#but it is funny too isn't it
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They still use their last names for each other, both of them, while fucking. Peak coworkers to lovers.
#don't mind me just finally continuing to write that Cable/Clayton smut fic#of course I use that as a symbol for how lost in their job they both are and how desperately they try to distance themselves from each othe#to not admit that they actually do kind of care about each other#but it is funny too isn't it
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I tried something new
Part 1 -> Part 2
Masterpost
#DC#DCU#DC Comics#Dick Grayson#Damian Wayne#Bruce Wayne#Clark Kent#Lex Luthor#Nightwing#Robin#Batman#Superman#Superbat#Jason Todd#Red Hood#Cassandra Cain#Batgirl#Black Bat#Wayne Family Adventures#WFA#Damian's username isn't a representation of his character at all but rather a nod to that one DCAMU movie because I thought it was funny#Don't take it too seriously#Tim's username is based on that one comic panel I saw where he stayed up all night and Alfred found him like that#It just stuck with me and I wanted to honor it#Also Alfred here is Damian's cat Alfred
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Drew this real quick because I fucking love these two so much ???? Especially Bee. I wish they interacted more so badly. PLEASE.
Also learning how to draw these guys.. slowly.
#IT WILL NEVER NOT BE FUNNY TO ME HOW DELIGHTED B GOT ??? FOR VIOLENCE?#the brainrotsreal's art tag ✧˖°:*♡#like okay you have d17/megatron okay#d17 got consumed by vengeance. iconic of him. you SEE him grow more ruthless/ violent........AND THEN YOU HAVE B 127#he got knife hands for 0.00937 seconds and immediately KILLED PEOPLE SO EASILY IM SCREAMING SDJKJSDS#did by accident and then did it gleefully. AND SO WELL TOO LIKE ???? bro got that hunger for violence ig. got that delight.#i wish we got to see d17 and b127 interact more cause imagine b got his knife hands early and d17 was like.... alright start stabbing#and b127 is LONELY. mf is deprived of interaction and CLEARLY clingy. i see him telling d17 to stand down so he isn't hurt.#not necessarily because he has the SAME morals as orion/optimus#like look me in my eye. tell me if d17 didn't say something like “needing an ally not a leader” (friendship bait)#AND UR TELLING ME BEE WOULDN'T FOLD AND HELP HIM? HM? HMMMMMMMM?#like i feel like b's morals are mostly match whoever he's around. if he was around d-17 more? WELP? let's assassinate together bestie!#anyways optimus and elita gotta watch b fr cause mf is already an incredible ally on the battle field SDKJKDSS#like just tell him where to go and that place would DESTROYED. NO WITNESSEES LEFT. LIKE HELLO#transformers one my beloved#d 16#megatron#tf one#tf one megatron#tf one b 127#b 127#transformers one fanart#never know how many actual tags to use istg.#imagine being isolated for years and all that shit went down like what is going on in b's brain rn. mf got 3 friends and then lost one#SO QUICKLY
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this started as a reply to someone (a million years ago) (I am so sorry) and then very quickly got out of control, as these things do. so...uhhh....here's everyone else at Playful Land!
sorry
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers#(like barely at this point) (but it's there)#stage in playful land#stage in playfulland#i keep coming within thirty seconds of posting this and noticing something i've screwed up#so chances are good i'll wake up tomorrow and realize i forgot to draw fellow's ears or something#i just think it'd be funny if there was a malleus-shaped line that was just THE step too far#(especially because leona would get SO mad about it)#leona and kalim and vil? yeah no problem the investors are VERY good at covering their tracks#malleus though. hmm. ...hmmmm.#i mean. the commission on him alone...#but no. the risk isn't worth it.#...but WHAT IF
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6x07 / 8x01 / 8x09 their asses are not cleaning inspired by @caroandcats tags on this gifset! tagception!
