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He is so completely beyond everything at this point
#but is so tires dad coded#like 'great buddy how nice' without even looking up#lmaoo#as i watch dungeon meshi#dungeon meshi#dungeon meshi spoilers#chilchuk tims#chilchuck#laios touden
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Ok I know I'm heavily biased here but like I kinda love that Astarion's romance is one of the few in this type of video game where you basically end up canonically unmarried and childfree in his "good" ending? Just travelling the world??
Like it's honestly the millennial dream lmfaoo cannot believe i chose what would undoubtedly be my favorite option, first try
#also love that he's basically atheist like ok thanks you made the man exactly coded to be my type#and the humor and beautiful curly hair is very much something my IRL partner has too so like... how can i resist#anyways not sure a lot of people relate cause i think a lot of people want that fairytale romance#even tho wyll is right there yall#but i love me an unconventional or nontraditional one!!#i'm TIRED of being married with children as the endgame pls let's not do it#also a lot of people seem into him being a dad and im like... how? why? where in canon did he ever lmfao#more power to ya if you dig it but i just dont see it being in character#like in DAI i loved cullen and my inquisitor getting married and having a dog#and they seem the type to wants kids one day. but Tav & Astarion? lol no#i just think it's neat#is this a hot take? i have no idea but i don't see it mentioned a lot as a new fan tbh#pls do not come at me you can enjoy whatever you like#i haven't seen the ascended stuff so idk if being his 'consort' is like being his bride#but i feel like overall it's not and the vibe isn't all that different in this sense#except that you're hosting evil parties instead of travelling :/#Astarion#bg3 spoilers#baldur's gate 3#baldur's gate 3 spoilers#bg3#also YEA he's nice to Arabella but you can tolerate certain kids without wanting one or being 'good parent' material#case in point: me lmfao#OKAY update i saw the AA stuff and yeah you're kind of implied vamp married and he does mention spawn as children đ«#but he also says in banter he won't make any other spawn??? so what is it dude#anyway that's also clearly the âbadâ route and he doesn't seem as happy as unascended#who feels âtruly freeâ#and if you're durge I'm pretty sure its even worse to consider having kids?? lol#but i digress#pk plays bg3
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when you and your partner have to take turns looking after your frail and sickly adopted son
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#whumpcode#rain code#my art#cropped art#yuma kokohead#yakou furio#vivia twilight#viviakou#is this anything?#just did this for lolz#yuma kokohead has 2 dads au?? đ€#nahhh too silly he's likely a grown man too lmao#its just fun to make him look so small and vulnerable and cozy in the arms of these perpetually tired men :3
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Percy: Grover I blew up the camp bathrooms last night.
Grover: Haha yeah and I ate lizard last night
Percy: You did???? I thought you were a vegetarian??
Grover: No?? I thought we were telling each other things that didn't happen???
Percy:
Grover:
Percy: So funny story-
Grover: Perseus Jackson.
#grover is so tired dad friend coded#give this man a break#percy jackson#pjo#percy jackson and the olympians#pjo hoo toa#percy jackson disney+#percy jackson show#heros of olympus#grover underwood#rrverse#rick riordan#chalice of the gods#pjo incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes
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#they are so father daughter coded to me#like their whole dynamic is just#mwuah#chefs kiss#i love them so so much the lil goobers#literally tired af alcohol loving dad and his strange lesbian daughter#id die for them idc#dunmeshi#chilchuck#marcille
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just finished undertale. ok i see the vision. i now understand yall's Sans-to-Benrey obsession pipeline. and the Papyrus-to-Tommy Coolatta pipeline
#undertale#hlvrai#hlvrai2#benrey#tommy coolatta#papyrus#benry#hlvrai benry#sans undertale#sans#undertale sans#undertale spoilers#i loved Papyrus so much and the whole time i was playing i was like hmm he reminds me of someone...? TOMMY. HE REMINDS ME. OF TOMMY.#i played pacifist but i saw how if u kill every1 n spare Papyrus Sans tells him every1 else is on a vacation bc truth would be too hard#file under: lies Gordon would tell Tommy if anything happened to Sunkist or his dad Gman#we wanna protect Tommy but on the other hand. the horrors r everywhere & Tommy go ham with a gun (he's terrified & acting on pure instinct)#(even tho Tommy has definitely faced his share of horrors in contrast to how Papyrus's loved ones try to shelter him from bloodshed)#i wanna write a paper psychoanalyzing Sans and Benrey in comparison to each other SOOOOO badly#it's been a hot minute since i last watched hlvrai (have seen it at least 4 times but not recently. did watch bbvrai live tho!)#im so extremely tired rn so i can't form proper thoughts :( but like:#they both have unfathomable otherworldly power and knowledge of their respective universes#but u wouldn't know it bc they're presented as just some chill guy who likes to make jokes and Vibe man#sike! they're a being of elderitch levels of power#they both act in accordance to game code but Sans can control parts of it (can see the timeline) while Benrey is much more subject to it#in some ways they are the antithesis of each other's motives but also contain the same vibes (all-powerful guy laidback n funny final boss)#Sans is judgment but doesn't interfere with the timeline. Benrey takes action that's âi knew this was gonna happenâ#Benrey is fought as the final villain whereas Sans is arguably the final hero fight#anyways THEIR VIBES ARE BOTH SO !!!!!!!!!!!!!#idk if they'd be besties or mortal enemies#they can bond over being âunseriousâ (but they both take their true jobs very seriously. security guard and judgment bringer respectively)
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Have a random drawing of Keith with a little redesign of my own in it
I did this while binge watching Voltron(Iâm aware Iâm being queerbaited unfortunately) but yknow, I (hopefully) will live on in maybe peace.
