#but it DOESN'T EXIST

[alongtidesoflight]

no one suffers as much as a non-american whose parent REALLY got into some obscure usamerican documentary series that has 538537 seasons that only got a half-assed translation and never had a complete run on tv

because at one point that parent is gonna stand in front of you asking you to torrent the show BUT PLEASE only the full AND translated show (turns out your country was only broadcasting the first three seasons, and didn't bother dubbing OR subbing the other seasons) (there's 5 more seasons that she's now burning to watch but also refuses to because it's in english and i NEED to find her a translated one asap pls (it doesn't EXIST))

so you figure out that maybe it's just time to look for the first three seasons on official streaming platforms to keep her happy and of course they're not on them either so now she's pissed and i'm the unfortunate bystander lmfao

edit:// i just double checked and it has 15 SEASONS

[mt07131]

Fancy a little shopping? @infamous-if

Inspired by @malefiicarum's (hope you don't mind me tagging you!) amazing little merch spread here

[tamsinswriting]

True story . . . .

Sometimes, the urge to write a fic doesn't come from the genuine need to write something, but from wanting to read it. And, unfortunately, no one has written this specific thing you want.

[hosseinis]

the thing about the mummy movies is that you really spend most of the time thinking "wow brendan fraser's character is so cool" or "man oded fehr is so mysterious and heroic" when the fact of the matter is that these two

are the absolute most batshit insane heroes in the entire franchise

these two are intellectual loner siblings with archeology backgrounds who read and speak ancient egyptian, hire a dude directly out of prison to take them to a lost city of gold, and fight mummies literally with their bare hands. twice.

no one in these movies stands a chance against the carnahans. frankly they're lethal in how willing they are to make the absolute and most undeniably deranged decisions. jonathan pickpockets a dude on fire. evy's resurrected from the dead and immediately remembers how to use sai. they're racking shotguns from a cliff in this scene and then proceed to blow away half the antagonists.

rick and ardeth should be so lucky

[eastendripper]

hunting for reference photos and just... there's no pics of the metro's inside from the bird point of view??? how insulting

[shut-up-rabert]

Be careful of Asexuals y'all, I heard they aren't fucking around

[abyssalzones]

hey does anyone remember that weird photoshoot those guys who run the institute of oddology did back in the 80's?

(consider this a companion piece to that other fake magazine post)

also bonus uncropped interview blurb under the cut

[theflavorpurple]

posting these on tumblr bc i forgot i didnt

[wrontk]

Ok but fact Cuddy cannonically dreamed House and Wilson would get married and raise her kid together if she ever died-

[mythicalcoolkid]

You don't wish your disability was worse or more visible, you wish your disability was taken seriously. Please stop confusing the two, I guarantee you would not get the support you need JUST by being more severe or more visible. Please listen to visibly disabled people when we tell you it isn't better on our side

[egophiliac]

buckle up lads we're going BACK INTO THE BOOK

[lazylittledragon]

i need guenhwyvar to be Cat so bad

[norclop]

For those new to the Danny Phantom fandom

Assume any and all fanfics have bad parents Maddie and Jack Fenton and vivisection/dissection unless stated otherwise

Danny has to be the most impressive or overpowered there just because

Phantom planet? Don't know her

Canon is barely a thing

We have achieved the creation of a culture within the ghost zone with absolutely no basis on canon that we all agree upon and it's your business to figure out

Yes, that ship exists and it's quite popular

No matter the time of year there's always a fandom event going on

[ronanlynchbf]

tshirt that says NO LIVE ORGANISM CAN CONTINUE FOR LONG TO EXIST SANELY UNDER CONDITIONS OF ABSOLUTE REALITY

[satsuha]

big brother pride

[lotus-pear]

if being cringefail losers was a crime these two idiots would get the life sentence