#i know that eddie isn't looking at buck in the fifth gif but it was just too funny to not include#his sad little spray... directed at nothing... kills me#anyway thank you caro for leaving such inspiring tags on my gifsets once again#it's a trilogy now#911#911 abc#911edit#buddie#buddieedit#nessa.gif#no.114#91195#1k#also their squeegees literally never went further down than their elbows#i promise you there's a small puddle of water forming at the bottom of that window
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what if instead of serving time 24601 served
#or alternatively 2460cunt#also yes his appearance isn't accurate but shhhhh#funny this coincides with that cunty javert meme#which was not planned#jvj#jean valjean#24601#les mis#les miserables#shitpost#which i put too much effort into#les mis fanart#les miserables fanart#art tag#artists on tumblr
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Peter annoying Miguel is the funniest thing but throwing Deadpool at him is like throwing annoyance equivalent if a nuke and I live for it XD
I'm totally accepting the fanon that there may be multiverse out there but there is only one Deadpool as a gospel <3
#spiderverse#peter b parker#miguel o'hara#jessica drew#wade wilson#spiderman#spiderman 2099#spiderwoman#deadpool#long post#I've spent waaaay too much time on this comic#just to make a dumb joke that isn't even that funny#but I had to XD#I'll go back to animations with Mayday shortly#but for now sorry about amount of dialogue which caused text to be small >.<
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nishi really wanted to make sure everybody 100% knew iruma a freak lmao
#mairuma#iruma suzuki#Clara valac#M!ik#Tbh it was always a thing that iruma was like that™️ but there something so funny about it being straight out confirm in a chapter now#That yes iruma is certified freak and probably would have not mind this kinda treatment if he and azz wasn't trapped#Freakuma really#/hj#Iruma really do be like I haven't experienced this type of love before and I'm not complaining!!!#There a funny irony with iruma the human being into while azz isn't too keen#Not completely against it but still kdjdjdkdkdkd#mairimashita! iruma kun
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warriored cats
#art#digital art#warrior cats#theres something so funny to me abt a hairless bluestar#if there was any cat id happily accept as being hairless in the story as a silly hc it would be her#I know she obviously isn't but idk its silly#imagine hairless stormtail as a bonus too#also I know a lot of people draw firestar as short furred but I kinda like the fluffy interpretation cause it reminds me more of flames
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there's a video on instagram of a man kicking his partner's door in. the top comment is (with over 4 thousand likes): "how about you tell us what you did to make him that angry?"
barring emergency, nobody should be kicking anybody's door in. many of us lived in houses where it was always, somehow, an emergency. there is a strange, almost hysterical calm that comes over you in that moment - everything feels muted, and you almost feel, however incongruently, like you should be laughing. you are living inside of "the emergency." oh my god, you think. i am now a fucking statistic.
there is another comment with 2.8 thousand likes: "if this was a woman doing it to a man, nobody would give a shit."
do people give a shit now, though?
barring emergency, the door should remain standing. the emergency should be panicked, desperate - "i'm coming in there to protect you." many of us know what it feels like when the emergency is instead "i'm coming in there to get you."
1.5k likes: "and yet you post this for notes. glad to see being the victim has become your whole personality."
hysteria is a word connected to womb, from greek. what you're experiencing is so senseless and inhumane that you (a rational creature) try to find any ground within what is irrational and cannot be explained. one of the most frustrating things about staying in bad situations is that we also lie to ourselves. we also ask ourselves - wow. what did i do?
women can be, and often are, also abusers. abuse is not gendered. abuse is not just a "straight person" problem. abuse does not have a face or figure or sexuality. you cannot pick an abuser out of a crowd. an abuser could be actually anybody.
and then so many people rally behind the man kicking the door in. here is something nobody should be doing, right? you want to ask every person that liked that first comment: do you ask this because you side with him? do you ask this because it helps you feel safe from this ever happening?
in some ways, you're weirdly sympathetic to the top comment, because it is the same logic you see frequently. the idea is that the average, normal, sane person doesn't just break down a door. doesn't just shoot up a school. doesn't stalk and kill women. doesn't threaten sexual assault. doesn't run over protesters. doesn't shoot an unarmed black person. doesn't scream at underpaid walmart employees. doesn't just "lose it". something had to have happened, right? because the default (white. straight. cis.) - that is someone who is always, you know. "sane."