And also apologies for the change of username (again)
Since Iâm gonna be soon posting little things about my upcoming story, I had to change my name to something more easier (for mostly my sake but yall too)
Anyways enjoy this
#voltron#klance#Iâm not gonna recover#Art#be gay do crimes#aspec#Keith is just me with no dad and no daddy issues smh#queer#Iâm just hyper fixating on klance and AppleRadio at the same time rn#iâm so tired#in transmasc Keith we stand#OH OH AND HES SO AROACE CODED#Iâm just coping now#OH AND AUTISM#SO AUTISTIC CODED I LOVE HIM
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happy tuesday i think hereâs more of our husband !! hes such a little guy i should reread his comics
#spiderman noir#spider noir#spider man noir#ghost having enrichment time in her enclosure#hes so lana del rey vinyl#off to the races coded#maybe cherry too#squeezes him#my art#tired dad core!#i honestly dont care how old he is#19 or 40 hes still my pookie
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Something that literally changed my life was working with a friend on a coding thing. He was helping me create an auto rig script and was trying to explain something to me but his words were just turning into static in my brain. I was tired and confused and there was so many new concepts happening.
I could feel myself working toward a crying meltdown and was getting preemptively ashamed of what was about to happen when he said, âHey, are you someone who benefits from breaks?â
It broke me.
Did I benefit from breaks? I didnât know. Iâd never taken them.
When a problem frustrated or upset me I just gritted my teeth and plowed through the emotional distress because eventually if you batter and flail at something long enough you figure it out. So what if you get bruised on the way.
I viscerally remembered in that moment being forced to sit at the table late into the night with my dad screaming at me, trying to understand math. I remembered taking that with me into adulthood and having breakdowns every week trying to understand coding. I could have taken a break? Would it help? I didnât know! Iâd never taken one!
âYes,â I told him. We paused our call. I ate lunch. I focused on other stuff for half an hour. I came back in a significantly better state of mind, and the thing heâd been trying to explain had been gently cooking in the back of my head and seemed easier to understand.
Now when I find myself gritting my teeth at problems I can hear his gentle voice asking if I benefit from breaks. Yes, dear god, yes why did I never get taught breaks? Why was the only way I knew to keep suffering until something worked?
I was relating to this same friend recently my roadtrip to the redwoods with my wife. âWe stopped every hour or so to get out and stretch our legs and switch drivers. It was really nice. When I was a kid weâd just drive twelve hours straight and not stop for anything, just gas. Weâd eat in the car and power through.â
He gave a wry smile, immediately connecting the mindset of my parents on a road trip to what theyâd instilled in me about brute forcing through discomfort. âDo you benefit from breaks?â he echoed, drawing my attention to it, making me smile with the same sad acknowledgement.
Take breaks. Youâre allowed. You donât have to slam into problems over and over and over, let yourself rest. It will get easier. Take. Breaks.
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#>be me >be tired all the time & do basically nothing all day >remember i have a lot of work to do and am basically fucked if i dont#start it immediately >avoid the work until i literally cant anymore and sometimes even if i can >hand in an incoherent unfinished mess of a#a homework and sometimes not even that >go to sleep late >repeatjhbwjekelf#sorry for using the greentext format in tags & i dont think i even used it right but swagever#its getting dire i spent four hours last night coding frenetically and literally fighting to keep on track and thats for an assignment i#actually like!! with french or whatever its so much harder to get anything done#its gotten to the point where my MOTHER. who like. i love her a lot but shes a doctor and does that whole âit's fine & ur making things upâ#thing. SHE looked me in the eyes and went. I think u might have adhd too (as in like ur dad)#like damn am i really fucking up the executive dysfunction that bad. has it really gotten 2 that point.#nvm dont answer that.#mine#vent#whateverrrr ill probably snap out of it eventually and realize i am ruining my grades & maybe my uni chances. whatever#its like actually soooo chill btw i just like complaining lowkey <3 but also not. so
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the line "searching for that feeling like an i love you that isn't words" is sooo me coded actually
#hashtag CODA things đâïž#very funny to me that it's so me codes bc my dads deaf and ''like an i love u that isn't words'' = đ€ but#my dad HATES twenty one pilots. absolutely despises them. dunks on them constantly#goodnight tumblr i am oh so tired and have work tomorrow#;malls;
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teenagers | hugh jackman
an: i love yâall thanks for supporting my delusions about a 55 year old man (are yâall tired of me posting hugh/logan fics yet?? lol)
Your seventeen year old daughter, Olivia, leaned her phone against the paper tower holder. You and Hugh were getting breakfast ready while Olivia did god knows what. You would see her film tiktoks and take selfies for her instagram often so you assumed she was doing that. You were proven right when music started playing from her phone.
âI think the appleâs rotten right to the core. . . â
You watched as Olivia danced to the song. You werenât even sure what the dance was, but you found it fun. Hugh just stood there completely confused.
Olivia finished the dance the turned her phone to record yours and Hughâs reaction. She obviously posted it to tiktok where marvel fans found it funny that you and Hugh didnât know what was going on.
oliviaaajckmn: 1 million dollars and Iâll make mum and dad do the apple dance in their costumes
wandasmagic wolverine is so brat coded
peter3stan PLS MAKE THEM DO THE DANCE
gwenpool âthank you olivia jackmanâ we all say in unison
buckysarm MAKE THEM DO THE DANCE AND MY LIFE IS YOURS
Hugh was a family man, it was no secret. Something he always loved doing was bringing his kids to work. Your two boys practically grew up on the x-men and avengers set. When Olivia was on set, Hugh was basically her assistant.
