#but it doesn’t make it any less funny
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absolutely in love with how star trek is set in a near-utopian future where discrimination and inequality are almost non-existent and then you just have leonard “i will call you a slur without hesitating” mccoy looming in the corner like >:)
#i know i know#bones and spock are supposed to be foils#but it doesn’t make it any less funny#star trek#star trek tos#star trek aos#star trek the original series#star trek movies#star trek reboot#leonard mccoy#bones mccoy#americanbi���s posts
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whatever the fuck happened between rio and agatha KATHRYN HAHN IS STILL FEELING THAT AFTERMATH FULL FORCE 😭😭😭😭LMFAOOOOOOO
#blushing and moaning and fanning herself#yap#agatha all along#agathario#agatha harkness#rio vidal#vidahark#appropriate reaction. doesn’t make it any less funny
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mtdd week day 5 - au
idol au moment yayyy. they have history
#mtddweek2024#i think this would be shortly after Susie joins#she’s not very confident in her place in the group yet but through shenanigans she follows flamberge on this goose chase#and they get to bond a little bit and bla bla bla#flamberge doesn’t care much but i think being surrounded by so many reserved people she’s kind of excited to witness drama up close for onc#also tried to make meta’s dialogue a little less formal since he’s yknow. Not a knight here lol#debated having Kirby just call him meta but#this au is already self indulgent might as well go all in#kirbyposting#my art or something#meta knight#king dedede#metadede#kirby#flamberge kirby#susie haltmann#idol au#quinn does comics#sorry divorced mtdd is so funny to me lol#this is incredibly unserious but i got stuck on whether or not to include the bet thing because maybe that’s. a bit much#but i dont think any of them would care enough to investigate otherwise lol..?#im gonna speculate the bet was Zan’s idea tho
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looked over at my sheet of paper for scrap work after a physics test today and saw this:
I was cracking up for like a minute straight. Don’t let movies lie to you this is the true physics student experience
#I was evaluating an integral in my head and writing it down as I went to keep the negatives straight#but that doesn’t make the visual effect any less funny#from my very own mouth#physics
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It’s actually insane how fandom in general has become so scared of making weird and dark and ugly works. Like I look at myself and see how I have also subconsciously adapted this instinct to self censor and make things “marketable” and it’s making me want to crawl out of my skin. I need to get weirder and worse and more off-putting hello
#I need to write a proper Spectra&Gus meta bc it’s been cooking me how people don’t Want to see the insanity in them#argh#d0 stuff#negative#d0 smashes the keyboard#like yes#Gus’s devotion and loyalty are extreme and these feelings make him do stupid things that he is absolutely aware of being stupid#but let’s not pretend that these feelings go both ways in their relationship#Spectra (for like. the majority of the New Vestroia except the maybe last 12 eps?) sees Gus as a convenient tool#like Yeah he is like. a person and all that but Spectra doesn’t Interact with him when it doesn’t concern his business so#and also yes. he gives Gus a level of autonomy that one might not exactly expect from how usually these relationships go but#one Has to question if it’s bc of his goodwill or bc he is safe in his knowledge that Gus would never leave him#which. fun and sick and makes them sooo compelling#I would also argue that Spectra/Keith don’t even miss Gus when he ‘died’ as a person at first#but as the second pair of hands for work#like it was quite funny to see Spectra give instructions to air only to be reminded that his minion died#but it does rise the question of why hasn’t it happened before or in any other situation#(which I must say I really dig because yes. Spectra has always been centred around his ambitions so ofc this is where it would hurt first)#but yeah. sth sth Spectra only starts his journey of Actually giving a shit about Gus and acknowledging his importance to him as a person#by the end of nv#you could still argue it was partially (or maybe wholly) motivated by convenience that Gus presents but#it really was the first time Spectra has personally expressed his tie to Gus gah#all of this to say#they are sickos; each in their own way; and I think we can really make this more sinister and insane than we’ve allowed ourselves#throughout the years so far#like yeah. can I see them as a happy couple? sure! but also can I see this as a very codependent (more so from Gus’s angle) relationship#that’s being sprinkled with Tons of manipulation from Spectra? also yes#actually sorry for this wall of tags idk what got me thinking about them again#but it’s so so biting the bars day bc these guys are so fun!! we just have to let them be and maybe read canon through less good intentions#ok uhhh
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i get that this is an audio medium so there are limitations on how motions and actions can be conveyed however this does also mean that every so often it becomes arthur moaning and whimpering: the podcast
#icarus speaks#malev lb#suggestive#i get that it’s to convey motion and the grunting and fear etc#but that doesn’t make it any less funny
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Something I will never get over is how quickly Sherry goes “Hey! You guys can adopt me!” at the end of RE2. She literally just became an orphan and she’s already looking for new parents and asking for pets
#‘I always wanted pets but my mom said they’re too messy’#the mother you were just crying over?? 😭#idk it’s just so fucking funny to me how upbeat she is#yeah yeah everybody grieves differently and it hasn’t set in entirely for her yet BUT that doesn’t make this any less funny#do not make this sad or I’ll bite your ankles#resident evil#resident evil 2#resident evil 2 remake#re2#re2r#sherry birkin#moose posting#moose rambles
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Watching the caped crusader,
Without spoilers it is a 10/10 however (spoilers)
I feel for Alfred and Montoya
Montoya constantly get herself shut down by people like bullock and flask and after all the suffering she goes through at her job, she gets a girlfriend who seems to love and cherish her…
but it’s fucking Harley Quinn
This girl just can’t catch a break
And Alfred oh dear God Alfred
I kind of hate his dynamic with Bruce right now. I’m not that far into the series, but there seems to be less reciprocated affection from Bruce, especially with the whole standing outside his door and saying “you’re going to help me.”