(right?)
on a podcast, you hear a sane, normal, rational person. "if you piss me off, i'm going to need to hit something. sorry but i'm not apologizing. that's just who i am that's how it is." his voice almost sounds like he's laughing.
you think of the door, and how you were almost laughing behind it, too. ironically, every real emergency in your life has almost felt peaceful in comparison. fire, car accident, flash flooding - these felt quiet, covenant to you. you'd stood in all of them, feeling them pass over and up to your chin, never actually overwhelming.
but when the door was coming down, you had felt - is there a word for that? there has to be, a word, right.
surely one of us has figured out the word for that, i mean. it's such a large fucking statistic.
#spilled ink#writeblr#warm up#this is so disorganized#i just saw that video and the comments made me want to vomit#it's actually like. in the way it's funny that you got into a car crash and got the flu within the same 24 hours#it's like.#it's funny#because certain people will blame everything on mental illness#even being transgender.#they will not#however#at any point - even vaguely suggest that a man should maybe get therapy.#like. a guy busting down a door isn't a danger-to-himself-and-others#(you just pushed him too far).#but a young adult looking for top surgery should be institutionalized for even wanting to change their body.
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In sum
"Of this episode or of the season in general?" Yes.
#there was another meme I wanted to edit as well that's a similar concept but I can't find it dsgsggdz I'll add it in an rb if I can find it#dndads#the peachyville horror#undesrcibed#anyways I don't think I have any serious commentary on this episode but I liked it!#I wasn't sure how Blake was gonna turn out but I quite like him lol#his chemistry with the party is funny#also glad Will saw the people's desire for the gang to have a cat companion and delivered on that#Welcome to Guttural Scream Marbles the cat who totally isn't reincarnated Tony#but yeh funny bits this episode#I enjoyed Kelsey's little dilemma over the Zuzel stuff too hehe#undescribed
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"subtle hints"
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part 2
#tbh I get it Shadow Milk - if I were you I'd do everything to see that face again too. PV turned out so funny here sfsdfsfs#shadow milk cookie#cherry blossom cookie#shadow milk#shadow milk crk#shadow milk fanart#shadowvanilla#cherry blossom crk#pure vanilla cookie#pure vanilla crk#pureshadow#vanilla milkshake#the artist is sleep deprived if there's any typos no there isn't#blorbo-time
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my 2nd request !! The skeleton brothers wearing matching pajamas :D
Day 13 - The Friendship Brothers
#My art#Requestober#UT#Handplates#Papyrus#Sans#Pokemon#So how matching are we talking here - are we talking Bear and Lion onesies or are we talking Identical#Obviously I have already chosen but lol#This isn't just me being Pokemon-brained! Mostly! Lol#This is me once again pulling from something smol and I have/do/be haha#It's been established that I am the Sans of our duo for a long long while now#And I have had an Umbreon kigurimi for a similarly long while! It's very comfy and silly and has been a Halloween costume for a few years#Well smol finally got one to match me <3 Espeon is her all-time favourite Pokemon as well not just of the Eevees but generally#So now we match And she gets a thing of her fave! Best of all worlds! :D#This is just a realistic image of the two of us lol we're just like them they're just like us haha#Fun funny tho - my kigurumi is just like - abstractly an Umbreon y'know? Like I Am The Umbreon my face is creature#All the Espeon kigurumi seem to have a face on them for some reason?? There are matching Umbreon faces too but like#There's no option Not to be Wearing An Espeon lol why#I do not know but I Will subject the Skelebros to it and make a pun about it lol#I had to brainstorm for it! And I got the groan-sign-off of my Papyrus hehe <3#Kigurumi have such goofy proportions haha#No one will ever guess how short my legs actually are under here! Lol#Very partial to how Sans' legs droop considerably more than Papyrus' hehe <3 <3#Had a lot of fun with his tiny hands here as well haha ♪ Good old babyhands Sans ♥