âDad, I want a smoothie!â
âDad! Youâre not holding the umbrella right!â
But that was baby Olivia. Teenage Olivia spent most of her time in Hughâs trailer or annoying her father while he rested in his trailer.
âLiv, go annoy Ryan or Shawn. Let me take a quick nap.â Hugh mumbled. He was still in his wolverine costume using a jacket as a blanket.
âI just want to know why Thor was crying? And donât say whoâs Thor! I saw the footage old man!â
âOh my god! Is that Loki?â
No, the god of mischief wasnât on set of the new avengers movie. Olivia had named her puppy after her favorite marvel character. The internet found it funny that wolverine or your character wasnât the favorite.
Olivia was currently paying you a visit on the new avengers movie. To her, it did feel weird seeing you behind the camera instead of in front, but at least you were still part of the new marvel phase.
Pedro Pascal, the new Mr. Fantastic, asked for permission to pet the miniature dachshund. Olivia nodded and smiled when Loki the dog immediately took a liking to the older man.
âThis is so beautiful I think I might cry.â Olivia fake sobbed as Loki started exploring the avengers set, he almost tripped over several wires, but Olivia saved the pup from getting tangled. It reminded her of all the times she almost tripped on the camera wires when she was younger.
âHey, mother,â Olivia greeted you with a kiss on the cheek. She wasnât the only one giving you a kiss, Loki had jumped into yours arms ready to give you kisses. âLoki missed you too.â
âOnly Loki?â You teased. âOr are you just here to get a picture with Pedro?â
âYou know me so well, mom.â
#hugh jackman x reader#marvel actress!reader#marvel fanfiction#hugh jackman one shot#hugh jackman imagine#hugh jackman fanfic#hugh jackman#wolverine x reader
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Feral Tim
I have found I have a great love for Feral Tim Drake. This is a Tim Drake who has built his own moral code in an echoing, empty house and tracking vigilantes across rooftops. First it should be noted that Timâs loyalty is tied closer to Robin than it is to Batman. That his motivation for blackmailing Bruce to become Robin was more toward saving Robinâs Dad and Robinâs legacy than saving Batman.Â
Little Tim Drake is Obsessively, Desperately, Dangerously protective of the Robin legacy and his predecessor Robins, particularly Robin #2 Jason Todd. It becomes well known in Gotham, really quickly that it is not a good idea to insult Robin while Robin #3 is around. Â
As always, I have no idea what is cannon here.
Like, if you insult Robin #3 to his face, you will get a laugh and an agreement-He will still stop you from your crimes but you wonât end up extra hurt. If you insult Robin in general, Robin #3 will be more aggressive in taking you down and you will get some extra bruises. If you insult Robin #1, you can expect at least one additional broken bone, which bone depends on the insult. However if you insult Robin #2, Robin #3 will bite and he will bite to the bone; you will be mauled and chances are Batman will have to pull Robin #3 off you.Â
Count of Bites, before all of Gotham got the point: 4 low level criminals, 3 civilians (all of which were drunk, belligerent, and woke up the next day confused about their injuries), no less than 16 assorted Goons, and The Penguin.Â
I want you to take a moment to picture Batman, who got a bit less violent after getting Robin #3 but got substantially less violent because he had to be a tired dad prying his little gremlinâs jaws off The Penguin. Everyone is distinctly uncomfortable with Batman apologizing to The Penguin.Â
So Gothamites, no matter the type, learned that one does not insult Robin #2 ever. In fact avoid insulting Robins, unless you are specific enough to be insulting Robin #3 (Though they would not have cause to know for several more years, this protectiveness extended to both Robin #4, the girl Robin, and Robin # 5, the Stabby Robin). Batman gets less violent by virtue of now chasing after a child with negative fear responses (Seriously, Scarecrow once dosed him with his latest fear gas and Robin #3 did not even appear to notice). Gotham, as a whole (Goons, Civilians, all of the other Rogues, other vigilantes) and without consulting each other, decides that Robin #3 and The Joker cannot ever meet. There is a herculean, sustained effort by all of the Rogues and Goons to keep the Joker distracted until Batman can send Robin away whenever the Joker breaks out. Consensus is that no one quite knows which will come out victorious, but there would be substantial damage. Also, Robin would end up biting the Joker and no one is sure what the Jokerâs blood would do to him.