This bruce definitely feels more cynical than other interpretations (more of his trauma peaks through as with the flash backs) so the change dynamic kind of makes sense. It’s not a bad one just getting used to if you’re a fan of older series like me.
Still everything works well and it really is a fun time. Like maws its a fun new take on both Heroes and Villains (even gives the spotlight to people animated fans may not have seen before).
#the caped crusader#renee montoya#bruce wayne#as a fan of btas sad bullock is actually a dirty cop but hey#doesn’t make the show any less good#excited for what else it has in store#bruce please be nicer to your butler he just wants to see you healthy#and happy but i think even he knows thats almost impossible#small bruce terrifies me#also i know they arent but part of me likes to imagine maws and cc in the same universe just because#the high alien tech filled city of metropolis a state away from gotham whose who live is black and white gangster film is funny#again aware they arent#but its a funny thing to imagine
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i rarely see people talking about the trans girl substory in y3 and like. yakuza may have its issues with iffy representation here and there but I’ll give them credit for that one, it was simple but it was sweet and kiryu was very in character. my only question is: where the hell did kiryu learn the word transgender
#he already knew it for some reason and I’m not saying that’s super unrealistic but like let’s be real#SOMEONE had to have told him what it means at some point#im gonna assume ako did but they never use the Word in her earlier appearances I don’t think#anyway this substory is funny to me and very sweet#my friends and I were saying it’s like. the follow-up to rina (the lesbian hostess in y1) telling him he can go out with a guy if he wants#to (because he just admitted he wants to) and him going silent and staring at the ceiling in deep contemplation#the follow-up being: he meets another queer person who’s confiding in him and he almost immediately asks ‘so you’re trans. that’s not the#same thing as being gay right’#like he asks her that in game. and it just sounds like he’s been wondering about this for a WHILE like it’s been lingering in the back of#his head just waiting for the right situation#man’s figuring some of his own shit out#as dumb as it sounds I like to think that was him thinking to himself ‘okay… they’re not the same thing… so IF im gay… it doesn’t make me#any less of a man than I was before…hypothetically’#hdjdjffjfjvn but anyway obviously hc/speculation but hey it’s fun#that substory was written for us queers anyway. we can do what we want with if#rambling#kiryu#y3
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A knk AU of sorts that’s mostly in canon bc everything is still the same except Rei is unaware of everything like he doesn’t know the organization exists, he doesn’t know Tobi is an agent, he doesn’t know Yuu is after him he’s just vibing and being confused why some guy lives with him now but he doesn’t question it, meanwhile Tobi is the same tho in this case he’s his assigned bodyguard who has to make sure he remains unaware
Somehow they start dating and Rei discovers it the same way my fave movie scene ever plays out
#it’s dumb but hear me out#it’s funny#he finds out in the reinochi wedding no less#reinochi divorce#I just like the idea of guy trying to make sure the other guy doesn’t die but the other guy isn’t any help bc he’s not aware of anything
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I’m sorry but some fics leave Steve on such a bleak note. Like the whole fic is about Steve trying to find meaning in his life and escape from the past and then the fic ends with lots of mention of what Eddie’s planning for the future and no proper mention of Steve’s plans or hopes or wants.
if the whole fic is Steve learning that he *can* have hopes and dreams, that he doesn’t have to wait till the world ends again to be worth something, I actually don’t think just saying “well Eddie thinks he’s worth something” is a proper resolution. Even just a few lines discussing that Steve wants to find something more or is starting some hobby! Let Steve have hobbies 😭.
“Steve is spiralling, he can’t leave hawkins, what if something happens and no one is there to stop”
And then it ends with
“Steve AND Eddie live in Hawkins because what if something happens”
This doesn’t feel like progress for Steve.
All I’m trying to say is I’m a little sick of “love conquers all” when a character is set up as having obvious mental health issues and then the love interests comes and we’re meant to believe that fixed it.