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seeing people hate on hayffie so intensely after sunrise on the reaping has singlehandedly made me ship them out of spite. the hate means nothing to me. a valiant attempt by miss suzanne to get rid of the shippers, but it was silly and i'm built different. that being said, please give me fic recs <3<3<3
#hayffie army you've gained a new soldier its me#while i don't know anything about haysilee or care for it much im here for you too#personally i always liked the idea of effie and haymitch but i was mostly neutral#then i saw all the takes on tiktok.#the people saying 'oh ! you can't ship them ! im retiring as a hayffie shipper !!! its weird its gross.'#i have to laugh! i have to step up!!!!#because if im gonna be anything its gonna be petty#so yeah if anyone expects people to just stop shipping something after a decade#perhaps fandom isn't the place for you!! know hate backfires!!!!#also from a mostly outsiders pov hayffie and haysilee fans seem cool. haydove fans on the other hand.......#hayffie#haymitch x effie#haysilee#effie trinket#haymitch abernathy#sotr#putting in the tags bc i think its funny and ppl can see their hate is dumb as hell#study in scarlet.
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new genre of LO comedy unlocked: watch the LO wiki editors fight for their lives to justify entire articles for characters who only showed up once and then disappeared forever
"well, themis is pregnant so that must mean SOMEONE knocked her up, right??? put that in relationships, that counts"
"charon's abilities... ferryman... boat... he ferries a boat! therefore he must be very good at ferrying boats! write that down!"
"now hold on, let's not completely discount the idea of artemis' pet wolf having some kind of relationship with someone later on, i'm sure rachel will answer that soon"
#i'm not trying to be a dick to the fans but the wiki really shows how much pointless filler people took WAY too seriously as “deep lore”#this isn't even really a criticism or anything i just think it's funny LOL#and if anything it goes to show how so many characters just did not need to be in the story#esp characters like Themis#like you introduced a character into the story just to tell the audience “she's not gonna be in the story” ???#why even bother at that point LMAO#idk tho were people demanding Themis during the trial arc ?? like maybe that was rachel just trying to get people off her back?? 😆#it's still silly though because literally nothing would have happened or changed if she didn't bother#lo critical#anti lore olympus#lore olympus critical
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thanks @random-tail and @enamoredfey for the questions! i'll let Sun himself answer:
long-story short, Sun doesn’t believe he has emotions since he is a robot 😔
of course, he sees Moon and Eclipse emote all the time. he usually attributes it to Moon being a fool (believing he is something he's not) and Eclipse being manipulative (given that he was originally built for the theater)
but there is a part of him that wonders if he is missing something—he just doesn’t understand what that is
Note: i should also mention, his voice is almost completely monotone. the closet idea of a voice claim for this Sun is Greg Chun's voice for Lukas from Fire Emblem Echoes—fairly even in tone, somewhat soft
#ask the crab#fnaf sun#fnaf dca#dca fandom#Have You Eaten? AU#Sun Have You Eaten? AU#crab art#digital art#bright colours#Sun's character was the first one of the three that i figured out#i thought it would be cool to explore a Sun who isn't genuinely bubbly nor does he know how to act the part#he is a machine made to fulfill a purpose#and yeah leaving the ruined plex and becoming a chef was a big change for him#but serving customers out of sight from the kitchen wasn't too drastic a change#so he pours his efforts into his new role#he's also SO unintentionally funny#just logical deadpan and blunt to a fault#he's basically the no-nonsense straight man of the comedic trio#but don't worry#whenever i get to writing their story#Sunny will learn how to love#it's just going to take a while to get there#and it won't look the same as with Moon or Eclipse#but he will get there in his own way
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