We fast forward to Red Hood taking over Crime Alley. He does not notice but the first time he ranted about Robin every one of his subordinates, plus the three Black Mask Goons in the room, flinches. They all relax when it becomes clear that the Robin Red Hood takes offense to is Robin #3. Â No one quite knows how to tell Red Hood that, for his health, he should stop insulting Robins (there had never been any real discussion about it). Black Mask and Ivy, at separate times, try to awkwardly pass on the warning but did not quite get the message across (there really is no way to phrase âThe tiny child in the traffic light colors is dangerous and will do you actual damage if you disparage his personal hero, the dead Robinâ).Â
As soon as it got around that Red Hood hunts Robins, with Robin #3 specifically being a target, Batman does ship him out to Titan Tower at once, but not for the reason that Red Hood thinks. It is not actually to protect Robin, not really. Itâs because Batman has figured out that Red Hood was once Jason, and he knows down to his bones that Timâs moral compass stays on this side of the killing line because he believes that both Jason and Dick would have a problem with him killing. If he finds out that Jason, the preferred of the two, is ok with killing, that line goes out the window. And then Batman is going to need to put Robin on a child leash.Â
So Red Hood goes to attack a Robin far from the nest and it starts about how he expected. He got in a few good hits, and his replacement actually does have some decent moves. Then Jason makes a disparaging remark about âthe Robin that diedâ that, had he been allowed to finish his sentence, would have circled back around to insulting Tim. However he was not allowed to finish his sentence because instead of fighting on human teen, he was suddenly fighting some kind of demon (metaphorically), who in between mauling him (and how the fuck is this kid biting through kevlar, Jason would like to know) is screaming about how Red Hood was not allowed to talk about Timâs Robin like that.Â
For a few moments Red Hood gets to realize Robin is not locked in with him, he is locked in with Robin. Then one of Robinâs attacks pulls off the helmet (no bombs at this time, thankfully). As soon as Tim sees Jasonâs face he stops attacking and hugs him tightly, babbling about how good it is to see him alive and apologizing for attacking him as Tim thought it was just some villain being disrespectful. Tim pulls him through to the med bay to treat his injuries.Â
While Jason is being treated, and they wait for the lockdown to lift, Jason is struck by the realization that if he even implied he wanted it, Tim would go try to collect the Jokerâs head for him. This is quickly followed by the terrifying realization that Jason is 45% of this childâs moral compass (With Dick being about 30% with the remaining 25% being all Tim).Â
The Pit Rage is practically running from this level of crazy.Â
Jason finds himself escorting Tim back to the Cave, with Jason low key panicking. While there is some sympathy in the form of Dick, it turns out that Dick and Tim have a similar way of thinking (except where Tim imprinted on the two Robins, Dick imprinted on Bruce and Alfred) and the same recklessness. Itâs Bruce that Jason finds himself bonding with (Is Jason weirded out by the fact that, of his siblings, Jason-with his supernaturally enhanced anger and the bag of heads- is the most stable? Yes, Yes it does) as he desperately tries to keep Tim from doing damage (both physical and psychic) other people.
#batman#batfam#tim drake#jason todd#bruce wayne#tim drake is a menace#Tim Drake is feral#tim drake robin#Jason Tod is red hoo#dick grayson
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age gap | daniel ricciardo social media au
pairing: daniel ricciardo x fem reader
you are an influencer who starts dating older f1 driver daniel ricciardo
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yourbff1: the rumours are kinda funny tho
y/n.user: yeah.. "rumours"
user73: DOES THIS MEAN THAT THE RUMOURS ARE TRUE?
user62: what rumours?!
danielricciardo: xx
user83: daniel?
user2: wait... the rumours are that he and y/n are dating, right?
user74: yeah
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maxverstappen1: this is how i get to know your girlfriend?
daniel.jpg: sorryy maximilian
landonorris: isn't she too young? you old man
daniel.jpg: she has an old soul
y/n.user: DANIEL
landonorris: hey y/n. I'm lando btw
y/n.user: hey lando
user73: omg they are actually so cute together
user46: lmao she's just using him
user9: weird
user525: she's still a child omg
y/n.user: oh I wish. But thanks for compliment that I look young
user3: she slayed
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danielricciardo: she's always tired.. not my fault
y/n.user: ME? u always want to carry me
danielricciardo: not true
y/n.user: I'm done with you
landonorris: first couple fight?
danielricciardo: yeah..
user66: I'm starting to like them together
y/n.user: good taste
user3: idk but it's still weird
user2: she's so young
y/n.user: no wayyy
yourbff1: they are so cute
y/n.user: <3
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landonorris: poor danny boy
danielricciardo: I actually love them
maxverstappen1: no way
y/n.user: @ kellypiquet Kelly buy some t-shirt for max too. Atleast he doesn't have to repeat outfits
user63: poor daniel.. she's manipulating him
danielricciardo: I literally picked those t-shirts
user73: daniel and y/n are the best couple. Argue with the wall
yourbff3: omg i love you for this babe
y/n.user: I ate
user77: u did!
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user83: most hated but the best couple award goes to... y/n and daniel
y/n.user: thanks I guess
danielricciardo: our shoey was đ„
y/n.user: hell yeah
landonorris: what about me and you daniel? :(
danielricciardo: sorry lando
maxverstappen1: why is daniel acting like a teenager again
y/n.user: cause I changed him
user38: you really did
user3: I love this new version of danny
y/n.user: me too
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user83: daniel and his humour lol
y/n.user: baby u know that I can drink for a long time right?
danielricciardo: uhm of course
landonorris: he probably forgot your birthday
user63: yall stop hating and be happy for them
maxverstappen1: u kidnapped child?
danielricciardo: that's my nephew u idiot
maxverstappen1: oh sorry
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user73: uhm does she know that this is public account?
danielricciardo: Y/N?!
maxverstappen1: lol
maxverstappen1: @ danielricciardo u have a lot of work to do
danielricciardo: mate, kelly wants another kid too so shut up
user3: omg danny ric kid?
y/n.user: I hope
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Back at it again with my Danny is mom coded auâs, but this time itâs because of Clockwork that he suddenly has a whole ass teenage kid.
Clockwork had been bored or maybe he was playing a game against an opponent, or even lost a bet, whatever it was, he stepped in right as Jason was searching for his biological mother.
The DNA that would have registered itself as one Sheila Haywood, confirming Jasonâs mother, glitched a terrible green across the screens of the batcomputer.
