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there r real teens out there who think discovering nirvana is a special achievement 

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this is my son, his name is wymack jr

my girlfriend named him bc shes so smart and wonderful

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cosplay as an exy goalpost, it’s the only way they’d ever hit on you

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when chappell said you can kiss a hundred boys in bars shoot another shot try to stop the feeling she was talking about louis bringing 128 boys to his apartment in san francisco from gay bars

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as much as I highly dislike Marius and think he is extremely abusive, I think that everyone needs to remember that Armand LOVES Marius. Armand literally loves Marius more then he loves anyone. And it would be *extremely* difficult for Armand to stop loving marius, or to accept that he was bad to him. Armand loves Marius so fuckinh much he based his entire concept of what love even is on his relationship with Marius. Armand literally took Marius’s literal first name as his surname bcus he thinks of Marius as the most essential person in his life to the point where he positions him as not just his only family, but his literal culture and ancestry. Marius is Armand’s Father, Savior, God, Maker, and Husband. Armand loves Marius more than most people have ever loved anyone 😭 and I think it takes away from Armand’s character to act like he would be able to let go of that (at least in anyway that wouldn’t take many many years and a lot of gore)

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I really want Jean to have a moment where he truly gets over his complicated feelings for Kevin. To accept that things were fucked because there was no other option. That Kevin still cares deeply for him even if he doesn't see Jean that way.

I also want Jean to text Kevin "Had sex with your crush. Die mad about it" and not elaborate.

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discovered today that a significant chunk of the fandom missed the whole “Lestat is a literal actor as a metaphor for how he’s constantly performing for others even offstage, even over a century later” bit of season 2 as well as how he and Armand work as foils so I guess I’m writing that meta now.

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Can’t wait until s3 comes out and everyone gets to meet sensitive cry baby soft lestat like you guys don’t get it he liked the monastery because he would get in trouble there and that meant someone cared about him enough to punish him, all he can read and write are his own name and a few prayers, the first thing he uses his vampiric strength for is cartwheels like Lestat haters prepare to take it back or die by my sword

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lesbianism is a spectrum

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tysm for the comm ⊹ ࣪ ˖

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I keep seeing this discourse about how Louis is not going to like Lestat’s music and it seems to come from the way he was disinterested in Armand’s plays. I think what people don’t seem to get is his disinterest in the plays were signs that Louis wasn’t completely into his relationship with Armand. The show isn’t going to flat out tell you anything, it shows you.

Like yes he didn’t like the plays and when Armand asks him to show up he does but still displays disinterest. Yet with Lestat even when Louis wasn’t completely interested in the same things as him he was always present with Lestat bc he was completely IN that relationship. I think the opera scene is such a great example of this bc when you are in love with someone you are interested in the things that makes you partner happy.

So I don’t think whether he truly likes Lestat’s music matters. He will be completely invested no matter what bc it’s Lestat and Louis is obsessed with that man

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you know i actually do watch the show for the plot assad zaman and his fat fucking tits were just a bonus

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Loumand argument, you will always be famous.

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Be patient.