)♡
#ask asteria#i really never know what to expect from them honestly#there are certainly ideas that i think would be hilarious#i desperately want them to shit on kpop in some capacity because i think it would be funny as hell#but thats very self-indulgent and not very realistic for them#aaaanyway im interested to hear what other people want to see!#sound off in my asks goobers!
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my world has been flipped over
#ive been singing Tell My Ma wrong for *checks notes* 17ish years#what do you mean the line is “if she doesnt get the fellow with the roving eye”#I thought it was “roaning (?) knife” which i figured was the name of a type of dagger or something i didnt know about#and it was implying that either a) she should marry the guy with the weapon so he can fight of other men or b) he'd kill her if she doesnt#which yeah morbid for an upbeat song and everything but have you heard irish tunes before???#black velvet band sounds like a dear love song and is about a pretty girl framing an innocent dude for theft and having him sentenced to-#seven years in australia where he will almost certainly die. In finnegans wake its just about a guy dying.#whiskey in jar is about... never mind that one is so fucking hilarious. the implication that the singer would have a chance against several#armed guards if only his singular pistol wasnt full of water.#anyways irish tunes are weird and i figured that at like five and never thought about it again#i was listening to the version by the irish rovers and brought it up to my dad who was like#“every time ive sung it ive sung roving eye???” so#life turned upside down#he's the one who sang it to me growing up so i guess hes right lmao#I guess it makes more sense#the shock is no less real tho
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*shakes curly awake* PLEAZE WAKE UP AND FRONT JIMMY IS DRIVING ME INSANER
#GOS WE'VE HAD A DAY SO FAR AND ALL WE'VE BEEN DOING IS SLEEPING!!! FHFHFJFJFJFCJDKDK#jim's being very. very. very. clingy. and im going Insane ok#idk what we are anymore but im not scared of him at all he's fucking PATHETIC he's not even a poor little meow meow he's just pathetic.#it's hilarious actually. it's hilarious how pathetic he is#but also holy shit it's been just me and him up front today and yknow you'd think that would be Hell for me given what he did to me#but no he KNOWS. HE *KNOWS* I HAVE THE UPPER HAND HERE#HE *KNOOOOOOWS* I CAN JUST KILL HIM DEAD IF I WANTED TO. and i think h#Oh I can't say that? ok! HDDHNDDNDJDJ#anyways can someone take him away from me. he wants attention and he wont leave me Olone <3 SHDHFHFJXJXJX#pk;m Cloudy🌦️#and i DON'T know what's up with curly man mr 'i wake up with the body :))' NO YOU DON'T BITCH#YOU'VE BEEN ASLEEP FOR 3 DAYS!!!! WHAT!!!!! WHY!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA#we've been exhausted ig and recovering spoons is. certainly a Process. but jesus christ 3 DAYS?#I'M TIRED OF BEING TIRED. CURLY IM GONNA FUCKING DEFENESTRATE YOU
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I spent years repping Sa.mbastian but, honestly, I've been slowly falling out of it as of late.
#ooc#maybe bc the fandom suddenly latched onto them and now I see it everywhere#and most of the time s.am is portrayed as a dumb subby dingus while seb is this ultra-dom top#which. is hilariously off-base but whatever makes them happy#it could also be my personal portrayal of s.eb too#he genuinely prefers higher emotional intelligence than canon sa.m has#sa.m is... a little too simple?? and a little too immature.#s.am's written like a fresh 18 year old out of high school#there's a maturity gap there and eventually it would cause problems#he needs someone more on his level#tbh I love him and a.lex much better bc they're on more equal footing (and enemies to lovers arc)#but the fandom is so dismissive of al.ex so -shrug emote-#sa.m is still certainly a good person in his life#but he can value him as a best friend instead of just a lover#you feel me?#same reasons I don't ship him and abi.gail either tbh#he has the brain cell of the three for a reason
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unfortunately I am obsessed with the fact that the Sokovia Accords debacle went down during an election year. you think OUR 2016 election discourse was bad.
why do the events of IM3 not get cited as a motivating factor? presumably because (a) Tony and Rhodey are pro-Accords (though under the Accords they wouldn’t be able to act in those circumstances) and (b) Matthew Ellis is running for reelection and doesn’t want to make himself look like a victim or remind anyone his first VP was a traitor working with biologically-modified terrorists.
(see also my previous contention that Matthew Ellis only became president because of the Chitauri invasion.)
#bedlam watches the mcu#according to the marvel wiki (I think via aos) the congressional votes on the accords were hilariously one-sided#which was legitimately NOT POSSIBLE in 2016#and CERTAINLY would not have happened in an election year#mcu politics
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