In those few moments of chaos Jasonâs heart beat rapidly as he tried to figure out why the computer wasnât working, wondering if his only chance to find his mom â his blood mom â would never find success.
Then as suddenly as things went wrong the DNA settled and pinged.
Jason watched, his chest tight, as one Danny C. Works, formerly Danny Fenton appeared onto the big screen.
Danny looked a lot like Jason, short cut black hair more straight than the subtle curls of Jasonâs own; deep blue eyes, tired in a way that spoke of long days and nights, but with a warm happiness that made the familiar smile â the one Jason would see on himself every time he looked into the mirror â even more striking.
Jason didnât linger too long on the male identifying gender, nor the fact his mom leaned more towards a masculine name or clothing.
There were plenty of male to female, and female to male leaning individuals that lived in Crime Alley. He had seen it enough to not even bat an eye at it, even now. After all, in Gotham you minded your business least you find yourself in business you canât leave.
On a different monitor information of Danny C. Works piled for Jason to quickly browse through.
Danny was a senior engineer, no intimate relationships, and with no close connections to family outside of the tentative calls from Jasmine Fenton.
Danny was estranged from Jack and Madeline Fenton, a falling out that had occurred just a little before Dannyâs high school graduation. If Jason calculated it correctly that would have been â around the season Jason himself would have been born.
Okay, so no grandparents then but I might have a maybe aunt. Jason scrolled further and stilled.
Twin toddlers: Dante and Danielle Works.
Jason had baby siblings.
He doesnât let the sting of younger siblings consume him, doesnât allow the whispering thoughts of why he had been given up when his younger siblings had been kept and so very obviously loved.
Jason took deep breathes, he didnât have time to linger here. He had a family to get to, and a family he would get to.
It took almost all night to reach, the starlight night sky slowly and surely fading into cloudy wine as the sun rose, but Jason made it.
And when the door opened to his hesitant but firm knock, Jason was unable to speak. His mom â dad, maybe? Did they want to be mom or dad? â stood in the doorway, brows furrowed in confusion.
It was when Danny spoke his vigilante name did Jason only just realize that he was still dressed to the nineâs in his Robin costume.
#dpxdc#dp x dc#dc x dp#dcxdp#danny phantom#danny fenton#dp x dc crossover#dp x dc prompt#jason todd#Danny is mom to two de aged terrors#and will now be a mom to his newest terror#Dan and Ellie de aged due to circumstances when Danny left Amity Park#Dan and Ellie didnât form until recently from their cores#he had run away with the two and didnt have any connections to other family or friends until Jazz finally tracked him down#but he threatened to go no contact again should she try and push him to return to Amity and speak to their parents#Jazz understands and doesnât want to lose her baby brother again#clockwork meddled for whatever reason and now Danny is Jasonâs mom au#Danny is going to mother that child so hard#yes he is an adult#Jason WILL be loved >:(#Jason is also going to be the best big brother#Dan and Ellie love their mom and big brother#they will bite#Jason thinks Danny is ftm#Danny is biologically male but is more built like Maddie#misunderstandings of gender#and further misunderstandings on how Jason and his two siblings were conceived#Vlad Masters being a theatrical creep#Jason will fist fight old men#he will also fist fight his grandparents
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omg i remember your peaches and coconut fics hows my fav couple especially daddy eren i hope as freaky as ever đ€âșïžâșïž
theyâre doing soooo good!! you remember that fat rock and big house he promised you?? well he was able to get them for you and much more. take a walk with me real quick babeâ
this is 18+ so mdni thank yewww!!! cw include: black coded reader, eren being a dad, some talk about church stuff (not rlly), mentions of sexcapades w jean hehe (literally a whole ass flashback of reader giving them both head), oral m and f receiving, eren eating it over her panties, shoe humping, mentions of a lactation kink, unprotected sex, kinda public sex?? they fuck in a bathroom, creampie bc would it rlly be a fic by me if no one was getting nutted in? NOT PROOFREAD SAWRY </3
âren? rennyyy,â erenâs eyes cracked open at the sound of your soft voice, quickly connecting with yours. you were sitting on his stomach, hands resting on his chest while your cute lil cross necklace dangled in his face. he shifted his head the tiniest bit to read the alarm clockâ
6:37 A.M.
why were you waking him up so early?? it couldnât be for sexâŠnoâŠhe fucked you back to sleep around two, he couldnât hear any noise coming from your daughtersâ baby monitor, he didnât see your eldest daughter curled up next to him so what could it be??
âitâs sunday eren.â
fuckkkkk. âohâŠright,â eren let out a deep sigh, shutting his eyes once more. it was sundayâ which means church, which means seeing his father, which means making pointless small talk with your parents, which means hearing your daughters whine and cry about how tired they are and how they donât wanna go to the church daycare.
âwhy donât we just stay in this sunday hm?â eren said, voice laced with tiredness. he brought his hands to your hips, squeezing the soft flesh tenderly. you giggled, burying your face in his neck that still smelled of his body wash.
âvery veryyyy tempting but i promised my mom weâd be there this week, plus we havenât been in a couple weeks anyway,â you kissed at his neck, making him squeeze your hips harder.
unlike both your guysâ parents you and eren do not attend church every weekend and arenât quite as religious, especially eren. the only reason he attends is because itâs what you want, and heâs not one to object anything his wife wants so he just sucks it up and goes.