#steve harrington#steddie#this is less serious than my wording makes it seem#initially it was so funny how many times steve in a fic is given some throwaway job as cage after development#like what do you mean stave became a mechanic off screen#love doesn’t fix shit all by itself#not directed at any fics in particular just the amalgam of all the steddie fics I’ve read over the past year
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In other news, my church sign has been hit by a car for the *checks notes* fourth time
#my dad says he’s starting to take this personally lol#also The Boy is calling me Friday. less nervous than before but still nervous#I think the thing I may have figured out as to why I’m feeling panicky about this is that (at least currently) it doesn’t feel intense at#all. like does that make any sense? maybe this is because I’m not a teenager anymore but like#he’s smart he’s funny and makes me laugh we share some interests but are also fairly different he’s easy to talk to but I don’t feel like#I’ve been hit in the head with a frying pan? does that make any sense??#argh. and he literally has said nothing about feelings like at all#which is chill with me on the one hand but on the other I have NO IDEA how he feels about me#I mean the fact that we text all the time and he talks to me for hours on the phone kind of says a lot but he’s literally said NOTHING#like he’s probably just waiting until I’m not on the other side of the globe that makes sense and I like taking it slow but also THE#UNCERTAINTY GIRLIES#I love the friendship and the fact that we jive so well as friends but though I may not seem like it in-person I AM A ROMANTIC HELP
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I caught myself looking like 😑 again at the grocery store today and I feel so awkward. I don’t want to come off as an asshole to anyone working there (it must suck as a job, especially during summer tourist season) but my face is just like this! I think it would be really funny if I got a custom t-shirt one day that just said “sorry, it’s (probably) not you. My face is just like this” with the 😑 emoji under it
#emma posts#when it doesn’t look like 😑 it looks like 😳#i just remembered today that part of the reason it’s like this was that in highschool if i looked like that my bullies got bored#was always switching between 😑 and 😳 and now those are just my defaults#the 😳 would probably be around regardless tho#it’s kinda funny how my teacher mom has strangers approach her regularly but my dad and I and maybe my brothers don’t get that#but my dad is 6ft with a 😑 expression most of the time in public#my brothers have different vibes but are also huge#youngest has got an awkward gentle giant energy#and middle kid has what I can only call a ‘more subtle bakugo rizz’ if that makes any sense#dude needs to take his meds like the rest of us#I really went from 😳 elementary to 😑 highschool expression wise#and one is anxiety and autism while the other is autism and defense against bullies#but now my face is just like that by default and it’s super awkward#I’m also self conscious about how i look while laughing#but that’s a mostly separate thing#mostly#non-human animals get the ☺️ expression though so they like my vibes better#I also try to be like that with kids. and I am a little internally. but I also panic about how the respond to them#I’d blame one specific younger cousin experience but I’m not totally sure#either way I look a little less 😑 to them but probably still a little 😳#kids with anxiety seem to like me though. we get each other’s vibes I guess 🤷♀️#but gods. I don’t want to look at cashiers like 😑 in the checkout but i keep doing it#and when i consciously try to stop i often look more like 😳#girl has no rizz if you’re not a cat#I react the same way to energetic dogs as I do most kids which is a bit weird tbh#I end up looking like a combination of 😳😐😬😦😅 when I try to talk to neighbors#my only advantage is that people think my jokes are funny. at least in person#and I can at least tell when someone is faking their smile response#if there are two things I can usually pick up on it’s nervousness and amusement
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insulting cities and calling them a bad place to live because the people who live there tend to be lower-middle class is fucked up, just in case anyone didn’t know that already.
#i’m so pissed off over this stupid fucking video i just saw literally dragging the city i grew up in#and none of the reasons were valid. idk how people find that funny.#like one of their reasons was what peoples houses looked like i literally wanna fuck someone up rn#it’s just like any city there’s good and bad parts but that doesn’t make anyone who lives there less deserving of respect#literally every single critique they had is just what living in a city is like. could say the same things for boston i’m sure.#op
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lot going on lots good lots bad but it’s WEIRD bc i’m still like surprisingly pretty present. exhibiting mindfulness and healthy coping mechanisms
#‘healthy coping mechanisms’ 2 cups black coffee one cup green tea one large celsius one protein shake. Sue me!#i’m sure running’s been doing something to me but man i couldn’t tell you what exactly#i think i just feel fresher this year. or semester i suppose#no more random ties to high school friends who don’t care about me#best friend’s always busy which sucks but i actually talk to people on campus more now?#been moving more & focusing on nutrition in a way that doesn’t make me hate myself#i’ll be moved out of this house by the end of this eeekend#Eek! not changing that it’s funny#but#it’s interesting#like yeah i’m also more stressed than maybe ever before 💀 but like#idk i guess i kind of like it#resume type shit I love adversity!#i need to do an extracurricular or like volunteer or some shit#bc obviously i need to pack my schedule even more#i just think that’d be like the college admission icing on the cake yk#bc my SAT score is kinda mid for any major tech schools#i also have to lock in and make some kind of art portfolio if i wanna get into like. any. program i actually wanna do 💀 which bites#but that’s fine#lots on the agenda one day at a time#i’m getting stress sick though which is marginally less fun#modcheck
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Me. Me. Me Fr.
You get me. You understand.
I’ve decided. My Pronouns are whatever the opposite of my presentation is. If you’re not sure you have to guess and if you guess wrong I will declare you a misogynist and you will be forced to complete a saw trap. if you get scared and default to they/them I will declare you a misogynist and you will be forced to complete a saw trap.
#thank you#this is so real#im a woman but I don’t want anybody to know that#because it’s funny to correct people#they give you the most fearful look#like “OH sorry#😟#teehee#I may not be genderfluid but that doesn’t make me want to confuse people any less
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