âcâmere,â eren muttered, bringing his hands from your hips to your silky smooth thighs. you leant down and he was quick to capture your lips in a kiss, humming in content when you kissed him back. eren bit down unexpectedly on your bottom lip making you gasp, giving him the perfect opportunity to slip his tongue in your mouth.
you laced your fingers in his soft, brown locks before giving them a harsh tug, breaking the heated kiss. âget ready we leave in an hourâŠ.and you may need to take a cold shower,â you giggled, giving his pouting lips one more kiss before making your way to your daughtersâ room to wake them. eren glanced down at his semi and threw his head back in annoyance. a cold shower was indeed needed.
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âbut i donât wanna go!â your eldest daughter stomped her foot in protest, her big brown eyes welling up with tears. eren sighed, kneeling down to be eye level with her, âitâs just for an hour, see that clock up there? once the little hand is on the 9 mommy and i will get you and weâll get something special for lunch! how does that sound sweet thing?â
she sniffled and slowly nodded, reaching her arms out to get one last hug from him before you left her with the church daycare. âthatâs my girl. mommy, sissy, and i will see you in a bit okay?â he gave her chubby cheek a fat kiss, and wiped her tears before handing her off to the caretaker.
âyouâre such a good daddy,â you whispered in erenâs ear, giving the spot below his ear a soft kiss. eren cleared his throat, uttering out a small âthank youâ. god you were going to be the death of him.
âlet me carry this for you,â he didnât wait for your response, taking the carrier that was holding your youngest. she was fast asleep and by the grace of god hopefully it would stay that way.
you and eren walked hand in hand into the chapel, immediately being greeted by people youâve known since you were teenagers. you did most of the talking which eren was thankful for, oh how lucky he was to have married a certified yapper.
ây/n?â
you whipped your head around, your mouth dropping slightly in shock. âjean? oh my goodness how are you?â you giggled, bringing him in for a bone crushing hug. eren kissed his teeth, choosing to skip the reunion and instead find your parents to sit with them. you rolled your eyes at him, giggling once more. six years of dating and four years of being married and he still was so possessive. you wouldnât change a thing about it though.
âhe hasnât changed i see,â jean chuckled, scratching at the scuff on his jaw. you glanced at eren once more, just to find him already looking at the both of you, brows furrowed. ânopeâŠstill the same eren we all know and love.â love was an understatement to you thoughâeren was your moon and stars, your reason for breathing, he was everything to you. he had once told you beforeâwhile he was balls deep inside you that he wanted to claim you mind, body, and soul and you would say he definitely succeeded.
you and jean talked for a few more minutes before going your separate ways to find your seats before service started. the second you sat down eren wrapped his strong arms around your waist, pulling you as close as possible. he nuzzled his nose in your hair, internally melting at the smell of peaches and coconut. after all these years it was still your signature scent, and never failed to make his heart beat faster and his dick jump.
âjean sounds like heâs doing pretty goodâŠ.said heâs been doing a lot of traveling,â you spoke softly, resting your hand on erenâs thigh, leaning into his side. eren hummed, suddenly finding more interest in your sleeping daughter. she was the spitting image of youâabsolutely perfect in every way.
eren tensed when he felt you squeeze his thigh, âyou alright my love? youâre awfully quiet, you arenât upset with me for making you come here are you?â you looked at him with those doe eyes and he immediately felt like the biggest asshole in the world.
âof course not baby i never mind coming here with you, you know that. itâs just that i wasnât expecting him to be here. we havenât seen him sinceâŠyou know,â he trailed off, giving your hand a loving squeeze.
it was trueâyou both hadnât seen jean since high school which was when your sexcapdes with him were at an all time high. since then eren has never let another man lay a hand on you sexually. you belonged to him and no one else and he belonged to you just as much.
you felt your cheeks get hot at the memories of the three of you messing around, bringing an amused smirk to erenâs face. as much as he was annoyed to see that man it definitely gave him an incentive to tease you a little about it.
eren glanced over at your parents and his mother who were immersed in their own conversation before leaning in close to you. âremember when you sucked us both off at the same time? you looked so pretty, especially with both our nut on your face. remember that baby?â you gasped at his language, elbowing him in the side making him laugh.
before he could say anything else the service finally started. about fifteen minutes into erenâs dad speaking you felt erenâs thumb begin to rub soft circles on your hip, giving it a firm squeeze every now and again. why oh why did he have to bring up those memories of you with him and jeanânow it was all your mind could think about.
*flashback*
âa-ah shit! just like that baby,â eren growled at the way you choked around his dick, spit dripping from your chin and onto the new floral printed dress heâd bought for you. while you were using your mouth on eren your free hand was occupied with jean, stroking his dick in the best way possible.
every time youâd gag harshly around eren your hands would accidentally squeeze his tip a little too hard, causing a symphony of moans to slip past his lipsâwhich also happened to have your cherry flavored lip gloss smeared across them. âsucking us so good baby mmh fuckâthank you. say thank you dickhead,â eren growled elbowing jean in the side. your pulled eren out of your mouth with a pop! quickly engulfing jeanâs dick in your warm mouth.
jeanâs head fell back against the wall, his adams apple bobbing. ât-thank you y/n, thank you so much,â his voice sounding whiny and breathy, and he mightâve cared sounding like that in front of eren if you werenât making him feel so sooo good. you hummed around his dick, your tongue licking the underside of him to bring him closer to his orgasm.
your jaw was aching and the whole lower side of your face was covered with spit and their pre but you were as content as could be. the way you squeezed your thighs together didnât go unnoticed by eren, so him being the sweet boyfriend he was gently nudged your thighs apart before pressing his shoe against your pussy. you wasted no time humping his shoe, your little mewls and moans making shivers crawl up jeanâs spine.
eren nudged jean, a devilish smirk on his kiss swollen lips. âsee the way sheâs humping my shoe like a little slut? you fucking wish huh?â he chuckled, his head tilting back in pleasure when you began to play with his balls. jeanâs nostrils flared as he took in the way you desperately ground your pussy against erenâs shoe.
âsheâs so wetâfuck how is she so wet just from this?â eren let out a breathy laugh because jean did sound genuinely astonished at how soaked you were. âsee the way her panties are sticking to her pussy? sheâs soaked,â eren pressed his shoe harder against your pussy, snickering at the way your hips stuttered.
it was too much for jean. the way your plump lips suckled on his tip, the way your hand squeezed his base just right, and worst of allâthe lewd wet noises coming from your pussy just from humping on eren. âiâm not gânna last s-sheâs gonna make me cum, youâre gonna make me cum y/nââ
ânot in her fucking mouth you arenât, how âbout we finish on her face? would you like that baby?â eren gripped onto your hair, pulling your off jeanâs dick with the tiniest bit of force. your chest heaved up and down as you licked a your swollen lips. the way you looked at himâoh he couldâve taken you right there jean watching or not.
you wiped your mouth with the back of your hand and nodded, the sweetest smile now gracing your lips. âyesâplease finish on my face,â your hands began to stroke both of their dicks once again, your pussy throbbing at the way they both twitched and throbbed in your hands.
jean was the first to let go of course once he saw you open your mouth, tongue sticking out of course. eren was quick to follow, both of their cum landing on your face in quick spurts. âwhat a fucking sight this isâ eren bit his lip, running his dick over your lips, a chill running down his spine when he felt you suckle on it.
*flashback over*
you felt a particularly harsh squeeze on your side breaking you out of your thoughts. âyouâre awfully quiet, i bet you were thinking about it huh? dirty little thing,â eren let out a low chuckle, pulling you impossibly closer to his body. âdidnât we fuck you at the same time that day too? poor thing you were so sore afterwards having two dicks in that little pussyââ
you gasped at his foul language, catching the attention of your parents. âyou alright y/n?â your mother asked making you even more flustered. you looked up at eren, then to your mother before standing up. erenâs brows furrowed in confusion when you reached your hand out to him, but he gladly took it anyway.
âmy chest is feeling a little soreâŠ.i think i just need to go pump or something. do you guys minding watching her for a minute? weâll be super quick thank you!â you didnât give them much time to respond before you were dragging eren out of the chapel.
eren pulled you back, stopping you in your tracks, âdo you really need to pump? i donât think i brought the machine with me but i donât mind leaving to gââ eren was cut off by your lips crashing against his, your hands clutching onto his dress shirt for dear life.
âmâfine ren *kiss* jusâ need you *kiss kiss* really badâ you words were muffled due to your lips never leaving erenâs, but he understood you just fine.
eren grabbed your trembling hand and led you to the nearest bathroom, ushering you into the closest stall the second you entered. âwhenâs the last time i fucked you here?â eren asked quietly, pushing your front against the stall door. you whined at the sloppy kisses he began to leave on your shoulders and neck, your backside pushing against his growing erection.
âu-um i think it was years ago whenâhah! w-we were teenagers,â you let out a breathless laugh at the memory of you both crammed in this same stall, your legs thrown over both his shoulders while he devoured your pussy. eren began to kiss down your neck, then your back until he was kneeling down, face to face with your dress covered backside.
he slowly lifted up your dress, his big hands roaming all around your ass and the fat of your thighs. âmâglad you remember, thatâs one of my favorite memories of us. the number one being the day i married you of course,â he chuckled, spreading your ass cheeks to get a glimpse of your already soaked pussy. he licked his lips before taking a long, fat lick up your center, chuckling when he heard you gasp.
even though you were still wearing your panties he could still taste the sweet, yet tangy taste that was youâhis beautiful oh so sweet wife. you both stayed like that for a few moments before eren got impatient and yanked your panties to the side, his lips finding your swollen clit with ease.
âr-renny, not so louddddâ you sniffled, reaching your hand back to pull at his hair, running his perfectly styled bun but he didnât mind in the slightest. your pleas for him to quiet down went in one ear and out the other because if anything it sounded like he was slurping on your pussy even louder than beforehand.
it didnât take long before you were cumming all over erenâs tongue, your knees nearly buckling at the way he continued to suck on your sensitive clit. âfuck iâll never get sick of eating this pussy,â eren ran his tongue over his lips and chin, fighting the urge to dive back in just so you could squirt on his tongue.
âgotta make this quick honey, donât wanna keep everyone waiting too long yeah?â eren kept you facing forward, your back now arched, glistening pussy on display waiting for him to finally fuck you. he ran his tip between your folds, shuddering at how warm you felt.
without warning eren rammed his hips forward, forcing a broken moan to leave your lips. eren was quick to cover your mouth with his hand, hissing when he felt you bite down on the skin. âsorry baby mâsorry,â eren cooed, coating your neck in wet kisses while his free hand wasted no time toying with your clit. his pace was quick and brutal, the sound of skin slapping echoing throughout the bathroom.
âmmphârenny,â he heard your muffled voice and removed his hand, gripping your chin to force you to look at him. âwhat is it baby? what do you need from daddy hm? iâm fucking you good ainât i?â eren looked down and cracked the smallest smile at the way your pussy was sucking him in, a white sheen of your cream coating his base.
you didnât say anything, instead you stuck out your tongue waiting for eren to do what he did bestâgive you the sloppiest fucking kiss youâve received, each time nastier than the last. eren chuckled and wasted no time sucking your tongue into his mouth, moaning into the kiss. you eyes rolled into the back of your head, your pussy clenching onto erenâs dick like a vice. oh how you lived for his kisses.
eren changed his strokes to deep and slow, trying in any way to contain the loud squelching noise from your cunt. âah ah ah! o-oh m-my,â you bit down harshly on your bottom lip making eren tisk.
âcâmon baby say what you were gonna say heâs listening,â eren growled, pinching your clit between his fingers. if it werenât for eren holding you up you surely wouldâve collapsed.
âoh my god! e-rennnn,â your thighs tensed as eren fucked you through your orgasm, droplets of your cum dripping to the floor. âfuck yeah thatâs it baby, scream for your god let âem know whoâs fucking this pussy,â eren rolled his hips in a way that had your eyes crossing, the feeling of another orgasm already approaching.
eren released his grip on your chin, his hands now finding purchase on your hips, ramming into you with everything he had. âsâgood,â he hummed, giving your ass three quick swats.
âso *thrust* fucking *harder thrust* good *really hard thrust*â
your hands scrambled to find somethingâanything to grab onto, your legs felt like jelly, you body slowly sliding down which each brutal thrust. ânope get upâstand up straight like a good girl,â eren growled, lifting your body up once more. you were practically on your tippy toes, tongue lolled out, and eyes crossed as eren treated you like his own personal fuck toy.
heâs so damn strong. you could feel his muscles bulging through his dress shirt, his abs that heâs maintained all these years making the most delicious clapping sounds against your ass.
âs-shit mâgonna cum, where you want it honey,â eren let out a shaky breath, balls tightening when he felt you squeeze around him for the umpteenth time. your brain was scrambled, the only form of communication you were able to give him is a whine, your mouth slowly dropping open.
âmmph alright baby iâll give it to you,â eren gave you three more toe curling thrusts before you came with a squeal, white dots taking over your vision. eren cursed when he felt himself already cumming, quickly pulling out and pushing you to your knees. he slipped his thumb in your mouth, pushing down on your tongue to open your mouth wider before releasing the rest of his cum on your awaiting tongue.
you hummed at the taste of him, taking more of his dick into your mouth with ease. erenâs breath hitched, his thighs tensing up from overstimulation. eren gently pulled you away from his cock, a line of spit connecting your lips to the tip. âi think i got a little inside mâsorry babyâ he puffed air from his cheeks, tucking himself back in his dress pants.
eren gently lifted you from the floor, making sure your body was steady before bringing you in a tight embrace. you nuzzled your face into his chest, breathing in the intoxicating scent of his cologne.
âyou good?â he whispered into your hair, gently stroke your lower back. you nodded, holding onto him tighter, whining when you felt his cum drip down the inside of your thigh. âclean it up,â you mumbled into his shirt, your cheeks flaming hot.
eren let out a low chuckle, muttering out a soft âmâkay sweet thingâ before pushing your back against the stall once more. he made quick work putting your leg over his shoulder, licking and sucking at your thighs, cleaning up his cum like the good lil husband he was.
once he was finished he gave your clit a soft kiss, letting out a breathy laugh when he felt you smack the side of his head. âiâm done iâm done, now letâs get outta here before people start to wonder where we are,â he figured your parents were already wondering you two had gone off too but he rlly didnât give a damnânot when you just gave him one of the best nuts heâs ever had.
just as you two were leaving the restroom you bumped intoâof course jean fucking kirstein. âwhat are you doing?â eren asked, wrapping his arm around you, pulling you into his side. jean looked at the bathroom door then back at eren, âum using the bathroom? what were you two doing?â he cocked his eyebrow, tilting his head to the side.
you both didnât say anything, but the fucked out looked on your face and erenâs shit eating grin told him everything he needed to know. âyou guys are grossâŠ.now if youâll excuse me,â jean cleared his throat, brushing past you and eren to get into the restroom.
you buried your face in erenâs side in embarrassment making his laugh. âdonât get all worked up doll, you know he wonât say shitâprobably in there right now jerking it to the thought fucking you,â eren gave your hip a possessive squeeze, guiding you to the chapel.
fortunately for him service was just finishing up.
âthere you two are! you missed the whole thing, what took so long?â your mother rushed up to you both, you could see the tiniest bit of frustration in her eyes.
eren took the carrier that was holding your daughter from her, âshe just had to pump sorry we took so long mrs. y/l/n. weâll be sure to join you next sunday to make up for it i promiseâ eren used the most sincere tone he could, he gave your hip a loving squeeze when he felt you relax into his touch. ânow if youâll excuse us we gotta get genesis,â you both bid your parents farewell before making your way to the basement where the sounds of screaming children and parents could be heard.
âthereâs my sweet girl!â you giggled, giving your daughter a bear hug when she jumped into your arms. eren leant down to give her forehead a kiss, âsee? that wasnât too bad now was? now letâs go get something yummy to eat! daddyâs starving,â he whispered the last part in your ear, giving your behind a pinch making you jump.
âdonât worry iâll make sure youâre nice and fed i promise,â you giggled giving him three quick kisses on his jaw. eren gave you a toothy grin, ecstatic because he knew youâd keep your promise.
and that my friends is how peaches and coconut! eren and his wifey are living <3
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